>>225555147good thread
Has anyone noticed how the names Volodomir and Vladimir are almost the same?Wouldn't surprise me if the war in Ukraine was all fake AI slop and is just a ploy to scam Europe out of billions
I can't stop going on the internet please help me
*ernie voice* hey /birt/
>>225555173bit like chicken kievs and chicken kyivs basically the same thing I reckon
>>225555173they be on some mario and wario type shi
they should rename kyiv to pyiv really so it sounds like pee
>>225555191bert raping ernie lol pmsl
Reckon Maya Jama could literally be on her knees BEGGING to suck my cock and I would just walk away because she is so astonishingly beautiful she almost doesn't seem real so I wouldn't even entertain the thought of being with her
>>225555236Dont know who that is sounds like a biomass name
going to quit /brit/ and 4chan maybe the internet altogether before november 6th. too risky
>>225555239i should text him
>>225555239corrrrrr
The traffic outside my newly purchased first home on a busy main road is just constant. There's rarely a quiet moment.
>>225555239Oh man, I want that. Didn't fancy Cod today? Or are you cutting costs like I am
STOP YOUR FOWL WHINING YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM
>>225555239Bulking up for autumn myself
ALRI LADS CANSLAD HEREWANTED TO SHARE IT ALL WITH YOUI'M NOT GOING TO KILL MYSELF x
>>225555291elton's dehydrated
>>225555280peace and quiet is reserved for the 1% lad. constantly hear engines and people me it drives me mad
they done my boy castro dirty here
>>225555236italian bloke who lost his pyjamas: wheres-a maya jama
>>225554609the gay map
>>225555299Completely ambivalent to hear it lad
swedish niggas always like hello i am cryin
>>225555299if i woke up in your body i would sprint into oncoming traffic immediately
>>225555324>Source: Historical Rankings / Global Public Perception
>>225555324>Hitler>Stalin>Mao>Saddam>Goebbels>Kim Jong-un>Milosevic>Mladic>Assad>Castro>Heydrich>RobespierreNone of these people did anything wrong though
>>225555324>all men*sigh* we have to do better lads
>>225555324no farage on the list?
>>225555358Lad, I'm too fat to sprint x>>225555345Right well, get the fucking cans anyway, lad
supping on a rather delicious cup of tea after my cheese on toast
>>225555324where's anita sarkesian AM I RIGHT LADS MY VIDEO GAMES
>Everton could realistically win the league
>>225555396don't mind a bit of the old toast under cheese myself but I've ceased the consumption of the bread as it were
I need a new sport. what's a good one?
sucked through a pack of datesgoing ot be farting tongiht
>>225555391joint first place with hitler (people couldnt tell the difference between them)
For me, it’s digga d
>>225555397A pig is going to burst in
oi quintonyou want a turn of this?
burnt my tongue a bit tasting my ragu :(
>>225555421Badminton. Wanna play?
Why do so many young black Brits act like American blacks?
I took a slag from hinge to play as a date and she absolutely loved it
>>225555439ok
>>225555324Where trump
>>225555455internet driven monoculture
>>225555275Poo reekin
>>225555468why do you have so many shit images saved show me the folder that contained this image
reds kick off in about 33 minutes
>muh purpose in lifeWho cares when theres video games, weed and sex
currently watching SAINT HAMUDI: THE MOVIE (VIDEO REUPLOAD) to see what the blackpill buzz is about
>>225555487lovely stuff
Any other NEET chads excited for the new GTA
>>225555460which play
I'm football crazy, I'm chocolate madgrab a power pod, play football with the lads
>>225555478
Right well that's 6400 quid saved up for my turkish hair transplant
>>225555468im the monke
Consoomed half a tin of cream of mushroom soup and two bourbons and now my hunger is sated for another few hours.
>>225555555who got it
on the verge of a panic attack thinking about how badly ive fucked my life up
>>225555539me hiding my incest porn in here to fool burnhams wankpolice
>>225555516scr he rly dgaf
>>225555489Replace weed with cans and sex with erm, the ai of undressing ladies you know and I am there
Just took a massive Zack Polanski in the toilet
>>225555527Badminton ya cunt. Follow the thread Mm
i need to die
Two pepperoni pizza baguettes in the oven for lunch.Was meant to be having a fencing guy come over for a quote at around 14:00 pm today but starting to think I've been stood up
love myself and want to live
>>225555612were you planning on crossing swords?
>>225555607Go and buy some Fish N Chips
just split the third beer all over myself
Why has no one hooked up VR to AI generation yet in a convincing way? Presumably, it's too much to generate in terms of data
>>225555612do you buy mens clothes then or what?
catberg hassling me for my spaghetti
Don't go to weatherspoons like a weirdo though
>>225555634pull their tail
>>225555612epee, foil, or saber?
got a french black lass on the go on duolicious
>>225555598never heard of it
Girlllllllls all around the world id never cheat on you I give you my woooord
>>225555612ALRI SPAINO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!Just in a good mood, lad
>>225555632I buy women's clothes usually, sometimes men's hoodies and t-shirts if I like the design though >>225555626>>225555650No I meant like putting up a fence in the garden
>>225555648why do you think my cat's nonbinary
>>225555565Not a good one today
might waste my whole entire life then die afraid
>>225555672I know I was doing a silly joke :3
would like to suck on prime jennifer love hewitt's tits while she slides a thick toy into my arse ngl
mental how much better america is than this dogshit paki island
>>225555685ktimpops
>>225555692bet you can't get a 'kizza delivered there
>>225555689Oh I see lol!I wanted to do fencing when I was younger. There was even a fencing club at my secondary school but it was invite only and I never got invited.
Anyway I'm going to see the brown cows now. I know you're not going to may bye, but good bye
>>225555675maybe theyre like my snakevet says theyre male but i think shes a girl
>>225555516he help you
>>225555691mum used to watch that ghost show she was inhad a strong effect on me as a wee lad
>>225555710>I never got invitedTo fucking anything since nobody fucking likes you and you'll die alone in your mum's knickersJust bantz, lad
>>225555710the kind of people that do it do seem like elitist twats anyway
>>225555712my trouser snake is a boy #lol
Currently playing cyberpunk 2077
>>225555711how now brown cow
>>225555711You've been threatening this for about 5 hours. Shit or get off the pot.
might kill myself as a gimmick
>>225555735True and I don't like the shitty bendy swords either. I'd rather sword fight with something more robust
>>225555746probably the worst gimmick any poster ever had
-have a bath-dry off-walk dog-dinner-go to pub Mad how I have to fit all of this in over the next few hours. It's going to be a challenge for sure.
>>225555757i think its a good idea
>>225555750what about twink wrestling where it's first to pull off the other twink's socks would you do that I'm too shy to
>I know you're not going to say bye, but good bye*sits at the computer continually refreshing to see if anyone said goodbye*
>>225555750Like your willy?
just the 3 wanks today
>>225555757It would objectively get a lot of (you)s so its a good gimmick
>>225555774um
>>225555763eat dinner in the bath, walk dog to the pub, combine tasks
>>225555774I don't think I would enjoy that
was a norm reference so you've embarrassed yourselves
>>225555790:3
Don’t trust psychward food, pretty sure they inject it with estrogen
>objectively
smoking datura
My gums on the reverse side of my upper teeth are inflamed and swollen for some reason
>>225555837That’s not a good idea mate
>>225555774sounds terrible haha um
>>225555838sti?
>>225555837
i have it on good authority that this is a shagger general so here’s my question. if a bitch cancels a date the night before, citing “a migraine and sore throat”, apologizing, and offering to reschedule to “late next week when she’ll feel better” is she leading me on or will this date actually happen
>>225555838yeah lad, you're supposed to floss and brush twice a day
>>225555838Sucking too many men? While dressed up as a boy thinking it's a girl, of course
swinging my cock round and round overhead until it lifts off like a helicopter
>>225555563ruddy nora
>>225555858I would get demolished haha
>>225555855i've done it before, i like it
>>225555838Post a pic
ate so much its not comfortable
Entire life, wasted
going for a 3 day hike in the jungle in my skinny jeans to meet a shaman who will inject me with toad venom
>>225555865the fact she gave you a specific time frame is goodif she didn't give a fuck it'd just be "another time"
>>225555916arsed it all up, so to speak
I love slags. I love fake tan tarts in short £8.99 skirts from Shein.
>>22555586550/50 actually sick / got a better offer
>>225555865yeah
>>225555897What hallucinations do you experience smoking that?
I met Rorke.She's Black.
>>225555933not heard this 3OH!3 song
>>225555865late next week is too vague she's just binning you off
>>225555909Buckets of soul in this image
black pussy CHANGED wirtz
all arsed up and nowhere to go
>>225555921see below>>225555957yeah that’s my suspicion
there are guys out there that actually have exactly 5.5 inch penises lmao that's like picking mario in mario kart
what do we even do about the woman question lads?half the men are simps and take their side
>>225555977she cute
fodeypops is playing
>>225555993dont really get what this post meansim not a nintoddler you see
>>225555946very mundane ones usually, like i'll think i'll be doing one thing and then the scene will completely change, and i just go with it. also, phantom cigarettes even though i normally don't smoke
>>225555865currently on the last weekend of 'the week after' after getting hit with "maybe next week or the week after" myself when she had originally given me a specific day
>>225556011hope he breaks his leg x
>>225555865
wonder when was the last time someone wanked to katy perry2012?
succumbing to a velo tropical mango 6mg pouch .....
>>225556041reckon justin trudeau rubbed one out to her
>>225556012nigga everyone on earth played mario kart on the wii or ds as kids at least once or twice you're still using /v/ terminology as a grown man
>>225556060i played it on the gamecube but i still dont get what it means lol didnt even realize different characters had better or worse skills i just thought it was all cosmetic
>>225556041someone probably nostalgiafaps to the California girls video clip fairly often
>>225555865if shes called for a re-schedualing i'm more prone to believe her although she probably hasnt got a sore throat, thats a lie
sipping on my english breakfast tea, watching paris burn. truly in my lane, flourishing.
>>225556053on account'a them being married and all
I have never made love to a woman lads
wonder how much eugenia cooney weighs
scheduling a melty over the fodenfag after my lunch
>>225556088Just be more confident bro
>>225555893Left and just have a plan in her head for if she has a baby and wants to murder it (call daddy) if she looks like that
>>225556077this story's about you isn't it will
Captain Morgan is not real rumIt is rum-based i.e. a small percentage rum and other things are added Old J bought out then used the original Captain Morgan recipe and is better ok so get it
>>225556076It's a convoluted way of saying they're a basic bitch. Default character choice. Stop being autistic now.
>>225556111No one fucking cares nigga stop shitting up the thread you delusional repulsive freak LOSER
Got a buzz cut with a goatie
>>225555740which ending?
wearing silky shorts and watching jennifer lopez music videos
1 smile1 shower1 haircutevery single day
>>225556089probably keeps fishing weights in her pockets so she doesn't float away
done my third lot of washing up of the dayi cannot be stopped
thats a shame would rather he was discharged to hell where he belongs
>>225556076
>>225555757imagine you see that the captcha failed in your last breathe but you die so you can't redo itthat would be fucked up
>>225556147Idk haven’t got to the end yet
>>225556174sounds like some heckin wholesome #adulting lad
love being a southern tarq and larping and using prole slang on here
>>225556115no I just know the human mind
>>225556085I never wank thinking about my girlfriend why would I when I can have sex with the real thing only wank to the unobtainable me
>>225556188my lasagne is in the oventhink it'll come out around half time
>>225556178an unkind post
>>225556192
is twitter a rorke website now? because all i see on there is rorke content. although maybe the algo has profiled me and determined i'm a rorke so it's engagement baiting me
I always choose Dry Bones in Mario Kart. Yoshi is also good
>>225556192wonder how long i could get away with pretending to be a northerner in england, all i'd have to do would be to go "ooh eck that were reet nice" after a chippy tea and such
>>225556229a rorke are you? rorke, is it?you a rorke? the rorke? that was it is? yeah?
>>225556229remember when people used to get suspended just for tweeting the letter 'N'
Loved that I can afford to do all my food shops at M&S, Waitrose and local butchers / greengrocers / farm shops. The quality of food is a billion times better than the shite served up by Aldi / Lidl / Tesco / Asda and all those other shitty supermarkets
>>225556229No there's still the bizarre horrid leftist shit and they will just drop it on you as a test
The m&s on the edge lane has to be the worst in the country
there's no good curry place near me
>>225556140very autistic way of saying it tbf
>>225556204i love how anything is legal in a good imagination wank desu
>>225556229it's rorke vs actual commies vs third world nationalists vs Russian/Chinese/Israeli/Iranian bots of all in a giant thunderdome
>>225556231Yeah sure and nothing to do with the YouTube videos about dry bones
>>225556229it's both rorke and leftypol, both sides are just massively schism'd by the algorithm and don't interact with each other too much outside of the spastics who love to argue about nothing
>>225556246in my experience the only thing better in waitrose compared to asda is fresh fruit and breadveggies and meat and deli counter is all equally as good
>>225556257come round my gaff i'll sort you out
>>225556257no worries, mate. more are on the way.
>>225556143cared enough to reply
>>225556261https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
>>225556266'
Wtf is a Rorke exactly??
>>225555743Noni haven't, I said I'm getting ready. I'm half way there now
>>225556298>C-cared enough to replyT. A nigga that never gets replies taking STFU as engagement NO ONE CARES FAILURE
>>225556241aye
the problem with butchers is the shopping experience sucks. In a supermarket I can just walk up and down the meat section for a while and see whats on special and what I feel like With a butcher you go in, you're at the counter already and stop what they're doing to ask you what you want. So you have to decide what you need in like 10 seconds
6 rasher sandwich incoming
>>225556341Not true you can take your time and look at what they have you just feel rushed for no reason
>>225556319the actual real historical guy?>His house was of an unusual layout, Rorke having an aversion to interior doors and to windows.[4] Five of the rooms were accessible only via external doors, the remaining six rooms forming two self-contained suites. Five of the rooms had no windows at all.
>>225556298*rakes you*
>>225556326getting replies right now though arent i
>>225556341this is why i always do research and prepare notes before i put myself in any situation where i might be put on the spot to interact with another person
fantasising about men again
>>225556341>just having a browse, will give you a shout in a sec
Is his lips really small or his lips really big
>>225556357Ok. Enjoy this last one for the road (you get no replies). Bye. 24 hours a day 365 and for this amount of replies Successful people slurp up that one for the road for sure
>>225556341>what's good today chief?
i'd be afraid to talk to a butcher. they cut up dead bodies for a living, can't be right in the head can they
>>225556305https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchild
>>225556369I think he's such a wimp he's incapable of something even slightly assertive like this
>>225556388ok
>>225556397i do actually need to poo so im going to go and pooforever pooing me, should move all my things into the toilet
rorke driving his motability motor down sydenham high street
>>225556388hi mousey you're going to jail soon because you are a pedophile
>>225556402now remember there's people who's entire job it is to shoot and slash the throats of hundreds of animals a day.
might go m&s and just buy more cookies to gorge on
the plaster on my finger is coming off
>>225556367>oi wonna get roiped>by minnnn
>>225556424>Going to jail soon For what? Proof?
>>225556407https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seething
>>225556341I get the fear just thinking about saying the wrong thing>Half a pound of back end prime please guvnor>you fackin wot?me running out crying
>>225556425heard about those guys, heard they have an alarmingly high rate of marital issues
might treat mysel to a kfc tonight just not sure if I can justify the price it’s the same cost as feeding mysel for 3-4 days
>>225556354that's rude though >>225556364if there's a counter with somebody waiting you basically have to because there's no way to read all the options and make a proper decision within the socially acceptable time frame to keep somebody waiting cafe's and certain bakeries do the same shit
>heh I get no replies and ignored? Here's my friend to call you a pedophile and threaten you
thats how it was
i hope the afterlife is just one big garrys mod server
OCD symptoms have reduced quite a lot recently
saw some mutants at hull fair
Lot of Wikipedia articles being shared, by nerds I presume!
>>225556468That isn't rude in the slightest, all you need to say if they ask you what you're after is "hello, I'd like a second to have a wee look" And they'll say "yes of course"
>>225556483You have not been allowed to and therefore your fake disorder excuse has calmed down as a self-excuse
>>225556481ai generating pics of children again are you rorke
>>225556481AI slop
>>225556508bastarding ableist
>>225556481big fan of the left most cap man just staring at a wall
>>225556510Ah so you are still here, smoking. Ruining the best flag on the board (you are cancer kid)
>>225556478
just picked luigi instead of mario in mario kart
Been up since 5 am. I have been laughing all day at you're funny posts
>>225556528Ah you're THE proverbial molested At least you aren't a pedophile like you look like. >>225556510
>>225556549thought for sure this was going to be scat or something equally as repulsive
>>225556542Not sure what I meant by this attempt at sleeping last night
>>225556549why didnt poo come out
>>225556549sex havers are so lucky. fuck my gay incel life
>>225556531mate you've gone mental
>>225556549Scran
sorry didnt mean to trigger you
>>225556567how can an incel life be gay if by definition there is no sex
>>225556531was more of a yoshi man myself. yes i turned out gay
>>225556565>go to sleep and wake up with my door unlocked with a key in the door and a bottle of vodka outside h-hot
sex buggers anonymous
>>225556565might get one of those apps meself
>>225556549
damn you janny can you at least wait a few minutes before deleting nsfw content so i can get a look?
did a massive poo there that was orange at the tipmost strange
das diddenblüdden
a wily!
>>225556615looks huge to me
>>225556615jesus christ i dunno how men with small cocks don't kill themselves
being a janny is a thankless job but hopefully they are paid well to do it
>>225556531Free luigi
>>225556481thats a nonce glory hole
Really need to buy a new mobile phone
>>225556481r nige in the flat cap behind the lad with the black coat
Fucking your sister? Based
wish I could wake up tomorrow with AI gone, vanished, no more slop text and images and videos, and people can find work again
sick to bastard death of these fucking scrounging adverts on the telly. could not give a single, solitary shite about kids in africa. even worse when it's some rich cunt celebrity bleating on about it as well.
recently been hearing it's cool for cats it's cool for cats
>>225556721both characters are victims of sexual abuse. sad to see
>>225556740The adverts on JewTV are ONLY this
SIX SLEEPS TIL... *guitar licks*...DEEGSYYYYY
>>225556721keyedsisterhavers have won the life lottery
fodie!!!!!!
>>225485506
Incest is based
its a good gyarl turn me on tila eearli moorn
>>225556792its not based in real life because its often abusive but its peng when its just a fantasy
OLD>>225549516>>225549516>>225549516
>>225556811Nah
i might link my ting from barkin'7 a.m. in the mornin'she's callin' I'm yawnin'she's jarrin' no stallin'
>>225556788>>225556817I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU
>>225556855>>225556855>>225556855>>225556855
>>225556859it was CLEARLY marked as the oldi don't know what your problem is
>>225555147Ass soda
