memphis design edition
>>225621497
Any lads hiring escorts this week?
nth for the holodem
anyone else getting loads of shorts on their youtube search? used to just be one row but now it's like 15 shorts, then one video, then 15 more shorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgt-T3C02KA
OOOHHHH, HE'S ONLY DONE THE PRANK WHERE HE'S SENT THEM TO THE WRONG THREAD!FLIPPIN NORA! WHAT IS HE LIKE?
>>2256215302 years ago I tried too. But, I am an ocd incel and my dick could get up because of my mental ilness
Four billion worldwide population—all living—have a Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see. Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight tv sight-and-sound recorded by your brain, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brainwash Radio—lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda.
Memphis Design is way better than Corporate Memphis
I'm a cringe loser!
>>225621569was just saying this down the looney bin
>>225621574how so x
>>225621497for me, its gen x soft club
man this general is so fucking fast I love the energy but I don't know how you lads talk about anything
>>225621591most of it is nonsense to be honest
>>225621591its not really talking. its more screaming pure consciousness into the abyss
bloody hell john adams was greaton my new 27 inch 240hz benq monitormakes me long to be of the 18th centurythe best of the centuriesfuck i love the 18th century so fucking muchEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love the 18th century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225621550youtube has been fucked for me for a few weeks nowall my recs on the home page are just videos from the last two channels I watched something's going on
anyone have sexual intercourse this Wednesday?
we really do be letting the days go by
>>225621622yeah with JOE MAMA
>>225621592how does it smell
>>225621615Wow, a 27 inch 240hz benq monitor! That's really something!Ever had sex with a woman that you didn't pay for?
>>225621592What retard actually believes this was originally a sphinx? It was obviously a lion
>>225621622no nor any other wednesday
>>225621622yes, with you
>>225621642me
>>225621615watching shit on your pc monitor is grimget a telly
>>225621615are you subbed to Townsends on youtube?
>>225621622no but hopefully next Wednesday
>>225621587was messaging some people I knew at uni in a cringe-loserish waysort of letting them know that I have no friends and never do anything and basically asking them to invite me to clubbing with them (even though I never said yes when they asked me at uni)
They call me Primordial Truth. The call me Wolfblade. They call me Celestial Untouchable
>>225621683s
>>225621537drip
>>225621550i dont watch shorts and have recommend ations turned off but piers morgan keeps turning up in the subscription tab despite me not being subscribed and i have to keep manually removing it actually makes me sick seeing the mans face
Wednesday btw, most retarded word spelling stupid name for a day
>>225621670that's fucking sad mate
>>225621615love when he meets king george
>>225621702yh
are girl chavs real or a fiction thing? what are they like? do they wear these tracksuits and drink booze during the day?
>>225621701woden's day innit
>>225621618Yeah mine is similarAnd always Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer
>>225621550you must watch the beetles
>>225621670kinda basedpurse their friendship! win their hearts!
>>225621711chavs went extinct
>>225621642
cat dead, details later
>>225621669tell me about itwhy specifically next wendesday and how much is she charging
>>225621723They're not extinct, they're 40 now
>>225621698does this wool jumper mog or nah
do you think you've ever given someone advice on here that fucked up their lifelike recommending a stock or something to invest in and the /brit/poster does it and they lose all their money scc
raping ianpops
>>225621738rip
>>225621752UM
>>225621751no i only give good advice
>>225621737seen that nigga in runescape
>>225621622did some intense cuddling with the toilfu yesterday but no sex as of yet
>>225621752Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>225621723what replaced them? there must still be delinquents up to no good
>>225621781Ian would never say this you charlatan
>>225621723they evolved into this type of woman
>>225621779oh nice so it went well then? did she like the dinner?
>>225621640know that the pleasures of the earth are to be inherited by the autisticand for all your malignant whining you are naught but a spiritual pikey>>225621657nah this one is ace mate. got my hifiman sundaras on too.>>225621663don't need to be. if im wont to watch ill watch but i wont subject myself to youtube's homepage
>>225621786the brown youth
>>225621786'roadmen'
>>225621747i like it
Jeff is fucking dead lads
there isnt really a functional difference between chavs and roadmen. except maybe the music they listen to
>>225621711they wear ugg boots, those pants with "juicy" printed on the arses, hair scraped back in pony tail, loads of cheap tacky gold hoop earings, will have a double buggy with mixed race kids and you hear and smell them before you see themabsolutely grotesque creatures
I missed my chance to travel to the uk and get mugged by a female chav I'm so sad
bashin meself in tonightthrowing me self in the lake
>>225621550lives and shorts for me
>>225621716Does it mean anything, I just recently started spelling Wednesday properly >>225621743cause that's when she comes back, I've never hired an escort and probably never will
>>225621786in every western country blacks and browns are the majority delinquents. the whites that would have their own subculture i.e chavs just get absorbed into the former groups instead
>>225621828no he's in new yorkknowing his sort he's probably joined a gang by now
>>225621786the humble charva
>>225621796tacky cheap orange whores who holiday in dubai
Rate my specs lads
>>225621856irish pikeys still exist as a culture
>>2256218752006 calledthey want their system back
>>225621798she was pleasantly surprised and grateful for the dinner although it's tough to say if she actually liked it - she said it was really good but only ate about half of it. She does seem to eat like a bird though, she's pretty slimthen we cuddled very close and affectionately on the sofa which was lovely and I even felt her bum a couple times, I think cuddling is extremely underrated
>>225621830roadmen are more likely to plunge a blade into your carotid if you ask them to turn their music down
What horror films y'all watching this Halloween?
majorly want to kms
facts
2 of my aunts died this year.
>>225621875Lol very similar to my 4chan/Youtube laptop.
>>225621872must be terribly grim, being a Welsh chav in 2026
>>225621932gonna watch hellraiser one of these nightsgonna watch it on my BenQ Mobiuz EX271QMZ OLED 27" 2K QD-OLED 240Hz FreeSync HDR10 HDMI 2.1 USB-C Widescreen Gaming Monitor
>>225619827>>225619827>>225619827
arse smells very ripe tonight
'kin state
sir coventry city have failed in their bid to topple sir tottenham hotspur
>then we cuddled very close and affectionately on the sofa which was lovely and I even felt her bum a couple times, I think cuddling is extremely underratedthink i just threw up a littlesmall dick energy
it's bad ladsit's really bad
my fantasy circa 2010 was to travel to the great city of london and have a female teenager like that girl in Fish Tank mug me and she'd pull a knife and be like OI WANKER GIMME YOUR WALLET and I'd be like oh no but what iz thiz mademoizelle pleaze do not hurt me I am a touriste
>>225621941Key Management Store?
eating a crap
>>225622003grim
>>225622001what's wrong honey x
>>225622003right okay then
>>225622016what's grim about it
>>225621828just post about cocaine and the yank flag that replies is 90% him
>>225621918Built it in 2012, upgraded the card in 2015, haven't booted it up since about 2021
rorke getting put in his place by rasheed
Fucking HATE when I end up doing the last post in a thread. embarassing>>225621653
filenamelad is mouldymicrowavelad
>>225622003hot
>>225622034rorke picking himself back up
>>225621903i said white mate
>>225622028london is shit and grim and you want to get mugged by some druggie
>>225622039What festival? Was it fun?
>>225622022spurs won
https://youtu.be/Js2qLuIt6CQ>>225619827 >>225619827>>225619827
>>225622000mate if it wasn't clear before this is all a brand new experience for me, I'm sure a top shagger neck deep in pussy such as yourself finds a cuddling session with a pretty girl boring but it makes me very happy
>>225622055what's your fantasy then?
time to give my BenQ Mobiuz EX271QMZ OLED 27" 2K QD-OLED 240Hz FreeSync HDR10 HDMI 2.1 USB-C Widescreen Gaming Monitor a kiss goodnighttake off the british wool herringbone throwhave a piss and clean my teethwash my hands then cleanse my faceput on a little bit of beauty of joseon ricemilk tonerand settle down into the fortress of dreams
>>225622003i went to london once and a group of black kids tried to mug meone kid was like "oi mate nice shoes, give them to me"and i said "try and take them" they did notlondon, full of negros
>>225622039i feel that. i really do everytime it happens i just rage at how idiotic the short post limit is for a board with dedicated generals
>>225622074go to paris and shag some french tart
>>225622049>you've won this round rasheed but now im going to post the most EPIC memes about deporting you and i will post them on twitter all day!
just sat down
>>225622039i saw the post actually but chose not to reply
>>225622074sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Outfut came from shein
>>225622086stand back up bitch nigga
>>225622078Sounds extremely lush lad
>>225622068thats why youre a virgin mateyoure a bigger pussy than the girl
we aren't getting out of this mess by voting
>>225621786deanos and deanettes
>>225622115something's got to give matehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIeIwI2bfuc
>>225622118clean it up janny
>>225622118True we need Divine intervention x
Anyone got a BenQ Mobiuz EX271QMZ OLED 27" 2K QD-OLED 240Hz FreeSync HDR10 HDMI 2.1 USB-C Widescreen Gaming Monitor? Thinking of getting one
>>225622034Why do we need to bring rorke and rasheed into this ffs :_; its just some poor ol shopkeeper defending his livelihood
>>225622166he voted for it
>>225622078REALLY enjoy this gimmick, please keep it up
>>225622154you won't believe this
anyone see that picture of the naked old white couple in francebunch of blacks literally stole their clotheshilarious and sad simultaneously
>>225622118try not to think about it x
>just ordered a new pc monitor>suddenly there's some kind of micro gimmick about a pc monitor on /brit/FOG (fuck off gangstalkers)
>>225622117well what matters is she doesn't think that, not some boring twat on the internet x
there were lots of people coughing at work today. hope i don't catch anything.
half of these posts are bot postsrefuse to believe anyone is that mentally unwell
is it because i is black?*oora, loora, toora loo-rye-aye*
lads i've got my Halloween joke. im going as a knight so when people are like, "why are you dressed as a knight" i'll say "cos im like King Arthur. Well i do Camelot!"
This iconic photo is most likely A.I. generated.
>>225622222100% she does think thatwomen do not find that nice guy fluffy wuffy cuddly shite attractive
>>225622109ok
lots of POLITICAL posts in this general
>>225621941and I want kroupi blitzing down the wing, but we aren't getting neither so we gotta make best with what we have
>>225622236ObviouslyGot to be an absolute mongo to believe it was real
bit of video games before beddy byes I think
>>225622261>women do not find that nice guy fluffy wuffy cuddly shite attractivecertified shagger here, yes they do (when appropriate)
On reddit when they make a joke they put screaming at the end of their own post but they shorten it to /s
>>225622236prove it
>>225622261why are you getting so angry
>>225622288s
>>225622235camelot like cum a lotanyone? i'll take a pity scream
>>225622274Wonder if that old photo of the chav undressing for the knife wielding black is fake/staged as well
everything i do around women is an ick
>tfw mugging fetishJust want an orrible woman to be a bit cruel to me. No one understand...
>>225622288ummm no?
Got the a$ap rocky on https://youtu.be/AeOe9Lh-MYQ
>certified shagger here, yes they do (when appropriate)
>>>/gif/31305486
>>225622331>No one understand...I do...
Who actually has these scat/piss fetishes? Not really understanding how anyone could have these fetishes for waste
>>225622331>woman to be a bit cruel to mewomen only do cruelty they know nothing else other than
just woke up
>>225622363It's just spaki spamming it to disgust others
>>225622372hi malaponte
>>225622348I should rewatch that, it's been 10 years and I completely forgot everything.
>>225622363i do but only in porn. i realise in reality it would be deeply unpleasant.
pretty based ngl
>>225622386Why do you keep calling me that?That's not my name
>>225622378dangerous and downright stupid
>>225622376the kind where they actually pay attention to me though.
>>225622411Barbaric religion
>>225622411mad how leftypol worships this culture
Spending all day on the bad screens so I can go home and use the good screens. This isn't living
>>225622411I thought bengalis were darker. What do I know
>>225622435Ktimmers
>>225622411How is that not an act of war?
>>225622453because it never happened
>>225622363had a gf who was into "wetting" and "humiliation"i always assumed it was because she must have accidentally pissed her self once and a partner had ruthlessly humiliated her for it and somewhere her mind broke and it now turns her onlike women who find sexual gratification being slapped abouttheyre all mentally ill and suffering trauma
ash is bengali
Slam STEM majors into walls with your fist.
>>225622435keep hustling brothere is no carrot only sticks
Lovely bit of shandy before bed
right then a wank might be on the cards
>>225622466more like pengali
One of my favourite gimmicks is the Yank who posts about killing an Irish man
>>225622466the contrast between how her face looks and her body just makes it hot somehow
>>225622474for me, its lager tops
If at this point an influencer is telling you that the "left" is responsible for mass migration and the solution to this is to vote for "the right," that person is paid to deliberately confuse you.
>>225622466face like a melted marsbar
>>225622466hates white men but only dates white men ahh phenotype
>>225622453>declaring war >on the home of islam>for an act of zina>in the holiest islamic place on earthwould be act of INSANITY to even have a mild complaint from the Bangladesh gov
>>225622477HEYOOO
If youre walking on thin ice you might as well dance
>>225622465A girl kicked me in the shins once, and it started something. Wild how your brain just does that, when you're at that age.
So I was waiting for the bus stop, and there were four kids waiting. They were around 11, 12, maybe 13 max. There were two boys and two girls. One boy was a prettyboy and definitely a protochad, and the other boy was a legit chud, like full on chud pheno, glasses and hair. Full on sub-5 and looked exactly like a younger version of chudjak. Of the girls, one was LTB and one was brown and also kind of chuddy and with glasses. The LTB was almost a looksmatch for the chad, and the brown girl was a maybe a point over being a looksmatch for the chud.So guess what happened? The girls were BOTH orbiting the prettyboy. Who'd have thought? He was being outgoing and both girls were talking to him only, and obviously wanted to be near him and nowhere near the chud boy. The chud boy started trying to jestermaxx hanging on the side of the stop, but they didn't pay attention. Literally hypergamy in action and a perfect representation of the alvin and the chipmonks chart.You have to feel bad for him, because they are getting to the age where he will likely just be cast out of the group as the girls get the ick and as the chad and the girls find cooler friends to hang with. His looksmatch will be stolen by the chad meanwhile the chad will have them both. Not often you see the blackpill demonstrated so perfectly. Give it a few years and he'll be posting here with us.
>>225622499if an "influencer" is telling you anything you need to jump of a bridge and stop being a retard
>>225622499the problem is "the right" are also the left.
>>225622529do you now get a boner from being kicked in the shins
>>225622411all cultures are equal btw
nary a pixel
>>225622535eata da bugs
>>225622432leftypol cant wait until they chops rorkes head off then he'll discover with dismay he's next on the chopping block
>>225622535bit weird to sexualize little kids as young as 11 ngl
>>225622411but don't they drink and take dumps on russian women in saudi
A toast, to /brit/!
every last pixel
haven't slept in 30 hours ok
>>225622560I *could*, maybe. It's more the cruelty and the callousness, and being treated like filth.
>>225622625I remember those days like it was yesterday. What did you do?
>>225622626freak
imagine your gf says lets spice it up in the bedroom and her idea of spice is literally pissing herselfi mean how do you even respond pwoah babe, love that smell and i cant wait to scrub the piss out of the carpetlove that hun. hot. sexy.
aff tae bed
Jesus drives money changers from the temple of God in ADL recorded Antisemitic Attack
>>225622670thought that was finnster
>>225622363I do. I indulged in it irl precisely once with a mistress about ten years ago. I won't lie, it was fucking horrid. But she was fat and middle aged and I think her diet wasn't good and she probably had that poo moving like a snail through her guts. The longer a poo festers in your guts the worse it smells. So with her, it was very obviously an overbaked poo, and it was literally unbearably stinky even as her bumhole was just starting to open above me. Didn't taste that bad though, but I wasn't enjoying it cos also I was cold and it just wasn't a relaxing environment to enjoy kink. But I reckon poo could be less disgusting. It just depends on said factors. Same with piss. If they are well hydrated you can just drink it, but if it is strong morning or non-hydrated piss you will gag and puke it up.I've stayed wanking to scat even since then though. Was even going to link up with a femboy dom I paid to get shat on but it's been called off unfortunately, so the search/wait continues. But I really do want to have another go getting pooed on and stuff.
>>225622626mental illness
>>225622611aye
>>225622653By slurping up every drop of it
Ada Wong, I would adore your butthole
>>225622606Where did I sexualise them?
>>225622670Pennsylvania excellence are taylor is
>>225622690
>>225622674Jesus drives in style imc >>225622653if the girl is hot I'll play along, just no poop stuff
need to abuse JBW and go for some chang
just discovered i earn £2 less per hour working from home than i would if i worked a checkout in lidl
>Multiple studies, including meta-analyses and longitudinal data from the UK and US, find that individuals with lower childhood or adult intelligence scores are more likely to adopt right-wing views, which researchers suggest offer a sense of stability and order.well rorke?bit of a nigger aren't you
>>225622653they obviously do it in the shower or something idkwould require a lot of prep and cleaning though, drinking lots of water kind of like anal, need a clean bumimagine gay sex be like oh ye boy shit in my dick, thats so hot babe animals
>>225622690bizarre made up story
>>225622744Sounds comfy tho
>>225622710using terms that rate their attractiveness? prettyboy? LTB (had to google that one lol)? hypergamy? idk maybe it's the language barrier but sounds a bit weird to describe little kids like that
>>225622719piss is okay, but shit is a red lineglad to know you have boundaries lad lmao
Wait till i get my money right
>>225622765Not made up though I genuinely did pay a toilet dominatrix to poo on me ten years ago and I genuinely have been in talks with a lad to do it to me soon. Some of us just have these kinks, lad. Just sucks for me that it's such a rare one or at least not one that you can easily get people to admit they are into. That being said, I've seen more and more standards OF girls that actually do scat on the side so it's definitely becoming more common.
I love a study from science and smart stuff on documents
>>225622796me in the back
>>225622791I'm describing reality because I understand reality better than most people and I know what fate awaits that poor boy. Yeah it's weird but I'm not a normalfag and don't particularly care what is seen as weird or immoral.
>>225622744Imagine getting salary mogged by Sacked Tranny
>>225622792anything that smells bad and can cause damage is off the table
sir toilet dominatrix
>>225622800how do you even discover youre in that thocurious
Goku really be scaling to multiversal level punches in one scene but in another is struggling to lift 40 tons or is being shot dead by a random laser pistol.
>>225622832me when im a restaurant food safety inspector
would you rather go to a young physically flawless dominatrix or a 30-40 something with over a decade of experience in making boys whimper?
brings back good memories thisiykykhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHHJZk20QI
>>225622800ok didn't need another paragraph about a made up poo fetish tho ty
>>225622848who?
>>225621683
>>225622857chortlign
always these really fucked up fetishes people haveits never like, just tie me up and use me like a fucktoyno its, i want to shit on your feet and then lick it offwhat is wrong with people lmao
>>225622857poo fucking scream
>>225622877the phone should be on her belly the stupid fucking cunt
>>225622857
>>225622865you ain't him mate
>>225622841I don't know, started young. Had access to internet porn in my tween/early teens. That's probably it. Also walked in on a babysitter sitting on the toilet doing a poo once, and really just liked the image of a woman sitting on a toilet. I dunno man. It's not a hard leap to sexualise it. It's when a girl is at her most vulnerable and raw, and by default has her bits out.If I'd gotten pussy in my developing years I probably wouldn't have ended up like this but I genuinely lusted after girl's vag and arse so much in school that I think I just started fantasising about what comes out of them.
do you think OF caused irreversible damage among women by telling them it's good to be an internet whore?
>>225622872Do you actually find it that hard to believe that someone here has a fetish that probably hundreds of thousands of people in the world have, and that one may have indulged in that fetish? You need to get out more. There's odder things than me.
>>225622932women were being internet whores long before onlyfans gave them a platform, defo didn't help but it would have all ended up the same way eventually
>>225622920howl
>>225622932Not sure
Jelk like you mean it
>>225622932definitely, I keep seeing these ads on my tablet where it's a company that deletes all your nudes, the pitch is a girl saying "Omg I did OF for only 3 months and I thought I deleted everything" she is in a panic cause she wants to date but doesn't want the guy to know she did OF.
>>225622936yeh righto mate tell it to the fake story police
I hate this place
>lusted after
is raped67yank still losing money on the stock market lmfao
>>225622984whygwan?
>>225622982just one little bite
>>225622953miss pre-india 4chantook it for granted
out of nowhere...TR67 returned
tried to get into kanye west music once again, with yeezus this time, but still don't get it. the only song I liked is guilt trip because the beat sounds like it was made by flying lotus (really liked his radio station in gtav)
>>225622057End of the road. was alright, saw Pulp which was a highlight
>>225622984Why
>>225623020college dropout is the only one that's really good
>>225623020NHH
imagine doing OF and no one subscribes (the reality of 99% of people who try it)imagine putting your vagina on the internet for free and realising your vagina has no monetary valueimagine the psychological damage that does to an 18 year old girllmao
Stop using Turkish barbers.Stop buying illegal cigarettes from Kurdish gangs.Stop getting car washes done by illegals.Stop using those local kebab shops - you have no idea who the employees are.Stop using Just eats and delivery services.Stop the money flowing to these illegal or semi-legal enterprises.
>>225623044
>>225623044it was better when they did it for freethose were real whores and i respect them
Peel yourself off the sofa. It’s almost 7pm. You’re going to feeling peckish. Check the fridge, then the cupboards. You don’t really feel like cooking. Fine. Open the apps, scroll through it. Find a paki pizza shop. Only 6 quid for a kebab and chips. Yeah, good deal. Order your kebab and chips, get it delivered by an illegal migrant. Chomp it all down, tastes funny. You’ll regret it in the morning. The biomass funded, a body disposed of, the rape of Britain furthered, an artery clogged, a rape gang established. No clues gained.
I am MODERNISING ok
>>225623086it's a bad game ok
>>225623044Why would I imagine that?
>>225623044yeah I imagined that and even thought about writing a similar post about it here but you beat me to it
>>225623024I'm not familiar with Pulp, how was Mac Demarco?
me? wanking to bondage porn
put my arse on the internet but it was for fun not for profit so it's ok
>>225623107i used to do this
>>225623092I'm playing the original and not the recently 'remastered' version ok
>>225623086Shamefur dispray
okposter a lil bit fruity
>>225621683Crease
>>225623146>>225623146
>>225623130ok
>>225622690Fucks sake lmao
