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forgot to cancel my fansly subs again ffs
andy burnham is now making KETCHUP cost 60% more
do you condemn khamas?do you condemn khamas?do you condemn khamas?do you condemn khamas?do you condemn khamas?oy vey remember the 6 quadrillion
i'm a virgin actually
>>225615635Just had a cry over the ex gf again>>225615654Never seen more beautiful women than when I went to Rome
>>225615669I make my own ketchupthe government hate me
>>225614267you have been posting all day in about three dozen different threads completely unrelated about israel and palestine>>225614267>>225614352>>225615619>>225615510state of you
*owns you*
>>225615673Have you read any of David Irving’s books
Is there a more worthless statistic then GDP?Literally tells you nothing about how poor or rich a country is
thread challenge: no politics, no cuckposting, no racism
tonight's dinner
I'd fight for Black rights
hello...
Can't be bothered to go to the gym
>>225615768absolutely scrandelous
>>225615748
>>225615768alri eli
>>225615784he'll just say you've used inspect element or something to hide itno fool like a schizo fool
the jews made me a virgin o algo
>>225615754the goog says he's a holocaust denier is he one of the smart ones or one of the schizo ones
>>225615784just stop it, jewlads dismantled you
>the islamo-communists have taken over in france>they should have voted for the republicans o algo
>>225615781Tonight's the night
WOKE BOLLOCKS
>>225615813He’s very smart
woke up and feel like shit will probably have a headache too
>>225615807yh probably a mistake to even humour cunts like him ah well say la vee
barbecue chicken pizza from co-op for tea
>>225615669>>225615673>>225615784>>225615819>>225615823
>>225615844yeah?
>>225615768What in the name of mercy is appealing about a "kitchen sink cookie"? Any yanks care to comment? To me it sounds like its made out of all the old food gunk you pull out of the drain
I never did any drugs other than weed, never drunk underage or had any cool sex stories like a threesome or shagging a girl in back alley. If I ever had kids I would have nothing interesting to tell them about
Had a wank to some nice tranny porn earlier.
>>225615867slaughtered those boring neeks
>>225615867ay u rite my fault gang lets jus post about popeyes chicken n nba highlights n shiett
Was looking at the price of houses in spain and fook me they are expensive as shit!Costs the same amount of money to buy an apartment in Madrid as it does to buy one in new york city ffs
I got scammed into watching inbetweeners.What an abhorrent show.
got myself a 27 inch monitorit fits so much on screeneverything is so tinyi feel like god watching down on everythingwhat a pathetic little worm i was on 24incheverything is my bug ready to be delimbed and toyed with
>>225615881Not sure anyone should be telling their kids about shagging in back alleys
@alldidn't ask
tfw u are in the club and a girl is dragging you through the dance floor by the hand you walk past a fit girl so you glance backand she also glances back at you and you briefly make eye contactthen later you're dancing without the girl you were with earlier and you see her a little away from you so you fish for eye contact and she seems to ignore you despite your moment earlierfucking jokes
>>225615913grow up ffs
>>225615897spanish property market is completely fucked, you should look in portugal for cheap property
>>225615908Join the naxalites
>>225615908You wouldn’t get it you’re Indian It’s like me trying to understand bollywood
>>225615913yeah it's nice but you have to be on 1440p at least otherwise it looks shite
>>225615931
Mad how that new Tesla makes all those bollocks scenes with the cars basically flipping and flying over people realistic
>>225615908well yeah i imagine the humour doesn't translate much to a non-british audience
>>225615934Portugal is getting flooded with yank expatsTons of american vloggers galavanting around lisbon nowadays and im not fond of that teebeeach
got two 27" monitors me
I have two 27 inch monitorsI look down on YOU!
>>225615834god's plan
>>225615975Got me a 42in 4k oled
>>225615968FOY
>>225615975just get a 34" widescreen at that point
I have 2.7 inch penis. Suck on that!
>>225616025I hope she farts! COR!!!
>>225615975>>225615993SameThe monitor meta
>>225615948BenQ Mobiuz EX271QMZ OLED 27" 2K QD-OLED 240Hz FreeSync HDR10 HDMI 2.1 USB-C Widescreen Gaming Monitormatemight watch john adams later. christen the monitor with some kino>>225616009that's just showing off
225616009>giant blurry tv as a monitor for pop poplollmao even
>>225615939There's cringe comedy and then there's whatever that was.There was a scene where one of the boys runs over a squirrel because he felt insulted. In what universe is that funny?
https://youtube.com/shorts/mJancEkx7J8
>>225616025white man pov
back from toil too tired to do anything maybe I can watch an hour of tv before falling asleep
I have a 50 inch monitor but the display resolution is 1366x768, I'm a broke NIGGA!!!!
>>225616028with all due respect you have no clue what youre talking about
That's the youtube video uploaded with zero views. Like shouting in a forest.
I have a 27" monitor and a 22" monitor it's very unaesthetic and I like it
>>225616087link your channel x
>>225616049Its a proper monitor138hz, g-sync, all that there
>>225616076our primitive human brains cannot comprehend more than 1366x768 anyway
young women hate young white men
its actually mental how much javs mog western porn
>>225616114matemyBenQ Mobiuz EX271QMZ OLED 27" 2K QD-OLED 240Hz FreeSync HDR10 HDMI 2.1 USB-C Widescreen Gaming Monitorhas TWO HUNDRED AND 40 hzjust to let you know
>>225616051not as funny as this i’ll give you
>>225616121grow up
https://youtube.com/shorts/dNBPl7rvCJk Bro is white knighting bitches from AI and shit
>>225616129cor
>>225616121yeah if you like all the fun parts blurred and the women screeching like stray cats
>>225616145fucking SCREAMING at this
Having a vodka and squash. Got no mixers in but fancied something fruity
>>225616051he was mugging him off
>>225616087You'll join the big leagues soon mate don't worry
>>225616009>>225616114phwoari rescind my previous rude comment how far away do you sit away from that bad boy
do you wank to british porn ladsI don't but only because there is no british porn industry in my particular niche
>>225616110>tfw seething because now even white bitches and snapchatting whitebois instead of ME! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT! keep posting brother
>>225616051Like I said you wouldn’t get it because it’s cultural. Just like I will never understand bollywood
DIE! DIE! DIE!
saw a star wars alien floating around on his little pod in bunnings
>>225616173alri mr beast
>>225616134i have thats why im allowed to watch it>>225616145mate just squint your eyes it unblurs it
ziedy's posts don't really hit when you know he also posted this
>>225616177sometimes, but then I watch a video and it's a woman with a thick northern accent going "oh yeah fuck me" and I get instantly turned off
a puritan is such a monstrous thingthat loves democracy and hates the king...a puritan is he whose heart is bentto cross the king's designs in parliament.where whilst the place of burgess he doth bearhe thinks he owes but small allegiance there...so that with his wit and valour he doth trye,how the prerogative he may deny
>>225616201>mate just squint your eyes it unblurs it>japanese porn
Gherkins extremely lush I must say
>>225616175A little more than arms lengthTook some time to get used to but its nice
Report the postsIt is imperative that the parasite is reminded that it does not belong here
>>225616239which posts mate?
>>225616212ziedy's men's mental health hour
japs don’t care about decency or whatever they only blur their knobs because they’re fucking tinyhave literally never once seen a massive knob in any jav vid they’re only ever upper mediumish
>>225616251the aus flag
I can't stop pooing out me arse
>>225616239who mate you king of brit
>>225616230that is not very ergonomic but as long as you are happy
>>225616251"those"you know the ones
>Hunter Schafer Reveals She Underwent Bottom Surgery Last Year
>>225616227I tend to buy the little jar of cocktail ones especially if the jar is cheaper.
>>225616258that what your interested in porn for? the massive knobs?
listening to countryeating walnuts & frozen strawberries thinking ive shelby made ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk_8t71YVDk
:(
>she
bluds a japanese nob expert
>>225616275we all know its you making then complaining about them for attention
>>225615126thank you bro. i don't really know where i'll find the inspiration or whimsy or child-like wonder to pull me out of this rut. in time, though.
>>225616277
>>225616277ummy
>>225616239Announcing a report is against the rules lad
>>225616277tonight's wank sorted
Mousenonce is addicted to heroin and xanax thanks to piehead
Really don't care for the pat butcher gimmick. He never gets any response and yet he's still at it daily.
>>225616263you suck up to the imaginary jews in your head to piss off the imaginary muslims that live in your head rent freeyou know who else does that?INDIANS
right well thats my interest in hunter schafer gone
right well i'm never wanking to hunter schafer again
i wonder if the doctor kept his willy and bollocks in a jar
might go to yorubaland this summer
>>225616203satan worshipper throwing up the horns to no1s surprise
>>225616277Won't be long until they really perfect bottom surgery and then it's literally over for cis women
>>225616328hunter's got them on his mantelpiece at home. it's a conversation starter at dinner parties
get hunter tacked on to the pat butcher posts because that bitch is DEAD
A tranny without a nob is like an angel without wings
>>225616328no they turn them inside out to make the neovaginal canal
>>225616277an angel lost her wings>>225616283no x
>>225616335Mind if I tag along?
>>225616335why
>>225616289had to do this in left 4 dead 2 the other weekso sad
none of you were shaggin hunter schafer anyway
what is a princess without her wand
>>225616345>>225616350scr
what does it feel like sticking your willy in one of those neo-vaginas?
>>225616320all the celebs are getting it done, so when are you getting your new fanny plumbed in?
need a hobby, a passionany suggestions?need to get my 'joie de vivre' because im bored to death of live atm
can't pay my taxes because the access to the service is barred by like 10 trillion digital locks fucking fuming
Sir Benito Mussolini, the sword of islam and the Duce of italy, libya, albania, Eritrea, somalia, and Ethiopia (PBUH)
ziedy banned again :/nun he cud do really :/
>>225616366salty bags of sand
>>225616378they do say if you're bored of pooing, you're bored of life
>>225616360you don’t know that. she might
some days i stink of fish some days i stink of shit
theyre finally burning down mosques ...
>>225616405alri fishmonger from India
>>225616378drugs alcohol porn gaming wasting time online etc
>>225616405i've heard enough. give him full pip for life
>>225616422raor
Religious sectarianism really grinds my gears
>>225616358you seen the 64 bit port coming?we're gonna have as many claude slop mods as we could ask for
>>225616409Deport every single brown person from the west immediately.
just looked up neovagina picturenot into it desu
Shagging Chewbacca from Star wars
>>225616351sure mate we can make a thing of it>>225616352get me a yoruba missus>>225616378Deport every single brown person from the west immediately.
Doesn't it hurt shagging a bumhole?
>>225616423Right well wheres his eyes gone then?
thomas edison invented the lightbulb
>>225616366I'm not sure but apparently it's incredibly painful for them. It's not a real, flexible vagina of course, so it's essentially a solid cavity in their body. So for it to not hurt, the penis they shag needs to ease tally be the same size as the hole inside them
does anyone here actually like their jobs?
>>225616460roar
i will never have sex with hunter schafer
i wonder what happened in my childhood that made me scared of other people
>>225616481Yeah if there are spiky poo nuggets
>>225616481some girls like it some dont
Antonio meiucci invented the telephone
>>225616378get into building little toy robots like myself and make your room a complete embarrassment making everyone who enters cringe
>>225616501someone scared you bigly
Sabrina Sex Arse
>>225616494Only saddos do
>>225616481My ex let me try to shag her bumhole once. Even with lube it wouldn't go in. I'd just push against it and nothing would happen
>>225616501Some people are just born with anxious temperaments
zoomers love eating shit and smelling shit and putting their dicks in shit
>>225616494Yeah it's alright
>>225616491in other words it's fucking useless, can end up stinking of shit permanently, is a prime spot for infections and will be regretted a few years after it's done?
My mum is a sex arse and my dad is a kangaroo
having a poo aren't I
>>225616489timmers
>>225616494not really didn't like my last one either don't think I'd like any job where I have to speak to anyone just don't like speaking to people
>>225616494i want to die constantly
>>225616532
>>225616536start doing this
>>225616578ktim but im unemployed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmzLX_weRMc
sorry cant talk. im eating chicken thighs and sweet potato
what do you all do for a living then
>>225616593ktim
>>225616481Why on earth would it hurt?
>>225616601Im a technician
>>225616601NEETNever been uni or college or sixth formNever had a job in my entire lifeAm 24
>>225616601doxxable info
>>225616601atom smasher
>>225616601make excellent posts on brit
>>225616601JIDF agent
Alysa Liu is a mid hapa
>>225616601I post
>>225616601poo sampler
>>225616601i dream a dream of death
>>225616601write prompts into claude code for the civil service
>>225616601CEO
>>225616601gay porn actor
>>225616601health inspector at the nuclear plant
>>225616621
601Yeah im not falling for this (You) bait
>>225616601comfy civil service job
>>225616601prime minister of the uk
>>225616601IT flex for a very small charity
>>225616536im a zoomer and i do like eating ass but only if its clean id retch if my tongue ever touched my gfs shit
im a neet incel
>>225616659wog lover
>>225616680kek this is me
>>225616647real pooman beingand a real queero
What do you all do for a living then?
i'm a neet incel virgin
>>225616701i rape my own arse
what do they living do for you then?
>>225616601wanking
when the saxon began to wank
What do you all do for a dying then?
>>225616609a technician of what>>225616634is this a new job for you or have they made you switch to ai coding>>225616654doing what?>>225616660what's it flex
>>225616536not a massive fan of anal as sometimes i get poo on me even with a condomlike the concept of eating arse but i'm sure i'd run in to the same issue but instead of poo on my willy it's poo on my tongue
>>225616701pokemon card scalper
had a look at the local job market earlier and it made me want to kill myself
>>225616701I work in an indian call centre
>>225616701wanking
>>225616749all the jobs are for foreigners now, sorry
neet, incel, no skills, education, experience, bald, fat, smelly, and a mong all things that are true about me
rorke have you put the black bin out? it's collection tomorrow
i came out the womb wanking
>>225616749business idea: undertakerhearing suicides are on the rise
>>225616749im off in a hellish call centre with insane turnover because there's nothing else
>>225616782a spurious lie
>>225616782dont have a black bin
>>225616802LIAR
clocks go back tonight lads
>>225616782bins out on wednesday
Port of Liverpool Building, around 1907 and 2026
>>225616782I only interact with the white bin
>>225616827mine is green ok
leftypol wants black bins banned
happy to answer any questions you may have about AWS
cocks go black tonight
can't say black bins anymore they're african american bins
me? i do IT
at 29 i sometimes think of going to uni. never went. i have a good chunk of savings so at the end of it i wouldn't be in an awful position. it's a part of life i never got to experience. dunno what i'd want to do. same issue i had at 18. i think i'm just destined to work shit, meaningless jobs my whole life and life a boring, minimal life within my means
rorke walking around
>>225616870it's actually BAME bins
>>225616844wonder how many rooms in here they actually use
>>225616876do what?
best app to meet quiet meek autistic ugly girls ?
What do you do for a dying then?
fox ate my food waste bin
anyone here ever shagged Thai or Chinese escorts?considering it
>>225616903used to toil there me
>>225616915flies got into mine so it's full of maggots, I chucked it in the woods
Michael Jackson was so so much better than the Beetles. Nobody will admit this though because of the prestige they have. The Beetles are like an expensive Wine you'll say you totally get, and love because you'll seem unrefined if you don't hold it to high regard
>>225616928how many rooms did you use then
>>225616906reset passwords and show people where the power button is
>>225616933are you perhaps brown of skin
new toilet seat lads. whaddaya think
>>225616967classic
>>225616966it's biodegradable
>>225616953the beatles are shit and we're done pretending otherwise
>>225616737>what's it flexThe charity I work for has so few employees that I'm the only person in IT so all IT shit is offloaded on to me, including sysadmin, networking, tech support, etc
>>225616953he has like three good songs mate beatles have loads
okay this is spooky
> Russian drone strike on park in Kharkiv Oblast kills children and infantThoughts?
finished my chicken thighs and sweet potato now so i am back and ready to post
>>225616958we worked in one big room probably only ever went in about 6 rooms
>>225616996You boring sod
>>225616973useless post
billie jean? not rorkes loverthe kid? not his son
>>225617016ooooo
>>225617016Looks like ai
>>225616844get it burnt down by yellow eyed cronem because nigel farage
2bh, all plastic should be biodegradable. would solve a lot of problems
only ever known women to believe in ghosts never met a man who did
agreed, the beatles are overrated. they're good but not that good
>>225617073i hsve
>>225617017Azov did it
>>225617021thats mad>>225617096also mad
>>225617049mad how we just berry rubbish really
>>225617073mikey did
really is mental when you think about it
fun
Just seen a political post outside of /pol/
I like The Beatles. I have even walked across Abbey Road.
got my arse out
Remember the exact moment I heard about Michael Jackson's deathWas making a Mongoose track on Foundry Halo 3 forge mode and my mum comes in and goes "Michael Jackson's dead" and I went "oh ok"One of those moments that carves itself indelibly in the memory bank
>>225617144fuck off ian you fraggle
had a beatles phase it didn't last long
>>225617122I would berry my dick so far inside your ass that whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art.
>>225616601demmies aggregator
>>225617016laughing emoji reaction
>>225617142Not possible, that's against the rules
new call of duty is a return to form it's over for that battlefield shit
>>225617162I don't understand this insult but i would appreciate it if you were kinder to me.
>>225617160great post
>>225617134just fell out my chair
>>225616701poo baker
>>225617205And yet it still happens Bit of a conundrum innit
Ian's favourite beatle? all of them of course
well said soulja boy
>>225617192it’s not supposed to be a serious art
>>225617252>>225617252>>225617252
>>225617216Mmmm love me commericals for the pentagon i do
>>225617192I was in summer school, think i was 10/11 at the time and the fucking teacher made all of us kids do a report on him Still laugh at that decades later
