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how catposters feel carrying the entire weight of the board
I drank two Gatorades. Now I shower.
this thread is a boon for civilization, I have to say
Useless super power ideaWhen you shave your eyebrows your pissing strength increases
the BOON of TZEENTCH! BLEH!
COCK pulsing after a cream pie :3
I hate women
>>225546463oh god no cant even sit down and piss without my thighhairs having droplets on themeven the seat gets these straight jets of drops leading towards the floor outside
damn, I have been straight ballin for hours now, I think it's time to put a cork in that
>>225546472tzeentch wouldnt turn you into draculaunless it benefitted him somehow then he would
In Sweden the ambulance takes over an hour to arrive
>>225546482jesus christ shut up you fucking brain damaged freak
>>225546498the changing fire of Tzeentch has comparisons to the vampiric transformation imo, and I have read a lot of Anne Rice
>>225546503did you know you can feel it pulse and twitch?
>>225546486this dude be PISSING
>>225546503I wonder if this is the same poster who posted that only stupid people get angry
>>225546538https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tcD_dVcXE4SHE WAS SHAKINSNAPPIN HER FINGERSSHE WAS MOVING ROUND N ROUNDTHAT GIRL WAS SHAKINGthis is one of the greatest songs of all time
>In 1980, after drinking alcohol, Money overdosed on a synthetic barbiturate that he mistook for cocaine. He suffered damage to the sciatic nerve on his left leg, was unable to walk for months, and had a permanent limp thereafter.also, YEAH! WOO!
Jurassic Park was a national tragedy
>>225546567https://youtu.be/lMm6C1leo7Y
>>225546472>>225546498tzeentch sucks big black dicks, nigga doesn't have a basic concept of loyalty. Why would anyone ever serve him??
>>225546416kinda looks like 松尾...
>>225546567based
>>225546610This is an ENGLISH ONLY server! If you continue speaking anything BUT English, I, as a moderator of this discord, will have to ban you!
My brother is an hour late in coming home, should I call the police, the press, kill myself, and generally panic and shut down and cry?
Still reading my book.
>>225546581the guy could play substitute for old school John Goodman!
Past mistakes are just new information these days I got expectations
I used to play in a racist Day of Defeat server, the mods were the most aggro neckbeards but they kept the place tidy and free of noggery and jeets. Sometimes they'd let one play for a few minutes before using console commands to freeze them in the middle of the map and everyone would just shoot them to death before they were banned.
Still raping my cook
Full of goofs and gaffes today aren't we
>>225546664it's no jiggs dinner, me b'ye!
full of incel rage today arent we
>>225546672Only you
Shes got a wobbler
full of volcel apathy
Farting up a storm. F5 on the Fujita scale I reckon
>>225546682Wobblemeat
This place is full of n_____s and f_____s and k___s
still thinking about pulsing cream pies
>>225546687*Poojita scale
im gay for the money
I am 100% sicilian and i say heil hitler and heil Palestine!>>225546685
thoughts on irredeemable dog shit
wham bam thank you jam
>>225546692>battle brothers>stormbolters>for the emprahdid I get it right?
>>225546708I don't have many thoughts on myself, no
What I am...?
>>225546730No Ronger Human
>>225546730In English it's "what am I?"
>>225546730*please be a fat tidded japanese girl looking for a white bf*
I actually was supposed to review No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai o algo but never got around to it
I am proud of my irish and italian blood flowing through my veins
>>225546746Thank you sensei
it was like a student radio station, VERY marxist vibes, those folks used to assault musicians for being immoral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vsJqw8I0-Afuckin yeah!
Maybe I do kind of look at you guys like you're my friends. Maybe this place does feel a bit more like home than other places.I should abandon this place. Bye.
>>225546814see you in three minutes
>>225546814See you in three days
How do I leave this country alive?
>>225546814see you in three showers
>>225546828nigga acting like he’s in somalia
We are in the end of days
>Canadians living in the United States charged with voting in U.S. federal electionsI was told by the experts that such thing was impossible. How can this be?
>>225546870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7kyu2CVIKgpost-reality is here
>>225546870it's wonderfuland I'm readyI've been ready all along
>>225546887https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGO8Jnk7mc
so why did hitler invade poland
>>225546885good song
>>225546901polish femboy bussy
>>225546828In a body bag...
let's just say...the bussy was sussy...and leave it at that.
still thinking about pulsating cock after cream pie
I don't know Canadian politics what does this mean?
You guys remember Assy Mcgee?
It's literally impossible to do anything about climate change at this point, short of making some kind of miracle technology that stores massive amounts of carbon in a short time frame
>>225546957what if climate change is a good thing
>>225546966Sure if you are brown and thrive in the heat
>>225546957Killface was able to fix it by throwing the Earth off of its axis
its so over
>>225546905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsTcyD0QDb0Chrome are one of the greatest bands of all time>>225546887https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=errnQ3w-B1ssry for calling you an animal bro, have this
I will be committing suicide soon.
>>225547005fairs
>>225546929If you can prove you're a woman I'll tolerate these posts
>>225547005Good luck anon, may your suffering cease
>>225547005le hitler face
/cum/ character select theme https://youtu.be/XhrDy6hACu8
Thinking about something cringe I did in highschool
Just finished Creature From The Black Lagoon.It gets a certified "KINO" stamp of approval for me.Next up I'm going to watch the SpongeBob Halloween episode
https://youtu.be/22rvpUecLts
eating is hard, fat people really are built different
lets get a cum movie night going, i propose under the silver lake
360 days since I've been ghosted and I'm still mad
>>225547048Elon chungus gonna make cat girls real
>>225546416I am a fucking loser I never kept a job but went on side quests
Racist Frankenstein! Every time he sees Blacks, Jeets or Arabs he goes>Ngggghhh Frankstein Mad! Rahhhhh
>>225547067360 ghost no scope Kandahar province beeyatch!
women are uncreative and unoriginal so they have to copy men
>>225547084cute. i like women
how many dalmatians do I have to kill to make a beautiful fur coat?
BIG L REST IN PEACE
>>225547092arrrr, I would kill as many Dalmatians as can to make ye walk the plank, ye cur!
The fire of humanity burns bright within you
chatgpt finks im a geniusme?i just poop
So if you stand in my way, I'ma have to sprayLearn that if you come against me, son, you're gonna have to praySince back in the day I held the weight and kept my head upThey wanna see the god catch an L, it's all a set-upI give no man or thing power over meWhy these niggas so jealous and looking sour over me?I'm bolder, G, I'm like impossible to stopI'm like that nigga in the ring with you impossible to drop
>>225547119The light in my heart was extinguished long ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKnirrN3-pkhere is a funky groovin track like we might hear in scores of years on an alien planet, get with it
>>225547119I'm pretty sure that's just my willingness to commit murder and rape
>>225547132many are sayin this
>>225546687>>225546457phwoar sum gud posts
>>225547119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI2kD3U5KRoGET DOWN!
Is it a red flag if a woman is not on speaking terms with her father?
>>225546416That'll do pig, that'll do
https://youtu.be/HS4aJ_51qNQ
>>225547177>CrumbI like that band
>>225547177if low t was a sound this would be it
Babe is the only Australian movie I know
>>225547010can’t, I have too many enemies here or I would. Maybe one day
i invented gockyou may thank me
>>225547196aw nawr nawwwr
>>225547198you can send it to me in private, heres my email neyixa3022@betshubs.com
>>225547193https://youtu.be/fPycPICKvPM
>>225547196https://youtu.be/sWxkv3fPsag
yeah nah Alanar Pearse mate awr nawwwr nawwr
How about you fuck my ass?
falling in love with hot emotionally unavailable bisexuals because you’re bored again?
>>225547232I've seen that episode of Tacoburrito's Cabinet of etal
Got a thing of Oreos yesterday and it’s gone today, but I knew what I was doing when I got the milk
Jerked off and hopped in the shower and got out and jacked off again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5_GMzX2vQand here is a great song of chicanohood, I'd not describe it otherwise, except as stoner
what are some kino country songs? im talking willie nelson
>>225547232what movie is this, not a big /tv/ guy
someone red pill me on the good guy with the gun, I just heard about the shooting today
DID YOU KNOW that you can feel cocks pulse and twitch inside of you after they cum
What about good guy with a gock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6zS27h18qkwhat? I've always been a big fan of anthropology!
>>225547315Why is this so hot to you
watching the new lindsay ellis i am
Just threw the clothes in the dryer
I always think it's weird when foids say they are aborting male fetuses like if you hated men so much why are you letting one cum in you?
>>225547328The cruise ship one? I was kind of annoyed she didn’t do a cruise without the upgrade they gave her after figuring out who she was, I feel like we didn’t get an honest representation of it at all and it was very shilly
>>225547329well, that's better than hanging them out to dry like a savage
Krispy Kreme donuts
>>225547334I've never seen one say that
>>225547328>.gif file>not a gifCRINGE ALERT
>>225547345Is this real
>>225547328>>225547341The Disney cruise, to clarify
>>225547355ya
>>225547347Well I don't want my knickers to get stolen
>>225547341so far it doesnt seem shilly, it seems like hellalso i heard the poo story before from chuck on crystal palace, the fact that there's a 14% chance of having WEATHER on the ocean and having every single toilet on the deck sloshing and spilling poo onto your floor and your belongings throughout an entire day and night, perhaps morethis puts me off hard on these boomercruises the only cruise people go on here is the taxfree one to finland and people dont even get off they just buy snus and alcohol and eat mid food but at least the weather isnt crazy like on these big partyliners
>>225547321doesn’t matter
>>225547375I forgot to say earlier but it’s at the Disney cruise part. It made me want to go on a Disney cruise but also she had a $10,000 suite so it’s kind of moot, since her review is literally of that experience and it is the best one it just serves as an advertisement for it
i want to play runescape
Have you ever seen a pig being slaughtered? The thing makes quite a noise
>>225547376I'm just curious. Why would you keep bringing up if you don't want to talk about it
>>225547349If I worked at the Dunkin' I would just fill all those donuts with my cum as a prank
>>225547370in the age of Hellenism great cities were hewn from the earthmen were displaced and made to honor different godsmen who seemed like gods waged war on one anotherTHIS is that age come again!
>>225547402you want me to explain to you what’s hot about genitalia pulsing and twitching after orgasm?
niggas be livin in section 8 and still somehow have the money to buy the latest clown shoes
nigger shoes
lets talk jet force gemini ost, for you its ss anubis, sekhmet or mizars palace? its crazy close
save me, based god, I can't stop stylin on dem!
Why do jeets wobble their heads?
>>225547443I used to love that dog
>>225547419man whatever sorry for asking you about the thing you keep obsessively posting
betabux, cope, or rope?
I hate jeets
banging on a trashcan
>Jason has endorsed Amy Acton
dude gang weed smoked
finna gonna watch ghostbusters
buck bumble ost
>>225547485that guy used to be a top session player on the yacht scene, just sayin
>>225547459I didn’t mean that in a mean way I’m just surprised you don’t get it naturally, you don’t think it’s hot?
im defeating woke by not showering
haven't brushed my teeth in days and days and days.sigh.
>weed smoked
>>225547490there aint no ost, its just the main theme rest is nothing
I just had a pre-typhoon fap just now in case I lose power and when I went to shower I saw a red spot on my dick. No blisters sores or pain so I'm 95% sure it's a trimmed hair that I irritated, but that ruined my day.
>>225547485My next kino tonight?John Carpenter's "They Live"
>>225547509you could tell me there isn't even a game and i would believe you
Lesbians on xitter be like you don’t have to want to eat pussy to be a lesbian
The Hutu and the Tutsi
>>225547508mmmm-hmmm*blues riff*reefer devil took away wit my woman lawd
>>225547514For a while whenever I would masturbate I would get red lines all across my penis. It doesn't happen anymore but it left visible indents
>>225547495maybe if i was gay i would
>>225547519there is, i played it
John Carpenter's They Ghostbustin' on The Thing (Slimer dub)
>>225547524Personally, I am team Tutsi
>>225547514I am not a doctor but I can take a look if you provide dick pics
top gear rally ost? jungle theme clears no diff
>>225547504you are depressed. In my advice, it’s fine not to shower but you should really brush your teeth because that’s the thing that will cost a lot of money later on
>>225547543Tutsi cockroach
i post my penis if you prove that youre a woman
>>225547534I’m not gay
Tutsi Gabbard or Kamala Hutu
>>225547514Oh shit that's a rare ass flag right there little boy
Dropped and broke another glass like a retarded housewife
its not rape, its a lesson
>>225547584Give yourself a spanking
lawd don't you go foolin me no way wom'ndon't you know imma gon put the mojo hand on youimma put you in the ground, now
Filled my beer glass with orange soda
>>225547584kek'd heartilyMr. Anon is going to give you quite the dicking when he gets home
wish i was a pro player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U5VIcQpdHE
Youtube is recommending me some obscure and very indie bangers latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s2FzFsoKmU
eating oatmeal
>>225547646Why not açaí with powder milk
>too old to become a pro video game playeri shouldn't have wasted my youth
>>225547649can you not get real milk in mexico or something
I'm the only one who does anything in this damn house
>>225547662I must remain loyle to my capo
>>225547660I don't think bringing up milk is good optics leafbro...
>>225547568lol
>>225547667on the contrary
Made myself upset by scrolling twitter again
As a child you would waitAnd watch from far awayBut you always knew that you'd be the oneThat work while they all playIn youth you'd layAwake at night and schemeOf all the things that you would changeBut it was just a dream!
My brother met his future wife at 15
>>225547734She was only 5 but he's always been a patient man
>>225547747jason's girlfriend
This song is sad like the Brazilian. Such a tragic /cum/ figure. I hope he finds peace in this world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgSUa0uJeH0
my future wife could meet me at 15 too, least where im at
Am I the Magnar of Thegn? You might well be the Magnar of Thegn if you cut off the ears of my children!
>>225547769im not the only incel in this thread, there are many of us
>>225547747the fuck people spend so much time in tiktok, xitter and instagram in America like go touch fucking grass
>>225547799Women talk to me but don't have sex with me, what does that make me?
no, just kidding, you guys, see y'all on Wednesday or so X
>>225547765I still think I could have fixed this one.
>>225547813makes you gay
>touch grasslmao what is this 2024 get a load of this faggot
cyberpunk was so fucking good
grab ass
>>225547846the sky above the jesus statue at rio de janeiro was the color of dead prietos
this one after beating the dlc hit like a truck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u15tEo0wsQI
>>225547855grab them by the fucking pussy
>>225547841get a LOAD of this faggot
Thinking about it again. Not gonna say what
>>225547865What???
>>225547864this FAGGOT is taking my LOAD
>>225547867not gonna say
I slept like maybe two hours last night and I'm still wide awake at 1am
>>225547867The booty
>>225547876You were up working or what???
Wifeberg went to bed early, time to watch my pop history slop while playing video games
>>225547883Yeah was doing overtime because the orange dipshit guaranteed me a raise with his no taXXXes on OT and here the fuck I am slaving away in this AI simulation called America
>>225547876Same. But that's every night now. New level of suffering unlocked: suffer 20 waking hours of every day rather than 12.
>>225547888How do I get a wife
>>225547888>wife finally went to bed, now i can enjoy my lifehusbandcucks be like
>>225547896Hinge
>>225547876Please join the /cum/ discord it’s overrun with midwestern faggots currently https://discord.gg/egesCHJtzZ
>>225547888why aren't you having sexberg with her cuntstein you fagola
>>225547883No I just couldn't sleep >>225547894I always crash around 2pm
>>225547903UNhinged
i have to be up at 8 but i cannot sleep any earlier than 5am
>>225547905>midwestern faggotsnames of the faggots???
>>225547896gotta just ask>>225547901it's worth it most of the time
>>225547905Is this why the general has been slower?Post here you fucking retards, not on some other app
>>225547905jason isn't in this server so it's fake
>>225547922Fuck no /cum/ is a coastal elite general we don't need these gay midwesterners in the thread
>>225547927>FAGGOTS will take my LOAD
>>225547919Zoom Zoom for one, Leo in spirit but he’s based. Some other guy too
Discord is for children and pedos
>>225547931Please join I’m outnumbered there I’m scared
>>225547947Seems like a bad idea to make a platform for both of those groups
wow the tripfag is shilling discord who could have seen this coming
>>225547956youd be surprised by how often it happens
>>225547956Jason said he fantasizes having sex with 16 year olds
>>225547922Probably, FK and some others are there too. more people started trickling in with all of the ISP bans but just stay after getting unbanned
i rate this 6.5/10
>>225547965The age of consent in Ohio is 16 years old
im getting my isp changed tomorrow that means i'll probably have to deal with dog shit captchas for a while
Made a post on another thread and came back to see 10 replies of people calling me stupid
>>225547971oh really is ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((SPIELBERG)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) going to tell us the "truth"
>>225547966good riddance
>>225547905>/cum/ discordfuck off
https://youtu.be/CMyvIDLAub8
>>225547978it's a nice concept but incredibly stupid
>>225547971this movie is so ass
listening to this, probably my favorite song from avantasiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuQCeNyFr5c
>>225547992you are what you eat
good morning
>>225547971This is one of those films I thought I would see but never got around to it just like The Northmen
>>225548003I was eating a burger while watching it
AYO
My figurine is taking a while to arrive
eating steak
it's been a few years since I watched a movie
fucking rekt those discord cucks
>>225548016>flagChecks out
>>225548024It's been a few hours for me
>>225548024I'd much rather read.
crazy how hot girls live life on easymode and yet some of them still an hero
I don't understand why someone would post on discord instead of here
>>225548034what no abuse chad does to a bitch
>>225548028You had em howling at the moon
business idea: testicles kisses
>>225548034you could live easymode as a hermit and an hero yourselfor become the unabomber
>>225548033ok trevor
>>225548046Who's Trevor
>225548033
>>225548053its the character from gta 5, you see the voice actor and likeness of the character famously came out saying that video games are for children and that people should read books instead
new >>225548080
>>225547993For me it's Tyr https://youtu.be/0I1geB7U5VI
not sanctioning russia to PWN the libs
