Guinness edition
What an awful OP image choice, not far off anime or a frog
>>225689940Simply didnt ask
missed the cunting amazon delivery because it said it would be delivered between 2-4pm but the fucker showed up earlier and i didnt hear the doorwhy didnt fucker ring me
>>225690369
lol this is me when i go out on friday night with the toil pint men who spent all evening joking about their wives
>>225690663processing cash is quite a significant ballache for small businesses. The actual act of storing the money and then having to transfer it to a bank. all done away with by only accepting card
thinking about women, I love and respect them
>>225690713so why barbers all cash is king thenmake it make sense
there once was a norn irish grandawho went on a little meandernow pray for his wifefor he was slayed by a knifeand she won't get the future he planned her
is this some kind of sick joke?
>>225690713Visa racket or securitas racket
There’s been a terrorist attack in France white guy driving round shooting black people. Disgusting. We at /brit/ send our prayers to the victims
made at least 3 mistakes at work today but there have been system problems all day causing havoc (entirely unrelated to the errors I have made) hoping no one notices the mistakes due to all the craziness going on
>>225690737jesus, immediate curfew for whites NOW
thinking about her and smiling
there once was a poster from /brit/whose limericks were exceedingly shithe fired one outand thought we'd poo shoutbut now he just looks a right tit
>>225690761self-portrait in poem form
>>225690741I fuck up at work regularly but I'm very popular amongst my colleagues so I get away with it
So the dad of princess meghan is a pedophilebrits sicken me
>>225690761BUT YOUVE ONLY GONE AND USED LIMERICK IN THE LIMERICK!!!
>>225690788who gone tell im?
>>225690761nice
Just ate one of theseWas peng
bulk buying sardines off the internet
>>225690782Autistic freaks will never understand thisBe friendly and confident and people laugh off your mistakesBe weird and introverted and every mistake will be held against you forever
>>225690761poo shouting
>>225690806that's a lot of saturates
got a big poo planned for later
>>225690824Don't give a fuck me
We at /brit/ stand by Hila in these trying times
>>225690806>bacon style crumb>bacon "style"mmm yeah love me some grim processed slop at a 300% markup
>>225690824Sausage bacon and pastry? Who'd have thunk it
/brit/ limerick historyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/63238055/#63239368
howling out my arse like a banshee from hell
this is where I live
just cleaned my teeth
>>225688926kek
>>225690872looks nice
Would be terrifying to be a white girl growing up in the modern yookay
you can actually mention limerick in limericka btwanon in the previous thread is talking shite
>>225690849mad that only got 5 (You)s
>>225690894got repeated for years after aswell tbf
>>225690849poor sense of prosody im afraid
>>225690893nobody said you couldn't, it just ruins the joke of "limerick grandad"
Lads have we heard the news about h3h3 and his missus?
>>225690923no, it hasn't been mentioned yet
>>225690916Average redditor
>>225690916This is what the rorke poster looks like
right about nowthe funk soul brother
uh oh
>>225690923OMG how could that evil zionist chud cheat on a woman *goes back to sucking 50 cocks while my boyfriend's in the other room*
saw this on /ck/ what do you think
>>225690967corr
>>225690967Looks good
>>225690923>following youtube personalities yeah I remember being 14 too
>>225690967Needs gravy
Haven't pooed in so long, starting to get a bit worriedShould probably get on the psyllium husk x
properly burnt my mouth on microwaved leftovers yesterday and i can still feel the blister
>>225690923think theres a couple more things going on thats more important right now
>>225690849>Aug 2016
>>225690967>chip spicebased
>>225690989yeah i remember it too you were very cute
>>225690967Might be the pengest thing I've ever seen just need to swap out the curry sauce for gravy
Every single time there's a storm in this country the weather warning before says it'll only hit scotland then it updates and suddenly it's hitting my area ffs
once made a post on reddit when i was pretending to be a leftist for a laugh that people who shame the partner who 'cheated' on them are simply reflecting a patriarchal sense of ownership in the sex relationship and stifling their partner's sexualityi got mostly up votes because it was in reference to a woman who'd cheated
>>225691016*blushes*
>>225691014
>>225691005mad how easy it is for you mouth to blister
>>225690967scraps are shite I don't care if they're traditional or whatever they're usually binned for a reasonbread roll is completely redundant as well
>>225691028Simply not true. They've been saying it all week
might join the azov battalion for a laugh
>>225691033when the woman does it it's empowering and bravewhen the man does it it's evil and mysogynisticincel
>>225691074Get in there before the war ends get a medal. Go home
mad how brit threads haven't changed in over a decade
>>225691074reckon you'll be laughing your azov
Fucking done this cunt:me: >>>/v/750198120him: >>>/v/750198182me: >>>/v/750198278him: >>>/v/750198370
has anyone ever been caught dossing while working from homeworried I might and it really interferes with my ability to kick back and relax
>>225691118Busy day for you, champ?
>>225691097would look good on a cv wouldnt it
>>225691118Shut up mate
i gave the effort to achieve humanity A levels yet i'm only qualified to work mimimum wage jobs with coworkers with no GCSEs
dogberg appears to have left a small patch of ejaculate on my bed. that dirty cunt wasn't allowed in my room for years, I cave in and he starts licking himself to ecstasy whilst I sleep. the fucking idiot
>>225691133finished my toil for the day, done my exercises, posting with my internet pals (you lot) now>>225691153no
>>225691118mental illness
similarly how you can measure a tree's age by the rings, you can measure /brit/'s age by the amount of schizos in the thread
>>225691118this website is your entire lifehow many years have you been posting this fucking webm for now? 10+?
>>225691184Heaven forbid someone browse a website for a long time.
>>225691172rest of it went down your throat raped by dogberg its true
Kino? Kino.
bro potentially killed his career and loving relationship to shag someone that looks like a nerdy jewish boy
Fucking done this cunt:him: >>225691118
>>225691218crying out for a Tim edit
>>225690713Americans don't have a cap on credit card fees like we and EU do but they do get 10x better credit card rewards.
>>225691234was gonna say looks vaguely like a tim
>>225691172shreiking
How long for soft-boiled egg?
>>225691222she's fitter than his wife thoughbeitit's fair to say he threw away a loving relationship with his wife, kids as well, but it's unfair to say the bird he cheated with isn't fit and that it wouldn't have been enjoyable having sex with her
I did a 3 car overtake today :Pthat’s just how I be
>>225691218Tim just keeps on winning
smoking that evil haitian voodoo nigga weed
>>225691287yea same
>>225691299do you know that a roman salute is illegal in australia?you can't do it nowthey throw you in jail for itfor throwing a cheeky roman
>>2256912774/10 facedelicious body thomad how her male equivalent would be a near incel but men throw away a whole life for that
>>225691313the bit where it shoots up is surely AI generated
>>225691209would tell you to gain a clue but i doubt it’d do you any good at this point
>>225691222Honestly when your wife looks like an Auschwitz survivor can we really blame him?
It's honestly crazy how bad my cock smells rn
>>225691274about 15 minutes in the air fryer
Oh what's thissss guys?
>>225691277bro she isn't fitshe's got a good body but you can just tell she's only cute because she's young, no natural beauty
>>225691335not sure what this has to do with evil haitian voodoo nigga weed x
>>225691367same :/
>>225691377Shall I open it?
/brit/ will be so fucked when this happens
im guessing he already had this conversation with himself about ecelebs that nobody else cares about
>>225691313thought that was an 80s crown vic from the thumbnail
>>225691386her nose doesn’t hang below her chin so she’s a tel aviv 10
>>225691415no
>>225691247>10x better credit card rewardslist some examples please
>>225691416Nah I'll still be around posting the pullup webm and will just pull myself up to another galaxy with ease. I'll take the thread with me if I feel like it.
my life abysmal
>>225691428Ok so you guys are never going to see then? That's an anticlimax
The worst part of the Ethan Klein drama is how fucking smug Anisa and IDubbbz are going to be
Tel Aviv Ten sounds like the name of a war crime trial
>>225691222And to think he has a tattoo of her face. She does look ghoulish though easy to see how that happened.
ah yes, curtains for Zoosha again is it
I just don't see what it has to do with television and filmhttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1792762011294003.jpg
>>225691456watching any of these people is completely optional. you don't know them
tony with the dead creps
>>225691119poo scream
>>225691477well if chizzer doesn't feature dollar bashy on his next drop, its so over
>>225691456please don’t still be posting about this in a weeks time
what's happening with those sausages charlie
kenny with the dead pancakes
>>225691277bitch looks like that lad that chopped up his neighbourthe one that found out the police found the body parts live during a tv interview
>>225691481I don't know Brad Pitt either but I still go to the cinema what exactly is your point?
>>225691443Make a YouTube channel called my (abysmal life tm), people will buy dying to tune it to see how bad it can get next upload. Speculating in what made you this way. Interested in your grief and confusion. Getting more and more emotionally attached. Ironically after 6 months your life will be getting less and less abysmal because of the monetisation. Your channel will inadvertently develop into a while new thing. You'll live your new life. Maybe you'll even come back to help us out
>>225691522i go to the movies too but that doesn't mean i have to come home and read about Brad Pitt's personal life all day long
>>225691519why'cha have sex with Ethan Klein stayvunnnn
10 dead in cheadle
>>225691479how a nigga gonna copyright pussy and ass
>>225691456they're only still together because iDubbz is a pussywhipped neek that does anything she tells him to
>>225691554>the moviesUh oh yank brain spotted
catberg fucking screaming at me as if it’s my fault its raining outside
would like to drink a can or two this weekend, might just go to the booze shop and purchase some cans (to drink, of course) tomorrow
>>225691556scream
Got recommended this fishing YouTube channel and it's peak comfy ngl
>>225691556scrom
>>225691589what is your drink of choice swedelad
>>225691519I don't remember that one. was it in america?
Wow, Ethan. Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.
>>225691374Not falling for that one again
>>225691605why does he make that face
>>225691605you can just tell that lad has an IQ of about 70proper council estate norfmong face
The amount of mental gymnastics that the trinitytards have to go through to prove their point lol
>>225691377Very dad coded I have merrells
>>225691479F TV girls.com TV in the name obviously
>>225691643squeal
>>225691656Autism>>225691661Still got 20 points on you then doesn't he lad
>>225691620swedish beers, norrlands ljus or mariestad export other beers, 1664 blanc or newcastle ale
>>225691605Just watch mortimer and whitehouse instead
Will never understand how people just drink one or two cans and then decide "I'll stop now and not drink anymore. Buzz go away"
>>225691605can tell he does that horrible shouty youtuber voice from those thumbnails and expressions alone
went down to the shop and tried to be sober and the guy behind me had to repeat what I said so the girl could even understand me but I didn't look around she was like a goth girl
Dippy egg and soldiers hath been scranulated. Got a bit of yolk on my shirt but I'm sure I'll survive. Now to continue the watch of red dwarf series 11 and have a little nap
>>225691689Woody avoiding peer pressure be like
Windberg going mental outside
>>225691689being a non-alkie twat having two beers is enough for a pleasant buzz, don’t need more
libs love saying “the Epstein class”nigga just say it
>>225691712Reminds me I need to watch latest toy story slop
>>225691706sounds to be a lovely comfy day in x
>>225691715wind's howling
>>225691701Can tell you've got no mates and a dad who hates you from this post alone
I'm going to have sex this weekend. Forget the Hinge demons. Why should I pay the restaurant owner, so he can pay the chefs to cook a meal for some slag I've only just met, then pay a service charge that goes to some dumb waiters. Just so this mug can bob and bop on my genitals? And even then she's free to breach the contract at any time leaving me gobsmacked.I'm just going to put the money DIRECTLY in the hands of Eastern European dirty girls and they'll do the job
>>225691689I'm literally incapable of having 1-2 beers Met a friend last night and declared we'd have two and go and we had four Proper grim alchie twat me
>>225691665They're really good aren't they, and the great thing is they look good too, so you don't mind wearing them out and about a bit. Can I open it?
>>225691754you will, in fact, do nothing be quiet
>>225691744christ lad is everything alright at home
that utterly boring insipid canslad retard has ruined these already shit threads for us
>>225691754
lostprophets. Terrible what happened there, all that nastinesssome good songs though yep some great songs there. We'll always have the music.
>>225691784You serious? I sexed up a prozzie on Tuesday, now I'm ready for more. I'll probably see this one on Sunday
>>225691754strong logic at play hereneeds further study
