two headed jewish gandhi edition
Mad how this happenedMy question? where them other 2.5 million nibbas at?
Is this the thread or what? Where is everyone?
>>225577211Double head wobble
i think that women should get their fannies out for my amusement
pondering copping some brown loakes
catberg remembering it's monday tomorrow
>>225577243doesnt handbrake wear out faster if you frequently park on steeper inclines
>>225577218can't win with you peopleif they had maintained the 4 million figure that was based on the original estimates you'd be posting that as evidence of a coverupbut instead they revised the estimate after decades of discussion and research and you're using that as evidence of a coverup too
https://x.com/MLFootball/status/2111630561928515623
bit cold now
>>225577274didn't answer my question, where them other 2.5 million at?
your soulmate is out there
what's the point in working if all you can afford is a dilapidated shit box next door to other shit boxes occupied by housing trust crackheads who just have to pay a percentage of their Centrelink to live thereI work all day all week and it nets me the same living standard as unemployed people who smoke meth and break into cars all day
>>225577294this pic is ancient she's 50 now
>>225577287zogbot down I repeat zogbot down!
britbongs wtf is this???
>>225577304chubby japanese otaku milf ouggghhh
>50 Hag
need to go to London again tomorrow
>>225577293well they were never there which is why they changed it
>>225577304I hope she froze her eggs for her boyfriend (me)
>>225577294Women spend so much time trying to make themselves attractive not having a clue what men actually want.
>>225577336this actually happened to me last time i was there
>>225577294wonder why slanty eyeses are so comfortable sitting on the floor, i can't do it for the life of me, makes me feel like i'm in primary school
just woke up good morning any good news lads?
>>225577304Still would marry her
>>225577336That guy on the right leering in fucking hell
>>225577364the reds won yesterday
it’s my birthday today lads
>>225577364No, europe burns while the brown invader forces make their play and we are bound by the state to do nothing
>>225577294Mine left the anime convention early before the after party
Greatest British bands of all time (objective list BTW)>1. The Kinks>2. The Rolling Stones>3. The Beatles>4. Led Zeppelin>5. Black Sabbath>6. Joy Division>7. Throbbing Gristle>8. Death in June>9. The Stone Roses>10. Current 93>11. Cream>12. New Order>13. Talk Talk>14. Bauhaus>15. The Cure>16. Siouxsie and the Banshees>17. The Fall>18. The Psychedelic Furs>19. Bark Psychosis>21. Cocteau Twins>22. my bloody valentine>23. Slowdive>24. Galaxie 500>25. Blur
>>225577336Mad how they escaped a place where loads of horrible violent shit was happening and the horrible violent shit seems to have somehow followed them. How's that happened? Where is The Science when you need it?
nth for the holodem
>>225577294what people don't realise about these bitches is that they would never accept a man who doesn't look exactly like this
bright red fucking trousers
>>225577360filthy slanty eyeses... we HATES them...
the fact that restaurants become shitter when they franchise and that all the business acumen in the world can't bring in and out burger to london should have been sufficient information to teach us that globalisation does not work.
i don't particularly want a trad wife, i want a professional wife who goes out and wins the bread while i hang around the house all day in an apron dusting the lamps
>>225577360it's a woman thing. they have an easier time of it because of their wider hips and flatter pelvis
>>225577457i anticipated such a response, but how else am i supposed to pluralise them? "slanty eyes" is already a singular in reference to a chinky fella whose eyes are slanty
>>225577465Are you into femdom?
>>225577465want her to peg you as well?
>>225577480>>225577486no i want her to be classically feminine in pretty much every other way
>>225577338Oh right, must've just been some accounting error which accidentally added an extra 2,500,000 people.And you still haven't answered my question, where are they at?
>i anticipated such a response,
>>225577434omaigah its greg
>>225577390happy birthday lad you're getting old now
might brush my teeth
>>225577516Good morning sir
girl i was kinda hooking up with said i was not a good kisser and that we weren't compatable in terms of what she likes lmao
>>225577522flip the candles and it would be accurate, entering my unc era
Which is better for British guys?
some niggas rly be grown men begging for birthday wishes on a mongolian basketweaving forum
>>225577390happy bday swedelad :)))
>>225577530hello :3
>>225577522KORRRRRRR KAIT
>>225577567as supposed to being an apathetic incel cave dweller?
bit tetchy this morningneed to do something but i'm not sure what
Being sub-5 ugly is a curse since even if I somehow lucked out and found a girl I would be hesitant to have a child with her for fear that I would be condemning an innocent being to the same hellish existence that is my lot
>>225577513He fought the banks.
>>225577500no it was a bit more than an accounting erroroften with large events it's hard to see the entire scale at the time and first estimates can be missing informationand they're not anywhere, your question doesn't make sense. i'm not really sure why you keep pressing it
right
>>225577617Leftypols average weekend
I wish Emma Watson would do a stinky fart in my face.
>>225577569cheers mate !!
90g protein post workout
whats your favourite dog
>>225577617What a waste of good jaw genes. This man could've pretty boy maxed and looked like David Sylvian but instead he chose porn addiction and troonism
Getting concerned that now may well be the winter of our discontent
>>225577646Youll be shitting half that out
>>225577390happy birthday mate
um
>>225577644the top of those pants look like the wrinkled stretch waist of a nappy
>>225577647whippet or curly coated retriever
>>225577390happy bday fellow unc
>>225577671Those are lacy boyshorts
in my estimation people can be roughly divided into those who have hosted a "birthday party" and those that have not
>>225577657if they made this today it would have pages on bonnie blue and hstikkytokky
>>225577687wrong. it's a pink adult diaper because she is fecal incontinent
>>225577623if 2.5million people are "missing" then the overall 6 million figure is wildly off by 2.5 million, do you understand?
>>225577696Yeah and that would be significantly more based than having those nerds.
>>225577646yesYesYESYESS!!!!
>>225577646and the workout in question? 3 kettlebell swings before getting out of breath
consider the meadowlark
>>225577654thats not a good jaw u weirdo look at how narrow it isit's not just about having a big chin (and that's too big of a chin anyway)
>>225577544you're just a kid
Could I get an NGO to hook me up with gibs if I'm ineligible for PIP after being away for a few years?
>>225577727thought the leaf was a giant foot aha x
>>225577727streamlined chap
>>225577726screaming this is me
>>22557772932 years young as they say
>>225577727Pattern it catberg
tell you what i'll doi'll bash out a quick 15 miles on the exercise bike
rory the racing carrory the number 1 star
skibidi 67 coronavirus
>>225577761is that why you were all dressed up
>>225577787yh, off to my sister’s place for a little celebration with the family
>>225577770could eat an apple through a tennis racket
rory mentioned
>>225577693What if they hosted their own birthday party and it was a disaster?
>>225577761did gfberg get you anything nice for your birthday?
>>225577728Massive cope. He had great forward growth and had exactly the pretty boy face women were and still are dying for. Dave got more female attention in one day of his prime than (You) will ever get throughout your life.
>>225577701hmm no because that figure is just for jews and the 4 million in the plaque originally posted wasn't just jewscan you think of why the plaque was replaced in 1990 specifically and what might have politically changed in poland around that time
>>225577810fact he looks better in profile says it allhis narrow jaw was shite from portrait>he's better looking than you therefore his jaw isn't too narrowyou're really low iq huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekecZ9-MeTc
>>225577808shag yesterday and a fleece jacket (that arrives monday)
>>225577823how big are the houses
>>225577707Based
>>225577809
Feels so good to finally take a shower after 2 weeks of not showering at all
>>225577848those ones in qld built on stilts for the floods
>>225577838>(that arrives monday)that bitch had one job
>>225577879Lovely foxberg
>>225577893we ordered it bloody tuesday, but the company who sent it shat the bed on this one
watched the vid of that french town hall on firethe way they all clap and cheer when the spire collapses is very depressing
>>225577414this is a funny list
Need to get on the homemade opioids grind and sell them to kids in the neighborhood. Nice little money earner I think.
>>225577917i read that article too it makes me feel better about being an alcoholic
had my poo and when i wiped my bum a bit of the poo went on my finger and it went very near a cut that i got yesterday
>>225577390happy birthday
*nasally australian accent*steve irwin sex ahse
>>225577910Forgot to include King Crimson, Pink Floyd and The Smiths in it
>>225577907gonna be mad when whites are extinct and the entire planet is just 50iq biomass milling about in the remains of civilised societies like skyrim falmer in the dwemer ruins
>>225577945i have hemerrhoids or however you spell it in my arse which bleed all the time. how have i never got sepsis or whatever you get from poo touching open wounds
>>225577907So fucking bleak. End of days type shit
>>225577957The Falmer are significantly more based than the Dwemer though. Always loved the tribal design
>>225577813>Historians estimate that approximately 200,000 non-Jewish prisoners were registered in auschwitzyou're still a couple of million off there big guy>can you think of why the plaque was replaced in 1990 specifically and what might have politically changed in poland around that timeIrrelevant
>>225577390Happy birthday!
>>225577972>>225577945Not how any of this works. It's the same how fags bugger each other all the time which inevitably causes minor cuts in their rectums but they don't get sepsis as soon as stool passes through and comes in contact with the cut.
>>225577954CRIKEY LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS BEAUT
>>225577390He's so perfect in this photo If it's the mare then... Still would...
somebody posted david sylvian earlierthat used to be my job
>Throbbing Gristlebelongs on the special list of shit music that nerdy blokes pretend to enjoy for some reason
>>225577804This image goes hard
I want some crusha
>>225578015TG is a band for sexhavers though. Nerd bands would be some boring prog rock shit like Yes or Rush. Psychic TV is great too.
>>225577989so your saying i can slice my arms open and cover the wounds with poo and ill be alright
>>225578054id fuck her. i bet her bandmates would have too. it must be awkward being the only woman in a band especially if youre the singer and half the band are defo staring at your arse the whole timeignore this post if thats just a feminine man
>>225578015Yeah that's me. I'm obsessed with British music, if it wasn't for the bleak economy I would love to have lived in 70s/80s industrial Britain>>225578060Indians get cuts all the time and they're alright
I like throbbing gristle and yes and rushand psychic tv
anime ladies with fat tits
>>225577218sad that 6 million jews died all due to the horrors of british logistics bombing
>>225578086>>225578054explain to us what you like about this thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB0KBUDEIow
>>225577982it's actually extremely relevant but nothing i say could ever convince you of that so never mind
>>225578082It's her BPD stare which does things to my willy. Cosey was an amateur porn actress in the 70s, you can look up pictures of her coochie online
sour candy isnt actually sour anymorewhat gives
>>225578086one time I saw a music journalist describe mark hollis' voice as pete townshend on dramamine
>>225577390Happy Birthday m8
>>225577390Haapy birthday ladbro
Can't wait for the inevitable family argument on Christmas
>>225578107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deVNtnsn1Fo
Had a Wankollini. Turned my DICC into some tater. Mashed tater
>>225578139>mate its like mick jagger ON METH!!>mate its like ray davies ON PCP!!!
The average age for a soldier on both sides of the Russian Ukraine war is 45 to 50Zoomers and Millenials are all going to do their duty and DIE
>>225578108
>>225578108you need to have music explained to you? :(
>>225578152There was already one recently in my family over my grandmother's funeral, it's always caused by my aunt. She's very Christian and was pissed off my grandmother wasn't and she doesn't think she's going to heaven so was in a foul mood.
Its like Elton John on poppers
>>225578158Does your sex drive vary? I seem to go through phases where I can wank out of my arse and then at other times I'm not bothered. Yesterday's was a bit soft which I think is a sign for me to give it a rest for a bit.
I don't want ray davies to be on pcp :(and mick jagger probably already was on meth when it was called methedrine
>>225578122im watching her fuck in another tab as we speak. quite a grim arsehole i must say good hairy pussy and big tits however
>>225578176>>225578182>look at me! look at me! look at me!
toilrape aint so bad
>>225578199
She did a cooter pooter.
>>225578217nonsensical sperg response
>>225578217come on you can do better than that
Restore Britain canvassing in Birmingham
>>225578237I want to put my penis between her legs
>>225578266you have to wonder what the white ones think of the brown ones in these sorts of meetups
so he doesnt actually like the band he just like the pictures
The sunday morning watch sortedhttps://www.youtube.com/live/yjfct8_UPxE
Made spaghetti carbonara last night.Posted it in the Italian general thread here and they all liked it. Absolutely buzzing lads.
>>225578300My godfather was a proper rorke and hated pakis but had an Indian best mate and they bonded over their shared hatred for pakis.
>>225578237we love her dont we folks
>>225578315Post it in /ita/ and make them seethe
>>225578314>trampstampFucking why?
>>225578315scrandemic
>>225578314looks like a 30 year old busted up whore already
>>225578339she didn't get it for you in case you haven't realised
Us being chased out of /fr/
>>225578306Mr Crowley...I fought you woz ded
>>225578352wlh
thanks for the birthday wishes lads
the gay porn hour cometh
>>225578315That looks very good, are you the italian from /ck/ with the immaculate plating?
>>225578401what flavour cake did u get
>>225578380what are they rioting about now
Reforms Britain
>>225578414not big into cakes if i’m being upright and honest tbqh with you
>>225578380Why are they not rolling in with tanks and APC's? Get the subhumans shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20TDd19oA1QC U N TIM CUNTY CUNTY CUNTY CUNTYYYY
>>225578420on Monday ask to use her toilet, do a massive shit then don't flush
>>225578414kalles kaviar
>>225578420Micro seething at this.
whats going on in france
>>225578380they're always slagging us off
feel like our glorious revolution didnt achieve nearly as much as the french revolution
ok i will do it !
>>225578441
>>225578497same thing that's happening in Albania and will be happening in every European country in the near future
>>225578380based yutes
>>225578497rioting because petrol prices are rising due to the failed wars in both Iran and RussiaThe Judeao-American empire has lost.
https://youtu.be/rdlvPe959Ck?si=jbDZnsQyl2VfMSYG
>>225578431hate when this happens
>>225578511because we didnt end up with an emperor and three failed republics?
>>225578420screaming at normgroids treating tradiewagies like the subhumans they are
watching berserk (1997)
>>225578528french people rioting against the French government isn't gonna fix itAmericans need to riot against the American government but they won't do that because they know they'd be killed
>>225578539I will get her pregnant
The situation is way more serious than the weimar republic. The entirety of Europe is the weimar republic at the moment. Multiple countries are moving in the direction of nationalism the clash between nationalists and commiee won't be that big, commies are weak faggots. But the 3rd world will try to stand their ground in their pockets. Say you cut benefits off for non British people, pakistanis are going to seethe before they inevitably fuck off back home. The 3rd worlders rioting in Europe right now is the first chapter. The nationalists inevitably win but the cost will be considerably more than ww2.
Knowing my luck my soulmate will be some ugly bitch>Do you think you're better off alone?Alri Alice Deejay
going bloody berserk (2026)
I actually love hot drinks in this cold weatherThis summer was HELL
>>225578497Brown people used protests to start rioting and destroying the country because a) it's fun for them and b) they hate the west and want to destroy it (but they also want to stay for the gibs). Army needs to roll in ASAP. They only understand violence.
>>225578569they won't do it because they're obese and passive, half a billion guns in circulation and at every turn of the ratchet Americans have submitted to the state.
morning lads
>>225578600White people flourish in cold weather
https://x.com/MLFootball/status/2111630561928515623Not a chance that guy survived.
>>225578623poor lad
>>225578618Need them pressed into my face
>>225578623It's an Imageboard. Not a Linkboard.
>>225578548just the principle of it. it wasnt much of a revolution. and the anti catholic stuff is a far cry from the freedoms for everyone the french secured
>>225578643tl;drzogbot down
y'all come back now y'hear
on that psylium huski want my shitting protocol to be as efficient as possible>>225578600mate i went for a little altcel walk this morning and the brisk air made me feel powerfulwas all snug in my boots and sweater too
>>225578618this looks the spitting image of my mate's mum
listen, i've had my weetabix minis and a coffee, all from the comfort of my bednow i'm thinking of going to the toilet for a poo
Fulham won
>>225578638good goy
>>225578497france is taking money away from the education department to fund a forever war in ukraine, the yutes are kicking offthey've been complaining about the poor state of schools and the government wasn't listening
tomorrow is another day of having to catch the bus to toil and there being no free seats so i'll have to stand in the aisle like a twat
>sweaterjust fell out my fucking chair wtf
hope the french riots spread to the rest of yuroptotalyurodestruction
>>225578679been struggling greatly to hit both my daily protein intake and daily fibre intake simultaneouslyfeels like I need to eat and absolutely obscene amount of food every day
>>225578684get her
>>225578684she ever give you a cheeky nursing handy
It has been decided by a higher power that I'm off to a halloween party this yearThe costume? Well it's to be decided but I'm toying with the idea of going as a very stereotypical jewCould be a dangerous move that reveals my power level and ruins my life or it could be quite funny
>>225578717mate protein intake is an actual memehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1bx0GMofYw
dawn french riots
>>225578705ask a big friendly man if you can sit on his knee
>>225578623only america you see dumb stuff like this
imagine having to wake up every day with a four inch dick
>>225578684ESHUTA?
>>225578741what about a slutty jew?
If I have to make a longish journey somewhere using a train or the motorway, I'll do a trial run like a week or so before so I know exactly where to go when the day comes.
>>225578704now every paid up zogbot is on damage control
>>225578705bloody indians bringing their third world public transportation standards here with them
>>225578757don't need to imagine it
>>225577272the whole point of the handbrake is exactly that
>>225577272nigga not wearing his shoes because it wears them out if he walks
>>225578763did you have to do that for your autism appointment
>>225578729Sat on my lap at the pub once, but her bloke pulled her off me and they had a big bost up.Her bloke came up to me and said 'don't worry my lad, I know you didn't do anything'.She was doing just to cause that argument though I think lol.
>>225578747demanding she be less funny she is too bloody funny
>>225578804No, that was only down the road from where I live.
Since when has royal mail delivered letters on Sunday?got some spam post through today (TV licence cunts) delivered by a proper postie
>>225578808>bost upThat mean a fight or an argument?
>>225578832maybe he was bored and just fancied delivering some letters on his day off
>>225578206Didn't ask to be interrogated over my penile wankinatuon
>>225578808should have knocked his head off and shagged her up the arse then and there
love boobs and tits
Hate my life and want to die
>>225578782how do you not kill yourself
>>225578861what do you reckon to a shapely collar bone
>I can wank out of my arseget this lad in the circus
>>225578741could compromise and go as an IDF soldier if you can be arsed with the sorting the get upin minecraft just in casehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGguPt27Pzg
>>225578855Unfortunately I was even more of a neek back than and he looks like if Tyson Fury wasn't obese and bald.
mumfreak called me like 7 times in a row just to talk about nothing
>>225578879heard stories of women with constipation fingering themselves up the fanny and dislodging the poo through the fanny/colon wall
>>225578875I'm an autistic anxious freak so never enjoyed shagging anyway. if i was a normie maybe I'd care more
Anyone making money on AI? Sick of working and want to pack it all in.
Umm how come Fagniel Selfharmitefag gets to go to a Halloween party
>>225578623well he's dead then innit
going to make a big chilli
>>225578850yh
>>225578852Well then he's a weird royal mail "nigga" isn't he
never been allergic ever in my life yet this year something ugly has sprung up, because of the jews of course
>>225578927i think you'll find it's curry day
Absolutely do not understand Club Football.>"Tonight's match is Paris St Germain vs Roma"Wow! The people of Paris vs the people of Rome, to settle which is the better city at football!>Actually no. It's the team of the King of Qatar vs an American billionaire, to see who paid for the better coaches and players from all over the world without limit, literally none of the staff contributing to the team are expected to be from that city or region.Last night was Fulham vs Hull.Absolutely nothing to do with Fulham or Hull. Shahid Khan a Pakistani billionaire Vs Ali Acun Ilıcalı a Turkish billionaire.If you actually tried to set up a match between people from Fulham and Hull, you'd be laughed out of there by football fans.I have no idea how anyone is able to support a team or follow it.Plus, Manchester Utd vs Liverpool play each other twice in the league's season. But half way through the season, there'd be nothing stopping them from transferring all of their players, so every player switches side.So Liverpool fans would support the new one, despite being the opposition a few months ago.Absolutely none of it makes sense.Effeminate millionaires crying to get the other millionaires in trouble for two hours a week. Get outta here.
>>225578908no but i am using AI to get certified for better job that will inevitably use AI to write all my code anyways
>>225578908Simply ask claude for business ideas based on your skillset
>>225578908Yeah I'm raping it and going to publish a female erotic book
>>225578934what you got lad? been getting more allergies myself as I get older they're definitely putting something in the water
pulled a very long nosehair just thenanyone need it or should i bin
>>225578937I have it on good authority that it is in fact pie night
upstairs neighbour has turned on their jackhammer
jumping around the flat like an umbunny
new>>>/gif/31306133>>>/gif/31306133>>>/gif/31306133
know an 87 year old man with a nw1 hairline and no thinning
>>225578947runny/stuffy nose, itchy throat, the ‘sual dunno what it is really
>>225578940footymongs convusling in a pile of their own vomit and faeces
>>225578964Rabbits are fucking sexy ok
Get the new made
>>225578976Chinese?
>>225578958thats me shagging ur mum
>>225579006>>225579006>>225579006
SUP ARTY
>>225579005yes please, beef in black bean sauce and egg fried rice thanks
>>225578940blud filtered by basic tribalism
