LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
what's the most bumfuck, out of order, RASCLART infested town you know in these fair isles?
arsed up my life
might hop on the grindr and give someone my 8 inchesmasc only
>>225562805something so off putting about her
would eat her arse before shower
OI BHENCHOD! *rorke turns around*
Suicidal ladsWhat's stopping you collecting all the cash you can and having a massive drug fueled blowout in some thirdie country like thailand or colombia?With a few credit cards you could get a few grand together
>>225562870fuck off christmong incel yank cretin youre so boring
>>225562883well i don't want to do that i want to die
>>225562839been there done that. it gets much worse don't worry before it gets exponentially betttttteerrrrrrr >>225562863Have you ever eaten unwashed arse? Its so fucking tangy. Would go great with a vindaloo and a side of poopadomms
>>225562902yes
>>225562883wow forever soonno reason to die sister!
>>225562883I am going to save Europe.
>>225562883Cocaine is utter shit for that. I would personally suggest something like a psychedelic journey with ayahausca shamans in the amazon. that might do something actually interesting for you
shaking my black arse
>>225562883I'm a shut in neek None of that even interests me
>>225562937thats a scam to make retards ill in a jungle for a few days
>>225562937yeah but they'd revive you
LeBron James thinks he can beat up UFC fighters "because I'm 6"7" what a Jester
The man has obviously never been hit
>>225562958lebitch
sick of being pitied
>>225562955being under the effects of oral DMT isn't necessarily being 'ill'
Mad how we win in the end
All hallows eve ?
>>225562988Aye but listening to is! *turns around and walks away*
>>225562898you're brown
>>225562991win what
>>225562822Costco is full of awful people
>>225562901But there must be things you do throughout the day to pass the time which you at least enjoy in some way, so its not like your capacity for enjoyment is entirely goneAnd suicide is a hedonistic choiceAnd drugs and slags will at least take your mind off it for a while (again, assuming you wank & have some sex drive)And you can just die afterwards if you wantSeems a waste to not even try
Played WoW once and I died and couldn't figure out how to stop being a ghost so I quit
never eaten arse
>>225563000Uh oh mucked it up
>>225563004Shouldn't have died the same time as stephen Lawrence should he
>>225563027what's wrong, don't like the taste of shit?
>>225563012Run to where you died init, like irl
the gang
>>225563008nta but I lie in bed at night thinking about life and how I should kms Then I wake up the next morning and placate myself with video games or whatever Going to another country to party feels empty cause at the end of it I'd return to being a miserable incel
>>225563012
>>225563034it doesn't smell like shit
>>225563006what do you mean awful?and it's a supermarket, you buy stuff and gtfo, no need to talk with anyone.
>>225563005The fight
>>225562870Dumbest comparison image ever. Religious/catholic societies still exist, countless places like Lithuania. The art you don't like equally comes from them. The best art should be Filipino and Columbian by your logic
got bowed legs to be honest lads
screamingnot seen this before but I kind of like it
>>225563027Think the next time i get naked with a girl ill put my tounge in her arse
GTA vice kitty
>>225563004did they really do what was said in the text above
>>225563053I'm talking about people who are sincerely 'this time i'm really gonna do it' suicidal, like the options are die now or die after drowning in fanny coke and booze for two weeks
TRUUUUUUUUUU!
>>225562976Yeaaa heh yeaaa!
>>225563008not anymore it doesn't any action really fills me with a sense of unshakeable impending doom, but who knows some other lad might enjoy it. i would be on psychedelics if i knew how to get my hands on any
Thinking about the white lad who went to china and shagged so much it became a national incident and he had to flee the country
>>225563006I wouldn't say full. In that shit there's only three up there. Don't be a drama queen
>>225563060Its not a supermarket its a warehouse full of the grimmest people. I feel like cattle when im there
>>225563109bunnies are good in theory but they are kind of cunts IRL, still love em though very cute little fellas
>>225563129It would be like that for me if I went to India but it wouldn't even break one person
is the guy who takes photographs of animals in?
>>225563115If you live in a city you should be able to find a weed guy pretty easily, some chance he'll have shrooms, lower chance lsd('lsd'), but you could ask if he knows anyone elseWhere do you live
>>225563134grow up mate
none of you are real
>>225563160...yh
Art reflects the soul, atheists have darkened souls and their art is shite
>French police used UK-funded 4x4 vehicles to charge student protestersright then that's the uk complicit in oppressing the brave black zoomer
>>225563182Post your art then, let's see what your soul came up with
>>225563109never looked at these animals the same after i saw that video of the mother rabbit purposely biting the little bunnies spine and making it paralysed as it flopped around on the floor, all animals no matter how fluffy have the capacity for unparalleled cruelty.
>>225563160only of cats and a hedgehog yesterday
>>225563163Im a big boy >:(
>>225563162LSD used to be easy to get, don't think it is easy to get any more now
i hope the person who posted this enjoyed it
he really wants right well to be a gimmick
Ave, María, grátia plena, Dóminus tecum.Benedícta tu in mulíeribus, et benedíctus fructus ventris tui, Iesus.Sancta María, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatóribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostræ.Amen.
Just realised jfs can just show up on /brit/ and see what we're up to Need our own safe space without them
>>225563182completely correct, don't let these heathens deter you from the truth
right will thats a gimmick isnt it
>>225563198Is it still cruelty if you dont understand it?
>>225563129i wonder what happened to the women he fucked.
wow forever is the fabled millennial retirement home
any sleepy man in?
right well it's already the goty 2026
>>225563054hate this bitchhate that fat faggot danuser
>>225563129Anti chinese propaganda
>>225563232Still mentally a teenager arent you
Few in here tonight xxxPeople try to control me xxx
>>225563235Right well that's blatantly true then isn't it
>>225563174this is not the photograph I meant
won't post my wow forever character names here because they'll get stolen
>>225563258imagine fucking a cute twink in that tub
>>225563234...yh
>>225563230Apparently he could have up to 12 kids, a lot got pregnant and he pressured them to abort & cut contact Some were very upset by the whole ordeal, some didnt particularly careIn terms of consequences for the women, there's a huge surplus of men in that age bracket so there will be none
>>225563232Im a Millennial and never played wow or mine craft
zoomers get shipped off to verdansk on retirement
>>225563229as an elevated being above the rabbits i dictate whats cruel and whats not
>>225563279Fat American
never played wow I was too busy having sex
>>225563304i had sex with a girl i met on wowwithout wow i'd still be a virgin
me and the hound holding hands this eveningheard and smelled her doing a fart earlier
>>225563290"Apparently" must be true then
>>225563304now you're agp posting in /brit/bit grim
Never played wow Never had sex
god I miss this girl. Might message her in the week
>>225563004Kiss Donald wasnt a christian though
never saw the appeal of wow, just seems like another game where you need to grind for hours before you can actually do something 'fun'.i'd rather play a game where i have fun from the first minute.
>>225563162rural westcoast of scotland cannot be bothered trapesing my self up to glasgow to buy drugs of wogs
there definitely is a couple of actual teenagers on here oooo i love my gf ooo im doing drugs ooo pizza oooo porn oooo football
>>225563318Not like those frigid bitches on star wars galaxies
>>225563291same
Wank
mad that charlie's been on the throne for 4 years and he's already seen 4 PMsthat's not good is it
>>225563297Cruelty requires some intent to cause suffering imo, you cant be cruel through ignorance
Might watch Energy Kyouka later on.
Hot older woman cancelled on me.Shall be fapping to hotter even older women on the internet instead.
>>225563196
I just say whats on my heart x
>Highschool slut is short on cash. And hey, what better way to earn some extra dough than sucking off your classmates and fucking old perverts at an underground sex meet.japan
>>225563412keep it on substack next time
>>225563415x
>>225563390Depends how you look at itOther countries just have extremely unpopular leaders that see out their full terms
fucking poo steaming
>>225563394Just beat up a kid and put him a cage. I didn't know other people could feel pain or suffering, so I'm in the clear
mfw the reds win
>>225563423So is sex just a casual thing that we can do and feel nothing about except pleasure or is it something more?
>>225563109I'm the dark one in the top left. Not joining in with the fun, just confused and afraid.
>>225563468could take this one out to miller and carter then take her back home and knob herhow about thatthat'd be something
>>225563423Stupid plot because old men have way more money and you don't even have to suck them off but if you do you can blackmail them with social death by telling everyone they shagged a JK and that'll net you even more money
might make love to my gf tn and then cry inside during it because its not the girl i want to be with :(
you know what this thread needs? Some Christian prayer
>>225563423sounds quite good that actually
>>225563486x
https://youtu.be/5sDJRVIMYQ4thread theme
i am in bed
>>225563497It's cause she loves a shag though she does it for the love of the game the moneys a bonus.
>>225563501ok, tell him i said hi
>>225563486Mad that they made this without irony or self reflection
>>225563530is your bum out?
>>225563549x
>>225563458You arent a rabbit
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:where there is hatred, let me sow love;where there is injury, pardon;where there is doubt, faith;where there is despair, hope;where there is darkness, light;where there is sadness, joy. O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seekto be consoled as to console,to be understood as to understand,to be loved as to love.For it is in giving that we receive, it is in pardoning that we are pardoned, and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.Amen.
Right well thats chaos at Place de la République in Paris, France.
>>225563534can't argue with that I suppose
literally got a grand on that bald green nigga becoming vancouver mayor todayreckon I've got a bit of an addiction desu
anyone else
i love autumn i have autumnism
>>225563474Can be both, ideally it's more but it's difficult to find someone with whom it is so
right well thats you sounding like a paki woman
Searching for posts with the filename ‘The Wife.jpg’ and in ‘ie’. 350 results found.
>>225563575pretty much i've noticed the last times ive tried to talk about something with "mates" they are quickly disinterested or just straight up blank me
right well that's the paki woman cadence schizo
>>225563573imagine being called Pete Fry
that was like 4 years ago btw
>>225563612*yawns loudly * yeah?
RIP you cow>>225563576i hope you've done at least 2 luftens today
>>225563575Literally meI take it in on the incel walks, groups of friends laughing together, hugging eachother when more arriveHave a couple of friends at least but they have wider and more vibrant social lives than I doToo late for me now
>>225563576oh here we go, another one
just put the fucking pete frys in the bag
summer was too much this year, really hope that la nina or el nino or whatever the fuck it is brings us rain next year because i wanted to fucking hang myself in july
>>225562805I have searched far and wide to find who this woman is and I still couldn't find an answer
https://x.com/Mabuza43/status/2111455485710807056
Me? Had a lovely day out with my best mate and his sisters even though the weather was a bit tragic
ive arsed it all up
>>225563546she needs to lose some weight
*tries to tie rorke's shoelaces together but he's wearing these*
>>225563694Quite clearly just a random girl arjun
Suppose I'll put my contact lenses on A bespectacled man is viewed as a weakling, an easy target by his fellow men. Easily 3x more likely to be targeted in a random crime. Women? Forget about them. May as well be invisible.
>>225563684summer is coming here in 2 months, i'm scared.
Let's discuss black willies then
the fabled cockaccino
hate this freezing israel-supporter weatherbring back the 25c+ days and 20c nightssick of seeing these yt boomers wearing their sweaters and walking their dirty fucking dogs
frogposters are all indian btwapu is short for apustaja, a mystical esoteric tradition found in hinduism
Have a longing for another time and place that I've never existed in or experienced.
he needs bashing with hammers
>>225563725loudly oink at her
>>225563027Me either, the ol ball and chain is a prude about bumholes. Gutting
>>225563691biggest countries get the most migrants, what's the mystery.
>>225563735my glasses are excellent
>>225563759just read the cossacks by tolstoy and get a clue mate
>>225563691But how many left post brexit
Saw an indian lad on instagram who was a singer songwriter with a guitar, initially thought 'oh here we go', thick accent and everything Was actually extremely talented, good singer and lyricistGenuinely cant remember the last time i had any respect for something i saw an indian do online
>>225563785is that book good son
right well is it?
right well
>>225563800ranjesh
our athersour nas
oh my days
>>225563188>UK fighting a proxy war against arrogant studentsBased beyond beliefWhenever we hire at my company and I see any higher education on some mong's CV I dash it straight in the bin
My current read? Crime and Punishment. The real crime is that this book was made! The real punishment is that I've got to read it! Haha!
dumbshit next door slamming doors again
>>225563766she owns it. If she lost weight she'd genuinely be a solid 8 or 9, because she has the face for it. But she's aight
>>225563785Does this short story have any pertinence to what I'm feeling or is it just something you enjoy?
>>225563845hope you intentionally hire sub5 guys to help those brothers out
>>225563859can i have sex with her pls?
>>225563845do you work for the council or something
At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are mad at each other go to scrap. No cameras and no grassers.Have a disagreement, go have a scrap and work it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.Been in there twice myself and won both fights. If you get busted up you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the bruises when you come back to work.
>>225563785Every russian novel has some random philosophical durge put in the middle of the novel. See the idiot and war and peace. Always just skip them me
>>225563905the bender zone
did the 19th century russian novellist abuse philosophy and christian mysticism to justify rape and murder did he
About to get stuck into a right good book with a nice glass of red wine.
>>225563390failedstatecore
Just finished Ace Combat 8 Holy fucking kinoTears in my eyes lads
I was in a strip club once and the music stopped, everyone heard me open my velcro wallet
>>225563803>>225563870you don't get a clue for this one mate
Pile of used snus swept into the binSo begins another
>>225563733I aspire to be as whimsical as she is
Reading up on some Pastaboy loreFucking nutcase
>>225563752cope and seethe comflet
>>225563961So much easier to quit than you'd thinkwhen you're ready of course x
>>225563891mm no i'm getting jealous now mmm :((((
>>225563866
>>225563975https://www.scribd.com/document/230290202/Everything-the-Philmarilion
used to wonder if there was something wrong with me for not liking the mighty boosh and Noel Fielding. Remember as a teen a bunch of my friends being obsessed with it but just seemed like obnoxious absurdity>drinks baileys from a shoe XD >the moon has a funny face XD
six bomba rasclart poosy bomba bludclart egg
If you watch porn you're unwell
>>225563937the alasdair magnum opus
>>225563982"comfy" is wet behaviour brohonestly you chuds only like this weather because you can stay indoors with your dogs and gross food
any AI knowers want to tell me if my project is broken cos it stopped mid-way through as i was out of free messages?
>>225564057The quality of those screenshots has not held up
>>225563930What your stepdad calls your bedroom when he's with his mates down the pub
What If Gay Porn Wins
Woke but for shagging The incels get paired with the fittest birds and the chads have to shag munters since they already have everything going for them
>>225564074shagged a girl who looked exactly like this (one in the middle)
>>225563937this has already been done 100 years ago.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_the_King's_Menhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Can%27t_Happen_Here
>>225564074it's evil to scar your body
>>225564061It's a lot of wild swinging without many hits but if you could tune into it the mighty boosh was enjoyableDont think my cynical miserable bastard mind would have any time for it now thoughbeit
>>225564083>gross limp wristed arms clacked this post out
might lowkenuinely never have sex
>>225564061back in my day that form of humour was for "gribblies". There were regional variations to the name but they were kind of like halfway-in emos/goths but a touch of geekdom and inbetweener about them. Made flash macro animations on newgrounds and went to emfest, liked MCR, steve coogan and channel 4
>>225564142lowkirk?
>>225563027conserving hiring a brass to eat their arse desu
consider the fieldfare
>>225564074this image gives off the impression that it would smell like cheap perfume and farts
Rorke topping up his leccy key at the corner shop
On the 5th of September Ruby uploads a video talking about how she's excited to start a "new" project of learning Latin. Sorry, by her words refamiliarising herself with Latin since she was taking Latin classes while at Oxford. And she's going through the Familia Romana textbook, which is (according to Ruby) the "model of learning Latin" at Oxford -- so really, this should be a quick refamiliarisation process, right? Right? For perspective, I've seen school courses for kids as young as 12-13 which cover Familia Romana at a pace of about one chapter per week in the academic year. A woman with a master's degree who already learned Latin during her time at Oxford should surely be able to keep pace...So she starts with Chapter 1, naturally, and shows on video her finishing some exercises. Now, I'm not a Latin speaker/reader. I have not touched Latin in ages, and what I do know is very, very rudimentary. But still, I'm pretty damn sure she made a mistake in every single one of these answers.Anyway, fast forwards to the 21st of September and we'd expect Ruby to be at about Chapter 17. Of course, sometimes we miss days and I'm not going to bother checking when these videos were actually recorded, but it's decent to expect she'd maybe be just a little bit behind her one-chapter-a-day goal. But, as I pointed out in an old reply, she's right where she left off at the start of Chapter 2.Finally on the 15th of October, where her plan (at one-a-day pace) would have meant that she'd finished the book (which has 34 chapters) a few days ago, she shows herself learning Chapter 3.So in total Ruby has been refamiliarising herself at a pace of about 1 chapter every 2 weeks, which is about half the pace of a classroom of 13 year olds learning Latin for the first time in school (alongside other subjects). This is the serious scholarly rigour that's going to get her that funded Oxford PhD next year I'm sure.
>>225564118if you date flesheaters then youre evil
>>225564118omg i think im perfect
might go to uganda
every time I go fucking kfc they say “vat dip do u vant Saar” I say supercharger please and every single time without fault when I get my box there is no dip in there!
gonna get one of those fantasy dildos as a halloween surprise
>>225564087Not really, no. You can just resend the last message (just edit and send) and it'll work over it again
Rorke looking on Comparethemarket for pay as you go sims
>>225564150fr :(
Ruby should be Catholic
>>225564202its not going to start from the beginning is it?
>>225564216It shouldn't.What are you using?
Theyre calling The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me the greatest album of all time
business idea: catfish ruby granger with AI
>>225564216Is ChatGPT broken?
>>225564235claude
>>225564171these ruby haters are even sadder she is
>>225564236well they are wrong
>>225564255Says you
tried to get my sim to stop showeringshe told me to get a clue and started ignoring my commands
>>225564263it not fucking right
today I learned if you have a motorbike worth more than £25,000 you cannot get insurance through the normal insurers you have to go to some special company
fuck me you lot are boring
just got your mum on uber eatsate that pussy
>>225564171who wrote this garbage.
>>225564149Hit the nail on the head, although never really associated Steve Coogan with them. Definitely Jack Whitehall thoughI bet theys listened to the Cribs tooI knew one like that who discovered The Smiths and started writing poetry . Massive faggot
>>225564297closest thing youve got to mates
>>225564245the claude desktop application or the browser version? If the desktop application you could just say somethingl ike 'you stopped as you ran out of tokens, please continue' as a new prompt in the same chatNot entirely sure about the browser one
>>225564297we ain't your clowns 'mate'.
>>225564061nah it's not funnyit's too much
just seen an anime bird with a big willy on x
It's mad how all life uses waterWater basically built every building.
>>225564342me when i lie
>>225563937fracking and the licence fee? thats it?
how can you guys be my mates when I don’t even know you or what you look like or why your name is
Ok. MASSIVE COR momenthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia_majora
>>225564297ktim
>>225564292Will you be sharing the slides from your presentation at the boring cunts conference?
came across a troon that unironically looks like an average girl think in a decade they might legitimately start passing everywhere. scary to think about
>>225564361we share in-jokes and that :)
just ordered your mum on uber eatsand then fucked herlol
>>225564342water is an aggressively common compound it's not that mad
>>225563320No standards
>>225564363found your wikipedia articlehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginis_majora
>>225564363majora? I hardly know 'er!
>>225564361my name is john
guys i ran out of coke zero to mix my captain morgans with, what should i do
17k steps today
>>225564410drink it straight?
>>225564402ok "cheers" for doxxing me in front of the lads "mate"
suella braverman 25 years agowoof!
>>225564342
>>225564415Mogs me (sat on my arse all day)
>>225564410throw away that muck and run a 5K
>>225564425it hurts
>>225564363why is it so wet
>>225564434Put her back in, she's not done yet!
fancy something nice a sweet treat
>>225564434Bizarrely similar to Moni
>>225563356Trapesing? Kek are you a middle aged woman?
no seriously you lot are so fucking boring
>>225564470baklava for the boys?
now Suella is a BABE, she is an MP (MEGA PENIS-ATTRACTOR)
somene else make the new please, ladsI am struggling with not crawling into bed and motivating myself to get cans instead
>>225564482no but i am fat lad and its 40-50min walk to the train station so its the same thing
>>225564483i'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
I guarantee youd get more pussy if you stopped listening to pink floydI cant explain it, i just know
i said you lot are so fucking boring
They're blacking me, tonight
hi boring I’m joe
>>225564521grow up
>>225564514how do you make make *not making a thread* about youhonestly you might just be the most**most unlikable twat
>>225564470Why not eat a block of lard?
There were some little boys hanging around my estate getting up to mischief so I invited them in to play video games and have some snacks. I'm going to start being known as a real do gooder
hope the new is a free alysa edish
UM NEWNOW
>>225564537I've never met "boring"
>>225564580you're not the borough mate, stop trying
Got in an hour ago. Easter a whole day looking for some cows. This is a low point. Never ever again
make the most boring new ever
downsides of living in a flat>my toilet currently smells like someone else's poo
Next thread should be an Alysa edish
>>225564537
>>225564633why were you looking for some cows?
>>225564641do you let others come into your flat and shite in it?
>>225564580so took them away from the fresh air and gave them sugar and gaming instead? not on mate
>>225564655he got in a strange moo'd
>>225564641what did it taste like?
>>225564668only when your mum is over
rorkeypoppingtons
my nan keeps sending me this on whatsapp. driving me up the wall
I'll make the new if we get to 400 posts
>>225564701ok
>>225564701Page 4We'll never make it
>>225564725>>225564725>>225564725
>>225564701I'd rather you shit in my fuck
ARSE
>>225564655Didn't get any dates this weekend
>>225564670Well you don't even know what they were doing
