golden rule edition
>>225623146hail satan
>>225623044>imagine the psychological damage that does to an 18 year old girlthis is next level inceldom if you have to imagine a girl suffering to feel better about yourself
smash christcuck heads with sledgehammers
>>225623107unironically more respectable
>>225623146sexual abuse
>>225623180least violent atheist
>>225623169>>225623180>>225623188bizarre
>>225623180based
>>225623146is that bibi in top right
>>225623180educate christcucks via waterboardingthrow christcucks from helicoptersboil christcucks inside a bronze bull
in an alternate universe where women paid for pictures of a man's ass or dick would you do it? would you whore yourself?
>>225623208there are dominatrixes who will make your pay for a short dick rating video
>>225623183can you out a price on respect if i gave you 1 million and all you had to do was make a video of yourself putting an eel in your cunt would you do it
>>225623208YES
poo unto others as you would have them poo unto you
Imagine if you posted your cock here once and someone took it from the archive and sent it to all your coworkers and family and friends
>>225623231no way to prove its me
£1000 or lunch with Zack Polanski?
>coworkers>friends
alri
>>225623174>imagine a girl suffering to feel better about yourselfits my kink dont judge me you shit personhow dare you
I would pay for a nonsexual OF of a man doing manly things like fixing the sink or chopping wood
>>225623250he is a "Nigga" cow ok
>>225623235What if it comes with a dossier of other posts that prove your identity and will make people recognise that it is indeed you?
>>225623266s
>>225623255no you wouldnt be quiet
>>225623208what % of men are making money from whoring themselves on of
>>225623250What me missus sees after our date :)
Italo disco timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnpMJaFXbGE
>>225623255You can watch this on youtube for free, I've fixed a few things in my apartment by watching videos
>>225623250Minecraft DLSS 5
>>225623255thats pretty gay pierre
>>225623306did I fucking ask you Bulgaria? I can't even place your cunt on a map, stay quiet
>>225623316little fucking weirdo
>>225623146>do unto others as you would have them do unto youbut what if i want to be treated badly?
luv me bloc party. simple ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzZQJZdcCU4
>>225623316what colour is the kid in the pram
Shall be going to bed thinking of that lad getting shat on now haha deary me
so much good porn hard to find after thisvid purge, eroprofile uploaders are putting a good amount of scat back up I guess
https://youtu.be/YrQIk7yiuzEkino's back
>>225623286is there a market for men with small hands and feet?
>>225623327done me there
>>225623316gyaldem poster goes out for a walk with his carer.webmwho am i kidding, that creature doesnt go outside
>>225623341check out scatgoon
>do unto others>>225623180average brown person thinks like this
>>225623327fuck off you frog cunt, your food is shit, your people are hideous and you live in envy of usyou don't belong here
>>225623361Got so sick of that freak I had to filter himDetestable little score
>>225623361>>225623391these niggas having a meltdown about a poster who isnt even here sc
>>225623389>your food is shityou literally consider deep fried white fish to be the pinnacle of your cuisine
>>225623281>>225623295>>225623308right i think this was a bit too much
>>225623413no, that is just your own ignorance and willingness to participate in the constant endless seething over britain generated by third worldersmost french meals have a less pretentious british equivalent that is far better
my mates have all kinds of mad sex stories do they all make them up or is that just how life is for a shagger
>>225623389also who the fuck thinks "chips" are the correct shape for potatoes? everyone else in the world understands FRENCH fries are crispier and better
>>225623327>>225623389STOP FIGHTING!!!
>>225623425hs
>>225623327
>>225623389bit rudeid rather him than youyoure being a negative nelly nigel
>>225623327oi leave my bf alone
want to kms
me when the riots start happening
>>225623437shaggers dont go around telling other people they shag
Didn’t enjoy that post by France :/
>>225623410Pipe down gyaldem nonce
>>225623478they do
>>225623454He attacked Bulgarianlad, a crime I cannot let go undressed.
not feeling well
i am courteous, refined, and urbane
it's all kicking off
>>225623472looks like my grandad
>>225623510
addison rae's music is actually good
>a crime I cannot let go undressed.John Wick's tailor
>>225623494name one Bulgarian dish
wanking to all the incest porn i can find before burnham bans it
>>225623472got his little kippa on
>>225623521grilled meat
>a crime I cannot let go undressed.
My wife was unironically with 37 men before meNo I am not kidding
>>225623521Bob Chorba
It's black history month
>>225623521not my job to educate you pal
>>225623472two more weeks
>>225623521Khlav Kalash
>>225623540literally every nigger in every country grills meat you wetturnip
>Bob ChorbaDidn't he used to do stand up comedy tours in the northern working men's clubs in the 70s?
whats your position in the upcoming wars lads me? the deep lying play maker, keeping things ticking over at a safe distance from the front lines
>>225623367scatgoon is ok, has HD stuff. Eroprofile most stuff is a bit lower quality but it has WAAAAY more vids. Still stuff I miss that hasn't been uploaded yet though
>>225623521you would love tarator which is watery dzadziki, nothing to scoff at
>>225623545is that anime thing eating a persimmon
>>225623580the brit version of macnamaras morons
>>225623580third choice goalkeeper x
>>225623580shooting my commanding officer and then myself the second they hand me my gun and ammo
>>225623591no
am I seriously seeing a conversation about a site called fucking 'scatgoon'?gain a fucking clue, immediately
niggas literally discussing scat porn in /brit/what have things come to
>>225623545why did you even ask her, you don't wanna know that stuff
>>225623580shooting myself in the foot so i get sent home to recover
>>225623580probably the neet incel who just closes his curtains and pretends nothing happened
>>225623602>>225623612dont kink shame
who wants their arse bummed then?
>>225623580ive got that captains arm band midfield general type aura
>>225623624fucking disgusting you should be ashamed of yourself>>225623636me please
hi guys its me, big weaponremember theres mr evil over there and he wants to take your home, rape your wife and kill you, best strike firstgo and kill him
>>225623613I asked her very early on in the relationship out of curiosity as most men do. Plus I figure it's pretty important infoShe went to FSU which is known as a party school but she was an engineering student so I figured she probably didn't get out so much. To my surprise, 37 men. And I married her. Because I'm desperate. Fuck.
>>225623657Is she at least a good wife? does she love you?
>>225623662imagine her sitting on his face
right it's all kicking off in cheadle
>>225623662done him common yank w
>>225623545proto gf has been with exactly 5 x
>>225623662black pussy transfigured harry
>>225623662bpcr
>>225623676thats boring. imagine him sitting on her face. now that would be mental
>>225623662Those two would have some kino sex
an 18 year old girl dressed in a school uniform wetting herself while smearing shit in her face and eating it while a big orange nonce films it for onlyfans it makes no money and she kills herselfbig orange nonce masturbates to the video in a video game on a minecraftserver
>>225623693i imagine he's got a skinny hairy crack and she'd be still spitting out shitty hairs the day after
>>225623715blog on
>Skepta ft. Suggs and Chase & Status
someone who insults you doesn't make you feel so bad because you know they are just projecting their own insecuritybut what actually makes you feel like shit is when someone genuinely had a good life and is secure in themselves, and they just don't give a fuck about you. they might even want you to succeed but you know you cant and that feels like shit you know what im sayin mayne
any of you cunts take one step into Clevedon and your jaws will be vaporised
>>225623715Oddly specific that
what the romans encountered when they first landed in england
>>225623669Yes she's very loyal and does a lot for me as well as puts up with all my shit which is the only reason I'm with her
this is brit
>>225623745not everyone is as self assured as they might appear
>>225623764I mean that's whats important, you can't change the past and if you love each other that's all that matters.
>>225623760and I wish we could go back!
>>225623751this man was once in a film that made over £100 million
>>225623772but you can just tell when someone is secure with themselvesthey're good looking, successful, have a gf. they have that peace and serenity
>>225623662he cute
>>225623662I'm so confused about why they're rebooting HP as a series because the kids will be 20 by the time they wrap up if they ever wrap up filming
>>225623792she genuinely has a bigger skull than himmadness
For the lad that posted the italo-disco song, I was trying to remember this track for the past 30 mins and finally I found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU6epoDAegoquite the belter as you guys say
saw a homeless person in the door to tesco express beggingtold him to get a job and spat in his facethen i ate a meal deal in frknt of him, threw the wrapper on the floor and told him to clean it upthen i pisser on himi felt so powerful
>>225623760>posts the most germanic faces in the world
>>225623760John O'Shea, Justin Hawkins, Tilda Swinton, Michael Stipe and Dean Lennox Kelly?
hey mambo! mambo italiano!
>>225623662
>>225623795people say it works better as a tv show because there's more material to cover that movies can't.
heard sallyposter is in the slammer
>>225623809lol!
>>225623815Sir Celebrity Namera very imprecise one at that
bloody roar
>>225623810need your eyes tested mate
>>225623815>Tilda Swinton
>>225623817alri giuseppe wopatelli lad
>>225623795i'm more worried they will have to replace dumbledore since john lithgow is 81
drinking clarified butter
>>225623809that was meim not homeless i was just having a sit down
Radiohead hasn't released an album in 10 years.
>>225623829why is the new Hermione brown though
>>225623745Cheers lad going to use this new info to make virgins want to kill themselves
>>225623839extreme
>>225623852strange thing to be worried about
>>225623837you'll learn to love my very precise naming of c-list celebrities who had a golden age in 2004
>>225623859winghandium leviosaar
>>225623859due to that which shall not be named
>>225623867how is it strange to be worried that an actor for an important character might not make it to the end of filming
the one zoomer joke i do like is when there's a comment under a piece of bad music saying 'this didn't release, it escaped'tickled me the first time i read it
>>225623859because UK is more brown than 25 years ago?
>>225623856sorry ladwas having a bit of a momentapologies for my behaviour x
>>225623840how so
>>225623889its strange to care about that
>>225623892I'm kekking now reading it for the first time!
>>225623829Not really. First two books are short. Third isn't that long. Fourth, fifth and sixth are long but only because there's a lot of slice of life stuff that western live action fails at anyway. Last book is overwrought and the two films covered everything anyway. The films hit the right plot points. The extra stuff won't work on some flat HBO tv show. It's going to be awful.
>>225623901
>>225623892bloody roar
>>225623893bit unfortunate Hermione is called a mudblood for her muggle birth but now it's going to be seen as a racial slur
>>225623909wotanic
>>225623909he looks like a toadstool guy! ha ha
>>225623909badger badger
>>225623893what's up with esls forgetting that "the uk" needs an article
>>225623922wow what an interesting observation
>>225623909he looks like a fun guy
>>225623922cackling
>>225623909me
>>225623928good post
might revive an ancient gimmickstay posted
>>225623941poo hollering
>>225623941that he does, that he does
>>225623937shut up Bulgaria, I asked for a dish of your country and you gave me a fucking yogurt dip
>>225623933what do you think her fetish is
>>225623934I'll start calling it "a uk".
consider the okapi
reckon that lad is about to do a binghampost
me and my mates once set the teachers conputer to play badger badger at full volumemight not have worked but he clicked it just enough times to unknowingly play the video as he was waking up the screenstarted absolutely blasting through the interactive whiteboard speakers LOLhe shit himself scream
catberg is crying at my door
what do you want for christmas
cut rorke's life into peicesthis is his last resort
>>225623242Took the Zack Polanski lunch because he said he'd give me £1000.
>>225623993peace on earth x
>>225623992let him in
>>225623967exhibitionism
>>225623961it's not a dip it's a cold soup and goes well with grilled meats
>>225624004he stays out in the cold
Having some apple slices with peanut butter>>225623993Rosary x
>>225624031nasty boy
sorry, but this nigga defo brythonic
>>225623993a bf
>>225623993a new dishwasher
I'm going to start posting random shit here many of which will be in the form of a question or leading as if I expect commentary on themHOWEVER I do NOT want your comments replies posts or opinions and if any of you do reply I will be extremely hostile towards you
https://youtu.be/koQlBeJPkwQ
>>225623993nothung
>>225623990bless himimagine his flustered little face, confused and anxious and the kids all laugh
>>225624059grow up
where to find quiet autistic insecure 5/10 gfwhat apps
genuinely screeching at thismichael underwood absolutely hated these little cuntshttps://x.com/AkkadSecretary/status/2112236365765071058
>>225624031based callous cat master
>>225624069the local autism event
>>225623993to not have autism would be nice
>>225624048hi
>>225624069You dont deserve one evil atheist ghoul
just got back home on the BUS because my stupid shit car broke down and i had to call a recovery truck Eff my effing life
>>225624061it's quite refreshing in the summer, there was a period I used to order it with every meal
>>225624069right here>>225624084
>>225623974ok i will consider it
scrolled too much twitter and now i'm going to be blackpilled on women for the next week or so
>>225623974not much to consider is there
my cat is very muscular for some reasonhe looks fat, but when you pick him up you can feel it's all solid musclehas those huge alpha male cheeks tooreckon he might have that hercules gene condition thinggenuinely feels like he weighs over twice the weight of an average cat, has a deep meow too
Im glad that none of you get anywhere near the lovely delicate british roses
>>225624095damn that sucks, how much does that cost? >>225624122it's like watching porn, you shouldn't do that, not good for the brain I reckon
just went to the video game board for the first time but all the threads there are about some weird anime sex games and not normal games like fifa or cod or whatever
>>225624081its called /brit/
>>225624126bit inconsiderate
>>225624095blog on bloglad
>>225624072holy fuck these niggas retarded
Anti Greek slander is Anti White. Period.This is my beautiful wife who is fully ethnically Greek; if you think she’s not White, if you make comments trying to argue the Greeks aren’t part of our White family; you’re my enemy.
>>225624141they hate those games and call them gun and ball games for normgroids
>>225623974is this a deer zebra? are you the bird lad?
>>225624132what were his 12 labours xD
>>225624132it's all the bouncing he does on your cocklittle slut has twerked himself swole
I'll say one thingI think british school uniforms are so cool
>>225624154think /cum/ would appreciate this post more
>>225624167one of them is definitely avoiding my neices and nephews when my siblings visit lolhe hates children
>>225624176
Who actually still collects pokemon cards?You were supposed to grow out of that shit after 12 yrs old
>>225624132cats cant be alphas or masculine theyre inherently feminine animals. i would be embarrassed if i were a male cat.
>>225624137recovery? £150>>225624148fucking kill myself in a minute and blame it on you
>>225624154why would you post your wife here lad if that's actually her, she does have Greek features
funny how our country's greatest hero (Winston Churchill) looked and behaved like someone you would find in Wetherspoons
>>225624188minyun
>>225624204take him off the £5 note and replace him with a squirrel
>>225624204countries greatest hero is robin hood but specifically the fox version
>>225624141fifa and cod arent games though are theyjust the slop of the sloptheyre creatively bankrupt normie shite for idiots that dont actually play real games
>>225624132matey's cat:
Mad how if you live in a third world country you can just fucking die at any minute
>>225624163elijah is a posh name but also shows he comes from a place of faith, showered in god's love, and has good in himpopsicle is proof the freakonomics lads were right and having a gay modern name turns you into an asocial freakpopsicle needs heeming out the cage to make room for another lovely moggy
>>225624194>recovery?Yeah I mean calling a truck and retrieving it>150I mean all things considered it could've been worse, my buddies car broke down in Greece and they had to take it all the way back to Bulgaria and it cost him an arm and a leg
Video games are for children
>>225624229how
i have not played any of these games
any christians in the threadsignalling all christwankers in the threadif you are a man of god make yourself known
>>225624245Don't know
>>225624247I know a mousey man who loves a good uma musume
>>225624247not genshin?
>>225624257Im Christian Shant be arguing with you however
>>225624178theyre nonce baitlook at catholic school uniformsyou just know what they were thinking
>>225624257I am still pondering about whether to switch to full-time christwankery x
>>225624266No but I have heard of that one
>>225624160They are stupid>>225624217They are more of a game than all that anime gooner shit dressed up as a “game” when it’s really just soft core porn
He went to bed at 2 30Hell be up blaring shite sports events from years ago all night now
Cinna is the fittest female streamerI won't be elaborating as to why
>>225624290he's king of the neets
>>225624290you're documenting the life of someone who does nothing all day in a retirement homegain a clue
>>225624273what the fuck are you talking about
Back in 2012, I viciously beat an Irishman to death in Rhode Island (self-defense situation)
>>225624283i dont like anime and mashed through the story but its quite good for a phone game but only a phone game, people who play it on pcs and care about the story and characters are going too far also the british character in it is a gay bloke
>>225624290why don't you tell him to post here
>>225624308ai slop nigga fucking PENIS!!!!!!!
>>225624247these are the ones that i have played along with my playtime for anyone wondering
just went to the pony board and all they were talking about was poniesimagine my surprise
just grinched a bitch
>>225624257I went to catholic school.
barber fucked me up big style earlier today
Russia is "da joos" for Eurolib boomers
...telling diego to blog on that boring bastard at home on /brit/ posting with the excellent lads ......
>>225624270>>225624340what are your thoughts on the shroud of turinany thoughts at all, christwanker
>>225624326i have 940 hours in umamusume
it's really quite simple; I've got my bum out
bame my band
Dave Benson Phillips' pert black buttocks
>>225624288comparing shades of shit are we now
How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth,Stol'n on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!
>>225624341good hairline lad, also I don't see a problem, that's how my hair was before I cut it btw
grinched a lil' bitchshe rode the triple 'bu dickshe a slut for the grinchlikes a big green stick
>>225624372*name
>>225624362air drying mine after my showerwe can be bum buddies if you like.....
>>225624372shreddit
Just can’t fucking wait for gta 6 please god hurry up
>>225624357i went all in on summer maruzensky and then she became useless like 2 weeks later and that made me upseti played until i failed to get platinum title in a cm then i quit forever
>no gf who surprise me by tying me to a tree, calling me a bitch, and cutting all of my clothes off
>>225624341yes Mehmet ill take the "finger in plugsocket" style please
>>225624372the four gigantic faggots
>>225624372BAME
get it made
>>225624341
>>225624372guy on far left becomes pakiguy in center left becomes arabguy in center right becomes jamaicanguy on far right becomes mullato
>>225624357grimwatched toby stream it and it looked like such a boring experience
Pissing up my arse
NEW>>225624436>>225624436>>225624436
i'm deeply unhappy
>>225624440>>225624440>>225624440
>>225624388WHAT ARE THOSE
