breturn

Brebrexit

sometimes a man's willy becomes hard and stiff

and that's ok

my life a thankless chore

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>>225526632
>>225526643
No, the EU is a club of conquered countries, we have a sovereign nation

we got flying cars before gta 6

>>225526669
>EU 2
Right so what you've do is got AI to argue why we shouldn't be in the EU for you at least twice because you're too spackered to make your own argument

The government is making the possession of choking porn and porn where an adult pretends to be under 16 illegal

They will be treated equally as child sexual abuse material

Still funny it's now illegal to put your hand on a girls neck in sex now basically

my wife a wankless whore

>>225526632
Would like that. Make buying used English language books easier. Now I don't can read.

>SKRIBDOOOO!

nice autumn day out there. No point leaving the house though as I have no friends or girlfriend

new postie is a fresh bame

>>225526705
KAHTEEM

>>225526604
Sorry yeah I meant use steam to generate electricity using fission so why change from steam

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>>225526497

>>225526705
exceedingly sensible post

right well it's gone from sunny blue skies to rain within about 15 minutes hasn't it

>>225526693
what if someone made a video of a girl being choked but they weren't having sex

>>225526712
Thought it was a game library and store front?

Botched Masterbation

Just saw Andrew Tate's old music video and he sort of looks like Zack Polanski in it

having some weetbix
I don't actually like weetbix it's just an excuse to eat honey
I pulled out my phone to tell everyone about it before pouring the milk because I'm a pathetic little freak who can't get hard

>>225526721
erm it's blue skies??? i just looked out the window?

>>225526705
screaming this is me

the only thing that makes me jealous of women is how they can wear a baseball cap and put their ponytail through the little hole in the back

>>225526741
not sure how the last bit is relevant

>>225526744
for me it's how life is on tutorial mode for them

>>225526737
fight club woke vs choke
>>225526744
u can literally do that
and why is that a good thing
utter weird incel freak
u have me cooked
i cant belierve u posted such insane inanity

>>225526725
That's Steam, proper noun

the capybara is only the second largest rodent on earth
i am, in fact, the largest

>>225526723
Life for possession
Death Penalty for publication

>>225526764
meltdown

Would be alright to rejoin the EU really
Don't see the issue

reckon i'll walk to tesco, grab a meal deal, then come home, eat it, then go to sleep

>>225526764
wait til i start posting about jesus

Furious that actual work is required of me on this week day.

>>225526760
Only under 30
Life for men begins at 44 if you have do things other than clubbing

>>225526788
Rorke wont allow it

>>225526789
what meal deal you thinking

>>225526788
truth is no one cares anymore

>>225526788
You have to let Romanians into your country

>>225526789
do remember to post an image of your meal deal on here so fungus can have a wank to it

Putmy ponytail through a hat hole once when I had long hair, felt well gay and I never did it again
Straightened it a couple times too but I liked it too much so I stopped that
Eventually just cut it all off because it got in the way of doing manual work
would love to go back now though as I'm balding a bit

>>225526556
No such thing as a British people, that is a fiction pushed by westminster

scranning a potato knish

>>225526823
Wasn't the hat hole that made you look gay mate

>>225526815
And the alternative?

>>225526744
It also looks very cute and I like it when girls do it

Wearing my Quiksilver and No Fear clobber today lads

I don't need /brit/'s blame or forgiveness

lesbians be like im not attracted to men but then go out with a woman that looks like bloke

First day my manager has been back from being off for a week and she's already wasted two hours of my morning with a catch up call and a pointless meeting about something I barely spoke in

My job was actually so peng when she wasn't here

>>225526855
doesn't the thought of people laughing and mocking scare you?

>>225526837
Felt gay
Can't you read can't you bloody read?

I'm jealous of women because they can get fucked by men without being gay
I can't because I'm not gay and that's not fair because it looks really really really really good

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Doctor Who. I would speak in a fake British accent and use the UK spelling for everything. I even dreamt of moving to London one day.

>>225526841
Shooting them as they cross the border like the polish?

how old were you when you realised Santa wasn’t real, me 12.
Probably way younger with this current generation because of social media n all that

>>225526885
i was about 7 and my brother told me and showed me where mum hides the presents

don't get the idea of mormons believing that almost everyone goes to heaven when they die. why are you being a fucking retard mormon then if you think you'll just go to heaven regardless of what you believe nigga?

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Just got back from Sainsbury's

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>>225526859

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>>225526866
This never happens, lad

>>225526885
When I was 16

Don't drink and drive, You might spill your drink

>>225526877
I can fuck you but leave my socks on and not make eye contact so it's straight

trying to lose weight while being a grim alchie mong is a sisyphean struggld

>>225526885
think you mean "father christmas"
and he is real
who else makes the presents

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>>225526685
>Right so what you've do is got AI to argue why we shouldn't be in the EU for you at least twice because you're too spackered to make your own argument
No sherlock holmes it's because an entirely separate image is titled EU. Anti ai mongs don't understand the difference between having ai create an argument for you vs ai formatting and auditing your pre existing argument

>>225526788
What do you even do with that grim ham you can't be eating it

>>225526910
do they rly believe this i know almost nothing about mormonism bc even the slightest thinking reveals it as clear nonsense
how u go to hell in mormon land

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>>225526885
You might be a little bit developmentally disabled

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>>225526929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Xs7NK-7B8

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>>225526950

>>225526947
Meant for >>225526911 obvs

>>225526950
mormons think the only people who go to hell (they call it "the outer darkness") are those who have absolute indisputable proof that god is real and reject him anyway. even serial killers and nonces still go to heaven

thinking of watching the social reckoning
>>225526974
imagine those thighs around you
goodness me

>>225526942
>who else makes the presents
the chinese

>>225526910
mormons are freakish cultists
it's anglo islam

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We aren't even trying

>>225526979
>are those who have absolute indisputable proof that god is real and reject him anyway.
arguably even the prophets etc dont have that as the human episteme could always be faulty. altho it would be very low iq to think i have a 99.999999999% veridical experience but maybe i just misunderstood it

>>225526875
Nigga walking round with a pony tail feeling self conscious because of his hat

Can't believe they/re outlawing all the good porn

>>225526996
that stupid bottle design is horrible

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remember anon

REJOIN THE FUCKING EU SO I CAN GET RELATIVELY CHEAP IMPORTED BEER THAT ISN’T BREWED ON LICENSED IN THE UK

/O/ jokes. British Leyland

>>225527019
why did ai give her a bvaricose vain lol

>>225527020
Don't need to give our sovereignty away for cheap cans you traitor smackhead

>we
Yes yank I'm sure you had a personal part in building Tesla's card

>>225527020
Augustiner helles is €1 in Germany I lay £3 in m&s take the bumbaclaart piss

>>225527020
itll only cost you freedom of movement and on-device file scanning
do you accept

>>225527042
building his what sorry?

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seen it twice

diego doing his misspelled words act again is he? how original

>>225527043
goated beer

corrr 5c tonight get innnnn

>>225527048
Honestly no matter what we do we're raped up the arse anyway
Might as well take it together

heemed a man into the sun before using nothing but the rhetorical strength of my argument

new year coming up means a new season of love on the spectrum is imminent

she wanna get pompeiid by my erupting vesuvius

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Paki pizza and chips because too hungover after the football x

Oh aye x

Rooooorke, 'niggaaaaa'
it's just a post away, it's just a post away

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horde man in

>>225527094
Lush x

>>225526855
Need some Animal to go in there too lad, and perchance some large DC shoes?

happy friday gyaldemfreak. rest of you can die

>>225527099
grow up

>>225527094
grow up

The comment about posting his meal deal really set off the OCD

grow up you little boys

>>225526883
Back to tumblr you vile homo

>>225527094
x5 times lush x

>>225527060
just the one was enough for me

>minimum unit pricing
Actually brutal in Scotland

England can get a 10 pack of Stella for £10
That's illegal in Scotland
Minimum of £16

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the stim word has ruined his life

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You may not see the blackpill, but the blackpill sees you.

>>225527094
kys helperpaedo

>>225527129
arguably too many

>>225527099
Yeah I'm probably the Horde though mum lies to me saying I'm a chad

The Tesla stuff is really the dumbest thing I've ever seen

>>225527141
Mate the filename is a botched IPhone filename
Probably got too excited as he was performing his OCD ritual
Not Helpernonce

going out later with a female friend and two male friends. I think she wants to shag all of us at once

Evidence:
There have been recent discussions about group sex and threesomes and so on that one of the male friends had been engaged in separately
She created a group chat between her him and me titled eiffel tower when we were drunk
She has already had sex with the other male friend

>>225527099
i'm sub 3

>>225527160
oh you seething helperpaedo LOL exposed

>>225527133
Sir Tim Ward

>>225527074
Keep being told this but I don't get it
Tastes like a standard premium lager to me, nothing special
What's meant to be the appeal?

>>225527131
Are Scots so ashamed of the alcoholic stereotype that they're trying to stop people from drinking?

>>225526950
ok tldr
>the US has been a land for "big religion" for a long time
>huge religious revivals popping up now and then
>in this case there was a big religious revival around Upper-stat New York
>one of the many such religious sect spawned here was the Mormons
>a guy called Joseph Smith claims he found buried golden tablets with a new gospel
>Mormons re-interpreted the bible to believe the USA is Israel, and all the prophecies of the Bible are about the USA actually
>native tribes are actually the ancient Israelits, Jesus crossed the Atlantic ocean and was in America for a while
>oh btw back then there were new ideas about space being popularized, so those were incorporated in the religion too
>Jesus is actually an alien from space, sent to earth by a group of aliens (I don't know the particulars of it)
>souls descended to earth from space, but got trapped in the volcano
>btw black people don't have souls, and so they were cursed to have black skin (or something like that)
>jesus was a polygamist who banged a lot of women, and so mormons are also polygamist
>mormons set out west and took control of the land of Utah
>they openly practiced polygamy and everyone feared to enter Utah because the Mormons would skin them alive if they were caught
>some Mormons travelled down to Mexico to continue practicing polygamy, they have huge compounds down there
>mormons wear magic underwear to protect them, I don't know the details I just know magic underwear
>mormons have a super high birthrate and are generally very pure anglo-saxons which are hard to find in America nowadays
>the modern mormon church is becoming cucked and gay
>mormons are generally way higher achievers and way smarter than the Amish who are like german peasants

>>225527162
you all sound like weird unhinged scrotes

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>>225527094
Even if you're too hungover to cook can't you at least buy something nice?

>>225527162
sounds like a slag who you should stay away from

>>225527074
I like to call it the old man beer because I can never remember what it's called and it's got that little old lad on it

>>225527186
Don't think the Amish really give a shit about being high achievers though
They're just in their own lane

>>225527094
state of this

my chinese gf is being delivered today whoopee

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>>225527156
I do like stuff like that even though I'm a virgin freak who will never experience it myself. I can be happy for others.

>>225527131
Mental how lowland Scots probably do border runs just to get cheap booze

>>225527162
>recent discussions about group sex and threesomes
I'm just yeah okay

japanese fellas sleep on a mat on the floor

>>225527215
this doesn't happen

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her face when i pull down my trousers and reveal my pathetic little 6 inch bwc

>>225527180
No because if isn't true

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>>225527192
>>225527214

Honestly the fact that some of you genuinely fall for those reposts of food from reddit is just pathetic and shows that most of you are basically cattle

>>225527215
>lowland Scots
Borders
I rather doubt men from Aberdeen are racing to England

>>225527227
Why wouldn't you? If you live in Hawick why not drive 20 minutes to Berwick

>>225527227
happens in Wales for the same reason

>>225527156
they fucked like rabbits after that

>>225527207
Well I'm just saying we've had a major Mormon presidential candidate. But you'd never see something like that from the Amish. When it comes to the Amish, you're looking at a construction worker or a farmhand. Mormons famously invented the Browning machine gun.

>>225527239
>>225527156
I believe the term is "ropefuel"

>>225527207
id love to be amish do they accept outsiders

>>225527216
I mean that we just mentioned that the male friend had had a threesome, which, in actuality, was him full on cuckholding the female friends ex boyfriend and his new missus while the ex boyfriend was there in the room encouraging it

>>225527249
Everybody here falls for the same bot posts and think they're real. Bots have been crawling around here for at least 5 years now

standing on hadrians wall smacking scots back with my massive english willy

>>225527214
>i can be happy for others
i can't anymore
not relative to romantic/sexual relations
unless it's fictional people
if it's real peopl ei'm just too depressed
dont hate them or naything just very envious

>>225527249
how would you distinguish between genuine replies and samefag replies designed to rile you up?

Like if I post a picture of a supermarket haul then post on my phone replying to the same image saying "oh mate nice one how much did that cost you? I also get that bread haha that's crazy" purely to wind you up pretending I don't know it's someone else's image, how would you know?

Something for you to think about.

>>225527301
spot the indian in that comment section

leftover bighams for lunch x

>>225527261
maybe in border towns but not for 95% of the lowlands

>>225527325
mad how he achieves more in one night than we will in our whole lives
i also love the way he is so autistic that he has proven once and for all that "charisma" and "game" have almost no importance when it comes to pulling women

>>225527325
He's good looking but if you look too long you can see his old chud self

Having bighams for lunch

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at the store

it's ok if I missed out on teenage love, I can just try again next time. we reincarnate after all don't we

does bone smashing really work?

>>225527341
Diego just because he's had sex and you haven't, don't lump us in with you!

are the zoomers talking about their autistic circus freak body dysmorphia internet characters again

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has a scottish lass ever been bent over hadrian's wall and fucked silly by an english lad?

>>225527341
how is hanging out with dumb slags an achievement
aren't you supposed to be a christian or something

Is Tim alive? Haven't seen any posts of the autist keeping us updated lately and I'm starting to worry his suffering is done.

>>225527378
grow up

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>>225527352

remember that if a woman fancies you then she will grab your erect willy and stroke it in public
if she doesn't then she is not into you

is warzone dead or do people still play

>>225527365
are you gonna start posting simpsons quotes granddad

>>225527378
aye

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>>225527358

>>225527352
>>225527397
aroused other man award

>>225527383
someone said a few weeks ago he got carted away again for posting that naked picture of him in the kitchen

>>225527402
remember when you freaks ocd'd over that sneed thing?

>>225527401
yeah just hop on warzone then maybe some fortnite unc

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>>225527273
>>225527277

12:25, the day's gone

we'll see what tomorrow brings

>>225527352
>>225527397
Basically a requirement to have a Jamaican soul pole to get past those
We can’t even hope to compete

boo hoo im an autistic zoomer freak nobody loves me im a virgin and my life has been over since covid

>>225527423
I’m 24 I’m a young boy

sneed's fuck and suck

>>225527432
i'm going out at 1pm to blend in with toilslaves on their lunch break

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>>225527386
no
>>225527404
how do you know?

>>225527435
well I'm sorry to hear that lad I hope things start to turn around for you

>>225527447
bizarre

>>225527435
your life has been over since contraception

>>225527359
goly dcope
>>225527354
no lol
>>225527379
more than either of us will ever get

>>225527400
why would my willy be erect in public

>>225527438
i was just teasing i'm an unc i don't really know what warzone is

/brit/ is a bighams general

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>>225527451
if Julia is being interviewed by the person recording the video in the typical street interview TikTok fashion, why does she then reach for the phone as the video concludes?

we can only conclude that this was NOT a street interview but actually a staged video pretending to be one, taken by Julia's friend on Julia's own phone, and this is why she reaches to take back the phone at the conclusion of the video

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>>225527408
Yes

>>225527475
>more than either of us will ever get
project on

>contraception

>>225527400
what if mine is ungrabable by nature

4°C tomorrow night when it was like 40°C last week
don't make sense

>>225527465
You mean conception? Is it so over for you you don't even understand sex anymore

>>225527512
you have no fucking idea what you're up against

>>225527447
Nice, you suiting up?

used to have a mate who would call condoms "comdoms"

every fucking time. He wasn't doing it as a joke either he just had it in his mind that they were called comdoms

bump pls
>>225527492
>>225527492
>>225527492

sharon stone was fit as fuck in basic instinct (1992)

>>225527523
just whacking on a black north face incel coat

>>225527441
Wait that's not right

>>225527490
Timmy blockers on her fucking hell

*taking combinations square into the toilet*
just going to get my shit straight haha

>>225527341
>a 40 year old man made this post
grim

>>225527512
wtf is this real

>>225527558
fit for 1992 maybe. Wouldn't cut it in today's hyper-porno-sexual online world of e-thots and such.

>>225527569
spaino...

I'd just like to say that I do NOT care about the genocide in gaza

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>>225527488
Brit truly is the highest iq general

>>225527587
nah, usually birds from the early 90s give me the ick because they had stupid hair back then. she was perfectly peng even by today's standards

>>225527580
if only

>>225527558
No she wasn't though? She looks like a big tall man I don't get it at all.

>>225527609
Yummy tum

>Someone found to be in possession of images depicting sexual activity involving a person pretending to be under 16 could face up to three years' imprisonment, after 6 November.
might need to check my hard drive

This very fertile looking single mother of 2 is wanting my dick, do I succumb to her temptations?

>>225527642
grow up

One good thing about music?

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"oh h-hey anon wanna play some games with m-me?"

I have the lowest IQ in this general

>>225527640
>images
Soundgasm is saved

aff tae the hood to purchase crack off tyrone

>>225527675
well i have the smallest willy

>>225527691
sc

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Nice little cauffie to start the day

Hope we're all toiling away from home today, lads

Anyone else fancy killing themselves due to crippling depression? No? Not even you in the back slitting your wrists vertically?

>>225527672
Alri making me more fucking depressed lad?

Aussie could say something extremely unfunny and all of you freaks would still suck him dry

>>225527691
You madman

M&S’s ready meals mog Charlie B and it’s not even close

M&S’s lasagne is a bloody work of art

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>>225527718

>>225527741
Erm
you can have that

japanese niggas be having names like kazuo yamaichi

if i were british i wouldnt be a virge
seems ridiculously easy to get it there

>>225527740
Please do not ruin this general with untruths

>>225527755
im a virge

a tesla motorcar just flew over my house

>>225527741
is that sadie sink? i didn't know she was a slut

Got myself one of those Oral B IO electric toothbrushes and lads, wow. Never had cleaner teeth ever before in my life.

Can’t believe I was brushing my teeth manually like a fucking caveman all this time.

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angisabi muntu

>>225527752
Haha

>>225527776
only 299.99 on amazon wow

thing is about diego and every other blackpiller is that they compare billionaires to everyday people with no nuance
yeah clavicular can act like an autist and still "get some" in the same way elon musk doesn't have to care about gas prices
but it still applies to literally everyone else

This aussie lad

Funny

>>225527772
that's her in that AI image yep

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>>225527631
Yes!

>>225527776
good man

i use a manual toothbrush like a caveman i don't care

finna support a black owned business today

>>225527814
ktim

hope the aussies liver fails pronto

>>225527772

Got the pasta on the boil.

>>225527798
Paid 100 for mine actually but if you can’t afford to invest in your own health that’s sad

>>225527776
ktim when i brush my teeth with my oral-b electric toothbrush

the gay porn remains unbanned

>>225527839
same woman having a go at sydney sweeney for sexualising women's bodies

>>225527787
It really wasn’t that funny.
You only replied because he was an ausdog

>>225527839
Where are her boobs

>>225527799
does he sell courses or something like that? i don't trust anyone who sells a course and he seems like the type

>>225527850
It's understandable that you'd think 100 is in investment in your dental health. Personally I'd never spend less than £299.99 on a device that prioritises my dental care as there's no price too high to put on one's health. But if you want to continue using your £100 device that's fine I'm sure your dentist will be more than happy to take the difference from you in fillings and root canal treatments down the line. We all have different standards in life, it's just that for me I will not compromise on health. You do you though.

heartrate is 91

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>>225527882
None

I'll make the new, lads
Don't you worry
Just going out on the incel walk for a bit first

>>225527896
Uh oh someone’s triggered by a toothbrush

>>225527913
>>225527913
>>225527913

The new porn regulations resulted from the belief that incest and choking porn are the causes for sexual crime today

But in reality they just want more ways to criminalise people

>>225527896
fucking hell mate good for you but its really not that deep.
lots of folks have managed to reach old age with a strong set of original teeth using nothing more than a cheap manual toothbrush

>>225527922
melty

sweaty smelly girldick

>>225527936
(I use a manual as well I was pretending to belittle the guy who spent £100 on a toothbrush the same way he belittled the manual toothbrush users)