Gen Z edition
>>225555681
this shit bussin senpai
>>225555681say what you want about zoomers, but they're more based than soylennials
>>225555755sanford and son
wear for art thou romeo
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>>225555787>>225555681
>>225555816I told you I'm taking a shit you crazy clingy bitch
>>225555854wherefore means why
all those college art hoes are fat and/or pooners now
>>225555793
>>225555885zoomers make kino like this while the soylennials sits at home and watch rick and morty with old school runescape on their other monitor
Jar Jar Binks is a sexual icon
America would value education more if the top performing students in class were rewarded with blowjobs by the teacher, who must be at least a 7/10
>>225555982
>>225555885this is a mating ritual in the 21st century
>>225556026>source: Google AIfake news
Cannot sleep. Donut know what to do
>>225556099methamphetamine Intravenous
je deteste les rique et morté
>>225556116How the FUCK am I supposed to get meth?
I will never forgive 4chan for what they did to rick and morty
>try to cancel etsy order>seller messages me and tells me they'll give me a discount if I keep the orderwell now I feel bad
what else is in the teaches of peaches? heartburn that delays breakfast til noon on the beaches.
caturday
>>225556196
>>225556152j'm'en calice
should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind
4chan started the whole brony trend
The new friday the 13th looks bad because why is the murderer the main character?
>>225556191you gotta hustle in the dark if you wanna shine in the light
gooners on the left, chuds on the right
>remember guy in my high school friend group that was the "failure" of the group>look him up on linkedin >he's more successful than me now
>>225556343Chris Hargensen is Carrie Red
smithing an enchanted battle ax in my bedroom
>>225556340here i am cucked in the middle with you
cop or drop?
>>225555928It sucks vs the indoor range because those have the targets on a rail and motorized so the range doesn't have to go cold every 15 minutes to swap targets
>>225556265text randos in your phone, saying how much you love them
Canadians be like:
>>225556538t.
stop fighting
>>225556634How dare you call california a soulless brown shithole that would be better as a crater
>>225556634what's with that 65% white county in the middle of the brown sea
Do gingers have souls?
>>225556719think that is where malibu is, rich libruls
>>225556736gingers have red 40 semen
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man
>type password wrong THREE times>account locked for an hour teehee :)I hate my IT department so much its unreal
>>225556719idk anything about it, but apparently it’s:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Luis_Obispo_County,_California
drinkin dat purp stuff
>>225556719AI slop says that it’s because Cal Poly university attracts affluent white people (many of whom purportedly fall in love with the area and stay), the area has a high cost of living that keeps nons away, the county has different types of agriculture that are less reliant on migrant labour, and it’s geographically isolated from both Greater LA and Greater SF (being about halfway between them, which is inconvenient for suburb/exurb development)
Shitting, pissing, crying, shaking, and lactating
"based off" and "based on" mean the same thingbut "pissed off" and "pissed on" are very different
there was another school shooting. did a euro post the 0 days since last mass shooting meme yet?
>>225557096Socrates over here
>>225557096No one says “based off”
>>225557126It was a tranny. Again.
>>225557164based off of
>>225557164Of course they do. Based off of all the input I've seen I'd say people certainly say it
>>225557126Man that happened like 3 days ago
Banal. Very banal
>>225557214so what? I just saw it. fuck you
>>225557249The internet waits for no man. Either you're up on shit or you're left behind
>>225557205>>225557211I’d associate that sort of phrasing with the African American Community
we comin
>>225557322ESL hands typed this post
>>225556538LOL
we want the gold sucka
>>225557322Whatever you say, Lovepreet
Canadians can no longer kill themselves for mental health reasons
>>225557354>But my Lord, there IS no such force
I found a bonza gaming chair on the road, cleaned it up and disinfected it, and just in time cuz my old gaming chair just broke
Mid October and the golf course is more popular than ever
>>225557409When they legalized doctors murdering people, they had a gradual timeline written into the legislation where they started out with the most socially acceptable forms of euthanasia, then they’d start doing slightly more concerning stuff five years later, even more concerning stuff five years after that, and so on. They just cancelled the death penalty for mental illness rollout before it was set to be implemented.I know a mentally ill guy who told me he’d be ‘using that service’ as soon as it was allowed, so that’s good, I guess.
>>225557521me on the right
>>225557487you already have AIDS
people should kill themselves if they want to
Homies for life
gonna take a shower and wash my stinky ass
>>225556538Ok this Screenshot made me laugh so hard I had to google who this actually was Learned about what a fucked up loco ass nicca Nero was
Help is availableSpeak with someone today988 Suicide and Crisis LifelineLanguages: English, SpanishHours: 24/7
>>225557664>SpanishHola? Si. Yo quiero morir. Si.
>>225557613NEED to do this but I am too lazy
>>225557611Me on the right
>>225557664been told this so many times by chatgpt
>>225557701LOL
>>225557664Think I'd rather just kill myself
>>225557664i thought about calling them a while back, but my phone had no signal.
I bought a can of sardines and it looks just like mackerel. I didn't know sardines got that big
what's the preferred suicide method in europe since they don't have guns
>>225557854head-first into a bog
Neighborsteins car is being impounded. It is fucking grim out there
>>225557854Hellibore and Henbane
>>225557854roping
>>225557854Insulting the king
>>225557854
If dog is man's best friend then what is dog to monke?
>>225557931Based
>>225557931Fucking metal as fuck, holy shit
Bellbros...
ballin on a new ip
It's windy as shit but it's like 80 degrees. My brothers, this should not be so.
They deadass show Elizabeth Holmes husbands dick in her new movie
HOT wind?
>>225558039IT HASNT RAINED IN 5 MONTHS
>>225558099After years of not raining much it’s been raining here everyday for months since may
A "hurricane" passed through so cal last week, it rained for 2 days
thats hit better be straight bussin, straight bussin hard
Goldfinger - My Girlfriend's Shower Sucks
>worst Cal
>>225558176LOL great little song
>>225557688
being ugly is worse than death
>>225558321Nah being ugly is cool
>>225558286I blew all my Spanish knowledge typing what I typed, I don't understand that
>>225558383st floyd of minneapolis
>>225558422Pbuh
>>225558389Why don’t you ask one of the many /cum/ Mexicans
remember that fat russian guy who chained himself to mcdonalds
I am over this awful existence
fried chickenmashed taterscollard greenscrawfishsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit boiii
>>225558484I've had collard greens maybe 2 or 3 times in my life and I cant fathom what people like about it
He's sisser
so proud of the man im becoming
second coffee brewing
cant believe OJ Simpson is gone
>>225558625race horses piss like this guy
>>225558674
>>225558570Don’t forget the rapefugees themselves getting buckbroken as little boys. Those Muhammadans love their bacha bazi
watching, pondering
My boss called me and said great job this week
>>225557854jumping off the balcony of their two story building multiple times
hi
>>225559017Yoooo
not enough cockposting
I eat my boogers and i dont care
whiter than you muhammad
I was gonna go buy drugsBut then i got highI was gonna slap my girlBut then i got high
>>225559109grim
I guess 2027 is the years we get gfs
>>225559148i like to keep images like this to remind myself that no, it will never get better.
>>225559109SameI'll probably have to quit this habit when I get a wife one day.But it will he very hard to quit a 24 year old habit
https://youtu.be/lbCrxfW4g4w
>>225559148I dont want oneI am in the process of selling all of my stuff so i can go around in my van and fuck around all day
>>225558784this guy works at a rape factoryHe was rapist of the month
>>225559206If you get a cool van set-up then be sure to post pics here. I love that sort of stuff
>>225559184don't let women change you bro
>>225559199def not clicking that
>>225555681I am unlikable as fuck so I don't talk irl but will talk on VC
>>225559230I think i would sell my minivan along with my cars and buy a proper van.The minivan isnt big enough to be a hoke baseI slept like this a few nights when i went on a fishing trip this spring and it was comfortable enough short term tho lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq70h9XBj_0
>>225559294based!
What sort of uppers do you think Pat McAfee is on?
got a job as the bangbus driver
>>225559379All those media personalities are cokeheads
Legitimately I wish I had a friend I know this sounds cringe but I never had a real one since elementary school >I am not funny >I am not charming >No redeeming qualities
>>225559423KTIM
>>225559423If you're in connecticut we can be fishin' buddies
>>225559407This is true but I think he's doing something more like who is at the level on a Saturday morning?
i just finished rewatching dragonball Z (buu saga was mid) i doubt i want to try GT. i only remember the really horrible rap intro and SSJ4 from my childhood
>>225559485I am in mass but I need a way to leave I don't think my family would miss me if you could give me a job id be happy
They invented a flying car
Did you know that in japan they eat cock asses?
>>225559575the helicopter?
>>225559182Crazy that people were posting stuff like that in 2014. If only they knew how bad things could get
>>225559423I've been to a bunch of meetup.com events that were designed around making friends, but they almost never work out. I read somewhere that it's much more common to become friends with people that you see often, instead of people that you meet once and then try to keep in touch with. The best thing to do would probably be to join some sort of group that regularly does an activity you like (hiking, sports, books, etc.) and hang out with them once a week or so. I think the hardest part is getting everyone to come back every week. I joined a photography group a while back and I met a few cool people, but then they all suddenly stopped scheduling events.
ummm….dicks pulsing and twitching in you after they cum….
>>225559590>cat tongue cookies???
What’s been going on with you lately
>>225559618Why do you keep posting this?
>>225555681Test
how 'bout some hot chocolate
>>225559639Did it work?
>>225559635can’t stop thinking about it
>>225559635(you)'s and he's a faggot
>>225559621lol i just noticed thati didnt end up buying them so no clue what it is like texturally
I texted my old roofing foreman that I am sorry I tortured him he told me he made the right choice hullying me out of industrial roofing because if he was my age he would run away
Yeah making friends is pretty much impossible
ooooohhhhh except i forgot to buy marshmallows.
This website uses graphics like this and people still claim it isn't an anime website
My only form of entertainment are the voices in my head
>>225559777KTIM
strange smells coming from my body
>>225559777Why didn’t he just do something with his life
>>225559817what do they say
>>2255597874chan.org/cum/ is and always will be an anime website
>>225559817I spend at least a few hours each day arguing with an imaginary psychiatrist in my head about whether or not I should an hero. So far, I've never lost.
>>225559852
>>225559621french freakiness meets japanese perversion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6LOWKVq5sQ
>>225559635faggots kill themselves if they aren't able to act out
I am not ashamed to have fucked a torta and I would do it again she made me food and I legitimately fell in love for that also because we fucked on her family's kitchen table her dad was gonna shoot me when he found out
>>225559904I don't know why people are using this meme template now, the faces look like shit
>>225559857what is the weather like in ehpanya?
soaking my foot in epsom salthad an ingrown toenail removed you see
>>225559571Are you near boston?That would be a far ride but if you're near springfield we can go to the casinoI could maybe get someone a job but not a place to live lol
>>225559700tortured him how?
once again risking urinary reflux because roommateberg is in the bathroom
>>225556719Only the rich can afford to escape what the liberals have done to California.
I've decided to become normal. Goodbye
>willingly visiting springfield
hello
>>225556741They push diversity onto everyone but live comfy in pure whitelandia.
>>225555878Had not heard that word in a fat minute
>>225557126No but media left out that an armed father took out the lil brat
>>225559996cold and rainy in my region
I've decided to become Weird. Hello
>>225556634me in the blue
>>225560094mucho aqua
>>225560094el kino
>>225560049The springfield armory historic site is cool and worth a visit, but yeah otherwise it is a shitholeI find it smells like low tide there even though it is inland
>>225559967live your myth in mexico city
gonna quit my job at walshart in a few months and try to get into a tradesnot looking forward to having to work twice as hard while also getting bullied
Why did early Americans name every other town Springfield
>>225560173the bullying is just banter to see if youre a beta bitchjust shrug it off and call them an old fat retard
>roommateberg turns on the sink>roommateberg snorts>roommateberg spits>roommateberg lets out a 5 second long snort>roommateberg spits>roommateberg sniffs>roommateberg turns off the sink>roommateberg burps>roommateberg burps>roommateberg turns on the sink>roommateberg HOUUUUGGGHHHHHHH>roommateberg spits>roommateberg sniffles>roommateberg turns off the sinkthis happens every single morning by the way
I feel my rads increasing every time I walk past a black person
didnt read
>>225560173lol my friend decided to become a tradie and went for heavy equipment operator; that’s the lowest paid one on the entire chart
>>225560283Yeah but it is the most fun
>NON PUEDO LEER!
>>225560237I have bitch in my blood and I've been wrestling with it my entire life. I need some kind of drug or something
>>225560261LOL
woke up at 12:20 pm award
>>225560303There are a lot of old nebbish guys in the trades. Just don't quit and don't get fired. The banter doesn't matter
working on a metaphor
>>225560303arbys tier post
>>225560283If you love what you do you won't work a day in your life, heavy equipment operator is an ice cream taste tester type job for people with vehicle type autism
>>225560260so glad i live alone
>If you love what you do you won't work a day in your lifeboomer tier mentality
>>225560399Even if your job is bussy?
>>225560448ummmmm girls dont poop, anon
I met a guy named keith who was really weird
one time the army bombed my buddy keith.
i gotta get out of this disastrous nigger world
>>225560498He was weird? And his name was Keith, was it?
>>225560366expanded my vocabulary award
>>225560516he's from washington state
>>225560515
saying award award
>>225560399imagine if you got paid to smoke meth and jack offNot so stupid now is it?
>>225560545why would I want to smoke meth
wordle in 2. you are in the presence of genius
>>225560580Because you're too scared of needles to inject it?
>>225560580so you can torque your shit for 36 hours until it's raw
>>225560399I mean I love what I do so it's true for me. I can accept this isn't true for everyone... but I suggest you find a way to enjoy making money because you're going to be spending a lot of time doing it unless you're a no-good arrested development NEET
>>225560580imagine if you got paid to shitpost on 4chins and finger your asshole
>>225560631posting on /cum/ be like
>>225560652>>225560631Who would be the first to piss on the /cum/ couch?
>>225560610i have the same problem with heroin
>>225560631>>225560652yep*sips*
>>225560596you buying the flying car or fucking what???
>>225560636why would I want to finger my ass
imagine your family's been in america for hundreds of years and they're still broke
>>225560719so you can smell it
>>225560719Its gotta go somewhere
>>225560719ngmi
>>225560719>why would I want to finger my ass
some ancestors, in 1600s virginia had slaves, and i've none
>>225560750He was so nubile and tite
>>225560750retarded post, gason WOULD want someone to finger his ass
nobody can believe how ugly i am
too many scientists in the "cure cancer" industry.not enough scientists in the "bringing back dinosaurs" industry.
>>225560815pretty sure they made a string of movies about why thats a bad idea
>>225560811it can't be that bad.
>>225560834they made a string of movies about how it'd be cool as fuck.
i hope they bring back the dodo
>>225560840why not
>>225560791WAS??oh no, don't tell me... twink death?
We need to ban assault dildos
scientists need to dose a silverback gorilla with steroids and train it to bench press
whats the difference between butter chicken and tikka masala
>>225560862they're already posting in this thread.
>>225560844How about Derpina Fatso
a silverback would HEEM a bear 1v1
What should i get for nomnom?
>>225560173what about working on an oil patch?
>>225560915one has a puree of cow shit the other contains pure ebola distilled from fresh curry sharts
man vs food
>>225560950some BITCHES
>>225560966I used to watch that
>>225560950"On the Revolutions of the Celestial Spheres" by Nicolaus Copernicus
>>225560888most ugly people are just in bad physical shape
>>225560966where does that rank in the "man vs nature", "man vs god", "man vs self" hierarchy
it's crazy how peter jackson just ripped off army of darkness for the battle of helm's deep
>>225561013my bmi is normal. my face is just extremely asymmetric and my features are hideous
>"On the Revolutions of the Celestial Spheres" by Nicolaus Copernicus
babish released a video like a year ago saying he was going to go back to making his original types of videos where he recreates food from movies/tv. but he almost never does that anymore.
>>225561032the only real problem with being ugly is that it's harder to make a good first impression
>>225561076
ALL OF THE MCDONALD'S IN MY AREA HAVE BEEN OUT OF CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR THE PAST TWO FUCKIGN WEEKSWHAT THE FFFUUUUUCCCKKKK
>>225561100That’s a nice way of saying everyone instinctively hates you
>>225561100yeah it just kneecaps all your hopes of personal, financial, and social success no biggie
>>225560834i’ve never seen a movie suggest curing cancer is a good idea
ugly people do fine if they have good vibes. a creepy mentally ill person like me.. it is hopeless
Ive never been happy
>>225561164>kneecapsnah
>>225561124*hugs you* It will get better, anon-kun
>>225561124drumpf's economy.
>>225561124*rapes u*Things are about to get much worse bud
not a big fan of mcd nuggs, but could eat maybe 40 of them rn
>>225561164you ever think about wearing a mask? there's a guy at my work who does that. it can hide your double-chin or bad facial hair or acne or whatever you got. anything unnattractive on the lower third of your face gets completely nullified
>>225561124don't think that's true
where's the new
Someone reported me. What a fag
>>225561359up your butt and around the corner.you likely don't appreciate that turn of phrase because you are an eslet.
>>225561244>>225561275which is it
>>225561385How can she report
>>225561484>>225561484>>225561484new
>>225560950'za
