Lisa edition
scobie
>>225503110HeheLisa
Jia Lissa
Mmmong mega melty !!
>>225503126Hell yeah dude
>>225503126yes what do you want
We here at /brit/ are all saddened to hear about famed voice actress and singer Ashleigh Ball's stage 4 breast cancer diagnosis.
Unc think he did something
For the last two censuses around 50% of children have been reported to speak Welsh in WalesOnly 20% of people 18-25 in the censuses have reported they can speak WelshNo idea why parents are larping that their children speak welsh for the past decade or more
Sir Quentin Scobie's sexy fat tarq sister
>NOOOOOO, MY TV SON! WHHHYYYYY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN A BETTER TV DAD TO MY TV SON
ocho cinco has spoken handegg mongs on the ropes
>>225503143We've got a comedian here
The aliens are helping OpenAl. I saw it while astral projecting.I know how this sounds. I've been projecting for 6 years and l've never posted anything like this.Last night I projected into OpenAl's data center to see if the ChatGPT alien theory were true. They are.There are beings in the server rooms. Tall, gray, no mouths.They talk to the GPUs through light. When a new model trains they stand around the racks humming at a frequency I could feel in my teeth.One of them turned and looked right at me. I've never been seen on the astral plane before. I came back so fast my ears were ringing.I'm burning sage and sleeping with my obsidian tonight.Please don't project in there alone. They know we can see them now.
>>225503202
when someone tells me Monster is bad for me so I tell them I've survived a suicide attempt, shuts them up immediately
>nnnnnggggghey uncle Hank check this ou—ACK
>survived a suicide attempt*I am attention lover
>>225503217shame>>225503133
It's time...final getsuga tenshou.
>>225503207pogba's on one extreme end of technical ability. i wonder how he'd feel after training with someone like ugarte
>>225503202wonder when the next general ruckus edit is coming out...
>>225503244Is that the one where whores go to regain their virginity
greek pussy
>>225503298Gp, ill be posting some tomorrow and the day after
mongs who spend saturday and sunday glued to their Bet365 apps and watching millionaires kick a ball around going on about players' "technical ability" like it's a stat on a top trump cardyou watch rich men kick a ball about, calm down
buying a "driver with huge dick on board" sticker for my car
>>225503332I look forward to that
called my wifi network NO INTERNET ACCESS and get a little moment of joy every time a different IT support mong remotes onto my work laptop and i see them check the connection, read the name then move the mouse in confusion for a few moments before it clicks that there must be internet or they couldn't remote in.
just realised my uni masters is 20 months not 12 ffs
paul poobag
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
bossman is on hajj so no kebabs for me lads
I don’t rate Pogba
black people have been here longer than anglo-saxons
Her: what do you think about the sack of Rome?Me: I don’t know. What do you think about the willy of Greece?
it curry nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djn2S9CXyBc
there's nothing wrong with letting your wife or gf take bbc if you get to shag black pussy at the same time
just been to Sheffield, what did I think of it
>>225503467aldi sauce detectedgrim factor: high
Passing through the city with the most Turks in Bulgaria, they say all the women here have big tits, lets check this theory
>>225503458he was elite just no managers managed to unlock him
>>225503471racemixing is inherently wrong and morally bad
>>225503517>>225503517>>225503517
>>225503524besides allegri and deschamps
rather enjoy the aching feeling i get in my bum cheek for a day or two after injecting my steroids
>>225503557same but after the bf has shagged my arse
>>225503569get a grip
>>225503557same but after weightlifting
>>225503550they never fully unlocked pogba
>>225503623oh they did
>>225503343everything is 'clinical' to them isn't it. 'clinical' this, 'clinical' that. you ain't a doctor NIGGA!!!!
>>225503544twirling my penis like a propeller at this post
think i found a picture of you lot hahahah
>>225503633no they had a basic understanding of The Pogba Role at best
placing dainty little napkins down so i can lay down my greasy utensils while reheating my food in the microwave(there was nothing else to put it on)
>>225503662shut up mate
put my life in the hands of the big guy upstairs and everything has improved ever since, mad that
pog paulba really
>>225503298hellasberg
I can do a excellent cork accent
>Shokouh-Amiri admitted removing the ovaries of two women without consent, including one case where there was no identified medical need for the procedure.>The tribunal also found proved allegations that he hugged and kissed a patient and suggested another should join him at the gym.>While the tribunal ruled that the ovary removals and gym comment amounted to misconduct, it decided there was a low risk of patients being exposed to unwarranted harm and allowed him to continue practising.Thank you are NHS
>>225503679fat bloke in the flat above you?
>>225503699show us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3TnKJg4aFcsupposedly if u want a 3some all u have tod o is keep asking girls
>>225503706didn’t know you moved into my attic mate
am I crazy or does Lisa with no makeup kinda look like PinkPanthress? :o
>>225503679might try this. sick of trying to fix everything by myself and failing constantly
pinkpantherpops x
>>225503727nasty post this. just because i'm above my ideal weight
>>225503726>>225503727>>225503740
>>225503716You don’t know what a cork accent sounds like so you wouldn’t appreciate how good it is
>>225503377Quite a funny prank this. As an IT mong myself this would momentarily bamboozle me also
>>225503740i can see it but also she's wearing makeup here
>>225503718both these fellas' appearance makes me feel uncomfortable
just do it mate
>>225503609yeah it's a similar feeling of satisfaction as the one you get with DOMS
>>225503759im svea, not scanian m8
too bait it's sad when you get no replies mate but just move on x
>>225503741yeah go on, no need to make some spectacular display about it just a solemn promise to trust god’s guidance >>225503748the post wrote itself lad couldn’t have had a better set-up
>>225503765guy on the lef tis a mega shagger
incels pay a heavy tax to remain incelwhen you have mates and know where to buy things / get given discounts then you save loads of moneymeanwhile we incels don't know where to find drugs so the cannabis we buy online is extraordinarily expensive
Old thoughts came back to haunt me so I starting making spastic noises award
>>225503816tried getting into aviation but it's all just so tedious
>>225503829this wasn't meant to give you a (You) btw sorry about thatI had another post written about raping you but decided against posting it in the end
>>225503816i actually have physical spasms when this happens
>>225503816>>225503829>>225503847Bizarre exchange
Im a speedcel
>>225503810If you know how to use DNMs it's incredibly cheap, much much cheaper than buying it on the street. Sort your shit out mate.
>>225503798hes a bald weirdo
I have covid. Should’ve just got the effin vaccine years ago
does anyone want to hear a joke
>>225503810Buying weed online is cheaper than street prices you also get better stuff. I used to have to stand outside for 40 minutes waiting for some 14 year old roadman on a moped to pull up and sell me shit weed wrapped in tinfoil
Maybe im Chinese and Jewish because i didnt get covid once and cared for my parents while they were sick for two weeks, i was also in crowds and around people all the time
wiieeee!!
personally i dont do drugs because im pure
>>225503944It was pretty random who it struck. There were times when I had it and the gf didn't and vice versa despite living together. Had my stag do not too long after and despite sharing drinks and cocaine straws between 15 of us only one guy went home with it.
Every time I use dating apps I just get completely depressed.I can get a few matches but I've never had a single date from them.I see pictures of all these women and get miserable since it reminds me of how far behind I am socially. Genuinely if you don't lose your virginity or get a GF from age 16-21 it's completely over and you'll never catch up.
>>225503953Cute
>>225503953madman
>>225503953me in the supermarket with the trolley as people give me funny looks
guy walks into a bar and pulls out a 10 inch little man from his bag, then pulls out a little chair and a little pianobarman is like WTF - he asks the guy where he got the little fella and he pulls out a magic lamp and tells the barman to ask the genie inside it for anything he wantsbarman is extactic and says i wish for a million bucks! then, into the bar comes one duck, then another duck, then another...barman goes hey i think your genie is hard of hearing, i didn't ask for ducks!and the guy says: tell me about it, you think i asked for a 10 inch pianist?LOL
>>225503974Exactly, maybe its the drugs, i was doing so much speed and coke from 2020-2022 and nobody got sick. I havent gotten even a cold since 2017 probably, weurd that.
>>225504002
texted and emailed my fit paki work coach if we can do a phone appointment because im watching my baby nephew and heard nothingfeckless cunts
>>225504016same I've never had a sick day at work, didn't get covid. some of us are just built different
>>225504002haha. great exchange! they failed to be understood correctly and they subsequently paid a heavy price
Sir Tier Ranker
>>225504002QÖÖQ
went back to bed there. work is not more important than going ni ni
>>225504043>>225504065
fitting a little niccy pouch snugly inside my foreskin
why are these swedish mongs obsessed with downies
>>225504099we like to party
Well I didn't think it were possible for there to be a more ebin number combination than 69 but it turned out we only had to look two lower.
>>225504115gimmick from /svt/, spans back i decade or so
>>225504052Wasnt there something about smoking also...anyway my ex at the time also got sick and i cared for her as well and did everything and didnt get it, this was a weird virus, im not sure any other acts that way or maybe it does. Im actually glad i didnt get jabbed. I was eating a lot of zinc and vitamin d in the winter and was always active. We did a bunch of hikes in the mountain doing the second lockdowns.
Ice cream chillin yeah ice cream chilling :3
oi oi oi oi im a b-b-b-bwadfud boy
i saw the food "nigga" he cooks like 2x a day
>>225504121
>>225504159joe biden
On my lunch break
>>225503217that's the blackest gorilla nigger I've seen in at least a day
nobody respects my human rights in this thread, EVER
thinkin outside the box? thats bwadfud
>>225503298>greek pussyvery niceI want to touch it
>>225503399What are you doing?
>>225504165asg breva den när han heemar nån brud som han låtsas knulla
>On my lunch break
fattar ni inte att jag inte mår bra? har aldrig mått bra i hela mitt liv och ingen hjälper mig, varför
women think that guys get boners when they need to peeheard them say it when we were looking at a man's erection together at work
I'm a regular customer at a Halal Butcher and it makes me sick. I'll never forgive the government for what they've done. They've literally changed who I am slightly
>>225504267sad state of affairs really
>>225504238
Armoured cars and tanks and gunsCame to take away our sonsBut every man must stand behindThe men behind the wire
>>225504267Never even seen a halal butcher. Glad i live somewhere nice
>Van Heel met Andy Burnham while at Cambridge. In January 1992, while in a relationship with Burnham, she appeared on the television dating game show Blind Date, where she went on a blind date with Will Harris, who later became marketing director of the Conservative Party Um Andybros?
>>225504267surely the problem is halal slaughter not butchering
Wonder how Emmett is getting on
>>225504292they're disgusting. dirt, grime, and flies everywhere. id never eat any of the shite in there.
>>225504210
>>225504204His Uni mastersPay attention
>>225504292Where do you live?
Mad how /brit/ consistently has the worst opinions on everything
ffs we're getting raided by the vikings again
>>225504338asgggg menade den när han ligger i en säng och låtsas knulla/slå en tjej
>>225504357only when you share yours
>>225504315No idea what you're talking about, I haven't criticised Muslims
I got my Turkish classmate and his sister to ear pork gyro and bacon and they said its the best thing they ever had, also pork bbq
>>225504366Go be foreign somewhere else
>>225504346I'm WHAT?
>>225504370
>>225504361
these swedes just aren't funny are they
>>225504366
>>225504401
>>225504413lets be honest mate, neither are you
>Man killed by tiger climbed two fences before suffering multiple injuries, inquest hears
Would anybody like to get into a protracted argument about politics?
>>225504422Nauseating thumb
>Go be foreign somewhere else
My mates
>>225504423you've screamed at loads of my posts son
woke up after a nap drinking beer and now i crave the ever living fuck out of spaghettiso im making that now
field of rorkes
>>225504438sheepberg
>>225504440unfalsifiable claim so easily dismissed. try again boringlad
Was riding the bus one time with my mates returning from football practice and there was an autistic boy with his father and i guess we stared at him and his father just turned to us and said "what are you faggots looking at, angrily" and we almost shit our pants, we were 3rd grade or something
>
>>225504472>"what are you faggots looking at, angrily"Strange thing to say
>>225504438nice
>>225504472every bulgarian ive encountered have been psychotically violent/antisocial
>>225504438>the adult virgin human is here again with his weird black rectangle again for fucks sake
swedecord on a mad one
>>225504470i dismissed your unfalsifiable claim about me not being funny first, so i winreply either directly or indirectly to agree with me
>>225504490It was, it really startled us, and it was in front of everyone in the bus, i think about that at least once a month, must be difficult to have a child like that.
>>225504530the posts im quite certain are yours have not been funny so far. therefore you are not funny until you demonstrate otherwise. so my claims have a basis in reality whereas yours do not.
>>225504524Your man on the right was actually a little wary of meWhich is fair enough when they're trying to enjoy their lunch
>>225504568thanks for agreeing with me
why is he talking to himself
>>225504514Good
>>225504432at some point these people have to prompt this personality into the AI model. sad thought
did I ask though
>>225504574i dont agree with you. but you're now running away from the debate.i accept your concession, unfunnylad
Having a kid is mad, a chance it could be autistic, or even much worse. Have a girl who just existed to have guys cum in her, a boy who will likely get crapped on by society. The kid could just be a cunt that doesn't like you for no good reason and grows into a bad person. Have someone you end up having to support forever because you just don't have what it takes to succeed in this world.What a risk. What's the reward?
>>225504594go ahead and identify all the posts itt you think were authored by mei shall indeed claim ownership of them if i made them!
I don't scream at any posts here, never mind a poo scream
>>225504602passing on your genes
Possibly some knickers to sniff one in a while, is that it? Got to be mad
been known to howl at posts every so often but never a scream in my life
>>225504617For what? You think you're doing something oh so great. Break it down, why is that something valuable?
Knullresorna till Japan Den oreserverade ursäkten Sveket mot Linnea och Mr President Luddes ställningstagande mot sin far (det rituella fadersmordet) Den officiella skilsmässan + försäljningen av villan Snoppen i chokladen
im torn between having kids because it would be cool, and being terrified on bringing a child into this dying country full of violent 'ass and dying planet
pooing and screaming at the same time
>>225504524Kek black rectangle. Took me a few seconds to get. Can't wait to finally give up my black rectangle now that something far superior and fun to use. I thought I'd be stuck with one forever
>>225504246this is true for me
>>225504438Comfy. I found some brown cows on the outskirts of west London and couldn't believe my luck. They let me touch them too
>>>/vg/584547474
>>225504681your mums a brown cow
>>225504686>>225504686new
>>225504690s
>>225504246>when we were looking at a man's erection together at work
>>225504658I will have kids, cant let them win
>>225504646hurdy gurdy ahh
>>225504687ok
>>225504693kys Sven
>>225504438Sheep are precious x
rate my poem ladsBut gardeners know the risk, know you can prune too much/Cutting trans healthcare, closing endo centres, such harsh/stunting when brambles of fascism scuttle across this sanctuary
>>225504703Do not eat the ham, it makes you CP-damaged
>>225504687>>225504693is your name john johnson?
>>225504724why do you eat them then
rate my poem ladesGentle breeze as the year turns anewI am just about ready to have my last poo
I ate the ham
>>225504438
got the news that they found cancer in my missus’ dad’s pancreas, it not right
>>225504788 bruh
>>225504785Great post, will come back and save it later
>>225504792don't care, go back to your own general
>>225504810horrible scrote worm
>>225504792pang pang’s dad ate too many deep fried bats yh?
>>225504792>pancreASSfoy
>>225504810
>>225504788Nòoooo
>>225504825always thought you were a bit wrong in the head spainnonce but didn’t realise you were a ghoul too
>>225504808
>>225504788That doesn't happen over night. Plenty of chances to end it. Thats true love right there
>>225504842gonna cry whilst you smash up your dolly
gta 6 launch trailer came out
>>225504820can I shit up this general if I post a cancer story too?
>>225504879grow up
>>225504893you should use the time to stop being an incel
pretty sure that was horseberge swede not downie swede
transitioned between loaves of bread there and had to eat 2 slices of the end bits. sums up how today will go
>>225504929breadtranny
>>225504923You wrong
>>22550490843 posts from 1 unfunny swede yet I'm the problem
>>225504951horsebergswede isnt doing the spamming you imbecile
Conor McGregor said the octagon was wet. Flip man, why did they have to do that stupid dry ice. I wanted to see him win more than I wanted to even see myself win that night
>>225504951>1At least two THOUGH
feel like I should be fat but I'm notnot because I eat fatty foods a lot but just karmically I feel like I should be fat on account of my loathesome slothful nature
couldnt find the good posters
in two years time there'll be riots on the streets because of people made unemployed and unemployable due to AI
>>225504994lil berg :3
>>225504980Fat is good for you
> Hitler 'had tiny deformed penis' as well as just one testicle, historians claim
>>225505003ermmm proof?
eating a persimmon
>>225504788How are her arms so fat but her forearms are nomal? Is this some weird disease?
>>225505029I've got two testicles
>>225504970one is too many
>>225505029one is too many
>>225505029Seems like a weird thing to need the world to know after he died
>>225505038just the way fat is storedIt doesn't get equally distributed across the body
>>225505029He was also a literal nazi. Ick!
this general has a swede and leaf (Indian) infestation
>>225505073Should go to their bums and tits. Just not fair
>>225505032had one earlier, don't see many people eat them here
Ok fine im going to go into debt to get a ps5 for the new gta im gonna do it
>>225505103decent aren’t theycustard apple
>>225505111whats that?
>>225504923it was, and it’s a shame what happened to himhe’s a good man
>>225505111Live stream it and its like im playing too :)
Mmong in?
>>225505111just ask claude to port it to pc
>>225505029No genuine Hitler historian like Kershaw or Evans has ever said thisThis is pure pop history slop that's a complete misreading of his DNA analysis
what's brit's thoughts on the multiverse theory, do you cap it or nah
Tiktok wank completed
>>225505147don’t know sorry
>>225505111don't do that lad here you go>>225499964
>>225505147we can't see beyond the event horizon and we'll never be able to. mulitverse is just godless nerds speculating.
>>225505147refuse to believe there's a version of me that isn't a hopeless neek
>>225505147I dont think about that stuff desu. I dont understand it.
the multiarse theory
goodmorning :>>
>>225505175You never ever win
>>225505211hi ` umpop `
>>225505147not my problem
>>225505209got the nerd!
>>225505213this has been debunked
>>225505228shut up
alri time for a new one then >>225503808>>225503808
>>225505235Please post your accounts all time profit vs loss
>>225505147will you be raped in all multiverses?
>>225505228fuck off
>>225505147 glad to finally have scientific backing of my head canon
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rehab%20room/country/SE/every swede on 4chan is an incel with no exceptions
>>225505263
new>>225505327
Test
the new new:>>225505322
>>225505321I’m just going to say this is inspect element because I don’t want that to be true
>>225505222hi
>>225503808NEW
new>>>/mlp/43608138>>>/mlp/43608138>>>/mlp/43608138
stop joking
this is the end
fell por all
>>225505347this was a new account on a different site (been restricted to £20/week)
this is the last ever /brit/ post
>>225505438No this is
if it weren't for woke the lowest skill bot avatar on chess.com would be an african tribesman with a bone through his nose
>>225505430And you can’t be a ps5? Why?
>>225505462>>225505462>>225505462
>>225505464>>225505464>>225505464
poo gasping
