funny face edition
im cock of the /brit/ really, i dont think that's ever been questioned
not sure why but reading "lfmao" just fucking killed methe typo was just there at the right moment
RORKE AND ROLL
>>225542707scr
Whenever I see videos of niggers ganging up on people in fights I just wish we had guns so we could just plug a new hole in their gormless skulls every single time they try and do it
>>225542708i’ll fucking do you
>>225542712why would he ring 999 and grass on himself
Grandpa keeps posting all of his old pictures touched up with AI to the point where he and my grandmother look unrecognizable and plastic It's grim beyond words really
I’m not a good person :(
>>225542746fucking try it sunshineid have you seeing more stars than a red carpet
>>225542712how can you drug a dead body
off to bed because I'm up early for a full day of being alone
>>225542727ok noided ok
I used to purposefully avoid indulging in the agp thoughts if I wanted to shag a girl, reckon it gave me some kind of extra boost
Andy, Baron Burnham of Cheadle Hulme
>>225542753ever shag him up the arse?
>>225542753
he love it dogfood
S Club Juniors, whatever happened to them?
>>225542760ktim another day grinding away in pointlessness
IRN BRU
>>225542780You ever thought about trooning out
>>225542795crazy beast
>>225542756how so?
>>225542802blacked to death in the durban incident of 06
There is no good and bad
>>225542795
You'll never learn Esperanto.
humanity is fucked likeai and increasing numbers of indians in our countries, we are completely cookedall human (european) creativity is done imagine what hellscape this will be in a century
Might create a profound and beautiful work of art
right well that's not funny why does my back still hurt when I twist my torso I didn't strain it or anything and it's been like this for two days
>>225542838None of your business you stupid fat cunt
>>225542870have sex mate
>>225542870yeah mental init
>>225542877Cancer
aha yeah mad that
GET THE FUCKING BIOMASS INCINERATED
how many women do you think will have to go hospital for fashioning a wicker dildo
>>225542795isnt this a sign that they should be taken on more walks or something?
can't believe how far fontaines dc fell off
Shut up and foy
>>225542901Is biomass a codeword for something?
>>225542913probably. looking at the fat bitch of an owner he probably never gets any exercise
>>225542870indians are the only group in your country doing anything productive https://insightuk.org/the-remarkable-contribution-of-hindus-and-indians-to-britain-today/educate yourself you racist little freak
if all boomers and gen x vanished suddenly all problems would go away
>>225542932White goys
>>225542921ughwish my tits were that big
>>225542881sandeep you're arranged marrage doesnt make you a shagger, rapey cunt
>>225541398
didnt have my glasses on for an hour and it made me feel sick as a dogit not right
>>225542921yeah gonna need some sauce
>>225542870northern europeans have only been civilised for 800 years or so and their currently most prominent cultural products have all been bad (yanks count btw)
>>225542950ywnbaw
When did you last consider trooning out?
>>225542958Same but I never wear them
>>225542924keep hearing these on the radio but they've completely missed meare they the zoomer arctic monkeys
the looming prospect of zero jobs being available and tens of millions of people being unemployed with no way of earning money or feeling like they are worth anythingmakes a man go INSANE just thinking about it!!! NIGGAAAA!!!!!
>>225542870imagine the romans were saying this is in 400 ad
>>225542938millennials would then take up the mantle im a zillennial posting this btw. im just self aware
women probably masturbate while staring at themselves in the mirror every single night, I know I would if I were a womanimagine walking around being a literal sex object
>>225542981yeah it's over
>>2255429742010 and I did
>>225542959i'll call elton
>>225542981ktimonly the perfect slave makes it out
>>225543004great post made me do a poo scream actually
wanking my nigger arse
>>225542937
>>225542974never. by the time i was old enough to even think about it would’ve been a joke lmao. i remember when i was still pretty young i thought i’d make a better girl than male but becoming a tranny wasn’t normal back then
genuinely cannot wait for the ai apocalypse just hope its a real one and not some gay bioweapon nonsense
>>225542983the romans were obsessed with indian goods and looked to india as an example of good governance btw
>>225542974i think about taking hrt when im gooning and seeing how long i can get away with it without anyone noticing but im a big fat hairy bloke in his 30s so doubt itd have much effect on my physical appearance
There's a guy in my village who looks ugly and inbred af, never washes, missing half his teeth, probably late 30s, wears only sweaty dirty tracksuits, joggers, or military gear He's dating a girl who is like 18 and has learning difficulties and an IQ of about 60 or 70 (I know this because one of my family was her special needs carer)Anyway he is a massive MAGA fanatic despite being white British ALWAYS wears a MAGA hat and has a US flag in his garden (used to be a Confederate flag) and a MAGA flag visible through the windows (not a pervert just his house is very visible)Just do not understand how someone ends up such an absolute fucking cretin
>>225543010>only the perfect slave makes it outYou should have nothing to worry about then
>>225542954
mental how good cocks look on women
funny no one calles trump orange julius he's caesar-coded and is orange, you know?
>>225542983yeah and i imagine your ancestors were saying...who cares rajan?
>>225543067thats what happen when you live in sunderland or a village very close to it
>>225543067he’s fucking sent you to a galaxy far far away
>>225543067>be pedo>worship pedo leadermakes sense i guess
eating spicy sausages
>>225543067>Just do not understand how someone ends up such an absolute fucking cretin99% of people end up like cretins
>>225542937>>225542970>>225542983hello brown people
>>225542712this article makes no sense but i believe it
Stroking my princess wand
>But Augustus, for his part, returned to Samos and once more passed the winter there. In recognition of his stay he gave the islanders their freedom, and he also attended to many matters of business. 8 For a great many embassies came to him, and the people of India, who had already made overtures, now made a treaty of friendship, sending among other gifts tigers, which were then for the first time seen by the Romans, as also, I think by the Greeks. They also gave him a boy who had no shoulders or arms, like our statues of Hermes. 9 And yet, defective as he was, he could use his feet for everything, as if they were hands: with them he would stretch a bow, shoot missiles, and put a trumpet to his lips. How he did this I do not know; I merely state what is recorded. 10 One of the Indians, Zarmarus, for some reason wished to die, — either because, being of the caste of sages, he was on this account moved by ambition, or, in accordance with the traditional custom of the Indians, because of old age, or because he wished to make a display for the benefit of Augustus and the Athenians (for Augustus had reached Athens);— he was therefore initiated into the mysteries of the two goddesses, which were held out of season on account, they say, of Augustus, who also was an initiate, and he then threw himself alive into the fire.Ancient indians sent a disabled boy and a suicidal old man to Rome as ambassadors
yanks be like >she’s under 27 you peh-do
catberg just sent me this
>>225543171how
>>225543165
There's a spacker in my hamlet with half his brain missing who walks around the lino with an 'I love Elon Musk' t-shirt and a MAGA hat
>>225543171Very disturbing the part where the cat suddenly develops human-like fingers
>>225543196i want to be african and the white mans burden
>>225543165>One of the Indians, Zarmarus, for some reason wished to dies
>>225542879here for you when you're ready to yap x
>>225543036I think I may have seen that one too, but there's hundreds of pieces of media on hardtack i.e. ship's biscuits. BBC has probably featured them prominently in multiple documentaries as well
>>225543148not brown just realise white domination is a blip not a feature. hasn’t even been true since the 50’s since the jews are in charge. china has been the most advanced society and economy for more of human history than any other civilisation and things are returning to normality
>>225543067>>225543206Interesting to see the village idiot tradition is alive and well
>>225542983replace indians with germanics
>>225543168i found that post bizarre toi think he was alluding to her being special needs but it still doesnt make sense
>>225543231jews are white
for some reason i just can't seem to face up to the factsi'm tense and nervous just can't relax i cant seem to sleep seems like my bed is on firedont like it when people tocuh me im like a live wire
>>225543220>send an already old man across the planet to a distant country alone yea I would be suicidal too his job was to go and die in rome, so that's what he did. makes sense I guess. the more confusing part is how they traveled with the tiger
>>225543250lol nosup jewdi
>>225543243What does she get out of doing this?
could very easily service my winkybut i wontbrush the teeth and retreat to bed
>>225541398Tunes on lads. https://youtu.be/5bIr9IDXFfA?si=9as6TjH-m0OQWY_i
>>225543279
None of the Russell brand accusation statements tend to make cohesive senseIt all seems a bit contrived and after the moment, orchestrad I think he is going down, but it will never quite add up
righty im cleaning up my act
>>225543229why would you want to eat them, its literally just water (barely) and flour baked to be a dense brick.
>>225543272how are they not white
jews can look white but they share an identity with middle easterners an african that supersedes any other and larp as a bronze age near eastern tribe. it’s not even a religion really because most of them don’t follow it it’s like a giant larping club that got out of hand
neko demmie
is that right? fascinating
>>225543339oh ok that clears it up then
>>225543339so they are white then
>>225543345profound mental illness
>>225543345grow up ffs
>>225543294yeah... tattoos?brushed my teeth and retreated to bed
>>225543359>>225543360right on time, as soon as the clock turned morning
im scared of saturn
>>225543339wholly agree with you that they should be rooted out and removedgreat post
build more housing ffs
>>225543365hate to askbut are your testerone levels ok?know its a strange thing to ask another manjust want to make sure you're in the best health is all
Need Sydney Sweeney to sit on my face and fart.
>>225543368your october 17th, 2026 began with my post
>>225543357no the fundamental core of their identity is orientated around hostility towards the christian and post-christian white
>>225543402but their skin and genetics are white
happy saturday everyone!! woohoo!
>>225543036This nigga takes dicks in his shitter and used to work for Disney
>>225543300History
*celebrates the beginning of saturday by running into the middle of the thread and slapping all the iconic red cups out of the yanks hands* aha wahey
>>225543389you looking to bum me, that it?want to get another man off, is that the size of it?heard about you shirtlifters, eh, you bumseekers, you rough tradersyou wont get any from me, sunshine
>>225543431fyi they are called solo cups
>>225543429I mean go ahead, its easy to make
>>225543433no nofair enoughyou dont like tattoos on womenthats okeven if they screaming for your cockthats a dealbreaker for youi get itno worries you're not gay or have the "low t" as they say on herethats fine
gone off carbohydrates completely ever since I learned that the body treats it all like sugar anywaythe body doesn't give a shit about me clearly
>>225543415that’s irrelevant the 3rd gen jamaican/irish bruddah from london is more spiritually akin to the avg briton than soloman shlomobergnot even justifying noggers just that’s how it is
>>225543445Do they sell duo cups for two
Why do the women webm posters get upset so easily
literally 90% of the "women" who work at anthropic are trans. it's actually incredible how large the trans density is at high IQ levels
>>225543499ok
>>225543532they saw through the matrix
>>225543499
could go a fucking rustlers burger right nowohhhh yeahbit of that rustlers burger
Truly shocking to me that none of these transwomen pass. imagine having a 150 IQ, being capable of doing Nobel prize level research, and not being capable of passing at all. wonder what these transwomen think about their failure to pass.
>>225543447There's always more to cooking than meets the eye. For example, I've heard that British ones were cooked especially hard and brittle (dry) as they would tend to store them in the sea air (or the air inside the ship)
>>225543532>>225543559ok
>>225543529high testosterone
>>225543568tbf id shag xer
1/2
>>225543575The other american flag is not me. I would never engage with such vile racism. Let me be the first to apologize for my fellow american's behavior in your general
>>225543575he raped you
>>2255435972/2
>>225543283https://youtu.be/WL8W-bAlMhA?si=MiacYRE_NIyfhH1T Thread Dj now.
>>225543601ok x
I will get a job as an IT hardware type of guy
why is nobody posting where is everyone
https://youtu.be/DI8J9LUtfWQ
>>225543597FIT
>>225542870Most of the local businesses in my town are chock full of them now
>>225543532and this is what you spend your time looking into is it?
we got buzzballs swimming in our tummies
sizzlin bacon pot noodle
remember this
I love watching videos of black people being wild in public
>>225543649save it for the morning i beg youimagine how good thats gonna taste when youre hanging out your arse
>>225543640https://www.anthropic.com/research/ecdsa-curve-originsanthropic cracked a bit of cybersecurity trivia today, I was just curious to learn more about the people who did the work that's all.of the two female names on this work, both are trans.
>>225543619um
hiyas
when the bacon pot noodle comes out sizzlin
>>225543663why don’t you just go outside
Casino = fly paper for the Goyim
>>225543676how
>>225543669"yes" would have been quicker fat man
would you rather be raped in prison or in a random street somewhere late at night
>>225543668me? me? half bottle of wine and FEELIN' FINE
theyve come back from the pub
what happened to chuddy malone? That nigga wilin’ that nigga talking his shit that nigga straight thuggin’
>>225543621Fuck knows m8. Just a random posting very gay tunes for laugh desu,
Why is that Canadians absolutely loathe the pajeet menace but Brits seem to be infatuated with them and obsess over their "curry takeaways".
>>225543532Decent way to spend your Friday evening - heading out to the club later I assume?
>>225543345>>225543441Cronem baton only
>>225543728because indians are based quite frankly
>>225543644buzzballs are fucking rank, you’d be better off drinking a bottle of smirnoff, its just as harsh but at least it’s 40% abv
>>225543698don't know
>>225543728tommy robinson said they were based
>>225543728You're swarming with 20million of em. They are Canada.
>>225543728>why do brits prefer foreign foodhahah what a mystery
>>225543728you have no idea what you're talking about m8 but you're a frogposting simpleton so i suppose that's to be expected
>>225543728Difference is mostly timeWe've had them for nearly fucking 80 years now unfortunately so we're used to itIt's relatively new for you
Ive had Robert Webb on the heath behind the closed toilets
>>225543743yes you do
>>225543728>Brits seem to be infatuated with themdon't know where you've got this fromthey've just been here longer and are integrated into normal life whereas your ones are mostly fresh off the boat streetshitters
>>225543728>Why is that Canadians absolutely loathe the pajeet menacecitation needed
1 indian life is worth 20 canuck dogs' lives let alone a canuck itself
what am i supposed to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-uEx_hEXAM
Indian food is basically a lot of fat, salt and carbs with a bit of meat or vegetable in sauce. It's grim. The spices are mediocre.
>>225543623arianatroon and diego will love this
>>225543728for some reason your jeets are literal street shitters that poo on the floor in the middle of their shift at tim hortons, our jeets are polite and wear ties
>>225543822erm what the heck
>Indian food is basically a lot of fat, salt and carbs with a bit of meat or vegetablerorkian analysis never ceases to amaze
>>225543822Wanking my gooner cock to this while fucking my arse with a BLACK dildo and listening to gay porn
why have humans never trained an orca to be a human killing machine
pinkpantheress confirmed in gta vi
>>225543784deleted like you didn't mean it
I refuse to believe you have such a thing as a civilized jeet in your nation. It is simply not possible. Your reluctant acceptance of them is merely a product of your centuries' long tradition of slavishness and obedience to authority. Having a King or Queen telling you what to do that long really does damage your psyche.
>>225543852Because your mum didn't respond well to training
>>225543730Yea actually I think I will
@Grok create a 12 hour loop of the first 21 seconds from Daniel Bedingfieldshit song "i gotta get thru this"
>>225543836s
>>225543849sure.. sure
>>225543855i really hate you
>>225543862nigga you have the same fucking king!!
:/ :| even
>>225543883Sorry thats not the truth at allReally I just saw your post and wanted a small hit of attention before bedI'm sorry for wasting your time
love the fact that an english monarch rules supreme over a bunch of french speakersthe way it should be
Imagine Sydney Sweeney and Emma Watson bent over naked waiting for your cock. Which of the four holes are you hitting first?
>>225543929Emma Watson anal
>>225543929first im asking for consent
just learned that the median black household in the USA became 25% poorer from 2022-2025 while every other race increased their wealth black people are getting decimated by doordash it's unironically hurting them more than crack
>>225543929Sydney Sweeney vaginal
Emma Watson is a busted old hag and her pussy stinks like cheddar cheese
>>225543979sydney sweeney is grim
>>225543987built for breeding, actually. your tiny little indian penis could NEVER.
>>225544005indians are the ones who worship mediocre white women
sorry guys i was a redditor all this time but i just got rid of it so im not a redditor anymore
psych ward is fucking SHIT don’t let any larper tell you it’s good
rorke ruined my life
quite like a jeeta mejust based that way i suppose
rorke pussy changed leftypol
Evening folks, how is everyone?Been drinking a cheap red and rewatching Arrested Development.Am going into hibernation mode so in the mood to play some games on the ol' Switch 2. I have many but just can't decide
you guys need to get a clue
Piers Morgan is a perfect example of a sub-85-IQ guy whose career exists solely because he’s British, well-connected, and speaks in clipped RP. Strip away those advantages, and you're left with a retard who struggles to deliver pre-written lines.
>>225544039love her x
>>225544039Went on a date to an art gallery with a cute jeet I met at a house party, but then it didn't go anywhere.Still, better than nothing right?
>>225544046hi spaino fire emblem meant to be good
Sydney always makes browns and mid foids seethe, she's like kryptonite for the untermensch
>>225544046you seem relatively lucid compared to others and in just curious but can you explain why you use a random woman as an avatar for your blogposts thanks mate x
>>225544041Your fresh flavour will play well on here
Imagine a world of 8 billion white people
>>225544063nigga do you understand that brown people are the ones who love hera blonde woman with big tits is enough to make their eyes bug out of their skulls
>>225544054Think I'll rewatch the episode where Fuentes stomps his fat fucking head into the ground and mogs that crusty old jew on Zoom
>>225544063her tits are really nothing special
I'm going to do something! I'm going to do something!
>>225544046>Been drinking a cheap red and rewatching Arrested Development.Ive been doing just this and not sure if you're lampooning my earlier posts hermano
>>2255440898 billion jimmy savilles?
Putting "you, me and a bbc" as the answer to the "your ideal date" prompt on hinge
>>225544096cope>>225544099seethe
in this house, sydney sweeneys tits are something special and thats it, end of fucking story
>>225544099worst boobs take of all time award
funny how chuds chose a whore with a jewish boyfriend as their idol
>>225544132The goycattle are beneath contempt baka...
>>225544122common cody w
>>225544125God white women are magic
me eating smiths bacon fries and smiths scampi fries
lol this jeet is crashing out now
>>225544122>>225544151bizarre
any plotters and schemers in
>>225544160ur mom when a como lol
saar look at pic of sexy white ladyy... she is very beatifull saar...
>>225544157why did the store explode when she walked in
>>225544165americans are fans of black cocks. he is winning
I'm the white saviour of /brit/.
Just got a match She said "i sincerely hope you're talking about the British broadcasting company" hahaha
>>225544174take the tapas out your mouth son and hit me with it again
even looking at my shadow you can tell im balding
>>225544193you are profoundly mentally ill
>>225544193i dont believe you
>>225544188Argentina is the whitest country in the Western hemisphere, I believe it.
>>225544194forgive me for my sins father
not a fan of ife t b hCan't figure it all outWhat am i looking at?Why does it hurt when I pinch myself?What happens after we die?Its a bit mental really
>>225544062Never played one of those, not even sure where to begin as there's so many. Might give it a try someday but eh>>225544079just doing it aren't I>>225544106Who the hell is hermano?>>225544170I have been described as conniving
Jeets jeeting jeets
my hairline scobiesqe
>>225544232>Who the hell is hermano?When I find out I'm kicking his arse brother
Reduce the biomass to dust
>>225544249Alien freaks
>>225544249wtf is that
think of londona small citydarkdark in the day timepeople sleep sleep in the day timeif they want toif they want to
>>225544261what happens to the dust? it'd be a big pile of it.
Get the biomass housed
>>225544259lols, literally just finished that episode before I came on here. Strange timing.
rorkes favourite artists? wiley, kanye westleftypol’s favourite artists? some woke whiteboys
I've been looking even more into the issue of why dating has completely fallen off a cliff for Gen Z men. I'll admit, I had no idea how bad this crisis was—I knew it was bad, but not THIS bad.I know tons of younger guys who are single and caught in this sinking pit of loneliness and despair, but I also know a fair number of young guys who are either married with kids, or have girlfriends, etc. So it isn't impossible. It would be very interesting to do more research on this topic and find out what are the specific dynamics with White zoomer men who have managed to find girls for themselves: social dynamics, economic factors, geography, diversity, personality traits, etc. This situation is so utterly unnatural that it cannot last. Either young people are going to find ways to start connecting again or this is going to turn into a massive population crash event like a major plague or a famine.
>>225544273it gets blown over to argentina so that you never see the sun again
thanks to you, all yanks get filteredshame isnt it really? a whole country of people getting filtered because of youi'd be ashamed personally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsXACMHN0IU
>>225544039>her name is literally Kanak, a german slur for non-whites curious
>>225544302nice fantasy
>>225544325I'll show you a fantasy*kisses you erotically*
>>225544296gen z women suck
Melanin is poison
time to do some drugs
>>225544349why
>>225544296>>>/r9k/
A huge unspoken factor of the crisis is just individualism, weighing things primarily in financial terms, or personal wellbeing, comfort, satisfaction—and this is true of both men and women. Checking out of dating because women are too difficult, relationships are time consuming, costly, emotionally draining, financially risky etc is such a degenerate first world problem. This level of indulgent, entitled self-centeredness and atomization can only exist in the temporary protective bubble of modern society, and that bubble will inevitably burst if too many people decide procreation isn't worth it. The old and weak degenerate individualists will die off and will be replaced by the young and strong, whether of our own race or another race.
>>225544385i don't get it
>>225544385can't imagine thinking this is worth posting
>>225544373they're all the same dull social media addicted person, you talk to one you've talked to all of them.>>225544345ummmm ok hi
If hypergamy is female nature, and this nature developed through an evolutionary process to ensure the surival of the fittest—then this can't be the source of the problem.Jews created second-wave feminism which normalized promiscuity, women in the workforce and divorce.Jews created Barbie, Bratz and Sex in the City, and all such cultural brainwashing filth.Jews created all the big addictive social media platforms and dating apps.Jews pushed through the Civil Rights legislation which physically broke up White communities and third spaces.This is a biological problem, but it's not a flaw in female nature—it's an example of a successful parasite slowly killing a host population and the host population not doing enough to remove the parasite. The problem is Jews, getting rid of Jewish power is the only solution.
get the fucking new posted trust me it will be worth it for starters ill be in there so you have that to look forward to
Emma Watson should release her own plastic sex arse it would make well loads of money
and you may find yourselfliving in a shotgun shackand you may find yourselfliving in another part of the world
>>225544479>>225544479>>225544479
>>225544484>>225544484
on gif looking for gore for the new
>>225544481good antithesis
