manners edition
>>225765443
futacock
I support this /cum/ thread over >>225765254.
Jason is a janny on /vg/ now. Our little boy is all grown up.
My new rifle build leaves a small ridge from center of the primer for some reason. Not really sure why it does that.
>>225765582is it doing this to every round or just some?
>>225765568Janny? My my, he's making big moves
*clears throat*
Over time I've come to hate Goku.
Really hate these Clayface ads. I do NOT want to watch someone carve up their face
>>225765859I'm seeing it at the kinoplex tomorrow
yeah fuck that other thread
anime is gay
I want to get back into visual novels
>>225765859most horror movies are shit
>>225765630Every round. I thought at first it might be a pressure sign peculiar to this receiver (it's an ARC Mausingfield) because the first few I tried with it were bubba loads, but I tried some very mild factory loads that had the same mark. Cratered primers are also typically the first sign of pressure and these ones look perfect, so it must be the extractor groove, but the primer is well inside the case head from the rim
I rate my psychedelic experiences by how willing they make me to appreciate the funky majesty of yacht rock even in the small hours
I can’t believe the goyim use Polymarket
>>225765908Abhorrent opinion
There's an entire genre of youtube vlogs about Korean exchange students in America. Now my recommendations are filled with them. Why are there so many
semen
I ate too much 'za last night and now I'm obese chungus
>>225765938I'm right tho
>>225765443My fatass is craving Chuck E Cheese pizza. It isnt even good, so I dont know why I want it so bad
>>225766015No you aren't How many horror movies have you seen?
>>225765908yeah, I couldn't even stand to get to the agent Scully part of that camp Miasma movie!
>only one day off a week>have to spend most of it doing chores>what little time I had left over today was spent diagnosing/fixing my car>finally have a moment free but have to be at work in 12 hoursThis shit is why I'm a dirty fucking communist. I shouldn't be expected to put up with this garbage just to not be homeless. No one should.
>>225766015>>225766045Wait you know what I take it back.If you watch 10,000 horror movies then yes most of them are probably garbage.But if you watch the most popular few hundred then you are in for a LOT of kino
emiru, asmongold, and sodpoppin are all live rnwe eating good boys
>>225766013*jiggles your belly*
Would any cute girl ever date me if my belly is jiggly but I'm otherwise in shape
i have no future. i’m going to become a voluntarily homeless itinerant vagabond. there aren’t sufficient rewards for being a wagie today
>>225766013>>225766039today I asked ChatGPT for the price of foie gras at the local French supermarket, and it delivered. I think I'm getting some in November
>>225766045Most of them.
Dear diary: today I saw two ducks fucking in a pond at the park
bumpkins :D
>>225766201is that from Catcher in the Rye haha
>>225766201you witnessed a rape
I've watched at least 5 different Korean girls have their first day of American high school on youtube
>>225766201male ducks have spiral penises
>>225766201There used to be a duck at my local pound with a broken beak. I would hand feed him and called him Bane
>>225766250My dad has a spiral penis
>>225766168Vidya is the only thing keeping me on the grind
>>225766258tell me about bane
halloween blumpkins
have you ever been in love?
>>2257662836.5/10
>>225766295yes, several times
>>225766299dat body tho
I'm a libertarian and this is my flat faced gook wife from a heavily polluted fishing village in southeast asia
>>225766258There used to be a goose at my local park who had one of its feet amputated because it got tangled in a fishing line. It would just hop around everywhere.
I didn’t care for The Shining
>>225766295yeah duh, i'm a HUMAN
>>225766348those be boat people! living on catamarans like something out of Waterworld! Some never saw the sight of dry land into their teens!
Isn't life a grand and intoxicating adventure?
>>225766388what happened now?
>>225766355it grows on youSteve King hated the movie, so he made a short series in the 90's, and it wasn't that bad, tho cheesy
>>225766392No. Do you?
>>225763260LOL
>>225766392oh, for sure, Mr. Kirkbride
>>225766355It's great but there are many horror movies that are a lot better
>>225766428Like what
I genuinely don't concern myself with the opinions or wellbeing of homosexuals, especially the ones ITT.
>>225766295yes but i’ve learned my lesson now
>>225766408Sometimes
>>225766451that is not a real woman
>>225766444Here's my chart, which does include the shining but I'd rank it in the bottom half of this list.Also this is out of date since I've watched 30 horror movies so far this month and need to add some
>>225766420Don't laughYou heard what they did to my boys in prague?
>>225766495*defenestrates you*
>>225766495I think a saw a plaque of that, not sure if it's the same building tho, but Prague is pretty old, a lot of it dates back to before the 30 Years War
Seth Hatfield was based
>>225766485I’ll try some
>>225766388>more invalid votes than the difference between themlol
>>225766481She is the phenotype around which all women should be crafted.
Buvaisar Saitiev, the greatest freestyle wrestler of all time, died after "falling" out of a window in Russia
Astronomers are forecasting tonight's skies could offer a spooky start to Halloween week — thanks to an orange October full moon, known as the Hunter's Moon, that's set to peak late tonight in some parts of the United States.
>>225766552I like that type, sort of a young Mary Steenburgen
>>225766398it's happening now in all of Central America and South America because USAID money is gone.Our tax dollars were going to support leftist bullshit in those regions, and now it's over.So basically reality has taken over and the right is getting more power.
Brazil is weird because the people near that rainforest will not vote for Lula
listening to Boz Scaggs' Two Down Then Left on shrooms is great, it's a really inventive and risk-taking album despite being sleazy LA funk-lite
watching pua videos to learn
Pizza, then laundry, then dog walk, then studying. What are you doing tonight?
>>225766552Very tasteful amount of sag
>>225766731some more pot, oranges, herbal tea w/ honey
>>225766731Drink heavily and consider going to a psych ward
it is time to break out the sinsemilla!
>>225766388what a jinx
>>225766731eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and hope i don't become too suicidal like i do most evenings
I wish we weren't ruled by barbarians here and we had access to edibles, but instead, I gotta smoke most of my pot!
Dad drank the last of the coffee
>>225766731i would study while laundering then pizza either before the dog walk or after
>>225766823
thread died
>>225766930It's the gooning hour.
>>225765568how much does he paid for such an important duty?
wish i had a dogger to snuggle with
>>225766731Waste it. Like the rest of the day
any chance I could borrow some money fellas?I've been posting here for years
>>225766997people who let their dogs crawl onto their beds are disgusting
I think I'm smarter than most other people
>>225766997get that disgusting piece of shit OUT of the bed
So much was raped
Just bought this, can't wait to dig in
Having a dog in your bed is cleaner than having a cat anywhere in your house
>>225767088I’ve got a dog in my bed but this one won’t rollover
>>225767083Is that the new translation?
>>225767088ya and the dog's mouth is cleaner than a human mouth. especially after it eats its own shit and licks another dogs asshole
>>225767088This is true. Cats give you toxoplasmosis
Lakkkers undefeated btw
>>225767088>when disgusting cat people let their cats track nasty peepee poopoo litter all over the floors of their house and it gets stuck on your feet when you visit
They told me the classics never go out of style, but they do, they do. And somehow, baby, I never thought that we'd do, too.
the only good comedians are people on youtube making skits and short movies
>>225767083How about The Cunt of Melty Crisco and it’s a woman who likes to get fisted
>>225767133I don't think so
I tried to share my love of literature with my students but I failed
>>225767179are you forgetting our dear “how about…” posters
wachall finna do wit dem incel reprashins?
>>225767190I mean, that's been done to death over the centuries. Wasn't there even an anime?
>>225767258lol
How about shits and shart movies
I overlooked a message from my friend. I took the wrong truffles, and the rest had been tampered with, so their shelf-life was brief. One batch had the acrid stench, so I had to can those Mexicanos. But the Atlantis one I consumed out of a sense of economy. I guess it's time to go and see the Hidden Imam!
Searching for an exit
One of my cringiest moments ever was when I tried to explain the difference between a pedophile and a hebephile to someone in real life
youtu.be/PDCrIpMWzi0best part of having animals is snuggling with them in bedi wouldn't know, i am forever alone, wish i were dead already
Drinking a beer in the shower seems like a good idea but in practice, fuhgeddaboudit
Time was you could go upstate with a fishing permit and a nickel and support yourself for the whole summer
>>225767400only if you take cold showers, which I don't, being autistic
me as a 14 year old looking at rotten dot com
https://voca.ro/1jRImCnDarq8
>>225767376I once tried explaining to a car full of black people that white people were the real minorities because of global population
>>225767471my schoolmates at the end of primary school, and this was back in the 90's, in Slovenia, posted rotten.com content inside of their lockers after having become huge fans of black metal. We are still friends today and one of them plays the bass semi-profesionally and shares my appreciation of yacht rock
do not look at the 'log rn
if you havent heard of wakame soup it's just hot seawater
there was a scandal, of course, but they were allowed to conclude their studies, after counseling :D
cum balls and pussy on the 'log
>>225767471same but with liveleak
>>225767549yeah, I've had miso soup with tofu plenty of times, my dad makes that for my mom all the time cause she's on this hippie diet
and with like the scallions and idk kale, spinachI mean, it's kinda salty water, but I guess the scallions give it a little kick. It sucks once it's cooled, and if you wanna nuke that, idk man
oh wait, seaweed soupnah, that's a different sort of misobut the seaweed I had in a bowl of ramen at this specialized place, yeah, that was exactly like seawater
Feel kind of resentful when I hear someone say they need some “alone time”
Need some alone time
I'M THE FIRESTARTERI'M THE INSTIGATOR
Happens every day
Took a dick pic and damn that shit is like 20x browner than my body
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A9gritudewhat if what we all need is some more negritude?
We'll figure this out together, okay?
>>225767783I lol'd>>225767795iktf
>>225767889The employim kek
>>225767847for brutal moggingscall Walton Goggins!
Pulling out the moleskin journal that I've been writing material in all day just for this thread
Looked up Netanyahu's early life section and, you guessed it, Jewish
ě•Ľ 씨발, 왜 ë‚ś í•śęµě–´ëĄĽ ë°°ě› ë‹¤?
>>225767474not quite the mewling monstrosity that I have come to expect of vocaroos on here, tho maybe a bit on the softer side
>>225767960ZAINICHI AMERICAN
>>225767960hanGOOL
could eat a big plate of tater tots rn
the slovenian is having a 'tism fit tonightmaybe we should contact mossad to handle him
>>225768045that's a lot of nevermores!
>>225768051quite the opposite, I'm laughing my ass off on nature's own psychedelics
https://youtu.be/52tNYaVMO58
no, it's kind of a reserved chuckle for the most part
We're all in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/emiru
>>225768129that is great, I literally signed into tik-tok just today cause I wanna see weird shit
https://youtu.be/rhAigExF1ts
In the summertime the butt of a Canadian twink smells like laundry soap and green apple peel. By time Autumn comes around they take on a more spicy warm scent- think spiced pears, apple pie, pumpkin rolls. Winter is similar but with a deep pine resin base note. Overall the butt of a Canadian twink through his underpants can be described as fresh with warm baking spice notes. American twinks? Think campfire smoke, fresh barn hay and cherry tobacco. Mexican? Cumin, chili powder, corn husk and chocolate. Food for thought.
>>225768243that kid was likely a hardcore alcoholic too by 12 if he worked in the mines, make no mistake
im the riley reid of /cum/
>>225768093
>>225768337I feel bad for kids these days. Imagine having a cringe millennial father that still plays video games
>>225768243490kcal! Oooo, I'm shakin! The average doner kebab has twice that many. Tho that is a lot of salt.
watching anime (I want to have sex with the characters)
>>225767815How did they wind up replacing 'didn't we' with 'we ain't' in this context? I generally understand most of the reasons ebonics butchers the english language but things like this elude me. 'We ain't', a lazy shortening of 'we are not', is an entirely different meaning. In this sentence, 'why did we not' jumps to somehow how arrive at 'we are not'. Why we are not just leave? How? Through what series of jive turkey shucking?
>>225768440ain't has a pretty wide range of uses for negationit can be used for am/is/are not, has/have not, do/does/did not, and in some cases it's used for just "not"
>>225768531it's ghetto monkey blather with willful disregard for order and decorum
>>225768337that is most streamers, they like that for decades, and most of those wives, well, they're nothing to look at!
I miss the canadian twink butt smell poster
youtu.be/7Hu8_oOEQoYit ain't that way
*live like thatthose people are fucking loaded, and I'll bet they take really cool Caribbean holidays, tho family-friendly in a lot of cases
>>225768634your space-age exotica, guy in a tux with his slightly groovy big bandcool stuff
I need ten trillion dollars
>>225768611he got a whiff of the real deal and died from shock
tho that was groovier than expected
>>225768414They don't have kids tbqh, just some pets
>>225768738Limp Bizkit was what was probably playing in that clip
>>225768680youtu.be/pbEDfuhaRyQ'discovered' exotica, or my love of it, the last year. i feel, in a few ways, things were better as they were in the 50s
>>225768790
1-3 levels4-6 cutscenes7-9 artwork0 kill self
>>225768810love both this Baxter dude and old sci-fi paperback covers, I'm considering like printing up a big selection of them and hanging them above my couch as a large framed picture
it'd really tie the room together!
>>225768738i miss this kind of slut. contemporary sluts are a different style.
>>225768900>contemporary sluts are a different style.They are all fat and vaguely ethnic
anime recommended by Jason
Pets are good for depressed people you know
>>225768833yeah, thank god, this modern world is just the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen, it caters to the dabbler in magical treats
>>225768940Dogs maybe, they force you to take care of them more with walks and time together.
>>225768971Birds too
Give me something to suckHow bout your fuckin dick
>>225768969No steel magnolias, darling madam?
>>225769022Illegal, too much beauty causes inequality
Ethan Klein betrayed us all bros
Poland is pretty based
https://www.richardhanania.com/p/why-low-human-capital-obsesses-over
>>225768995I'll jerk your ass rawAnd if this sesh keeps going this way I just mightFuck your face tonight
>>225768969Ferns once ruled the world, for hundreds of millions of years...
>>225769045I kind of like the idea and several of their authors, but those people are not unlike Russians in person
Would you have sex with her
Mambo #5
>>225769088It would have to have nazi roleplay
>A salaryman who was fired from his job and has no girlfriend is caught by some gals! He is treated like a molester for merely looking at them, and the gals force their way into his house, demanding that he let them stay, and have sex with him to kill time!the horror...
>>225769088she charges a fee of shekelsI might not be able to afford it
There are approximately 40 shekels in 1 pound
>>225769088I have always thought fuck yeah, even tho I never watched their boring garbage talk show
any cute girls ITT? my limp dick is dry and cold...
youtu.be/-yiQzezZMqIonce, when i worked at a walmart, in the middle of the country, found an israeli shekel coin, in the coinstar machine. have a small collection of foreign coins i got from that machine. euros, deutchmarks, pounds, etc
>>225769108NOOOOOOOOOO
You know what I should really get into more? Joe Rogan! The boofer! The isolation tank tripper! The weird brainpiller! I'll bet that guy has a ton of interesting content even for free on yt.
What do they even talk about in /mex/?
>>225769204have you seen the episode of the guy who had a speech impediment and took mushrooms and it cured him?
>>225769230no, I've only seen some of Musk boofin it
gonna take a shower and wash under my foreskin like a good goyim
>>225769226Every non-English language general talks about their local politics & pedophilia. Only English language generals have jannies sitting in them all day.
youtu.be/YltqKvvRgC8trying to convince someone vagina is overrated 'doesn't even feel that good'>>225769228their farts
I've probably seen H3H3 on Rogan too, that was when they broke out, no? that was a while ago, and that's how I probably know about Hila Klein
i like swishing my finger in my ear and then smelling my oils/earwax finger its so sharp and sour like cheese or something
>>225769250https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwKGUkW_ac&pp
>>225769307>Stametslike stammer! he was a natural!
>>225769250boofing means shoving drugs up your ass btw
>>225765443does anyone have gay porn of the apple
>>225769328I thought it was just taking a toke of a fan blunt repeatedly like Elon. Tho I'm sure Rogan does that.
these midi files haven't been sorted
so basically these two characters are twins. one has blue hair. the other has pink hair. they always wear maid outfits. and also they're demons. but the one with pink hair lost her demon horn so she can't use demon magic like the blue haired one
>>225769339the apple porn is behind a paywall subscribe to premium /cum/
>>225769355dawwww, is that like Jan Svankmajer? I've never really seen his stuff, but I kinda have an inkling
>>225769339not gay, no
If you're a top buyer of orangemans crypto currency, you'll can have dinner at white house with him in November
one of these and a bunch of freaking spaghetti
>>225769410did you know that buldak is chinese for ballsack?
>>225769393Hopefully i can hodl on for deer life until then to meet the big cheese. Taking profit is too damn enticing with how my portfolio has mooned
>>225769426I know kimchi is korean for sauerkraut that someone tastes even weirder, tho I'd never thought that possible
>>225769410Buldak makes a birria flavored ramen that i tried for the first time todayIt has artificial goat or lamb meat scent/flavor added to it. Fucking bizarre but good
*somehowand I've heard fermented vegetables ain't even good for your digestion, so I'm just putting the can on the whole category
>>225769433I guess you're one of the lucky ones
dogberg barks at me until I stop and pet her
>>225769410Don't look at the ingredients
>>225769433>>225769393>>225769477now, that is just the funniest thing I've read today
Just took a fat blumpf
>>225769552
>>225769477>1yOk bro maybe try zooming out?This is generational wealth we are building
>>225769600
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_(ugly_dog)
Throwback to when I made a basketball court in my friend's crackhouse
>>225769632Ok well there is always an initial pump and dump but I'm in this for the long gameThis and Internet Computer are the majority of my savings and i feel like a winner
>>225769600>>225769632oh, that's just the best
>>225769661You turned it into a crack home (:
>>225769672building generational wealth, that was spot on
I always get messages from academic papers I wrote like 10 years ago. What the fuck do these people want from me?
>>225769661that's even better than when The Happy Mondays turned Eddy Grant's swimming pool into a crack den!
i'll trust the plan til the very end
>>225769693I tried!I made the goal out of a wicker laundry basket, duct tape, and a grubhub sign that I stole from a restaurant
things that make ya go hmm
I want to visit southern Ohio so bad
Mommy made me fish sticks and Mac n cheese for din din
>>225769746sick ninja sword
>>225769762upstate is where it’s at. shout out medina OH shout out jason
>>225769762any rizzla'd do the nay nay
>>225769762skibidi rizz
I got Popeyes for dinner today and the cashier had an Indian accent. There's not really any Indians where I live so I thought it was a bit odd. I swear to god I could literally smell her with 2 cars ahead of my in line. That unmistakable Indian smell was more potent than popeyes chicken smell. The worst part was that she was actually really pretty too
>>225769786I was at the johnny eagle in medina in 2021 and jason wouldnt hang out with meHe said he had too many enemies in the thread and didn't trust me not to attempt an assassination
decided to quit gambling (for now) while I'm still up and spent the last of my winnings on a mini pcuntil we meet again my slotty frens
>>225769811Lucky mine are usually staffed with rude blacks
>>225769819lol
>>225769828As God intended.
>>225769786>medina OHI am not sure North Ohio has the same rugged soul that I seek
The Shawn Ryan Controversy Is Wild
If you are receiving government gibs you should not be allowed to vote
>>225769866what happened?
Invest rock or stick?
>>225769866oh, why thank you, AI, that's...wait, it doesn't involve sex? Really?
I inhaled a lot of burning plastic and bleached apper as a kid
>>225769886Tbf those people don't vote anyways
>>225769886Everyone gets gibs, it's a gibconomy
>>225769901Fire>>225769927They do
Donald
>>225769886gibs recipients are the new aristocratic leisure class. they should be the only ones allowed to vote
Andrew did you get my pm?
>>225769954let us raise a glass of ambrosia, my fellow olympians!
>>225769941Duck
>>225769954Does this man look aristocratic to you?
Elmer Fudd
>>225769886people without kids shouldnt be able to vote
>>225769989he kind of looks like a poacher in some nostalgic BBC production about the Fox hunt
>>225770003I agree
>>225769989He could be a Habsburg
>>225769989This look like my buddy on steamHe used to go by the handle CuteAnimeBoy
>>225769886does federal funding count as gibs?
Messaging the people on my dating apps like a month later because I gave up on dating apps
>>225768845wrote one cutscene (technically two if you count the fact that it has an intro and outro). still got like ten million more.
>>225770052Depends on the industry
>>225770073i have the most success on them when drunk texting. and also it helps that i spam text dozens of goyls and i have vague pictures that dont show my entire face
>>225770077is the game called suweety no pantsu?
New>>225770124
live action ben 10 movie?
>>225769819Sick
