https://youtube.com/watch?v=ToDVPvjcSTg
>>225533555Lending OP support
This one got trips, so it should be used
>/cum/ succession crisis as neither thread appears to be the true heir
This is the thread
>>225533718It’s literally and genuinely NOT FIGURATIVELY the EXACT same as Rome splitting and eventually fallingQuestion is, which thread is the west and which is the east? Which one falls to the barbarians while the other clings to life for centuries?
>>225533656>>225533752Well the American and Canadian delegations have decided, what of the Mexicans?
I’m actually 1/4th QuebecoisFrench-Canadian-American, if you will
head for christmas
>>225533881i wish i got head for christmas
already taken two shits within the last hour and I can feel another one brewing
>>225533986Hopefully you're at workPooping for free is chump behavior
I'm like if Master Chief Halo invented smoking weed driving a tuned Volkswagen Scirocco.
>>225534038not yet. But I dont wanna be at work either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwA_u1nq6QoIt's Friday you cumwads
We have to get down on Friday
Stay hustling
Any time I meet someone or find out an acquaintance works in "consulting" or as a "consultant" I know they're a retard with a bullshit do-nothing job. Very likely failed at everything they tried and decided to be a self-declared "expert" who preys on even dumber people who think that you just need to ask someone "how do I get rich" and you'll be rich. I am dealing with one such retard at work and holy shit he is an insufferable cunt. There's a tiny part of me that quietly hopes for some societal collapse because I know people like this would just perish in the first few days.
>>225534164No way they actually pay well for this
>>225534201Forget the pay. What about the networking opportunities
>>225534223Genuinely this I go to church for the same reason
Will Illhan Omar be served bananas and rice in jail?
>Left: Porn is bad! >Right: Porn is bad!How about no. All morality is made up.
>>225534384If orangeman finds a way to legitimately deport her after stripping her citizenship that would be the funniest thing ever
listening to russian asmr
>All morality is made up.
>>225534444I look like this in real life.
>>225534413No it isn't. Even chimps, with no concept of a higher power or anything like that we can discern, have morals
porn has always been good.
>SKRIBDOOOON
>I look like this in real life.
>>225534480Proof nibba.
Porn in much of the Arab world is just some guy taking a burqa off a female goat
>>225534480No they don't you fuggin jagoff lmao
>>225534529Don't sell them short, they also love gay porn
porn has existed for 40000 years
Today I learned that there's a Stockholm, Noo Joisey!
There's nothing wrong with having a fake job where you produce nothing. There is no shame in spending all day fiddling with tedious busywork, spreadsheets, and rendering existing information into various other forms. If the market says it's valuable, then it's valuable. The flow of capital is God and we all have a role to play.
>>225534529No it’s usually some fat Egyptian housewife being fucked by a small circumcised cock
>>225534570>rendering existing information into various other formsI hate adjudicating with insurance companies so god damn much, you have no idea
>>225534571I've seen an amateur vid of two middle aged Kurdish lesbos with enormous hips and headscarves scissoring one another, mashallah!
wearing a coke shirt to pepsi day
>>225534480>uh dude porn bad bro its badfeminists can go kill themselves. puritan religtards can also go kill themselves
>>225534607You're right, I have no idea. But I believe you.
>>225534657I made no comment on porn, bro
cm punk literally has a tattoo of pepsi's logo on his shoulder lmao
Gonna go play with arisaka-chan tomorrow anyone want to meet up at tha range?
>>225534662imagine youre trying to get something covered by insurance, but its not working because of an arbitrary guardianship clause youve never heard of until now that for some reason has to be run under the parents name for 60 days, but that doesnt work, so you have to call up the company's support line, hope you dont get some fuckwad jeet in a call center in mumbai who actually knows what theyre doing or understands english, you have to tick some box in an alternate window but NOT in the way that you've been doing umpteentimes before but in a new way that youve never done before that leaves another text box empty but somehow goes through, having the person on the other end verify that you've finally entered everything right and it should go through, and then telling you they dont know why its not working and to jsut have the client call them instead
Most people hate religion and morality because they still feel guilt about their behaviour
Holy shit
>>225534764Yes, sounds very wack
>>225534810>no Grimesthat's just cold :-(
>>225534826That mayo monkey makes horrible muzack
>>225534552>they've been closely observed for decades demonstrating social rules and hierarchiesWhat do you think morals are
>>225534810This is like a toddler's choice
Why do dads and boomers tuck their shirt in? It looks gay. It's like you are showing your butt to everyone. What the heck is that about?
How are things going in Canada now that BIG MARK is the PM?
twerk that ass
heh
>>225534810>no Lil Wayne songs from Tha Carter 2 or Tha Carter 3AI
LIKE THE ANGEL YOU AREYOUR LAUGH CREATING A LIGHTNESS IN MY CHESTYOUR EYES THEY PENETRATE ME(YOUR ANSWER'S ALWAYS 'MAYBE')THAT'S WHEN I GOT UP AND LEFT
>>225534934Tucking your shirt used to be the norm, they are from a bygone era
>>225535006I don't mean when you're wearing a suit. I meant like the typical boomer dad outfit of a golf shirt tucked into a pair of blue jeans.
>>225535052I know, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Look up pictures of people from the 1980s or before and they all tucked their shirts regardless of what kind of shirt.
Historical Lore: Kim Jong-il probably killed his father. His father was in medical distress and every medical vehicle that tried to pick Kim Il Sung up ended up in a mysterious accident.
russian asmr with a background noise of my neighbor's tantruming toddler
>he bro, I'm radical skater, better tuck my shirt before I shred it gnarly styleTruly a bygone era
>>225535006>>225535052>>225535114It's only really bad if they're fatAny time I go back to the south I see fat people waddling around with tucked in polo shirts. It accentuates their roundness and they look like humpty dumpty eggs
80s fashion was fucking gay as hell and so was 2010s skinny jeans flannel shirt fashion
Mexico worked really hard on that new and got it first fair and square it was rude to let it fall off the 'log
>>225535299>Mexico worked really hard on that newDon't think he's ever done that, it's still on the 'log too
>>225535299I do not respect him.
I'm chines
>>225535273Fat Walsh is still doing the 2010s fake lumberjack look. What is his problem?
>>225535476He thinks he looks like an actual lumberjack instead of a Seattle hipster and he looks like this otherwise
>>225535559A pleasant reminder that there are people who are even uglier than me. I'm arguably almost handsome compared to this foul creature.
>tfw own a bunch of suits that I don’t wear anymore because I moved to the west coast and people here dress like they’re going to their kid’s baseball game no matter where they are
i've never worn a suit, never will
>>225535725
>>225535710I love wearing a suit but usually go out with a hoodie
>wake up>Nonsensical gibberish in my head>"Do you want me to stop making up words, they're very useful">"Dehamondication, killerfoot, jankyoutube, ginderfimble">This goes on for 10 or so minutes as I lay there trying to make sense of the world and orient myself in time and space>All while a fruit fly attacks my nose and I'm too slow to kill it
I don't own any suits but I have blazers and stuff like that.
I last wore a suit for my high school grad 11 years ago. I'm old and will be dead soon!
How much should I pay for a fitted classic black suit
>>225535937Idk, I'm not Canadian, but 500-2000$
This ain't a game cuh
For real though, let's say you go to the gym and there's cute girls there, what's your move? How do you approach them?
i feel more racial hatred for the maori than any other people. i hate them a lot
>>225535996Open KALSHI™, GAMBLE A BIG ONE, then go home and kill myself
>>225535114>>225535178>>225535259It's just a carry-over from when people wore traditional/more formal clothing. Button-down shirts were the standard and often made larger so as to be tucked into the pants keep them secure during work. Tailoring fitted shirts was also expensive so they made more generic cuts that fit people more easily, you just tucked the extra fabric into your pants. Pants had much higher waist lines too, so wearing a shirt that was baggy and fell OVER your pants would have just been more difficult to get at your fly/waist when you need to piss or fuck a milk maid in the barn. The only people who typically wore baggy and loose clothing were those working in smithing or farming because it was cooler than form-fitting clothes.
Why be women always getting their nails did
>>225535996awkwardly try to avoid looking at them or interacting with them
>>225536009For me it's Brazilians. When people ask why I just show them stuff like this >>225535996
>>225536069Replace women with men and replace nails did with video gamesWhat now libshit?
>>225536094That's what I've been doing, no dice so far
>>225536104
Time to go poop in my gay car. Haha just kidding. My car is not gay, I love my car. I will poop outside the car.
quintessentially canadian post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d1RL_dgJIs
dicks pulse for a while in you after they cum
>>225536285not in me fag
>>225536380I’m not a fag I have a vagina you fucking idiot
dodgers in 9
>>225536498we’re gonna grape and unalive you
>>225536547I will rape you first.
did a fist size poo this morning
on my laptop when I click a post number it puts it down twice and I don't know why
rape not, that ye be not raped
>>225536498I can cum inside you too. Asl???
>>225534826no grimes?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ROcTg8ODg0
Something In The Way is better than Smells Like Teen Spirit
>>225536661I hate myself and want to die
Black doctors be like hello I’m Troy Mafungo
after someone comes inside of you you can feel their dick pulse and twitch for a while
>>225536498Let me see it, show it to me or you're lying
>>225536661Smells like Teen spirit is still a good song
Finished all my work for the day but I still have to be here for another 3 hours. I need the Phantom Cigar from MGSV.
lmao
>>225536741
>grunge>good songpick one
>>225536762What happened to the other blonde lady?
>>225536693why?
Had a can of sardines
>>225536792Make me
>>225536809Nirvana song
>>225536861*kicks your ass*
>>225536792 Nutshell, Rotten Apple, and Something In The Way are all great songs
>>225536930
Cock and ball torture for breakfast
Almost party time girls
Big pendulous breasts
>>225536762 >Zacharia Is she Greek? Also I miss picrel.
youtu.be/Sz_kOm9c8Sk50 minutes til baked tater is ready
>>225536792JEREMY SPOKE IN SPOKE INJEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY
>>225536948 >doesn't like AIC
time to go to work
I'm not feeling to good but we balling anyway, I don't got a choice on the matter, I got to be ballin everyday
i don’t think solitary confinement would be that bad
>>225536792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABss9olKyd0
Have you ever been to a lesbian party? I have. Theyre not fun
>>225537072No it isn'tLess than an hour until the weekend bro
>>225537072wish i were there to comfort her
Must be nice to be a teacher and have your entire summer off, and every single weekend and holiday
>>225537232 Why was Walt so miserable then?
>>225537249Did you see his wife?
>>225537249He was an American teacher, they make a lot less relative to Canadian teachers. Here on the current pay grade salaries top out at almost 120k
>>225537249https://youtu.be/yNh3N3r48-0?is=TLAG7w5hn6j11y_r
>>225537284Would have been so much better if they cut that last line out of the script.
Teach my penis. Ya feel me? Teach my balls.
>>225536762LOLI wonder what fugly porn whore he'll choose as her replacement. I really dislike this new trend of picking smug, cunty women as Pressers.
I like pleasant women. Who smile a lot, are encouraging and aren't opinionated.
>>225537249He threw away a lucrative career probably over getting cucked or otherwise losing the qt Gretchen and ended up knocking up a dumb waitress with an invalid kid and got stuck in a job where his talents were wasted
Please stop posting spoilers to shows and movies I have not seen yet. Thank you.
gud, the best
>>225537520I like cute femboys too
>>225537249shit wife, shit lifesimple as
>>225537614fuck off you faggot idiot
spike dies
>>225537274It's very funny how our teachers just piggyback off of all those underpaid US teacher memes/sentiments despite making 6 figure salaries here.
>education>governmentso that's why things are so shit
>>225537704Unironically, yes
>>225537636No
>>225537691Teachers in the US are low paid idiots with barely any education themselves. Canadian teachers are typically over-educated pseudo-intellectual liberal types who either want to be around children to indoctrinate them with leftist horseshit or for even more nefarious purposes. High number of them are confirmed pedos too, and those are just the ones who got caught. There's logically even more laying in wait who haven't shown their pedo-level.
if you eat too many oreos at once, your next poo will be really dark
>>225537780If you eat beets you get bright red poop
>>225537752Women have always been molesters of young chads, it's just that it's barely even considered molestation when women do it. Even now in the age of people seething over 2 year age gap relationships, people barely care about female "pedos", who now that I typed that I realize aren't even usually called pedos lol.
could go for a few dozen oreo mega stufs
you ever suddenly become skeptical of something? i take a multivitamin every day, and i randomly questioned it today. who says any of this shit is good for me, some nerd scientist. half the stuff in it is rocks. i'm eating tiny rocks recreationally.
could have saved her
>>225537584
>>225537843Minerals aren't rocks albeit
The West needs to support Ukraine
>>225537871i wish my country was near-totally isolationist, would like to see europe/russia handle their dispute on their own
>>225537818I find it comical that people are seething over age gaps when the majority of them are between adults in their 20s and 30s. It's a ton of millennial guys with a gf or wife who is like 5-6 years younger than them, but he's fucking 35 and she's 30. Retarded honestly, go back 150 years and we had 40 year olds marrying 18 year olds routinely.
>>225537853I thought she died because you posted this lol
>>225537843You're probably right to question it unless you have a severe deficiency in something. You should get your vitamins from food
>>225537916It's just millennial hags trying to shame men into marrying them instead of younger women. Plus some simps trying to be performative. You'll notice they have zero issue with all the older women who identify as cougars or if there is an age gap relationship where the woman is older.
Might finna lay down the quilt upon the lawn, spread my arms, and soak up congratulations
>>225537871Where are pepes genitals
>>225537979Nigga looking for frog nuts
>>225537780no such thing as too many
I fucked ted
god hates coffee
>>225537894 Russian aggression must be punished.
>>225537953This is true and the most likely explanation. Busted millennial roasties get visibly miffed about this shit. There's an outfitter I go to regularly for camping supplies and ammo and they have cute zoomettes working cash, the roastie manager is constantly GLARING at them when they flirt with the male customers.
At the gym right now
cookies n creme ice cream would be nice
Her ancient chinese pussy enfeebled my balls, smelled like sludge, fudge. Ah fuck it. Who cares?
just poured a coffeemight have a cookie but no icecream as the cold and hot would kill me
>>225538060Oh man, do you agree that cookies and cream is the best ice cream flavor?
i had a dream my lesbian friend wanted me to dress like a femboy because she secretly wants dick
So long and thanks for the botulism
>>225538105naw, chocolate chip cookie doughactually.. there was a type called cake batter that was the best, but the local store no longer sells it, very annoyinglyor cinnamon buns by b&j
>>225538116That's a sign, anon
>>225538060fuckin love frog helms. would gleefully lose my state in a duel wearing one.
Stairway to Heaven is a good song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8z6iqeiOIU
French Canadians be like>Le Tabernak Du Merde!!!!
SING WITH ME, SING FOR A YEARSING FOR THE LAUGHTER, SING FOR THE TEARS
French Canadians are perverted shamepigs. They love the fact that everyone HATES them. They are like a shit-eating cuckold.
Dream on!
>>225538252Very kinky
My fellow americans
Saw a girl downtown who I went to high school with more than 10 years ago. At the time I thought she had a crush on me, but I was just too much of a pussy to pull the trigger. I dont know, maybe I just hallucinated that. She's a lawyer now and she looks beautiful. But time just keeps rolling on and on. I'll probably never see her again.
>>225538452>She's a lawyer nowi have an idea
>>225538238always thought he was saying sing woman not sing with me
>>225538452I saw a girl like that, she said she didn't want kids and then got some it turns out.
>>225538550>she said she didn't want kids and then got somemany such cases
>>225538507heja svärje
>>225538500What is it?
>>225536792You can dislike things without hating on them, did you know that? I don't like sports, but I don't waste my time to hate on them, I merely don't think about it at all
Update button didn't work
Shan't post here because there's already too many euroflaggot
Work makes me want to shoot myself
how do I cope with being indian?
What fast food slop should I eat tonight
>>225537165 Why is this kinda good though?
>>225538730Die and be reborn
>>225538735chik fila is mid
>>225538735Jollibee, church's, waffle house and checkers are quite good
>>225538735>Chipotle that highniggawat
god i love spicy fried chicken
>>225538735Five Guys is my fav. But it's not cheap or fast.
anyone tried putting ice cream in their tea/coffee beforeit's milk and sugar and cream in one package so I'm thinking it'd be convenient to buy a big tub of choccy or banilla and take a little piece of it every time
>>225538791No it isn't you're retarded
>>225538835i used to pour coke in a bowl of ice cream
>>225538848your grandma is dead
>>225538877Your Grandma was the town bike
>>225538735>sonic F tieryou just gotta know what to order
>>225538915yeah everyone wanted to fuck her because she was hot and i took after her in that department
>>225538915Sent that freak flying
>>225538948post a pic
>>225538735 Mcdonald's and KFC. I've had Taco Bell 2 times and I really liked. The other franchises don't exist in my country.
>>225538861when I was a kid I put coke in one of those plastic ice cube trays and make coke ice cubes
Its ok to be a tranny
>>225538810Chipotle is higher quality than the average fast food slop.
>>225538751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvKaqmiNjhAbecause music is an enjoyment forcertain
>>225539105They have a major food poisoning scandal every other month like they are a jeet restaurant lmao
>>225539099 It's ok to be gay but trannies are disgusting
>>225539147The one I go to is run by whites and a few asians.
>>225539099Trannies are fucking 90% ugly and are a literal abomination against whatever grand creator you believe in
>>225539006>[Deleted]freak actually sent flying out of reality
youtu.be/U3j7IQ6S9CMwas a bit obsessed with this song years ago
Chipotle has the limited edition big ass chipotle bag right now
for years i thought rape was funnybut its only funny til you BEEN RAPED
>>225539236>>225539178https://voca.ro/18nEnFXhkNkN
depends on the tranny, I feel bad for some of them
>>22553927742% or whatever it is resolve the issue themselves
So I went to see the flamenco/jazz fusion band, expecting some smooth vibes...but it turns out they moderated their music in their introductory music video, and the concert version was more exploratory. There were 0 bass pops! And the chick had these Spanish dancing clogs with high heels that reminded me of old Looney Tunes cartoons. And while she was hot and sang well, flamenco dancing left me cold. However, the bassist fucking killed it, the guy was like a Jaco Pastorius or Marcus Miller, and he was local - this was a flamenco band without a guitarist, cause this electric bassist could imitate the flamenco guitar. Law'ave mercy! Also, the percussionist on your cojones and occasional castanets looked a lot like a latter-day Isaac Asimov right down to the facial features, that was hilarious.
Looking extraordinarily Nordic today
i miss whats her name
I went to the Stasi Museum, and I already knew most of it. But what I learned that was new to me is that they took scent samples from all the residents. They summoned all the residents over trivial matters and then just took scent samples from them. That was some crazy shit back then, before DNA evidence existed.
>>225539370Spinny? Haven't heard that name in a long time...
Birthed a big brown turd
>>225539402That's some autistic German fetish type shit
>>225539402That's dumb as hell
>>225539370Samantha
There are a couple redditjeet types in outer /int/ who will try to argue there aren't ackchually that many jeets in Canada and it's just like, really nigga?
>>225539422i have missed whats her name before "spinny" was even a thought for a persona in Michael's head
I am listening to npr on the radio and they are saying>Well ackshually most school ahooters were stopped by words>Not by an armed civilianKill all jslurs
>>225539484All canadian and australian flags are shitjeets
I don't know how many pajeets are in Canada. Never been there. Never will. I'm just going to assume it's all Indians
>>225539588
Will I regret this decision?
>>225539613only if your tastebuds work
>>225539613Chik fil a? Doubt it
>>225539613no
>>225539639>grilled meat: japan :D
>>225539613I wouldn't!
>>225539613get 3 of them
i want to go home
>>225539688SO HOIST UP YOUR JOHN B SAILSSEE HOW THE MAIN SAIL SETSFOLLOW THE CAPTAIN ABOARDLET ME GO HOME
I'm weirdo at the gym, it is what it is
>>225539688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53yaDdg2gy8
Good night little angels
>>225539800Goodnight. Dream of pasta, pizza & Mussolini.
>>225539800https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6NE1QSZzwgn
>>225539800thanks for inventing spaghetti
>>225539751I got drunk and vocarood that song (the weavers version) and someone saved and reposted itIt was a very creepy experience
>>225539781the gatinhas think you're a creep?
>>225539558>>225539588Not all.
Native niggas b like"My name is Michael Horse"
>>225539588>>225539602visiting canada and asking every indian what theyre visiting for and then giving them advice ive seen in travel brochures
Accidentally referred to my they/them colleague as "she" today and was swiftly and loudly corrected by another colleague.I'm as leftist as they come but I do think this pronoun stuff is just a power thing, these people feel powerful when everyone in their life is walking on eggshells trying to remember their pronouns.
>>225539970Reminder sexual degeneracy was never tolerated by Marxists
>>225539959Doing the same for Somalis in Sweden
>>225539942Derek FartsOutHisAss
>>225539942Entering something like Joseph Talks-With-Killing-Bear my be a nightmare on those online applications/forms
>>225539970>I'm as leftist as they comeQUEER!!!
>>225539402I learned about that from the movie The Lives of Others
>I'm as leftist as they comegot what you voted for.
>>225539874were you in tune? I don't think Sloop John B is an easy song to sing! I only know the BB version, tho.
>>225539887Probably, no one talks to me, like the teachers pass by saying hello to everyone except me, it's my own fault to be honest not that I mind being left alone it's just that it singles me out
My native name is "shitposts with autists"
>>225539970>but I do think this pronoun stuff is just a power thingEveryone has known this for like the last decade at least, you just have to pretend. Just look at those people that have rotating pronouns on different days, they honestly expect you to call them by the right thing whenever they feel like it or else get punished.
>>225540028that is one of the best Euro movies ever, and it's as creepy as hell, it's real Spooktober material.
>>225539970Moderate progressives always tend to get swallowed up by more radical factions during revolutions.
My native name isPeter GoodDick
>>225538735none of those qualify as food, except maybe CFA
>>225533555There’s a bald fat faggot at my workplace who hates me cuz im a chud and talks shit any time he sees me. Thank god he’s bald and a fat faggot loser
>>225540046I don't think i was in tune. Maybe the guy who saved it still has the recording. I am not a good singerMy appeal is like a david byrne type, very pitchy anr bad, but with feeling
>>225540046check out what I bought today, limited edition one time pressinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY1sRNmcTCY
lets be real, there arent THAT many indians in canada. not every city is brampton.
why are mexicans so obsessed with spamming porn?
>>225540167There's way too many Indians in Canada
>>225540118Both the cover and the song could easily be the product of AI, it could've fooled me. That's where we're at now!
I believe the job market is shit emphatically, but I'll admit, I have never had to file more than one job application (resume, cover letter, references, etc) before getting a job and I've worked in white collar for years. I'm a finalist for this new job I'm applying for and something tells me I'm gonna get it
Let's be honest, there aren't THAT many blacks in the States. Not every city is Detroit
>>225540199>>225540199>>225540199new
>>225540167over 5% of canada's population is a poopjeet that moved there in the past 10 years
do not click on the mexican's thread that was made 34 minutes ago
>>225540167Around 2 million Indians have come here since 2021, that doesn't include the ones we had before either.
>>2255401901 is too many
>>225540167There are too many
tho alright, there are a couple of moments where she kind of veers out the pocket, as the people who played that music referred to it, where she sort of breaks the fourth wall in a musical sense. AI doesn't do that afaik
>>225540214janny has deleted tamer pictures in the past yet somehow when the mexican posts full on porn it stays up every time
>>225539970>I'm as leftist as they comeGood suffer. I just wish you had more dignity so your humiliation could be worse
