moshimoshi edition
goin to costcoyall nibbas want somethin
>>225561513Can i get 6 rotisserie chickens and 2 jugs of 5w30?
youtube really wants me to watch videos/streams of autistic asian women
>>225561513yea, meatloaf and mashed potatoes premade meal pleasethe best thing they make
>>225561337YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME??MY HUMAN RIGHTS ARE BEING VIOLATED OVER HERE
>>225561549I cummed in the pink slime at the mcnugget extruding factory
its over
See, I disagree. I think it did begin but it is now over
>>225561631it never even begun desu
>>225561484ん
>>225561513get me summa them sparkling watersshits delicious
Can I piggyback off what browncel just said
>>225561549now show me if the 10 pc is available appcuck
>>225561513One Costco rotisserie chicken, one Costco food court hot dog, and one Costco food court pepperoni pizza
I legitimately cant even use the taco bell app anymore because my phone is too old. Somehow they need high tech 900 dollar phones to order a fucking burrito
>>225561697I want a french gf
i'm a fat bastard and i don't even use fast food apps
How about Taco Bellend
Oh where oh where can my baby be?The Lord took her away from meShe's gone to heaven so I got to be goodSo I can see my baby when I leave this world
>me like rotisserie chicken
Dogberg and catberg just had a standoff by the door. Dogberg didn't want to fight, so she walked off
>>225561768vegetarian detected
>>225561676you dont know what true pain feels likeSomeday the world shall suffer just as I have
>>225561796And you expect him to fight off a burglar
>>225561484big nose
>>225561816now go order through the drive thru
I wish we had Costco in Finland.
>>225561820I don't expect them to fight off anyone. Neither one weighs more than 15 lbs
>>225561827gib sanna dommy mommy C&BT gf
>>225561847krill urself, shrimp
>>225561862>C&BTshe's probably into that desu she's a narcissistic freak
Last thing you see before you die
>>225561733I used to be against fast food apps but then I started being able to add a free McChicken to my meal every now and then and that's pretty great
>>225561880if you were that hard up for mcnuggets you'd exhaust all options instead of being a zigger app user
my french celestial gf spoke of this. thanks for the 4
>>225561883I'm into that too
AI labor + infinite Fusion EnergyWorld-wide NEET will be a reality
>>225561657>お前のその幻想をぶち殺す!
>>225561909I exhausted my options into ur mom
>>225561920what do they say again? "we're always 20 years from fusion energy" or something
AI labor means no more office jobs and everyone gets sent to the fields
>>225561920bodacious
>>225561943はい!
>>225561920xièxie
https://youtu.be/cQHQIhJbeFo
If the zoomers met their early hominid ancestors, would they call them munk?
sour cream cookies
Nigga
>>225562130lol
Tell a joke. A good one
>>225562130munk bussin wit da rock and stick combo
>>225562218Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?Because he was out-standing-in-his-field!
>>225562253Hehe
>>225562218Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?He worked it out with a pencil.
>>225561978this is a pro AI statement
Do you guys want to see some of the photos from my trip to thailand?
>>225562218My life is a joke
>>225562253lol
>>225562218https://youtu.be/Kd5quor6rbI
>>225562324Yeah. And don't hold back the ones with the ladyboys
>>225562324Not really honestly
>>225562253>>225562289I laughed at these.
>>225562324How about Thighland
>>225562356That is all of themI had food delivered and only left my hotel twice
>>225562324only the salacious and hella scandalous ones
>>225562218https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6yTq_gPAg
>>225562218a black, a jew and a catholic were sitting on a benchone found a strange bottled and opened it, a genie came out, he was in there so long he said he'd grant all 3 of them a wishthe jew says he wants all jews to go back to the holyland, poof and he was gonethe black says he wants all black to go back mother africa, poof and he was gonethe catholic says, I'll have diet coke
gonna post about it pulsing and twitching later but I can’t right now
>>225562218Hold on. I have to call the joke line
Israeli girls are hot ngl
>>225561530Youtube suggested i watch girls wrestling. I watched it. It was great. They're savage little monkeys. I had no idea.
>>225562483Hallo sars, thanks you for callings joke line. How mayai helping u todai?
>>225562397What's the difference between a catholics and a baptists? Catholics will say hi to each other in the liquor store
>>225562218What do you call a deer with no eyes?I have no idear.
>>225562584lol
I check /pw/ sometimes even though I don’t watch wrestling
some qts were in this tv show
ramen and edamame for lunch
For me it's the Century Coronado
my waifu
Showing up on time and making a genuine effort goes a long way. Be polite and respectful, ask your manager about other opportunities.
>>225562733looks zoey deschanel lite
>>225562665Perfect for a spring trip out to the lake house with your 22 year old mistress
There are guys out there who get laid effortlessly. Cunts
>>225562792
>>225563007Nice guys always lose
>>225563028KEK. btw this you know that her sister is married to rickety cricket
>>225563007I’m one of those guys. It’s all about confidence and being yourself really
>>225563077*did
The make a wish foundation
a freaking flying car
When's the last time you got pulled over by a cop and for what reasonI haven't since like 2016 and it was for doing 86 in a 55
>>225563260never
>>225563260Not moving over for an emergency vehicle in 2024
landis and gyr
>>225563260i don't drive. last time i had a cop called on me, like in 2006, was when i got in an argument with a fellow group-home-for-mentally-ill-young-adults housemate. i called him a retard a bunch of times, he called the police, saying he was going to sue me for libel. cop came in, asked me 'are you done', and that was all.
Would you fuck one of your homies if he had a pussy
>>225563397>like in 2006how old are you?
>>22556344740
>>225563260i got pulled over and he told me i had a tail light out a couple years agothat's it
>>225563466wizard?
>>225561513Monster energyOne of the coffee flavors
>>225563527naw, had a couple tries at bad (condomed) sex 20 years ago where i couldn't /cum/ each time, so it is worse in a way
Had to piss with a rock hard boner this morning
Alhamdilillah
Failed today’s connections
>>225563581uffff
are you a Gucci Goy or a Louis Chud?
I’m gay
>>225563585I wish I was there
>>225563756what would you do if you were there?
Just tap and then it’s going to ask you a question
bulbasaur, charmander, or squirtle
>>225563823I would've cheered him on>PISSU PISSU!>GO GO GO!
>>225563874Squirtle
>>225563874
>>225563874Squirtle general
>>225563900i thought you wanted him to piss on you
I like calling grown men demeaning nicknames as a microagression>Thanks, champ>bud>buddy>squirt
>>225563967baka hentai
>>225563996Good one sport
>>225563874make that bitch squirt
>>225562218What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?A pickpocket snatches watches.
>>225564088Thanks, buckaroo
>>225564137lol
Air France is a good airline
>>225564241then why did their plane crash in final destination?
>tfw I have to watch a random youtube stream in Armenian because the event isn't popular enought to be on normal streaming sites
fondling my dick and balls in a non-sexual way
meow
>>225564380
>>225563996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViI8FUU9lHM
I'm a thigh man
I don't know where that scent is coming from on my bodyMy feet? Idk
>>225563442>Would you fuck one of your homiesYes
lets sell florida back to spain
What are they angry about in France nowI'd ask /fr/ but I don't go to non-english generals
>>225564760hey! I live there
>>225564760that's a solid deal if we also get to deport all jews and boomers to it before the sale
lets sell america back to hell
>>225564338Turd measuring contest?
Come visit me
>>225564784Yes that's the point.>>225564791Deal.
Let's send Canadians back to proxima centauriExcept a select few quebecoise women who will be slathered in maple syrup and compelled fight nude for our entertainment
>>225564832Basically
>>225564850What do you have against me?
>>225562638I browse /sp/ even though I don't watch sports
I sometimes browse /v/ even though I don't play vidya
I browse /hm/ even though I’m not gay
>>225564943Me with /cm/
I sometimes browse /int/ even though I dan't care about international culture and only post in my own country's general
I'll never be happy again
>>225564866look outside and it should be self-evident. florida (and floridians) are a burden on not just america but the world as a whole. the people, the businesses, the infrastructure, the culture, all unsalvageable. better to send them off to be someone else's problem.
>>225564998I hate Florida too. I was just born here
The best thing to come out of Florida is Moist Cr1tikal
>>225565053What about Burger King and the beastie boys
>>225565106Shit you're right
>>225565106wtf i love florida now. tasty goylsop
>>225565106The Beastie Boys are from New York
This gen is full of truthfags who are obsessed with facts. Just shut the fuck up.
>>225565484Facts are... bad?
>>225565429fuck i meant the backstreet boys
true
>>225565497>Facts are... bad?
Considering travelling to europe just to fuck with pickpockets and gypsies
>>225565429How about the Busty Boys
>>225565187KICK THAT BERSERKER BITCH OUT THE TOURNAMENT
>Facts are... bad?
In a self defense situation and ben Shapiro was attacking my family I could easily defeat him in hand to hand combat
>>225565629He knows Jew Jitsu
>>225565629he might know krav maga
>>225565629you could easily distract him by throwing some coins on the groundthis would expose his rear end and leave him vulnerable to a penetration crit
10th Planet Jiu Jitsu has a move called Jiu Claw, and they always have to explain that it's not "Jew Claw"
I know krave muh-gock
I once took a guided tour in Edinburgh, and the tour guide told a joke about Edinburghers being greedy, how copper wire was invented when two of them saw a penny. I immediately recognized this as an antisemitic joke in a new coat
Right
>>225565719was the tour guide british?
>>225565719It’s not really talked about much now, but it was a longstanding stereotype that Scottish people were greedy, miserly, etc.
>>225565782based
about to drop a 'listen buddy' on this insufferable cunt
>>225565800Yeah, he was a local
peaceful protestors burning down france
The plot to bomb the panhandle
>>225565846an all time classic
>>225565864https://youtu.be/D6QUsx68DCA
getting near freezing temps at nightfinally
>>225561549In Canada, you can get drone-delivered McNuggets in prison
i get a dirty dr. pepper from mcdonalds on my way to work
>>225565969you cant svffer in CɅNɅDɅ
>>225561484I hadn't shit for like 5 or 6 days and I'm lactose intolerant so I drank a bunch of coffee and milk. It worked but now I'm on the porcelain throne fighting for my life. Bros...My phone is only at 1% pray for me
>>225566149should have just taken some milk of magnesia
you've entered my goon realm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9buluPWlkAA
>>225566149God be with you. The mysteries of the universe shall soon be delivered to your mortal shell.
>>225566149>>225566178Don’t Italians just take a couple shots of olive oil o algo
Brap
its just not possible to build a city on rock and roll
>>225566202I guess that would work too in a pinch. Not a good feeling but better than the alternative probably.
They're sending me to the Blacked mines
how do we feel about biscuits and gravy
>>225566335Scrantacular
>>225566335I’ve got other things on my mind
thoughts on mountain dew?
>>225566370Like boobs and butts?
Snacking on dates and kefir
>>225566391Gawdlike
Washington is so beautiful
>>225566301right because a city built on rock and roll would not be ADA compliant
Alone time is a gift
between a rock and a roll rn
Hi im drated
Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, and China are the only countries that deserve to survive
>>225566391mountain do what? Collect moisture? Uh, yeah...
How white is Canada? How bad is the jeetocalypse there? Are jeets better or worse than blacks or muslims?
>>225566486Agreed!
>>225566486Disagree!
>>225566486they all lack are vibrancy and will be defeated
blessed with chad cheekbones and still shoots up a school
I’m glad America is number 1
Just consumed Taco Bell :/
>>225566391bring it back
>>225566614That his mom? Would
>>225566614how i be vibin at the club
>>225566614Good looks can't fix mental illness
Have you ever seen King of Kong
>>225566768rong time ago
listening to music on a speaker at home after using headphones for like a decade and a half is so freeing
>>225562218A LIBERAL SISSY walks up to a coffee shop and says fUCK YOU I'm not tipping!! The barista says "NOOO THATS MY TRANSITION TIP MONEY", Elon musk BREAKS down the door and hands the liberal sissy a black coffee, they start fucking on the spot, immediately being boypregnated
Im baking nuggies that are supposed to be shaped like the broncos logo but they really look like deformed seals
>>225566507>How white is Canada? How bad is the jeetocalypse there? Pretty fucking bad. Anglo-Canada is basically fucked. British Columbia and Ontario already have White minorities, which leaves the Prairies and Atlantic Canada as the last parts of Anglo-Canada that are still Canadian. They’re less likely to move to Quebec due to French language issues, but even Quebec is also starting to get them, plus all the Nafris and Haitians etc>Are jeets better or worse than blacks or muslims?Probably worse than any other group
>>225566953Good one
craving reese's cups
Charlie Kirk is gone
>>225566989*Braaaaaaapppppp* ough ouch wow, tha *beeeeelllllchhhhhh* thank you I think I shit myself, haha must've been the coffee
>>225567087His wife will be devastated
>>225567087his soul lives on, in the circuitshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6-ZjQZkR4
plan for tonight>watch forrest gump>eat 'za>drink non-alcoholic beer
I miss weed
might cop
>>225567216I don'tI'm lucky I quit it before my sanity was lost forever
>>225567229i don't like cops
what if we opened the southern border but that in order to enter all men must submit to being physically castrated (not chemically)
>>225567307Do you think about mexican cock and balls often?
>>225567216I don't>t. finna bouta puff on a volcano bag
Do you eat jeetoes? I bet you all eat jeetoes.Your all disgusting
>>225567349what if we opened the southern border but that in order to enter all women submit to being physically enslaved and given to yt men to promote a high birth rate
You eat cheetos I eat toesWe are not the same
How about we only let women in and they have to be my girlfriend
>>225567229Arent there way cheaper ones? It has the same energy output as a 20 dollar space heater
>>225567427Meh, didn't even register as slightly funny.
>>225567307Yeah let's flood the country with goblinas and latino trannies
>>225567391I finished off a bag earlier today
>>225567457I don't get it
for me,
>>225567432How about temporary foreign sex slaves where they come here, get knocked up, and then have to fuck off back to their thirdie shithole once their term is up
May try to finagle momberg into getting sushi tonight
woof woof woofbark bark!!!
>>225567482Awful, real men eat boiled eggs, 6 to 12 of them a day
my kingdom
>>225567513I'll get you a roll if you call me daddy
>>225567526Real niggas eat virgin boy eggs
>>225567495Wasn't funny, but I can recognize the attempt to fit in and make people laugh. Just... Didn't land.
>>225567513finesse the plug
>>225567513those words aren't in the quran
>>225567550It wasnt a joke. I have sucked more toes than youve had hot meals, boy
too many white males in here
>>2255675890 x 0 = 0I got a few foot jobs in my day but that doesn't make your cheetoes vs toes joke land
>>225567623frfr :\where are the ebony cocoa butter nubian goddesses?
China are the good guys
>>225567526For me, it’s poached eggs
>>225567540It's like the backrooms
God is real, God is actually real, I'm not kidding this time, I think God is actually for real, I wouldn't joke about this, God is real, etc.
if you eat any of that orange fake cheese garbage you're essentially a sentient mold spore with fake thoughts and you'll never be a real human
you know how on phones it tells you when someone it typing a message, they should have that feature here
I prefer original cheetos
>>225567726They should bring back the unique poster count first
>>225567726There was an imageboard where you could see the posts being typed in real time
>>225566972>Probably worse than any other groupReally? That bad? But yeah the amount of jeets they let in is crazy
nuking my guts
>>225567745no, my threads would suck then
I like my gravy kind of thick. If you put it on a plate it should hold its shape, you know? Kind of wiggly and it has to have sort of a "pudding skin." Should be able to eat it with a fork. Know what I mean, Vern?
>>225567838I tried some of these, not a fan
lunch this week is all PBJ sandwiches
>>225567847Who's Vern?
This guy's nickname in the UFC is "The Best Fisherman in MMA"
nobody is named Oscar anymore
(You)
>>225561513Costco is considered a luxury store in Mexico
>>225567207no war crimes or rakia? Serbia has fallen
>>225567973how surprising
>>22556805620 years later
>>225568056I wonder how this meme would go over in the group chat with my female friends
china raping the wigger muslims one second, scolding jews the nextwhats next? robots that can walk?
>>225568177
We are Jane Doe
>>225568170wigger nationalists and zio fascists cant stop taking R's (chinese L's)
>>225568130can you be my gf?
>>225568214Ya..
must be nice to have 7 people want to fuck you on the spot
>>225566614good facial structure all around. he would be getting letters with lipstick marks from hybristophilic foids right now had he not been kwabbed
>>225568239come to brazil
>>225568266will you suck my dick?
>>225568214I have a peonis
>>225568272LOL
>>225568283if you in a group chat with women you a woman to me
>>225568309Oh okay so you to marry me and suck my womanly prnis then, is tjay rihjt?
I made some seitan and it tastes devilishly good
>>225568177Eggs are the equivalent of chicken menstruation. They’re not fertilized
>>225568272why is the webm hidden between two black bars
>>225568326Satan?!
>>225568331Why is your mom's face hidden behind two black cocks
>>225568326>seitandisgusting
they don't make pornstars like lexi belle anymore
>>225568372Just looked her up and her feet are nice
>>225568326looks like matzo balls
>>225568362>>225568403
>>225568434>>225568434New
>Seitan is a popular plant-based meat alternative made from vital wheat gluten
>>225568421Does your mom have nice feet
>>225562733Genderswapped Radar?
>>225563260I have never been pulled over
