gnu/brit edition
>>225564725>obese incel paedo edishCanslad is aproving
Shite edish
Reading the easy version of NHK news cause the normal version is too hard.
who was the first ever person to get blacked
>>225564725that's it, i've given up, i'm going to have sex with my gf. wish me luck
*bores you*
geezers do what they want to mateblokes do what they canRIP
joe pasqualeyou don't hear much from him any more, do you
>Described by the artist as a work that would "acknowledge (the) pain and destruction colonialism has caused First Nations Peoples", Union Flag was a work in which a British Union Jack flag would be immersed in a bucket of blood donated from First Nations people from countries colonised by Britain and displayed as part of the festival.leftypoo NEEDS you to be shocked
british avgn be like >>225564739
>>225564751rorkes da
wlh
>>225564749is that the version your mum uses?
>>225564725good edish
>>225564725Alysa let herself go
>>225564782br
>>225564793wlhoh x
>>225564807Can you hack into the mainframe
>>225564807hi sam
>>225564803Don't reckon my mother uses any version of it cause she doesn't know any Japanese.
>>225564824right well horses arent racist theyre beautiful friendly creatures to all humans
>>225564800this person has no idea what hicklib means
>>225564807pussyhole
>>225564853Don't respond to pony posts. Consider this a warning.
Might start hanging around in parks
>>225564878i reply to what i want when i want pal
>>225564855Yes I do
>>225564843i really would like to violently fuck her mouth and leave her drenched in spit and cum
>>225564843I miss Sophia
>>225564886are you a swing
>>225564751In history?
/brit/ remind me of Cheers sitcom
you are now aware of your own breathingyou are now aware of your tongue positionyou just lost "the game"
catberg sleeping at the foot of my bed
>>225564930no /brit/ is frasier
i can feel a poo coming and it's not solid
>>225564749The old NHK Documentaries were beautiful
>>225564938how many hours does he sleep on an average day you reckon
>>225564931my mouth is closed, tongue pressed against the roof of my mouth, breathing slowly and calmly through my nose
>>22556496326
BLACKPOOLfromLIVERPOOL
>>225564908not ideal>>225564924sure, why not
>>225564958quite like japanology hosted by the half brit half burmese bloke
dunno what to eatnot even hungry really
>>225564963some days he'll sleep for 24 hours in the exact same spotsome days he'll stay outside all day and overnight but less so now that it's colderusually when he stays out long then he'll sleep for longer when he comes back in
>>225564980blackpool mentioned
>>225564941Frasier in Cheers so Cheers is better
it’s over for the little guy…
the opium wars were evil and britain should be truly ashamed
>>225564980used to go to blackpool on holidayand skeggythem were the days
what the fuck is this shit
leftypol complaining when he sees someone having a piss in the toilets in the pub and not washing their hands but going to a bent sauna after and having a dozen men piss on him while hes in a gimp mask
>>225565018america wins again
>>225565018yh?
Rorke on his holibobshttps://i.4cdn.org/trv/1791786268184619.webm
>>225564848Everyone is leading Japanese now, especially young girl. Do you know any?You could come up behind your mum, tilt your head in that way and whisper the most naughty stuff, in a really sensual way, lips almost touching her ear, and then just kiss her on the cheek. She wouldn't understand a word of it kek. How hot would that be. She'd be like erm w-what was that?
>>225565030wouldn't know because my youtube algo isn't in the doldrums
>>225565052Fucking bizarre post
>>225564985I don't like the robotic way he speaks though
3pe6gYrhIrk0:17
Women shouldn't be allowed to leave the country unless accompanied by a man
I think its best we all listen to Gandalf.
>>225564984HOW WOULD WE EVER KNOW!?
>>225565076what if she's a lezzer
>>225564800we don't have "hicks" in this country you yankified freak
>>225565076you want to be the cuck in their travel to jamaica?
can see my legs are getting bigger from the 'ym
>>225565076counter point: yes they should
>>225565052scr
>>225565063Sorry, I know, lots of typos. Meant to say learning* if you never guessed
>>225565076What if she’s off to her BBC bulls flat? Will you walk her there?
>>225564800>millwallktim
Imagine saying sorry
>>225565052I want a mum that I can shag but not my mum that would be weird.
>>225564997we're, like, two years away from having AI decide what we're going to eat
>>225565050lol
>>225565100Kek
Restore is the NSDAP
love /brit/ but some of you are actually fucked in the head and not in a funny way you really don't need to talk about your interracial cuck fetish every thread
>>225564749New Ho King?
>>225565138Well the other mum would be your mum, so your weird reservations don't make any sense. Stop playing with me
>>225564938What has for legs one head and one foot
these buzzballz got me yerked
bed looms
Don't know why people want to stop the riots in france don't they know that they only way to ultimately rid themselves of them is let the situation deteriorate to the point that it's the only option left.
it do be like that
Plans are cancelled because of woke
>>225565176Not my current mum I want a new mum that will let me lay on her lap and suck her cock as she pets my head and calls me a good boy.
just seen the darkest brimstone coal post of all time
drinking coke from maccies which is nicer than most cokes
bought a big "ice dragon" dildo as a halloween prank
and here i am, in my incel cave, kissless
>>225565225Are u in zante
>>225565225Explain properly. I hate this dumb attention seeking trend
>>225565250true
not a whole lot of gems these days
get the crossbone manga turned into an anime already why dont ya
>>225565250if we ever found out how to have mcdonalds coke in abundance the freemasons would be finished
>>225565270corr imagine feeding this berg some dreamies then when you go in to stroke the belly it latches onto you and starts biting and kicking
>>225565052you are severely mentally unwell
>>225565236Are you that DUMB? It doesn't make a bit of sense. Do you know how annoying you are.You don't want to do it with your current mum because you'll feel weird with her being your mum. So you wish you had a mum that isn't her. But then you'd feel the same about that other mum because equally she'd be your mum. You're just not thinking about this logic because she's not your mum, but that naive. If she was you'd know no different and be saying the exact thing you are now. Retarded
>>225564749liked watching their news channel when we had Sky because I was a weeb back then
Me and the lads
gary mckinnonyou kids won't remember him, hacked into a load of us government systems and got away with it
>>225565269rorke hates tattoos but thinks this is normal
humanity peaked in the neolithic era
>>225565341I get on in society. You don't know me, you wanker
>>225565269this is how they are disclosing the existence of aliens to us
thirsty
The realisation is that I'm chubby now because of alcohol and I won't lose my chubbiness because I'm lazy and pushing 30. My double chin can't even get hidden by a beard because I can't grow facial hair. I have a wife thankfully so I don't need to have to try anymore
learning how ideal human relationships are modelled in my 30s ok
>justh ad a cheeky tin of sardines in olive oil>took me 2 minutes to eat>21 grams of proteinyep looks like that'll be a permanent fixture henceforth I SHALL be muscly xx
>>225565350The cock wants what the cock wants and it doesn't want to shag my mother but a new mum thats my mother. When im reincarnate in a new world it will be as a elf son to a chubby elf mother with green hair and massive tits, arse and, cock and balls.
>>225565385here have some of this*pisses in your mouth*
>>225565392what the fuck is this.
I keep getting news articles from Ireland in my news feed, and from random African countries. I spend a lot of time listening to youtube videos that happen to be made by Irish men, and spend a lot of time talking with my beautiful African future wife on the phone. These videos, and my beautiful African wife, do not discuss Ireland or Africa whatsoever. So why am I getting these inexplicable news articles from Ireland and various African countries? Because all the devices are always listening. Even just hearing the same accent enough of the time adjusts the profile illegally (probably mostly legally) built all around you.
>>225565091screm
>>225565430mate you only need like 0.55 g protein per lb BW
>>225565430DID YOU KNOW: there's more to bulking that eating calorific fish
>>225565440What Russell T Davies genuinely believes will happen if Reform comes to power
>>225565430Based, a fellow tinned fish connoisseurhttps://youtube.com/@cannedfishfiles?si=Yt0U-7o6JUhETHr3
>>225565271don't know what is zante >>225565274I was about to meet a childhood friend but she can't make it
>>225565434Kys
melaneurofunginosis...... its terminal
let us decant the berg
>>225565270put him in water and he'll turn into that
reminder that Russell T Davies, 63, has a 27 year old bf
drinking water
honestly if you're bulking and doing it while consuming flesh then you're evil
We finna make the holocaust look like a joke
>>225565482later
nick lands a quare int heafter all that speed
Want to shag them all
>>225565469based ladhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sq5Ox5siHdY
if the Holocaust happened why is it illegal to say it didn’t? That’s the only thing which makes me skeptical because like if you say the Bosnian genocide didn’t happen no one cares
>>225565442Watch this one about Ireland, it'll really open your eye and make you feel goodhttps://youtu.be/xc7yxwSfr2g?si=BMOsqHdBmTf6cxQg
>>225565138
this lad eating deenz
>>225565471Ok, (The game continues) why's that?
>>225565507I keep seeing this term lean bulk, what is it
hate my shagger mate who thinks he's better than mealways making jokes at my expensebut whenever i make any joke aimed at him he has a melty and starts throwing straight insults
>>225565392ah yes the multiracial football rorke gang https://youtu.be/_tbRH7JGTmo?t=1972
>>225565564i dont understand what you are saying
>>225565558Does he shag his mum in this?
>>225565593shag his mum
>>225565593kill himwatch him make a joke at your expense then
>>225565593he is better than you
>>225565564because of woke cant you read
>>225565487could be Lupus
the current watched threads list
all this talk of shagging mums is soon to be illegal btw
lot of mum shagging in tonight's /brit/
I actually wasted my whole Saturday 50% of the crumbs I get off each week. For some Cows? Cows that I didn't even find. I'm so mad
>>225565644You must be a complete runt freak to use that site
my mum is pure and clean
>>225565644>cuckgod5your username haha
>>225565628i just make a clown of him whenever i can now. don't consider him a mate anymore>>225565632in what way? he's a massive cunt that belittles his long term mates whenever he feels like it
>>225565617Alright go away, I'm already in a bad mood
>>225565660mad you can't sign up
>>225565384you've already made this post earlier
the triality of /brit/
>>225565634He's an idiot
>>225565644grow up
>>225565667Why would I want to see naked women on the internet
COWFATCS: Facts About Cowscows sleep for around 4 hours a day
>>225565660Runt freak KEK
the rioters have burnt this building down in france. it was built in 1883, it has lasted 150 years, 2 world wars, but it did not survive modern day France
>>225565670is that so? *switches you off*
forgot waht i was going ot do now
met a puppy who liked chewing my finger and it was the cutest thing ever
>>225565696was they brown ones or nah
>>225565662have you seen the state of her arsehole but?
>>225565696remember when the London riots burnt down that big shop in Croydon
>>225565726we will never know
is the thing happening in france an actual happening?or does nothing ever happen
>age range: 18-27>ethnicity: south asianyep, it's Hinge time
>>225565755son..
>>225565696it's very beautiful, sad.
>>225565710which finger lad?
>>225565696immigrants built france so they have a right to destroy it, same with the uk>>225565752i believe that france is on the verge of a financial collapse and the eu doesn't have enough to bail it out so this plus that could cause something
reforms problem is that theyre fundamentally tories and they can't hide their tory and the people theyre trying to target (poor dissatisfied people) don't fucking like tories
>>225565766What?
>>225565696we need continent-wide total war to protect the late 19th century hotels
>>225565772whichever one i offered
>>225565766think hes looking for girls but Son was very cute
>bought a 24-pack of Pepsi Max a month ago for £7.65>now it's £12.50are they having a laughhow do you have 50% inflation in one monthget fucked senpai
>>225565696black peepo built it rorke
dancing my best dance
>>225565665sorry lad, hope you feel better
>>225565755do hingegyal see that you've specified ethnicity? will they know if I say all but blacks and browns?
>>225565696a pity that france finally getting a far-right leader at the perfect time will be that retard le pen instead of bardella soul crushing in a way
Might get a 80x60cm standing desk but that seems laughably small
>>225565665Punished Ian
>>225565822my bruv buying sustenance off amazon
>>225565696>1883So nothing of value was lostAlso they brought this upon themselvesAlso France peaked in like 1820Also when they rejected Boulanger was when the nail was hammered in their coffin
>>225565870its zero calories
>>225565696it's all so tiresome
Just find it mental how pervasive OCD is on this general
i have a 5 inch shrimp :/
thoughts on king george III?
>>225565863Mine's 160cm and it still feels like I could do with a bit more space sometimesI do some bits at my desk though so if you don't do similar bits to my bits you might not feel the same
>>225565896i seen a drastic size increase to my willy after losing 2 st and i've also noticed it gets harded and i spunk more
>>225565696libs be like yes monarchy is bad unless the bricks did no one think of the bricks
>>225565863mine's 110x60 it does the job, wouldn't be able to manage with smaller though I reckon
>>225565923were you fat fat? i'm a bit skinny fat and need to lose some weight but im not mega fat
>>225565912I basically only use a keyboard and monitor so I don't think it matters. Can always get one of those tranny keyboards without the numpad. Doesn't sound like we have the same needs
>>225565896cute
>>225565869What? Can anyone make sense in this thread. You've all got your silly cryptic attention seeking crap. Just go and watch TV or something, don't mess up these threads every time
>>225565948eveerthink about throwing it out the window in a rage?
>>225565948big fat lad unbelievably fat
being quick to anger is a sign of low iq
>>225565971don't get cute with me son
>>225565822get yourself a sodastream
is it weird i actually enjoy being an ugly bastard? dunno, just feel like it gives me a lot of aura.
being slow to anger is a sign of no fucking clue what you're talking about
hiiiii guys!
mates bird doesnt like me i can telldont know why
Need a hobby. Any suggestions?
>>225566032dancing
>>225566027she senses wronguns
>>225565958Sorry yeah so Ian is a character that pops in sometimes, he's quite well spoken and very politePunished Ian was a little joke on Punished Snake from Metal Gear which is "Snake" but he's angry and suffering from the loss of his military baseBasically I have noticed you type a bit like Ian but if he was angry
>>225566032find a book that looks cool and read it
>>225566027Could be worse you could be hated by the entire female species.
>>225566032PLEASE consider micro4/3rds photographys
>>225565752>>225565786What they really don't want to tell you is basically the entire of Europe, and to a lesser extend the USA as will, as basically on the verge of financial collapse. More-so Europe. It also sucks more for Europe, because1) you gave away all your industrial ability to America/Asia2) most of you are pussified, liberals, who forgot how to project force and think being mean and racist is the worst thing ever3) your population is aging and most younger babies will grow up to hate European values, etc4) most of what made Europe a previous economic powerhouse like unique industries, etc no longer exist because now China, India, or the USA can just make it themselvesRussia, for all intense and purposes, is low-key looking like the better country here, because they at least knew not to de-industrialize and are still producing more and more weapons, tanks, planes, etc year after year than they are losing. The whole "dude they can't even beat Ukraine" is really smoke and mirrors. Despite not fully taking over Ukraine like they probably planned, they probably aren't too worried. Europe is slowly being pinched financially, slowly losing its relevance, slowly becoming 3rd world. They are probably hoping for a 5-10 year collapse.
>>225566072Hi blackie
>>225566032do volunteer work at an ngo
ian posting is gimmick of the year no contest
>>225566072yooo dis ***** *** *** **** eating MOZZARELL!!!!
>>225566072>favourite cheese brand>weight in ozcan i recommend >>>/int/cum/?
>>225566070Is have a camera with an APS-C sensor is that ok instead?
>>225566096i've enjoyed it, feels like nobody has ruined it (so far) eitheri don't want to say i started it, but i remember being one of the first to post itx
>>225566119i might give it a go what do you think
i wonder what israeli internet is like,
>>225566073a big issue is all men are neets. women only go for the top 1% of men. when a man knows that even at his best, it will never be enough, how can you motivate him? society will not be productive without men toiling away
Now I've ruined my dinner. Holy crap this day can't get any worse
Only Ian I care about is Mod Ian the famous music composer of Sea Shanty 2 and also nonce extraordinaire!
>>225566096it's shite most people have it filtered
>>225566135you don't give off ian energy but maybe you can make it up
>>225566142dont look very nonstick does it
>>225566142Stop whining and fucking eat it.
>>225566152who's ian
there's a severe lack of bergs on his thread for this day, caturday
>>225566119When we was all pretending to be at the pub? Good fun that
>>225566199
>>225566142deadpan mate
>>225566156true i dont have what it takes sorry
>>225566162chinese cat
>>225566152Ian is a hero in this thread end of story
Ian getting blacked
when i was young i hated getting socks as a giftnow, i put socks on every christmas grab bag list i'm in
we are witnessing the collapse of western european civilisation mental
incel walk in 20mins i reckon
>>225566199who is portugal's most famous cat
>>225566118i mean if you're taking photographs thats good but that sensor size is frankly boastful
>>225566142fried eggs for dinner? bit rum
>>225566223thank fuck i was bored of it 10 years ago
>>225566222no one even buys me christmas presents any more
>>225566234ronaldo is portugal's most famous rapist
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/%5E10000%2A/country/gb/
>>225566222A nice pair of soft comfy socks is peak, bad socks as a present are a sign of disrespect.
Right, ladsI have pulled throughthe energy is heretime to get the BIG fucking cansand two cans of monster to keep me awake x
>>225566222christmas for me is me just standing there as everyone opens stuff and then i go back upstairs to my incel cave
>>225566162It is non stick. The pan wasn't hot enough you prat>>225566174I am>>225566189That's what he wants. Don't give them attention when they do this >>225566239What? English?
>>225566260bizarre
>>225566273what are you like 45 years old and drinking monster
>>225566278you dont spend time with your family?
>>225566281unless its egg gammon and chips im not interested
what if every woman on earth instincively loved you and obeyed you but all men hated you and wanted to kill you what would you do? like the general population wouldn't notice it at first but if you met a man or a woman they'd act accordingly and they'd quickly spread news about you
might put some tights on and have a gay tights wank
>france is collapsing!
my family doesnt celebrate christmas
>>225566298that is the time i spend with my family reckon im gonna skip on this years go sit down the park or something
>>225566318they do that a lot tbf
>>225566294me in 20 years
Just been to the local Indian takeaway. Missus wanted a Korma, but that's too spicy for me. Ordered from the 'English dishes' section of the menu. 16 pounds in total for the two of us. Not a bad deal.
>>225566304Egg doesn't go well with pork
I poop like 4-5 times a day. I think something's wrong.
>>225566333tell your wife i said "Hello"
>>225566333did they have a lovely chana saag?
>>225566336wrongest post of all time
>>225566336whys it part of a fry up then wrongcunt
>>225566353Thank you. I will. >>225566360I don't check the menu very often, but I would assume so as to accommodate for the vegetarians and vegans.
>>225566336egg with gammon chop was a classic friday night meal when i was the kind of cunt who dined on flesh
>>225566349better out than in
>>225566318
>>225566260wonder if he found his cows
>>225566404epic! praise kek!
cows are well fast arent they
*waits patiently for the new*
>>22556629457 x
>>225566379People eat strawberry with pasta. People wat raw minced beef
>>225566441worst time of the yearbring on spring!
leftypol wants to join the EU when the main characters involved are burning to shit
>>225566445>>225566445almost as old as my dad whos 75what do you recken to that
>>225566455Spring is alright, Autumn is lovely though, cold weather and getting into bed is lush!
Might get the anime on after my incel walk what should I watch...
All jokes aside canslad is literally in his 40'sHe revealed this on the timcord
>>225566432can be if you upset them
>>225566491watamote
>>225566491attack on titan
>>225566260Why are you trying to provoke me? I haven't said a word to you all evening. And how have you linked all of my posts? This is supposed to be an anonymous site, this shouldn't even be allowed. Defeats the whole purpose
>>225566506saddest cunt in /brit/ award and that's a hard one to win
>>225566491when I get upstairs into bedwards I'm going to put the maomao on xget the maomao on I reckon
I don't see what Frenchies expected. Importing immigrants was always less about altruism for far-left wingers, and more about destruction of the status quo. Leftists in Europe have literally spent the past few decades gambling on an experiment that cannot be undone: of racially reseting Europe in hopes it brings about a communist revolution. It will never work. Nothing left to do but salvage what they broke and try the best for multiple cultures and races to always live in racial anxiety
>>225566506any invites to the timcord?want to see how longseason, ulster, and alri are doing
>>225566522sorry mate
screa
>>225566491cross ange
>>225566533leftists weren't the ones who brought them in
might get a swarthoid to deliver me cans
>>225566510watched years ago>>225566517read only the first volume when it was releasing>>225566528dont know what that is pal>>225566574this looks promising gonna torrent
>>225566546No worries man, no biggie, I'm not even bothered, I was just curious. It's not like you guys know what I look like or who I am.How did you do that though?
bunch of lil bitches in this thread.we need to get tyrone and jamal on this bitch.
>>225566544Got shut down after Coyo posted a picture of himself with an actual gun to his head
>>225566491delicious in dungeon, it's on netflix.
>>225566581Most western European governments are leftists in nature. Democracy naturally is leftism.The UK at least has the benefit because it can do a hard switch to the monarch who can reset so many of the ills of democracy. The rest of Europe cannot. Well maybe not now because you foolishly continue to important voters from all over the world for some reason who naturally hate everything British
cowmong on a madone
>>225566622i thought got sent to prison?
Malaponte in then is he? yawn
>>225566659Ages ago yeahFor the armed robbery stuffLast I heard he relapsed hard and broke up with his girlfriend and all that
>>225566647on the list lad
why don't the biomass burn down london like they do in francewhat is leftypol getting so right in london?
/brit/ is a lot like o block when you think about it
>>225566706keeping them well fed and thoroughly wanked
someone will have to make the new
if there was a 0-100 scale for how much motivation someone could have i would have 0
london has this looking place I bloody want to visit there
>>225566751>>225566751>>225566751NEW
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