who the fuck is this man edition
>>225688920Bartleby Snood
I've got reasons
back in my day, people would slave away for hours just to manually put thomas the tank engine in skyrim for a laughnowadays grok does it all for you in the press of a button yet another cottage industry killed by woke
thread music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-89pBzuHLVI
Never understood how come it's called Celsius and centigrade. Same thing isn't it?
The pussy clench hard when you fuck itThe clit enlarge when you lick itMy dick gets hard when you suck itYour neck gets sore when I grab itYour ass gets red when I slap it
>>225688954it's unironically over, it's not possible to have a job and earn money any more, all jobs are disappearing fast
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>225688976>, it's not possible to have a jobBASED
>>225688982Doing the real work and punishing the real criminals as usual
>>225688968heard this song on top of the pops I think
>>225688992Rotund "nigga"
>>225688997no job means no money nigga!
Washed my most comfy trousers yesterday and am forced to wear my second best pair while the others dry.
>>225688992why is he sucking a tennis racket?
>>225689018what so i'll just die then will i
Failed relationships, failed life, unmet potential
a shaniqua places her purse on your car's bonnet at a Tesco car park, what do you do
>>225689029to combat woke
>>225688982ok I think these ‘offensive speech’ laws have gone too far now govberg needs to take a long hard look at themselves and think about how pathetic they are
Rain every day for the next 6 months then
>>225689029ran out of golf balls
Cheers Mr Tesla
>>225689066This summer was ruinously hot
>>225689068scccc
Anthony Bourdain might be the least authentic man ice ever seen in my life everything he said and did came across as contrived why is he worshipped?
>>225689070Straight from reddit
>>225689066perfect /brit/posting weather
wrestling is funnystreet pimp vs two security guard "niggas"
>>225689048Keep driving
>>225689066pluviophiles winning
>>225689074Kept trying to tell people it'd be a cold wet winter after this summer as that's what typically happens but they insisted it's going to be 10 degrees and sunny because apparently that's climate change
I still can't believe the guy posted Anthony Bordain. Mad
watching a brown man unpack a box
>>225689077worshipped by smug condescending leftypols who love inauthenticity and being contrived.
>>225689083called that runt right out
>>225689070Johnny two teslas
nigga said pluviophiles
>>225689070reddit hates this but loves collections of wogs blocking the aisles at the shops
GWAN HAMAD
actually it's pronounced tezla
>>225689070That's ok, he wants you to do a Donkey Kong jump in it and jump again onto the pavement. He's made your day more fun rather than inconvenienced you ;)
>>225689109they’re predicting a warm rainy winter actually
>>225689130What dat mean?
dam galaf
need my speech heavily monitored and restricted this very instant
IT NEVER RAINSIN SOUTHERNCALIFORNIA
listening to heatmiser
>>225689162‘
>>225689151Yeah we'll see about that
>>225689162based british vooter
got addicted to opening pokemon cards
>>225689095It's not a joke don't you dare laugh at big boss man
>Tributes to Limerick granddad, 38, killed in stabbing
>>225689181I think you already had your fair share 25 years ago
>>225689190got a sonnet grandad me
>>225689190there once was a grandad who jabbed
bacon and eggs dear
>granddad, 38
Is it worth it?
>>225689134Tell Reddit, not us. Stop stealing their photos and spamming them here too.
>>225689241that depends is the line going up?
>>225689190hmm
>>225689224And then his collar was grabbed
Rorke eating bangers and mash
sucking a golf ball
>>225689245shut up dickhead
>>225689241VGH LONDON EUSTONA PLACE WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE
>>225689265based rorke
actually my grandad was 43 when i was born
not giving my parents grandchildrensorry im just not going to do it
is antonio in
>>225689293do you live on a council estate?
I'm in London today lads
>>225689293And the age of your mum, the village bicycle?
frying a nigger in a wok
>>225689330pissing down in London today
why is making pots of coffee a yank thing? how come that never took off here? at toil we never had a pot of coffee
>>225689360Awfully hot
>>225689360*removes your colon and large intestine*
I am giving serious consideration to doing a poo.
le sigh, I better get out of bed
>>225689360I don't like how filter coffee tastes
>>225689360Go make one instead of asking dull questions
>>225689386Same
>>225689330Liar, I can see white people in that photo.
>>225689330you'll be raped by a bame before day's end
>>225689310You're going to die alone with noone to look after you. Grim twat
>>225689422Don't sign your posts
>>225689422that’s the dream
>>225689323no just a normal house>>22568934522
very cute prozzie in the shop right now
i hate women ok
Weather gonna be a bit mad this winter, I think it's because we have angered the Moon, the moon looked angry recently
>>225689422You'll also die alone with noone to look after you but for you it won't be a choice
dying is cringesomebody finds you and you've go a retarded look on your face and have shit yourselfthen you're hanging around on a shelf with your cock outthen everyone makes speeches lying about how good you were then you're in a box sharn't participate. Simply need to find immorality to avoid the embarrassment
>Burnham suggests stocking up on tinned food and bottled wateri suggest he sucks my knob
>>225689499>things you say in your early 20s
thought I was doing the gay porn dance but I accidently did a rain dance
>>225689499happened to you in a dream didn't it
>>225688976hopefully my industry, industrial production, will be spared for at least another five years or so
>>225689515https://contact.no10.gov.uk/ YOU WON'T
this loneliness won’t leave me alone
Sausage sandwich with BBQ sauce and a bowl of carrots, sweetcorn, broccoli and edamame beans with butter, salt and pepper for lunch
>>225689526I'm actually in my early late twenties
>>225620351
Went to my local chicken shop and asked for 4 wings and chips and bossman gave me an extra wing for free and winked at me
>>225689565just reported you for unlawful agitation on that site
The News
>>225689598he can't count and has a tick
niggas working in a dildo factory painting the tips purple be like “I work in industrial production”
>>225689609Strange country
>>225689563In the only dream I had where I died I became a disembodied spirit and my body was squashed by a giant boulder a bear I was fighting dropped on me as I looked away for a second
>>225689598careful mate
Need my cock and bollocks restricted and heavily beaten right this minute
Lord Andy Burnham
haha good one tilde
truth scatter nuke >>225689567
>announce at the start of the day I've finished my tasks>higher ups say they'll find something else>nothing by lunch>manager on a half dayright well /brit/ it is then
sir dandy beano
>>225689360Dadberg used to make filter coffee every morning
ash sarkar vs alysa liu/brit/ MUST decide
>>225689609great post
Think anyone that watches gogglebox is irredeemably retarded and should be drowned
Got a heated clothes airer and well it's a bit shit that's £70 wasted
>>225689672fair
linked his own post award
>>225689688be quiet, freak
>>225689688Amer's back and he's got you running scared
>>225689672it's comfy hangover tele that
based and redpilled
It's windy and rainy today team
>>225689663given up the 'feine has he?
>>225689666we love her
Wish I joined the army as an officer, could be running a private military company in Papua New Guinea by now, maybe cheekily become a warlord
hes got all his phones and laptops and vpns out ready for another long friday of replying to himself wahey
rainstorm outside all day with nothing to do except post on 4chan, I thought it was in heaventhen the storm knocked out the internet and I realised i was in hell
>>225689743we love her on here
I'm an empath so I've had to have the day off work over Ethan Klein cheating on Hila.
>>225689723i can't believe you've done that
Could be afternoon nap times not sure got the old catberg curled up beside me
Breathe in GRP dust at toil all day. It's unironically going to kill me.
>>225689633sounds very australian to me for some reasonits happening in the real world is not improbable
>>225689780I don't like him but all of his enemies are way more subhuman than him but will now be feeling goof about themselves so I don't like that
>>225689716*drowns you*
Is valorant worth playing?
>>225689835hi alienaussie
Going to have a soft boiled egg with soldiers for lunch
pooing shit from my obese willy
>>225689740Nah he got one of those bean to cup machines
gay rorke porn
>>225689868sccccccc
>>225689405
Leftypol now acting like cheating is the most morally abhorrent act ever after decades of not giving a shite, encouraging polygamy and howling about gay men cheating all the time
>>225689853the meal that formed the british empire
>>225689853Peng
>>225689868finally something good on
one egg
Piehead will never truly be happy. He sees me and feels intense envy at someone with a job, an education, friends and a natural charm and charisma he could only dream of.
>>225689883Think you might have just made a character up in your head mate
you and tony egg again
my nan had my mum when she was 19 and mum had me when she was 18, so my nan was 37 when I was born
>>225689920You tell him girl!
>>225689937how old was you nans mum
Right will that's lunch delivered by a little paki on a bikeNot going out in this rain am I
>>225689723wtf :(
A second catberg has gone to sleep on my bed
hell yeah, worked late on my one day off of the week and need to be asleep in 60 seconds or else I won't get enough sleep when I have to be up for work again tomorrow morningthis is the way life is meant to be
>>225689963This is beyond pathetic
>>225689961not sure
i think me mams mam used him
>>225688920that's graham. just ignore him if he mentions cancer.
get the reddit.com/r/mealdeals posted
>>225689979What's wrong?
Piehead's dad trying to repress the thought of kicking piehead down the stairs as he helps him onto the stair lift
>>225690021youre genociding him
Pubtoil incoming
>a 20-week-old female foetus has about seven million eggsfuck does it need all them for?
mental how i frantically press the update button all daysuch a no life loser me
>>225690035harvesting
>>225690036Install 4chan X
>>225690034grim alkie
Something absurd about a spastic trawling reddit and twitter and even fucking facebook for pictures of other peoples food and shopping just to repost them here and act like it's his
>>225690078Do you ever leave the house (JCA appointments dont count)
>>225690035storing so many because they expire really quickly is such a worse strategy than making them when you need them
>>225690035massive omelette
>>225690084he has done it for years it is really sad
>>225690109it would actually be tiny
>>225690084Something absurd about getting this mad about it
>>225690035could use this curious energy to start learning about biology and educating yourselfremember that
gf broke up with me because of my fetish
>>225690084dont think you realise how empty some people lives are. think about the conditions required to compel you to waste countless hours of your life to do it. people who aren't in a good place do it.
>>225690151should of had you arrested
want my advice on how to deal with posts you don't like?keep replying to them every time they occurshould soon send them on their way
>>225690127yeah but I reckon she could still smash it
no one ask him it's what he wants
>>225690099I don't think nature wants 50 year old women conceiving
>>225690135Nobody's mad it's just boring being subjected to multiple OCD rituals every single day
>>225690177yeh but that doesn't really stop people who are a bit mentally unwell and use this place to satisfy autistic compulsions
Sup biomasie
>>225690189https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_maternal_age#List_of_oldest_mothersyou=btfo
>>225690135>>225690177we pity him because we are empaths
>>225690219>>225690219
the bet
>>225690209you replying to them is an ocd compulsion
>>225690219this goes against everything i have been told
>>225690239dont be daft
>>225690239obvious projection
いまワンちゃんが叫ぶ
>>225690236phwoar
ah, is that someone trying to disprove a general rule by referring to the exceptions again is it?
nobody is in` the Shop ! `toDAY
Don't think I've got a single egg cup in my entire household
Why do OCD ritualposters always have a huge meltdown when you point out that they likely have OCD?
>>225690239he didnt reply to them though
el nino is here
brits need bigger roads
>>225690281you can fashion one using the egg carton
>>225690244Don't tell me what to do
>>225690299el beano
>>225690197I don't know mate you're coming across as pretty madIf you were simply bored you'd ignore it and not have a melty
>>225690285part of the disease isnt it
spores for lunch
>>225690280s this the same shop where the woman did a poo
>>225690311i remember you said you wanted to fuck that animal
I do actually have ocd but it doesn't really manifest in my posting. I just have to everything twice.The way I satisfy that here is by reading what I post out loud.
>>225690313british-spanish people when you ask them what their favourite comic was growing up
>>225690236Fine I'll do it
*follows you*
might shit myself for a laugh
Right this looks grim but I'm trying it anyway
>>225690314Are you upset because someone has interrupted your OCD ritual? You can keep posting your meal deals, takeaways, shopping hauls and maybe even some Steven Dawson step by step cookingYou can do it
Honestly one of my favourite parts of the festive period
Every girl in Banff seems to have a really nice arse
>>225690355son
>>225690359lush
>>225690332you read it out loud and still missed a word?
that thumbnail was a bit of a jumpscare lol
>>225690329Still do buckaroo
>>225690355looks like a bloody minge
>>225690359>>225690355I'd eat all this in one meal desu
>>225690341Beat me to making some sort of quip involving the beano magazine
>>225690359Sometimes find it difficult to imagine people live like this
>>225690355Kill yourself
>hello welcome to /brit/ deli what can i get you?uh yeah i'll have the cannibal, please, on plain white bread
>>225690355This part of the rhyming food gimmick? Ham jam samwich?
>>225690377I read after I post usually, and learning I've made a mistake tends to start the self-loathing spiral :(
>>225690408Pathetic isnt it
>>225690359why do you need 2 meal deals
*to the tune of the Hong Kong Phooey theme*ham jam sandwich
>>225690357Who's upset mate?
>>225690469have a similar level of facial asymmetry, me
corr it lush x
Who the fuck doesn’t have Apple Pay in 2026 some guy must be only like 25 tried to pay cash in the shop I work in I told him we don’t accept cash, he said he doesn’t have his card on him I said it’s fine we take contactless/Apple Pay and he said he didn’t have that. What the EFF!!!
>>225690441Fat
>>225690481good morning saar
>>225690481Reddit ahh copy paste
>>225690479ah yes, poo on rice
>>225690481My mate setup contactless on his phone then some wog nicked it and made like £150 of purchases
>>225690451Vgp
>>225690479looks like my poo
>>225690451now this is the post of the thread
>>225690490Not Indian>>225690492Mums life I just typed it lol>>225690500Ok but that means he didn’t have a password on his phone
HELP POLICE!
>>225690479More like beef pengdang
having tossed salad and scrambled eggs
whoopsie accidentally started microwaving something in a container that shouldn't be microwaved
>>225690469lana del taco
>>225690538once accidentally left a fork in a pot in the mic for 30 seconds but nothing happened thankfully
>>225690538i steamed some veges in a plastic colander and it dripped into the water
kin hell!
>>225690538well then whoopsie is a pillock
>>225690538please tell me it wasn't your cat
Are you even allowed to not take cash?
ok fat
>>225690559the pot is metal too you idiot. thats not an accident you were lowkey suicidal
>>225690570Business can accept our decline any form of payment they choose
>>225690564Already discussed it matey
>>225690569no I haven't seen him anywhere
>>225690564why'd he get stabbed
>>225690564rip
>>225690605He on yor hed
>>225690564KEK when I read "Limerick granddad" I imagined some really old geezer but it's bloody ME!
cash is legal tender, a business HAS to take it, by lawone of them laws going back to 1400
once put a crumpet on the metal stand that goes in my microwave grill but I put it on microwave and not grill and the fucker started smoking, came out stiff as a hockey puck
>>225690537always thought this was a metaphor for all the sex frasier had tossed salad means gay sextossing off means wanking and the eggs could be fertilisation
>>225690595Visa goblins rubbing their hands in glee
>>225690570The only time you can't refuse cash is when it's offered in settlement of a debt. If you go to the till in tesco and say I want to pay in 1p coins they can tell you no but if you owe a legal debt and go to the creditor with your trillion pennies to settle the debt they are obliged to accept the pennies.
the scran
>>225690590it was a plastic pot, like a tupperware thingy
>>225690605probably unter your bed
>>225690608Gang gang
there once was a granddad from limerickwho got his end away pretty quickso high was the pricethat he died from a slicenow his missus left turning a trick
>>225690627well he's not gay so grow up
what kind of place refuses cashthey usually refuse credit and debit cards because of the processing fee racket
>>225690651A for effort
>>225690617Businesses only have to take it if the customer already owes money. Like for example a petrol station you’ve already put the petrol in your car you can’t change that they need to accept the cash, same with a restaurant you’ve already eaten the food it’s in your belly now they have to accept cash as payment. If you pick up a bottle of water and try and pay cash they can refuse you still because you don’t owe them money yet
>>225690651kinda ruins the joke using limerick in the limerick
Wind just blew a big giant leaf at the window, slapped it and scared me silly
>>225690564you can see it round the eyes. parental tiredness is a different kind of tiredness. you can stay up all night as a gamer or a raver and it would never hit you the same. gamers get dark shadows from eye strain. clubbers just get dried out skin from alcohol but proper wrinkles round the eyes only comes from parenthood
might buy some sweeties
>>225690668i await yours in the new... apparently MUCH better than my own........
>>225688926/brit/s green commitment requires us to recycle
>>225690658he is actually. he had that dream about freud
