penguin edish
Not really much to life once you hit 30 really is there?
>>225687425top lads
diego’s life? a movie (the 40-year-old virgin)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792751236767663.mp4
Mental that all you savvy non conforming edgy 4chan users are just lapping up a PR stunt aimed at h3h3's normie reddit audienceLucky youre all anonymous so you can pretend you werent retarded when it gets revealed
>>225687438raising your kid(s)?
Can someone PLEASE explain why h3h3's audience is now a bunch of parasocial trannies and women?
>>225687464shut up incel
>>225687469I'm ready
>>225687469im clicking not useful
>>225687464no one but you cares mate
>>225687438nothing changes apart from you cant go out clubbing anymore without looking like a nonce. apart from that its the same as everything else. spend life working and consuming media waiting for 2 days of getting pissed at the weekend
going shop, you want anything?
>>225687464Who?Is that them that sung starstruck with katy perry?
>>225687464really really hope this post came from a woman or at least a tranny
board game cafes, axe throwing, bouldering, mario kart tournamentslife is so fucking beautiful
>>225687520and the shagging can't forget that. We all do lots of that don't we lads, shagging fanny? yep we sure do
i think i should knowhow to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out bit fucking sus tbqh
>>225687498Except now you know your health is declining so you can't just sit around all week and get pissed on the weekend
>>225687498To be fair normal clubs are wank anyway, going to the boozer is just better unless you're going to a proper night out and then you're on the ecciesA fucking Pryzm in Stevenage or whatever is always a waste of time
i’m non-conforming, but not by choice
>>225687523In a sandwich? Only way it works is in a toasted bagel
You'll all see you goy cattle retardsClapping your hands drooling like retards at the latest e drama and I'M the tranny?
>>225687464This is the closest thing we get to a lolcow in the big 26 let us enjoy it
Rorke's ghost has coerced me to post something embarrassing about me, but i forgot the details.
been pronouncing rorke wrong the whole time
>>225687564you very obviously care more than anyone else here
>>225687536well you sort of can nobody gets cirrhosis from drinking on a friday and saturday night
Do I see more retarded kids or are the parents pretending to get attention
Lads I'm going to buy a couple of pillows but there's too much choice can you recommend a normal default pillow?
>>225687529that stuff is what you end up doing with your gf and her work friends after you've stopped having sex
>>225687596advancements in accessibility mean disabled people become more visible in public spaces
>>225687523my cock is that big(its a white monster)
>>225687189If you're wearing bulky trainers you're just a gay boy though. If your footwear is bulky it must be for hiking. So don't be so proud k
>>225687625cheese and onion, more like
had a loaf of garlic bread for breakfast breathberg on the ropes
>>225687581I'm the only one saying dont pay attention to itDont reply to me ever again you utter failure of a man
good autumn so far perhaps a top ten autumn but too early to say
>>225687596late stage capitalism prevents people from being able to own a home during their healthiest birthgiving years so we're naturally seeing the result of people only having geriatric birthed spacker kids once they finally buy a house at age 39 or whateveronly going to get worse btw
the thought of a nice cozy night in beside a roaring fire with a big takeaway and the mood lighting on lying on the sofa like a beached whale ready to watch the latest mandalorian or whatever is so much more appealing than actually doing it. 5 minutes in i was thinking this is boring as shit i need alcohol or weed to enjoy this i cant have a normal night
>>225687610I have a panda memory foam jobby. It's nice and I like it.
stfu slut
>>225687679did you go cold turkey after a single night or have you been sober for a while
>>225687679idk that sounds rly fucking boring unless u're naked with a girl
gonna make swedish-style meatballs for dinnerpork and beef, milk-soaked breadcrumbs, the whole shebangprobably not the mash, gravy, and jam though - I'm not a savage
crisps (walkers cock and arse)
>>225687712me discussing the crimbo limbo with my colleagues in January
Neema Parvini is vacuuming my internet blueprint to get fresh ideas to gyrate into his precious beautiful mind which can soon after output yum yum scrandemic Meal, Ready-to-Eat for his biosmass audience.
just got some new art for the living room
calluim turner and josh o connor look nothing like bondat least the jack guy does a little
>>225687712i have had 5 sober nights in the past 3 years. maybe 20 sober nights since 2018
>>225687679I can only do that when I'm knackered desu. Get training done after work and I'm fine to chill out for a bit but on a saturday it's straight down the battlecruiser
>>225687756feels like its trying to say something but i dont know what
>>225687771me when I keep prolonged eye contact with my dog
>>225687756>more blacks more irish
the mewhenposter on a rampage
going soapland anyone want owt?
worthless posts
deeply funny thread
>>225687765jesus mate you really should go sober for a month or two even if it makes you want to kill yourself you're probably long long overdue for a hard reset, not only will it make you enjoy regular life more it'll also make you enjoy the drugs more, it's a win-win
*poos all over the thread*
I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts
>>225687811>>225687821>>225687825>>225687833Neema Parvini butthurt.
no homo but reckon callum turner would be the best-looking bond actor of them all if they end up choosing him
>>225687848good post
remember the word cloud poster
Are leafposters all whingey little neeks or is there just one here constantly?
>>225687866but it started off with blasphemy
too cold for dressing gown todaynot putting the heating on however
remember cokelad
>>225687859dno what that is sry
>>225687866never reply to me again you repugnant gnome
>>225687945you'll do nothing
>>225687926me making sure the young barman gets my order
chicken madras, saag aloo, bag of chips, and a neema parvini
I weigh 55kg
>>225687863he has that thing taylor swift has. the eyes are so high up the face the cheek looks too big and eyes too small. it either makes them look disabled or evil the elite are evil disabled people. very charles II of spain
>>225687967Nigga look like hakimi
>>225687887Neema Parvini butthurt cuz he is struggling to earn a living as an infontertainer .
>>225687967and his son is such a dweeb
>>225687975niggas the heavyweight champion of Auschwitz
why do people like trannies? do the people not know they're.......actually male?
>>225687993going to need this fact checked
>>225687931would
Want to make a casserole but I don't know how you make the liquid it cooks in? Is it just stock cube broth and chopped tomatoes? I tried searching on the internet but too many results came up and I got overwhelmed
>>225687982>eliteraised on a council estate by a single mother he's a fellow prole
brutal
>>225687984>>225687986
>>225687952story of your life
>>225687993>>225688012
>>225687425love these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe
>>225687931Would every day of the week and twice on Sundays
http://213.107.161.19:8086/video.mjpg
sup shortie
>>225688022charlize theron has followed you
>>225688042son
>>225688042yeah well right no
>>225688042
Food in the toil canteen gave me diarrhea fuck sake can do do nothing right
>>225688042just clicked this link
Right well I'm not clicking that am I
>>225688042mcafee going batshit at this one
>>225688042john mcafee's poltergeist flinging books off my shelves at this
really want to know what that is
Relationships ending are so sad man
>>225688065Utter lunacy.
McAfee's ghost challenging me to a duel across time and space for simply considering clicking that link
>>225688042Lads in the hats look shifty as fuck
clearnet URL to an IP address with NO https is crazy
Oh it's just a camera stream or somethingSomeone's unprotected camera
just pulled excalibur from the stonepiss easy
>>225688022Neema Parvini wishing i called him Sir Neema Owain Glyndŵr, in accordance with his mummy's noble line.
screaming out my arse
>>225688012different versions have the liquid from different thingsThis is an easy onehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/chickencasserole_85719alsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-2PRJQvc1s
Adolf Hitler | Downfall - EDIT (educational)
might go into bossman's corner shop for some ritz crackers
You lot are still living in 2011 you're not getting drive by downloaded or browser exploit packs in 2026It's just not happening
>>225688127Put it back you idiot you're not the chosen one
mcafee rotating in his grave like a rotisserie chicken
>>225688015are you against social mobility?
>>225688132need an zoomed in enlarged jpg of that FACE
are we all gay then
Canada having a meltoid or something what the fuck is he going on about
>>225688146Bet that gravy is delicious and psychedelic
what's happened here then?
>>225687756That's your house?
>>225688132
>>225688143*waggles it in your face*
>>225688169fraid so
>>225688172woman driver
>>225688172Reckon a range rover has gone off road and driven through a statue or memorial of some sort
>>225687945cope on
This country is cucked and shit beyond belief, considering running away to Australia
>>225688090cannot even imagine what it's like to be together with someone for years and years and then it ends
>>225688172At first glance I'd say motability but as it's a range rover probably just a paki
>>225688170You wish you were half the man/woman Canada is
>>225688113yes I always check that the little lock symbol is locked and green and this means I'm on https, secured by elliptic curve cryptography with the highest quality, trusted and verified keys issued by the top Indian companies private keys (such as the number 4) mean that my data is secure. No one could ever guess such a key.
>>225688169x
>>225687589They do. And diabetes and all sorts.
>>225688180I'm not messing around here mate, if you don't put it back I'm going to tell the lady of the lake and Merlin and they're going to put you in detention
Think pooners are far more mentally ill than people give them credit for
>>225688139what are you going to put on those bad boys
>>225688172>range rover in a beige colourwill be some 95 year old aristocratic who can't go to the toilet themselves but still have a driving licence because
>>225688197lmao
>>225688197FOWF
>>225688208*rapes you silly*
>>225688210Topical and amusing
>yes I always check that the little lock symbol is locked and green and this means I'm on https, secured by elliptic curve cryptography with the highest quality, trusted and verified keys issued by the top Indian companies>private keys (such as the number 4) mean that my data is secure. No one could ever guess such a key.
VØJ, Narvent - Memory Reboot x Austrian Painter|(Not political)
things aren't going so well for me lads
>>225688199Get a fucking grip
>>225688199in a word, emotional catastrophy covered up by smiles and petty revenge
>>225688239Erm what's the relevance to that comment please?
>>225688224bit of cheeky lucozade I reckon
ayo my name be jondBAMEs jond, ya heard
We're all excited about upcoming halloween aren't we lads. Got the sweeties and costumes ready.
>>225688243ha! he just got NERDED
>>225688042insecam has loads of these
>>225688274I like seeing all the little costumes :)
>>225688225I don't even have one. I tried to get a licence in Kosovo but the guy told me I need to be a resident
ate loads of onions at both lunch and dinner yesterday and i am now just living in a thick brown cloud of acrid poo vapour that never subsides cos i keep pumping out more and more evil smelling farts. started to disgust myself.
>>225688274No. Just want it to be Christmas then get shite Winter over then spring again.
It's driven there but the barrier around the fountain isn't damaged. Probably a marketing stunt then.>>225688190but why?
might pirate Wrestlemania 2000 and then watch Wrestlemania 2000 because it's that sort of day ladies and gentlemen
I think Australia is about as cucked as the UK but it's got bits that push it ahead such as lovely beaches and women in bikinis with sun damaged skin and fancier animals especially in the sea
There she goes
>>225688274load of parties coming up arent there
>CCTV captured the moment a member of the public used a spirit level to block a man armed with a samurai sword in Milton KeynesRorke-sama
>>225688294right well i was just thinking about watching my summerslam 2002 dvd
>>225688274I'm 30 next year. What the fuck am I meant to do?
>>225688299This is the closest you've came to having a girlfriend in your entire life
>>225688299I recognise this shop. Same layout
>>225688299she is my wife really
>>225688302Not for you
>>225688290Got familial trauma around Christmas so I don't like it at all just makes me sad
>>225688299RACING THORUGH MY VEINS
>>225688287those types got their licence 70 years ago when all they had to do was turn the car on and drive in a straight lineand we don't take their licences or re-test them because of dignity or something so they drive huge death machines around while being barely sentient
>>225688306rorke channeling his 700 hours in metal gear rising for this moment
>>225688302Prince William on Graham Norton tonight Deegsy so. We can watch that
>>225688197>>225688236UK is 83% whiteAustralia is 69% white
>>225688310All downhill from here lad
>>225688139Couldn't think of anything more exciting than that? That's what urges you to leave your house, a cracker. This is dire
https://youtu.be/4xqFVWqM-k4My favourite SM64 song
>>225688310Turn 30 probably
just logged in what's this paki shop gimmique then
>>225688299Poley looking peng
>>225688334are you serious fucking hell if im still awake i'll plop it on as we say in the biz >>225688320nor u LOL
>>225688350well, to fully explain it, what do you know about amir?
>>225688350>>225688042
Some absolute cretin has booked in a work call at 1 which is when I want to be eating lunch
>>225688350just something you've been spamming and trying to create a false sense of interest over
>>225688329Haha it's crazy. They are free to do this still just out of politeness
>>225688335we all know things are dire mate how many times are you going to keep making this exact post
talking shite you wouldn'tSHITE
remember that old moni newsagents photoshop?that were funny
>>225688364i've got a repeated event for 1 so nobody books a meeting between 1-2
cuties
>>225688339No, no no, it cannot be... I was told your 30s are your best years of your life
>>225688323>>225688344sacked trannyesque
>>225688384Might have been worth it tbqhwyl
>>225688344I like the file load musicnever actually played it though don't like super mario games
>>225688368whenever i see the 'based australia' myth being perpetuated i have to post it sorry thats the rule
>>225688389he still updates his blogdid so yesterday in fact
Boring shite day. Boring shite life.
>>225688396Right, you're on report miladdo
>>225688384go back to your snark subreddits you hysterical tranny
quicktaps
Pass a bakery selling divine freshly baked, quality bread, Fish N Chips, some nice smoked salmon from Waitrose, keeps going to finally reach a corner shop to buy some Ritz crackers from an Indian
love the way paki shops take the concept of impulse purchases at the check out and just go wild with it until they're just a head surrounded by a cornucopia of crapall while tesco is just like hm would you like a chewing gum today maybe a gift card?
>>225688389
right so every WWF event on 1337x is decades old and the only ones I can actually download are Wrestlemania X7 which I've already seen and King of the Ring 1998 which I've already seen the best match of
>>225688411Go put some money on some horses Make you feel better
>>225688408no one said it was lad he just said it was less shit than the yookay (obviously blatantly true)
>>225688434vintage scr
ausposter bit menestrual today
the non-whites in Australia are largely flatfacers which are bvsed also they all try and claim even one drop of abo blood for all the benefits they get Aussie programmes now open up with an apology to abos for filming on their sacred land even
not one shopper has bought the kettle on the right! how can they not, it's a bargain!
>>225688433>>225688434Wonder what it's like working in one your entire life. Do they not care about being doomed to be behind the counter their entire lives?
komf no longer working with Kavita so I'm forced to look for an alternative or pay for Kavita+
>>225688411Get on Hinge, procure some mushrooms, buy a mercedes, book a nice holiday, get an air freshener cam, watch regular guy on YouTube. The list goes on and on, and you're so nothing to say you're bored
I think I may have bipolar disorder. Not the made up kind though but the real kind. Won't be speaking to my GP about it or seeking treatment of any kind and will instead just quietly be getting on with life.
>>225688480Whatever nigga
reckon I wouldn't even survive a circumscision on account of my very veiny foreskin
WWF Wrestlemania 2000 is downloading now ok
>>225688492All boring depressing shite
I am furious that my ex can simply break up with me and be all happyIt's simply unfair
>>225688497what the fucks
>>225688384mad how her face is 4/10 but cos it's on a nice lil female body it makes you wana fuck her still
>>225688509ok !! enjoy .... !
>>225688133Thanks. I will get some stock cubes in I reckon
>>225688523shut it virge
>>225688491concerning video
>>225688512You should genuinely kill yourself in that case
>>225688530You first
>>225688526get some cock cubes
>Get on Hinge, procure some mushrooms, buy a mercedes, book a nice holiday, get an air freshener cam, watch regular guy on YouTube
>>225688491Imagine thinking that sliding your penis between those oily bum cheeks is boring. Someone kill him
>>225688494why not speak to your GP about it hun x
right well they’re shooting people dead in Paris now
Food and poo are like ying and yangFood for thought :)
>>225688454low T vitamin deficient pasty bogtroll brits yet again baffled by passionate red blooded Australian BVLLs
>>225688564it's yin
>>225688559bit rude of them doing that
>>225688466well if they own the business it might be quite comfy, just read a book or get the tv on while you chill behind the counter and maybe do a bit of grooming when the opportunity arises
>>225688554I'll have a look into the condition and see what the treatments for bipolar look like. If it's just SSRIs then I don't want that, I've been on them before and they were shite.
>>225688299>no burqa>no male companion
>>225688564
sick of people telling me to "just start a side hustle" when I complain about being poorside hustle in WHAT nigga???? in being a virginous freak that people pay to see in a cage like a zoo?
>>225688576Yeah I think it would be nice, just read all day, maybe have a little tv
>>225688568I could kill you in a single punch so watch it
>>225688600Yes
>>225688600simply grow and sell weed you dolt
> NEW: More than one in five working class white boys leave school without entering education or employment, the most of any demographic>White working-class girls are also three times more likely to become NEETs than their black and Asian counterpartsAnd yet they’re the first to bitch and moan about immigrants lol
Bit blowy out lads
>>225688568just want you to know that this >>225688605 wasn’t me x
>>225688605could never go to the UK cause id just start instinctively sparking cunts out the minute i step off the plane
>>225688620cos of DEI and that
we need a GTA: Dundee with easter eggs that include David Jones' childhood home and a mission that parodies that story about the chav girl brandishing a knife at the immigrants
>>225688600Become a depop slag
it is mad though how there are literally no jobs any more
>>225688620I've seen first hand how that SELECT browns and girls to be their little workersThe amount of white lads i've worked with is shockingly small. White collar btw
>>225688629and who the fuck are you nigga
The additions. Got a few new pikachus as well
>>225688620>the people being let down are the first to complain about being ignored and replaced Yeah mad that
>>225688651mate lower your town when you speak to Matthew like that ok
>>225688620weird how this sort of thing is seen as a systemic problem until its white people in which case its a personal moral failing
>>225688600got two holes, haven't you?
>>225687464what are you blithering on about
>>225688659Corporate bitch
>>225688647all done on computers now innitmachines, bits and bobs, electrical signals travelling about vast networks of tubes
*lowers my town*
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792541452262096.mp4
funny how groups of people would rather sit at home on benefits than work because they are lazy scroungers and then you lot run cover for them “no no it’s actually because of DEI!!!!”
>>225688640GTA: Alba
>>225688702fuck off, YANK
>>225688659Nice I like those classic collection cards
>>225688687you got this from the bbc thread
hate working ngl. too clever to waste my brain on that stuff
>>225688702because browns dont do that right and white people are the dominant race in this country
ok
>>225688687there being no tiktok logo on this means that this video was manually created by some ghoulish fetishist with after effects or something in his dimly lit squalid bedroom, think about what it is that you're actually wanking to and PLEASE gain a clue
It's chilly today eh
can spot the children here a mile off cause I used to make the same posts here when I was a wee boy
>>225688733right
people are making actual mods now to the machine code of games, it's mad now
>>225688649I work for an accountancy firm and most of our graduate intakes are white, next largest group my size are Chinese, browns then blacks
>>225688748If you download tiktok videos directly it doesn't save the logo
>>225688759fuck off you boring cunt
>>225688710sued for making dotaman a savile parody
>>225688759nonce
>>225688759case in point >>225688756
>>225688766I work in IT consulting FYIAccounting is gentrified.
>>225688764Not mad nor even interesting
another thread done then leads how we feeling? post-match thoughts?
>>225688764if I see one more video where Claude has added Red from pokemon silver into Elden Ring or some shit I'm going to scream
>>225688733
>>225688733how did he get away with this in a public gym?!
has our flag changed on here I swear it looked different before
mares
>>225688791It's just comfortable to wear rorke
>>225688767you're still in dire need of a clue if you know this off the top of your head
Want some lunch but cant be fucked to make anything. Age old problem this. What I really want is a blowjob but can't see that happening
Just bought a little laptop stand for when I'm on the sofa or one seater so it's raised up a bit and I don't have to crane my neck down which I believe is giving me headaches
>>225688800grow up ffs
>>225688788terrible because of my clean sheet of 0 (you)s
Asking consent to have sex with a woman implies that it's the man's ROLE to ask. Have you ever heard of a woman asking for consent to have sex?
>>225688800yeah changed last week didn't you read the news?
>>225688822Yes
>>225688540I never said I find delightful things in life boring. What are you on about?
>>225688789no you don't understand, it's mad
>>225688715Nigga I’m quoting >>225688637
>>225688789i havent seen any such videos care to share one
time for a wank
>>225688822yes a woman's asked to fuck me before
>>225688820
Time 4: A Wank
get it fucking made
just been you'd. by a FREAK!
>>225688791he just qt enuf desu
>>225688822never felt the inside of a vagina have you lad
>>225688778>IT consulting FYIYeah that's gonna be full of Indians and other browns I guess >>225688778>Accounting is gentrifiedWhat do you mean
but how IS it made
The pussy clench hard when you fuck it The clit enlarge when you lick itMy dick gets hard when you suck it
>>225688879Have felt the outside though
I`m the "nigga"pops ok
new>>225688888>>225688888>>225688888
>>225688549KEK! This is you. Crazy that you chose a photo of Anthony Bordain. This is actually you! How ironic kek
>>225688920>>225688920
>>225688926
>>225688924>>225688928scr
>>225688665Das rite rorke boy
