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What can I expect?
just ate my second helping of spaghetti and meatballsi now have nothing to eat for lunch tomorrow and will have to go out to get something or go hungry
>>225770134life changing kino
>>225770134an all time classic
>>225770111Is this you >>>/tv/223933917
>>225770134a really cool troll puppet with interesting sfx
Lula won lol
>>225770164Lost the election to the Lula Bvll award AGAIN
>>225770147I don't think soI know who Jon Favreau is, but that's mainly from the Sopranos, and like maybe a 90s blockbuster here and there
Gay sex lol
>>225770180for some reason the posting style remind me of you. nvm
Texting multiple people that I am mentally ill
>>225770183It's going to be hard to beat this post in this thread
Holy frigging kino
>>225770206I mean, I will post in Bourdain threads now and again, tho mostly about Guy Fieri
I would love to visit some random small American towns and see things like "Wall Drug Store", this is the real spirit of America, where is the best place like this?
>>225770234Gary Indiana
>>225770220I have totally never seen most of those sequelsexcept for that anime about the AI takeover, I've seen that several times
Should I get a shitbox Civic, Accord or Prelude? Already have a daily driver but I want something to learn manual on
out of zyn pouchesout of foodit's going to be another 15 dollar day tomorrowalready spent like 50 dollars over the weekend
>>225770256get a pair of sneakers and walk, fatso
Most of the candidates in the BC election were jeets & Mennonites. Our new premier is a frickin Mennonite.
>>225770220phwoarhes me
>try to imagine enjoying or being successful at something>can’t imagine it>do nothingwhy am i even alive
Society hates the deformed and ugly (us)
>>225770302maybe you should listen to some Neverending Story by Limahl and rediscover your inner child
>>225770234https://www.worldatlas.com/cities/13-of-the-most-quaint-small-towns-in-the-appalachians.html
>>225770256Honda shifters are pretty goodThe clutches from the factory seem to have a high bite point which you can easy change by pulling out the cotter pin on the back of the clutch pedal and threading in the nut a bitI am a honda guy, so very biased
>>225770312I'm the ugliest bastard here and people are usually ok to meI don't get positive attention from atrangers but people who know me like me
>>225770276So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney!
>>225770302to consume, in the end you are still human
>>225770367I have a hunchback and live in a church
>>225770379¿?
>>225770391I thought AI surreality consuming our own was like a decade away at this point
>>225767951Every single time…
>>225770404it's Weird Al's Amish Paradise! They're all a bunch of crazy Mennonites!
Are you a NSYNC or Backstreet Boys kind of guy?
Most people love their city for some reason even if they dislike their country
>>225770452ALL YOU PEOPLE, CAN'T YOU SEE, CAN'T YOU SEE
>>225770452Backstreet's Back wins the argument, that final scene in This Is The End, that was just art
>>225770456Much easier to move cities to one you like. Not that hard to figure out
Why is white considered to be a universal symbol of goodness and light while black is considered to be evil and dark?
>>225770456>Most people love their siblings for some reason even if they dislike their cousins
>>225770486Cuz im like shadow the hedgehog
Some small town kids can't wait to leave thoughever
>>225770456I don't like either :)
>>225770456" I hate the USA but I love my *medium sized city* because we have a microbrewery, fairy lights on the main street, awesome scenery, a pizza oven place etc. "
watching anime because im a pathetic manchild
>>225770493Some like their cousins more than their siblings
Feel like I really missed out on grandmas. They both died when I was a baby
looking at lewd depictions of nude serving wenches
>canada lets in millions of poos with no skills past cow urine worship every yearno problem eh>new law or whatever that'd let a few educated white people inwhoa pump the brakes there eh buddy?
>>225770597>no skills past cow urine worshipliterally me
Bros I just coomed
>>225770234There was a drug store in my town called the Treasure Chest and they made a documentary about how they were dealing heroin
i might carve a pumpkin
i miss whats her name
Serb poster
>>225770220that wouldnt have happened if the SUV was folded over 1000 times by a japanese artisan
>>225770623regretful coom or meaningful?
I heard British dont drink root beer
the lonely gooner seems to beat his meat at night
>>225770716yeah I tried it but didn't like it desu
>>225770716Apparently, Europeans use root beer flavour for medicinal stuff like toothpaste and cough medicine, so it seems gross to them to drink it as a regular beverage. Same as how a mint pop would probably be considered gross by most people in North America
just shaved, my face feels as smooth as a baby's bum now
so this experience of life is just an infinitesimal point mass of concentrated suffering between two eternities of nothingness or something. how undue
>>225770635I did this years ago and it was fly ridden and decomposing by Halloween. It was a pretty accurate sculpture of Gengar thougheverbeit
>>225770635do something original and creative like the joker from batman
>>225770798I'm still mad
just found some shit in my drawers but it was brown instead of green-yellow
FUCK YOU TRUMP, FUCK YOU NETANYAHU
>>225770849
>>225770830Same I wanted to have gay sex and I didn't get it
I wanted sex with a man. I compromised.
>>225770865
>>225770849Haha its the pepe guy from Twitter and reddit
everyone laugh at mexifornia
>>225770880LOL
it should be legal to stop marxists from breathing
>>225770911>aryan gummy bearssaar that is not funny
there was this really good video where a man and woman are walking and the woman mentions that she doesn't have money to pay back a debt to the man, so the man gets angry and makes her suck his dick next to a dumpster, but I can't find it for the life of me
don't forget about that thing you were supposed to do
I really hope when I wake up tomorrow I will feel better
>>225770880thought that was my anus for a second
I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow
a bunch of whiny wilberts this evening
>>225770911Haribo is German thoughbeit
>>225770964haha same!
>>225770923based
Quitting weed is one of the easiest things I've ever done in my life. Granted, the first 2 days sucked but after that I didn't miss it at all.Why do normies pretend this is hard again?
it should be legal to stop masters from bating
>>225770533i doa whole lot actuallymaybe too much hehehe>t. alabama
Are you the black sheep of your family?
>>225770938
It should be illegal to stop Marxists from refusing breeding (with me)
>>225771033no
>>225771033not the black one but definitely darkish gray
>>225771038satanic image
>>225771007Normaloids are fucking retarded, I've quit weed five times this week. Anyone with a braincell and half a neuron can do it.
This is what my local GameStop looks like in 2026
>>225771038>>225771057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
>>225771064We are a failed nation
>>225770486Why do people not realize black people aren't literally black?
Creating a store for emosIts called blood, bath and beyond
>>225771064did you get the pomni plushy?
>>225771064there's only one person in that entire region who buys all the funko pops
>>225771114I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself XD
>>225771064video games died in 2013
The Gamestop has fallen millions must die o algo
>>225771129bro you should do comedy
Let's hear Paul Allen's joke
Billions must spend thousands of dollars on funko pops
Let's talk about Muslims
>>225770134Ernest was scared stupid when he received his cancer diagnosis
>>225771159well I failed to met the Hidden Imam like I had speculated. Actually, I think I'm gonna raid the fridge
Let's talk about sex
>>225771159not a fan>inb4 jewleaf
>>225771168>well vern, I dont know how we're gonna get ourselves out of this one
swag is for boys, class is for men
i would gas 6 million jews for an ice cold 24 oz keystone light right about now
gets in deep and gambles with SHARKS
>>225771152This is me except its figmas instead of funkoa
I wanna sex you up nigga
I aspire to have Mads Mikkelsen class one day
>>225771211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ot8eRTD0kY
i aspire to kill someone with a samurai sword
>>225771191That sounds like a lot but it's not even a litre.
>>225771236same but with one of these
Gatekeeping is good, actually(pic unrelated)
I aspire to round up everyone in this thread, spray them in kerosene, then light them on fire
>>225771277Don't threaten our depressed anons with a good time
>>225771277kerosene doesnt ignite very well though; you can actually extinguish a match in a dish of itmaybe you meant gasoline, but decided to say kerosene, because youre either stupid, or just think it sounds cooler, for some reason
What an idiot he can't even set people on fire
>>225771297Explain that scene in Home Alone 2 then
start drinking THIS
just copped the poopingtonshire heftae confirm
>>225771297that’s him done
>>225770704here's your artisan Smashburger bro that'll be $23.99+tip
I prefer a dry rub
Busy how, like Busy Phillips busy?
Zoomers really peacefully overthrew Vuvic
>>225771317its not bad but I prefer kc masterpiece
>>225771306thats because the rope acted as a wick, watching the clip though it burns too fast to be actual kerosene either. home alone 2 is fictional you know
Why are you still awake?
>>225771159hairfta be admituatedfond memories of the age of empires ii conqueros scenario where you play charles martel frankish army driving back the muslim hordes at the battle of touresisnae an anti-islamophilic thoughbeit
>>225770256Option 0: Toyota CorollaOption 1: Honda CivicOption 2: Honda AccordOption 3: Honda PreludeWhy? Just a hunch, srsly.
>>225771341because i'm doing laundray
>>225771064you can soon get rid of the PS games too since Sony hates physical media
>>225771341its only 8 PM
>>225771216ngl fink diss nibba overrated. see too many like youtube fings praising him for like no reason udder den he has "aura"like i say i seen him like 2 fingsthe huntforgot the udder wunoh yeh sum udder danish fingand james bond but i dont relly count that
>>225771322You should try out my new fasting restaurant Prix fixe only 229.99
>>225771341I raided the fridge and lo on some mostly unleavened cornbread I smeared some mild ajvar (not my fav), laid on some prosciutto cotto quite sparsely, and then had that with pickled pitless back olives!
>>225771317whenever i think of life as a s*utherner it feels freeing, as though every expectation of success or hard work flies out the window and that happiness can be found by simply being a fat old guy living on fast food and his cousin's dry rub in the swamp.
>>225771369I dont understand what your saying
tho laaaaaaawd, the ajvar with the olives feels mighty buttery, mmm-mmm!
>>225771118Nta but I have the beach pomni except mine doesn't have floaties
Scorsese is making another movie with DiCaprio in it, Mikkelsen will be in it as well so I will watch it. Hopefully it's not boring like the killers of flower moon
corr may heftae instantiate a bacon samwich sharpishpropa gud idea datbrown breadand none of dat american streaky nonsensewe eat danish bacon in britain
>>225771372i could go for some ajvar
>>225771411yes pleasefeta cheese ajvar whip cream sauce with the chicken in the oven please sars
You niggas too geeky for me
>>225771385you remembered to buy fresh lepinja for the ajvar right?
>>225771424nigga this is 4chan
>>225771428no, lepinja is not cornbread and I don't normally eat ajvar coz of its sweetness
gonna watch donnie darko again
It's the middle of the night and Padre is still on the couch nigga get yo ass to bed so I can watch Netflix
udder day for din dins madechicklen mince wiv ackee of all fings and orzo pasta. unexpected combination worked extremely well
>>225771441watch the director's cut
>>225771447buy your own tv free loader
>>225771441are you gonna smoke weed and get really high?
>>225771433i say this when there are loli and shota haters in the thread
>>225771456good lord
>>225771464Based
feel bad for ozempic users who have been fat always, then take it and realize they're funny looking skinny, too. it must ruin the whole miracle they feel when those pounds first start coming off, then they realize they have a weird shaped head or something.
/cum/GPT, suggest some easy DIY Halloween costumes.
>>225771482go as your evil twin
>>225771482put on a wig and be a spooky tranny
>>225771462nothe only time i ever tried weed was when my shithead cousin gave me a 100 milligram gummy or whatever and i wanted to fucking die
>>225771482pick a color t shirt, fold it into a ninja mask, then a black hoodie with the hood up. instant mk ninja.
>>225771490
>>225771498you should try it again but do more this time, it'll flush out all the negative energy in your system and you'll achieve nirvana by hyperventilating in the bathroom
for some reason it costs more to buy land in a mid city than it does in a better one that's like 2 hours away. Who's paying for the ghetto tax frfr
>>2257715072 spooky
>>225771517fuck off lol ill probably wake up naked on the ground in the woods having bitten my own tongue off kek
>>225771482This request goes against the terms of use but here's a picture of a colt dragoon.
Another halloween where I don't get to go out as a cute girl *sighs*
>>225771528sounds like a fun time with the local skinwalker. They love getting high with strangersThat's what the native americans did
TEXT MOMMY IMMEDIATELY
>>225771542She is making my iron big
gonna save the very last of that black hash for a drinkadelic experience on probably Halloween! Cause that should be fun! And do some R&R in the meantime, read that GRRM novel I'd borrowed weeks ago.
>>225771547if I saw a sexy garfield I would give them the entire bowl of candy
>>225771547halloween isnt for another 6 days
I CANT STOP BLOWING MONEY ON ORDERING SLOP FOOD
>the kansASS shitty queefs
>>225771551only if its the hot female kindthinking of that one reaction image with the skinwalker typing at the keyboardthat one
>>225771575bros addicted to zogslop :skull emoji:
>>225771579I hate Missouri and I hate Kansas
>>225771575but know that reviewbrah is smiling down upon you
>>225771586missouri i get but whats wrong with kansas?
>>225771599nigga is still alive
tonights goon brought to you by yui funami and Kyōko Toshinō
>>225771542thats not a dragoon thats a sort of 1851 navy/1860 army 200% scale blobulated sloppified mixmaster
>>225771579always enjoyable to see them lose, but green bay detroit was the game today. that shit was hysterical. lafleur and campbell having an emotionally devastated 'tard-off while the refs troll them both all game. magnificent.
>>225771579my wions bootyblasted the puckers so i can't relate
>>225771603he is, but he's also transcended our mortal realm like a fast food Buddha, probably
I was working all day and missed every game
>>225771614yep, still getting a buzz from seeing that
Which hockey team should I bandwagon this year?
>>225771638sharks, or the wildoilers if you want to a a canadian team
>>225771638red wings
>>225771638Go for the Maple Leafs (Leaves)
>>225771638blues
>>225771612errmmm actually it's a .50 walker
>>225771638Chicago Blackcocks
>>225771655delet thisI wouldnt wish this suffering on anyone(maybe a leafs/golden showers fan tho)
>>225771638canes but only by saying that they should move back to hartford and become the whalers again
>>225771659i think i see a penis here
>>225771653the soilers have disappointed me too many times>>225771659>the laffslmao no
>>225771707would
>>225771678>>225771686>>225771698it's poofy from vagina pubic hairs
hello /hoc/how do we stop the Flames from becoming a dynasty
>>225771707more canadian than you redditjeet
>>225771707she looks american
FREE ALBERTA
Once i figure out what my gifts are I will use them to glorify God
>>225771707BC-Alberta pipeline soon bros trust the plan
>>225771724cancel out your bad karma and bring back my heaties
fuck man god dammit
>>225771441FATEUP AGAINST YOUR WILL
milfs uagghhh milffsssss MMMMM MILFSSSSSSS
Holy shit this might be the longest schizo babble so far
I cant drunk anymore I guessBooze/beer just takes too long to even get me buzzed and I cant afford to drink that much anywayhow the fuck do alcoholics do it?
>>225771819me when i see literally any non obese woman over the age of 23
>>225771840Say his NAME
>>225771840Disturbing
>>225771840I've been reading /brit/ too and avin a laugh
>>225771851robert paulson
presidents have been assassinated for far less just saying
Why did he do it?
>>225771851blumpf drumpf du fummfump fufmf bluhdruhndurummphfpfp
>>225771865fortunately the fatass in chief gargles the balls of the guy who puts out the hits
>>225771877film check and residuals
I look at the moon and try to see the rabbit making mochi but I cannot
>>225771877he was an ugly retarded giga autist
>>225771877Job to Jason Voorhees?
alright herman melville wrap it up
>>225771898he's just like me....
Nigga name herman melville
melville melville brother of the joker!
>>225771877What no sex does to a motherfucker
>>225771914niggas name is john mcmaplesyrup
just chugged a glass of milk
>>225771894because you're not squinting
>>225771923millenials saw that and pissed themselves with laughter
how many of you are new york italians?
>>225771944"Millennials" being Chris O'Neil
>>225771945zoo yawk eye-talians are mama's boys and would not be up at midnight on a sunday.
>>225771929without the vodka and kahlua?
death is kind of fucked up if you think about it
>>225771961its 9 PM tho
Thinking of becoming my towns flasher
The year of the Spoony is approaching
>>225771963It is, but eternal consciousness would be worse
>>225771962
>>225771963it's about as fucked up as the first 13 billion years of not existing
>>225771840i cant tell what are made up shitposts and what he actually posts online
poo is a brewing
>>225771965not in new york you retarded west coast gaylord
you.........are NOT the father
JERRY JERRY JERRY
>>225771977Retarded take It's obviously different to be erased from existence than to be born into it
stomp clap music is ytpipo culture and we must invest in it to allow it to flourish
>>225772010Yeah is it different so what why is that meaningful
>>225771064capcom really became the only AAA studio worth a shit in the end
>>225772019Because I'm going to be terrified in my final few moments of existence, facing oblivion
We must return to tradition
>>225772031well you already did 13 billion years of oblivion you can do it again
>>225772031what if in the moment of your death you return to the moment of your birth, to be repeated foreever without realization
>>225771989pipe down, you pissmonger goomba
>>225771638lightning>>225772048>wearing a cravat not having been a croatian mercenarystolen valor
>>225772050time was finite before birth but it may be endless after it, so it’s incalculably asymmetrical
>>225772048the /cum/ meetup (1789, colorized)
>tee hee, it was just a joke, officer
>>225772070you are the descendant of people who moved west to run away from their problems
>>225772087run away from the smell of piss and purto ricans blasting reggaeton on the subway*
Locktober is almost over
>>2257720811840 actually
>>225772050tfw reincarnated as a sentient hoard of cells instead of getting succed off in a black hole as a humble hydrogen ion
>>225770164 More like Lula stole
>be manly east coaster>shoot thirdworlders with guns>be gay retarded commiefornian>ban guns and get raped by jeets and mexicans
>>225772048if you had a time machine and could retvrn to any time you wanted you'd still just be another poorfag that the landed gendry would lord over, except now you wouldn't have medicine or air conditioning.methinks you don't really want to retvrn, you just 1) like the aesthetics of rich and powerful, and 2) want to be rich and powerful.
>>225771990>*starts breakdancing*
>>225772020Capcom published that one pedo game. I know, I know, which one, well I'm talking about the really realistic one with the 5 year old blonde girl and the space theme. That was beyond the pale. So I don't see them the same anymore.
>>225772129People only call it pedo because they found her attractive and it confused their brains
>>225772078oh no that's gonna be agonizing to not experience at all
you'll never see neat stuff like this on /cum/
>>225772153I think they knew the market
>>225772119right because NYC, boston, new haven, Camden, philadelphia, newark, and springfield dont exist on the east coast
>>225772120Who is talking about going back in time? I just like classical music
how the fuck did my guitar strap get stuck under the wheel of my chair if I never lifted it
>>225772202>>225772202>>225772202>>225772202
>>225772179I could have seen Sibelius' Finlandia/Beethoven Eroica for free today, but did not, and I somewhat regret it.
