boobs edition
Libertarianism is a complete joke of an ideology, absolutely tailor made for neeks.
Excuse me President Reagan- PRESIDENT REAGANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijhzUNcVMMk
janny won't like this
Despise that little nick fuentes freak, seeing his brown little gremlin face is just ugh
was pal or ntsc better
Alri
>>225635026he is literally homosexual
>>225635026Get used to itWe're not goin anywhere x
>>225635026genuinely blows my mind that a gay mexican is the "leader" of the dissident online right
>>225635029apparently pal was at like 83% speed vs ntsc so all our shit was slowed down
>>225635051lots of porn addicted midget mutts for him to appeal to
off to bed
>>225635051You had that gay Greek a few years ago. Yanks do love their gays and browns.
>>225635066ni ni there lad
>>225635066Night mate
>>225635066I'm going to bed too, maybe we'll meet in our dreams :)
>>225635066Scoring an early bedtime eh?
>>225635066No you're not
business idea: women but with willies
>>225635073who?
Mad that we here at /brit/ are a gestalt entity with powers beyond our wildest dreams
>>225634992None of those, eww
no one actually likes classical musicit's a vile cacophony of bombast and nonsenserock and pop and hip hop made it completely obsolete
>>225635012scr utter aura loss from Reagan hardly reacting and him getting tackled before he can finish what he wanted to say
need to hang up my washing, take some stuff to the dump and go to the supermarket to get food inarghghhhhhh I fucking hate doing things why has god forsaken me
>>225635112Milo yionapalapapopolos
>>225635112Milo yanpolis or something like that. I heard he got deported recently. He was all the rage ten years ago
my brother started wearing chinos and shirts in his early 20s but in my 30s and I still dress like I did at 18. is there a specific point you're meant to get the idea to start dressing like an adult
>>225634024
>>225635066
>>225635043wg1>>225635066see in you in the morning
>>225635124i like classical music ok
>>225635139Order some shirts and chinos and wear them. There you go not hard
>>225635132>>225635138thought he was a british jew dont care about rorke e-celebs either way
>>225635156As do i
>>225634992Smaller, rounded and protruding
>>225635124Very young person take this. Classical music is very nice to listen to, often have it on in the car if I'm just doing a short drive and can't be bothered to choose something on my phone, or when cooking a weekend breakfast.
>>225634992smaller or wide set for me out of these
i love classical music (video game soundtracks)
>>225634992For me it's rounded That being said I've never seen chebs irl, I'm a virgin freak you see
the toil freaks do be coming home soon and the day 3 loom will start for them loool
>>225635146wholesome webm
Nuke silicon valley
i am forever doomed to anger one person in the pleasing of another
>>225635124this but jazz how tf do they have whole clubs just for JAZZ
>>225635146Kätzenberg
nth for the baddiedem
>>225635168I'm 41 and have always find it a vile music, pleased with itself, bloodless, inauthentic, unnatural.
>>225635146The eponymous catberg
>>225635200haven't seen her around the baddiedem before, is she new?
>>225635201>To tell the truth I don't think any books are great that I've read, as I've never found it as interesting as a Tarantino film. Books are just an older form of entertainment that people had to put up with for centuries because films didnt exist yet. There is nothing special about reading something on paper as opposed to going to a cinema or watching netflixIs this you too
fear of the light
when i get a song stuck in my head i don't sing it but i keep finding myself just saying the words out loud to myself when i'm a bit distractedanyway the security guard at toil just heard me saying "he's a cheesy lover" and i hold you lot responsible
Made it to the sixth series of red dwarf, through the glory days and the quality is dwindling. That being said I'm not allowed to watch anything else until I'm healthy so I must persist. Just starting gunmen of the apocalypse s06e03
Kpop has to be the most low IQ shite ever invented. Literal just stare at the screen and go >duuuuugh pretty people pretty effects pretty dance duuuugh brain feel good *drool*Made for cattle
>>225635219yes
>>225635200corrr>>225635213thats jules mate study your baddiedem history
>>225635213what are you on about they all look the same
>>225635172katheem>>225635191jazz hard mogs classical music
off to tesco
>>225635225s
>>225635191>>225635245jazz is the original nogslop
>>225635232Fascinating insight
>>225635232porn is illegal in SK so kpop allows their males to release their pent up sexual urgesbut yeah I agree there's no point if you're a non-korean man living in the west where you can legally goon to your heart's content
>>225635219You forgot the gigachad
>>225635245Jazz is negro jungle music
>>225635245black hands
fucking freezing
/brit/ has to be the most low IQ general ever invented. Literal just stare at the screen and go>duuuuugh screaming poo bradley walsh yhe bimble by glod my life a gay porn duuuugh (You)s feel good *drool*Made for cattle
>>225635213she's baddiedem core>>225635239mhmm
The dumb foreigners don't like when you criticize their kpop
Worshiping the south korean female led cult that has cucked their society beyond all recognition. Reckon if I grovel enough and show them my slightly above average penis they might let me live the rest of my days in one of their breeding farms.
>>225635277me when i'm in the freezer
>>225635146awwwwwwwwmaybe we were too harsh on jewrinos...
>>225635290soogs was brutally mogged here
my mum and dad when they were younger lol
Got the new NHS app for appointments and my records say im on the "autism spectrum'' and have a ''drug misuse disorder'' :/
>>225635300>the south korean female led cult that has cucked their society beyond all recognitionWe have this too we just don't openly admit it
>>225635325Your dad would've been an incel in the big 26. They do seem happy though
rattling as the rain pours downthe tears of god rotting with syphilis
>>225635325lovely AI image there and we've got some black bars added in MS Paint over the eye area to lend some legitimacy to the image, to give the viewer a sense that this lad has made an attempt to hide his "parents" identityan all round good spin on the New Trainers fake self-dox. A modern version of the gimmick, making the most of new AI technologies. We'll go live now to the thread to see how many mongs have replied to it
>>225635344and you're a "boring cunt" who should totally "get a life"
Norwood pride worldwide
>>225635325your mum is cute
I highly doubt the "gyaldem" or "baddiedem" could last a single shift at ALDI to be honest
right thats just not on
>>225635356nah, my dad is handome and 6'2, just a weird pic of him
>>225635325Your dad is a 2/10 incel grimey looking fella yet back then you could still bag a nice wife as one of those. If he were the same age today he'd be living in his mum's boxroom posting here. Mad.
>>225635366ok schizo
>>225635375Is he also the president of nintendo? Can he gete a pikachu on my gameboy?
Screaming at this
>>225635391shan't be responding to you furthernasty man
back when women didn't have penises
>>225635395Lol
Gave the tree cutters £500 instead of the agreed £400 because I'm nice like that and they did a good job and tidied up after themselves they shook my hand as well
that's a pic of kurt cobain and his first gf lmao, is that the reddit meal poster? truly a sad bastard
>the main character in kidulthood gets away and lives what bullshit, brotherhood should've ended with him getting murdered by a vigilante or some cops
singing a song for all the broken hearts out there in the world
Would love to rape fluttershyFucking slut she is
well, lads? what's it going to be?
>pays 100 quids to have his hand touchedomdz
right well my existence is pointless isnt it
here's my mum and dad back in the 90s
>>225635434fucking grim movie that, i hate bames and underclass people so much
>>225635354ok rorke wind your neck in
>>225635260>>225635269>>225635274hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Wx-4c6i4Ymogshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yeEZ-bx63cclassicalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvT0YI3Ogagmusichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrAfjW5qiyostillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mMsz2I1c8
>>225635448s
>>225635428SHe's gorgeous
>>225635452Fuck off feminist freak
just had a pork pie naked
>>225634992All of them. Boobies are cool.It's the nipples that ruin them.
>>225635428needs tattoos, fake tan and fake eyebrows
the news is a whole bunch of nothing outside your little small world
>>225635464Stick your cock in it?
>>225635448Mad how politicians always have to have absolutely fucking minging wives
need to go to the shop but first i need to put socks onhave been pondering this issue for 2 hours
does your dad know you are a samefag
I also finished the anime Black Torch last night. It was fairly generic but I think it had some potential to be decent (7/10 quality) but the ending was rushed to conclude the series. If the plot points were allowed to develop normally I think it could've been really interesting. Overall, I gave it a 6/10. 5/10 for the series itself and an extra point for Rago the cute black cat in it
Rorke in a final fantasy game going absolutely mental at all the different kind of races and that
>>225635496>tradthot nazi larper>horrible tattoo on her backlol
oh bugger! oooohhh bollocks!! i feel like shite!
>>225635503sorry I just can't think of a solution to this problem
>>225635517You know what? Work on this one a little more and get back to us okay?
tony fairly swole for a man his agegot the putin style pudgy but strong physique
>>225635517rorke seeing a redguard in skyrim and biting his keyboard
women shouldn't be far rightgives me the ick big style
Mad how God became man
>>225635372the average american restaurant is harder than shropshire's aldi
>>225635440umm
can't be that hard if a narcoleptic tranny retard can do it
Mad how the elites can nonce kids but you can’t wank to porn with choking or incest implied
>>225635566The doctor I spoke to about my narcolepsy said I didn't have sleep apnoea for some fucking reason they thought that's what I was asking about not narcolepsy but I didn't have the confidence to correct them so just nodded along and left
Pondering the Five Wounds
rorke loving the wood elves, dark elves, high elves, imperials, bretons, nords, argonians, khajiit, and the orcs
what about normal films with choking in them are they also banned? star wars for example
Piehead referring to his parents as "the elites"
>>225635566doubt he gets hard anymore with all the oestrogen. just has a sad limp willy always present reminding him of his delusions
leftypol seeing breasts in an old final fantasy game and having a nervous breakdown
>UK to deploy jets to defend Saudi Arabia from Houthi attacksok
got ptsd from the teams notification sound
>>225635599Was actually referencing your uncle but do go on
>>225635597its got incest too get it bloody banned
Nearly finished Final Fantasy V I'm in the merged world and did the temple with the Wendigo boss.
would love to be in a relationship with a woman based on mutual attraction, support and trustfacing the trials of life together, growing old together and smiling contentedly at each other, remembering all the precious moments togetherbut I am obviously cursed, despised by the universe/god/whatevermy lot is to be miserable and then die unloved
playing UFC6 career mode and selecting the female fighter with the nicest arse
>>225635605ffs another war we're dipping our hands into
any evil incels in?
leftypol masturbating to the clay african fertility goddess
>>225635633How about I wendigoon into your sorry little face.>>225635646Nah only wholesome and kindhearted folk here
>>225635634don't think I can connect with someone like that my brain is too mental I am destined to live and die alone
>>225635646yeah loads
>>225635622ktim just keep my headset plugged in and off to the side so i don't hear it anymore.was hearing phantom notifications beforehand
*very clearly trying to make my voice sound like david bowie*afternoon lads how's it going
it's a "tech support through Slack where the pther person is thick as fuck so you just guess any solution and diagnostic idea that comes to mind" kind of day
>>225635646*raises paw*
pther
>>225635676*answers with a bad mick jagger*going well man
>>225635634Do you go outside? If so theres a chance x
menulog
why in that one episode of Peep Show did they use the term "jazzed" instead of jizzed when they also use the word jizz anyways?
>>225635676hey you sound david sylvian
>>225635646hello
can't imagine anything more worthless or even potentially harmful than taking part in a toil "mindfulness" meeting
>>225635708ffs rorke
>>225635676hi john inman
>>225635677For me it's uttering the words "It's Google's fault there's nothing I can do" on repeat all morning.
>>225635146Me on the left
>>225635699don't know sorry
i miss the internet before it became zoomified. doesn't even seem like that long ago.
>>225635731can you find out for me please?
Took a mental health breaks. It's good to do now and then
peter hitchens' birthday next week lads lets get him a big card and we'll all sign it
>>225635752nah
sick of my darknet dealerberg not throwing in extras anymore like he used to. might go sober out of spite
>>225635007aside from migrants, your country's second biggest problem is it's authoritarianism
>>225635764im going to give him the bumps
>>225635753Was wondering where you wereHow's it foing?
>>225635764guarantee he's got some miserablist bit about hating birthdays too
>>225635710kek I did one of these a few years ago when I was suicidal. Unsurprisingly it did not help a single jot
>>225635720my favourite part is him using his mums oven lighter, don’t know if he thought it looked cool or if that was the most dangerous item in the house
>want to buy a pipe for smoking weed off a completely legitimate site>can't actually see what the pipes look like before buying because it's illegal to advertise "tobacco" products/paraphernalia with imagesfucking hell this country is retarded
>>225635749I miss when it was an activity over an entire lifestyle for some people. Was nice having discussions where you could assume the person on the other end of the screen had left their house recently
>>225635780Pretty good actually thanks. Got a new job offer so I'll be re entering the world of the employim soon lol
it's pissing it downwest mids btw
>>225635796something only a neurotic nanny could come up with as a law
>>225634992i like pear-shaped a lot
got into the habit of writing nasty replies to comments that annnoy me and then not sending them
>>225635796every petrol station and premier in this country sells those at the counter
>>225635232this but anime and vtubers
What was the name of that wanking thing where before you're about to cum you shout 'MUM' and you have to finish before she enters your room and sees
>>225635840A danger wank
>>225635840danger wank
aurafarmed too hard at the new hospital because i feared they would bully the new guy and now they think im the kid of some bigshot
>>225635825yeah i could probably go to a tobacconist and get one but i dont wanna give money to jeets
>>225635847>>225635854Yesss that's the one
>>225635813same in hampshire
>>225635840>>225635847>>225635854
david blowie
Youtube being a piece of shit
>>225634992pear-shaped like mommy sydney harwin (pbuh)
might invest in eastern poland
>>225635819My personal rule is that if a comment annoys me or gets my heckles up in any way then I absolutely am not allowed to reply to it under any circumstances. Think it's doing a good job of keeping me sane.
cant do that anymore as none of us live with our mums do we aha
my real life hasn't started yet. i'm still just a young man of 37 waiting to start my life.
heckles up
just put on a jumper for the first time since like march
>>225635860could you buy overseas? i bought a pipe recently just cause I thought it looked cool and have barely used it
i've never been caught wanking once in my 19-year wanking career
>>225635788the fact that it's in a work environment isn't very relaxing. even worse if you're stressed about your work.
I propose a new world wide web.One where you have to pass an exam to enter it.It'd be modeled on the OLD internetAll non-human interactions would be banned and technically impossible
>>225635907not that you know of im positive that my nan caught me once but didnt say anything
rorke has a career, he's a professional masturbater
just got called "hoss" by a yank. what the fuck is a "hoss". wish those fat deranged cunts would stop making up words and then acting like it's normal
>could you buy overseas? i bought a pipe recently just cause I thought it looked cool and have barely used it
>having a wank>call mum right before I'm about to cum and tell her to come as soon as she can >have a nice leisurely hour and a half to finish and clean up while she gets in the car and hits the motorway to see me>hear her car pull into the driveway>still covered in a sheen of partially dried cum and naked as the day I was born >open the door get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>225635899enjoy your youth while you still have it sport
some fucking INDIAN just pulled out on me on a roundabout!!!!!!
>>225635879Berg2
still thinking about that soup i had for lunch. was so fuckin good
on new fibre internet, ladswhat do we reckon?*does a gay little twirl and pose*
>>225635929that is RICH coming from you bruce
>>225635929>tf>tp
>>225635907Mumberg came home early once when I were a wee lad and I had my kegs down wanking to the wrestling on the big living room telly. Managed to get a pillow over it just before she came in but it was very obvious what I was doing and she pretended not to notice and walked to the kitchen
i was a fookin legend in gin alley
luncheon for a punchin
>>225635933it was a corncob pipe akshually so i look like a rugged lighthouse keeper instead of trilby mctip
>>225635964our words make sense. just replace the last syllable of a word with "-o" and bob's your uncle cunt
>>225635923my grandma found my stash of drugs when she turned up while i was at school oncenot sure if thats worse
>>225635975right why were you wanking over wrestling?
>>225635990nice one hosso
>>225635990what about schoolies
so this ali g film is gonna tank then surely
>>225636001Trish Stratus tho
im having a menty b
>>225636006yeah
>>225636001It was the women's wrestling. Who didn't?
>>225635975kek did you ever watch wrestling again when she was in the house?
Rorke hacking away at a pumpkin and putting up his halloween decorations with a big bowl of sweetsLocal kids don't go to his house anyway because he's weird
>>225636006its going to be absolute dog shit but it will also be boycotted because he's jewish
>>225636006Can't imagine it being worth a watch, but then you have to remember a large proportion of society are retarded and will go to see the Inbetweeners film. Deanos are another breed
>>225636006i will see this kino. hope there's no poo or fart jokes, those are too crass for the likes of me
>>225635962corr get some shite downloaded and marvel at your new speedslove downloading pirated films and TV shows on my fibre internet and seeing them fly down the pipe. I don't bother to watch any of them I just leave them in the downloads folder then download more crap, can't watch things anymore as my attention span is totally destroyed
£3tn in debt with an annual deficit of £150bn & the PM is talking goyball again. Start running the country!!
canny wait until grand theft auto six comes out so that i can play it
>>225635811Whey congrats
rorke would be carving up a turnip not that yank shite
>>225636035ah yes, "go to see" a Netflix film
>>225636052You can just use klarna for that
>>225636053you'll do nothing
>>225636053i will steal a car and run you over with it six times, wont be so excited then will you
>>225636030weird leftypol projection
Wanking
>>225636026No I didn't even like wrestling. Just watched it for the fit women fights. Tennis or football is a fine substitute>>225636054thanks lad
by the time gta 6 is out they'll have to call it granddad theft auto
>>225634992all of them
imagine finding out your son was gay because you walked in on him masturbating to hulk hogan piledriving andre the giant
ever been to the cinema alone lads? i just try to give off the impression i'm meeting up with a friend in the actual theatre so as not to be (accurately) assessed as a bizarre virgin by the cute girl working at the concession stand
>>225636076you'll do nothing
the fact that people are excited to play the same exact game (grand theft auto) just in another setting deeply disturbs me
chicken cheese and bramston pickle sandwich on sourdough bread for lunch
>>225636053Did you know Australia and NZ will be able to play it before anyone else
>>225636098went to see the bone temple myself, wasn't so bad, nobody caresi've eaten in restaurants alone as well, beyond the "table for just one" part it's fine.
>>225636052>£3tn in debt with an annual deficit of £150bnmental really. how on earth will we ever fix this? literally impossible.
>>225636087great grand theft auto would’ve been a better joke imho
>>225636069It's being released in cinemas thoughbeit
>>225636121thought it was alright that Bone Temple. Some folk didn't rate it but I thought it was good. I liked the previous one as well, made me emotional.
>>225636130Money isn’t real you will never fix that. Just bless Israel and you will be blessed it’s that simple
>>225636098Last film I saw alone at the cinema was killers of the flower moon and there was a group of about 8 very old women right behind me. They were lovely and didn't make any noise throughout the film
>>225636130well if we tax those who actually work more, and make them reduce hours to not pay more tax, that should helpoh, and bring in 5000000 indians, get 5000000 people on welfarethat'll do it
*me,tired*yawn *yawns*
one thing I don’t like about ps5 is how expensive all the games are. On my pc you can just pirate 99% of them but ps5 it’s like £40-£60 each time for a game
>>225636135i'll jot this down, and say it a few weeks from now pretending i came up with it>>225636142sorry got them mixed up, saw 28 years myself, bone temple at home. bone temple was better than i thought, 28 years lost me mid-way through, wasn't the right direction i was expecting. but then, there's only been one good film in the series at this point for me.
so me and the squad are off for brunch
>>225636146an otherwise empty cinema with a smattering of polite, quiet old people is the dream solo cinema experience. Went to see First Man in such a cinema and it was great. I shed a tear when Ryan Gosling chucked his daughter's bracelet into the moon crater and the old man and his wife next to me were also crying.
>>225636130mad how we could balance the books if the biomass left
any spare (You)s going lads?
>>225636095profoundly high t
Gonna have some soup and then go for a nap I think
>>225636098no haven't been to the cinema since 2017 when I went to watch whatever thor was out then with a girl
what are the units of biomass
I like reading, long walks on the beach, and quietly crying over Ryan Gosling with the aged
is copper useless in minecraft it’s everywhere so I assume so
>>225636080horrendous post just from start to finish a total nightmare
*falls down another well*
>>225636162I felt like with 28 Years Later 70-year-old Danny Boyle had a lot on his mind that he wanted to say regarding medicine and death and that's what came out in the film. Can understand some people being disappointed because it's a zombie franchise and that has certain expectations associated with it. Although that said I still enjoyed the zombie bits that were in the movie. But the human story landed with me, as I say it made me quiet emotional.
this nigga eatin beans
>>225636098ive not been to a cinema since my nan took me in 2006
>>225636115is that a fact? thought it would just release on some specific hour of GMT or some yank timezone
>>225636227you cant see that well
this nigga swappin tissues with Ethel and Gerald
mad how many schizophrenics think they're being targeted through their technology because it's always breaking when in reality they just handle it all like utter shit
>>225636221i imagine it’s a tier between stone and iron so I’d just skip it and go straight to iron
thinking about how my opinion on things is largely just how i was feeling at the time - can't really make objective statements on what thing might be better
>>225636264this has never happened meds now
>>225636179saw chicken little (2005) and the theatre was completely empty except for me and mumstein. must've not been a very good fillum (don't remember anything about it)
>>225636264schizophrenia doesnt exist
rorke shedding a single tear next to an octogenarianleftypol dousing them both in buttery popcorn yelling chicken jockey
>>225636264I never understood how Tim could be so paranoid and yet give his full address out at the start of each video.
>>225636291FOY
>>225636291Ian at home watching Bargain Hunt
>>225636293never occurred to you that he's severely mentally ill therefore prone to irrational behaviour?
remember to get up and stretch those legs!
>>225636254No it releases at midnight for every country
>>225636305Never, even when he took spunky knob photos that led to him getting sectioned
>>225636311nice, i'll definitely be flexing on the yanks then, although they still might get it before me because it will take forever to download and i have shitty australian internet
>>225636293Genuinely horrid isn't it, a disease that appeared in his 20's and turned him from a normal bloke to some hollowed out robotic shell roleplaying his former self in fragments. thanks for that god, very good.I wonder if you can ever largely recover at that point, I bet he's on antipsychotics and all that now hes stuck in hospital and seems a bit calmer but he's been living in his own warped reality as long as he was a regular person at this point.
>>225636305im mentally ill too so no
Sort of feel like someone was probably telling Tim they'd rescue him to the USA if he posted pictures of his spunky knob
>>225636333He seems a lot better but is clearly on drugs, he was proper monged out for the shopping walk videos.
think im bored of everything
>>225636367>>225636367>>225636367non yank edition
>>225636229would rather more time being spent on the human life after it, and to be honest the zombies were the weakest part. that's why i enjoyed the early bits more, hit harder it being in britain as well.all the big alpha, the swedish mercenary, crawling infected etc. stuff wasn't for me.
>>225635634
>>225635929Who pissed on your dimmies?
>>225634992Rounded
