batberg edish
>>225663249don't like it
love shagging Indian girls but imagine you actually knocked one up
>>225663249like it
that is rorke
we get bats at my house. they only come to my house and garden, no one else's
my foreskin is quite red and swollen and i don't know why, but it's making it difficult to wankcan't possibly be an STD because i don't shag
what the fuck joe
Mental that there's a series of actions i could do that could drastically change my lifeI could go out and walk to a specific place and say specific words to a specific person and anything could happenJust dont know where who or what
24 year old Samantha Janusor20 year old Keeley Hawes
>>225663294scream
both rorke and leftypol flummoxed
Toil fuel
>>225663298they'd both get it right up their respective chuffs
no but seriously imagine telling yourself in 2016 that you'd have to verify your age by using id or a screenshot of your face before having a wank and that this'd become normalized everywhere
>>225663290when this happens to me it's usually due to too much wanking
>>225663268>you criticise society yet participate in it, how curious
I would like to shag a poojathey have big milkersbut small hips for some reason
>>225663294Tidy it up joe
>>225663294they are all clueless leftist nepo babies and 'mass
>>225663315Bizarre
>>225663294blud applying for the job thinking he gets to be one of these niggas
>>225663337pancake tits
>>225663298keeley hawes 100%don't find blondes attractive really
will leave now ok! i have things to do
>>225663294Probably got the job back when knowing about cyber meant you reviewed those little robot dog toys that barked and did backflips
>>225663337we all love her
>>225663337Literally a 4/10 without being an Olympic gold medalist
let me be clear, this Labour government is big on cyber and the causes of cyber
>>225663298sam looks like a gigaslag while keeley is wifey material
That nigga genuinely thought duck was a tarq meat omfds
>>225663294Back in like 2012 our telecommunications minister said the internet was a fad while they were in the middle of scrapping the fibre optic upgrade which only ended up getting done properly a few years ago as a resultI'm still fuming about it
>>225663315your life is abysmal
>>225663367it is
>>225663322Hope you get fired for posting this boring shite to 4chan during work hours but then again you and that fat fuck are probably the bit farms
>>225663337Shagged her in a dream last night
they turned the aberfan remembrance into a Royal family worship fest I fucking hate these people with all my heart
>>225663337grim surely you all post about loving this downy-faced mong ironically
>>225663358>winter olympics
>>225663298I went to Hawes last week
>>225663358Yeah? Post your wife then
>>225663396Yeah bro you could totally pull her. She's in your league because she's ugly
>>225663384It’s really notMillions of Chinese peasant class mongs eat duck all the timeDuck is like 8 quid in TescoYou’re just low class
>>225663370Fuck I hate tony abbot
>>225663337looks like a still from bass effect 2
>>225663390when did aberfan become the welsh 9/11
>>225663419hi "nigga"
>>225663406I'm tram antirorke so I actually hate her by default. Your bait doesn't work on me.
>>225663419Wtf happened to that egg
>>225663419why are you black
>>225663419Peng that!
>>225663408>You're just low classso it is a tarq meat then?
>>225663428It’s about respect but I know none of you English have that for us
>>225663404
>>225663441Difference between low class and working class isn't there
>>225663419why is the yolk in that egg pure white
>>225663435looks like it's only egg whites
>>225663159We give over vast quantities of land to sheep (roughly 22% of farmed land, according to George Monbiot) and don't get much (just over 1% of UK calories + wool) in return for the level of destruction they wreak on the countryside. The entire industry is unprofitable and propped up by subsidies.We're essentially paying to subsidise swarms of woolly locusts that strip our countryside bare.
>>225663419Finally some forren muck I wouldn't mind scanning every now and then
have literally never seen white egg yolk before
>>225663435I think it's goat cheese...
>>225663419potatoes AND rice?!
>>225663419Looks ultra peng but you should have put some mayonnaise on it or something so people could say haha looks like Elton farted on it!
Managerberg-ess told me in my review that the standard baseline expectation in the business is now for people to do 150% of their jobs and anything else is underperforming.
what do you guys think about Omar on big brother??
>>225663447I could just be ignorant, but you couldn't resist the chance to be nasty, proving you're a tarq.
Get them on the roads pronto
>>225663470Did you ask for 150% pay?
>>225663470and what happens if you underperformnothing?she can suck a cock then
>>225663455> George MonbiotHe gave a good speech on question time I like him
>>225663477How was that nasty in any wayI just said there's a different between lower class and working class (which is true)Any working class person can afford a bit of duck breast
>>225663471I assume he's a 'loveable' obese brown who tries to do viral meme moments constantly.
>>225663471It's never his fault, even when it is. I know plenty of people like that
>Starmer Summoned to Rape Gangs Inquiry
>>225663335This was EXACTLY the girl I shagged tonight
...anon
>>225663515Every picture of this nigga makes me laugh so hard
>>225663497No he’s shagging some white woman in there but now he’s verbally abusing and controlling her
>>225663471Not watched big brother for about 15years i reckon, but even if i had i think I'd be too ashamed to mention i watch such slop even on a anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum
>>225663495you called me low class and im genuinely crying nowfeel very dehumanised
Do people actually get rattled by brit?Been in a fair few arguments on here but i'm never actually invested in them, even if i get sent flying it's all just a laugh
>>225663508What's up, my "nigga"
Got the red dwarf back to earth on. It's still shit.
>>225663488I mean I'm already now in a team of three that used to be seven as well so yeah I should get paid more really>>225663489She's already said next time is performance review. Gonna fuck off as soon as I can desu.
>>225663490>Jewish man demands British culture be destroyedMany such cases
>>225663533seems like the sort of thing someone who's been rattled on /brit/ would say in all honesty
>>225663529it's ok !! I love you really ok !!
>>225663533I get so angry my heart rate spikes at least once a dayconsider it my daily exercise
>>225663519they are a very horny people. My mate rooted one and she kept licking his armpits
>>225663315I've been taking 30mg Zinc for about a month now and if I even hear a woman my cock starts thrashing around like a greyhound in a cage before a race.
>>225663470this is definitely a sustainable and smart way to treat your employees that won't result in any negative consequences
>>225663533yes, diego has nightmares about all the times I have destroyed his pathetic arguments
>>225663553Fuck sake i just said i HAVENT been rattled can you fucking read?Aussie cunt.
They don't make em like this anymore
oh will you all just shut up
Sometimes I'll be concentrating on work and having a genuinely productive day and then I'll remember that the economy and society is in terminal decline and we are but years away from some sort of spectacular collapse where 99% of people are impoverished and have to start all over again and it simply won't matter what you did before.
>>225663563she is lovely
>>225663533fuck you
>>225663490post it>>225663443i have a right to not care
Showed mumberg /brit/ and she was all like "His life is like a WHAT NOW!?" and she started laughing and brought in her 9/10 HR boss friend of hers and she let me suck on her nipples
>>225663533i have rattled many a poster with my wit and cutting commentary
>>225663567Yeah I need to fix my penis after dumb SSRIs which make people into TROONS
>>225663563Yeah they are but they're also weird about sex in my experience
>>225663331true, i've been on the opioids lately and for some reason they make me really horny but i'm unable to spaff while i'm on them so i end up wanking for 20 minutes until my dick goes soft in my hand. also opioids tend to release histamines which might contribute to the redness
id do well in a zombie apocalypse
>>225663570no chanceas far as he's concerned he has never been wrong about anything
ermhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1792668558331987.mp4
Reminiscing about my most well received /brit/ post...
>>225663591https://youtube.com/shorts/_dwjVbHPOmIDidn’t ask you to care though did I.
>>225663585>years away from collapseBeen hearing this for yearsPascals wager kind of thingBest bet is to believe in the system cause if it collapses youre fucked anyway
>>225663613id be raping the zombies bigly
>>225663594sc
>>225663613>>225663624odd
>>225663616right wellington
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RqB-RZIp20we're all in here
>>225663614him being a christian and also a self-absorbed 40 year old clubbing incel with gay thoughs HAS to be a bit, it just has to
why is hornyposting so rare here compared to other gens
>>225663616The 30 year old that vaguely looks like a child phenotype
china invading taiwan plunging the world into an economic dark age looms
ever tripped on DPH lads? it's like being in silent hill
>>225663647We all shag
She's a 10(9) out of 10
>>225663647I tend to wank before going on /brit/ rather than after
>>225663647shagger general mate
wish I was smart enough to be a computer programmer coder guy
>>225663647/brit/ is shaggers to a man
>>225663647Janny has his boot on our proverbial necks also /brit/ is more about posting animals and complaining about everything
>>225663533I’ve been slightly rattled before I mist admit but mainly because this place is filled with retards who unfortunately love a pointless argument
She's a 9(10) out of 10(9)
>>225663667probably the worst industry to start in these days
>>225663622yeah i dont care about this
he hate it
sucking a tangfastic
in my experience every indian woman prefers white men and black men to indian men
>>225663667dodged a bullet tbf
>>225663652>>225663653>>225663663>>225663664>>225663671/brit/ not /aus/
>>225663661Nice boobers
>>225663674Gay if you wouldn't shag her
we've actually tricked the aussies into thinking we all shag lol
>>225663706Check the flag you'll notice a union jack in the top right yeah?
Right then one of the toilfus is pregnant and starting to showLads we have a problem
>>225663715You don't?Mate...
>top right
>>225663647You just get called an Indian if you horny post
>>225663667it's a 2019-ass career you've always had to suck cock to get your foot in the door but now it's overrun with AI and offshoring (I wrote 2019-arse first but it doesn't convey what I was meaning. In conclusion /brit/ is a land of contrasts)
>>225663701In my opinion you cannot say anything good about white people having sex without thinking about black people, like some sort of NPC or robot with the compliance chip during COVID. Your brain short circuits and you think of black men whenever you think of sex, because you're a cuck
>>225663686>>225663705Didn’t mean as a job like just in general I meant
>>225663729it is to australians. they're upside down you see
He should have said bottom right
ESLs just straight up post in their native language on english-speaking parts of the internet and expect the rest of us to go out of our way to translate it. they don't even bother trying to speak in broken english anymore
>>225663727that lads dad's up to his old tricks i see
Thinking about pints
>>225663720/brit/ not /spaz/
>>225663715you've been slamming peng dings eh brudda
Yeah whatever I had some wine fuck you lot
i don't have time for this
>>225663734step away from the computer for a bit mate
>>225663746I have noticed an increase in this. Guess now every browser has a translate built in I could easily see what they mean, but I won't out of principle
>>225663785woke won't like this one bit
>>225663249HeheBat
Lifelong bachelor Andy Burnham to appear on Celebrity Gogglebox alongside his good male friend of many years Steve Rotheram.
>>225663785Chuckled at the top left one
>>225663785Genuinely arrestable offense
the wokerati have infiltrated my dreams
>stop the boatsSigh
Pour nails out onto the roadsCoat the paths of nursing homes in cooking oilPunch sex workers in the back of the head
>>225663815Andy is married with children though.
manacled by the tyranny of woke
>>225663775You started your racemix fetish with Indians fucking whites and your brain chip kicked in and you had to include and end it with "and they fuck blacks"Idgaf about Indians btw but you're a zogbot shiskha golem and self hating white
Ian come get your evil brother hes plotting again
>>225663815this is a RICU show, isn't itbasically just there to nudge the cattle into the right opinions
faggots for teaget in
I can no longer imagine pursuing anyone other than a black woman
pornography has ruined my brain
>>225663874For me it’s Asians
>>225663855you're mindbroken
reckon all women should have c-cup breasts, no more no less
>>225663830Yeah I had a dream about it today with two fit girls I knew from irl talking about the Simpsons and the episode where they pollute the water with microplastics and they were saying they care more about the environment o algo than babies. They said that and I listened and when I gave my opinions on it they started walking away and on sentence 2 she was just like just walk away so I did. The wokey cared more about the woke episode being about the environment than of babies and that was their problem even though it was already woke and it gave me a lot of insight into the way they think. They do also just disregard everything you have to say
the government need to ban interracial porn immediately
whenever I’m walking and see someone driving a really fancy like a Porsche or a Ferrari I always go out of my way to NOT look at the car because I don’t want to inflate their ego because that’s what they want they want everyone looking at them makes them feel special
have to laugh when people on fb or that will be like 'i refuse to be cold' like you have a choice. you either afford it or you can't
>>225663884>>225663900Contact/exposure therapy for the raped goyim. 1/????. Mission success I'll now go away and do anything other than talking to the raped racemixer cuck boy. Mmmmmmmm. Ohmmmmmmm... A bit at a time then all at once
>>225663904ok
what's this all about then
>>225663855>>225663900You can say he’s mindbroken all you like but the reality is, in this one circumstance and never again, mousey is completely right. You felt the compulsion to stick on a little comment about black cock toward the end because you have to
>>225663940you are addicted to interracial porn, it is evident for all to see
>>225663928My bad to the raped NPC goycattle if a (worse) smelly Indian brownie buck who got broken by everyone all throught history was posting and I confused it for you. It makes sense that the eternally buck broken bahjratt gave "I'm broken slightly less through contact and exposure". I apologize to the white people itt. Yeah, I fell for the jeet cuckposting (the really do this)
Halloween is haram brother
If you play gta 6 you should be strapped in a cage and branded with a hot iron
>>225663978Didn't say 'black cock' now did I cuck boy?
>>225663978>>225663981Nah it's just a little Indian fella dunning around being underage and weaker and stupider than every other race attaching itself to blacks and trying to bait whites. I'm not care no mo
I'm not right wingIm not a conservative
reminder that mousey was bbcposting for hours before the site went down
>>225663993female pattern baldness
>>225664010then wanked into torpor by lucia
Mousey broke 4chan ???
OBIE TRICEREAL NAME, NO GIMMICKS
>>225664040Thats moni
might start a youtube channel where i post nothing but absolute cringe and become a lolcow
I would start BBC posting again, and all you cucks with that being seriously your "thing" (cringe), but I would not like the Indian itt to get any knowledge of how to do things from the white man. I'll wait until later. I'll wait until I want to make you people cry, after you've gotten cocky and done it again
Summer here was far better. Probably because the schizos are too busy buying crack to get air conditioning so their smelly rooms were too hot to post from. Soon as there’s a chill in the air you’ve got every schizo known to man having multiple melties a day
People who talk about their dreams should seriously get put in a mental institution. What on earth makes you think anyone cares? Oh great this meaningless thing that clearly didn't happen didn't happen. You weren't wearing trousers at your job interview? What am I supposed to do with this? Because you already know I'm just going to go yeah haha crazy or just ignore it. Spastic behaviour.
>>225663356apparently the positions only existed since 2018does make you wonder just how clueless the other BBC correspondents might be about their "specialism"
some of you in here and just down right nasty and cruel to me you’re not my friends
>>225664076ok
Cancer newfag >>225664078 saying summerfags are actually good
Camden Sainsbury's underground car park at 6pm if you want see how a real man fights and then potentially kiss and exchange phone numbers
>>225664089Wont have you disrespecting the noble art of oneirology
>>225664089ok hylic
>>225664035>>225664096You people post nothing but racebait and cuck fantasy. I broke you. Cuckposting race baiters to NOT be getting a firmware update. WILL be sat stuck "doing it to themselves" again ALA racebait posting and then crying when they get nuked from orbit by MOUSEY
might go to a nearby university campus and hang around near the mathematics department and try to pick up chinky eyed hunnies
>>225664124ok
Ok ..I willVoteWalt Disney !!
It's half two which means it's basically time to stop doing any work
There's max 300k Jews in the UK, why does the entirety of our government prioritise then over native white Brits?
>>225664100“Summerfags” stopped being a real thing half a decade ago mate. Everyone who posts here now (including you and I) are both stuck here as outcasts
right time for a third 'vefe
would genuinely love to square up to a bloke and then get battered by him and, after realising i am a beta male, start sucking his cock until he shoots hot cum on my tender bruised face
proto-gf didn't fart in my presence but she said the word "fart" and now i'm marginally less attracted to hre
Mousey raped for big damage on all the dogshit liberal white faggot posters in 2 nights and instantly killed them in one hit very powerful, they are weak and one is brown
£1.29 from Lid
>>225663533obviously notnobody actually takes 4chan debates seriously or the internet at large for that matterit's just something people say to get one over each otheror if they want the conversation to end but don't want you to get the last word they'll just start insisting you're upset without any reason
>>225664156You’ve got issues
>>225664171gut rot
>>225664171a-bosh!
Little paper squid lying on the table here
>>225664149Starts with e and ends in pstein
>>225664149the government, ngos, and finance are riddled with them
>>225663370boomers are never right except for being racist, they're right about that
>>225664171phwoar proper scran
>>225664194Epstein is the reason? What do you mean? He’s dead for starters
>>225664194The sculptor?
anyone remember that overwatch game?
Monster Energy Rio Punch tastes vaguely like that banana medicine you’d get as a kidQuite like it
logging off the internet. it's just a passing fad
>>225664171never had currywurst beforethe day I do, the germans winSHAN'T
tankies and commies really amuse meimagine wanting to live in a country where all the power is horded by the elite and you're only given the illusion of freedom
>>225663370In 2012? That's unbelievable (as in i dont believe you)
>>225664173There are definitely people that get big mad over shit here. Those that don't have anything else in their lives have been known to seethe for days over arguments.
nobody actually uses the internet, it's just bots
Bronze balls fallen from dragons mouth, he runs quickly to the city gates to tell emporer of a great coming or 800 BC happening
Worst part about his current melties is that yes, while they’re bad, this isn’t even fucking close to his full power at all.
might listen to ys by joanna newsom
>>225664213its name is rio and it tastes like bananaaaaa
> GTA 6 could reportedly cost the US economy $1 billion in a single day as up to 1.5 million Americans are expected to take the day off to play.
90% of the plots in seinfeld could only happen because it was the 90s and they didn't have mobile phones
Bronze balls fallen from dragons mouth, he runs quickly to the emporers gates to tell, a great happening or coming to the city will surely affect it
if bill gate dropped a billion quid in the street it'd cost him more to pick it up than the lost billion
>>225664208you can forget all about that new overwatch game Louis
>>225664257numbers like this are completely made up to distract you from the fact that the world will still function on that day
>>225664266WASNT WORTH POSTING THE FIRST TIMEYOU BORING CUNT
>>225664257video game mongs are very strange people
>>225664273yeah?
>>225664171sausage with katsu sauce on it
Honestly impressive how easily he gets set offShould extract the essence and bottle it to fuel to cowardly soldiers
you lads reckon mumberg would appreciate this for xmas?it is 2.7/10 on imdb but she has absolutely no tasteshe thinks mad men and breaking bad are boring
>>225664257UK soft power move
>>225664273he computr
friendly reminder that katsu is just chippy curry
my life a bill gate
>>225664280>the smelly bedroom incident was 10 years agowonder where our guy is now
bill gate he computr
>>225664156Camden Sainsbury's car park 6pm mate
mad how the german and english national dishes are both curry
>>225664317normie dullards are a mystery to me mate so i can't say
>>225664286 #His invention not worth after first time the ball fell and the great emporer of the city was not affected, this was before it happened when the prophecy came true
>>225664354nonsense. germans only eat bratwurst and pretzels
bill gate if he real
thank you bill gates for saving me from covid
>>225664373i've seen them eat potatoes
if bill gate pick up a dollar on gay porn ground he earn more in gay porn that he worth it
The final millennial humiliation will be the enactment of wealth taxes and the enormous inheritance tax rises they've broadly called for, just in time for their wealthy boomer parents to snuff it and for them to lose their inherited houses and fortunes to the state.
Hi, I'm Dee, and I'm a shopkeeper from London
>>225664387one of the most ourageous lies ever told on /brit/
why does the european have such an antipathy for fruit and vegetables
>>225664324katsu is japanese for curry so not really
>>225664373every single road in germany has a currywurst stand
>>225663370i heard it was rupert murdoch what pressured them into it because if more people had good internet then foxtel subscriptions would drop
Evil wrong people hurting photograph of great emporer causality of war, "what the fuck is a video game" says the great emporer from 800 BC and surely everyone clapped
>>225664409yeah but it's just a copy of chippy curry. tastes exactly the same
Bill Gates posting was funny but I never really got itWas it just someone pretending to be a spacker and trying to get across that in the time it takes him to pick up a £50 note he’d have made that passively?
give it to me straight ladswhat's the reality of climate changegive me the sciencedon't want sophistry
>>225664428dunno lol
>>225664257the goyim have gone insane
for me it's irish curry
>>225664417mad that that old chunk of coal is still going, aye?
Sex with tight Asian women
>>225664436lol
>>225664428yes, getting warmer due to co2 increases, confirmed by ice core sampleshighly politicised and much money in both sides of it, but really, clean air isn't a bad thing and neither is not having to pay the arabs money if we use the sunshine and wind
>>225664428basically the climate never changed before human's existed, the ice age is just a load of old bollocks
>>225664437Ok so ur not gonna play gta 6?
Rewriting my own reality by taking ketamine and laying in bed with cartoons on
>>225664446King BBC after penetrating 8.100.000.000 white girls and then rolling over all the Indians getting under it to get squished
gta 6 looks like wope slop
I've only ever wanked to bbw porn, never been attracted to slim women. Adore fatties
>>225664499
got a hairline like count dracula so i do
>>225664458>135 lbs>on a body building forumoh my days
>>225664475No?
>>225664428every realistic proposed solution makes you poorer and the developing countries richer and none of them will work anyway
1999 and one more Lynx aftershave XL cans shipped to emporer, he developed a habit of huffing them in his exquisite room of marble and gold
