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I prefer 2d women and there's nothing wrong with that
>>225548080That is in poor taste
gets the OP pic deleted award
>>225548080Great editionNOT!
>>225548105he allowed the mexican porn to stay up multiple times now
Need a haircut but I don't want to wait in line on the weekend
That discord is just a homosexual circlejerk
hard work is a meme, it never was true, what you need is roids
>>225548096the chosen one>>225548101gay>>225548105pessimist>>225548108fat guy>>225548115the mod posted that
you're not poor, are you?
Video games ARE for children albeit.
>>225548140if you cant even not be fat you deserve every thing bad that happens to you
Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space
>>225548143are they really selling this to the general public? seems dangerous, its only a gimmick, its cool and all but not practical in any sense
>>225548127it's my understanding that all discords are homosexual circle jerks
>>225548143you don't have a small penis, do you
>>225548143ayo, buy me one
videogames are based
>>225548144no
>>225548153https://youtu.be/ZXBiPY8wDT0
it's KITURDAY
SZA really make side bitch music no shade
>>225548143Is this a Tesla?
>>225548153Great album
>>225548171what's that
>>225548177the new flying one
>>225548143Lmao he actually fell for this
>>225548171I FUCKING LOVE GOOD DAYS THOUGH
>>225548177what's that
>>225548140mhmm she just "rolled out" of bed completely dolled up with a wig on, fake eyelashes,mascara, base filter, blush, and ghoulmakeup or w/e these hoes are doing to look like that
>>225548202suck a coffee
>>225548168weed demons don't exist
>>225548202did you finish the Lindsay Ellis vid?
I wrote the word "social" in dust on my desk months ago and I have no idea why I did that
>>225548220favstian spirit
>>225548218no not yet i got caught in the METAL PLAYLIST GGRRRRR i wish i had FOUR ears so i could listen to music AND watch whiteguy/woman essays at the same TIME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlXMuF0EM1w
>>225548227yui you IDIOT
>>225548227rape
>>225548250obese
Do British people pronounce meth and mith?
>>225548232which dark metal bands would you recommend for beginners. the only one i've listened to a few tracks from is peste noire.
>british>people
Currently listening.
>>225548276extremely cringe
When was the last time you were on a date with a woman?
>>225548285Like the 7th grade :/
>>225548285ask ur mom LMAAAAOOOOO
>>225548276SO HERE WE STAND WITH THEIR BLOOD ON OUR HAAAAANDSWE FOUGHT SO HARD NOW CAN WEEE UNDERSTAAAAAAAAANDI'LL BREAK THE SEAL OF THIS CURSE IF I POSSIBLY CANFOR FREE DOM OF EVERY manSO FAR AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY WE WAIT FOR THE DAYYYYYYYYYTHROUGH THE LIFETIME'S SO WASTED AND GOOOOOOOOOONEWE FEEL THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAIN OF A LIFETIME LOST IN THE FLOWERS AND DAYSTHROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN
>>225548285never
>>225548215what about penjamin demons?
>>225548285maybe MAYBE 2017. i never officially asked her out or to "go on a date with me" so who knows if it even counted
>>225548307The you are lost. All women expect the man to take the leadership role in a relationship.
>>225548303gay
>>225548326pipe down zoomer
there is always prostitutes, the problem is that i dont live in the capital so they all ugly
>>225548285Never in my twenty three years of life
I feel like I don't get buzzed anymore. It's either blackout drunk or nothing
>>225548324it was never my destiny and that's okay
>>225548348quit for six months
>>225548337go to the capital for a weekend then?
>>225548348last time i drank i felt nothing, honestly drinking only marginally gets me to loosen up, by the time i was even a little bit loose i was on the verge of throwing up, like im still just the same quiet sperg while drunk
pulsing and twitching COCK after it cums inside of you
Catberg is giving me bedroom eyes.
>>225548355Once you discover your own self confidence you will understand how easy it is to get a date, or attract a woman. Women want men to act like men.i used to be this incel pussy until I finally understood this fact.
>>225548364i dont drive
>>225548386i have a chronic illness
>>225548364also you know how much money that would be? going to the capital, renting a room, paying a prostitute, well over a k
>>225548386you should be having sex right now man
> discover your own self confidence you will understand how easy it is to get a date, or attract a womanhorseshit. Women wont even talk to me to REALIZE I'm an incel. If youre ugly youre fucked
assburgers is no longer a diagnosis
>>225548401then just take the bus and stay for a day. Go in the morning, find an escort who already has a room, then go home
>>225548396I feel a kind of civic pride when this is posted
>>225548393I did too. I had seizures every day of my life from age 14 to 24. Then I had brain surgery which miraculously cured my seizures. Life is hard man.
>>225548410I think they just call it light autism now
>>225548261i think there are too many metals for this question to make senseyou have the bon jovi sounding ones you have the stoner dooms the drony ones the tech ones, the brutal the dissonant the BLVCKs the mexicans pretending theyre nazis and none of their dogshit music is available anyone ones its all nonsense. you can build your own ALGO on youtube by listening to stuffi think or maybe not i scrolled 13 years back in spotify for these and theres mostly ska stuff and NOFX sounding bandsbut most loved were concept albums and power metal together with the usual in flames, guns and roses who were totally not retarded and gay back then and actually cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yesaqMDY-_Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qVkJOcKPmwhttps://youtu.be/vcDmHpgVm9Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxIXi6UrjXYhttps://youtu.be/qBqH_8h_KmYhttps://youtu.be/c0H7SWTfNX4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywxm6zLEjFY>>225548276holyshit dragonforce is so fucking based Valley of the damned is my favorite
>>225548426good to hear
Why yes I do in fact drive a Corolla
>>225548445*cums on your corolla*
Dragonforce got their name from a Sega Saturn gameSomeone should form a band and call it Magician Lord after the Neo Geo game
>>225548445Camry's are better
>>225548412my mom would never let me not that i would want to, thats so much work and money, capital is 3 hours away and its fucking crazy there, its too much stress
>>225548461This is true but they are more expensive
I throw a rat with mayonnaise at your headlights
>>225548436thank you! i'll have to wait until everyone leaves to listen to this at full volume.
>>225548463>needing mom's permission to do stuffpathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPGv2dbBmeY
>>225548468>I throw a rat with mayonnaise at your headlights
>>225548445>Why yes I do in fact drive a Corolla
>>225548494fuck off leonardo
>>225548483Listen to your mother you little shit
>>225548157>it's my understanding that all discords are homosexual circle jerks
Going to watch Sleepy Hollow this weekend
>>225548144>Video games ARE for children albeit
>>225548534Good Halloween film. I like watching it every couple of years this time
Failed to eat all the cookies before their expiration date
Wish we had a modern day Dalí in our midst.
>>225548466they aren't retard
>>225548562Instead we have modern day dalits such as yourself
>>225548569Haha
My mum drives a busted-up '97 Camry shitbox.
>>225548565AI says otherwise
>>225548585>us invasion of indiaReally makes you think
>>225548579I busted up your mom's shitbox
goodnight
wish i knew how to weld
Yanks I will reiterate before I ask this question that I know that Muslims are destroying the UK and we are fucked.How do you all tolerate how badly blacks destroy your country? Putting aside the hood culture in America, and the welfare liability and everything else. Every time I watch a police body cam video or public freak out video my blood boils seeing how blacks act. I genuinely believe if America didn’t have black people you would have basically conquered the world and advanced so far technologically we would as a society conquered the solar system and achieved so much as a society and be at least 100 years ahead of where we are at now as a civilisation
>>225548620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWThL97tq3k
>>225548553dont worry if its a few days past the date
>>225548626eeerm
Remember to ignore the non-C.U.M. flags as they were not invited
>>225548618Good night bud
>>225548503gayson cant drive
>>225548650Yeah but he would be fraudulent and pretend that he can
New builds are so much fun because there are no overhead lights and you need to buy lamps
if everyone could look as good as roided people do naturally i feel like it would be the bare minimum, like its only so good because its so exclusive, you have to sacrifice your life for it
You all have zero banter Stay the fuck out of /brit/
Imagine if I barged into /brit/ and told everyone to stay out of /cum/
>>225548665mousepedo
>>225548691His name is actually Mousenonce you Indian parasite
>>225548700alright mousepedo
It's actually ratpedo
I have to admit that lately I've been feeling like a zero dollar man.
>>225548080Give that girl a snoot
>>225548620It's not hard to do practical welding. The finesse stuff is for tricky metals and specific use cases where the weld must be pristine to stand up to the abuse the part must endure.
>>225548733Women don't actually care about your present financial state. They care about your earning potential. A loyal woman will stick by you in a slump, so long as you demonstrate you have the potential to earn big. At least that's my personal experience.
what if i blast my amygdala with tissue destroying radiation
>>225548756I had my right amygdala and hippocampus removed when I was 25 and life has never been better.
>>225548334I was born in 93
>>225548788I was born in 85 zoomzoom
>>225548410The only difference in criteria was childhood language delays. Spergers never stipulated a level of severity although if kid did learn to speak/read on the expected timeline they probably weren't on the same level of hell as the drooling non-verbal animal that is classic autism. There used to be a very bullshit nothing dx in this same group called pdd-nos. Pervasive developmental disorder - not otherwise specified. That was kinda autism adjacent but didn't meet the older spergers criteria either. They decided to bundle all this shit in to one spectrum of faggotry.
>>225548788Me 92
>>225548780thats what im saying
Okay everybody I need you to listen to me right now. They're outside. And it's a storm outside. And we all got made out of 100% buttafuoco fiber. I'm afraid they're outside and they're gonna find me. And everybody i have become sleep itself. You may know me as sleep. I am your friend :D
>30 yo NEET with no professional experience whatsoever>never went to collegeI have been pondering on how to fix my life and bros and after looking up information for the past week or so I'm strongly considering joining the navy.
Going to lay down. See you in like 20 minutes
>>225548834Why not the air force
>>225548834least in brazil we have this thing were you get jobs just by studying and passing a test, no hr or interviews, you can still get kicked out in the first year if people really dont vibe with you but its hard
Americans be like why can't I afford groceries?
>>225548816Life is an amazing journey
>>225548855Really? I'm moving to Brazil.
>>225548868yes but people study for years for them, they are not easy
>>225548860idk wtf daily harvest is but it's got to go. No way it's worth that much unless it's a 8+ slobbing on your nob at least 3 times a week
>>225548543I like the story because it's a distinctively Old American tale that's somehow endured since the very early post-Independence U.S and remained a cultural touchstone here. And of course we lucked out and got Tim Burton to make an adaptation of it that's both interesting and captures the period well.Does Canada have any super old spooky stories like that? I know you have the headless valley and the cremation of Sam McGee.
>>225548861They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>225548941Best thing that ever happened to me.
>>225548842chair force is supposed to have higher quality of life and its not completely out of my purview, but they don't guarantee you the job you want the same way the navy does as long as you qualify by passing whatever tests you need to.Also the navy likes to brag about how you'll get to see the world and travelling sounds cool.
Just applied my evening dose of Finacea.
>>225548156it clearly says invite only on it retard and most sports cars are not practical
drone warfare is a doozy, us military is going under a massive shift to push electronic warfare to squad level
>>225548834French Foreign Legion
Argentinians be like"I cant afford food" and then send all their money to israel
>>225548860My subscriptions:Antipsychotics: 25$Phone service: 15$Rent: 1100$
On God I just took a piss
>>225549017This lowkirkenuinely leaves me with about 110$ at the end of the month
the moment you turn a jammer on you'd be broadcasting your location to everyone at which point you get a missile to the head
>>225548861That's intense I'm glad you found a solution. My condition isnt too severe but still hinders me quite a bit. I'm trying to find solutions on my own. I saw a neurologist when I still had health insurance but she was incredibly unhelpful. How long ago was the surgery?
>>22554905910 years seizure free. I had my last southern morning before surgery
gooned to Sarada x Sakura smut
https://youtu.be/2sqnxlzLakU
>>225549128>bees love balls
>>225549077Do you have to take medication?
>>225549183Vinny vinesauce mentionedhttps://youtu.be/6jH0bdgc6QM
im cooked, deep fried
>>225548861>>225549059Can you guys talk about a popular mental illness, I'm having problems finding/thinking of annoying seizure positivity takes
>>225549128amazing how humans haven't figured out flying yet like with flapping wings
Maybe it is smart to not have children but nature don't care, nature will have us all living in squalor in favelas
>>225549255>seizures>mental illnessThis is like calling Tourette's a mental illness. It's not, it's a neurological disorder.
>>225549274It's cause that only works to extremely light weight, to lift a human like that wing would have to be so big it would be impossible without it ripping itself apart
>>225549284That's a whole new sentence hombreAll the annoying tumblr IDpol and whatnotsoforthandonandon are about mental illnesses, seizures are too sacred for them to discussAre you the same poster that keeps on taking all of my shitposts seriously? Do you also have autism? I think you should get tested for autism.
>>225549313
I'm in my beddy bye arcreal honkshoohonkshoo hoursI'm a sleepcel
>>225549335Yikes, a homosexual
>>225549293they had huge flying dinosaurs
>>225549353not real
>>225549368You're not real you fucking guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>>225549368I hate this faggotI've seen him for years post on here
>>225549368wrong againhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterosaur
oh yeah? ruled the earth for millions of years and NONE of them are around today?yeah right
Ever wonder how it feels to move with no wind resistance
>>225549423Humans have ruled the earth for a few thousand years and won't be around in 100
>>225549432Like, in a vacuum?
Today I watch the original trilogy and prequel trilogy of star wars and I don't understand why rejecting the Jedi's retarded rules mean you have to become nazi
>>225549433we existed with the dinos, and we're here now and theyre not
>>225549460You watched all 6 movies?Anakin became Darth Vader because his heart was corrupted with rage, not because he strayed from the order.
>>225549439vacuum cleaners use air to suck up dirt
>>225549460greed and lust for power are the natural way of humans so if you have powers of the force and don't do jedi stuff then you'll naturally do evil stuff with it
>>225549478no he wanted to save his wife
>>225549313You make a valid point. A big part of the reason I find the IDpol stuff so obnoxious is people make a big deal about how inclusive and understanding they are until they encounter someone with a disability that's not constantly talked about. Then they have no problem alienating that person.
>>225548080>tranime>>225548096>redditfrogcringe
>>225549526reddit doesn't use that frog anymore
>>225549532it does nigger
i quite like the humorous racist frog
>>225549532its still a twitch and discord emote which are reddit adjacent
Recently many Japanese people argue on social media that “the Japanese government should pay more defense costs to the US.”Watching the war in Eastern Europe, they have realized that the Japanese economy’s post-war boom was made possible because Japan was under the full protection of the US.
16 days until midterms
>>225549549but that's an elephant
>>225549572Orange man is going to declare martial law and kino will commence
>>225549588
>>225549556no one cares takeshi go focus on what really matters, making decent anime and jrpgs, you guys have really fallen off, I know it's overused these days but jap media really has all turned to slop
>>225549590The term "orange man" can refer to several different people, groups, or cultural references:• Donald Trump: A common political slang term and moniker used for Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th President of the United States, referencing his distinct skin tone and hair color.• Orangeman / Orange Order: A member of the Orange Order, a Protestant and Unionist fraternal organization founded in Northern Ireland in 1795 and named after King William III (William of Orange).• Orangeman (Band): A popular Canadian party-rock and cover band known for high-energy retro performances and signature orange outfits.• The Orange Man: A 2015 indie horror-slasher film about a murderous door-to-door salesman.• Orange Guy: The long-standing animated mascot of the New Zealand Electoral Commission.• Orangutan: Derived from Malay words meaning "man of the forest"
>>225549590I am gonna do early voting :)
>>225549619The water used to generate this response could have grown 6 almonds
>>225549615dogshit advice
>>225549556that frog is correctsony should go back home and stay the fuck out of commiefornia square enix should get a clue etc etc
Does anyone else wish they had a gf?
>>225549711I want a WIFE
>>225549637water is renewable
funny how our boomers care more about us politics than our own
>>225549711'cause I don't BEING ALONE IS THE BEST THING EVER!
Hey! Where did everyone go?
>>225550118I ran out of things to say
cum
>>225550182So? That's never stopped the majority of posters in these threads
Slept for 2 hours again award
Love big toeboxes
Life is dragging me along like a dead dog on a leash
>>225555555soon. remember how disappointing >>222222222 was?
>>225550418it will be a horrible /brit/ post like poop le smells o algo
Fink i leff me dildor en
Had an astronomically bad dream
i just watched backroomswhat did i think of it
Goodnight frens
fuck my fat chud life
My thighs are looking real thin. Maybe I am losing weight
the indian mayor of New York is banning horse carriages because an indian tourist died while jumping from one
>>225551359k
>>225551526I know it's hard losing a cousin
Mah name is Anus McFartlane
Masturbated to a woman having sex on camera
Based Carney, how will drumpf recover?
Feeling the urge to poop Will poop now
>>225552133I could live my dream in Canada.
Ok so out of curiosity I searched for FK and Footkraut on desuarchive and I just want to let you know that not a single instance of people suspecting me behind a German flag or “proxy” have been correct. (I’ve never used a proxy before anyway)I am a devout Discordian now and have not posted on the chan in a very long time!!It’s just easier to drop a message there as the busy father of a four month old.Plus, since Jason left things haven’t been the same…Foot picture for old times sake!
I hate god
>>225552498he's trying his best
Cannot believe it's 7am
>>225552498How has he ever wronged you
>>225552564Good morning my sweet angel
in the old country cats are called pissenscheissers
>>225552604Only if they misbehave
>>225551359nobody likes the central park horses anyways it’s expensive and they get worked a lot.
Name one thing Mamdani has done so far that has NOT benefited New Yorkers.
The Rise and Fall of Black Rifle Coffee
>>225552498how can you hate something that isn’t real?
STILL no iPhone Duo durability test video uploaded by JerryRigEverything
sniff hot girls’ soles and toes
>>225552474how did you end up marrying a european girl anyway. last I heard you were dating some mid taiwanese woman with hygiene issues
I have been drunk since 2am
>>225553282She was a beautiful indigenous woman of the Paiwan tribe…then she dumped me and married a fat ugly Canadian. Not sure what hygiene issues you’re talmbout tho.I did have something going on with another Taiwanese ages ago who had never cleaned the inside of her belly button because her mother said it’s bad or whatever and I cleaned it with a cotton swab and it changed from brown to skin color, maybe you’re mixing that up!! Because I’m sure I have mentioned it at that time (must have been 2016).I met my future wife (we’re not married yet (for tax reasons)) on OkCupid :-D>>225553253Love it
If I were Canadian, my name would be Bud! What's your Canadian name?
>>225553394lucky you. what nationality is she? is she young
>>225553469She’s German, six years younger than me ! !
in Japan, milk is called miruku!
>>225553561What a cucked language….
That poster wasn't me
Two words. Fuck off freak
Three words. Blow me.
>>225553716Ohio just called, they said a skibidi rizzla escaped containment!
Im an incel freak
I want to take a fat dab but my propane tank is emptyDo you think oobereats will deliver it to me?
Sounds like a tornado outside
If i was president i would make it legal to murder "people" who play music loudly in public
drifting through the mart
>>225554644Sharting
How do I fix my life
>>225554668Clean your room or shotgun to the head, take your pick
>>225554668yell nigger at a cop right in their ear
saaar please provide ssn and bank account info for wfh data entry job 90k salary
hardy har har
How come indians get Jobs at Microsoft and I don't
>>225554861they work for peanuts and have 0 self respect
So you're trying to tell me that art, movies, video games, books and music suck now because those have become industries full of browns, females and disinterested job seekers?
>>225554960I'd do that
>>225554668Start day drinking
>>225554966jeets are ruining them by flooding the market with ai slopjeets literally ruin everything
>>225554861jealous loser
cum lol
>>225554861You can probably clean the toilets in their office if you want
Good morning my little cinnamon buns!
>>225555267birds singing on a cinnamon bundream a little dream of /cum/!
I have a brap dungeon. I call it the gas chamber
Guys don't get called "nerdy" anymoreThey get called chudcels or spergs or soy
but as long as you have your health
>>225555380because nerd became a positive label for soylennials
>>225555380It’s time to bring back “faggot”
I got a crazy doctor you know my doctor
>>225555454Dr Feelgood?
finna go for a doner and some minerally enriched flavored water cause I've got a hangover
>>225555544hell yeah
hold the cabbage, cause who the hell eats cabbage in their kebab?
remember when boomers talked about how sensitive the younger generation is then cried and shit their pants when zoomies started the ok boomer meme
tell me again, was it all pretend?
>>225555590No, I don't remember that. I woke up from a coma 3 months ago. I don't understand any of this
>>225555637that's okay bro, ill bring you up to speedso there's this country called israel
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is we some kinna pina colada appreciator society?
I want to go to the outdoor shooting range but its cold and taking breaks to swap targets sucks for handguns
>>225555734bad
whats on tubi
NEW>>225555681>>225555681
checks and balances baby I love checks and balances
>>225555734Why sucks for handguns
