nice edition everyone be nice to each other edition
>>225505464xx
I've decided to finish toil already, just had enough and toilstein is away and can't see anyone else getting in touch and if they do they can fucking wait until tomorrow. Simply not feeling it.
Rorke walking the opposite way on a travelator
>>225505464:D
Start new job on monday! Just hope they don't do background checks on me lmao
>>225505849
challenge:25 posts in a row and they're only UK posters
>>225505464fuck you incel
>>225505464Good edition
>>225507360What job and why?
genuinely just sucking a cock
le catberge, 'e is, err, 'ow you say, on a mad one
right well that's failed already
Ok thanks for letting me know 6months later. Should i reply saying "thanks for asking if i was doing well, recovery is slow after my terrible allergy attack"
>>225507383not in this woke age of /brit/
had a headache earlier but i took some paracetamol and now i'm fine
they're laying into that rorke guy again, he must work there or something
got a 90 centimetre willy but i don't like to brag
Fucking hate women.I don't understand how they think, I don't know how to talk to them, I don't know how to flirt.Romance/love are completely alien to me. Fucking hate this planet.
>>225507443not their fault that though is it?
>>225507443grow up
>>225507443skill issue
>>225507443Had a beautiful woman stare at me and smile yesterday and I got confused and upset and had chest pain and emotional turmoil until i went to bed
>>225507362reaching all of towa's spots
>>225507436that's your legyou're a short arse
fuck it let's try again, only UK posters can post after me challenge, how well can we do in the new age of brit pol?10 = bronze15 = Silver20 = Gold25 = Platinum
the machine at the bank wouldn't take my 10p because it wasn't a 10p it was an australian 10 cents which is the exact same size, shape and colour as a 10p and has the queen on it, so now i've been humiliated in front of the man who works at the bank
>>225507443Even they dont understand themselves
>>225507360tried to apply a serious position oncethey had some aptitude tests and all and i think i did pretty well, but they didn't get back to mei'm guessing they probably read my posts here (and elsewhere)
>>225507482that happened to me once about 14 years ago and i still think about it, and am still a virgin if that matters
You know you can just talk to women like you talk to your mates yeah?Unless you've not got any mates
>>225507460Yeah it is because they're cuntsMy confidence was destroyed at a young age when a girl went "eww" when I told her I liked her and I'll never ever get over it.
>>225507329gwarn bossman
Off for a trim
nigi
>>225507518i've alienated every close friend i've ever had on account of being a psycho
>>225507518No you can't I don't have any friends any more but even when I did that never worked.
erotic tranime role play session with himself award
>>225507543if that's not assimilation, i don't know what is
>>225507543scr
We at /brit/ are praying for Pope Leo
>>225507543just fuck my shit up bossman
>>225507518Ive been saying this
cant get over how the shortened form of pakistani is like the n word in the uk
>>225507552diagnosed?
>>225507552sctim
>>225507594Gods punishment for him condemning the death penalty which is a legal and just punishment
>>225507443fair enough, they are absolutely mental and they hate most of us tbf
>>225507518no you can't. this is how you give them the ick
>>225507614no but definitely am one
>>225507525groovy rrrrat
>>225507620menbros, our response?
>>225507624poo seal reborn the next generation
>>225507543they're taking it back
>>225507518do you think women would find me very cool and amusing when i reply to their jokes with "screaming poo" and bradley walsh like i do here
>>225507645gp
>>225507654I said like you talk to your matesWe're not your mates you saddo
>>225507639well she's just stupid and it doesn't occur to her that an equal number of women will be subject to 'extinction', assuming monogamyand that is a fair assumption, since women in situationships get dropped by those guys who ultimately settle down with a single woman of their own
>>225507673might start doing this
why do foids put their phones in their back pockets? aren't they worried about breaking them when they sit down on their big fat arses?
>>225507690ydn
>>225507695innitshould all do this instead
>>225507552roaring this is meno less than I deserve, however
i've really done a number on this place
Women wearing pants is the equivalent of a bloke wearing a dress but we're all just supposed to be ok with it
>>225507620Would, btw all her friends hate her
they keep trying to dull my sparkle ... but i shine bright x
>>225507388Prefer not to say
>>225507718a demon just took over my brain and forced me to imagine and picture her getting raped in my head
>>225507543yeeeeesh
Hello. Almost the weekend. Something to look forward to.
>>225507727you talking about the toilet?
>>225507749the art of polishing a turd
>>225507729nothing wrong with men wearing dresses
>>225507764ffs ian read the room
howlingwhat a foden he is
>>225507749if he was slim and tall he would look pretty good
I'm becoming woke
>>225507787Sorry is something going on?
>>225507789UM x
>>225507632you can get a pcl-r por ppi-r assessment if you want to know yourself better, the first test requires professional observation and interviews with acquaintances, but the second is a self-report and you can do it with ai
>>225507729we call them trousers
>>225507764Nothing to look forward to in my life
>>225507792agreed saar
>if his clothes fit and he looked completely different he would look good whoa
Ian always with sum bullshit
>>225507789um
>>225507792he looks good as is to be fair. Every garment he has on is tailored to perfection. Probably cost about 4 or 5 grand in total.
>>225507785Both these men wore blue jeans but woke rewrote history
>>225507841no he doesn't
>>225507789tennis movies always be about fucking
>>225507789Looks like he latched on to his philtrum
Screaming
>>225507718She literally has a bag
>>225507841no they arent are you blind
2DS XL kernel panicking Probably going to die isn't it it's probably going to bloody die forever
>>225507852Establishment arent going to like this
he'd look even better deported
>>225507852Lel
test
where did everybody go
Bognaldblump animal mauling video incident Bognaldblump MOAB october suprise
>>225507913Im here Im hungryIm chinese
>>225507929nihao nigga
off to tesco
>>225507852Rorkes da strikes again
>>225507620Fat bitch
Would really go for some Greggs rn, a steak bake or whatever and a sausage roll and a chocolate milk
How can I hate women? Your mum's one
>>225507852based great grand-rorke
>>225507957in Bradford?
WTF is the Gael-dem
>>225507984your mum's a woman
What did you lads vote for?
>>225507789isnt this like a direct knock off of a recent big film
>>225507984my mum's probably the major reason why i ended up like this tho
>>225507957put them floor managers to the sword
my gay porn is too strong for you traveler
You've got two mums
i am a bearded man
>>225508055one's a step-mum actually
watching sam sulek
>>225508063oh my mistake
>>225508063how did she get her minge in
>>225508062Same, i just trimmed it 4mm cool guy style
why yes i will be having a bighams for tea tonight you are correct
playing botwlink is too sexy in the gerudo costume >.<
>>225507993scottish gyaldem
Really fancy getting on the old school runescape but I can't justify paying that much for mems when it used to be a fiver and I don't have 8 hours to play after school anymore
i know you're reading this, dad. i hate you
>>225508094King behaviour
>>225507852Rorke won (again)
Sir Charlton Bingham
heathermong had a good day at the office
>>225508095Decent game that. Still need to play 2
Are warrington, skerge, longseason, and rogman still with us?
like getting a 2-man bighams for myself me. 2/3 for din dins and save a third for lunch tomorrow.good financial sense.
>>225508095dude, you're a fag
>KAFFIIIIIIIKRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Whenever videos or photos of women are posted i only look at their faces and ignore their bodies
>>225508178looks like malponte lol
>>225508095ummy x
I'm having Bighams as well
>>225508194s
>>225508194thought this as well it is uncanny
>>225508095um
>>225508171>save 1/3rd for lunch tomorrowyou'll be slithering back into that kitchen on your belly at 10PM tonight to eat those leftovers and you know it. They'll never see another sunrise.
I guess the crow guy isn't up for giving any more advice
a bighams takes the same amount of time to cook as my bath takes to fill. mr bigham clearly insisiting i relax.
he loves his frozen ready meals yes he does highlight of his week in fact
bighams is lush
i don't like the trannydem
>>225508254they're chilled not frozen
>>225507443
>>225508254>frozen
>>225508254>frozenLool
I'm not seeing anyone talk about frozen ready meals. Is anyone else seeing that? Can anyone direct us to the posts ITT talking about frozen, not fresh, ready meals?
Cooking is actually good for your brain and it makes you feel good.
>>225508243A clue most definitely gained
meltdown
miss all demmie
>>225508231put a mask on it and i would
nova scotia tantrum x
>>225508254>frozen >ready mealsOof wrong on both counts mate, they're fresh pre prepared meals.There's a world of difference.
>>225505464>Tried line cook job after 3 weeks still sick >Literally leave me to do 16 orders all once I'm fucking help >Can't do something a 8 year old can do Should I just end it I honestly spent last night laying in the room sadly after 3 hours no car ran me over
nova scrotum
>Trans people should use hospital spaces according to biological sex, NHS England saysneed sacked tranny's reaction to this
Worst case Ontario ill just steal the weed and get drunj with my dad
heating is... on
https://youtu.be/5vrNW6Vu9DABeating my retreat rn
the canuck clearly miles out of his depth once again
>>225508338dumb as fuck boomerbait
The chippy round the corner for me are looking for staff. Should I apply? Imagine working in a chippy lol, shagger profession that. The maker of chips
>>225508378Paki owned chippy
>>225508338okay rorke so what happens when a 7ft tall pooner with a 5 o clock shadow goes into the girls bathroom
>>225508378>chippy*chipper you fucking idiot
Honest to God I don't know why I was born I fucking hate my face my body my mine everything. I would swap places with 99 percent of people
the scotialist
>>225508378Yea do it
drought in cornwall hopefully ariana tranny dies of dehydration
>>225508358that's a man
scotiapops
>>225508378>chippyit's chippo you utter melt
>>225508392Cheer up la
we call them casse croutes here
>>225508425so completely wrong
>>225508387No it's white owned; but what can you do>>225508391>chippersounds so gay >>225508398could do probably won't though. I'll do nothing>>225508425I'll chip your arse
>>225508358CWLTSHC
>>225508415https://www.specsavers.co.uk/book/reading/appointment-type
trannies seething at this one
>>225508378fucking idiot it's chipping
Yea WE are not looking at that arse We're Christian you see
>>225508390hopefully rapes a few of them
>>225508378the one near me exclusively hires 14 year old birds on the till, paid under the table of coursea lot of the grotty middle aged men seem to like seeing them. I've never quite understood why.
>>225508463oh my days that is loads
>>225508463fat
we say chippahh round my way
For me it's Walter Nighams
>>225508459are they in the thread with us
was walking about 10 foot behind some schoolgirl going ridiculously slow who then looked back at me after i scuffed my shoe slightly and nearly sprinted across to the otherside of the road.my crime? being ugly
>>225508495How do you know they're 14? Did you ask their age?
>>225508459National TTD Health Service, England
>>225508532ugly in a rapey nonce way, specifically
It is the nightMy bodys weakIm on the runnnnnnNo time to speak
Getting straight men to claim that they don't like teenagers is the greatest psyop Epstein ever pulled.
>>225508561that's a big jobbie
>>225508532i'm imagining you as a fat middle aged man with a very long tongue
Toil doneOff homeMight have brown rice again for tea tonight
>>225508591shut the fuck up emmanonce
not a fan of islamabadian newsagent merchants only stocking the highest strength nicotine pouches and nothing else
>>225508582>>225508612
nigga eating porridge
>>225508532you look like a predator who smells of poo and smegma m8 sorry
>>225508623Are you a fan of monitor lizards?
>>225508623you shouldn't be supporting those businesses at all
>>225508645im on the fencethey seem guileful
nicotine is bad for you ok
>>225508615You're only giving yourself away with your defensiveness.
Because the night belongs to loversBecause the night belongs to us
>>225508692source?
Might have a little cry
>>225508692it's actually good for youtobacco smoke is bad though
Asdatoil looms tomorrow morning but I could go tonight for a laugh
>>225508623can probs buy them online
>>225508150in the switch 2 version of totk you can share builds with QR codes its cool :)
>>225508692*blows smoke in your face*
supporting black owned businesses by chucking a fiver at rorkes mum
Well Rorke?
>>225508378go for it, bossman is a nice title
>>225507984See >>225508019
>>225508738Thats just how i like my eggs, crispy bottom and runny yolk
>>225508738Didn't happen like everything posted on those kitchen incel type forums
>>225508270Fucking hate them
got graped by ninjas
Incel Kitchen is a good name for an emo alt band
>>225508378you'll be that bloke who smells of chip oil. if that is an improvement on your current smell then go for it m8
I don't get how you're meant to go from matches on dating apps to dates.The women are impossible to converse with. They give you nothing.Honestly this is the worst fucking period in human history. Take away the internet and people would realise how utterly shit it is.
>>225508731Sounds sick I've seen some mental machines people made, insane how creative people can be
>>225507274lol>>225507282why? h4e comes back>>225507343bong>>225507350you know it my G
>>225508829you have no chat. you need to work on it. practice.
インタネットやめろ!!!!!
>>225508829if everyone else can do it and you cant, it would seem you're the problem. you're probably a really unlikeable person and this post support thats really.
dull somepony's sparkle
>>225508829oh look at you getting matchesi've been on hinge for nearly 2 weeks = 3 likes from munters 0 matches despite using up all my likestinder + bumble 10 days = 6 likes in total 2 matches and both ignored my messagessoFUCK OFF CHAD
My new shoes look dire but my word they're comfy
>>225508852i dont care for that ponies attitude
>>225508838some arse on that bloke
blud replying to himself from an hour ago
wonder if you could go to a psych ward and bribe the doctors to let you have sex with the catatonic bitches
bratty pony
umm
im gonna make him an offer he cant repoo
>>225508888Not really a lot of catatonic people anymore psychiatric treatment has come a long way despite what people might tell you
spongebob is like the simpsons for zoomers
>>225508811You'd get in trouble for it. Ultra lefties would complain it's making light of the dangers of inceldom and incels would be upset the band were making fun of their culture.
>>225508940sc
>>225508885you're being really bratty today
>>225508935spongebob is better than the simpsons
saw a video of a nurse wanking off a disabled man once and he was making a noise like a donkey
right
>>225508821Don't think you're actually allowed to work in a chip shop if you're not some large swarthoid or a chav girl with too much makeup on.
>>225508936Ultra lefties use it as a derogatory term every chance they have, i dont like the term, also i wsnt talking about me starting but someone like the chinese guy with that BPD song
>>225508951ok
desperate to brat [B]anadian
>>225508961mad he got more action than me.
>>225508961Wonder if Tim ever gets a cheeky one
>>225508977you're cute as fuck
>>225508976Look mate you've made your bed now youve got to create the band and deal with the consequences
>>225508866choon choon choon
>>225508935mad it's still going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGALtHoy6TA
>>225508999He needs to post hole
Absolutely livid and fuming that today isn't Friday it feels like fucking Friday it should be Friday
>>225509006You are right. Do you like the name though, it has a twang to it
post that dtficussy
>>225508866
street bitch rollin with niggas, flowin with niggas, holdin they own with niggas, like mamma mia and her kid sista, lady smith & wesson 9 milla heata splitta
>>225509068UM x
>>225508863I don't know how>>225508869How am I meant to know when nobody ever taught me and I had nothing but shit experiences at a young age?
>>225509068take a shower
>>225509068umpops creature
>>225509052Yeah I do actually, I'll come see you when you tour supporting Rorke Revolution
im not cute
>>225509086try different angles of convo, see which work you fucking mong. it's iterative trial and error.
wow that was a quick thread wasn't it
>>225509102neither am i.
>>225508692no
>>225509086In my day we saw a girl at the school disco and sent one of our mates to ask one of her mates if she wanted to get off in the corner
tfw no tsundere dtfic imouto to dote on
>>225509101If you see an Incel Kitchen song just know its me unless someone here steals it. I have another good name for a band/project name but i wont disclose it cause i might use it
>>225509181
>>225509171Based. Quit smoking years ago but time to take it up again given this excellent new evidence.
>>225509181im a gay poo
>>225509175good times. used to neck a panda pop bottle full of stolen spirits pre disco and pay a bloke to buy me 10 bensons
>>225509086not helping a miserable dickhead like you.
he is really cute
I plan to start smoking and drinking again soon
newhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R5cQDTifZw
where the fuck are they
>>225509181that brat would get it
>>225509252too fucking expensive
NEW postAmerica had a Unique chance to hit one of its rivals on the global stage.All without risking a single American life.While creating gigantic goodwill with its allies to prove to the world it is really is the defender of democracy.And Trump thought, no i like Putin.Either the Russians have him in their pocket, or he really is a Moron. (Or both)
>>225509236I'm miserable because of my shit experiences with women. I don't see how I'm meant to break the loop.
>>225509252not allowed
>>225509251i know
>>225509233based
>Former supply teacher jailed for six years after taking more than 100 upskirt photos of childrenWhy do I just know he posts in brit
>>225508797Me too, got to deal with them though. No choice
>>225509343>>225509343>>225509343
>>225509314Ok but why dont they jail the rape guys
>>225508378The sex club near me is looking for a bar person and a front desk person. You should apply if you're in London. How fun would that be
>>225509314coz its you
>>225508392Post you post you post you
>>225508536>What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?>Have you ever tried Alcohol?>How old are you love?
>>225508677This guy knows! Thank you for being a real man
