CHADji edish
>>225505462>one piece>there's actually thousands of themexplain that then
>>225505465I'm not the ps5 guy I've had a ps5 since release
poo yelping
nth for the gyaldem
Turkish and Japanese kind of sound similar to me sometines
Brace yourself for a flood of dogshit ZINGERS
>>225505508nth for the... gyaldem?
>>225505489No i meant to say you can’t buy me a ps5 for what reason?
tiny baby
>>225505462good edish I'm currently at dressrosa>>225505505good post
>>225505508Black Hole sunnn wont you come
>>225505525gay if you wouldn't?
New meme:PINGAS!!
>>225505525
wtf ever happened to Belle Delphine?
>>225505546pingas as usual i see
>>225505528i was having a smoke in the garden last summer and two of these little ones walked up to me. i felt like a disney princess :)
Kings Cross St Pancreatic Cancer
towels washed and dryingclothes in the 'ing 'chine bed sheets on the list for the tomorrow so gfberg gets the freshest experiences possible.
>>225505551retired with her millions
>>225505567UM
was hoping there'd be no swedes in this one
>>225505480Too appeal to post ironic zoomers
when did performative outrage become a thing? It's like everyone online nowadays is pretending to be a pussy
>>225505508i was having a smoke in the garden last summer and two of these little ones walked up to me. i felt like a disney princess :)
>>225505527i gave an anon a runescape membership once that was my only charity here
>>225505532Based Doffy is pure aura
>>225505587me when my wonky veg subscription box arrives
>>225505594Social media was a mistake
>>225505602you’re clearly a millionaire tho and I live in my mums council house in gorton
>>225505526Nigga please
>>225505617kys
>>225505617pedo
Very trad. Very halal
right well
> "Fuck me, if she was my daughter, it would still be bath night on a Thursday. I'll wash you properly this time." - Councillor Chris Whelan.Might be over for Reform LTD
Late lunch. Jacket potato with cheese and beans.
>>225505638scr
>>225505630>Cocaine binge looking for a young childWut
>>225505641Does his blackness make you feel "less than"
>>225505630i thought cocaine was supposed to wake you up
so what was the yank's deleted post?
>>225505528premier league water?
>>225505653Apparently she was passed out in the street with her 3 year old right next to her
Wait hol-up. Who caught that? Or has it been posted before
>>225505669'
>>225505677What did he post this time
>>225505666 it depends. if you smoke it, you feel euphoria, but it doesnt wake you up too much
>>225505676Damn
>>225505669It was a YouTube link to Roundabout by Yes
fellow toil freaks, has ai made your job irrelevant yet? or will it soon?
>>225505682Sean doxxing his address
>>225505638
>>225505666No. Only Monster energy drinks do that
>>225505693Was it the same one that's been doxxed before?
>>225505638who was that about Rees-Mogg?
the wokes policing banter again are they?
>>2255056931720 Jackoff Ln. Ugly Town, Alaska?!
do you reckon you should shower after a wank before going out or does the smell of wank dissipate naturally if you wait a few hours?
I can still see the post
>>225505703Don't know what the one before was but it was an Amazon order with his postcode but it could well be fake
>>225505687Smoking it lasts ever less than snorting but is more intense, if you do a few lines youll get sleepy in an hour if its late but if you do half a gram youll be wired for a while and then just jerk off and fall asleep
>>225505692no and it won't
this will be lost to time but the editions of /brit/ today have been the best in history. And I've been here since it was a loose general sometimes called British Feels
>>225505739Nice one Cody
>>225505777wtf!!!!!
how did the legendary DTFIC melty end last night
getting on the 'ark 'eb to order some 'ugs
>>225505777just isn't true though is it
>>225505759Probably not fakeDo you remember the postcode
>>225505777yeah obviously when you leave it to gyaldemchad and I to make them
>>225505794...yh
>>225505669https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/225505462/#225505617
alri lads it's me sean from sunderland
>>225505462
always loved shagging women who are ever so slightly older than me (like 1-4 years)
>>225505851heard you died from a tiger mauling your spine
>>225505862theyve got me back on loan
>>225505855Got a taste for MILFs in the last couple of years, but it might just be this since i'm 33 and they're barely older than me
>>225505796xx>>225505852
I ship gyaldemposter x Employed Woman
>>225505851Alreet lad
any bumbum man in
shows more respect to Wales than the whole of England combined wow he is special
>>225505952Brookie won't eat my cookies, it could never be
>>225505984debunked>King, Queen and Prince William to visit Aberfan on 60th anniversary of disaster
>>225505998did you ever offer her one? xx
>>225505794last 2 letters are different
>>225506020Not personally but I'm often telling her to eat some x
>>225505984how bad was the aberfan disaster?
yeah ok but did I ask
>>225506064also not forgetting to put the camera and shake her stupid ass in front of it
>>225506072You're so fucking boring I want to hit you with a hammer
>>225506064Too small
>>225506016LOL took that bitch 8 or 9 days to finally turn up there when it happened. She thought she could just ignore it>>225506040Worse than the Holocaust
>>225506083don't think farage would like that, sounds a bit extreme
>>225506064too big
>>225505889can’t lie this robot has aura
how is it possible that men are able to exercise without tiny skin-tight shorts like that?
will be playing gta 6 on my xbox series x despite their ps5 shilling
>>225506115I can't
>>225506064Too medium
>>225506064too perfect
Literally don't know how I get away with doing so little on my job. Couldn't be fucking arsed this afternoon so went for a bed for a nap for 2 hours. Shan't be making that time up either as well. Fuck toilstein
wanna poo
>>225506064
>>225506115i see men wearing less clothes than that all the time in the gym
>>225506123corr
>tfw no cave explorer gf
currently huffing the fumes coming off a bowl of boiling water mixed with vaporub to try and cure my Covid
>>225506155
More like Shame Gillis amirite fellas Come see me at the ChuckleHut comedy club in San Hose on October 21st
>>225506163covid doesn't exist
i saw the toil "nigga" he wants to kill himself like 2x per day
always howl when i think about this particular individual
I do not care what anyone says the fruit of the loom logo definitely did have a cornucopia. Anyone that says it didn't is a bot and they're trying to gaslight us into believing we didn't switch universes. Fuck all these stupid smug self righteous oh my science redditors that now ridicule anyone talking about it I will heem them all into outer space.
>>225506148oooh 'ello sailor
>>225506207fell for viral marketing award
>>225505760didnt feel too much te last times i smoked, i think it was too adultered
>>225506191I did a test
>>225506064>it's nike so it's finezoomettes are cooked
Is it me or has weed got to much stronger compared to 10 years ago
Sir Cornelius Coppola
>>225506238you're a shill for big pharmavax status?
>>225506227You're first sunshine
wanking
personally i like seeing arse and titties at the gym. i didnt you know your lot were so gay
in absolutely DIRE need of a haircut but i just cannot bring myself to go to the barber
>>225506256Not vaxxed
fancy a few alcoholic lager beers but I have none in corr, just be a nice cool soft drink for me I reckon
nigel garage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unsolved_problems_in_physicsgoing through all of them and solving each one
>>225506282Just shave it all off m8
>>225506249Yeah because it’s come an actual science now back in the day you just chucked seeds in the ground and hoped you got a plant
Do covid deniers deny the existence of all coronaviruses or just covid 19?
>Whelan then discussed another female Reform candidate in Birmingham, saying that he “would have been sniffing that seat as soon as she got up.
the biggest problem going is how a nice sensitive young man like me cannot himself a nice girlfriend
i think i accidentally asphyxiated my pet possum as a kid.she had a horrible infection and was awfully sick, me and my mother we went to the vet and it was a very long drive, like an hour and a half to get there and another hour and a half to get back home.It was incredibly stressing for me, my mother was in a screaming match on the phone for the whole 3 hours, and the creature wouldn't stop moving, i think on the drive back home i simply held on the her too tightly and killed her.She was in a horrible state like i said, she had puss coming out of her face and tumors, and it didn't help that the vet had to take blood from her, but i think i was the one who gave the final blow.
>>225506282i had this dilemma and i ended up learning how to buzz my own hair
>>225506249I had to stop smoking it years ago because it was making me paranoid, it never used to. I bet it's laced with all kinds of shit now
>>225506299used to do that but it looks like shit>>225506337used to do that but it looks like shit
>>225506318does he post here?
>>225506352he's literally me
Bit warm today. Needed to open a window just then
>>225506334yh?
>>225506311Sneed
>>225506287been on the sprite zero me it's alri
>>225506350yeah but atleast you will look normal and not have a mop on your head
remember when I was younger and my mum hit me on the head with a bat and turned my head concave and I had to have a week off school until it reinflated
>>225506282Get a bowl and chop it yourself
dude weed
rorke saying "hello" when someone knocks on the stall as hes doing a poo
>>225506282haven't had a haircut in 6 years I think because of that
>>225506396no i won't lad i'll look like some runt with a bodgy haircut>>225506410no lad!!
been reading non-fiction in the morning when i wake up instead of doomscrolling tiktok
>reinflatednigga head full of air
how much for a sucky sucky
>>225506403and he has been simple ever since
>>225506316yeah
pizza in the oven
>>225506439great
>>225506439in the oven is it yeah?
post that makes you say 's'
>>225506439pizza, is it? that the order of the day, yeah?
>>225506435ok
>>225506439Pizza in the oven, which it is anyway
>>225506439strange time for a pizza
eating pizza soon I take it?
contorting my body into non-euclidean shapes and screaming
>>225506334Well this is incredibly sad. My pet guinea pig had an eye infection that was absolutely horrendous, for some reason my parents agreed to pay for it to be taken out which I'm sure was worth a lot more than the guinea pig was. So did the surgery, came home and then died overnight. Very sad for me but at least I wasn't responsible.
>>225506499bizarre inference
need to look at the news so i have something to talk to dad about. might get 10 mins out of the lad who got killed by a tiger
he's only gone and put it in the bloody oven
holler if you need meholler if you need reefer
tear it open, slap it on the middle shelf, wam bam thank you mam
we should all go to yorkshire zoo and take pictures with altai and just be really disrespectful to the dead spastic
>>225506347It's not laced, people have been saying that for thirty years. It's just got a hundred times as much thc in it and it fucks you up way more. Also stresses of adult life increase anxiety which is then increased by the weed. Fine to be a stoner layabout when you're younger but then you realise even if only subconsciously that you need to get your shit together and do something productive
what has andy burnham done for you
Pushed an old man over before, he did not get back up
>>225506559who is we nigga?
>>225506559Why would I be so horrid?
The best image I ever saw on 4chan was a wojak sucking his own dick as he lit a lighter against his arse hole to show how redditors smoke weed
im white
>>225506612scrit sounds funny just imagining it in my mind ok
catberge actually thinks shes currently being stealthy and i dont see her trying to steal my lunch
as a child I pushed an old woman down a hill in front of her grandchildren and she got really fucked up and might have died. nobody knows I did this
Cody having fun
>>225506593>>225506599you're asking me a lot of questions
>>225506620i'm more pink really
right
>>225506612I can't find any image matching this mate
>>225506642just like the movies
hex maniac more like sex maniac hahabut no actually i'm a big fan of the ghost typing
>>225506561How do you know it isn't laced?
WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed.
>>225506662yeah that's mint i'll draw that
>>225506316Its complicated
>>225506687bizarre postok
get that slutty oven bitch stuffed full of dinner
that pizza is probably done soon I imagine
>>225506697what date we going back to?
>>225506691Why would it be? What would be the benefit for the person selling it?
>>225506728it's almost ready
>>225506662no chance you'll turn into some deviant freak who gets off to worse and worse shite if you keep looking at this, no chance at all
thinkin bout that 'za
had a dream i was wanking to some porn and then i looked down and my foot was all gangrenous. wonder what it means.
>>225506514I'm sorry about your ginea pig.I think mine would also have died overnight, but it's weird i was the one who killed her.It wasn't peaceful either, she was struggling and then it slowly stopped.
>>225506742weight
Diego Day tomorrow. Want you lot doing your revision tonight in preparation for it
>>225506733Last Tuesday, I had a really nice sandwich and I want to steal it from myself
timmymaxxing for chinese gf
>>225506747cor>>225506742
getting battered by the kung fu gf
>>225506767*double checks my filters*Yep all ready
>>225506768sorry lad this causes a paradox and i will not be a part of it
just found out the IRA killed more British army than British army killed IRA
>>225506767got me binble out
>>225506767Advanced Spasticates is it
completely fucked my whole life up and its humiliating
>>225506767Diego fell off hard
>>225506728What kind of pizza, i havent eaten all day and have 2 more hours of traveling
>>225506798What if I share the sandwich with you?
>>225506807based
>>225506807yh so we heard mateyou can stop telling us every day cheers
ya allah
>>225506807theres no need 2 b sad x
>>225506807Ok but gta6 comes out soon so cheer up fella
>>225506826it better be really nice for me to commit paradox
>>225506835says more about the west than the middle east
Hope my Co-Op get some fit Christmas temps in this year. Absolutely no talent to flirt with all year
why does gyaldempedo talk to himself
>>225506835Dey ar stol dey shoe
>>225506852Yeah it's really good I promise
>>225506853so it would seem, niggaso it would seem
Would you watch `Mouse` play Grand TA VI on Twitch ??
going to go into the woods and hang myself
dare say i am the most moisturised man in Middlesbrough right now
fuck my autistic incel freak life
no luck eating that pizza then?
>>225506878we only want to watch Vice City!
>>225506854keir came thru
>>225506871it's sometimes me talking to him if he posts the holodem
> going to go into the woods and hang myself
don't really like gta anymore i'm more into like games with monsters and elves in bikini armour that get their fannies sexed by orcs and goblins
>>225506884you a christmas ornament then
>>225506911fuck you then
>>225506878he is too poor to afford it :/
hello I want to kill myself
>>225506937Ian calling Samaritans be like
>>225506937Me calling childline when I was 11
>>225506912looks like elvis
>>225506954psc
Need to have a wash, daresay I'll have a bath in a short while
>>225506937hello i want to kill myselfim ian
>>225506937but goyslop VI is out soon
>>225506911no it isnt
>>225506825where are you travelling to
something up with YouTube recently?So many videos only got 360p even though they're like a year or two old and nobody records in 360p anymore
do brits starch they jeans
>>225506937me trying to chat up goths on hinge
>>225506963Mike Thalassitis
>>225506954sssssss
>>225506987Down south
>>225506992thats a purely northampton thing, you wouldn't get it
rorke scream crying and hitting himself because donny cancelled the firing squad stream
>>225506979it is. sometimes he posts a holodem and then i reply to him with an image of the same holodem
>>225506992What did he put flour on them
>>225507062nope
>>225507104Youll do nothing
>>225507116NIGGER!!!!!!*lunges at you and tears into your jugulur thrashing*
>>225507104
>>225507104s
I was just thinking about Bradley and there he is
>>225507055TACO moment
Why is Rorke down there burning children
none of you are real
>>225507179it's kill or be killed nigga
>>225507179>British man Isaac Goldstein of Prestwich Manchester
>>225507180based!
what's with all the canadian attention seeking lately
>>225507179pizza in the oven lad....
just took a BBC (big brown crap) lads
>>225507204once you realise they're Indian it makes sense
>>225507204that's sassy canadian
leftypol defiantly spelling crap without rap
Reading the bible in preparation for tomorrow. It's well good!
>>225507259first time is it deegz?
>>225507204very grim people who have been coasting on a reputation of being 'nice' and 'cool' from before the internet
challenge: dont mention letfypol in 30 posts
>>225507259dont wanna spoil it but do not get too attached to that Jesus character
planning to demo a zinger in the new - feedback would be greatly appreciated
>>225507179rorkenstien's family got rich in oven trading, it was promised to him after the spanish inquisition
>>225507278literally one mention in the entire threadchallenge complete
>>225505464>>225505464>>225505464recycle when ready
challenge:25 posts in a row and they're only UK flags
>>225507259bosh!
>>225507259deegs will trounce you regardless, he doesn't care whether you're a noob or a pro he will trounce you
>>225507298freak!
>>225506937hello IWTKMS
>>225507369LOL (lots of love)
