We in this bitch
Welcome to /cum/! a.k.a. Dork City
>no edition or previous Lazy brown skin
Does the short anon still post here
>>225615521Would a dork wear this hat?
I am exhausted
From today's march in Milan
i wear the pants in this house
sepuku time
>>225615632NO
>>225615577Sup
Apu is back on The Simpsons
>>225615648why?
>>225615659How are you and your sister >>225615682There is always tomorrow
>>225615614These are students protesting about air conditioning o algo
>>225615704Im as terrible as ever and I dont care about my sister
>>225615704life is getting worse. i see no end to this suffering
>>225615729What happened
>>225615680>simpsons post S7
>>225615742I was born
>>225615680>during the Floyd Summer of Love they just decided Whites are not allowed to voice non-White characters, uhhh just because ok>Everyone treats this like an iron law nowThat show is so utterly cucked now considering what they used to say
>>225615753Season 8 was good
>>225615737What's so bad about your life Is there anything good you enjoy from day to day or looking forward to
>>225615789you right, I shouldve said S8
>>225615786Are you depressed my sweet shorty
Where'd everyone go? Bingo?
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sprung
>>225615845Zoomer humour is now supplanting millennial humour online
Do you go to hell if you kill yourself?
>>225615910Sniff
>>225615926hell is a jewish concept, not a real place
They're saying Hunter Schafer cut off his wang
>>225615926Yeah, most religions agree on that although with various caveats
>>225615953If truth is real then good is real then good God is real then hell is real
>>225615953What about heaven?
>>225615953Judaism has no hell albeit
>>225615910*rapes*
>>225615996It's Jason, he thought the book of Mark was in the Septuagint lol
>>225615978Heaven...Heaven is a placeA place where nothingNothing ever happens...
>>225615953hell is the english word for hades which is greek but the underworld motif is pretty universal, i think. the jewish word for it is sheol or.
>>225615926Sheeeesh...you probably
>>225616019Couldn't be heaven without you though
The idea that dead people exist forever is retarded
>>225616038It's a talking heads song. I feel like thwy are right but I wish I could see my gramps, parents and brother one more time I guess
>>225616054The idea that anything ends rather than in a constant state of change is retarded
>>225616011There's this unbreakable rule that people who criticize Christianity cannot even understand basic things like this for some reason.
>>225616069where does the soul go after you die, socrates?
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nigga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
>>225616084in fairness, there's no religious education these days
>>225616067Mine was a brand new song
>>225616093I don't know but that's like saying the scientific method is false just because a scientist doesn't know the exact scientific reasoning for every single thing
Troons be like>Christianity, lmao sky daddy that shit is so fake lolThen tell you their soul was born in the wrong body o algo
>>225616054
>>225616054I had a friend to me explain that reincarnation is real because our brain is made of protons and neutrons and even if they end up in a rock or something they'll eventually reform into a human and dreams are memories of your past life and i had to try my hardest not to look at him as if he was a complete and utter fool who doesn't understand how the brain actually stores memories, at all. in any way.
>>225616054We do though, just not in the way you think.We're all part of the same universe. We become one with the universe after death.
>>225615845enjoying the sweet, cool air gently breezing through my window right now
>>225616135Sorry Im not homosexual and even if I were a faggot I wouldnt be interested
There's no way we actually stop existing after death.That makes zero sense
>>225616124There's also billions of retarded brown people coming online talking about "Jesus was a muslim" or "a cow is god" that are impossible to reason with.
>>225616144>but that's like saying the scientific method is false just because a scientist doesn't know the exact scientific reasoning for every single thingthats not like it at all
religion/spirituality is for the delusional. when you die you become a corpse, that is all
>>225616172That isn't gonna stop me from fantasizing about you
>>225616202Well if you take my "I don't know" as an indication that the premise is false, it is. If you were simply asking out of curiosity then it isn't
niggas who put ketchup on mac and cheese deserve to live forever (in hell)
>>225616223You are no longer allowed to celebrate Halloween. BANNED!
>>225616223humans can have a little delusion if the outcomes are good. i agree with you but i've seen a guy turn his entire life around from back to back drugs and partying and jail cells just by having a christian rebirth and now he's married
>>225616223You only get "truth" out of spirituality Truth implies good, because it's good to believe what's true, and good implies God because otherwise goodness would only be a human invention and not truly true, and if real truth doesn't exist then there's no actual reason to accept anything anyone says whether it's based on science or ethics or anything else
>>225616281>Truth implies good, because it's good to believe what's true, and good implies God because otherwise goodness would only be a human invention and not truly true, and if real truth doesn't exist then there's no actual reason to accept anything anyone says whether it's based on science or ethics or anything elsedelulu
>>225616290You need to be 18 to post here
Maybe if we let enough pajeetas in ill manage to get laid
>>225615910Nice. Or maybe not, if it's a man's ass
>>225616349But imagine the smell
Mfers be like >nothing is spiritual, I'm a material atheistThen start talkin' bout karma, zodiac signs or the universe giving them signals.
>>225616369Black skinny guy with a mask kicked him in the back seconds after this btw
>>225616380That's just women
Christian husband, clever folk wife, can it work?
>>225616434dunno
>>225616369the picture that DESTROYED latin america
>>225615483HEY!!! TAKE DOWN THIS THREAD THIS INSTANT!!!
>>225616434Most times women just end up following their husbands. They are not serious beings.
>>225616349i wonder why we've only ever had societies where men vastly outnumber women. sexually frustrated men are not healthy for society, i'm distinctly thinking of some asian countries right now
>>225616192From a conservation of matter perspective, correct
>>225616412Fair enough
>>>/gif/31315235
>>225616488We haven't. It's usually about equal. It has been noticeably weighted towards women before.
>>225616281>Truth implies good, because it's good to believe what's true, and good implies God because otherwise goodness would only be a human invention and not truly true, and if real truth doesn't exist then there's no actual reason to accept anything anyone says whether it's based on science or ethics or anything elseThat's absolutely bullshit.
>>225616624
When did /b/ become just another shitty porn board? Was it during the 2016 election?
Make a good post already...
>>225616665Typing that without explaining is the same as not typing it at all, I think you're an NPC midwit
>>225616672what kind of retard ever used /b/ unironically post 2010
>>225616683
>>225616672its been a porn board since at least 2007, you retard
>>225616714Totally 100% false
>>225616683you're frustrated. i'm frustrated too, on the cob.
around this time my ass starts going poo mode
>>225616692Humans have the capacity to decide what is good.
Neutrality, objectivity, and moderation are chud dog whistles. If you hear anyone using these words they are a crypto fascist
>>225616739https://youtu.be/HaMFveebhFw?is=diL5qzibKjcVNCtY
>>225616758How so, and try to not beg the question "what makes that truly good?"
honestly... i'm not sure
>>225616762Does not bode well for society that many now unironically believe that
>>225616829id rather have self driving cars than a dominican swerving in my lane on their phone
>>225616855It's tranny ideology unironically
>>225616808Because we have free will, you absolute fucking retard
>>225616829I've noticed women really like banning things despite their handmaid's tale LARP about men
Trying to take psyllium husk for fiber but it tastes like dirt and ass
>>225616875Nothing I typed disputes free will >Emotional already I didn't even have to try
>>225616884try chia seeds
>>225616829only if theyre personal cars and not waymos
>>225616884I like metamucil crackers
matalo
>>225616829I don't necessarily trust a self driving car for me, but there are many people who should only be allowed to transport themselves in self driving cars
why is japanese "humor" so awful but the plot of jav porno's are always absurd and hilarious?
Turning without your blinker should cost you a fingertip every time.
>>225616829I'm a commercial driver and I'm okay with it because of this:>>225616858
>>225617006what do you drive?
Did Jason ever come back
>>225617050body fluids between medical labs
>>225617057We lost a jason and gained a samantha!
>>225617057he never left
>>225617064interesting
Why did white people even want the southwest, just let the Mexicans have all that dirt and sand
>>225617077Erm what
>>225617115jason trooned out but his mother won't let him have hrt so he'll never have cute suckable troon tits, SAD!
>>225617093wypoipo love they cowboys and open desert
They call me the Fred Nlanders of sucking big dick
>>225617093Manifest destiny o algo
can’t believe how retarded the average person is
Won an argument
I dont wanna go to work noooooooooooooooooo
Getting fired is hardI said nigger 3 times and the guys were just laughing
>>225617495Do you work swing shift or something
*moons you*
>>225617531closing
I've heard of some sort of witchcraft o algo about how you can get someone to like you or think about you more by jerking off to them, I don't think it's true but I wish it was
>>225617576>retailYucky
>>225617529I once screamed nigger at everyone including my mamager because I'd misread the schedule and didn't even get a talking to.
>>225617529>>225617597things like this would make me think I'm in a lucid dream
>>225617597Yeah it sucks working with all white menI'm a little drunk too but nobody cares because i still kick ass
>>225617632>Yeah it sucks working with all white menYou're the first person to type this without being a Becky who's thirsting for bbc
>>225617624I've been having dreams in which I say nigger in front of my wife and she doesn't even react at all. I don't know what this means
Gen z boss and a mini! Gen z boss and a mini!
>>225617672What the fuck are you talking about
>>225617761Looks pretty straightforward to me
>>225617632No they just think that's how you are. You wouldn't tell a retarded kid that his drawing sucks, would you?
>>225617761Meant for>>225617655
>>225617810One of the guys agreed with what i said and the gm didnt even blink
>>225617672Women just want a man who comes home, kicks the door in, and shouts "boy howdy, Cletus, I sure do hate them niggers"
listening to the doors
Can't title my vehicle because of unpaid parking tickets that I refuse to payWhat's the move here?I tried looking to see if there's another state that lets out of state people title but no luckMaybe I'll drive to the dmv of the closest state on my next off day
>listening to the doorshttps://youtu.be/kQU5OQsb-VE
Dogberg just sneezed
>>225617916drive an armored bulldozer through the dmv
>950 videos>1.64K subscribers
last time i went to the dmv some lady was crying on the floor hysterically
>>225617916Why won't you pay your parking tickets
>>225618013She must have lost her number ticket
https://youtu.be/5M_jh4CA8a8?isI've been to hell... except I spell it DMV
>>225618027I don't respond well to extortionYou give into government thuggery then they learn they can get away with it. I will NEVER pay those tickets.
Are we going to get 'Berta as our new american brothers?
>>225618139based
youtu.be/WTwNzhLvRGsi eat more chickenthan any man ever seen
>>225618139It's a fine, not extortion. If you break a rule, you suffer the consequences. Just the way it goes man. I can understand if it was one of those management companies that's nothing but jeets buying up a parking lot then charging people to use it all of a sudden or something, though. Fuck those niggers
>>225618204*slaps you*
Work got a garnishment order for unpaid student loans#toughoutinthesestreets
Have an exam in 2.5 hours but I really just want to take a shit and sleep. Instead I will go buy a coffee, go to the library and study.
>>225618261look at that fella
>>225617624>>225617529>>225617672I was loyal to a company for over 5 years, gave up vacations and cancelled personal appointments for work. I did 12 hour days for months on end at times, still maintaining top service levels. They fired me after 6 years because my manager wanted to sexually harass me and I wouldn't reciprocate. I'm a guy so I have no recourse. I guess I should've shown up late every day and screamed the N-word. I feel foolish.
>>225618309Was the manager a man or woman?
>>225618309>I guess I should've shown up late every day and screamed the N-word. I feel foolish.HeyI drink on break too, not just late and racist
I'm not catching many fish this year at my usual fall fishin' spots
>>225617093Despite what they say now, there were barely any mexicans in the Southwest back then. in 1850 Los Angeles only had like 1500 people in it. The entire mexican population in the Arizona territory was only like 3000 people at the same time.
i'm sowwy I impwegnated you~it just fewt sooo good on my wee wee~~(〃ω〃)
Just finished watching the boyardee in the stripped pajama, cant believe germans are so evil
>>225618554
>(〃ω〃)you know i cant stay mad at you lil nigga
Iiiii'm gonna start streaming retro games, maybe when slightly touched, playing uncopywrited (at least functionally) new age music, and maybe trying to do some AI fuckery. I wanna have a show to earn some extra bababooeys per month. I'm gonna check out the price of the gear, and what can be done with a grok subscription.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792436011368259.mp4
>/CUM/>Italy, Sweden, Slovenia
>>225618654I decided to go fishing for the first time in my life
>>225618676/sscumi/
>>22561855420 year old tranny to 10 year old girl xhe raped
>a dead bodyAs opposed to what, a living body?
>>225618685that's cool. Speaking of fish, I'm gonna buy an air fryer so I can make the best fish dish in the world, fish & chips with cod! You can get one for like 50€, maybe even less.
Don't think I'ma fap today. Fapped seven times in the last three days, need a break
how catposters feel carrying /cum/
I'm looking into vtubing software but I don't want a cutesy anime avatar. What I'd like to project instead is an otherworldly monstrosity, like a biblically accurate angel or Xavier the Renegade Angel, or an Indian god of some sort, that would create a feeling of unreality and go along with the new age music nicely!
>>225618796what did you fap to?
i’m a short ramus truecel
>>225618850Mostly jav
watched a clip of standup comedy now my youtube feed is all standup comedy
>>225618780>with codHeard that halibut is better
>>225618839I like to listen to Weird Tales stories once in a blue moon....On HorrorBabble! The guy actually knows how to enunciate, a lot of the horror story readers on yt don't despite being native speakers. He also makes his own background music.
>>225618882I wish there was a way to hide all shorts on YouTube
Back in the 2000s a white man saying black things was the height of comedyExample: Steve Carrell in the 40 year old virgin saying "that girl was a ho fo sho"
>>225618882Zoomers HATE standup
>>225618896idk if I've ever had that, but it's probably cheaper, cod costs a fortune even in England afaik
>>225618839i'll have to download some new material
>>225618675got a brain aneurysm trying to match the momentum of the subtitles with his speech, awful experience
>>225618911>And here's why that was based
>>225618882>>225618903use incognito mode
>>225618903>got it! we'll recommend fewer shorts....>7 days later: several rows of shorts in recommends again
I hope seth rogens "comedy" ages poorly in the future.
>>225618931Halibut is more pricey though, premium grade fatty white fish
>>225618911It had to be a nerdy or prim & proper White guy playing the straight man, wiggers were a different genre of white people saying black things comedy, like Malibu's Most Wanted.
Don't forget "Jew smokes weed and treats goyim women like sex objects" comedy!
>>225618987It already has, it's too millennial coded for zoomers. And despite being a millennial unc I am glad because I always thought he sucked.
>>225618780Anyway, why an air fryer? Cant you use a pot and sneed oil heated to 180C to make it the proppa way?
apparently, there's this vtuber program called warudo that does non-anime characters and even fantasy creatures! Yaaaay!
*Seth Rogan laugh*No way!
-. .. --. --. . .-.
>>225619055Be a vtuber who looks like Conan
You would never guess where I'm at right now
>*sister gets raped and rko'd by a crackhead*>Seth Rogan: hey bro that's just part of living in the big city
i'm a millennial (born 1986) with the tastes of a gen xer. i was totally cut off from mass culture as a teenager.
>>225618990>A recent October 2026 market-price reference estimates retail halibut at €4.10–€7.47 per kg>In Slovenia, cod (polenovka) has an indicative price of around €11–€22 per kg for cod fishthis is what chatGPT has to say. I will look into buying halibut cause that's a good price for a kilo of fish
bitch niggas
>>225619045because you don't need a lot of oil and air fried shit is healthy and they say it's good for making juicy chicken and it's cheap, as I said, it's just sensible to buy one
>>225619032towards the end of seinfeld i started to realize i had a problem with the jewish people in a contemporary, cultural way. when this genre of movie started to appear I became disgusted with their entire portfolio of entertainment strategies. i noticed too much.
>>225619106Here's my guess:Brazil
Imagine coming inside the big house after a long morning whippin' slaves and this bedwench is waitin' for ya, all sweaty like.
I wonder if Putin was shitting himself when that wagner general was on a warpath to Moscow
>>225619085my voice ain't that manly, tho that's a cool idea
I gave a stray cat some catnip, and she ate itI thought they just roll around in it and sniff it
>>225619120That's great>>225619157I mean if you want to eat greasy oily shit mught as well go all the way down with it
>>225619185Yes but also at the gym
>>225619165Seinfeld & Friends were two giga-jewish shows of that era
>>225619194Segs
>>225615483Dont use my face as OP
>>225619226Probably killed that cat
>>225619226I have 2 and one of them chews it and spits it out usually (sometimes eats it)The other just sniffs and rolls
>>225618222Fines are just another way for the government to rob the people. They find excuses to ticket people to fill their coffers and hit their metrics. I got ticketed because I left my car in a parking spot for longer than 2 consecutive days without moving it Mind you this is a parking spot where the signs explicitly say you can park pretty much all week.
My bank account is overdrafted themehttps://youtu.be/d8malp6iu48
It's almost time for the forever sleep, when you really think about it in the context of deep time. I just hope when it's all over, they'll say I meaningfully contributed to shareholder value.
am i a loser? NO!
This is what peak male performance looks like
lived in a trailer park, as a teenager, and the young park dwellers hated cats, and made a game of killing themyoutu.be/7heMtGIeG6o
>>225619410Never post furry garbage here ever again
There was this really loud and obnoxious Albanian guy in my HVAC class, probably one of the most annoying mother fuckers I've ever met, and one day he quoted a Pete Davidson joke and immediately I thought "yeah this is the type of guy who I imagine would find Pete Davidson funny."
>>225619414And now they're all drug addicted losers
>>225619418No.
>>225619432Smartest Albanian
>>225619432Eho the hell is pete davidson
>>225619524His name is skeet
>>225619524That snl retard with a tattoo of hillary clinton
Just took a massive poo.
I view someone having a Hillary Clinton tattoo the way I view someone having a moloch tattoo
>>225619502i am still mad about the ending
>>225619581A tattoo of moloch would be cool
>>225619603Tattoos aren't cool
Tattoos are cool. I have multiple tattoos.
I remember giving spinster a mental breakdown because I said tattoos are ugly or some shit
>>225619106the gym?
>>225619706You remember believing you gave her a mental breakdown
Tatoos are for subhumans
I have tattoos and am in the process of getting them removed. It's probably going to take about a year 2bh. Maybe longer.
>>225619727Na she was all "I think I need to take a break" and shit lol, I made her really upset over abortion too because of course she has the white woman obsession with killing babies
I do not find a single thing appealing enough to permanently graft into my skin
>>225619734lmao
>>225619706Spinny was pretty easy to set off tbqh
>>225619772Abortion is obviously needed in society, you're blinded by delusion if you think otherwise.>muh killing babiesA disgusting oversimplification
>>225619828Only in cases where the mother's life is in danger, not because the baby is simply an inconvenience >Muh disgusting Lol based foid brain
any cool Trump speeches/moments anyone would like to share?
>>225619772'member how she'd get mad if anyone was racist in /cum/ but if you posted some news headline like this, she'd start spouting off about browns and not report the racism anymore? lel
>>225619772Yes, not because of a mental breakdown but because people being nasty for it's own sake didn't appeal to her. That's why she stopped posting here at all
>>225619871She took shit posts too seriously and had terrible ethics, I remember her telling a recovering addict that he has her permission to relapse because he had a bad day
>>225619863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GnYtuhZXzo
>>225619106my dih?
>>225619899>I remember her telling a recovering addict that he has her permission to relapse because he had a bad dayFoids call this empathy
A Disturbing Clue Suggests Amelia Earhart Survived Her Crash. And Then She Was Eaten by Crabs.
Mexicans be like>Ay caramba! Life is le sacred! Abortion is murder!I'm not for abortion either I just think mexcriment are the most two faced shitskins on the planet
>>225619912why is he so lovable, bros?
>>225619949What a peculiar strawman to make
>>225619866Honestly that's actually kinda based and hilarious
>>225619949Santa Muerte needs their souls o algo
>>225619976>strawmanNot really
saitama vs goku
>>225619999Quads It's like saying >White people really be protesting racism and then go and attend a kkk rally You know "Mexicans" make up millions of people right
>>225619945Lol thought this was a clickhole headline
When I see some posts were deleted, I ALWAYS open desuarchive only to find out what was there. Are you same as me?
>>225619977You had to pre-empt her reporting you for racism by doing that
had scrambled eggs with sum cheese, cayenne pepper, Turkish chili and garlic powder for supper. Tomorrow I'm going for sum takoyaki.
>>225620015Cartel deaths are going to skyrocket if Goku doesn't win
>>225615483stop hating on indians
>>225620026Yes and they're all like that
oh, and unleavened corn bread. Love that stuff, it's so cheap at Lidl, I'm just gonna drop white bread altogether.
>>225620072
ate only peanut butter and jelly sandwiches yesterday, that's all i will eat today, and tomorrow
i have no friends
I raped spinster! I raped spinster!!
>>225620048No you don't need to do that w addon, why would you use vanilla 4cuck
>>225620072>korean flag>telling others not to be racist
only, I added some parsley to the eggs that was leftover from dinner. That was a very bad idea, don't do that at home, folks.
>>225620091>>225620136indians are chill on /int/
>>225620108Most people live like this without realizing it
>>225620205are you indian?
Boomers are the generation most in denial about aging Every gen of old people has some amount of old people that can't accept their aging, but boomers are especially extreme in insisting an 80+ year old is actually still a young spry man probably because they're inching closer to that number themselves they find it paramount to deny the reality of aging I just wonder why theyre more in denial than past gens.
>>225620272A lot of them believed (or still believe) that they wouldn't have to die because some sci-fi transhumanist thing was right around the corner too
see endless posts on facebook of dead punk rockers and skateboarders, depressing
I'm so fucked up and evil...
>>225620026Way to miss his point retardThe most religious ones that are against abortion and wear big trashy crosses are also the ones involved in cartels that murder peopleThat's the irony he's pointing out Are you pretending to be dumb or are you naturally like this
im The Nobody
I raped spinster to death. By the end she was crying so hard. Didn't mean for it to happen she was just so easily rapeable
>>225620341Name a "most religious" Mexican involved with murdering people. Inb4 more autistic seething without answering the question
sexico
Where the fuck is the new it's LATE
>>225620341>The most religious ones that are against abortion and wear big trashy crosses are also the ones involved in cartels that murder peoplewhere do you get this impression
>>225620516By observing Hispanics in the real world. It's always some drug dealing felon that has a trashy large tattoo of the Virgin Mary
listening to the radio
>>225620598And likewise before you call me racist you can observe the same phenomenon among some poor whites.
>>225620502>>225620663You lazy peons.
>>225620450>no true scotsmanOk
>>225620598That's a lowest common denominator, you make it seem like it's normal
>>225620329same here
>>225620252>>225554216
