funny face edition
is the grow up poster in?
>>225620218They come to me in my dreams, asking for help, but I never can.
>the most common late medieval helmet was probably the sallet but there were other styles. a helmets a helmet mate
Fucking hate leftypol
sitcoms are the worst form of comedy because youll hear a joke in one and think haha thats pretty funny and then pause to realise wait that only makes sense in the exact scenario presented in the show which the writers have full control over so there was no wit or intelligence involved in coming up with that
>>225620246there were different types of helmet
>>225620246>a helmets a helmet materorkes boss talking to one of his colleagues about him
Come back anytime
We at /brit/ express our condolences to Ariana Grande as she mourns her dog Coco, who recently passed away.
do you bongs really like fish n chips? why? it's just deep fried plain white fish you fucking wankers. come to france. experience real food for once in your life
oh no it's a funny face edition threadthat means I can't post the cravendale milk
chebs on her>>>/gif/31316219
>>225620274that's her not eating for a month then
>>225620278don't you have a store to be looting?
>>225620274rip ariana grande's bf
cable and rorke like cheese and chalk
>>225620278what french food should I try
>>225620291>>225620304not too late to delete your horrible comments.
doing devastating farts
>>225620278Like snails and frogs legs
Nick bring your sister round
Here is François-Louis Artois d’Hauteville, 15 years old, a young Frenchman from an ancient Norman lineage.He is protesting against the shortage of philosophy teachers in his school — his favorite subject. Last year, a substitute had to cram the entire Hegel and Kant curriculum into a single semester at breakneck speed.François was the only one in his class to keep up: he had already read *The Phenomenology of Spirit*. His classmates, on the other hand, struggled to follow, barely discovering this work alongside the *Critique of Pure Reason*.He did try to help them after class, but those sessions encroached on his volunteer commitments at a retirement home and his cello lessons.That’s why, in this photo, he’s checking a course on his phone about reading sheet music and the foundations of classical music
>>225620311i mean what i say
>>225620311not to late for you to fuck off to cbeebies fans forum. probably more your thing. this is a 18+ website we do dark humour here
average rangers fan
>>225620307croque monsieur is a good example that mogs your white fish that tastes like deep fried disappointment
>>225620281
Whopper of an off topic post there
big duncan ferguson new glens manager. no way he'll stay the year when he figures out that irish league is the equivalent of english conference league or maybe even worse
rorke defending neoliberalism
Rowan Atkinson's son, Benjamin Atkinson, is an officer in the British Army's Brigade of Gurkhas.
>>225620274it would be sad if a long-term fuck buddy were to die
>this is a 18+ website we do dark humour here
>>225620348why he specify daughter?
bedside table was covered in fucking mold maybe thats why im dying
>>225620348poor auld lad
>>225620321coalleave it on X
>>225620362Rorke himself is a neoliberal creation
вce тeлки cлyшaйтe мeня тoлькo нe зaбyдьтeя нe yвaжaю вac для мeня вы вce пacкyдывce cyки кpoмe мaмы я кpичy пoшли вoня хoчy чтoб вce знaли я плюю нa жeнcкий пoл
rorke just needs love
>>225620348
brit airlines is departing out of Heathrow now okwe have the KLM plane because they gave it to us. we're going, ok
>>225620349>croque monsieurright that's just a ham and cheese toastie
why are american standups so funny and known worldwide but I've never heard of a british standup?
>>225620402dont we all.........
>>225620428Too tired
>>225620417WE GAAN
>>225620417we gaan x
hugged my cat but as it turns out flea spray had recently been applied onto said cat so i had to wash my mouth and face
>>225620439you dont deserve it
i hope you all now agree that i am knowledgeable about medieval armour. im pretty good with weapons from that era too.
>>225620426id rape the shit out of that right now
>>225620426you forgot the bechamel sauce, wanker. and the cheese is FRENCH we know cheese better than anyone. it's nothing like that trash you posted
>>225620428watch some Michael McIntyre. He's our best comedian.
yankards be like>noo yoke ciddy baybee
>>225620426at least make it a monte cristo
suque moi coque monsieur
>>225620457you are very knowledgeable okdo you know much about medieval torture methods
>>225620478you have some good cheese but nothing beats cheddar
>>225620416I don’t see it happening. Sorry lad
>>225620454just because i love incest porn??
>>225620500that's one of the tamer things you like
what would happen if you stuck your willy in a toaster
French people get really angry about British cheeses. They don't like being out-cheesed.
>>225620484Minor scr
>>225620478looks fine
when it comes to cheeses I'm a mild cheddar man and ONLY a mild cheddar man
ive been to Lyon (the gastronomical centre of France) and sampled the best scran the french have to offer and it was only alri.
oh sweaty... thats not..
>>225620524>They don't like being out-cheesed.which is a thing that doesn't happen because we have the best cheese in the world while bongland has... cheddar? lol that's it I guess
>>225620535when it gets too mature those crunchy cheese crystals form which are horrible to eat.
Sir Kim Jong Un
scream
rorke getting up and leaving a big humid arse crack imprint on the shoe zone changing stool
>>225620564see
>>225620557it's giving woman
Blaming your parents for your problems is a 100% legitimate and viable strategy.Who you are is 70% genetic and my parents didn't instill my with enough confidence and good experiences to make me a normie. I didn't lose my virginity in school and it's their fault.Parents shouldn't have kids unless they can guarantee they'll end up being normoids
>>225620564>cheddarthe most famous in the world? yeah as well as many others
>>225620348There is a South Korean midfielder at Rangers. Although he is only 19 years old, he is currently getting playing time because the attacking midfielders on our national team—including Son Heung-min—have grown older.
>>225620571dont even need to check to know he really posted that
>>225620564wensleydale
stopped eating cheese because it makes me fart and makes my tummy bloated but i do like cheese
>>225620569
>>225620596handsome fella
women are lovely
Rightoid hysteria in France over the riots will not lead to a single immigrant deportation. But it could get a neo-con Zionist (Glucksman or Jordan Bardella, for example) elected. The next French government will tighten surveillance and expand emergency powers even further.
>>225620571Isn't that guy a pedo?
>>225620608handsome ferra
um cheesed to meet you
>>225620571uh oh new fixation, new drumpf fixation!!!! sound the fixation alarm there's a new fixation WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>225620615would lick her arse clean
>>225620621think you got the wrong thread cody
>>225620615god i wish i were her toilet slave
Edgerunners 2 out tomorrow
>>225620571Tim Apple be "true king!!!"
>>225620615they are
>>225620571New England sisters status??
my fledgling instagram channel has amassed over 20k views in the last 30 days.
>>225620634>>225620645for fucks sake can you not just say she's pretty
>>214729392>>214729392>>214729392
>>225620644Several mongs have been posting about it non stop today and i simply had to chime in and set the record straight
pooscream
>>225620674no i cant nigga
>>225620676fomyeg
>>225620615It just boggles the mind how women like this exist and that there are men out there that have sex with women like this regularly
>>225620674bender
>>225620697irrelevant spam/catchphrase
>>225620676>only ~11m posts in a yeargrim
>>225620698my cope is that they know how beautiful they are so end up being horrible bitches
for me it's cathedral citywent to school with a lad whose dad worked for them and he brought some into french class and the teacher brought croissants to have with it and that was the best of school ever
>>225620404ZEHAHAHAHA
right so gen z in france had a melty over the shite social model and crashed outso why aren't our gen z doing the same when it is much worse herebeing a male zoomer in the uk is literally hell but they don't do anything about itsuch a fucking cucked population. castrated by fucking social media and porn
it getting coldnot right
nth for the baddiedem
>>225620630chuckled
>>225620404is that the fat game shop guy? i heard him supporting the riots on the news so i feel no sympathy for him
Spurs sisters......
>>225620736barbarians
>>225620744your initial premise is incorrectconsider revising
>>225620698Why would that boggle your mind?
>>225620573leftypol hurriedly bending down and taking a big sniff once rorke has left
lonely incel reminiscing about school again
first time doing a flawless scrandledont think ill get so lucky with those
>>225620747yet my bollocks remain sweaty
I am watching the football match now ok!!!
>>225620784ending sentences with 'ok' is paedophile bat signal
>>225620784what position would you play in football?
>>225620778*scurries over on all fours and starts nuzzling your crotch and mewling*
had a moist gusset all day long todaynot sure whyfelt like i'd wet myself
>>225620799left back in the changing rooms
>>225620799changing rooms bumboy
>>225620744it's so funny because they complain about teacher shortages but these only happen in neighborhoods where nobody wants to teach because of how ethnic the youths are
how to have a protein shake and not feel bloated after?
>>225620744french people are southerners and it is in their blood to crash out and act like retarded loud spazzes meanwhile we are refined stoic northerners
>>225620810rioar
>>225620799changing rooms sex god!
>>225620763It's incomprehensible to me become I am so far removed from that world
>>225620820eat real food instead
>>225620810
>>225620799nick knowles in changing rooms
>>225620802you are mentally ill and need urgent mental help
>>225620615you just saved this and didnt reply when I posted it originally then yeah?
who remembers dabbing then
>>225620833um like `fodey` UM
>>225620821>just be stoic brothis is why our country is seen as cucked around the worldbecause our people just sit on their arse doing nothing and think that means winning
>>225620265weird autistic freak
>>225620744it's a racial insurrection by islamo communists. we don't have enough wogs or parallel societies just yet
please visit scotland
>>225620844i've had a massive tea and then i have a shake to get supplemental proteini will become a big lad
wanking off the lads in the changing rooms
is it true bongs can't watch (step) incest porn anymore? what's the reasoning behind the law
Report the parasite. Crush the parasite.
no one care me
>>225620879probably fit in better in india ha ennit
>>225620895i care you ok
Stumbled across an Instagram/onlyfans whore that facially looks exactly the same as my toilfu. Im going to lose my body weight in cum over this
>>225620882just eat more food
wonder what its like being an ugly womanhave a zoomer girl coworker who is polite and sweet but she just has the ugliest face its hard to think of her as a human with thoughts. shes not fat either just a natural munter
>>225620868s
>>225620879edinburgh is mid aft. lived there for a year
>>225620879its actually a shame that the males of that species are destructive monsters when their woman look amazing
I've achieved all I've wanted in life
Saw a post announcing a report
>>225620909grow up
>>225620877>we don't have enough wogs or parallel societies just yethave you never been to london?in parts of east london you can go 30 minutes without seeing a white person
>>225620904ok
>>225620929me when i move from my bed to the couch
>>225620933You're jealous that you haven't found one of your toilfu
shoving fistfuls of dog shit up my arse
>>225620933he has , kids dont cum you nonce
>>225620915everyone will be nice to her and she'll still have sex occasionally you cant suffer as a foid
was anyone really sad about the queen dying or not really
>>225620915>its hard to think of her as a human with thoughts.come on mate
>>225620915ugly women still get to shag good looking men in 2026
>>225620956You're not though are you. Why are you saying that?
>>225620960people in my workplace are horrible to her, she doesnt speak to anyone and when she tries to speak she is so shy her voice stops mid sentence lol
>>225620961noonly posh cunts
>>225620955i dont have a toilfu i work in IT and its 95% blokes with a couple of brown women :./
>>225620961were you sad when Jacques Chirac died?
>>225620879what a narcissist
>>225620956corr imagine your gut microflora
>>225620978I can save her
>>225620977bizarre assumption
>>225620961it was the end of an era. very fitting given the state of the country
>>225620988not really... but that's not a good comparison idk, a president is not the queen
>>225620915>>225620978you sound evil ok
Fuark
imagine if you had a seal and it lived in the flat and you could pet it and probably feed it fish or whatever they eatthen imagine if you had a monkey one of the nice soft ones and they lived in your flat and you could pet it and give it bananas or also porridge sometimes
How about them spurs then?
>>225620978>people in my workplace are horrible to herwell thats nasty. why are people such cunts.
>>225620985>couple of brown womenCorrr
despise cars and drivers
>>225620961millions of people were sad.
>>225620915never mind her, your the subhuman mate
>>225621006if i had a monkey i'd like it to be one of those fat chinese ones
>>225621003head of stateexactly the same
>despise cars and drivers
>>225621012just be patient
Got a jailbroken PS5 and have all the games for free x
>>225621047cor nice 2 free games
>>225620961i remember i just left work and was having a slice of pizza at one of those faux american pizza "joints" when i had bbc news on my phone and huw edwards (god rest his soul) announced that she'd diedthe people around me didnt even knowthen afterwards i walked to buckingham palace and there were loads of people there just milling around
>PS5>games
>>225621054Get him punted
>>225621006Yeah that sounds nice I would like to gently pat a seal on the flab with a plastic spade>*PLAP*
>>225621047plays ps2 discs if you get the emulator x
Didn't mind cars and drivers until I bought a newly purchased first home on a busy main road. Why does no one stick to the speed limit?
does anyone care about charls the monarchy should really have ended with queen liz#notmyking
>>225620615Luv em x
>>225621038you could probably get a thin one and then fatten it up with food or similar>>225621075you dont need a spade to do that
>>225621054
>>225621077if only there was a way to know that there was a busy road right outside your house
pumpkinpops in?
>>225621038erm hello
it not caturday
>>225621047I get every single game for free with maxed out graphics and high framerates on my PCJust one visit to fitgirl website and i can have any new game downloaded and installed in a matter of hours
reckon some horrible brown cunt has been nasty to my cat while he was outside because he's very skittish and easily spooked as of late
>>225621096mad how berges just roam the earth
>>225621070the queen died and you only remember the slice of 'za? was it any good?
well rorke?
What food are you ordering at Wetherspoons?
>>225621092It's for the sound effect thoughbeit
>>225621121i like their pizza tbf
>>225621097It wasn't as busy before. I didn't realise it had gotten busier
>>225621120shat mesen
>>225621120>giffuck off
>>225621118>was it any good?just a normal pepperoni slice
the beagles are howling
>>225621121fish and chpisor pizza
>>225621121I'll pass thanks I'll get a pasta delivery later
>>225621121burger because it comes with chips which are always banging
>>225621141sharpe ahh
>>225621121Lièvre à la Royale
>>225621074no!>>225621096cute, there was an orange one I wanted to pet but it got scared
>>225620218
I could never ever ever ever get in a fight because have you seen the videos where the guy gets knocked out and he’s just layed out on the concrete stiff like a spastic
>>225621121Chips
>>225621149good
>>225621121gourmet burger and beer
>>225621120stupid bastard spilt my fucking rtea all over now you CUNT
>>225621125mfw a woman is nice to me
been off the booze 2 weeks and constantly alternating between apathy and 'pression
>>225621162
>>225621121Reese like 25 years ago
>>225621164yeh really easy way to get a TBI
rorkeypop on top non stop
If you go om fabswingers you can see loads of flat chested 5-6/10 women with 6ft+ monster cock boyfriends and these boyfriends STILL have to cuck themselves and let them shag other hung men to maintain the relationship. It's so fucking grim being a male in the UK
>>225621179
>>225621164same cos i don't wanna be arrested for muder, cos that it would be
>>225621175they just want your money lad
I'm trying to think about things but you're posting too fast
>>225621121pint of doom bar
>>225621164yeah it might be the most humiliating thing that can happen to you
>>225621164you can easily die to a single punch if you land your head on the ground after
>>225621189manslaughter actually
>>225621141what does this mean?
having a don't want to live in this world anymore moment.might jump out that window
got covid
giz a you
>>225621164you walk around all the time like a spastic why is it different if you're lying down
>>225621106Do you really need more?
got long covid
>>225621175
>>225621190right well its just the malaysian fembois for me thenthey want my money too but the exchange rate is better
>>225621223sc
>know neighbour girl on a "hi" in the morning basis>she knocks on my door out of the blue>says she's locked out and asked if she could stay out of the cold in my flat until her roommate gets home from work>lied that my parents were over and turned her away>she had a look her face that girls get when they say "i'm fine" (she wasn't fine)the gall to ask that thoughwhere do women get off
>>225621242could have blossomed into a beautiful friendship there i would have done the same as the incel lair is disgusting
>>225621234thai ladyboys are better. trust me
did you know I actually had to register my hands as lethal weapons with the police. Not bragging or nothing just saying
bizarrojay.png
>>225621222have a sloppy one on me, gay boy
>>225621242you write in an incredibly strange manner
consider the yanbaru long-armed scarab beetle
might get a tshirt which says the F-word on it.
>>225621242why didn't you let her though
>>225621149lotr if pippin’s actor was dyslexic
>>225621184Bit of a warped view on why people do things this. Turns out there's actually a whole lot of men that are so desperate for other men to fuck their wife that they'll drug them senseless and invite strangers over
>>225621294FCUK
>>225621293consider getting a clue
>>225620867dab on em
>>225621298well all of my piss jugs for one
im a weak bitch and could easily be beaten up or pinned down and shagged by any man
>>225621313i have many. would you like one?
>>225621222...ok
>>225621242sick of em
orgasms are really dull and boring now. legit not sure if i broke my willy, or if I have depression.
SpacemanI always wanted you to goInto space, man (Intergalactic Christ)
>>225621298he just made it up for a few (you)s he is repulsive no woman would want to be alone with him
will that be all, gentlemen?
>>225621293bloody horrible thing needs groinding into a pulp
>>225621335*plays some of the worst music ever for the rest of the song*
>>225621169not good theyve just been fed getting on my nerves now
>>225621293what's the evolutionary purpose for having one out of 3 sets of your arms be massive?Surely 3 massive pairs is better
>>225621332just do it every other day rather than 3 times a day you wanker
>>225621289It's because he's an incel and doesn't leave his room to converse with anyone
>>225621308its fucking mind boglging the whole thingraping as wellwhat the fuck who wants to rape someone like wtfdont they think thi si sfucking weird
>>225621294
>>225621315
oi britwent dancing last monthmight have gone too hard coz my legs still hurt lolas you were x
>>225621352fighting other males i imagine. can use the long arms to pick up and drop your rivals off branches
>>225621366I been doing that. It all just spaffs out, and kind of feels like whatever. Porn don't do much for me anymore either.
>>225621370Internet has provided a platform to bring together all the freaks that should have stayed isolated and they normalise their weird shit and then act on it when they should be embarrassed and ashamed.
>>225621378are you literally 80
>>225621378are you seriousi do 30k+ steps dancing on the regular and i have 0 pain or whatever
>>225621397low t
mad how mental I am
>>225621397spice up your sex life by becoming a prolific rapist
>>225621383Bit like picking up a horse from the front with a pair of tweezers so it can't see what you're doing
any of you lads like doing incel walks when it gets really cold outside?
>>225621409zestyfoden.jpg
>>225621438yh i like pretending that im walking in st petersburg and that i'm a dostoevsky character
The Albertan People's Republic has requested military aid from the USA against Canadian fascists in Ottowa.
>>225617252>>225617252>>225617252
slapping my anus
>>225621438yeah the normies fear the cold and stay indoors so I feel less self-conscious roaming the streets
>>225621438I'm doing walks regardless, the colder the better actually
>>225621497>>225621497
>>225621456sovllike in Бpaт
>>225621505yh
>>225621518i might try and get the same clothes danila was wearing in that film
>>225621407>>225621409Was a festival. 4 days so a lot of walking and a lot of dancing. I go a bit silly with the shapes cut, full body movements
