Brahms editionprev >>225770124
WE ALL BURNED DOWN THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAMBLIN HOUSEit died with an awful soundFUNKY CLAUDE was runnin in n outpullin kids out the groundWHEN IT ALL WAS OVERRRRRRwe had to find another plaaaaacebut since tiiiime was runnin outit seemed that we would looose the race
>>225772205why didn't you?
drinking milk
>>225772259enjoy
>>225772266
>>225772246Would have had to register yesterday and drive a ways
>>225772284
corr would pee in her butt
>>225772284please don't post porn. My kids are around.
my kids are swimming up your sister's tubes
Just how many exes did the man from Texas have?
OMG the poo poo pee pee man situation is CRAZY
>>225772284>Is this really too much to ask for?yesi just put picrel in a water balloon and play pretend
C++ > Java
>>225772331>my LAAAAWD
>>225772336i miss poopoo peepee anon
>>225772335back in the stone ages of the 1900s, it was normal to have many romantic partners
it should be illegal for people to have to leave for bon agricultural work earlier than an hour after sunrise
>>225772343is it 2005who askedwho cares
>>225772389are you a farmer?
Umm benis?
>>225772355not for the likes of me it wasn't!
>>225772398Benis milk
>>225772396I’m a (You) farmer
>>225772418
one day cities had to install traffic lights at every intersection.
might watch some anime
dont pee on me
>>225772474*cums on your face*
>>225772474just went, so no worries there chum
i rate this 6.5/10
https://youtu.be/6ZJLSvS0c-4
>>225772504this is a cammy genral
which gal's more masher-friendly?
>>225772534Cam
>which gal's more masher-friendly?
goddamn i love black chicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5OSXXjcrg
Don't forget to do the LTG poses every morning
SALAD DODINGASS SMELLING
hi :D
CALORIE THIEVINGLARD GARGLING
>>225772584CRISCO BATHINGHUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO
something is wrong with my body desu.
workout done
>workout done
>>225772603you don't look like that
>>225772613I look like that
>>225772613delete this picture of me right now
>>225772627you look like this
>>225772630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZNZHGc8dV4
>>225772631just a fuzzy little guy
the more i work out, the more i realize i share a body type with jason. mortifying. but the work goes on.
me? adhd + chronic procrastination
>>225772694for me it's insanity
>>225772694Could be internet addiction....
>>225772698say something crazy that you feel sincerely about
Time for cereal, a shower, and bed.
>>225772714hawaiian pizza is good
>>225772714Women should cuddle with me
>>225772725>shower, and bedcan i join you?
twenty days in the gray quartertwenty days in your bitchsometimes the dwarven spectres come for me
>>225772754You can't shower with other men.
women own me cuddles
>>225772782what if it's 1 woman and 1 man?
>>225772782wrong
goodnight
>>225772790hey gayboy, I think you got the wrong thread/brit/ is 2 doors down
just got back from costco
>>225772894did you get a glizzy?
>>225772910it was closed
>>225772924costco has fallenmillions must die
must suck being gay when you like a man but knowing there's 0% chance he's gay.
>>225772819Good night bud
>>225772943hows it different from knowing a girl is out of your league?
good morning and happy monday cummy cuties:) lets have good Microsoft and Alphabet reports this week for big money gains you fucking trannies
>>225772971shouldn't you be out rioting?
>>225772966you can always get money to make them like you. Not the same with another man.
>>225772835That is a cute foidjak on the upper leftWould
Who told you you can fish here?
>>225772998God
>>225773062i look like this
True story
nth for MEGA FART
>>225773072You actually look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyTruRHZsFQMISTER CAN YOU TERR ME WHERE MY ROVE HAS GONEHEEEEE'S A JAAAAPANESE BOOOOOYYYY
>>225773113nigga you can't just doxx me like that bro
I met her in a club down in old SohoWhere you drink champagne and it tastes Coca ColaC-O-L-A, Cola
>>225773139>her
>>225773122True enough in 1800
>>225773122Z-tier bait
As far as I know I've only met one Jew in my entire lifetime
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP PUTTING THIS FUCKING DOGSHIT IN ALBUM PLAYLISTSFUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF
>>225772978i should be fucking your jeet motherthat hungry dalit bitch
>>225773190good one abdul
>>225773179I spent a lot of time in hospitals growing up and like half the doctors were jews
I might learn to snowboard
>>225773179Same though you could barely tell he was one
Shocked nobody in the U.S has tried to get Kudzu products off the ground given it's a beloved delicacy over in Japan and Korea
how many of you look like this?
>>225773237that's funny, i was just thinking about learning to surf. i skateboarded as a kid, and i swim to keep in shape. seems like a logical pairing that would be fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO8rigyBaPw
>>225773258what is it?
Approximately 95% of Canadian-born residents know how to swim
been eating beans lately and boy have I been pooing
>>225773304>what is it?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KudzuInvasive vine from Asia that's devastated the American South
>>225773372Indians dont know how to swim?
>>2257734021 in 5 newcomers don't know how to swim
I was a self-taught swimmer
lain thread on the 'log
Idi Amin was INNOCENT!
>>225773385so do you drink coffee or what???
sakura on the /tv/ log
Gock talk hour
This thread is all mine now
Anyone who believes in accelerationism should be shot in the head
>>225774347is that why it sucks now?
>>225774431No its because you started posting
Real leaf hours
>>225774347Not so fast!
might betray my friends in /cum/
uh hello?
>>225774762wow i do look like that and say that
Tips for getting a cute Mexican gf as un gringo flaco?
>>225774869bee yrslf
i miss jason
HAHAHAHAHA
>>225775232Who doesn't love to laugh? But this villain takes it too far.
Farted and it sounded like Pacman dying
That was a lie but it made me laugh twistedly.
Watching anime
>>225775353https://youtube.com/shorts/PjTpBPPP0qA
>>225775428Performing brain surgery on Yui to make her less stupid
>>225774125gock tuah
Is that a grain of rice in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
>>225775968
>>225774869Simplemente sé tú mismo
I don't want to work today can't we all stay home and recreate jackass scenes?
>>225775968lol
Did you sneeze into your panties or are you happy to see me
>>225776040i call dibs on being bam
>>225776131I’m already bam
>>225776131>>225776138Ok but I'm danger aaron in mouse trap so one of you guys is gonna need to throw a primed mousetrap and my balls
Yeah I'm dutch*hearty chuckle*Pennsylvania dutch
>>225776163how bout a pipe bomb to the balls?
EatSleepRape Ray PeatEatSleepRape Ray Peat
>>225776753why are you raping ray?
idle hands are the devil's workshop
30 minutes feels like enough work for one day
it’s like trying to find a jeet in a poop stack
Is it too early for a second beer?
>>225776817#PufaGang
>>225772202Dear mutts. None of you are unique. A mutt is a mutt. There's more difference between two people from neighboring villages in any third world country than a mutt from the east coast and another from the west. Stop acting like you're different. You ain't. You might be after thousands of years but for the time being stop pretending.
Dom-mmmm-inoes
>>225777898Why is Vermont labeled New Hampshire and New York labeled Vermont? Also based that New Hampshire was the one outlier.
>>225777898Oh wait, New Hampshire is labeled "assachussets"Fuck you nigger those are fighting words
>>225778208Where's your n-word pass? Don't you know it's the big 26 and not 1867? Get a bus and catch the fuck up. Racism ain't fly no mo.
youtu.be/zSTuUKWCmwwdecantering from such a height
>>225778564walled ah pooch
i look like this
Leopard 2 finally in game. Haven't tried it yet, though, been too busy for vidya
>no posts in over 15 minutesWAKEY WAKEY /cum/
why did white people bring in 6 million indians
checked the local spca for early morning sadness
Alright, redditjeet online! Who else here this morning, /cum/ roll call!
Reminder that white heterosexual men won.
its the white mans fault when you really think about it.. why do you think fiji is half indian
>>225779352Trvke that enrages (and sexually arouses) the jeet
Current circumstances show all indications of me having to make coffee in less than 5 minutes.
>>225772202Brahms has some good stuff (I can't name any off the top of my head but I know he does)However I'm a Baroquefag, more into Telemann, Scarlatti, Bach and Galuppi than Romance era slop. Although there's a special place in my heart for Chopin and his cheeky Nocturnes
youtu.be/5pyhBJzuixMfor me, this recording of satie, my favorite classical work
>>225779824You link don't work, Playboy.
>>225779901Works for me
>>225779323New Heaven reporting for doody sir
>>225779307
>>225780137>There are browns in Connecticut nowGrim.
>>225780137Alright cool, we got redditjeet and a troon with painted nails! Who else in /cum/ today?
>>225780194Is the pre-bogging Erin Moriarty?
>>225780207>>225780227That was a japan flag poster who claimed to be female from years agoAnyways new haven is a shithole filled with niggers and ricans.
As a West coaster I can't believe stories of New Orleans England being shit. Whenever someone tells me somewhere like CT, NH or Maine is a shithole I cannot believe them. NEW England is the Promised Land, the place we go to finally escape endless browns.
>>225779313At least they'll be well cared for. Unfortunately none of the humane societies I've ever been to have had the staff to really play with all the animals all the time
No woman should be over 5'3". There's just no reason for it. What would the world benefit if this girl was a foot taller? Nothing. Ridiculous.
>>225780400>New Orleans England
>>225780400>>225780513Autocorrect got him fucked up fr
>>225780400>new england>escape endless browns
>new orleans england
>>225780400Our cities are diverse "shitholes"The towns are nice
>>225780513New England. This stupid autocorrect
Smol women are best
>>225780596That's just about everywhere. Small town america is still predominantly white
>>225780636She's not looking at the camera because she has a busted face. Probably had more to do with her being self concious than her height tbf
>>225780666Cetto, fratmBut why would a woman ever be self conscious about her height? Women don't need to be tall, only men.
America will be 2% white by 2050 and all the remaining whites will vote for barron trump to own the libs and send the illegals back o algo
>>225780691>But why would a woman ever be self conscious about her height?Women are extremely self-conscious about their height, to an almost psychopathic degree like manlets. The only difference is men still want to fuck them so it doesn't come out as much.
>>225780737YWNBAN, Jose
>>225780866Steamed his beans
I hide all threads having to do withJapanBrazilKoreaNo good threads exist about these places. Weebs and attention-starved Macacos hold no interest for me. Also whenever some Latam or Eastern euro shithole starts talking shit about America, I hide those too. Like, dude, you don't even have running water and you're talking shit about us lmfao
>Trump’s Census Bureau is proposing to REMOVE questions about race and ethnicity on the 2030 census.This is their solution to white discontent: simply hiding how non-white the country actually is. This proposal needs to get major pushback.
Why is this bean trying so hard
>>225780959
>>225781010He's been doing this gimmick off & on for like 2 weeks now
>>225780636landwhales btfo
The time to be serious is now.
the ccp's "great firewall" blocks reddit, twitter, and wikipedia but does not block 4chan
>>225781018most chinese tech rn is useless AI slop. they were showcasing AI light bulbs as if you can’t already hook grok up to that shit
>>225781102Skinwalkers
>>225781097Yeah, I can confirm this. Very odd, but you can't post without a pass because of cloudflare.
>>225781018I like these memes even though they're really mean
>reddit, twitter, and Wikipedia This is how the ZOG gets infected in your brain
>>225781178good thing 4tran and discord are safe
the brightest flames go out the fastest*flaps arms and runs circles around the gas station*
>>225781484What a quirk chungus
>>225781146oh, right, cloudflare is google
>>225781178Wikipedia is great though
Good morning I hate Telus
When someone knocks on my door late at night I stand at the door and wait until they turn around and start to walk away before answering the door so that they have their back to me and I can quickly stand my ground if needed
>>225781882I suffer in america
>>225781953TacticalAnon
If you have people knocking on your door late at night, you're doing something wrong
>>225782070For me it's constant text messages
I regret to inform you all that good friend of the thread fk had passed
>>225782258RIP, he was only 40 something, so young...
Broadsword or metal pipe
urge to throw a hand grenade into traffic rising
>>225782457As is your 2nd Amendment right
north korean tank commander reacts to the ethan klein situation
new Carrie actress is a white canadian and her love interest is some canadian aboriginal injun mutt. i’m relieved he’s not ‘american’
>>225782669>she's supposed to be an ugly autistic femcel freak>looks like a stacy-liteMany such cases
Ohio is an autocracy ruled by a rapist gangster Jew pedophile (Leslie Wexner)
>>225782786>Jew pedophileWhy did you repeat yourself?
>>225782786All jews are pedophiles
Does anyone here have any experience with flow-through suppressors on the IWI Zion? Specifically with the 12.5" barrel. Did you end up fucking with the buffer weights or charging handle at all or is the low back pressure design enough not to over-gas the rifle?
>>225782824Women will be like: "this isn't true, only ugly bald short incels think this"And not even begin to see the irony of that statement
>>225782875Buddy, your little pea shooter isn't gonna stop russian bvlls and putler from conquering your entire country and changing its pronouns to was/were
>>225782926Very homosexual post
>>225782926You really should keep your cuck fetish to yourself. Literally no one asked you to share it. If you have a humiliation kink then I want no part in it.
I can't warm up my coffee cuz my mug is made of metal so I have to drink lukewarm 'fee like a cuck
Fbi agents fired and arrested for covering up the Biden laptop story. Wow
>They will agree to what the problem is but then turn around and tell you it's not that badSo tiring.
Let's brainstorm. My coffee cup is metal. How can I warm up my coffee in the microwave without breaking it?
>>225783364Most countries are ran by sex criminals. All billionaires are pedophiles and sex pests. Whatever you're mad about is nothing but a distraction.
Vomited and it tasted like chemicals
>>225783364its becoming normal
>>225783364Meanwhile these exact same people will claim fraternities or male workplaces are rape factories and suddenly not care about whether it's an epidemic or not
>>225783423If someone held a loaded 12 gauge Mossberg to my balls and told me to find Estonia on a map or they'd fire, I would be singing soprano by dinnertime. Why are you here? Nobody knows anything about your "country", you are completely irrelevant and yet you chime in with your opinion like you're a /cum/god. Why don't you go.... Uh.... See? I don't even know enough about your country to have a stereotypical view of what you should be doing. Go bother some Europeans or some shit.
>>225783422Boil water in a bowl in a michaelwave. Take it out and put the cup with coffee inside the boiling water bowl. The heat will equalize and heat up your coffe in minutes thanks to the metal cup. This is an old trick of heating up canned food by putting it in boiling water I learned in the military, otherwise you'll fry the fuck out of it if you heat it directly.
>>225783516Again with the weird BDSM fantasies. Just stop dude, no one wants to read that shit. I'm not kink shaming it's fine to like what you like, just not the time nor the place for it.
The Brazilian hasn't posted since Lula was elected
>>225783518That's not a bad idea and I'd totally do it but I'm at work and don't have a bowl. All I have is a microwave, my metal cup of coffee and a plastic bag
>>225783516Estonian is one of the easiest countries to find, it sticks out
>>225783588Probably tongue kissing the wailing wail with milei and flavio
>>225783628I'll have to take your word for that, Laddie Buck
foid tried to tell me hypergamy isn't real because she wants to fuck famous movie star Nathan Fielder
This trashy British girl told me she wanted to do "tha bum-dance wiv ya cream stick", but only if I gave her a "cheeky tenner"
>>225783661sounds like she confused looks hypergamy with actual hypergamy.
It's too late. I've finished my coffee and it was lukewarm to the last. There's no more. It's over.
>>225783661Remember when they were saying hypergamy wasn't real because they liked Haaland who isn't handsome? (just tall, athletic, rich & famous)
>>225783615I would suggest not heating up the plastic bag under any circumstances as that'll most likely release a bunch of nanoplastics and other nasty shit that'll stay in your balls forever. If you don't mind the arcing you can heat water in the metal cup directly. Just be careful so it doesn't overboil.
What's this?
hello
>>225783792Is it me you're looking for?
>>225783790That AI account was always getting recommended to me on IG a while back but I don't see it anymore, too much coomer in the recipe I guess
woke up at 12 pm award
Only 11 minutes until your first post, nice
>>225783979Meant for my good pal, anon, here >>225783901
CITIZENS OF /cum/I BRING GOOD NEWS! MY PHONE ISNT BROKEN, THE CHARGING CORS WAS, I HOT A NEW CORD AND NOW ITS VHARGING PERFECTLY AND I DONT HAVE TO GET A NEW PHONE!
Throwback to the time some janny RO started tweaking out on me for giving him some M855 rounds as a gift and he shot through his shitty mild steel poppers with it. After that the retarded "no military rounds" sign was put up. Don't shoot green tip at steel then fucktard.
>>225784125Might need a new keyboard thoughbeit
>>225784143Hee heeYes, none of Jupiters gifts come without cost, I'm afraid
Sharted again award
I was gonna let you guys in on a secret, but I forgot what it was
>>225784228me after the TBI I got from blast injury back in 2018
Anybody else see the moon last night? looked cool as fuck
>>225784290Yes
Finally cleaned the like 10 plates from my room
I'll clean your bussy plates
>>225784556Cockroaches must be disappointed
there are bugs in my rice :(
Drink Scotch whiskey all night longAnd die behind the wheelThey got a name for the winners in the worldI want a name when I loseThey call Alabama the Crimson TideCall me Deacon Blues
>>225784775Perfect for hitting those protein macros
>>225784775There are sometimes bugs in a bag of barley
went to a halloween event over the weekend and had way to much weed and alcohol and general street fair food and my stomach does not feel good producing some seriously unholy shits today
who won the brapzilian elections?
>>225785111Lula
>>225785111China
>>225785111love won
>>225785111Donald Trump
>>225785174gock won THO
toil wants me to come in almsot 2 hours early and still work until closing on the busiest, most frustrating day of the week. Thatd be almost 10 hours I said fuck no
>>225784942Hey, nineteenThat's 'Reeeeeetha FranklinShe don't remember the Queen of Soul\hard times befallenThe sole survivorsShe thinks I'm crazyBut I'm just grooooooowin' OOOOOLDDDDDHEY NINETEEN
>>225785270Get their asses
Neighborsteins are building something. I wonder if they got tired of me making noise
jerking off feels like an achievement
Filo morte
Poop penis
>>225785744Says alot about you that you view making your self ejacualate some kind of achievement
NEW>>225785834
>>225785744Achievement unlocked: The harder they /cum/
