>>225579006
great opening hours for Sundays that

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>>225579006
used to live near the sainsburys cat

>>225579006
It`s unhygienic vermin ok

>>225578940
Sorry Uglyboringirishmong but Jerry Seinfeld already made that observation 40 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we-L7w1K5Zo

as I was saying, know an 87 year old man with a full head of hair and he's not chinese

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>11:20:53
>11:21:54
>11:22:56

>>225579044
ESHUTA?

AI has just told me that euthanisation is the best option

>>225579019
>Look out for posters for The Michael Portillo Show where you live. I cannot show one to you but you will enjoy the sight of the sometime Secretary of State for Defence looking like a game show host, wearing a fluorescent suit and a smile of pure cheese.
>Well, how are the mighty diverted. I remember him when he was terribly important and 'the future of the Right'. I even challenged him when he sought to become Tory MP for Kensington and Chelsea. It was like trying to attack a Panzer tank squadron on a pushbike. He was destined for the top. Plainly, I needn't have bothered. Will it be Puss In Boots next, or Dick Whittington? What is it that they say? Showbusiness is politics for attractive people? Something like that.

• A Sunday Times investigation has revealed that five SAS soldiers were placed under investigation for double murder after shooting two people during a July 2022 night operation in Syria targeting an Isis cell leader.

• The troops said they acted in self-defence after coming under fire while trying to capture the target; an initial internal review supported this, but it was later overturned.

• They were arrested, including at secret bases, and had homes raided as part of a Royal Military Police inquiry known as Operation Tanglement, facing potential life sentences.

• Within 48 hours of being interviewed they were returned to the Syrian warzone to conduct further operations against Isis.

• Legal aid was capped at £500 meaning soldiers had to use their personal savings.

• After three years no charges were brought, though the soldiers were told the case could be reopened; all five have since left the Army.

>>225579019
Wait why is he not Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?

>>225579053
people here are not well

dusting off thee 'ol tom daley sex arse

>>225579053
genuinely wasn't a samefag, more sad that you made note of the times really
this general is your life

Ania Magliano called Shane Gillis a 'fucking cunt' on SNL UK last night
not exactly the best joke writing in the world

>>225579053
all me

Mouse's going around claiming he is the person who first came up with 'how about eating my cum' when people say they aren't getting enough protein in their diet
I personally think it's a joke which has been probably around for half a century but he's insisting

>>225579086
he is so fit

>>225579103
He`s a comic genious ok

going to go to the shop and buy things for a roast. there will be sausages cos you should always add soss to a roast. going to roast carrots and taters and something like a swede or turnip i'll see what they've got in.

Hull lost

>>225579113
Stop typing like a child you friendless bore.

>>225579086
>>225579110

Tom Daley and his husband adopted. It was a boy, in case you were wondering. They adopted another child a few years later. Also a boy, in case you were unsure.

>>225579130
bit arsh

i'm pregnant

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>>225579097
KUSO YAROOOOOOO

>>225579130
grow up

>>225579100
maybe he is one ok

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:skull:

>>225579138
ok

>>225579149
to do: me

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He got done

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nth for the gyaldem

>>225579130
Bitter little man

>>225579163
they`re bad at football and they have cowardly fans ok they deserve it

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fucking hell rorke you seen this

>>225579175
SWEAR WORDS ARE VERY FUNNEH ;D

>>225579189
we don`t sign our posts ere ok

So whats up

Bth for the smapdybap

>>225579175
saw her on taskmaster. Not that fit. Still would obv. She's a right dirty.

>>225579201
ooo now gillis was done by you an all!

>>225579006
They don't clean him, looks like a stray

>>225579175
reminder that feminism is the ideology of female worship, everything a woman does is to be celebrated and everything a man does is suspect.
it is the codification of female narcissism.

but have women tried to not act like whores

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had too much to eat again lads

>>225579235
its ok eat less next time dont eat to much again

>>225579235
*jiggles your enormous belly*

>>225579235
bowel cancer by age 30 for you my lad

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that's six times lush that is

>>225579252
i'm already 31 and on the brink of liver failure from my rampant alcoholism

>>225579235
roly poly pudgy blob lmao

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>michael gove's gf got caught with CP

it was his wasn't it?
if this guy's not a nonce then we're going to have to rethink all of western science

>>225579175
This is actually more of a jab at US censorship than at Gillis though of course shut-ins such as >>225579222 lack any nuance when it comes to tapping out an incel diatribe

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>>225579235
nothing to be ashamed of

it is genuinely weird that women will be wearing shorts so tight that the back is so far up their crack it's in their rectal passage and every square mm of their cheeks are visible
i like it but it's weird

>>225579294
ok

>>225579278
nuance is a word they teach credulous natural women worshippers such as yourself

>>225579258
brits have autism meltdowns and start punching themselves in the head if they experience more than three flavours at once

>>225579294
ok chud

>>225579294
they really do dress like whores at the gym as anyone who has lifted a weight in the past 10 years can attest, i dunno why it comes as such a shock to normies

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>>225579275
he looks a bit slimmed down here, wonder if he's been on the ozempic.

No wonder he got himself a cute 32 year old lecturer gf

>>225579278
done that sexless freak

>>225579235
Im eating kritsinia (bread sticks) in the car and i feel like shit but theres nothing else, i need to go for a run tonigh.

What were you minching on lad

>>225579278
the lead-in to the joke is a story about upskirting it is very obviously a response to gillis being le sexist you are gay

got bowed legs to be honest lads

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all the women on Twitter are saying they want number 3
i just don’t get it…

>>225579366
made a big chinky-style stir fry and scranned the lot. it's actually pretty healthy but i just had way too much

i personally cant wait to see what will happen when whites are the minority in this country. i imagine nothing will change really

>>225579385
Hair is masculine who knew

>>225579389
Its not going to happen leftymong

>>225579389
Go and make your brains a minority in your own cranium you worthless cunt

>>225579389
australia can let us know how it goes (they are 69% white, the UK is 83% white)

>>225579416
scrrr

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>>225579207
>Bth
no [B]loods

rorkish megamelty

>>225579385
1 is for teenage girls
2 and 3 are for women
4 is for gay men

>>225579419
how original

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Foxberg lives in next doors garden and he is my friend ok

>>225579388
Love a stir fry, you put a lot of oil in it, thats usually what gets me

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poor lad has ruined his life

not going out today cant be arsed
just going ot cook these burgers then eat them with my chips
no bread cos i havent got any and im not going out

>>225579446
77th bame

>>225579418
how many times are you going to post this lad
it's not gonna magically make the UK not a paki shithole

catbergs bitten through the cable on my over ears
little benchod

its sad
Paris

It’s a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy

>>225579385
women will publicly say what makes them seem the least shallow
but they always cream over chad

>>225579448
get those tiles nicked and listed on fb marketplace

Aussies want the world to still think they're le epic white homeland neighbours steve irwin wholesome chungus ethnostate like the 1980s and he DOES NOT want you to look at the modern australia of today which is JEETED like everywhere else

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>>225579219
he does in fact have a home nearby. He just comes to the tesco every day and he's super sociable and loves people. Sits there all day absorbing love and attention from customers then slinks off home later.

>>225579453
think it's multiple people saying it actually

we should be teaching welsh and irish in schools to be honest

>>225579509
sir this is a greggs

How to get over ex girlfriend who's psyopping you?

>>225579418
Is this actually true? omdzzzz

>>225579519
we should knock down all the buildings and start living in ring forts again while we're at it

>>225579473
>The South Asian population in Australia is approximately 1.5 million, making up about 6.5% of the total population, while in the UK, the South Asian population is around 3.2 million, accounting for about 5% of the total population.
i need you to stop coping

>>225579521
grow up

>>225579006
'ello chaps. Comfy? Cozy?

>>225579514
>lol the dumb pornstar/rapper/influencer said something about an arcane scientific/philosophical debate
the least funny genre of tweet next to gigachad dialogues

>>225579057
Damn, imagine being so dysfenic that AI tells you to kill yourself

>>225579547
Aye. All clean. Got the heating on. Cold and sunny out.

couple orrible little scrotes in this thread
they'd best be gone in the next one if they know what's good for them

might take a run out to IKEA yous wanting anything?

note they are out of tranny sharks and daimes so you can't have those

>>225579521
sc done him

ah fookin' luv werms

>>225579530
How is she psyopping you lad?

>>225579549
no wonder you're depressed

>>225579514
Yo ngl low key i would clap those cheeks

>>225579538
right so you have twice as many of them as we do
not the brightest are you

know a woman who had a bbl and its a very subtle one and genuinely looks better now
her bolt ons are a bit comical tho

>>225579321
Ching Chong bing bong soy sauce dog wok

>>225579549
Ah yes, black boxes and programming, the arcane philosophical arguments as it were

>>225579555
You from the occupieds lad?

>>225579235
Gluttonous fat nonce

>>225579275
the article says she was charged alongside a journalist/china political analyst she worked with
i think its a cover up

>you've said it too many times now its not true!

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>>225579509
melbourne... has fallen

>>225579576
2 minutes and thats all you came up with

send them all back NOW NOW NOW

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>>225579583
>haha, imagine not being english! Isn'r that a hilarious concept?

>>225579385
>>225579445
Me as 1

>>225579602
White men with Asian women is acceptable

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Rorke unmasked

>>225579502
They've been there for years, saw him and some teenagers loading them all in and assumed it was something dodgy but now they've just been left and all the packaging is rotted. If he is a criminal he's terrible at it.

>>225579584
>Ah yes, black boxes and programming, the arcane philosophical arguments as it were
I knew some neek would reply with something like this, 'arcane' is relative to the knowledge of the person considered, so yes it would be arcane for the hawk tua girl you desperate pseud.

>>225579621
Back to Australia

>>225579548
Good post

>>225579537
Not a bad idea this. Brb heading up Cissbury ring

Going to replay red dead 2

>>225579641
arcane is yet another word they teach credulous natural women worshippers such as yourself

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so thats rorke

>>225579641
humbled that pretender

There was a brief moment in highschool were i couldve been leftypol but a girl told me that was gay, she really saved me.

>>225579608
you are inescapably autistic

>>225579559
Go to the next IKEA and get me a tranny shark and a daim then you lazy cunt

>>225579639
Almost certainly come off a building site
I've got a similar pallet of tiles in the shed (which also came off a building site but legally obtained)

>>225579670
lol knew that one stung you
you'll be seething for weeks over that one

>>225579622
fucks sake why are you back again? no one missed you

irish posters are really fucking bad

>>225579670
it's just a word bro it ain't that deep

>>225579515
theyre all me actually

might start putting arcane in my posts to trigger a few rorkes

do find it endearing that greekmong attached the image of stewart lee to avoid accusations of plagiarism kek

if youre thick then maybe you simply dont understand transistors and how simple they are

>>225579538
wtf when did this happen

>>225579673
Why is the photo edited to also make her tits bigger

you ever watch that telly show Arcane?

good program that

>>225579705
there's 2 irish flags, one of them is a spaki larp and one is a greek immigrant
actual irish posters could be alright if they figured out how to use technology

demystifying the arcane by reading a book on transistors and actually they're only simple in concept and a system with hundreds or even thousands is dizzying ok?

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Apologies for the drunkposting last night de lads. I had drank like half a bottle of Smirnoff vodka. Off out for me Sunday din dins now x

Irish = blackness

knew I spent too much time here when I was at a rock bar and saw a woman with what I thought was a qos tattoo and said 'what is that!?'
she replied 'an ace of spades' and then pointed to her motorhead vest with a smile
i just went oh yeah they're great
she definitely heard aggression in my voice initially
this place infects your mind

some asshole has been setting off fireworks at night in my neighbourhood for the past few nights. need him arrested

>>225579787
Your mind has been raped

>>225579787
ffs rorke

>>225579641
Bro half your words are greek, lower your keyboard tone when talking to me.

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>>225579636
>>225579673
well rorke, which is it?

how do you cook burger

>>225579683
was she hot

just had a poo

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Bottoms up ladies

>>225579787
just had to google qos tattoo mate your mind is probably a pile of sludge at this point

>>225579790
bit arcane that

>>225579683
Showing both strength of character and intelligence there lad.

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>>225579773
relegation zone plays tricks on the mind

>>225579809
fucking racist cunt

>>225579811
call him fat

>>225579725
:)

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Church Road North, Wavertree, 1900s and 2026

>>225579826
saw mouldie mention it a few times

>>225579809
why the fuck do you still post here
not a single person benefits from anything you have to say, they never have, they never will
you're nowhere near smart enough or fluent enough in english to actually have any sort of meaningful discussion
you gain NOTHING from being here, how do you have so little self awareness and self respect? it boggles my fucking mind. you'd be better off on fucking reddit

>>225579823
where do they poo fro

>>225579859
you breathed in his spores mate, it's over

>>225579877
Cloaca

>>225579826
You couldn't infer that qos was obviously an acronym for queen of spades after he mentioned ace of spades and motorhead?
You fool, you sausage, you bloody plank

>>225579875
blud's throwing his dollies out of the pram

yea, it's a mcdonald's breakfast day

>>225579856
Picture comparisons like this are a cheap way to illicit an emotional reaction to "immigrtion". Of course the arcane picture will look SOVLFVL, if you fancy less densely populated areas and less noisy means of transportation, if only there were picture of the same street in 1767, it would be even emptier.

>>225579899
mate, don't stick up for me you're just making it worse

>>225579899
I thought it was queens of stoneage, you know the band that did go with flow

>>225579875
Rent free boy.>>225579922

>>225579875
He quite literally despises white people and the only way he can get any satisfaction in his sad unemployed life is by trying to own le chuds.

Unclench your pelvic floor.

*ears perk up*
Oh... Rent free boy
*minces off dejectedly*

proto gf says "lmao" a lot in our chats, it's like she wants me to think about her arse

>>225579922
Kek, that's the first song of theirs I listened to. Terrible band all around, I don't know why they are lumped in with stoner rock. I guess they are, in their unique way, but way too soft for my tastes.

dad got upset at the pub when he heard a zoomer say 'what's a b-side?' and when I say upset I don't mean angry
he looked crest-fallen as they say

>>225579899
was more referring to the whole black cock fetishism aspect lad

>>225579953
it weren't clenched dee lad

video games are too hard i should be able to win on my first try

>>225579956
>minces off dejectedly

The fuck does that mean, Edgar? Speak english unc

ever see a girl in a bikini where you can see her pubes poking out the edges of her knickers?

lmao lick my arse 'ole

>>225579977
plenty of games have journalist mode

feel like going for a shoeless midnight psychotic wonder

>>225579980
seethe

>>225579980
google broken?

>>225579983
yea but only on the internet

>>225579990
been there x

>>225579977
games which are easy are less fun

>>225579997
I am not the one seething

What does minces off mean? Become absent-minded like? And dejected?

got the cat a new toy and shes gone a bit hyperactive

still have scars from when I visited my brother when he was at cambridge uni for a pub crawl
wore new shoes and they ripped my feet apart

howl just remembered holodemlad was banned from his local asda pscrm

remember when 720p was considered HD?

>>225579980
yeah so basically I've made a joke that I've misheard you saying free rent boys and then when I've realised you said "rent free boys" then I've minced off (walked away in a gay or effeminate manner) dejectedly (sad or disappointedly) as I was expecting a free rent boy
That's all it is, just a little joke on this lovely Sunday for my mates on /brit/

australia is a large country inhabited by many australians

>>225580021
google broken?

youtube algo is messing me about again, i'm refreshing the page but the recommended box is just full of the same shit. hate when this happens

>>225580021
learn to actually speak english before posting on an english speaking website you fucking fat greasy autistic wog

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Got Saxon - Wheels of Steel on haven't I?

he claims to love ireland while his entire existence is literally leeching off the irish taxpayer

love island

how do i stop catastrophysing

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>>225580045
not my fault floor managerberg's ego was touched

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the lads

>>225580109
good lad

>>225580072
Love you, thanks

hmm i wonder what the ladies on crystal cafe are talking about
*looks*
ah, bitching about men. of course.

>>225580109
Saw them in 2025. Lots of 55 year old fat arsed women in leather jackets there

got the wordle cuck porn on

>>225580149
I hate women

I wish russians did not have access to the western internet. they are everywhere

>>225580109
Banger. Trying to get down the lead parts of 747 currently.

>>225580153
were some of the fat arses nice at least?
you do tend to occasionally see older milfs with great fat distribution

i did wordle in 2 today lads
not bad is it, probably the best you can do realistically since the chance of guessing the word in one is astronomically low and entirely based on luck where as mine was pure skill and strategy

>>225580166
i love women

hmm i wonder what the shutins on 4chan are talking about
*looks*
ah, bitching about women. of course.

>>225580166
i'm ambivalent about women

>>225580193
Well that's us done

>>225580109
SHE'S GOT WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
WHEELS OF STEEL

(would play this for my mum is she ever gets on a wheelchair)

>>225580173
Yeah the ones who weren't obese were fit i probably spent more time staring at their arses than actually watching the band

>>225580193
i lick your bodies

stop sexualising my penis

on the verge of some sort of crisis

oi no bullying in brit thank you

>>225580137
based for standing your ground :)

>>225580199
no you're not
speak your mind

/brit/ viral marketing convincing me to pay £47 to go and see saxon next year

>>225580214
As you are supposed to. When I was 12 and in germany, there was this festival and streets were packed and I went on a groping spree. It was insane, will never forget it. Just non-chalantly, slowly working my levels of affability up.

>>225580244
>>225580137
oh dear what happened?

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um i dont want it

225580254
never reply to me ever again you hateful little cunt

>>225580245
most of my friends are women but i think female nature is inherently evil

>>225579219
What are you talking about? That cat looks very well groomed.

the irish flags fans of saxon i see
bit ironic that

>non-white man walks around groping women
yeah not even surprised am I really

>>225580269
I looked less brown than I do now by the way.

>>225580289
are you not no?

>>225580286
Their best of compilation was actually compiled by Manos Xydous, the drummer of a greek band and EMIs connection in greece.

In Paris there's is riot and burning

>>225580254
do you have anyone in your life that genuinely cares about you? have you managed to actually make any friends in ireland? or is the internet still your only source of human interaction

>>225580314
no i'm not no

>>225580321
AND IIIIIII
I LIVE BY THE RIVAAAAAA

>>225580317
do you shake your head when you listen to crusader so your comrades know you disagree with the lyrics?

next time Mouse streams ask to see his Trump impression it is so good

>>225579811
120gr Beef patties, half smashed, salt pepper, garlic powder in a cast iron.

If you search Burgir or Burgir 2025/Burgaria in the archives you will see it.

I make a sauce from mayo, ketchup, mustard, sriracha, shallots, picklee, garlic/onion powder, chilly flakes, msg, black pepper.

American cheese, lettuce, sometimes tomatoe, lightly buttered tosted buns.

I do my own double cooked fries.

Beef is 80/20

>>225579813
>>225579834

Yeah

might watch ash vs evil dead

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might try these

>>225579811
Your AI girlfriend down?

BEYORDELING

This aussie is obsessed

>>225580340
JONELLING. Such an amazing song. Look, by now I know most NWOBHM were "a bit" rightwing and that they detested punk for that reason. Eh, what can I do? I grew up with the song.

>>225580367
It's sad when Evil Dead wins and beats Ashley

>>225580373
2mg? that ain't doing shit might as well just sniff a ciggie

Alex Jones tweeted a 1984 quote

>>225580340
https://youtu.be/KW2cVbsrJUo

>>225580373
a melt for a melt

>>225580365
I hope you know I was being sarcastic.

>>225580367
Started it once, I remember it was good.

>>225580391
you know you could easily make me look like a spastic by actually talking about your friends instead of just dodging the question
assuming you have any, that is
you do have friends don't you lad?

>>225580418
It doesnt matter

>>225580365
cor that sounds pengaleng
would ditch the american cheese for montery jack though perhaps, not a fan of those "burger cheeses"

>>225580397
you can get two for free with free postage

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This pic goes hard

this aussies really giving that greek the business. hes a friend of britain and ulster. we should book him an all expenses paid trip to cheadle

So its pretty easy to pass through the Greek boarder now that we are in Shengen but of course those cunts had to make it misarble by putting one of those puddles for desinfection that you have to pass through slowly so now theres a big cue again....i fuxking hate them.

>>225580467
lawrence of imgaybia

>>225580467
unlike my penis

>>225580447
It just melts so good, no other cheese melts like that, i was gonna make my own cheese with the calcium ascorbate or whatever but its not worth it

>>225580486
I hate them too. And it's goinf to become worse now that greece is forming into an israeli backstop. If you have family near Alexandroupoli, where the new NATO base is, get them out because it's going to rain SCUD missiles up their asses.

it's all toil at the end of the day

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>>225580503