bootlegger edition
got goybeamed into drinking again
I'm #that "nigga"
grow up the lot of you ffs
>>225746358riddle me this oneUDUMB
any of yous seen the 1979 bbc miniseries adaptation of tinker tailor soldier spyi did over the week it was so good
>>225746361*hands you the dumb retard alkie twat award*
>>225746357why is he walking toward the camera
welcome to wrexham im in the party with jezzas and pingerz
yes im still in bedno i won't get upim sorry... haha... i just wont!!
got over 1000 followers on linked inim somethign of a celebrity over there
shadow creatures infiltrating my dreams again
>>225746394>both dining aloneIf only they sat together, might become best of friends (or lovers).
5 (You)'s already not including self-replies
>>225746357So this is it, the dreaded fatberg
>>225746343Doesn’t he get embarrassed getting so drunk at his big age
>>225746421I don’t think he’d want to be friends with a cheap bastard that just orders the tartare
>>225746425what a life
how animal posters feel carrying the thread
Will be making luncheon soon. Thinking poached egg and avocado on toast with some hash browns.
>>225746388t. loosh trough
>>225746437looks like the sort of place where even that would be expensive tbf
>>225746425numbers don't add up i feel
ipod, iphone, ipad, ipaid, ipood
>>225746459ipeed 2
anime!!
Watching the thick of it self-inserting as the Alistair Campbell nigga pretending I’m leading a dramatic yet successful life while giggling at the awesome jokes
People seem in a bad mood today, must be the weather
>>225746421>>225746437>>225746455looks ai generated no reflection in the wine glass
Imagine cheating on this.
>>225746468iraped
>>225746491I can easily imagine it
>>225746484i do believe that is not true
>>225746482why doesnt he use his legsprancing around like a fanny
>>225746491>>225746505neither of you have ever had sex
might wank
>>225746523You've never walked before.
it's just sad reallyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792915308061672.mp4
stop speaking like 1930s dockhands
>>225746505looks like a hamas fighter headband in the thumbnail
>>225746537struck a nerve did i
>>225746533Do NOT jerk your worthless penis.>>225746549I thought it was 1950s
>>225746547Its not sad at all, they're both very unlikeable people who haven't really been funny since 2016
>>225746519You may not like to admit it but this is the most efficient way to travel for the mammalian type
>>225746556At least I still have nerves in my legs
RIP ROARING>>>/aco/9333616>>>/aco/9333616
This would be you if you evert trooned out btw
>>225746561lads = 1950schaps = 1930s
my rent is £8400 a year for 1 bed flat
>>225746576
>>225746567fair comment and not one which I can rebuke because I've never actually watched either of their content, I only know them as floating heads on the internet and see other people post about them. But I did think that particular video seemed sad.
>Fred Haise was to have been the sixth person to walk on the Moon, but the Apollo 13 landing was aborted en route. He was later trained to land and slated to command Apollo 19, but the mission was canceled due to budget cuts.i'd be fucking ragin
dtfic is such a brat he needs a bloody good raping yes he does
>>225746577what is it about this jewish eceleb drama that has you so enraptured
Done in
>>225746585I just feel pity for these blokes. What happened to them that made them this wayNone of this happened before 2015
>>225746576it's incredibly inefficientyou can literally see the wasted energy as the creatures body ripples
Me and the lads this morning
>225746587this buck broken brown boi didnt even last a day before he came back lmfao
>>225746608I like getting a 6 star wanted level from the /brit/ police like you, you'll drone on for hours and give gay little commentary about how much you dont like it so its all worth posting about.
>>225746622You don't know what you're talking about
>>225746615porn
>>225746605type of shit ricky, steve and karl be talm bout on XFM in the early 2000s
nothing he could do
>>225746638you are too embarrassed to tell us the real reason
>>225746615Imagine the look on your dad's face when you tell him you want to wear a dress and be called Lilith from now on
>>225746578some people need to be ground up and used as fertiliser
>>225746623bloody majestic so it is
sir bellingham pacing around in his grippy socksel clasico got him shook
merrie bands of men. you don't see those much anymore
>>225746667Nah that really is the reason. wheelchair melty
>>225746642poor bastard flinching on the second go around what a horrible fat cunt for doing that to him and I didn't realise they had hands on their flippers
tried to pull leftypols head out of his arse to become the rightful king of woke
>>225746666rorke before he's fatally gangblacked
>>225746615my art teacher did this in 2011 and looked exactly like that
>>225746698do you really crave my attention that badly
>>225746694Apparently he gets really nervous before interviews which is odd because he gives really good interviews. Bless him.
>>225746699All in good fun lad
>>225746716you're my slave
>>225746684Is this real
>>225746694pacing around a chueca nightclub in search of bwc
>>225746730no but it would fool most norms
>>225746491
hey where's my weet-bix
>>225746666why are all their eyes so red
>>225746749
oh he needs it
I wish all other boards were as fast as /brit/Hate waiting hours for a response
>>225746775umdead_ummy
lying in bed
>>225746767salt water in their eyes
woke mob dont want you going outside in the wind health and safety gone mad
>>225746576me entering /brit/ all full of last nights curry
>>225746775Not entirely sure what the point of posting this was but I’ll assume it’s something insidious
>>225746746an AI generated video just elicited an actual emotional response within me I think it’s over
Cody trying a Yorkie from his British candy haul
>>225746796nigger is in the right here
>>225746800it’s caused by immigrants farting after eating their foreign muck
>>225746666no one care him
>>225746666
why do you cunt wankers add -berg to every word
>>225746491Wow any Bum shots?
>>225746824can’t say that mate not on
>>225746666Thinking about my life
if i were a seal i personally wouldnt sit on a thin piece of ice in the middle of the ocean waiting to be eaten by killer whales
>>225746848frogberg doing questiontoil
>>225746848microaggression against jews
>>225746726osaka aquariumive been there
>>225746854i’ll say what i want, square-head
>>225746862what does -toil mean
>>225746857You lack Faustian spirit. Read Celine. Read Camus.
windswept women with their bums
>>225746602I don't watch them either but just from what you see you can tell she's a really mild and genuine person. You two lads are proper nasty wrong'ns
want to start drinking but it's too early and i'll be all through my wine before bedtime
>>225746891One of the most legendary xeets from the London alt-right lit scene.
>>225746862he’s such a fucking hoe
i consider myself left wing, just want them all sent back is all
Codyposting is probably gimmick of the year for me if we’re being honest
We need to do a better job at marketing 4chan get some new blood in here, very stale website now
>>225746889On it's own it means work as in paid employment. As a -suffix it means 'a thing you have to do'. So like shoptoil would be "I need to go to the shops" etc.
if i were a seal the orcas would leave me be because i'm too cute
>>225746609branchberg on the ropes
>>225746901fuck is the Faux-stian spirit going to do against climate change and migration crises
>>225746901ive read camus
>>225746922Vile muck
thinking about racoon girl
Fast and Furious! (キタ) (drift, drift, drift)
doing genuinely horrendous fartsneed to purge my body of all this poison today because i have officetoil tomorrow
>>225746970we dont need to know that mate
>>225746967issssssa tokyo drift(drift, drift, drift)
I drink alcohol every day but I also can stop for a week or two if neededdoes that make me an alcoholic or what
>>225746970ktimdid one so bad it woke me up
>>225746982yes
right so here's what's going to happen, my wife is currently vaccuming upstairs. I'm going to go up, assertively stop her in her tracks and shag her, then she's going to prepare food for tonight and then I'll shag her before bed
>>225746986omdsssssss
>>225746982yes but its ok just dont tell anyone youll be ok. only 12% of alcoholics get cirrhosis. look at seasidemark hes still kicking and he took the piss
Mad how we once put an androgynous twink in charge of the country
i make this post from 300ft in the air over the north sea as the wind blows me away
>>225746901if you said ‘faustian spirit’ to bardamu he’d laugh in your face
>>225746998Let her finish the vacuuming then shag her, then you'll have a dust-free floor
rorke hates trannies and LGBT but will go to the panto every year and sing and dance along with a man in drag and say it's traditional British culture
>>225746998tell her i said hi
>>225746998is that what married people doshag each other whenever they want in the middle of chores
why the fuck would you post that??
>>225747017he's cute
West Derby Village from Mill Lane, West Derby, 1881 and 2026
>>225747044why are these memes always extremely low quality is that part of the humor idgi
>>225747021proofs
did one of those farts where its touch and go as to whether i need to now go wipe my arse or not
>>225746998Alright well try not to think about all of the other men she lay with before you, that didn't have to jump through the hoops you did. Don't think about microchimerism and how your own children aren't your own.
>>225746834Screaming at this, crazy little lad
>>225747059why what who how says the frog bewildered oh yes he is
>>225747059Can you stop asking questions you french spastic doing my head in
>>225747050cars are so ugly
West Derby Village from Town Row, West Derby, 1925 and 2026
>>225747062SHIT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR ASSGO TO THE TOILET
Be honest with you lads, a large number of these seal videos are AI generated.
>>225746775So grim kids wearing bikinisJust bad parenting and it's fucked that they're even made in the first place
ben shapiro best reactions vol 3
seals seaweed
>>225747090>spasticWhy use this as an insult? A defenceless group of people that truly don't deserve to be insulted. Bet you freak out when someone uses racial slurs too.
>>225747097more cars and biomass please
>>225747101
>>225747017I say England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston
>>225747090doing your head in means what? giving you a headache? sorry I'm a curious person lolis it true the whole country stops at 4pm to have tea lol
watching the accountant 2 starring ben al-fleki
Standing desks are pretty peng
>>225747044thats nice
>>225747142in theory but in what universe am i going to stand up when i could choose to sit down
>>225747142did you get the teeny tiny one or did you go for the adult size
someone is having sex I'm so fucking jealous
>>225747156because sitting too much is horrible for your back>>225747163prefer not to say
>>225747123Pitt the Elder!
in north korea, everyone smokes and if you don't smoke everyone will think you're gay. sounds like paradise
>>225747070>>225747153how did this animal become so fat while being so chillhow does it get so many calories a day to get fat without a grocery store and pizza and french fries
i wish i could stand up
Monitoring the thread
>>225747194all of Asia is like that
>>225747200scccc
..............wish EW was here........
vegans/vegetarians be eating shit that look like the nasty patty from spongebob
>>225747050Sky was a strange colour back then
>>225747184>>225747123reddit interaction
>>225747194I wonder if it's because Kim smokes so everyone wants to be like him
britain’s best prime minister was disraeli
nigga name d israeli
britains greatest prime minister was poo barmer
>>225747219have you tried impossible burger or whatever it's called in the ukit's basically impossible to tell the difference
>>225747221Uh oh! Fun police!
why do all cars look ugly now
right thats spanish flags filtered
>>225747223>>225747225
>>225747123Disraeli for me
autistic brother who is trying to expose himself to new music and get himself out of his repetitive behaviours juat asked if its a sign he doesn't like an album if he can't wait for evert song to end lol
>>225747119spastics are cripples and losers in life and deserve to be mocked for it
blacked out like a phabntom
>>225747265woke
I don't understand the uk's political system like your elected people just can change the prime minister on a whim and you don't even get to have a say in that? doesn't that make people upset idgi
>>225747210hows he doing that then
>>225747265>all cars>random wanky ev
>>225747254The Impossible burger? No, never tried it mate. No.
>>225747279>he fell for it
>>225747047gay fella lusting over a painting
>>225747221Please don't downvote us! :(
any good smartphone games
>>225747300why, democracy doesnt exist anywhere in the current world regardless. you will continue to be raped by niggers and driven into poverty regardless of your prime minister or president
>>225747339Angry birds
>>225747294And I hit the nail on the head with the racial slurs thing?
>>225747339jobcentreplus
>>225747258horny hag harasses her young twink colleague
>>225747353shut it spaz
>>225747300have you considered dedicating your curiosity to a valid field of inquiry
>>225747353
>>225747294Horrible bastard>>225747119Sorry it’s just a habit entirely figurative usage of the word
It's Halloween week ok
getting really sick of this french cunt's constant questions to be perfectly honest
>>225747294Brown or child?
wish I were a seal. everybody would care me
>>225747380trvke
spastics and blacks should be tortured
>>225747378is it true spanish people are mixed with africans and part black
>>225747292Probably not autistic. Might just be a neek like you.
>>225747405both should be insulted and ridiculed relentlessly
https://youtu.be/qGtIqrz2nRM
>>225747410not if you were barry seal
Me? Just womfing around that Alton Towers. Got some donuts with some chocolate dip and they were lush x
>>225747410
just remembered i kissed a guy oncewonder if i should tell women that
>call it fr fr
>>225747417yes
>>225747439why would anyone ever order 15 donuts + dipshow fat are you people
>>225747444ever let him shag you up the arse?
>>225747415Still avoiding the racial slurs, which you deem morally reprehensible, while attacking a defenceless group of people
>>225747439Remember when you paid for a prostitute but couldn't get it up so you let your mate shag her while you sadly wanked in the corner? Was the womfy?
>>225747420impotent lashing out from a sad little man
no one posts webms of leopard seals eating penguins i wonder whynot a convenient narrative i guess
>>225747439Off to see the tigers next? x
>>225747477big seal suppressing the real story
>>225747477grow up
>>225747464toby
>>225747439who are you there with
why do you fags keep posting seal webms
>>225747470Sorry mate it's just I actually am autistic and hate when people apply the label to fairly normal behaviours like "not enjoying a music album". It happens a lot now, especially with your little brothers generation. He's probably just a neek like I say.
>>225747515
>>225747495not an appropriate reply to that post . sort yourself out
anyone got the webm of the chinky girl playing with the fat seal and he squashes his face in when she puts her finger on his nosei like that one
right well thats a tigerberg eating someone
>>225747515please end your miserable french life
>>225747519what does neek mean
>>225747515le epic poo seal xd
mental how tiger people said that tiger was playing and not aiming to killyou see a brief moment where the lad shouts at the tiger and the tiger backs awaylikely would have survived if he knew to keep acting aggressiveits easier to scare wild animals than you'd think
>>225747494God was being lazy when he created seals. It's just a grey cylinder with the face and behaviours of a terrier.
>>225747524he's wanking
thoughts on women?
remember when Aisha doxxed those /brit/ freaks that followed her on instagram aha
>>225747554love them, hate them
>>225747540/brit/ not qwen.ai
right well that's a neek declaring a report but in a sneaky way
>>225747519He is literally diagnosed autistic and used to listen to the mgs theme repeatedly all day for months.
>>225747554
>>225747548>wild>lives in a cage
>>225747549
>>225747541what does poo seal mean>>225747575don't get this post>>225747577what's a neek
>>225747526animals can still be cute even though they are carnivorous predatorsso, i repeat: grow up
Dressing up as Employed Woman for halloween
zip it questionsperg
>>225747579Yeah, they hand those diagnoses out like butterscotch candy these days. No, like I say, probably just a neek pretending with quirky behaviours. He'll grow out of it. Being actually autistic is hell.
>>225747595me on the right
mad how aisha went from being a slag being hoisted over some guys shoulder with her fanny out to a big fat blob after scanning nothing but vending machine crap on shift at the hospital. what a life
>>225747624Literally nobody ever in my life has given me butterscotch candy
>>225747630comfy makes me want to nap
>>225747602it's nowt to do with me growing up. i'm not the one suppressing the reality. you should be telling the webm posters to grow up and post the full range of seal experiences so i repeat: suck your own willy and kys
>>225747629how's that mad. applies to 99.9% of women besides the specifics of the hospital vending machine.
>>225747616why do you people refuse to answer questions
>>225747624>butterscotch candyFOY
>>225747596dtfic, if you were actually smart and not just a sniping little twat aiming to constantly one-up and police this board to make yourself feel better about the sorry state of your life, you would know that truly intelligent conversation requires meeting people half-way and making generous inferences.a tiger in a cage is in the cage because he is not truly tamed and, due to hia still very much wild behavior, needs to be kept away from peoplenow, sort out your life you sad sad cunt
>>225747643
>>225747657mad how is an ironic exaggeration . you're an autistic
meltdown
>>225747663done that crippled nigga freak
Aisha did 190 in good and proper
>>225747663is twat more insulting than wankersort out your life is a funny expression lol
>>225747624ok
Me keeping all the webms of seals eating penguins to myself and not sharing with the class
>>225747650rorke has adjusted well to life in kandahar so it seems
and he samefagged omds
>>225747689done that crippled nigga freak
>>225747650vghhhh….descendent of gengis khan…
I'm Neurotypical. AMA.
>>225747649nothing is being suppressed, should we mention every single fact about every single possible topic of conversation every single time we engagedwould be impossible, you are now just arguing for the sake of argumentlearn to conced like a gentleman, which requires you to, you guessed it: grow up
>>225747735
>>225747744antonio mate you've got autism
bought one of these individual zas for lunchwonder if you british cunts have that?
Having a cold glass of Tango. Much better than Fanta.
>>225747744you only post the cute ones because you can't grow up, might as well be hugging your teddy bear which requires you to, you guessed it: grow up
>>225747735what’s your favourite ice creamcream flavour
>>225747744
the girls
The donedem always talm bout some samefagging
>>225747767Nice one mate. What sort of glass? Tango is British too so you're supporting the White Race with that cupful. Thanks for that.
>>225747772
>>225747772You need to remind people of le dark and ebil facets of reality like an adolescent fan of death metal, a sure indication that you need to...
>>225747461no just a drunken smooch x
>>225747764why is it shaped like the gherkin
>>225747813he talking.. but nobody listening
>>225747764what does a stereotypical french person look like? in the protests it's difficult to tell
>>225747827are you retardeddunno the british word for that but are you retarded
>>225747813the yapper
>>225747717you got sent flying mate
he sameshagged
why would you need to grow up to hug a teddy bear
smells like farts in here
he craves it
>>225747842so you ask questions but you won’t answer them…how curious
>>225747842
>>225747822you only see it as dark and ebil because you need to, you said it: grow up
>>225747882retarded questions don't deserve an answer
*glances at the post count and spits out a mouthful of tea in shock*
no signs of them news then
>>225747899looks small here
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.GET THE BLOODY FOOTIE ON
>>225747919hope this moment of clarity marks a change in direction from you
>>225747869i said he's metaphorically hugging a teddy bear which is why he needs to grow up . reading comprehension level 0 from you which is why you need to: grow up
it would appear I have once again added way, way too much pasta despite having done exactly this the last 100 times I boiled pasta
>>225747925
*taps on the glass that encases /brit/*stupid ants, be more entertaining
threads good after bump limit let it ride
>>225747842slowthickomongspazsimplespecial
celtic bottling the league randomly
*bending over exposing my pooey arsehole*aha alri
/brit/ needs to colon grow up
>>225747943that isn’t what you said
>>225747961>>225747962poomind
346
>>225747964yes it is. i said him posting the cute webms is being a baby which requires him to grow up
>>225747960>
not having a new then no
lot of posts deary me
daylight robbery at easter road they can't keep getting away with it
New>>225748004
>>225747652ruby looks completely different here