argued with a man who looked like this today edition
we all miss Mousey
They just don't want you asking questions and shit
>Whaaaaat!?
might ask chatgpt what I should i invest my money in
Ranelagh Street, 1890s and 2026With Back Lime Street, Great Charlotte Street, Deane Street and Cases Street being the side roads off to the right - Back Lime Street and Deane Street have been built over, since, of course
anyone have the webm of the tranny in a public toilet drinking the residue water in the bowl where a toilet brush is kept
>>225717606I make it at home with an Aeropress and a grinder and poofy kettle and everything ok it's lovely
Fully grown adult White man doing his weekly shop at "Tesco"
*ATTENTION /brit/*The clocks go back tonight at 2am
get some autumnal saturday tunes postedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2YHix56Sdg
>>225717606This makes zero sense, one of the word comical drawings I've seen. And what is the fag coffee? I don't get it at all
When the libertarians are in power they will make new jobs such as police K9 (human)
how are you supposed to get a girlfriend when you can be charged with sexual harrassment from just asking for her number?
>>225717619It'll say AI
rorke quaking
>>225717634So at 2AM it becomes 1AM which means I get an extra hour in the club? Based.
The prophecy is being fulfilled
>>225717578what cards have you got lad? I'm 35 and still have some old ones nothing too valuable but I recently got hooked by nostalgia and an addictive personality. LOVE opening packs
>>225717619Worth testing out but try a bunch of different AI. People apparently trading stocks using AI o algo
>>225717640grow up
Catbergs really shat up their shitbox there's cat shit and piss all over the box
>>225717624yes m8. here you go
>>225717631Where do you shop?
>>225717654did you win your horse bet yesterday gamblinglad
>>225717644this doesn't actually happen
im one of "those" niggas
>27 khhv Don't end up like me lads, waste as much time as possible fucking around in uni and experiencing things instead of going for the fastest and best possible degree and then immediately diving into full time remote work
raining outsideI myself am inside, where it remains dry
/brit/
>>225717665Amer's going to knock your fucking teeth out boy
>>225717675Petrol station
>>225717653i thought it was tomorrow night
>>225717700Move to san francisco and get a peng golddigging chinese gf
Ranelagh Street, 1910s and 2026
>>225717700new spaki character just dropped
VILLA VILLA VILLAMy boy Emery doesn't disappoint. You could see in his eyes that he had a game plan to fuck those cheating cunts
>>225717665always something going wrong with you isn't it
tonightis the nightwhen 2am becomes 1am
>>225717730vvgp
>>225717719He's still a Gooner at heart <3
>>225717707He won't do shit. He can't even eat coleslaw with a fork
>>225717683Different bloke. I like stupid accumulators on football and the odd boxing bet
>>225717706would love to fart into this
>>225717692it literally fucking does you stupid idiots, omg you are so dumb
got toast crumbs down my foreskin
>>225717730black magic
Troon fight
>>225717737If you can misgender him then why can't we do the same to you?
>>225717730I need some sleep like ive never needed sleep beforeYou cant go on like this baby
Wanted to learn how to use my camera today but the weather's a bit very shit and it's spitting a bit
what should I invest in
Poley would winHe's a filthy bastard
>>225717745cheese on toast yummy
>>225717657Ah if it's nostalgia that makes sense. It is a powerful substance. I have ancient Mew, Lugia, Zapdos, dragonite limited edition promo card, and a ton of other cards along those lines of value, I can't even remember. I never look at them. Since they're so old I thought they'd be worth something
>>225717773Horses
only 18 days until you can download gta 6God is so good
really need to get out of bed beyond a joke now
beckylongbailey i'm hearing shes trouble on the court
>>225717761He isn't trans. He's a sex offender who appropriated the identity of his victim to get off. Notice how he hasn't changed his name by deed poll, still uses male pronouns irl, doesn't take HRT. The GP even refused to refer him to a gender clinic LOL.
>>225717769just take photos inside
>>225717778Erm EW knows martial arts
>>225717714Chinese women are worse than Russians. They should get slapped up behaving like that
storm rorke is hitting us hard this october
What is the deal with collecting consumer productsYou literally just buy them from the shop and now theyre in your collection
>>225717773gay porn
>>225717819Not chinese chinese, yankified chinese that want a bf that takes them to fancy restaurants / vacations & is easy to manage
O algo
>>225717822what do you reckon to collecting shells?
>actually wanting a golddigger gfhave you heard the song “lying eyes”? that will be your life
>>225717822no no non you have it all wrong you see you buy the chance to collect them and some are listed at very high prices on ebay so you believe you may get something valuable by luck alone
I am the " ummypops "
>>225717714>Move to san franciscoId first have to find a permanent visa and h1bs only get given to Indians, not Germans kek >>225717717Tf is a spaki
>>225717870The guy said he had never even kissed a girl, at that point leverage your career for a gf
Uniqlo parcel has arrived team
I want to fuck my aunt
we love her
>>225717844I know what you're bloody talking about, no need to dumb it down. Authentic Chinese women are the same, there's no differentiation. They're probably worse because they come from a poor place and are eager to latch onto any wealthy white man because they don't know when they'll come across the next one
>>225717899what the fuck is that
>>225717899why is she naked? i don’t get it
>>225717899utterly irresponsible to post this on a blue board
>>225717665I was in aldi earlier and two employees were talking about pokemon over their headsets. Was one of them you?
>>225717865Dont know much about it but i assume there's personal taste involved which would already put it leagues above trading cardsIf you collected a shell from each time you went to the beach it would be a nice physical connection to that time/place
>>225717897Why the hell do you keep saying team? It's so dumb.
well said johnno
Remember EW only adopted his hardman personality recently. He was different in his first /brit/ post:https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/77793058/#q77794420Poleaboo has been a hardman since day 1.
>>225717922No I wasn't at work today>>225717930It's not dumb
>>225717912sense there is a need to dumb it down actually
If I was a girl I'd go into the woods and tame wolves (with my pussy) and be their little beta bitch cumdump that goes back into the village to bring more girls to them
>>225717943That isn't me you mong
>>225717943Tilde his name is
>>225717952I'll spit in your mum's face in front of you
>>225717957wolves dont want to shag girls
Hey that's great. Can I interest anyone in a muffin?
>>225717943just remembered him getting sacked for trying to kill himself and then losing his tribunal because he took legal advice from mousenonce
>>225717957go back to posting about tonsils and ear wax please
i'm bi
>>225717957reckon you'd just get killed by wolves
feel hungry but don't have the energy to eat
>>225717912Would love a Chinese gf that sees MY wealth (knowing the art of war by Sun Tzu) and expands that by getting me a copy of a Catalog of Benevolent Items: Li Shizhen's Compendium of Classical Chinese Knowledge, so that I can go work in a Chinese pharmacy mixing up bowls of different herbs for their conditions which I'm sure would pay well
fuck you
>>225717980you’re indian
is pizza bread different than normal bread
Benelovent herbs for an auspicious life
>>225718035yes it's a different ratio and you generally proof it slower and longer than you would a bread dough
>>225717977why do you pretend you arent tilde
>>225718035Yes
>>225717977If you're not Tilde, why do you have Tilde's drawing from Ebin and Tilde's first date?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/41158436/#41160215https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219362074/#q219362516
>>225717729worst filter of all time on top of the awful lines next to her entire chinteh fuck am i looking at 8o
>>225718035No it's exactly the same
>>225717991he (Sacked Tranny formerly Tilde) used to work at Greggs and his ex-boyfriend also from 4chan recorded himself calling Tilde up and asking for a Greggs order https://vocaroo.com/17m83MpbeVLz yes that other voice is Tilde
She wants a (white) man whom uses fire, Zhang, water, dragon and dragon dust. This sorts Fu to ensure good Qi
>>225718086Oh my fucking godJust two poofs having a chat!!!!
>>225718072done him
Sir Archival Autist
I like those videos with the Chinese women in rural China making food with their fancy traditional Chinese kitI'm sure it's all fake but they're nice to watchhttps://youtu.be/GYuE-7sZBto
Heart Fire Blazing: fiiiiyouh
>>225718086https://vocaroo.com/19L0XTGurqm2
That unfunny namefag is Tilde by the way He's always here
>>225718104good one toaster
>>225718104Sir Name Field Forgetter
>>225718086>>225718118
>>225718086what the fuck is this
Greggs pizza hits different when it's delivered in the rain by a recent arrival
>>225718086>>225718118scrommiting
>>225718161Think you'd have to have given up on life entirely to eat Greggs pizza
Sir Storm Boelo
>Government gives sensible advice to have some spare food in the cupboard>Everyone starts spazzing outWe are a pathetic nation
>>225718114>I'm sure it's all fakeOk well stop spamming AI slop here cheers. Enjoy it by yourself, alone.
>>225718181It hits different on a day like this mate
>>225718118>>225718086he had a difficult upbringinghttps://vocaroo.com/1o6LLrP7KCwA
It's raining here tooimagine thatopposite ends of the earth and it's raining both placesthat's just mentalwhat a life this iswhat an absolute splendor it is to be alive
>>225718207it's very clear what the "advice" is intended to do and not in the name of people acting sensibly
>>225718227That doesn't make sense
Right well it seems like I've heemed Employed Woman AKA Tilde into oblivion and I expected we won't be seeing him around here much more
>>225718215Should probably just have some toast instead
>>225718227hell yeah dude*starts sucking you off*
>>225718226scrrrrrrrrr>w-wind your neck in
>>225718227maybe a cloud travelled between us and is emptying itself right now :)
>>225718240i wish
>>225718240suspect you'll see her tomorrow due to the addiction
might do an a level course in finance online so i know how to invest money dunno what longs and shorts and all this other crap is
Piehead meltdown
Plague is spread through ticks? Ok government better get me a new mattress
imagine being such an attention seeking neek that you become a thread personality on r9k and doxx yourself
>>225718226The welsh are not people
just saw a charlie bigham advert on tvt sports
>>225718118>>225718086>>225718226hes quite weird isnt he
>el salvador have invaded haitimad how you can just do shit
>>225718086They sound lik the same person could EW be ebin?
>>225718207that's a bizarre advice frankly
>>225718278This is a bad sign. Bigham's isn't for the unwashed masses. Hopefully they keep preparing their meals in small batches. I don't want the quality to suffer.
>>225718292the other fella is indeed Ebin but yeah they all sound the same, Amer sounds like that as well
don’t bully ew he might try to kill himself again and get fired, then he won’t be employed or a woman :(
>>225718248utterly insane post
god that ridiculous call between Ebin and Tilde is so bad
Might go sleep
>>225718345
>>225718226Luke?
>>225718226Need conscription so these underclass subhumans get sent off to get blown to bits in a Ukrainian tundra
>>225718248tragic misunderstanding of the relationship between rain and clouds
he'll be posting about you know what shortly
>>225718344I thought it was really funny
>>225718292generic tranny sped voice they all sound like that its an evolution of the smeggy neek voice
corr
not far off wine o clock
Why would EW not want to be known to also be tilde? What possible reason?
Piehead posting AI generated vocaroos to twick the low IQ freaks into thinking it's me
>>225718415If youre up drinking at 2am you'll get an extra hour to get pissed as the time magically goes back 1 hour
was doing a nice sleep when mumberg came in and woke me up to tell me she was going to mcdonalds, and now i can't get back to sleep. fucking cow
had a dream i bought a nintendo 64 but my super mario cartridge didn’t work
>>225718429do you want us to share irrefutable forensic proof
>>225718435what she getting you from mcdonalds?
>>225718427the shame
>>225718435get her raped
>>225718429post written in pure seething rage btw
>>225718429It really seems like you used to post as tilde but why does that matter? What's wrong with having been tilde? Idgi you're EW now who cares
>>2257182750 replies
bet i went feral for my mums boobs when i was a baby
>>225718461i imagine troons don’t feel rage the way we do due to the hormones, its probably more shame and self hatred
>>225718471touched a nerve did i spainers?
>>225718455For what? EW has shared all kinds of personal stuff too and funny vocaroos
Shite out innit
>>225718435tell her to get her arse down to hungryjacks for a tropical whopper or just order one off menulog yourself
I'm actually laughing at this
>>225718504omddssssssss
Just walked to toolstation in the pissing rain now I'm too tired to do any of the DIY I wanted to
>>225718504grim weather grim high street grim country grim life
>>225718504I've never heard of Joe longthorne, can't be that much of a legend can he?
>>225718519Can you explain having the drawing?
>>225718526have a nap x
waaaaaow ma beautiful wifeeee!
>>225717991>>225718086How on earth do you lot know all this shit feel like there's a shadow /brit/ I never see
Hull mentioned
>>225718226
>>225718572There's lots of lore to /brit/ ok our best ever personality Poleaboo even has his own KF thread
>Longthorne was known for his renditions of songs in the style of Dame Shirley Bassey. His other impersonations included Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Johnny Mathis and Tom Jones.[8]They really give mbes to anyone now huh
>>225718572just spend every day here and keep extensive notes
rorke a bombaclat pussyclat ting
>>225718504Hulllad! :D
How do I get a vocaroo deleted?
fuck this shit I’m getting drunk
>>225718620they are pretty funny to be fair
>>225718620You're tilde and that's ok I still like you
>tribunalacr these are public so someone could track down tilde’s hearing
>>225718599Does he really? Man alive. I was here for the uni/ribena days
>>225718658giwtwm
>>225718658why won’t they abduct me
>>225718651>Does he really?He genuinely does yeah lelHe stopped updating his blog anywhere near as often when he was first told about it, it genuinely creeped him out but it's still up there
>>225718650It didn't go to a tribunal in the end the ACAS advisor basically refused to let me take it further because he thought I'd lose
>>225718658if they tried that on me the cock sucking machine would be too loose and itd keep slipping and sliding off and the lil green men would get frustrated and just atomise me instead
>>225718680fucking screamingeverything about you is hilarious
molten poo erupting from my bum
you gotta feel bad for tilde this is all he has and even here he just gets made fun of
>>225718696It's not really funny you have to realise this is actually my life
>>225718676Boring fat and ugly
>>225718705he gets off to it
>>225718679wtf!!!!
>>225718698baffling image
never thought any of the paki tranny amer poostain attention seeking was funny up until he appeared in the background of some random bbc interview walking with some britfeel incel freak
>>225718724Find the lie
>>225718716is that supposed to make it less sad
wonder how many suicides or mass shootings have been averted/delayed by gta 6
>>225718732
>>225718711You're doing well considering, being employed is a big accomplishment
>>225718755screaming
poleaboo (peter parkerstani) (amer hussein) (paki bender sex offender) threated to kill me twice, gives me the shivers to think of such an evil evil man
>>225718755Who?
>>225718747there was a fella here in England who was arrested for murder or something then the police camera captured him moaning he'd never play GTA 6
got bad anxiety
>>225718759he isnt really employed you know
>>225718759True
>>225718755have to say, poleaboo was an upgrade to tildetilde is so fucking boring compared to all the stupid shit amer used to get involved in, sad
catberg on a mad one
>>225718779lmao madlad
>>225718620wind your neck in
>>225718782Why do you say that
>>225718760didn't he get bummed by the same fella, in a burger king toilet too
just woke up from my nap im gonna have a big glass of warm milk :)
me and dad and the bros mum asks to ease off on the beers when nan's visiting
>>225718779yeah i saw that, that's why i was thinking about this
>>225718799he posts here when he pretends to be working
>>225718808um
>>225718815chills
>>225718808imagine the smell
>>225718823So
>>225718779was that the guy who got mad at the police because they arrested him when he was about to leave to get cigarettes
how do you succeed in drinking pisswater every single day
>>225718815umm ok so they'd do a thumbs-up when they were to be killed actually so that is a GLADIATOR anachronism
Difference between me and Poleaboo is I'm a good person who has been held back by circumstances beyond my control whereas Poleaboo is a psychopath who intentionally ruins every opportunity he gets
didn’t read that shite
>>225718866HER name is MONI you vile PIG
>>225718866You and Amer are birds of a feather Say something positive about him. I know you can do it Tilde!
wtf is with City's kitthey look like they're wearing ironed white work shirts LOL
>>225718847impossible to be employed stacking shelves while posting nonstop every day
fodeypops you must spearhead city's resurgence, quick pull the fodey face and start mincing!!!!!
FT result: Arsenalgoals: under 5Arsenal: over 3 cornersjust stuck 50 quid on it
>>225718893She doesn't post non stop though
>>225718893People used to say this about 190 How he'd say he would be going out shagging women every night yet post every other minute until 7am
>>225718908yes he does>>225718909makes you think
>>225718893I work part-time you clown I have a 10 hour contract
one headline why believe it
>>225718923No she doesn't
>>225718927ok tilde
This is (it really is) Tilde's ex-bf Ebin
>>225718016Kek
>>225718958Cute but what fell out of his shorts
off out to get the booze
>i have a 10 hour contract scream
Thanks mate, I'm happy to finance your stay in the UK, please tell your friends back home
playing hello kitty island adventure
>>225719017Butters please go buy World of Warcraft and join the online experience
>>225718986Toilet paper because he constantly leaks wee
>>225719040Oh that's sad
what if our gas supply is cut off by chinese hackers
>>225718905>goals: under 5The only likely outcome in this shit "sport"
Breats mateHow fucked is Great Britain right now Can you still go back and kick all this muslim/hindu/third worldists invaders yet...?
>>225719064Babykiller
>>225718620It is dumb. What do you even mean by team? Were not at work
Got an important question to ask. Hurry up and move this thread along already
nice try MI5
>>225719097ask it now coward
>>225718504You're always out and about
castor troy is literally me
>>225719072Not talking to you muhamad...:/
>>225718435She comes into your room?
Bedroom window doesn't even close properlyThanks clowncil
>>225718905the odds are like 1.5/1 whats the point? feel like an acca needs to be at least 10/1 to get a thrill off it
>>225719131Not a fan on islam either, babykiller
>>225717587
>>225719153alright patel is your tandoor hot
"my taxpayer funded flat isnt nice enough :/"boo hoo nigga get a job
>>225719179Still wrong
>>225719188ok antonio how are the new hiking shoes
>>225719153Bengal femine killed millions of children you sill tea drinkerWe are your alliesDon't ally with the muzzis/brownis
>>225719209Don't even know what that one is
>>225719183>>225719183
>>225719064>>225719131Fuck off kike
say what you like about jews but synagogues are based, just a bunch of crazy uncs arguing with each other
>>225719221ok
>>225719217You're a nasty country of freaks, you're worse even than americans, no culture, just bug people
not using that nonce thread
>>225719180think i'll live off your toil actually
>>225719257You confused us with chinaI believe most brits ate not this retarded
>>225719297you're backing argentina over us with the falklands, scum
>>225719360You destroyed india,inslaved africans, sold kids to slavery destroyed half the planetSure we are baddy because of some twitter video saying israeli tourists showed on camera on some farms...
>>225719441no netanyahu has offered his support to argentina over the falklandsyou stabbed us in the back you cunt
>>225719523>>225719523My dear lil brittany friend With your lil mind you need to try separate goverment geopolitics to the people People here love british and brittany in general But with this attitude you make people hate brittany you idiot
>>225719634You are all scum genocidal maniacs
>>225719064baby killer
Why did you guys sanctioned us in the first place XD
