got bowed legs to be honest lads
scran, as the brits say
he loves greece so much he moved to ireland
>>225580513Its so fucking retarded, what are they even disinfecting for...we are not in Alexandroupoli, but ive been there it was nice.
>>225580610
your /mug/ enforcers this afternoon
the russians are really ramping up the bots on this website recently. Cant make one post without some totally real poster from the domimican republic calling us a muslim island
turns out I've seen every single good film, and they won't be making any more good ones, due to woke
>Priest Dies After Statue of Jesus Falls On Him During Mass Livestream
>>225580664watching webms like this just show that vegans are right reallywe're not supposed to eat meat, every other primate is herbivorous but we magically need meet (no rorke, dominance and opportunism in chimps doesn't alter their primarily herbivorous diet before you type)
>>225580694you are a muslim island tbf
>>225580673Have you not understood that the greek state is an agressor, an imperialist state? A proto-israel before israel, soon-to-be actual israel if we don't do something.
Going to become a man of the (touching) cloth
Imagine smoking
>>225580703grow up
>>225580695same just rewatch old ones me
>>225580703The Pope be like "thank you god for answering my prayers"
>>225580710every single member of the great apes is omnivorous you blithering idiot
>>22558073053 is a really common age for people to die, once you notice that you can't stop noticing ittrust mesee it so many times
>>225580710Rorke just because you've got a big red arse and a face like a gibbon doesn't mean you have to eat like primates
We at /brit/ vow and confirm the following:"I believe in God, The Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth and in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord, who was conceived of the Holy Spirit. Born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell, on the third day he rose again from the dead. He ascended into heaven and was received to the right hand of God the Father Almighty. From there he will come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Holy Catholic Church, the Communion of Saints, the forgiveness of Sins, the resurrection of the body and life ever-lasting. Amen."
>>225580718I dont wanna discuss this cause i caught a ban last time, despite me being the least person that talks about politics here
>>225580746not organgutans those niggas are chill
i need to be featured on queer eye for the straight guy. it was basically looksmaxxing before looksmaxxing was a thing
>>225580753scream
Coming down with a bastard cold aren't ITake the absolute piss
>>225580746they mostly eat insects rorke so you going to eat ze bugs then yeah?
>>225580740when was the last time you hung out with friends irl
got called mental in asda
>>225580730how does smoking cause that i dont get it
Don't think Jesus will appreciate you using religion to ragebait, just keep that in mind.
might watch this as it appears to have a lady with large breasts in it
>>225580782i'll swallow your pubic lice in a minute sunshine
bit chilly got my thermal johnjohns on
>>225580778Take zinc 50mg and vitamin d3 and your cold you be 2 days less and not so bad. Its really inportant to do that before its in full power
>>225580815Way ahead of you chief, thanks though
yep, gorillas definitely love to sit down to a big slice of beef and potatoes drenched in butter yepdefinitely natural that
>>225580805stopped watching anime in 2013 when I realised I could just wank to anime girls without actually having to watch anime
was playing a vidya game and some little cunt team killed me. called him a faggot over the mic and he said i sound like I’m 50 years old.damn lads it’s over for millennial unc me
>>225580827Based, hope it goes away fast lad.
>>225580769thank you
Whilst driving to my local aquarium shop today, some scumbag threw or catapulted a rock through my window.
will be watching the french connection
come up with funny text to go with this image
Day 1 no wanking A fresh startA clean slateA corner turnedMany clues gained
leftypol scranning the leaves of random plants for dinner thinking he is a gorilla instead of a 120lb soyboy
>>225580857looks like something wrong with the window
>>225580857anyone who says "whilst" deserves this
>>225580844Thanks boss *blows a kiss at you from a safe distance*
:)
Did too much bag last night now I feel awful
topkek>>225580864>>225580864>>225580864>>225580864
why are you gay
having sexual gay thoughts about gay sex
*watches a chimpanzee shove his fingers up his arse then piss in his own mouth*What wise creatures... we would do well to learn from them
>>225580710I do believe most monkeys and every hominid are omnivores
>>225580860when your mum and, when me and your mum, when your mum gets, when your mum and i um
>>225580829They might
the pre-loom looms for the toil freaks
why does this frenchman always come here to link to his boring threads
>>225580894How much, do you have weed, that always helped.
talking about gorillas there was one gorilla that broke into the food storage area next to its pen somehow and amongst othet things drank like 5 litres of undiluted ribena or vimto or whatever lolbet it was shitting through eye of a needle for weeks
>>225580896autistic pedophile
>>225580860finna bussbottom text
>>225580860ok
>>225580829reckon it probably would eat that tbf
>>225580858Cromwell for meGet the house clean, then go get a bottle wine, watch ein Kjno
i like that video of the golira eating capsicum and it freezes with its mouth open halfway through chewing
>>225581011What a film that isWatching Henry V with big Kenneth once I'm done with the housework
Officially got a gf
bet all of you would be huge sluts if you were women
>>225581027I'd be in Chad's harem me
>>225581027not me i'm very shy girl
>>225581025dangerous and downright stupid
>>225581025:)
>>225581027would be bouncing on thugalicous jungle bbc daily me
>>225581032
don't think that's permitted
>>225580661what does your dad have to say about all this
rewatching dragonball GT and god it's so shitno wonder everyone stopped caring about this franchise when it came out as a kid
>>225581059jewish women don't wear kippahs or payots
i like the video where the silverback picks up his son and starts running to make his mrs chase after him lol
>>225581032whats he plotting
Right well that's the cat shitbox changed, new load of washing in the machine, the dry washing got in off the line and put away, the bins changed and taken out and the antidepressants and vitamins imbibed.Next task is going to the shops to get some sugar free drinks and maybe a MONSTER energy and withdraw some cash for the tree surgeon who's coming on Tuesday.Then I'll have a bit of lunch and get stuck into GENKI 2.What's your plan team?
>>225581027Nope i would be a good girl
carrots and broccoli in my curry todaybecause thats what i have in
>>225580834stopped wanking altogether when i realised i could just inject fentanyl into my cock
>>225581118i want to fuck your brains out
>>225581089BAMEs’ favourite anime btw
>>225580661Wouldn't happen at my ALDI. I'm not even joking when I go to other shops I'm surprised how abrupt and rude the staff are compared to ALDI.
>>225581124you're already a good girl x
not so bad in Australia when you look at Europe really
>>225581070time for a coffee
>>225581153Done him
off to bed
>>225581109pondering his roast dinner whether he fancies beef or lamb
ahhh
>>225581174night matex
>>225581174it's 1pm you lazy scrote
>>225581155they won't like this one
>>225581171grow up mate
Tilde is the sex appeal of /brit/
>>225581186White MONSTER is shit and overrated. For sugar free variants, the peach one, the guava one, the fruit punch one (U.S import), the 46 sugar free variant and the blue zero one are the best.
it's sunday!
it's 2027 soon'kin 'ell
>>225581186brooooo ts tuff broooo white monster + berserk + goth mommey = india RESPECT moment lovings from HYDERABAD,,, INDIA
>>225581186
I might actually just go to toby carvery this afternoon on my lonesome as i cannot be fucked to cook
>>225581226got something with a XX/XX/30 expiry date the other day. it's disgusting what's happening
>>225581226Mad innit, it seems like only yesterday i was doing 3-4 day benders during covid
Thing is, you don't want freedom, freedom is something that you shareWhat you want is to be white, whiteness is about oppression, putting yourself above other people
>>225581226closer to 2040 than we are 2012
>>225581262Why did you sexually assault polish women and nonce those children at the amusement park?
omds the girls are fighting x
Sacked Tranny feeling threatened when another paedo troon appears in the thread
>>225581287Why did you poop in the middle of the supermarket you work at during your night shift instead of using the bathroom
Got to the plot this morning and discovered someone has stolen 90% of my carrots. I haven't been this annoyed in a while.I spent so much time, effort and love getting these carrots to this stage only for someone to take them.
>>225581263stop that
Shery shery lady moving in devotion Let me take your heart
Check out my MTG collection
>>225581323do you own earths soil? no didnt think sothanks for the carrots mate
>>225581317That didn't happen. Your sex crimes and paedophillia were well documented by yourself on your blog
>>225581342very coolx
tons of carrots in me roast today. probably won't even eat most of them
>>225581307how much longer are you going to keep this deranged sockpuppet show going mate are you really going to be 75 still doing this
>>225580805cheb luv
>>225581323bag of carrots is like $1 why would someone steal thatassuming this is one of those public garden things I say someone has it out for you and you should start bashing people in the car park
>>225581323Damn, sorry lad, who would do that
it begins
>>225581345lol, you told us yourself about how your manager took you to one side to ask if you had a problem using the toilet and put you on a performance plan for toilet usage, you get a gold star every time you use the toilet correctly
Katharine Hepburn (1938), multiple Oscar winning US actress who also helped popularise trouser wearing for women
>>225581025congrats lad
doing a think
women don’t want to have sex with me
>>225581378Mad how she jawmogs me
>>225581323maybe it was the umbunny
>>225581027I sometimes think how much my life would be different if i was a born a womanUtterly mad
>In ITV's undercover investigation, a Reform UK councillor in West London said that he would "quite happily" personally execute grooming gang members in the garden of 10 Downing Street "without f*cking thinking for a second about itVile and shocking
>>225581088don't feel like answering, dtfic>>225581151aldi will prob be my substitute, or tesco
>>225581409Based and red pilled
>>225581409leftypol be like "we must protect nonces and rapists"
>>225581353“She” won’t shag you mate
trannies having a mong-off scream
>>225581427didn't say you would
>>225581409why do it there bit messy isnt it
>>225581409almost enough to make me consider reformproblem is, he wouldn't actually go through with it(i would pay for the opportunity, however)
you don't see many people posting gay porn anymore
nth for the baddiedem
good
>>225581461
picky bits for lunch
>>225581461gay porn is haram and we don't do that in the islamic republic of brit
>>225581465I hate women
gyaldem poster doesn't wank to these images and clips btwjust collects them like pokemon cards
>>225581469these things are fucking soulless automata
snooPINGAS usual i see
>>225581469AI
>>225581465does your dad like the baddiedem or is he a gyaldem stan
The Lockup, Wavertree, 1905 and 2026
>>225581485had a meal deal me
>>225581501Who the fuck wanks to extremely softcore images of women with clothes on
right time to get the heating on
When my dad sees a woman with a hijab he says, look at this penguin
>>225581537get em locked up
>>225581502It is an Asian guy who runs the channel I think yeah
who would like to offer some predictions
>>225581544me
>>225581586All 1-0
>>225581510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eJ0ygVWEj8
I HATE the baddiedeem
>>225581586i think that sunderland will win!
>>225581501>>225581534bratty leaf
>>225581586mousey has predicted 4 draws
>>225581586some men will kick a ball on 4 different occasions and the goyim will cheer when this occurs
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1792322165891537.webm
Going to attempt a wank later today bloody hard work
>>2255815862-11-22-11-2
>>225581586Its the pretend brighton vs crystal palace derby!
>>225580750aye not really though
Is Gyaldem really a black African from South London?
>>2255815862 - 0 for me gay gooners
>>225581586My super 6 has been terrible so far but i have Brighton 3-0 PalaceLeeds 2-1 Manchester United Forest 0-2 Arsenal
I also might get the heating on
>>225581621Take care of your wilbertstein!
did you know e numbers include stuff you cant put in foodsulphuric acid is an e number
>>225581653this shows a noticeable rise around the early 50s
My flat is always really warm for some reason so i still have the fan on
>>225581599'demmies smoked 5 ops this round with no get back, calling a taste corrective air strike to your location
back from my haircut. It's decent. Place was already rammed when I got there. Thankfully I got the good barber, he always takes pride in his fades.
>>225581263it's over buddy boyos
>>225581719reckon it's all the farting you do
that webm of the 90 year old wanking has been burnt into my memory ffs
man-love rules ok
its an apartment not a flat. flat stanley is flat
>>225581747OHHHH YOU MADE ME CUM
>>225581747get it posted
>>225581752my flat is a flat
might buy a 1970 dodge challenger and do a vanishing point
>>225581747why would you watch iti've only seen the cropped screenshots of his face
>>225580770Was a thing before it was a thing. You just said it. You're an idiot>Everything is a thing now.>When I was a kid we did bouldering and thought nothing of of it, most people could take it or leave it, a few enjoyed it. Now it's omg BOULDERRIIING.>Japan has always been interesting since since 39,000 years ago. Literally kek. Now it's japaaaaaan :D let's all rush there, let's all learn Japanese.>People enjoyed avocados quietly in their own home.>Dogs have always been great.>Some people likes retro stuff.A minority of people were always vegan, just didn't get V tattoos.>Everything has to be sensationalised and become your identity now. What's the next thing going to be? Winner gets a prize
>>225580710Rorke is the based alpha
she's actually quite peng when she isn't dressed like she's just been thrown through the spare room of a victorian home
unhand my penis
>>225581752foy
>>225581752they called me fat stanley in school
>>225581747Thats why i dont click any link here
>>225581747link
>>2255815860-21-12-01-3>>225581657nah
>>225581791her big pale arse is still big and pale even if shes dolled up like elizabeth i
>>225580778When you can't a cold, the next time you get in the tube and see someone sneeze either without really covering their nose, or sneezing into there hands, just walk up to them and smack the hell out of them. Eventually you won't get a cold again. Can't figure out how many years this will take, I'm not good at calculations. But it is the way
>>225581027>>2255810621 minute apart mental illness
>>225581838ok I will do that
>>225581791Yeah nice arse, would smash bit no D Sneider make up pls
>>225581796surprised he survived the orgasm desu
>>225580829Not those anons, but why are you making up these weird comparisons? I've never aspired to be a Gorilla have you? There are definitely better idols out there chief
>>225581791she's fucking grim and looks like she stinks
>>225581858dont like this
>>225581586Feel bad for the Sunderland away fans who have to travel all the way to Bournemouth but can’t really make the most of it because it’s a Sunday and they have to be at work tomorrow
>>225581853Thumbs up
is donkey kong a chimp or a gorilla
>>225581845they're 1 minute and 30 seconds apart actually
>>225581287>>225581317>>225581345>>225581376TROON FIGHT
>>225581718
>>225581866you'd stutter and stumble if you tried to talk to her mate you're fooling no one
>>225581739Reckon you're my neighbour
>>225581887he's a kong
neighbour has parked directly in front of my house despite there being space outside of his house again
>>225581887A gorilla before Rare, a chimp after RareChunky is a gorilla
>>225581889Takes them that long to think about black cocks... Grim... Mindrapedgrimnessinchastity
People who are obsessed with celebrities may be less intelligent, study suggests
>>225581922He's allowed to. You won't say anything either.>>225581949What a lovely pair of breasts!!!
love this image so much and i don't know whymight be because it reminds me of my dad and his mates
>>225581922stick a burning rag in your fuel tank and drive your car through his living room window
>>225581872>>225581858
>>225581858i look like this
>>225581913*desperate for pussy voice*and what is this STDs name?
>>225581949POV: you are a dog and you've already eaten 3 peanut butter treats today and can't have more
>>225581752Apartment is just a work people use to give a more presentable sound, because they're self conscious. What is this battle of semantics?
>>225581959Bruce the Midget wearing some intense lifts in his Cuban heels for this shot
>>225581949fuark
>>225581944they're women
toby
>>225581978you're a pedophile who is going to jail for possession of child porn once we figure out where you live
>>225581989>bruce the midgethis name is 'turtlemong' ok
>>225581989he's never struck me as insecure about his height
>>225581992What is this comment about? People just say stuff out loud with no relation to anything these days. This place has gone down hill
>>225581913I could smash if she wasnt famous actually
>>225582020lurkmoar
>>225581949good grief
mental how if you just watch certain reels on facebook or tiktok videos you just get recommended the same thing over and overfor instance young gymnastics
