Indian mousenonce edish
Should I go to India
Gemini said it's ok ok
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Migration_(African_American)Reading on this bitch
london is calling meI would die there
Transmen will do literally anything but take testosterone
Last thread reminded me of when my neighbour on a flight did something to annoy me so later I touched her thigh just to give her a shock and give her an unpleasant feeling just to get her back. It was hilarious
>get the BIG cans>get the BIG chips>forget the TWO cans of monster like a fucking retard and I'm too cold to go outside again
ADHD is bullshit
>>225566843Probably a good thing considering that when she poons out she'll look horrendous
>>225566843gargantuan chebolas
respect to the 57 year old currently downing 2 monster energysfuck societal expectations
wanking my anus
People don't realise just how fucking cringe pooners really are
>>225566890that's nuts he'll be awake until 2am
>>225566673cord had it's share of freaks like emstar and alchyuncle but coyo seemed genuinely ill
>>225566873You were really looking forward to them, I feel for you. If I lived near you I'd bring them to your home
>>225566942Yeah he is, you know emstar had a gay gangbang in a sauna and then got kicked out by his mum because he freaked out, got a HIV test and she saw the results (negative) in the bin?
>>225566890I forgot them>>225566959I'll be fine, ladI'll stay awake using the powers of cans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zizzi#Strand_self-harm_incident
wish I were able to say 'h' before 'w' like 'hwhile' and 'hwhatever' legitimately
It is genuinely quite chilly tonight
>>225566993that is.......you-know-who....
mums away out dogging
>>225566988Why do you need to stay up? You're not 16. Just to struggle to go to bed at a reasonable time tomorrow to get up early. You can force your body clock to normalise that easy
>>225567056with black men?
I feel bad and drained, non stop riding for over an hour just to walk around for 29 minutes and have to come back
>>225567078Think this might be AI generatedNot sure thoughHitler had a full head of hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-QLrDbOl1Ethe watchI'll learn those goddamn colours at long last
>>225567103that's Dirlewanger
any onion bhaji sandwich man in
>>225567103thats not hitler you utter buffoongod you are an idiotplay a fucking record
still thirsty
Ktim
>>225567135>>225567148Baited for this exact reaction
>>225567160grow up
>>225566908saw one working in a shop with a pube beard and like 5'2. bizarre
>>225567080hopefully x
>>225566967>got a HIV test and she saw the results (negative) in the bin?more like larpstareveryone knows HIV results are texted to you
>>225567078corr anne frank
well I didn't think I'd see Anne Frank twerking but there we have it
>>225567181UM x
>>225567177Once saw one that worked at a petrol station near my old houseNothing masculine about her at all apart from the haircut but her nametag said Noah and she tried to force a male voiceGrim
what the hell is a pooner
got aids
>>225567230A girltranny
>>225567230>she doesnt knowlLMAOoio
>>225567240how many
Might suck a fart out of a niggers anusThoughts?
>>225566908pooners are cringe and pitiable but troons are repulsive and malignant
move to china
going to get some water
>>225567247Pooners are way more hideous than the right.>>225567278They're both just as bad, pooners are evil
Mouse is back (-:
>>225567155yeah that's a ktim
>>225567290strange and hurtful lie
so going on /gif/ is now illegal in the uk then
got water trapped behind both my eardrums and i am fucking sick of it
just took my bottom pills
When you say "kitm" do you meak "kek this is me" or "kek this isn't me" ?
>>225567288went there early this year had a great time
Need a hobby. Any serious suggestions?I can't send all my time consuming media anymore
>>225567211people say ftms pass better but you can always tell bet id score 100% on a tranny identification test id be the Alois Brunner of trannies
>>225567362you might move there? to china?
>>225567360foy
>>225567328probably 75% of posts itt are illegal under UK law in some way mate we live in a joke nanny state countrythank god for the 1st amendment is all i can say
>>225567362u fink?
>>225567381exercisemake your body your hobby kupo
>>225567389would if i could
>>225567415Faggot
>>225567381get into programming
>>225567434Name field is above post field
only gone and done a bloody yawn!!
My foreskin, whatever happened there...
>>225566751Mousenonce is so fucking sexy
eating a bowl of cornflakes with cold milk
>Faggot
>>225567288Tall buildings wowww
SNL UK about to start. The Streets as music guest. It's gonna be WIKID!!!
sucking on some water
>>225567362I bet you used Google translate
>>225567362where in china did you go to
>>225567415Kys
>>225567522chinatown
americans are fat and eat cheese burger
>>225567497You still watch TV yikes
>>225567531KEK
Reminder there will be a billion plus cheap Chinese humanoid robots flooding the market in the next 10 years that will work 24/7 and continuously learn and improve, consider what this will do to the price of labour
>>225567542I'll do what I want fat boy go wank over crunchyroll ok
>>225567533https://vocaroo.com/1foYsiIQlHx0
Politics is football for neeks.
So, how do you make friends as an adult male?I just want a couple of good friends, is that too much to ask?I literally won't have a best man at my wedding at this rate.
just sitting here. chilling.
>>225567559lmaooo done him
>>225567155is it too late to get into crypto?
>>225567572Why on earth are you speaking in a French accent?
<< But every now and then, an "outlier" can come along >>
>>225567399done him
>>225567609im bored
>>225567579make friends with your neighbours. Not just next door. Say hello to anyone nice looking who lives on the street
>>225567579I'm a metalhead and 32 and have been following my local scene ans going to rock/metal bars my entire life and made a few good mates since lockdown lifted from going to shows.So maybe get into local music that fits a style you like.
the end of my work is ever closer
anyone fancy a kiss?
>>225567507no i used the one on alipay app>>225567522started in the south in guangzhou then made my way up to shanghaiwant to go to the north and north west next tiem
>>225567679come to daddy
<< The Promised Land awaits you >>
>>225567679are you a girlberg?
>>225567679..yh
>metalheadcringe
>>225567579reckon if i ever get married it will just be in vegas or somethingdont even have any mates to invite to my wedding never mind a best man
>>225567729lmao
anne dank on a seaweed diet
>>225567689Ok, the question was pretty much about using a translation app anyway. So you relied on that to get around I assume. 15 years ago the trio would have been impossible for you
it's coming ladsi hope you're prepared
>>225567770ok well i didnt go 15 years ago did i, i went this year
>>225567781What's that?
>>225567794good post
>>225567781sir drone footage spammer
>>225567729get him fired
>>225567811
>>225567738Sorry that I'm not a zoomer raised in an environment of complete and total self-surveillance where any eccentricity or sense of genuine enjoyment is immediately and ruthlessly targeted and mocked in barely legible ebonics by people with the testosterone levels of my grandad and lungs full of watermelon vape induced popcorn.
>>225567800how
>>225567804I just hate that everyone can go now because of these crappy apps. It would still be nearly untouched today
>>225567826he allowed :)
>>225567781Im not going. Im on pip. And any person that does go is a traitor for expanding the regimes interests.
holy fuck
>>225567781the Yookay Army are ZOGbot mercenaries
wasn't here last week what did /brit/ make of the man being eaten by the tiger
>>225567840oh do grow up
>>225567846I invented that gimmick
>>225567840grow up
>>225567831So you just ignore my question. Tell me how you found my posts?
>>225567845you literally suck on the regime's tit to survive shut up
>>225567781they can go suck a fat dong lmao
>untouchedbro talking about china as if it isnt full of a billion chinese people
>Go to war>Muhammad will look after your wife and kids Fucking zogbot mongs honestly
the toilfu showed me her new tattoos. not sure what they mean though
Regardless of any war coming our way I do think we're in for a rough time
>>225567858You want me to do the opposite to grow up. I don't use technology. It's only degraded everything, every single thing in this life. Now every tick tocker is going to go since they're getting bored of Japan. That was my place
>>225567876 googled the filename
>>225567878I take from itI dont give it taxDumb muttoid
>>225567904
>>225567926retard
>>225567927How can all my pictures have the same filename? Doesn't make sense
>>225567445consumed by AI
>>225567924
>>225567873old news nigga
>>225567904White people have always had a fascination with wolves and shit. Its like jeets with cows
The listen
actually i invented the thumbnail gimmickthe original was a screenshot of the bbc breaking news page
>>225567967it's just a hobby though
>>225567944Never had anything special to you in your life I guess. Lack of empathy shows you're not right matey
>>225567986di'anno > dickinson
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>>225567969not a pixel
>>225567929never implied you give anything to it, illiterate benefits leeching retardyou rely on the government to survive and they will be able to manhandle you because of it. are you going to bug out and live in the forest when they cut off your benefits because you dont want to fight russia? even though you're too useless to work a regular job in peacetime? yeah? lmfao
>>225567999
>>225567999big bruce bruce fan but yeah di'anno is great
>>225567966google is pretty good
>>225568026ok
got 2 weeks off and fully intend to waste every minute of it sat in my bedroom
>>225567969wtf i'm a leftist now?
>>225567998yeah you arent right mateshould be locked up in broadmoor with a thick skull like yours
>>225567969Ernst Junger warnt a Nazi, but a Monarchist, which I guess is right wing nowadays. But back in his day it was just the natural state of things. Wyndham Lewis wasn't a Nazi either, but just you're average post WW1 soldier who was politically confused, but I believe he eventually settled on radical centrism
>>225568025What are you discussing
send the bastarding whites to the front-lines
>>225567876wdym
>>225568065with whom
>>225567924el nino, oil prices, AI, it's all coming together
>>225568025This has nothing to do with google, I know how search engines work. How would my pictures be linked though, that's the question. Why did you do. They aren't even all from the same day let alone the same thread. Even in the same thread they should be unique
im bored
>a Monarchist, which I guess is right wing nowadays
im blacked
best way to die is to wank yourself to death so I will wank myself to death and pull my entire penis off and then bleed and then die ok
>>225568110only boring people get bored
>>225568089What is the line of questioning about here
>>225568041Kys when your phone doesn't work or you loose it you'll be like a fish out of water. You're all retarded wankers
send the disableds to the trenches
>>225567065Because of my cans
diegohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM_9h39i0HM
>watch interview>interviewer won't let the guest speak and keeps talking over him
>>225568072He/she somehow found all the posts I made today and yesterday
they called the 2024 united kingdom melty "riots" because some fella stole a steak bake from greggsbut they will call it a protest when wogs burn a 150 year old landmark to the ground
>>225568122i know
>>225568121saw an asian fella get willingly decapitated mid cum once
i'm gay, fat, and scottish
in bed, got the matrix on
I genuinely despise people who post AI slop, seriously.
>>225568121they say heroin is better than sex so i think a heroin megadose would be better
>>225568140Stop attention seeking
https://youtu.be/52aB9ho27gQhttps://youtu.be/52aB9ho27gQhttps://youtu.be/52aB9ho27gQhttps://youtu.be/52aB9ho27gQ
>>225568173nobody fucking cares nigga!
>>225568201grow up
>>225568162That was so dumb, how is that a fetish. You die forever, how enjoyable. He didn't even ejaculate, not that that would have made it worth it
>>225568131so you travelled there by foot did you 15 years ago? you luddite>>225568152where, which ones
was gonna go costa tomorrow morning but instead ive changed my mind and got a milk out of the freezer and will make one at home
>>225568155They also call the reactionary insurrections in the GDR in 1953 and Hungary in 1956 "people's uprisings"
>>225568173check yo self nigga
>>225568014I was homeless during covid for over 2 years with nothing but a backpack. I lived in the Scottish Highlands for most of that time too stealing free brekkies from hotels.You get raped by taxes so jews can keep raping you in even more ways. And they even give you toys in the forms of guns because they know youre too limp wristed to actually do anythingYou are weakI would fucking destroy you irl you malnourished muttoid nigletGo seethe elsewhere because the new took your foreskin
DIS NIGGA FREEZIN MILK
>>225568212Wow that's dumb. Now you've just gone overboard with your argument
>>225568173when they ask the fucking llm a question then post the bastard blogpost as an image, like you're gonna read a pixel of itthey need to be raped for that
>>225568087>>225567924wont affect meive got a cupboard full of noodles and beans
>>225568201>>225568218hylics
>>225568212Are you trying to wind me up? Follow the thread
>>225568244
>>225568254this thread or the last one? i didnt see it other than the screenshot of a twitter post
how long until they just start shooting rorke dead in the street
don't think there are any real people left on twitter or x as they call it now
>>225568270>>225568257>>225568257Canada, help this boy out. I'm too tired
>>225568271they can't catch me cause i'm dressed as leftypol
is he serious
>>225568284
>Trump Offers Putin Economic Relief in Hopes That Russia Will Return the FavorPSCRE
>>225568297scfeamd
how are they going to have a war here nigga they can't even beat ukraine
>I genuinely despise people who post AI slop, seriously.
Weird how Heatherpaedo just sort of tapered off and then stopped posting after Canada starting mocking him for literally eating fucking mould
>>225568305art of the deal
>>225568320he posts here every day
BREAKINGDeji silent about the police watchdog investigating more than 20 allegations of police violence in France against peaceful demonstrations
knock knock neo
Being anti AI is about the gayest position you can holdMight as well go be a goat herder moslem in the Syrian mountains if that's how you feel about technology. Completely pea brained. You hate civilisation
hi
>>225568357saar
>>225567781Honestly can't wait for this lmfao the social upheaval will be classIt's all going to be so exciting. Hearing all the hubbub from the proles about it.Bennies and services cuts, energy and food rationing, sabotage and hacks.Imagine all the ethnic tension, the ridiculous government messaging, the police trying to enforce conscription, the fat mongs and braindead consumers all in a tizzy.
going to war and joining the /brit/ squadron
>>225568231Means I dont need to go to the shop, I value my time "nigga"
>>225568357nothing wrong with being gay
>>225568211>He didn't even ejaculateHow do you know? Were you there?
back from the incel walk nice and chilly tonight and i reckon its gonna get even colder as we get into winter, might take up that americans idea of getting pissed in a field somewhere and having a nice sleep when its really really cold
>>225568379Lol
>>225568357AI is brown and jewish
>>225568357ok hylic
>>225568370all very amusing until you get shot
Would you shag an anthropomorphised dog or cat if they existed and could consent
>>225568397>NO U
So professional porn showing two actors pretending to be step-siblings will be illegalSo what if someone downloads that and just censors the relevant dialogue, is that still illegal? Are they still considered to be roleplaying?Most people who watch porn skip the dialogue anywayGenuinely what is the logic behind that
>>225568409by who..
>>225568413absolutely
>>225568413
very tobyesque
>>225568432Toby's all about raping animalsMy question was consent focused
>>225568419just another unenforcable law made for publicity who cares
mutilated mutt
>import 3rd world cousin fuckers>ban cousin fucker pornhuh
>>225568357>moslemnigga you are from the 1900s
>>225568423the police or army or criminals or a foreign power or yourself
Ted K was right
>>225566751Do I need a loicense to bring these illegal books to your island or are they just outright banned?
>>225568445It's just bafflingThey won't ban cousin marriage but god forbid you have a wank to two unrelated consenting adults pretending to be step-siblings for a couple minutes before shagging
>>225568453It's to cause internal conflict and inevitable boiling point that will result in civil war. It's all designed and has been going on in microcosms for years
>>225568453But strictly don't ban cousin marriageI don't fucking get it
nobody:rorke: they're banning incest porn to cause a civil war
>>225568492why is palestine action proscribed as a terrorist organisation again?
every pitbull I've encountered has been sweet naturedim not a fool and understand the statistics are the statistics and support a ban if the evidence points to it being necessarybut i still do feel for the friendly pitbullscan't help it, im sentimental and a bit woman brained unfortunately
>>225568516screach
>>225568445its illegal to wank to drawings in the uk mate you think people won't be arrested for this stuff?
might buy a smallholding in the scottish islands and live like craster
get the overtime clockedget the arrears cashed inget the gaming pc paid off
Right lads I'm leavcing
>>225568271leftypol already kills people for not agreeing with him
>or yourself
>>225568525how do you detect incest porn?
>>225568516you don't get it, one thing whites and rasheeds agree on is incest porn
>>225568525the police dont have the ability to identify a twitter user unless their username is their actual name
>>225568519they regularly carry out acts of terrorism and openly support other terrorist groups
they'll end up trying to ban a kind of porn that is considered sacrosanct to the lgbt and it'll become a civil rights thing guaranteedlike bondage play for example
>>225568550arrest daft cunts who google "big mummy shags son">>225568559i 100% believe that x gives out all information is has when requested by the police
got blocked from /sp/
>>225566751Some cunts mugged Paul Whitehouse at the cashpoint
>sacrosanct
>>225568384It's a video, you idiot, it's just as good as being there
how long does it take for a foreskin to grow back?Asking for my friend cody
>>225568594sorry, i can translate it into 95iq zoomer babble if you wish?
>>225568519Need me to spell it out, m8?>>225568564Look at these Bin-Laden 2.0's
mad that americans are born without a foreskin how do they keep their willys fresh and sensitive?
why does this tiny willy fella make multiple posts a day about yank willyit's quite bizarre
>>225568658i have a foreskin
>go out for first time in a while with mate >didn't mingle with new peopleFeeling extremely frustrated
>tiny willy fella
>>225566779get it recycled when ready
>>225568664gay freaks need wank material with porn bans ig
we call him smallwillylad
been farting constantly since i had my pie and chips for lunch
>>225568673if you had walked over to my table and tried "mingleing" i would have battered you runt
>smallwillylad
>>225568583>x gives out all information is has when requested by the policenot always, and just shows how useless they are. if someone like musk just tells them to do one which is not unlikely, they cannot do anything furtherpolicymakers have such a warped perspective on what is practical. like banning or restricting vpns for "online safety" when if that actually happened several industries would be crippled
>>225568705scream
>>225568716>>225568701scr
>>225568712>mingleingthat's rorke's future wife
bing chilling
>>225568738s
poo screaming!!!! i am poo screaming everybody!!!!
>>225568738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km-SZegjM-8
>>225568758
>>225568811>>225568811>>225568811
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