>>225549499
>how the hell would [the government] know [contents of videos held on my mobile device]

yes how indeed

>>225549524
if you know where you are then yes you can use the sun

come one come all, inviting all the dogshit zingers for this grand opening of a brand new thread!

>>225549516
BANGIN film
filters the midwits so HARD

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Bongs explain yourselves

>>225549534
did it not say the price on the menu before you bought it

dogshit zinger idea:
I don't post anything of substance and just reference an earlier post without replying to it using the "idea:" format

the dogshit zinger idea “nigga”

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bit later than usual but yes the sausages are in fact ON

>without fail

Starts that are only visible at night.

Don't play with me boy!

the swedish "nigga"

>>225549546
>so mindbroken he doesn't even see what's wrong with the bill

>>225549524
>The Great Pyramid of Giza is aligned to true north with exceptional precision, deviating by only about 3 minutes (less than half a degree). This alignment was likely achieved by tracking the circumpolar stars Mizar and Kochab during their simultaneous transit across the horizon around 2500 BC.

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>>225549534
if you go to a fancy bougie restaurant then yeah you'll be raped on price. If you want a very decent fish and chips in a sit-down establishment then the Wetherspoons fish and chips is great, costs like 12 quid for the meal and a drink.

>>225549565
I think you can do it with a watch somehow but I dunno

>>225549577
?

>>225549534
>rip off tourist fish and chips in the centre of soho
>ree why is it expensive
state of you
what is actually depressing is that it's not THAT much more than your average youngs pub that could be anywhere in london

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corr
you love to see it

>>225549576
sneezed so hard reckon me bollock popped

>>225549582
100% agree
the chips are a bit shite but the batter is usually pretty good and even the fish is average quality
for the price and speed you simply cant beat it

tor or corr as I'm known to call it

>>225549603
>>225549598
>>225549582
>they still think it's about the price of the items and not the ""optional"" service charge fee being literally included in the total
The absolute state, did it get that bad?

>dumb tourist falls for tourist trap
a tale as old as time. Shouldn't be eating fish anywhere except near the coast anyway

a southerner wouldnt know a good fish and chip if it woke up and slapped them in the face

>>225549534
Why on earth would you go to a tourist trap corporation and disregard the gamot of real traditional Fish N Chip shops!? You could have had a chat with some guy who's been running it for 40 years with his little boy in there in the with back with a shy smile. Had a perfectly cooked and fresh Cod, golden to perfection. And had a comfy experience.
Instead you go to this big business and get served by indians, I can't confirm but I'm 70 percent sure Indians cook the food in this branch too. Why would you not ask advice before you come? You're here every day.
This is sad

It prohibits sinful actions, such as:
• adultery, or intercourse of a married person with someone
other than his spouse.
• desertion of one’s spouse when he has not committed adul
tery (Matt. 5:32; 19:6; 1 Cor. 7:12, 15).
• incest, sexual relations between persons too closely related
by blood (Lev. 18; 20).
• sodomy, sex between two persons of the same gender (Gen.
19:5; Lev. 20:13; Rom. 1:26-27).
• bestiality, sex with an animal (Lev. 18:23).
• fornication, sex between two single persons (Deut. 23:17;
Acts 15:20; 1 Cor. 6:9; Gal. 5:19)
• personal fornication, which apparently was Brakel’s euphe
mism for masturbation (Gen. 38:9; Col. 3:5; Gal. 5:19).
• polygamy, the marriage of three or more people (Matt. 19:5;
1 Cor. 7:2).
• concubinage, living together as husband and wife outside of
a lawful marriage (John 4:17-18; 1 Cor. 7:9).
• premarital intercourse between persons engaged but not mar
ried (Matt. 1:18)

>>225549635
why would the service charge not be included in the total

>>225549643
https://youtu.be/rwLEnDku_Uw

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cate

>>225549580
Why are you joining in with this?
>>225549565

>>225549635
service charge is optional lol
says on the menu and you can ask to take it off
yes most londoners already add 10% mentally when they are browsing the menu but it's the new "tip"

>>225549635
oh you didn't read the bill before paying like a mug LOL
hope you enjoyed your london experience!

German who just paid £50 for two portions of fish and chips:
>an optional 7 pound service charge which I can tell them I won't be paying? Well we most certainly don't do THAT in Germany!

>>225549597
Doubt it

>>225549582
Please please kill yourself, you trashy cunt

>>225549672
screaming
done that freak

>>225549660
>why would the service charge not be included in the total
Because it's optional
>says on the menu and you can ask to take it off
>you have to go through a humiliation ritual so you can tip the actual amount you want to tip
Oh no no no

>>225549668
why are you ignoring this
>>225549527

>>225549666
berge

>>225549680
i go to michelins each year and live in a million pound house and i rate spoons fish and chips (f0r what it is)
this is like saying there's no place for fast food
there obviously is
just because it's not gourmet doesn't mean it cant be good or worth it

>>225549691
Oh didn't see this >>225549597

Well how's that? I see and "if" there though

>>225549607
you should kill yourself, fanny shmelar

>>225549697
you don't recommend wetherspoons fish and chips to a tourist you utter clown
the chips are literally frozen fare you could pick up in iceland for 2 quid a kilo

what I like about spoons is the minimal human interaction. You can do it all on the app from your table. There's no having to flag down a waiter to get your bill at the end etc

>>225549716
desu i'm not sure you actually need to know where you are at all
you can use use shadows and the passage of time to approximate north (i.e. shadow points x direct, wait an hour and shadow points y direction and the mid point of the shadows will be approximately south)

>travel all the way to the UK just to go to London and have overpriced fish and chips
now I understand why JFs are convinced Britain has bad food

>>225549697
It's not about being a snob. You can go to a Chicken and chips shop and get some delicious grub (even though I'd never touch one). But what you posted is just a joke. Do you actually think they serve decent food? And that besides it being some big business, which is unnecessary

>>225549745
*approximately north even that's how the sun works

heatherfungus new special interest is ukraine war footage i see

shan't be going to the front lines me because I'm a designated key worker

Everyone asks what happened to all the amazing family run shops that sold great stuff and have a nice feel to them. But people will also choose some horrible corporation any chance they get, and somehow still not see it

>>225549739
probably better than what that guy got, bozo
i wouldn't recomend any fish and chips in london to a tourist u cretrin
>>225549751
yes for the cost and convenience it absolutely is decent food
their pizzas are quite good too

Why do Muslims in socialist towns try to ethnically cleanse innocent Germans

https://x.com/Alice_Weidel/status/2111079725053423740

>>225549757
nobody here dies in the ukraine except shabbos goys from your country shmelar. you should still kill yourself instead of vpn-spamming gore every single day

>>225549690
you've just admitted you were too credulous to catch it AND too meek to ask them to take it off even if you did. very embarrassing display

>>225549745
What was the need for the first sentence? Obviously not while I'm walking down Oxford street kek. The explanation sounds good though, I'll check it out. I heard something about this years ago

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we got a lotta good men out there

>>225549697
>i go to michelins each year
flagrant like given away by the disabled way you assembled that sentence

>>225549750
Fish N Chips is one of the best foods here though, probably out of 3 haha

>>225549783
>>>/int/deutsch

>>225549778
Ok go away

>>225549802
ironic you complaining about my style when yours is undecipherable babble
>>225549824
cope on povvo

always amuses me when someone makes a snarky post and in their haste typing it they misspell the operative word in their sentence

so now they're sat there worried over whether the intended recipient (or anyone) can actually infer the intended meaning of their smug comment through the spelling error

>>225549836
have literally never had this thought despite having multiple spelling errors in the past lol
i think if they cant work out the word they're low iq and i've "won" anyway

>>225549817
no it's bland as shit and there's nothing special about it at all

diego still steaming from last night

Its 9 on a Saturday morning so hmmm yes, I will post war gore to a British culture thread on 4chan
Yes, I am a normal and sane human being with much potential ahead of me

Here rests a man who could not rest
Until he won souls to Jesus;
An intercessor for his native land,
He now is on the other side,
In the fatherland of Abraham,
Where he ever follows the blessed Lamb.

>>225549821
They are gaslighted. I want a British explanation of this phenomena

>>225549739
This >>225549775

Even if you was satisfactory why in earth would you do that. When I was in Ukraine a local ruined my trip (was only there for a day) recommending this expensive tourist trap restaurant only because it looked amazing inside. What is going through the mind of a local when they do that. Only when I looked at the reviews afterwards I saw people laughing at it, saying it was the biggest tourist trap that ever existed

>>225549849
I work in a prison, they can't shut the prisons down even during wartime

stop posting gore like an edgy 10 year old

>>225549848
quite right mate. Why not extend this idea further and deliberately misspell all the words in all your posts?

Probably because you don't actually believe anything you just said and it's pure copium yeah I guess that's probably why yeah I guess so.

>>225549856
screaming how do they function
>>225549852
hs

>>225549832
Show your House

Lot's of funny posts today. your all cracking me up!

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>i go to michelins each year
no he doesn't

>>225549851
Sad that someone can be English, grow up here and never try proper Fish N Chips kek.
Your parents must be bland yuppies, shame in them

>>225549886
Quote some. Maybe mine is in the list :)

>>225549886
*you're

>>225549886
definitely not mine

what we thinking today then lads any plans to head out there into the crisp autumn air for some socialising, perhaps with the opposite sex?

or is it just another quiet one sat alone in the odorous infantile boudoir?

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>>225549933
cheap knockoff

give the footballers footballers wages

>>225549947
what happened to her anyway?

>>225549866
i dont dilibevrately misspel words you turd i just cba to polish up quick typing
>>225549873
why would id dox myself
>>225549895
lmao project on

>>225549947
big tits are the best

>>225549973
well said

>>225549946
mate's birthday later and i hope at the pub afterwards i get the courage to talk to random women

>>225549973
what about small flat breasts did you ever think about those huh?

>>225549946
bumped into the toilfu unexpectedly and couldn't think of anything to say so it's 10000000000 cans alone in the incel bedroom for me tonight

>>225549946
Woke up and got on Hinge immediately, as my addictions requires. Doesn't look like I've caught anything for today.
I'm probably going to ride up to see the brown Cows and stroll through the forest a bit, then just come home and watch a bit of Regular guy in YouTube. If I can chat someone up while I'm out I'll be happy

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it's Caturday!

>>225549933
getting fat ent she

>>225549966
you're clearly thick and poor

Was watching some old film and there was a dog in it called the N-bomb

does anyone know a convenient way to convert webp files into aryan files? sick of having to do it manually

>>225549993
like my willy

>>225549989
There aren't any fucking brown cows you're making it up reeeeeeeee

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>>225549992

>>225549998
project on lmao
>>225549989
been on hinge for 2 weeks had 3 likes first day 0 since, and despite sending out all my free likes had 0 matches since then
just absolutely cooked in london

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>>225549947
>knockoff
glass houses m8

>>225549966
Because everybody knows that the inside of your house looks like. Riiight kek

>>225550010
tell ai to write you a script that does it

>>225550010
Take a screenshot?

>>225550012
KEK that guy was funny yesterday. Couldn't believe what I was reading

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>>225550022

i get the ick big time when i open /int/ and my browser asks me if i want to translate from whatever biomass language is apparently dominating the board

>>225550010
i use irfanview batch conversion
if they're images from reddit there's a browser extension that lets you open the direct image file instead of the reddit shell that forces webp

>>225549987
ktilm

>>225549986
yeah I like them also

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recently I have been trying to get into twitter again as I can't shake the feeling that that is where actual discussions happen today online

but I'm still getting stuff like pic rel on my front page. Is it expected that I will get some amount of way, way out there unrelated shit like this in my timeline until I manually click "not interested" on all this crap?

If I keep doing this, keep telling it what I'm not interested in, will it eventually start showing me normal stuff that all the normies see and talk about?

>>225550029
mates know i'm a weird nerd
and sometimes post on 4chan

>>225549987
me the other day when the cute dentist assistant asked me if i'd any plans for the weekend and i completely blanked and spilled my spaghetti

ffs I hate having a social life and loads of friends, wish I could be like you lot and spend all day every day arguing on 4chan

Dame Ava Dalush

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Have got a terrible headache and a bunged up nose and a raft of other complaints. Worst thing is it's the first weekend in ages where I actually have plans to see my mates and I really don't want to cancel

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he approaches

>>225550019
aren't you almost 40, short, ugly, and a virgin
at that point, why would you even bother? why would you not just fucking give up? why continue to humiliate yourself over and over again when it's clearly not going to happen?

>>225550071
that was her way of getting you to ask her out and you fucked it

>>225550079
get a few paracetamols and ibuprofens down you and a line up you and you'll be reet

>>225550085
i'm nearer 30 than 40
the rest is kinda true tho altho chatgpt said my looks in my profile were top 30%

wonder what's going to happen in the football today

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>>225550019
Yep, London is horrific, it's because there are too many people here, makes people hasty. My bespoke crap talking caught me this in I'll see soon though. Probably not your cup of tea but I like her lips. I'm going to suck them

>>225550064
Fair enough, enjoy your Saturday ya rim job

>>225550095
Couldn't fit a line up these nostrils if my life depended on it, they'd just reject it and it'd all come dribbling back out. Suppose I'll get out of bed and start painkillertoil and breakfastslop

>>225550105
they're going to smash it right into the net aren't they? our lads, phworrr bosh right into the back of the net come on you reds!

>>225550111
>My bespoke crap talking caught me this in I'll see soon though
what an abortive abomination of a sentence

>>225550105
the kicking of a ball no doubt

>>225550076
blast from the past there, right that's tonight's wank sorted

Net negative migration predicted for 2026 bookmark this post

>>225550111
>it's because there are too many people here, makes people hasty.
i kinda can't believe my relatively witty and interesting comments with the likes on what 8x14 girls profiles hasn't led to a single one who is willing to talk to me more
i am genuinely coping that because im not paying it for that like none of the girls have actually seen what i wrote lol
>My bespoke crap talking caught me this in I'll see soon though.
how u get to this point tho that's my problem im not getting the matches to begin with
im not enthused by this photo but if others are good then maybe
>>225550119
u 2 arsebandit

>>225550130
Who cares, it's 4chan

>>225550111
Wouldn't kick her out of bed, best of luck lad

my balls smell like my bum

>>225550148
aqnd bothg SMELL LUSH

Halfords wanted £7 to install a new windscreen wiper but I've just done it myself in 2 hours. Idiots pay for that?

>>225550144
Thanks

>>225550142
Big hug

>>225550163
my mans call out rate is less than £3.50 an hour

>>225550163
Kek if it took you two hours I'd say £7 is very worth it

Why does Canada spend any money on their military? Not a single country on this planet would ever attack Canada because it’s literally a declaration of War on American soil pretty much.

going to get off my arse in 13 minutes

really seize the day

>>225550163
kek very good post

>>225550163
need to replace mine, back one squeaking and front leaving a streak occasionally
wiper skidmarks
not good

>>225550170
Actually I take this back. What kind of person tells others the price of their House without being asked? Horrible

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just woke up

>>225550187
Yes me also I think 10 is a good time to get wriggling

>>225550205
dont like this image

>>225550201
Mine are fine but they make quite a loud thunk noise when they reach the end of their arc. I don't think it's something that can be fixed it's just a loud aggressive manspreading wiper system.

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got the bloody frasier on

>>225550216
does it make you feel less than

11 hour shift is turning into a 12 hour shift before my very eyes
it's a good thing all I do at work is sit on my arse and post on /brit/ and I can tell they're desperately going to need me to keep doing that for another hour

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>>225550234

Finally, without my family by my side, I could not have come this far. I owe
an immeasurable debt of gratitude to my parents for their tireless efforts in rais
ing me, and for always trusting me. Their encouragement and support have
been the driving force behind my achievements, and I am forever grateful for all
that they have done for me. I also want to express my sincere appreciation and
love to my wife, Yimeng. Since we married in 2018, she has been a faithful
helper and companion throughout this journey of faith. During my doctoral
study, God blessed us with three wonderful children, Ian, Nathan, and Ezra,
who have become a constant source of joy and encouragement. They remind
me every day that I am only a good student after I serve my roles as a good hus
band and a good father. I am grateful for my wife’s amazing patience and love
towards me when I failed my roles at home. It is such a blessing to grow to
gether with her in grace and in the knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ, and to
walk alongside her towards the eternal celestial city. It is to her that this book is
dedicated. Above all, I give thanks and glory to God, the fountain of all good
ness, who has given me the strength, wisdom, and guidance to reach this mile
stone

>be me, tattoo artist
>bloke comes in yesterday wanting the word WOKE tattooed
why do people want to reclaim it so badly? Don't see /pol/sters trying to reclaim chud
is THIS Woke 2.0?
this guy was a middle aged white BTW

(8) i like to touch people (8)

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taking his time and i am very impatient

>>225550251
>Don't see /pol/sters trying to reclaim chud
son

>>225550242
is this the fake autistic black guy who offed himself when he FAFOd at Cambridge?

got an achey body

>>225550264
no lol he wasnt religious i dont think

>>225550262
probably sat there scratching his arse

>>225550265
me too started wroking out recently
shame im still a fat blobby mess

>>225550251
Probably trying to catch a shag off a black lady

>>225550293
Uh oh. You sure you want to do this?

just bought some bronze jewellery

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will do nothing today

getting my xev bellringer wanks in before most of her content is illegal

always fancied going to egypt but i reckon it would be a shithole full of tourist traps set up by the biomass to scam westerners

>>225549790
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY THE HECKIN TIPERINO
When did bongs turn into amerimutts and become infested with "tipping culture"?

back from walktoil, didn't get manslaughtered by a braindead motorist

>>225550383
you'd be correct

>>225550383
Everyone who goes there says it's a nightmare and probably one of the worst places to travel to because of the scams and people bothering you 24/7.

>>225550383
Looky good watch sir Rolex sir for you sir good Rolex best price

>>225550383
Grim hell hole. Skip it, go see mexican pyramids instead

>>225550397
There's always tomorrow lad

guarantee in a few years the government will produce its own 'realistic and ethical' porn and ban all other porn sources entirely
it will also be fully interracial

>>225550422
kek is that what happened to you?

>>225550452
Yeah? You guarantee that do you?

>>225550478
yeah feel free to stick a fiver on it mate

for me it’s

Ava Devine
Shyla Stylez
Ava Lauren
Daphne Rosen
Alanah Rae
Summer Sinn
Lisa Lipps
Dahlia Dark
Brandy taylor
Gianna Michaels
Havana Ginger
Indianna Jaymes
Sara Jay
Hitomi Tanaka
Candy Manson
Savana Gold
Harley Raines
Priya Rai
Angela White
Alia Janine
Christy Marks
Sofie Dee
Kylee Nash
Amy Anderssen
Penelope Black Diamond
Sienna West
Kiana Diorr
Lovette
Jaylene Rio
Sara Stone
Sierra Skye
Kerry Marie
Lindsey Dawn Mackenzie
Brandy Dean
Merilyn Sakova
Kerry Louise
Katie Kox
Kayla Kupcakes
Deja Voo
Holly Halston
Leanne Crowe
April Mckenzie
Angelica Sinn
Karina Heart
Samantha 38G

>>225550452
i'm afraid that 2nd line sends you past the acceptable schizo threshold

>>225550492
grim reflection on my character to see this and recognise most of the names and am able to recall specific instances of wanking to them

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Toiling today team

>forget it Jack, it's 4chan

>>225550492
dunno who any of these poeple are but assume they're pornstars cos u'#re an incel freak lsoer

>Give consistent news airtime to Bonnie Blue's 1000 man gangbang attempts
>Ban the roleplay step-incest porn
Make it make sense

>>225550492
know 10 of these

>>225550504
i think we both know if the government ever made its own porn it would be disproportionally interracial

>>225550522
sup diegy

>>225550492
Gianna is legendary but the rest is your average bogged plastic western cumdump

>>225550529
i don't get why the other one isn't more famous, she is more attractive

Just found out the Scottish knoife girl was completely vindicated and the creep that tried to molest her was arrested

Was there any second outrage in media or did they try to quietly sweep it under the rug?

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right well that's me stood here waiting for the kettle to boil

far too much incest porn out there anyway

>>225550539
wasusp my G-string

>>225550546
the pregnancy content showed that bonnie blue is a degenerate on a level that lily phillips just can't compete with

>>225550595
yeah true, she is absolutely vile

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what are some good headphones

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Her toots waft in the wind, finding their way to my nostrils.

I don't care if he was a gay rapist, he made some good tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8eoVa3s-vE

>>225550610
I got the ATH-50 and Technics 25-HD

depends what you want and how much money you are willing to spend, there's headphones for 600-1000 Euro

>>225550650
ATH-m50x*

>>225550620
ye but if he gay raped you you'd care

google.com is goblin porn legal in middle earth

>>225550620
>featuring Jimmy Page
Piff Daddy being the 2nd biggest pedo on that song.

>>225550668
pointless dogshit aussie post

do ladies like getting shagged in their respective fannoisie

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>>225550677
*taps the sign*

>>225550620
He did nothing, he is bad a rapping, he always inserted himself in videos and songs with the worst verses, his productions were always ghost written

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Imagine being stuck in an elevator with Emma Watson.

>>225550522
huge fan of pretending youve never heard of angela white

doing a pre-haircut wank otherwise i'll have a steel pole in my jeans when the fit girl does the hairwashing or scalp massage bit at the end

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>>225550700
where's ruby

>>225550683
not by me!

i'm on 500mg of testosterone and 400mg of tren a week

>>225550717
I'd advise a post haircut wank to avoid having wank smell

fried egg and soss for brekkie

>>225550715
I only know her cause I've seen her posted on 4chan

>>225550715
i havent lol
i dont rly wank to pornstars
i prefer amateur stuff or just softcore girls

>>225550738
always wondered how this magic lacy material works where you can see their skin but it somehow manages to conceal their twat

>>225550737
whens the phalloplasty hon? x

>>225550754
little fleshy insert sewn into the gusset one assumes

fridge smells like elton had a kebab then went to a sauna in soho and has been farting in it all night
not good

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it's game day

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>>225550700
>Sydney Sweden

>>225550610
I got sennheiser active noise reduction Bluetooth ones that are about 200 quid. I like them a lot.

think youtube recommends me differrent things depending on if i'm watching on my tv or my lappy
which i dont think i like

>>225550781
teher are no words for how much i want her

i am a trans jewish indian and i have never felt more welcome in a space than i do in /brit/

>>225550738
Mad how this 100x sexier than if she was doing this nude without her hands in front of her tits

Completely failed at getting out of bed at 10. Going to try again now and see how I get on.

(8) i havent seen anyone for days (8)

going for dinner with dad and his partner later which will delay steamingtoil until like 8pm when i'm home
not a fan

>>225550872
why the fuck is ur dad a bender
and why wouldnt u drink with them
WEIRDO

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>>225550814
It's almost like lingerie exists for a reason

>>225550872
sounds lovely
what will you be eating?

(8) it's my pussy i can do what i want
i'm a big girl (8)

>>225550781
she's made for bbc

really want a game on steam but don't want to buy it full price

(8) dinner with my gay dad
im having dinner with my gay nigga dad (8)

>>225550926
Spaki

IT MY PUSSY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT IM A BIG GIRL

>>225550930
go cdkeys recently rebranded to loaded

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I shouldn't even bother with this one, but it costs nothing to try. You never know.
Would make a HELL of a weekend and turn things around drastically.
Not sure how making people uncomfortable makes you enjoy your night more though. Weird thing to add

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Give it a sniff.

>>225550930
https://steamdb.info/sales/history/
i've also bought keys off greenmangaming at good discounts, but you don't get the same return policy with a 3rd party key

>>225550962
No way, why are the cheeks spread out like that? Nasty bum

>>225550955
mad to think we could be fighting over the same girls in london hinge
they never respond to my likes tho
how many matches do you get in response or how long does it take for you to get a response when u like a girl? like 1 day 1 week etc
also do u pay?

>>225550955
>>225550988
Normies GTFO

Rorke EV training speed and either type of attack on every mon

might perform a lube wank

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oh mr crane, another episode? how wonderfully indulgent.

>>225551013
bro i'm an incel and i've neer had any dates from hinge other apps or irl that's why im asking for advice

Right but I actually do need to kill myself this week
Ruined my entire life you see

British black women are so ugly compared to any other country

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>>225550492
Oh man, if you look at.. look, I'm not gonna.. trivialize that situation I just heard about it for the first time, but I always said that I thought, and I always tell James Deen this, I said in Pornstars Punishment, the whole trailer for the scene could be Shyla Stylez getting her tits and pussy slapped red. It'd be about a two and a half minute trailer, but it would've been really badass. She moved on today? Well, we lost one of the great ones. Great performer, great body, huh. Alright, see ya in the next one, Shyla.

>>225551039
you'll do nothing

>>225551015
Frankly I've given up on non lube wanks. It's messier but the gains are worth it.

>>225550988
Never even pay mate. We are definitely competing over the same women haha, would be fun if we banged some of the same.
It varies, most I'd say a couple of days. A minority immediately. Usually the more responsive they are the more likely they're serious about meeting up quickly. But I've had some respond after a month and be up for it. The competition is just very high and they get too many messages.

I get matches now because I've been doing this for a long time and have mastered dialogue style, what to say on my profile etc
As I said the competition is just so high now that I still get unmatched for no reason and also women that go quiet the day before meeting (cunts) so figure out if it's even worth while. If you aren't thick skinned it could drive you mad

>>225551052
You're right
:((((((

i had a dream where a girl at work called my friend and told him she loved him, he told her to settle for me instead and i ended up eating her out in the disabled toilet

just choked on my own saliva

rustlers donner kebab for breakfast

>>225550930
gg.deals ok it searches Loaded and all the other sites like Greenman Gaming

>>225551013
Kys I'm a weirdo like you. Having success is some normal things doesn't make you normal. This is the only thing I have in life. I bet you earn way more than I do in your normal adult daycare job. I just can't do it and I'm suffering.
Don't be jealous, a lot of these dates go absolutely nowhere and I don't get laid a lot of the time. I'm not having the time of my life like some kind of blonde haired, rich ideal man and and I'm not bragging

>>225551056
I never use lube. Tried it once and hated it. And I'm cut.

>>225551112
these new fangled domains always set off my scam alarm

>>225551138
that's ok I don't mind either way

cant get minecraft to work on my steamdeck

>>225551057
mate i've not banged anyone i've just started using hinge
what happened was i set up profile had 3 likes from girls and then in subsequent 10 days had 0 likes
since then every day i've liked girls and sent funny comments
yet not a single one of those likes has led to a match
tryina work out if i can recognise any girls in your photo i think maybe haha
my problem is tho i'm not even getting the matches to then talk to them
they dont seem to be receptive to my original liking
so my question is when u like a girl how often until it becomes a "match" not simply they reply to your message after a match, do you get me?
can u give tips on profile then i thought mine was good it has like eccentric vibes

>>225551117
>im just a weirdo like you I just have sex and dates but otherwise we're totally the same teehee
Get bent

>>225551153
install Prism Launcher in Steam Deck's desktop mode ok

>>225551148
was more of a general comment

Remember .tk URLs

Any Linux mint men in

Can't stop farting

Got the Red Dwarf s01e01 on and will continue through until I have got rid of this heinous cold.

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How the fuck is this nigga still alive? I knew a guy who was diagnosed with Parkinson's and he died a matter of months after diagnosis.

everyone hungover and still sleeping are they?

>>225551193
the guy who made the classroom flash games had a .tk domain, it’s the only time I’ve ever seen one used legitimately

>>225551267
you'll get bored by episode 3
dire series (series not programme)

>>225551112
>>225550965
>>225550949
fanks lads just got it half price :)