Bloc Party editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13AEKEBB3Tw
>>225637854woke shite
>>225637854i'ven't a gffuck yours extra hard for me tonight, ok?
>>225637854look like an IT crowd remake
>>225637854could've checked the catalog first and seen there was a perfectly good old new that never got off the ground and was perfectly good to recycle, but in your haste and hubris you didn't did you? shame on you dee lad
>>225637877fuck off you boring little gimp
youtube.com/watch?v=oftolPu9qp4
>>225637900aw you're angry
>>225637892I was going to apologise but then noticed that you wrote 'catalog' without adding [sic] like a normal English-speaker.
i pledge my sword to the glory of nippon
*Manana-na manana-na*Note to self*Badadada badada*Empty Running on... *dunnuhnuhnuh*BRAVADO!
>>225637879right, that's all the men aroused
don't get why people play fighting games, they might've been fun in arcades in the 90s when there were fuck all worth playing, but now why would you want to mash buttons to make the chinaman's arms and feet flail around when you could play bloody grand theft auto or what have you
>>225637921that what women get when it's cold outside?
>>225637920you weren't going to apologise mate, i know your sort. pull your head in.
>>225637914Don't be daft, I'm soft as shite and acting hard to show off for my /brit/ acquaintances. Fuckwit.
might go study a bit igproblem is i do maths and i can't solve any of the problems cos i'm stupid
>>225637934Fighting games have a lot of depth and skill expression. GTA is GTA, a very shallow and low IQ game hence why the masses love it
>>225637831we didn't have to say any catchphrases or anything like that thankfully, sounds grimcustomers would often reference adverts for Churchill or Direct Line (same company btw) they saw on TV when they were phoning in complaining. Like they'd bang on about how the glamorous TV adverts sold them this big yarn about great service then it turned out the service was crap. sat there like yeah sorry about that mate I'm sorry Mr Wolf from Pulp Fiction didn't appear to sort you out after your recent car accident, I'll feed that back to the advertising standards agency shall I? Get a grip you dusty old coot.
>>225637930;)
sex with pale scottish girls who look trans but aren't
>>225637934*dragon punches you into the next life*
>>225637854off to see them next friday?
>>225637854I wonder if my half brother could forgive me for saying we aren't really brothers he is 15 an I am 23 I just got angry and blurted it out. I mean I get why he wants to go china or New Zealand with me but still it won't be fun for me only him since he can't even drink there
>>225637979sadly not :(
>>225637963>Forgive your ex-girlfriend>Forgive your former bossgoing to be a bit of a problem for me this
>>225637930Not me
>>225637968That’s the nonce phenotype
ya'll mind if I go bananas?
>>225637962that's a pair of cheeks aching for dredd's mighty melanated meat
>>225637990cos you've got no mates? me neither i just go to gigs my own :) it's ok i'm allowed to and no one's looking at me or judging
Scottish women cry out for italian men
>>225637949to follow on from this, i've been getting a 2:1 because i just memorise solutions to problems and past exam questions and they have a quota of seen content in the exam that lets you get a 2:1 if you get it all right but i never get the unseen questions right because i'm stupid and have never completed a problem sheet in my life and instead just put the answers on flashcardsmy problem solving skills are shit which is a bit sad because it's supposed to be the number one skill you get out of a maths degree
don't watch me rudeboy watch porn
>>225638003
>>225637854I DRINK THE POISONLIKE EATING GLASS
wouldn't mind a gf who looks like the male toreador character model from vampire the masquerade bloodlines
>>225638028FOLC
official /brit/ asian girl ranking top 31. japan2. vietnam3. phillipines
>>225638058don't know what LC stands for
>>225638046fit
>>225638028>they have a quota of seen content in the examzoomer niggas got everything on easy mode
>>225638076FONC
I fell in love with rock music when I first heard Banquet. I was 6 years old and my dad was the only one in our family with a mobile phone (old Nokia). He had one of those Guitar Hero style games which had 4 songs and Banquet was among them (the others were Smells Like Teen Spirit, Smoke on the Water and Song 2)
vlc fucked itself and now it's showing traffic cones instead of thumbnails for webm files and i can't figure out how to fix it despite my best half-arsed efforts
>>225638087so that stupid people like me can get a 2:1 if they work hard>>225638100new cunt?
>>225638068not into asian women at all, especially not SEA girlsoccasionally there's a nice jap bird like chiharu okunugi that I'd shag but that's it
>>225638076FOLC and FONC are two of the harder to parse /brit/ acronyms but they mean "fuck off literal child" and "fuck off neurotypical cunt", respectively.They don't really see a lot of use these days but now you know their meaning at least.
>>225638034Sneaky catto
finally worked out why my transport fever 2 road was clogged up yayI had too many lines squee
>It was from her panic-stricken daughter-in-law, Ksenia, who lives in Russia with Valerie's 30-year-old son and the couple's newborn baby. Nathan had been fighting for the country against Ukraine and had vanished.>Nathan moved to Russia on Christmas Day 2024 to start a new life with Ksenia.>They were also raising Ksenia's three children from a previous relationship, which meant relocating the whole family to the UK was deemed unaffordable, Valerie says.rorke stepped up
>>225638131wrong, FONC
>>225638131fuck off diego no one uses 'neurotypical'
>>225638131swear it's just new cunt wtf is that autism shit
>>225638131thanks
>>225638046
>>225638135Honestly my cities skylines game broke because I made a metro line so good that it lagged the game
>>225638122windows handles thumbnails not vlc
>>225638116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1DWlKmMoE
does anyone know how I can get a 1st on my maths degree when I can't solve problems and only do the problem sheets after the solutions have been released
>>225638116TURNINGINTO THE LIGHT BECOMINGADULT!TURNING INTO MY MYSELFI WANTED TO BITE, NOT TO DESTROY TO FEEL HER, UNDERNEATH TURNING INTO THE LIGHT
>>225638178right well this started happening after i reinstailled vlc so i assume it's a vlc problem. checkmate atheists.
>>225638171the eponymous baps malone
>>225638203FOLC
I remember loving Skins when I was a young little kid, is there similar british kino you can rec me?
>>225638169crazy to think that normal people have these bombastic social experiences every weekend, going out even if it's only to enjoy a few pints with their friendspeople at work wonder why I'm so quiet, reserved and weird but they don't understand that I don't have this vast bank of social experiences. While they were spending their 20s doing this every single weekend flexing their social muscles I was sat in a silent room looking at my computer
>>225638215Goodnight Mister Tom
>>225638215there's nothing like skins
>>225638213hi do you know how i can get a first class degree?
rorke humming one night in bangkok
>>225638131Been newcunt for as long as I can remember
>>225638235say it ain't so joe
PRINCE MADE PURPLE RAIN YOU MADE VIMTO
>>225638215yeah there's another show just like it
i am genuinely a 36 year old who looks 17 (or at least i will be in a few years when i turn 36) and i'm not in denial or trying to flatter myself, it's simply a fact and other people routinely comment on it. the teenage zoomers at my last job thought i was one of them until i dropped the bombshell that i am in fact an unc
I wanna play videogames again, but life is fucking me so hard i can't
In bed for the proverbial nap, dogberg been keeping my spot warm for me and has obligingly rolled over to the other side. 7th series of red dwarf 'pon the go
>>225638261is it all the heroin
>>225638261did they notice that your slack job title was 'senior nonce'?
>>225638233really? in 20 years, nothing else?
>>225638261I'm in my 20s and i look like a depressed business man in his late 40s.
Right you poms, do you have proper regional accents or are you stuck with that boring RP shite
>>225638263Ooh life's too hard so you want to play your little video games like a little child yeah?Yeah alright
>>225638261uncwalker
cat outside in the rain going NEOWWWW NEOWWWW NEOWWWW
Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast
>>225638293yes we're all tarquinians who speak in RP
>>225638263tell us what happened hombre
>>225638261do a film of you skipping down the street like some weird nonce
>>225638305Let the poor thing in
>>225638305Get him inGet him toweledGet him cuddled
>>225638215Actual depiction of British male teen life at this would obviously be The Inbetweeners.
surprised they have the internet in argentina
>>225638293Pretty much common knowledge that Britain has a billion regional accents and dialects
>>225638314
>>225638305spray him with a hose
Proper fucked up my life by speccing into alcoholism instead of just becoming a stonerWeed seems so much comfier and as I get older I'm not even good at drinking anymore
the toil freaks do be thinking about the commute home loool scream we must remind them that day 3 looms right around the corner loool
>>225638265the dwarf went downhill after series 5, pretty shit after series 7 ends too
>>225638305
>>225638293There is 1 British accent.
>>225638330Why are you being so catty, are you on your period?
>>225638330most non-British flags here are British people on VPNs and using another country to stand out
>>225638329>he four find themselves in awkward situations of their own making, whilst dealing with school life, uncaring staff, male bonding, lad culture and adolescent sexuality. Despite receiving an initially lukewarm reception, it has been described as a classic and amongst the most successful British sitcoms of the 21st century.sounds fucking gay idk
>>225638341Yeah but I hear they're dying out, that's why I asked
just had a frantic opioid wank. very hard to spaff but it's doable with a bit of commitment, plus the eventual spaff feels better than a soberspaff
Dunno why people are getting upset about this. Care homes are full of old cunts who leech off society and should have died 20 years ago. Fuck 'em
just going to post a random video hope it's not porn
sex with intelligent scottish girls with dirty secrets
>>225638380Bad Wikipedia description. It is just a crude comedy about teen boys trying to get laid. It was funny and very representative of that era.
The main reason women are so awful today is because of weak men.Desperate, weak men are responsible for indulging them, being beta orbiters, simps, etc.You shouldn't spend any money on women unless they're your mother or prostitutes. Foids should also be banned from going on holidays abroad or owning pets.Fat women should also be sent to labour camps.
>>225638388if they are then they're definitely not being replaced by RP, more likely some americanised "multiethnic" mongrel speak
>>225638410
>The main reason women are so awful today is because of weak men.>Desperate, weak men are responsible for indulging them, being beta orbiters, simps, etc.>You shouldn't spend any money on women unless they're your mother or prostitutes.>Foids should also be banned from going on holidays abroad or owning pets.>Fat women should also be sent to labour camps.
>>225638358Yeah quality is definitely dropping. Unfortunately I'm not allowed to watch anything else until I'm healthy so I must continue
>>225638315Just worked really hard this last month, things are improving a little now so i shouldn't complain, maybe soon i'll be playing games again. Also i'm sick and barely slept this last week, so yeah.
>>225638215God help the Girl is a cozy musical film with Hannah Murray. Good if you like Belle and Sebastian.
i said hope it's not porn
>>225638405Genuinely what more could have been done, my gran was in a care home during covid and the rules on visiting were fucking insaneOld people die, old people who live in care homes especially die. Why is this a fact of life people seem to have forgotten?
>The average body mass index (BMI) for adults in the UK is approximately 27.8 kg/m2, which falls into the overweight range (defined as 25.0 to 29.9 kg/m2).why is every bong so fucking fat? stop eating your goyslop lol
>>225638432she got john lennon long arse syndrome
>>225638432bit lewd
>>225638405They have to keep throwing stuff at us to be outraged about. If the rage is spread thin at a million different things people can't laserfocus on the cause of the woes
hmm
in a foul moodsomeone post a funny webm or mp4
>>225638432Name?
>>225638442these guys should be our (humans) mates we should be allowed to touch them
Planning a wank to Daisy.Haven't wanked in a couple of days and have been drinking lots of green tea so should be a good time.
>>225638465
>>225638432ummm
>>225638442look at him go
>>225638477most 6/10 face ever if you take away her fame you wouldn't think she's anything special
>>225638456afraid to order this because I don't know how its pronounced
>>225638464is that article real
>>225638442A good choice
Honestly it's so grim that shit like cp even existsNeed Jesus Christ to come back asap and cast them into Hell
Being a woman must suck honestly, imagine having to deal with performative males that beg you for pussy.
>>225638500dunno i just copied it from twitter and presented it as fact without any further investigation
>>225638510yeah but you can masturbate for hours without a cooldown on your orgasms and you can touch your boobs
>>225638498Nobody does, just go up and take your best guess and see what you get
>>225638506agreed, everybody hates crystal palace
execute order 69bow chika wow wow
none of you are real
Met a lovely girl at some event, she asked for my insta and messaged me immediately after the event had finished
>>225638521this would be AI slop nowadays
>>225638521great cinematography great narrative great webm
>>225638521The heroes journey
>>225638445> why is every bong so fucking fat? stop eating your goyslop lolGood question. Americans are fat because they have so much corn they put high calorie fructose corn syrup in everything, massive portion sizes, and drive everywhere.British people, especially Scottish and Northern English, are fat because many people do not give a shit about how they look or being healthy. There is WAAAY more emphasis on personal appearance and beauty in other countries I have noticed. Food tastes good and feeling full feels nice. Why would you try to lose weight? What is the point? Being physically hot is not valued and admired as a virtue in the way it is in other cultures for some reason.>hahahahah Brits are ugly Not genetically. Beauty just is not valued due to the politeness and performative humility culture. In your French (especially Parisian) culture, it is normal to be supercilious, and hostile and cutting to others. Normal to call people fat and ugly and disgusting and say they should lose weight. People in England do not really talk to each other like that unless they genuinely hate someone and want to fight. Empathy and politeness are actually quite valued in the UK comparatively to some Euro countries.However, as a result people do not give a shit about losing weight because nobody calls them out for being fat slobs because British people would see that as nasty and rude.
>>225638557FONT
>>225638405>At the start of the pandemic, the then-health secretary Matt Hancock said the UK government had placed "a protective ring" around care homes. Citing a catalogue of failings, the report says this was not the case and that the care sector appeared to be "something of an afterthought".probably the lying about protecting thembut who cares matt hancock was too busy shagging up to bother doing any of thatwas good on i'm a celebrity tho Leads his own AI healthcare company now too. His leadership will surely help RNHS
>>225638557slut
nth for the holodem
any right wing extremist man in
>>225638576didn't ask for a novelwhy are bongs fucking fat explain that in 20 words or less
>>225638610them fi yam
>>225638610
>>225638610too much eat, not enough move
>>225638625I love french fries but my BMi is not 27.8 lol
>>225638602I'm a right wing pacifist
smoking weed always gives me paranoia like i've done something naughty that i'm not going to get away with even though weed is basically legal and broadly socially acceptable now. also i feel like a crocodile with a bowl on its head
>>225638610Too nice and polite to call people fat and ugly. As a result, no motivation to try to lose fat or eat healthy
>>225638610cagies love their sedentary lives
Steak and kidney pie, chips and mushy peas with gravy
risotto for tea
>>225638593I don't know if you get the impression from the video, but irl they're very rat like in how they act
>>225638665foren muck>>225638660now yer talking
it pie night
>>225638668Rats make great pets. Loved me little ratberg always cuddly and playful
phoneinterviewtoil donenow onto the 8 person group interview to be a bottom of the barrel call centre monkey
>>225638668thats because they're rodents
>woman canceled date on saturday but was very apologetic and asked to reschedule for “late next week” >now late tuesday night (2am wednesday morning) and radio silencewhy bother going to the effort of scheduling a date if you’re just gonna ghost
>>225638660dont see steak and kidney pies any more. due to woke you see
>>225638650but this implies society's politeness is the reason and not that it should feel bad being an obese fuck
been waiting for my brother to get ready for 4 hours now so we can drive to wales
>>225638691utererly gromp
>>225638691good luck de lad
>>225638625he love it chip
>>225638700when she cancelled on the day-of YOU should have ghosted her>um yeah that's totally ok actually that you've cancelled our date that was due 3 hours from now. You've got to prioritise your mental health in this tipsy topsy world we live in. I'd love to see you some time next week if possible?have some self respect you clown
>>225638648this is why socially smoking is much better for your mental elves the relaxed conversations fend off the naturally occurring paranoia. if you're alone smoking you just feed it the blackies call it loud and it makes a lot of sense when you think about it
>>225638702kidney is a disgusting ingredient and has rightly been cancelled. it's not the 1950s any more
>>225638708Why would anyone feel about being overweight? Morbid obesity is rare in the uk it is more just loads of people are a bit overweight. What concern is it of anyone else’s if one is overweight? If anything, being fat and dying early removes strain from the taxpayer who contributes to pensions. I don’t care if someone else is fat. He likes food and does not care. Why should I? It is his body.
why is it culturally acceptable to add mushy peas to your greasy fish n chips? whole brit culture makes no fucking sense
Kidney is really cheap in the butcher thats close by, what can you cook with it?
>>225638708It is that few people mock or call people out for being fat, so loads do not care. Social pressure and fear of humiliation is a big reason people in certain countries try to stay in shape.
>>225638725fank u
>>225638775you were just having a go at us for being a bit plump, now you're having a go for eating vegcan't bloody win with you lot
>>225638775you literally eat frogs and snails fella
>>225638775Don't knock it till you try it Pierre
>>225638750yeah true
>>225638775Mushy peas with fish and chips on a cold and rainy day makes sense. Just nice savory flavour with the salty vinegary chips. Foreigners are very obsessed with our food. I have never give the slightest thought to what other people, least of all foreigners, eat or do with their bodies. It does not interest or concern me.
>>225638805it's like adding a diet coke to your 1200 calories meal, it's not going to make it healthy so stop pretending>>225638807nobody eats that here, it's a tourist meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODDyZRF6Acome on dee lads xx
did /fr/ burn down in the riot or something?
>>225638792that is the most pathetic monkey ever
when you think about it and I mean really think about it fannies are quite rank
hon hon hon le rosbif mange le peas au moushé
dont like anyone except for anglos from england
>>225638819>our foodwhy do you have a thailand flag??>>225638831/fr/ is like 10 times slower than /brit/ I'm bored of it
>>225638839this knobs too
need a gf who looks like this
>>225638746she canceled the day before because she said was sick and immediately asked to reschedule
>>225638842same but celts from england
>>225638833he's got depression and anxiety you horribe cunr
>>225638830Tuneage. Cam on Eileen!
>>225638830rorke when he remembers black pussy exists
>>225638831>Sacre bleu! Our whole country… it is how you say… le burning down…>Ahhh to cheer Je up I will mock le Rosbiffs for eating le moushy peas… hon hon hon.
Leftypol at it again
mad how literally nobody remembers call of duty ghosts
>>225638877it's not burning down that much, only in Paris and Marseille and big cities like that anyway I don't care
>>225638846> why do you have a thailand flag?I am a British sexpat in Thailand. I came hear to fight Muay Thai and shag ladyboys. And I am all out of ladyboys.
when the poo hits your japs eyewhen you're bumming a guythat's gay porn-ehhh
ahhh, le cuisine francaisdelicieoux
There are people in Australia who have my last name...
>>225638896this is gold
>>225638887i remember it for having a villain called rorke
vpnfagsonamadone
>>225638908me when I get to them there hills
>>225638861She's much too beautiful to go with an ugly short fat man such as myself
>>225638922pscr
British cheese is better than French cheese.
english roses cry out for a working class lad from barnstaple
>>225638940Yeh but italian cheese mogs both into oblivion
Geowizard’s next mission be like: can I cross Birmingham without seeing a single immigrant
>government porn regulations are reallmaoso now if you make porn and the girl calls you daddy its treated equal to csam
>>225638951man who's only eaten mozzarella:
>>225638966Pegorino cheese as well
might play that hellraiser game what's just come out
corr what about this weather eh lads. autumn's really set in now hasn't it yes
Tiktok permanently suspended my account frankiemacdonald1984 i didn't do anything wrong at all on tiktok
>>225638962He's need insane rng
>>225638885>ultra-leftits a race riotshops owned by non-whites are being left alone
>>225638975dangerous and downright stupid
>>225638972I actually held back from listing both the cheese you've ever eaten because I thought it would be a disservice to absolutely demolish a man like that but you've gone and done it to yourself lmao
>>225638975tried the demosaw a willy and turned it off
Would kill for a zoot rn I would literally kill someone for a fat zoot to smoke
used to have the biggest crush on a girl who looked like Cassie that's why I'll always love Skins>>225638940lol you can't even name 3 not including cheddaryou don't cheese every day or it's american cheese melted in your goyslop, stop pretending
brave yank DOUBLES his culinary experience by consuming 1 (one) new cheese
>>ultra-left>its a race riot>shops owned by non-whites are being left alone
>>225639015i've got a fat zoot in my pants you can smoke
>>225639025hi
>>225639003there's fannies in it too yeah? gotta be
>>225638992>shops owned by non-whites are being left aloneDemonstrably untrueIt's far left anarchists doing the organised stuff and thirdies taking the chance to get a new pair of jays
>>225638995>>225639018It was a gta 4 reference
>>225638982>1984he was stealth dropping a soothscud
>>225639042what are jays
mine arse
saw them gta 6 leaks where you can go around naked with your knob/fanny on full display and no one comments on it, hope rocksaar will fix that, don't want me immersion breaking
>>225639054colourful members of the corvidae family
>>225639023>>225639042>brown people actually post herescarydeportations must arrive soon
>>225639038There's a naked lady, it had me bashfully averting my gaze from the monitor
You opened the box
>the islamo communists have taken over france>the white women there should have voted for the republicans o algo>they don't have guns like we do here so that can't happen in america!
>>225639066commonplace in melbourne
>>225638473Dr Rachel Barrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wr_1u8j-lk
>>225639017This is Hannah Murray now. She has been through some massive mental health episodes and takes drugs to maintain the serotonin levels. These drugs increase appetite so she got fat. English comments are supportive>oooooh she is so brave to be so raw and honest.French comments would be like >hon hon hon she is le fat and ugly cow now. Mom petit baguette is not hard for this fat bitch now hon hon hon We are much nicer.
>>225639088the far right is winning in 2027 every poll says
>>225639075There's footage of foreigners watching their shops being looted you can make the argument it's darkies who are the issue without telling an objective lie like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyXghn6iCp8
UK is 83% whiteAustralia is 69% white
>>225639088ever notice how that guy looks like malaponte
>>225639088>>225639023muttfatshartlol
been feeling irritable and rubbish recently think im dying
>UK is 83% white
>>225639105>This is Hannah Murray now.man fuck you I know she's fat now it's been 20+ years you didn't have to remind me
>>225639042reminder that no brown people condemn these protestsits just another race riot which took over after the students because all immigrants in europe look for every opportunity to destroy the native culture it doesnt even make sense being political since now you have announced that the "far left" are destroying city halls which they own themselvesjust stick to your mosque
I'm a black nigga
>>225639105Scottish genetics
>>225639113I 100% didn't ask
>>225639150yeah? got told though didn't you
always loved this pic
> life as a 23teen in his 5th gap year
Mousey is kicking delivery drivers off their bikes
>>225639168Is that you?
>>225639108First order of business: making antisemitism punishable by death
>>225639113yeah we're gonna have to start sending them all back soon, can't carry on like this can we
>>225639174ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
>>225639181grow up
>>225639160mossad supports it the jews hate europe
Meet me by the spire and say that to my face.
>>2256391816/10, disgusting head shape
is it too late to post british culture?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv6j3f65MWs
I'm 34 years old. I can't wear trainers and hoodies anymore. How on EARTH can men still wear clothes like this past their 20s???
australia was 90% white before covid and then suddenly infinity indians started pouring in
>>225639113most aussie streamers I get raided into are east asian or indian, it's mwad
>>225639223course you can dont be daft
mmh yeah it kizza day
don't mess with me I'm a gamer
when gta 6 comes out i'm going to play it nonstop for about a month and then kill myself
>>225639231you have infinite land so you'll be right
>>225639146
don't daudle, get the new fucking posted asap
>>225639231don't forget about lebs, and the chinks, and the wogs
The moment I turned 30 I started wearing a suit and nice shoes every day, even if I'm just popping to Tesco.
I tried looking up what % of france is white but apparently it's forbidden by the law to collect that data lol>in France, exact official percentages do not exist because French law prohibits collecting race or ethnicity data in the census
>>225639277>>225639277>>225639277
>>225639112it not right
>>225639237>About 5% of Australia is considered habitable, as the majority of the land is arid or semi-ariddont cope mate
My hoodie spontaneously combusting off my back the moment I turn 30
>>225639261nah lebs and chinks have been here forever. and wogs are a broad category that includes italians and greeks and croats
>>225639217Fucking awful. I have a strong desire to beat the shit out of those skinny noodle armed teens.