ok, so you made the new. that don't impress me much edition
don't all post at once lads
The domesticated turkey eaten in America today is descended from those bred in Europe in the 1600s. English settlers brought bigger, fatter turkeys back to the New World with them and those are the ones on Americans' Thanksgiving tables.
operation poo was a smashing success
zinger of the dogshit variety
>>225630996Turkey’s fucking shit anyway
>>225630996bizarre lie
zogbot seething
someone has a problem
>>225630954>what would your parents thinkWe're all grown men with jobs and our own place to live lad. I appreciate that your parents' opinions are of much concern when you're still living in the ol' childhood bedroom but for actual adults no one really gives a shit what their parents think.My parents are their own people with their own flaws, opinions, desires and wants. As am I. If you want to live your whole life hiding under your parents' skirt and in their shadow then that's up to you but you might find that once you forge your own path in life, pay your own way and live by the sweat on your own brow that you don't actually give a shit what your parents think because you're not beholden to them. Again I appreciate this is hard to understand when your mum still does your washings and cooks your turkey twizzlers.
>>225631013>t. trigger carolinian
think citys getting relegated
i was working as a pizza deliverer once, and there was this customer who paid with cash, and he had 5 cents change which he was quite insistent i get for him. he said he was penny pinching because he was saving up to take his kids on holiday or something. i said "fair enough" but inside i was thinking "stop wasting your money on this overpriced crap then retard"
2 weeks on hinge now lads3 likes in first 12 hours + 0 likes or matches since then2 weeks on tinder/bumble9 likes and 0 responses to my messageswe incels just aren't cut out for this dating app gametime ta deleta
>>225631021the zogbot has done him there although its not hard these days you could fire off any old zinger about his daughter being a slag and get the same effect
I bet Emma Watson's farts smell like straight up dookie.
>>225631035Only the mentally ill stop caring what their loved ones think of them. Thats why you're spamming about trannies and porn to strangers on the internet, you don't have any standards because you have no friends or people to talk to.
got no time for low quality bread. NO TIME.
>>225631068Unlucky lad back to playing umamusume or whatever you were doing on your own for 50 years then die
been seeing a lot of people reading books on public transit lately. performative as fuck
>>225631068why delete when you could just keep them on your phone and not use it?
performative transitioning to a lady
Morning lads
>>225631068the only women on dating apps are the 6/10+ slaggish socially confident type. you wont find a wife on there lad
Why do all youtube videos look like this?
>>225631087best interaction shield going, your book. better than headphones although ideally employ both.
some of the "uma"s have fantastic breasts
>>225631110Its getting tiring isnt it
matched with a mexican-american girl on bumble once because we both liked akira yamaoka, can't remember why that interaction ended
>>225631068theres a bbc article about you lothttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj62y9dnd6pwo
>>225631108wonder if musk needs nappies by now. he's permanently on ketamine isn't he
> HMRC has confirmed it is directly taking money out of bank accounts with more than £5,000 to recover unpaid debts.cash is king
>>225631108thought she was chinese from the thumbnail
>>225631090waste of time>>225631109yes wife would be ideal but i'm an incel so even a shag would be good experience>>225631135>Olivia believes money plays a big factor in dating.i have enough money just no women who want to go on date with me
>>225631021Reckon the army would be pretty fun as a young man if the country wasn't grim and you weren't off fighting some meaningless war, being paid to get fit and fire a rifle not too bad
>>225631110what annoys me these days is videos that are just people reading the output from an LLM. So the video in your thumbnail for instance, that's for sure just 25 mins of some nobody reading out the drivel that chatGPT shat out when asked "tell me about the history of pumpkins".I don't doubt that there is indeed information about pumpkins in there but no effort went into that video. It's literally the result of a single prompt submitted to an LLM. I don't want to read or hear the output of someone else's "discussion" with chatGPT, ever.
>>225631141he's my bank now
>>225631110Youtube has become unfathomably shit
don't think i'll ever be able to bench 2pl8 even if i blast steroids for years
>>225631153The British army hasn’t fought in meaningful war since ww2
>>225631141that's stealing
I'm what you may call a "nigga"
did you know there's a war in sudanbeen going on for a while
>>225631033Search for "smeggy childhood bedroom" and it's all me
>>225630969what is 'the touch'?
>>225631159functionally speaking, what is the difference between googling the history of pumpkins and copy pasting info from various websites and asking an AI to do it for you? because if you think these creators are doing deep scholarly research in libraries and archives then you are mistaken. one process is clearly more efficient than the other and has the same outcome
>>225631196yes yes very much not a tired bit m8
>>225631166Korea I'd say, giving those Red Chinese some lead wasn't bad
> HMR Me has confirmed I am directly taking a cheeky Yorkie bar out of the co-op with more than a dozen boxes of Yorkie bars to recover unfilled tummy
>>225631196what do you wank to then?
>>225631159Count Dankula just read wikipedia articles verbatim every video
>>225631164Is that 100kg
>>225631212bet this sounded really funny in your head
>>225631224aye
>>225631232sounded funny in my head too
>>225631197they could at least put it into their own words
>>225631219prefer not to say
>>225631237How much can you currently do
>>225631237you need to eat more
>>225631196You know you can just wank it to women don't ask me how I know HAHAHAHAHHAA
Must get out of bed. Not sure if I should have granola or scrambled eggs for breakfast
>>225631197one can be presented in a fun, witty or unique way that will indirectly help you remember the information presented or at least make the watch enjoyable. But a LLM will only output badly written drivel."AI" has been a disaster in general
Oasis is a shit band, and it symbolises the North's love for mediocrity and attachment to the government teeth. Thatcher didn't go anywhere far enough with dealing with those mongs north of London.
nraslwy
>>225631256only 70kg for 5 reps. benching has never been my strong suit, i've always been better at squats and deadlifts (exercises which i fucking hate doing)
>>225631197I take your point but to me a video has to offer something that I cannot get myself for zero effort. If it's just 30 mins of someone reading chatGPT output that I can generate myself purely by looking at the title of the video, I'm not gonna click that shit. In a pre-LLM world, I might click a video about the history of pumpkins because I'm never going to go to libraries and compile that research and I'm never even going to attempt to research it online either because all the information is spread over 1,000 websites. But the world we live in today is such that all that information IS available to me via LLMs with zero effort. So I need video creators to be offering more than that in order for me to grant them my clicks and attention. If they want that youtube ad revenue money (the only reason anyone makes money) they have to do better.
why do people online care about pussies being pink?is it just thirdies fetishising white women?
>>225631269yes yes mate, very amusing smug rightoid elitist dismissmal, everyone is clutching their pearls at your biting irreverance
>attachment to the government teeth
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40723502/bbc-bitesize-pushes-open-borders-net-zero/Lol.
>>225631289I like when nipples are pink
i was never taught anything about english history in school. it's one of the reasons it was so easy for me to vote yes in 2014. it's one thing english people don't understand about life up here. England feels like a foreign country. We hardly ever go there and we don't actually know anything about your thousands of little towns and villages and the parochial nature of the brexit voting middle class within them. We just can't relate. We're too different.
>>225631305but doesn't everyone have pink nipples is what I mean
>>225631278Ok I used to be like that now I do 100kg 5x5 just eat more and increase weight little by little not hard
All useless information you're never going to use anyway. Do you know the damage and confusion this causes your brain when you fill it with shite like the history of pumpkins an entire lifetime? It starts to dump information it doesn't need, and eventually your brain gets used to dumping information regularly to free up space, so it struggles to retain any information and everybody now suddenly has ADHD.
just noticed that youtube now auto generates chapters in videos I thought highlighters just collectively decided to break their videos into arbitrary segments with vague undescriptive titles
>>225631317calm down low iqer
>>225631301overton window has shifted
>>225631306your seething leftist teachers neglected to inform you of the history of the most significanct country in your union and this is your takeaway from that?
>>225631325Someone will ask you about the history of pumpkins next week and you'll have no idea what to say despite wasting your time watching a video about it
>>225631316mate i know how progressive overload works. i'm not a noob, i just don't like eating that much. it's ok though because i'd rather be lean than a powershitter anyway
>>225631301but the left and the right hate them so they MUST be impartial
>>225631317>It starts to dump information it doesn't needThe brain's potential is infinite actually
>>225631323some times it's auto. some times it's delibrately. go to the concert videos. the ones that use real song titles are done by the creator. but otherwise it'll be named after a random lyric of each section. that's auto generated
>>225631342no they wouldn't i dont give a hsita bout history of the pumpkin nor am i watching any vbideos on ityoure' just talking v low iq shit
>>225631317Maybe you've just got a weak brain. Never had to dump any information out, it just stays in there
>dismissmal
> Police used 'justified' force in fatal shooting of one-year-old, says Mississippi attorney general
>>225631337it's a different country, babe xyour teachers didn't teach you the history of sweden
>>225631311no, some are more red
lil bro actually thought he was going to recite that one youtube video about pumpkins 25 years ago to his kids and just retrieve it from his brain
I want to eat Emma Watson's poo.
>>225631343When I said eat more I didn’t mean 5000 cals a day
>>225631365No it doesn't, don't be a mong. You don't remember a single video you watched on youtube, let alone the information you learnt from it at the time in 2019.
>>225631363Legitimately low IQ mongoloid missing the point
>>225631378If you called me babe irl I'd have you pissing in your chinos.
remove kebab
lot of bickering in here. we're friends. behave with the hostility
here’s the deal, once I’ve played GTA 6 a few times through and had my fun THEN i will get a job and sort my life out ok
>>225631306scottish nationalist long ago seized the education system
zoomers really need to know your opinions on other countries
the thing is, no one cares about the history of pumpkins. Even the author of the video doesn't care. It's just a tactically timed video, released to capture the attention of some dimwit in the week before halloween, to generate clicks and revenue.what's more the person who made the video probably didn't even come up with the idea, that too will have come from the LLM. "What's a good idea for a halloween-adjacent youtube video?" followed by "write me a youtube script about the history of pumpkins then".
Chinos: checkVans: checkRalph Lauren Polo Shirt: checkOff for a cheeky Nandos here we go!
might dye my hair black
>>225631421not even on countries, just an imaginary character they have to represent said country based on memes and stereotypes
do you guys get hot when you get Nando’s? I used to be a medium man but not anymore
why are stupid people called mongoloids aren't asians the smartest race generally
I'm blickity black
>>225631343i found flies and some incline helped my bench progress much quicker
>>225631441i dress like this but ive only ever been to nandos once and i didnt like it
>>225631455only been once many years ago. Was shite so I never went back.
>>225631460we're supposed to ignore IQ when whites are mentioned but when asians are mentioned IQ matters again. Curious..
>>225631460downs syndrome people have mongol features
>>225631455boy, do Istart sweatin' through the collar of my ralph lauren polo shirt
>>225631465White boi couldn't handle the spicy peri peri sauce *laughing emogi besides a skull emogi*
>>225631399what point is that? all i read is your brain is shite
my dad once ordered a phaal at an indian restuaraunt in india and he fucking tanked itcomplained of stomach pain the day after though
Bismillah, c'est les ténèbres
making unfunny fashion related "jokes" again
emogi
>>225631478I like how you get seated and then you can just order it all and pay for it on your phone, it helps because I have social anxiety and struggle maintaining eye contact
that's wickidy wack
>>225631497You don't seem to understand that the history of pumpkins and the merits of learning about that particular subject isn't what we're talking about, its just an example of the slop on youtube. But your dumb monkey brain was like duuuuurrr i dont like pumpkins!! you are a mong
bit of a raped toilgoyim i am
>>225631512gok wan has a lot of time on his hands now
The bloke who the condition was named after had bizarre views and genuinely believed each race had its own unique type of 'idiot' and that people with down's were those who had asian genes and the asian idiot gene activated in them lol
The sausage bean cheese pasty
>>225631518they have that in wetherspoons too it's great. Should give wetherspoons a go lad.
Alan Titchmarsh has a lot of thyme on his hands
>>225631541Very interested in finding out what type of idiot the other races had
>>225631511The phrase combines the Arabic expression bismillah ("in the name of God") with the French c'est les ténèbres ("it's darkness"), described as "nonsensical" by some observers. The suspect's actions were widely criticized as a racist caricature of the speech patterns of French-speaking youth of North African heritage.
It is genuinely painful to have to read the words of low IQ people, it's an offensive situation that dumb people have been emboldened by democracy and consumer capitalism.
mental how going goth can instantly make even grim slampigs attractive
now hes banging on about capitalism because he completely missed the point lmfao
>>225631568and yet your video contains 1 (one) attractive person and she's the slimmest one there
>it's an offensive situation that dumb people have been emboldened by democracy and consumer capitalism.
>>225631568that is mental actually
>>225631531no you're the one who doesn't understand that you low iq illiterate
>>225631561I don't know that sorry, his wiki pages mentions the paper, but only vaguely hints at his references to caucasians, ethiopians and malaysians
>>225631584if you mean the first one then yes you're correct. however i'd still root them all straight up the twat
>>225631595duuurrr duuuurrrrrr i dont like pumpkins!!
between hinge and bumble which is better if im looking for a serious relationship i get the feeling they dont have many users and i dont live in a city
>>225631579me when the neighbour kid got a furby from santa and I didn't
@225631586baited for this exact response
>>225631604Dunim
Professor Hannah Fry sex arse
if you see me out in quahog, say hibut if you meet me at the clam, i'm a talkative guy
Benedict Cumberbatch sex arse
>>225631621she has a sexy voice, at first glance not my type but I could see her seducing me
>>225631629if im out in quahog dont say hii got a strap and that bitch 45
>>225631609i fuck your mum lol
>>225631537Just found out he got an MBE
my mum has a mate who has a very large daughter who is about my age and i usually don't like fatties, but there is something about herher arse is immense but a pleasant round shape and her face is very pretty and she has clear pale skin and lovely blonde haireach one of her tits is bigger than my head toowe also get onthoughts on me trying to clap those ssbbw cheeks?
thinking about millennialmaxxing and opening a burger joint
>>225631604yes i was mocking youbut you're too low iq to notice lmao
>>225631671grow up
>>225631621I hate all of these sexy professors it's a proper industry now
you cody this chick's gadda great baddy
>>225631681hes done you mate
>>225631671>chubby>cute face>big arse/titsthose are the best girls
According to Forbes, the average cash savings across age brackets are:•18 to 24 years old: £2,699•25 to 34 years old: £11,023•35 to 44 years old: £13,379•45 to 54 years old: £12,452•55 and over: £33,420
weedman's got too many stems in this batch, might have to start looking for a new weedman, or perhaps complain about back pain to my doctor for a prescription
>>225631684mate a 5/10 40 year old woman is not sexyyou fucking weirdo
braydon put his weiner in my mouth in fat camp and coach jarowski was fapping to it behind the bleachers at the play-offs with the tigers
>>225631684looks like ozzy osborne
upper class teenagers smoking a joint and discussing the life & work of vincent van gogh
>>225631697broke niggas
>>225631684That’s a man
>>225631289aren't they all pink inside?
>>225631719dunno im not a pussy expert
>>225631692hs?
it seems today that all you see
>>225631719I would assume so
>>225631702>>225631710>>225631718I just mean like, they're all doing it for the attention of a certain type of Radio 4 male (not oiks like you lot)Dr Louks could rag me around until I was dead like
have honestly never seen a greater disparity between someone's perception of their intelligence and their actual intelligence than diego's
Salut !Bismillah c’est les ténèbresC’est quand le blocus wallah mon franginOn vas tout casserMet moi dans le groupe blocus Aichek !
>>225631731move on lil bro
>>225631746is niggers in movies and niggers on tv
>>225631719probably
you won't remember shite on youtube like the history of pumpkins your brain doesnt work like thatbut i dont like pumpkins!!
Only 25% of the entire province was in support of becoming an independent nation. Get rekt dork.
>Salut !>Bismillah c’est les ténèbres>C’est quand le blocus wallah mon frangin>On vas tout casser>Met moi dans le groupe blocus Aichek !
>>225631768uve been done lowiqlet>>225631761hs?
>>225631719Let's wait til rorke gets online he'll know
Paris 2026 is just London 2011
>>225631759imagine the olfactory ethics
your brain must be shite like mineif i remember something about pumpkins it means i have to forget someone elsereeeee
>>225631797we advanced
wish tilde was here to show us his minge
let people learn about pumpkins
>>225631795>(...)m.jpg
>alberta votes no to independence from canadanever heard of the albertan independence movement in my entire life
sorry love, I watched a particularly compelling docu-series on the history of pumpkins and forgot how to defrost chicken
>>225631719yes but the labia are often brown
melty xx
>>225631797Hey neighbour someone put your mail in my letterbox here it is >>225631822
>>225631831aunt alberta be like 'during the war i had a sex change' lol
woke up in my smelly bedroom
>>225631834and the sky is greyyyy
>>225631797Didnt they do this in meddyevil times with hot oil over the castle gates or summatA return to tradition this is
never been able to find a hairstyle that suits me perfectly and i reckon it's just because i'm ugly so nothing is ever going to look good regardless
Resurrecting anti siege tactics to keep the wolves from the door
chris barnes on /brit/ be like screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam
>>225631832it's much the same as defrosting a large pumpkin
raping my arse with a pumpkin
>>225631861just get this mate
>>225631861scream this is me
the UK just banned incest porn so it's honestly only a matter of time before you can't even say "pumpkin"
I looked through a CoD MW4 full walkthrough video yesterday and the story feels like it's written for 13 year olds, being set in North Korea is at least interesting and the gameplay seems good
>>225631831delusional miggers were pushing it HARD as the first step to joining the USnow I guess Trump has to do a Donbas and send in the troops to pose as local resistance protecting the 20% who voted leave
am sick and will leave work early today ok
>>225631884yeah i was thinking something like that but longer
>>225631904enjoyable wordplay there
Sir Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
passin thru
>>225631860>hot oilno, and that's a stupid myth. oil is expensive, water and sand are cheap.hot sand was the devil
>>225631941Weird shape
>>225631939me when as a kid when I refused to wear sandals on the beach
>>225631904took me a while lol
>>225631941Large tits like these are fucking repulsive. Anything bigger than your clasped hand is a waste
>>225631838no I merely wanted to point out the size of your willy while also making fun of a phoneposter us women can multitask
>>225631950>>225631962faggot hour it is
>>225631941i would plug her asshole, cum on her face, kiss her butt, eat her ass, fuck her mouth, bite her titties, smother my face in her boobs, suck her tits, lick her pussy, clean her vagina, fingerbang her snatch, suck on her clit, rub my penis on her clit, cum inside her pussy, asshole, mouth, cum on her boobies, nut in her hair, ejaculate on her buttcheeks, and cum on her toes. yes i would fuck
>>225631904pratchett ass joke
>>225631983grow up
>>225631941hell yeah
Rorkeychops woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, didn’t he?
>>225631950>>225631962>>>/lgbt/a board for you already exists lads
right, can someone explain to me the pumpkin joke
>>225631968my willy size is 225631795?>>225632001Pump (SHAG) kin (relatives)
I don't get how insurgents like the houthis support themselves just fighting for some nonsense and blocking straits don't they need to toil to eat and pay rent?
>>225632001because pumpkins are traditionally associated with mothers
>>225632001
>>225631997Not liking fat women means I’m gay?
my left eye is weak but my right eye is very strong
>>225632019yes
>>225631993
cheeky zinger hehe
If you like huge hanging cow tits, you're into beastiality
>>225632019can even hear hear the lisp and rising intonation just from reading this post
>>225632040me in kfc
been shying away from arguing with people in my mother tongue because i have forgotten to know how.
if you're going to have an argument can you at least quote each other rather than performatively trying to bait the rest of us into giving a shit and/or taking your side? you just look like a spiteful wanker when you do that
in fairness that's a very, very advanced joke for the yank mind to appreciate without a roadmap to the punchline and a post-joke breakdown
>>225632045Oh your dad just walked into your smelly bedroom and started talking to you did he?
currently exiled due to kinstrife
>>225631904smart
for nearly every woman you post there is always sour grapes posts from coping incels who would stutter and stumble and leak precum were they actually to be in the presence of the woman they're desperately attempting to signal a lack of attraction to
I like my men like I like I like my whiskey: straight and down my throat
nanette manoir
i'll smack your bott-bott
visited my aunt and her kin
see, even that aussie thinks you're an idiot, he agrees with me
>>225632090me when Claude keeps hallucinating
>>225632065scr
>>225632057used to love the buffalo snackers from kfc til they removed emnothing good ever lasts
raping my dickhole with a screwdriver
>>225632078even Hilda?
>>225632065>>225632110samefag
Bismillah c’est les ténèbres
>>225632118scream whtan an obscure gimmickliterally 1 veiwer in 30 minutes and probably them
>>225632078>for every woman you postmiddle aged incel assuming it’s normal behaviour to spend all day posting images of women to other men on 4chan
>>225632116scr
>>225632118Employed Woman looks like THAT?!
absolutely HOWLING
tried playing runescape for about 10 minutes back in 2006 and i got called a noob as soon as i spawned into lummy and ragequitted
>>225632078grow up little boy
>>225632118anthony keidis side gig
>>225632157quitted isnt a word
>>225632155not funny, mate
>>225632118Elrond fell on hard times once in Valinor
>>225632155you're vile
>>225632160like talking to little boys online do you rorke?
>>225632155Yeah a primary school full of children dying, hilarious
>>225632155
M&S meal deal I purchased very early is staring at me from across the desk like the green goblin mask
I'm a bit of an ABBA fan myself
>>225632170sorry, ragequat*
>make jokes about 9/11: everyone erupts in laughter >make jokes about a Welsh tragedy from 70 years ago: ooh your so mean boo hoo hoo
>>225632226£7 meal deal omds
>>225632232there’s a lad here right now who will say you’re gay if you didn’t immediately reflexively start wanking over this image as soon as it was posted
>>225632232looks like hbomberguy
>>225632247brown people laugh at 9/11
>>225632204those kids were all boomers though
>>225632232Timmy can't handle real women
>>225632260disingenuous post
>>225632232deskosten
>>2256322479/11 WAS a national tragedy
lads I'm such a loser>>225632295this woman is very very attractiveI will never have sex with an attractive woman
>>225632277About 3 or 4 actually pass you know. Definitely better than shagging a real woman with cow tits
>>225632118Elrond on a mad one.
this website really wants me to know what this silly neo-word "AGP" is supposed to mean but Im not googling it
>>225632259£6.50 and includes a festive sandwich
>>225632327s
>>225632352not in london then
>>225631443I did that for years, I looked a right cunt.
imagine being a famous american country singer corrr all those dirty farm girls throwing their pussy at you must be mad
my wife a gay porn!
>>225632364true for a vast majority of all things and people
>>225632277thats bloomin mousenonce
>>225632226what did you get?
>>225632377SCREMJING
>>225632381you're earning half as much to pay 50p less for a meal deal
The progression of 'ai' isn't even significantly different to what we've seen for the last 30 years. The only difference is interface. We had gigantic GPUs doing crazy calculations wall to wall but it was on things like ray tracing calculations and graphics. Computer's making decisions isn't anything new, it's just making decisions with new steps in between the cause and effect
>>225632405>>225632405>>225632405
>>225632383SCREAMMOUSENONCE WITH THE GLOW UP
>>225632376love those blonde/freckled southern girls with daisy dukes on with a southern accent that call you honey, kind of sad I'll probably never meat one.
>>225632391fucked>>225632400ever had an imaginary opponent that didn't earn half as much?
