chinese monkey edition
>>225654265he's a big lad
i choose the monkey
To me Britain is 00s videos of women pissing in public.
cat in the hat subedition
wait a minute, i just realised that george of the jungle was a knockoff of tarzan
>>225654299to me america is 00s pop punk that I listened to after a day at the skate park :)
>>225654307Other way around lad, the George book series was first, Burroughs was a plagiarist!
the students have reached Belgrade. Thousands are now marching from several directions to a single point in the city
>>225654308when are celebrities going to learn to stop getting in helicopters in the thirdworld
haven't washed my balls or arse all week
>>225654317>>>/int/ex-yugo/
>>225654308where's Lindsey graham ?
>>225654312To me America is Miley Cyrus leaking her own pics of her pissing in public.
>>225654322love the smell of my gym boxers that I wear 3 times before washing
i've added you to my friends list
I am an intellectual thug who has been slowly accumulating a private arsenal of words with every intention of using them.
Calling it now, this will be a quintessentially British thread.
listening to a frank sinatra album and it's so fucking boring
>>225654348listen to his disco album
>>225654348Start spreadin' the newsThis chap's fuckin gay
indians are spamming reddit trying to make the french protestors look bad.
>>225654308Where's Ann Widdecombe?
>>225654348they hadn't invented proper music at that point
>>225654367How did they look before?
americans are spamming /brit/ to make brits look bad
>>225654374where's jason arday for that matter?
>>225654384it's a people's revolt, something very beautiful could happen if it succeeds, indians and their overlords are scared.
>>225654383thank god the rolling stones showed america how to do their own music properly
push the limits of pain for mebe a good boy for me
>>225654367It’s a relief to know the cheapskates in Israel are outsourcing their disinformation campaign to Indians. Only the bottom 10% will be influenced by this.
>>225654403>it's a people's revoltscreamstealing designer handbags and shoes is not a revolt
didn't eat today wonder if it's possible to lose weight sustainably by just not eating two days a week need to shave off 1 stone 10 lbs, me
>>225654287it's a lady
>>225654413think so but not a good idea
can really tell when someone's mental horizons are entirely determined by video games and netflix and memes
SAAAAARRRRR APOLIGIZE AND REEDEM SAAAAAAR
>>225654436so what should i do with my life then?
the
>>225654449just be yourself :)
>>225654403Please don't reproduce
sexuality is the last big universalwhy do you think you see so much lgbt and tranny shit these dayslong gone are the days of social cohesion, everyone watching the same shit on tellythe internet has made you cling steadfastly to your identifiers, gender and sexuality as it fragments all others
>>225654413your body will retardly start eating muscle mass instead
>>225654449>>225654406
France to me is functionaries drugging at least 80 women to make them piss themselves in public
>>225654463why do they all have glasses and the same haircut
>>225654438are you now taking the side of the blacks who are rioting and looting because of da jooz
>>225654463ktim
>are you now taking the side of the blacks who are rioting and looting because of da jooz
never understood the appeal of ali g'lol, this person expecting a serious interview is responding awkwardly to this retarded wigger'a lot of cringe comedy is unwatchableand btw malaponte, i don't care that's he's jewish so don't reply to me
found two more channels from the "what if you posted slop and couldn't stop" networkhttps://www.youtube.com/@AfterTheDoorhttps://www.youtube.com/@frame-oneepreviously discovered:https://www.youtube.com/@readoutwhatifhttps://www.youtube.com/@Minute_zero_realhttps://www.youtube.com/@BeyondIffhttps://www.youtube.com/@Limitfalll
>>225654463>low facial masculinity>lack of skeletal bonebrutal stuff
*squeezes your boobies*
the simple fact of the matter is if you didnt exercise alot when you were a teenager your entire life will be in a feeble disgusting body
>>225654490UM !!!!
>>225654456why does a protest bother you so much? what should they do instead when their future is being threatened in the name of boomer pensions?
>alotpost disregarded
goodbye forever /brit/
>>225654308dont know who the fella in the shades is or the people in the back
>>225654493nah your skeletal mass is genetic
>>225654482
>>225654493i did 1 hour of swimming every day in highschool.i still grew into a skinny fat ugly bastard.
>>225654505
mad how things work out isn't it
brutal world
>>225654493If you're simply making the claim that habits from your earlier years can determine the habits of your later years than that is indeed an unfortunate truth.If you are saying that cannot become physically fit later in life then that is simply false.My advice to you would be to stop trying to distract yourself from the turmoil that is your life by making other people feel hopeless.
Would quite like to go back to some sort of dictatorship where I have no freedom in life. When given the freedom to do what I want, I do nothing and still feel miserable about it.
>>225654546grow up
>>225654546we don't exactly live lifes full of freedom now anyways.
>>225654528neanderthal chad
>>225654546
mad how people on earth are just serving their time on a conveyor belt
so far we have determined that the argentinians favourite things are:leftismdonald trumpbbc
i am the bradley walsh "nigga"
>>225654610it's spainmong m8
>>225654610trump is a socialist at heart.
did i give you permission to stop posting?
good edish
>>225654647*starts raping you*
*poos*
my foreskin is swollen because i've been wanking my winkle too much
>>225654661have you tried sliding a pickled walnut in there to help with it all?
might start a podcast
>>225654672i want to watch it, but it hasn't come out here
>>225654679what about
>>225654685haven't got to that stage yet
know an aging emo/metalcore millennial who still has the fringe haircut despite the fact his hairline starts halfway back on his scalpmost impressive combover I've ever seen
>>225654690i have a good idea for one that i think would be quite listenable but it is personally destructive and relies on me and a m8 engaging in activity that will eventually lead to our downfall
>>225654697pointless webm
i would sex elizabeth holmes
In space no one can hear you scream
>>225654671aye
>>225654742it's weird how no one involved in making the movie had anything to do with this phrase. totally separate entity.
>>225654748and how did that go?
>>225654672so is that actually elizabeth holmes herself
Most of my posts are lies, Im sorry.
>>225654753who came up with it
>>225654770the advertising agency hired by the film company
take 40mins making myself some food its gone in 5, sick of it
>>225654654love this little freak x
feels a lot colder than usual for this time of year for some reason
rorke demanding the 20 year old woman wearing the Nirvana t-shirt name every song from every album and EP
>>225654791kek I am Rorke in this instance!!
thanks to booze and cocaine i skipped dinner so i am quids in in terms of losing weight
thinking about monkey newskarl was a genius
I've arsed up me life
just found out marvin gaye's dad was a pentecostal preacher with a cross-dressing fetish who would beat his mother
>>225654791Dont like branded t shirts or clothing, makes me feel like cattle
was marvin gaye gay gayporn?
what happened with 4chan then lads? get hacked agin?
>yeah rorke we're destroying europe but at least we score goals
>>225654828someone did a big poo in the server room and hilarity ensued
>>225654828something to do with phpliterally don't know what that means but it's what the message said
>>225654833mbappe wouldn't say this
>>225654828indians in charge of digital certificates that 70% of the internet uses fucked up their 384bit cryptogram
>>225654833>he doesn't know
>>225654833i've been to europe and mbappe hasn't destroyed any bits i saw. i asked to be sure and it was confirmed.
Always wanted a psp. Just realised I can buy a psp. I'm going to buy a psp.
>>225654853good post
>99% of Australian flags are now asian or brown >one posts anti-white racebait daily
>>225654849je crie
we love her
>>225654797We don't use a capital letter when referring to rorke. It dehumanises him.
>>225654265I hate the show daria my sister used to watch it and I remember saying if I met someone like that IRL I get annoyed and make fun of her
roakeypops needs raping
>>225654850>i've been to europeI know what you meant here, but do brits not see themselves as part of europe?
>>225654874genuinely a delicious bottomhate her style though
>>225654860srsly who tells yanks this kind of thing? they're always so confident
>>225654849s
mmmm bap eh
>>225654900roar
>>225654900Fuck crusty rolls. Soft seeded baps are the best.
um danone x
>>225654908wouldn't know im on a diet me
You people should be praying the french protestors succeed, if they fail the french government will use what happened as an excuse to ramp up the authoritarianism and the rest of europe will follow them shortly after.
>>225654762prefer not to say
>>225654900kek>>225654915kek
Smartschoolboy9 is back to nonce another day and it 4x nicer!
>>225654833funny how psg started winning the cl after he leftweird coincidence i guess
>>225654923grow up
>>225654874Sharia Law would be better than whatever we have right now
might hire an escort over 50. just once i want to fuck an old woman while i'm still a young stud
>>225654891you lot used to insult us and say that we’re all shitskins but look at the state of australian posters now
>>225654944gay cunt
Dumb frog poster
got the deadlock professional league on its not looking good for team new legacy
>>225654948ok
Phone posting in bed but my toes are a bit cold :/
>>225654975stop looking at my browser tabs ok
Face sitting Bum sniffing GassyFart huffing Poo eating Fun
>>225654983you can put some socks on ok
thats 4 boiled eggs and half and avocado on some seeded sourdough toasts all sprinkled with everything bagel seasoning devoured and washed down with a pepsi max
in bednaked
never saw the point in getting an escortjust wankyou're paying a ridiculous amount for a woman who would never sleep with you if you weren't paying herall i want is for a woman to actually desire me to fill that gap of emptiness and loneliness
>>225654889god you're stupid
>>225654992Genuinely one of the best gimmicks. Always get a chuckle. I nominate it as a contender for gimmick of the year.
>>225654943They're using every dirty tactic in the 3rd world playbook.Not sending the police to protests where there will be looting so they can maximise chaos.Sending police to use lethal force against oeaceful protestors.Completely refusing negotiation.Using state media to misrepresent the demands.Its fascism.
>>225655021grow up
lamine yamal wow what a player get that boy a balloon door
>>225654997Would rather cuddle up to a cute ok poster
>>225655013>you're paying a ridiculous amount for a woman who would never sleep with you if you weren't paying herthat's the whole point
>>225655016Sorry a little question rattled you, maybe reflect on why that is?
>>225655019he's been doing it since about 2017, nigga needs to get a life
>>225655038once saw a dog bite a cat and rag it until its head came off :(
>>225655038he love it cat
Had gnocchi and mince again. Underwhelming really.
>>225655045
men are such pigs
can't believe the creator of the game stick run livestreamed himself dressing up as a woman battering himself straping himself to a couch with a massive stiffy and then setting himself on fire
>>225655067roaring at this
>>225655067her pictures probably didn't show how much of a whale she was and bro was looking for an exfil
feel like SHIT
does anyone listen to Morrissey...
>>225655048fry the gnocci in browned butter with some fresh sage
What chocolate bar would you shove up your arseIf you had to shove one chocolate bar up your arse
rorke HATES alysa
>>225655102id shove one of those massive novelty toblerones up yours
>>225655102growthe fuckup
>>225655102dis wun
>>225655122tek dat
>>225655110>half the internet's waifu>became a hogscreeching
>>225655110that's a good post
Howling imagining somebody genuinely getting angry at someone asking what chocolate bar you’d shove up your bum
right starting to feel fat and sad beddy byes
>>225655110why do people who likely have an email job larp as aristocrats online?he's never said 'demure' in his entire lifeso cringe
>>225655110greater the mog, greater the cope
>>225655146ok goodnight
!
>>225655162kazalosbkniga
>>225655170
>>225655170sir black phillip
>>225655176holy shit he was fanning the flames
rorke's posting animal gore at 4am on a weekday again
yoshinoya has ramen now?
>>225655215WE ARE CHICKEN KIRKWE’RE FANNING THE FLAMES
good morning
>>225651930>>225651945>wants to speak on the GOAT>can't even count to 10
veganism is healthy and ethicalyou have no excuse
might get mumberg this for xmas
>>225655260looks seedy as hell
main character is literally named "John Smith" too LOL
>>225655251you're such a cringe case
hmm it's rainy should I get yoshinoya or wendy's chili or dave's hot chicken for supper?
>>225655279don't care
imagine the STENCH of alysa's farts thobet she eats proper junk food too
>>225655273you got all sorts of lore made up about me in your head but if we met I think we could be mates x
>>225654889not him but it's just what people say when going to the continent. i know scandis do it too. ofc we're european but it's just a quirk of language innit
Trying to discern what the vocalist for the band Cattle Decapitation is singing and I’m not having much luck.
suddenly remembering these twins I'm childhood friends with. I've always assumed they were arabic because of their last name but only recently did I realise they were actually eastern european
>>225655299no chance
>>225655255Just love dead animals me
does dave hot chicken put cheese on the chicken sandwich
>>225655292I am going to make you decide for me
yanks being awful posters as per
>killed himself because he had a crush on his support worker jesus christ dude
trying to imagine putting food into my mouth
Ruby Granger is a kind, delicate soul. Not a bitch. Not a whore. A kind pleasant lady who likes books.
If you eat food you're not white
mad how many terminally online people there are.There are millions of human beings who's lives is just staring at the screen all day raging at twitter drama or other such things that don't really matter.
need to live in Michigan and have a son who plays hockey
(´;︵;`)
as a kid i remember being afraid of swimming in large bodies of water because i feared a fish would swim up my bum
>>225655391so this is rorke
nothing wrong with being indian
>chaewon would you?
the rorke family? the one who runs sin city?
Jeets broke the internet. On one side is the “incompetent IT people” who didn’t update their php shit, and on the other is the scammers and malware scum.
lovely frog girls <3
was kind of scary yesterday when 4chan, the archive, and the sharty were downthere wasn't a single way i could communicate with my friends on /brit/
rorke's grandad going in for a bypass and getting mixed up with the patient getting a bbl
I accidently smiled while staring at a beautiful girl today while zoning out then she smiled back and I instantly looked away and then left the table I was sitting at
might either go back to bed or wank to yuffie porn first hmm
going to the local Thai and posting a pic on facebook to piss off normies
>>225655515when their report came out i thought that the testimony and clear systemic failures were bad enough without needing to muddy the waters with clearly absurdly inflated numbersbut /brit/ was too hysterical to hear it
the media are really promoting the idea of men sitting down to piss
>>225655515>>225655558>um ackshually it's not 250k it's just 245k you racist bigot
>>225655586men who do not sit to piss in their own homes are filthif you choose to spray piss all over your own toilet you are disgusting and also a moron
>>225655599well no it was probably more like the tens of thousandswhich, like i said, is awful enough without needing to ruin your credibility by inflating that by almost a factor of ten
theres a natural mystic flowin through the air
>>225655453r/intbrit in emergencies x
why do you care about rape, you're not a woman, you won't get raped, simple as.
having a look 'round
went for a haircut the other day and the barber used a hand mirror to show me the back of my head and i got jumpscared by the size of my whorl. i'm scared bros, baldness doesn't even run in my family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMMP-T3EF8s
listening to "nigga" music and taking "nigga" drugs
they linked up
job fair in t minus 6 hoursI'll show up drunk ok
>>225655693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMbrj-ODbuc
instagram account got suspended for no reason other than the fact that i never posted anything so they assumed i was a bot or something. i didn't know lurking was a crime
I'm learning Japanese *pulls my eyes back* ching chong bing bong ooohhhh!!!!
https://rumble.com/v7h7jfs-america-first-ep.-1767.html
running low on drugs and i'm scared
>>225655732fucking creasing
>>225655732screacm
lost the plot
>>225655715luv the smiths me
girls are lovely and everyone should treat them nicely
Hard of Hearin’ Larry: I like cowboy hatsJoe the Mechanic: Felt or beaver?Hard of Hearin’ Larry: Nah but I felt her boobs
>>225655770wrong and wrong
might get a degree in international relations and see if i can get a job in the australian embassy in some random country like the marshall islands or some shit
>>225655770true and true
>>225655770if she was a male she would be an incel
>>225655770we hate them ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz5DcshZ4gThis is the greatest trailer ever made.
just spent 24 hours reading aus/pol/ over and over
>>225655770I am extremely nice to the toilfu x
>>225655802thoughts on polish women
i hate women and i'm an incel and i still want a gf ok
betabuxx man in
>>225655835...nh
hate hate hate how early they put christmas stuff out now
recently found out that my mum got pregnant 2 years after i was born but had an abortion. that's a shame, i could've had a sister to fuck
>>225655851your aborted sister btw
>>225655846*hangs some tinsel on this post*
>>225655851the boy who was wanted
recently found a pornstar who looks a lot like my older sister so naturally i've been wanking up a storm
MTN man in
Looking at maps of Alaska and going "hmm yes" and putting my hand on my chin and pacing back and forth and drinking tea and petting my cat
odds I go to greggsevens I get a mcmuffer dubs I go to the cafe
breakfast wraps mog mcmuffins
>>225655879corr it's still early get a cheap flight to tenerife and have a pint at the airport greggs while you're at it
americans eat this and think it's normal
>>225655873...nh
>>225655889literally the same exact ingredients but in an (inferior) wrap instead of muffin
>>225655898what is that? looks like an aborted poutine
>>225655910untrue you get one of those square has browns and the egg is different
I want to live in the coldest place ever
>>225655897can't afford to go on holiday right now :(
if im so handsome bitch why aint you not offering me no ass
>>225655919rorke's bed
>>225655876
>>225655898gravy, chicken, cheese and chips
ugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SxFUL5w368Trump: "I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. Nothing. I always proceeded by saying nothing wrong, but it's never been my thing, to be honest with you. But I looked at his ass. And then I looked at his legs. And I said, his ass is like, it's like a pile of muscle."
>>225655803is that only because you want sex
>>225654263>>225654263recycle
>>225655977what is blud waffling about
