Turd cutter editionprevious >>225793782
Alan Dershowitz joins the GOP. Main reason; Israel. Prediction on my part, as more of these zionist jews join the GOP they will use their money and influence to turn it even more pro-gay, pro-immigration and “anti-racist” than what it already is while still retaining its core ultra zionist stance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RO7K4W-c9g
Just did an enormous spew poo.
>new thread>convo diesEvery time.
Chainsmoker cat
today i ate toast with pb, ramen, pizza and pretzels
>>225797440i use these things on a somewhat regular basis. they don’t help at all, they’re for talking down people from suicide. if that’s not you they just pass the buck on to some other unhelpful resource. it’s nothing that can be talked through
>>225797463https://youtu.be/Ea1eWarxdxQ
>>225797512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ4JERVhYVQ
thinking about rings of power actually makes me feel bad. no other piece of media has been able to elicit this response from me. usually if something is bad im able to either laugh at it or forget it but when I remember that amazon paid a billion to desecrate the IP I feel something akin to disgust
>>225797512I will never stop being mad. What a waste
Leafs use weird spellings like "colourize"
think the capitalist system should be abolished
>>225797524wha bad about it?>>225797571very black metal-codedcurrently lissenin to burzum
why do white Canadians look like this
>>225797591i think you need to get a job
>>225797493it's the same for me. nobody understands it. i'm glad it's not a common experience but it's hell being prisoned by your own brain. on top of already being pathetic, i lost my job, my dad died, i pushed away the only woman who cared about me, and i might have some kind of lifelong illness. words don't help anymore.
>>225797620i have a job
>>225797451Cyberpunk ass country
>>225797613>currently lissenin to burzumBased.Currently I'm listening to Metallica but I've got some noisey war metal queued up.
>>225797618Is this Chris Hargensen?
>>225797641ya can't polish a turd!
>>225797629you having a stroke anon?>>225797647yes
>>225797626Do you work doing back-breaking manual labour in a minimally-regulated steel mill in the 1920s by any chance?
>>225797641She was ripping down Titney posters
>>225797657i work in facilities
i fink the use of capitalism as an ideology is overstatedlike, its not a teleological construct with aims in mindit just seems like the natural way an exchange-based society evolves when you move from millitaristic hierarchies of lords presiding over largely agricultural societies to democracies where production no longer depends on land but industrialization and service sectorpropa mindbogglin' dat wunisnt capitalism justdemocracy?
>>225797667what does that mean?
>>225797677You're right. It's crazy how basic this is, yet so many people don't get it.
>>225797678generators, electrical, HVAC etc
>>225797677>production no longer depends on landIt does though
>>225797662vile antisemitic hate crimethe ADL has been notified
The Brewers might just sweep wtf
corrr burzum filosofem relly hits diffrent wen interrupted mid-song for an urgent message advertising the abu dabi hinton hotel
>>225797709breweries do get dusy
One time when I was drunk & with some buddies I took a fat shit in a school field. It was in the middle of the night of course. I just thought it was funny to imagine the kids coming out for gym next day's first block & just going "EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" hahahahahaha. I left the tissues I used to wipe my ass lying around too.
>>225797723You are going to get charged with a sex crime now!
>>225797714of course! listening to burzum on shrooms! while didn't I think of that before! now, that promises entertainment!
>>225797723is your name rajesh by chance
that inning was hilarious
>>225797491>Röökikissa :DDD
>>225797714I have Burzum's entire discography in mp3 320 on my phone.
>>225797747anyone remember that guy posting here earlier about how one of his college classmates put a slide with this meme in his presentation?
>>225797752Why? It doesnt sound good
>go to fast food restaurant>ask for "serviettes">jeet behind the counter has no idea what I'm talking aboutGod damn it.
Watching JoJo Part 4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC_9nc4QOgQ
real talk, should i start eating lunch at work? i never eat breakfast. i pretty much only eat dinner + ice cream (which is probably something like 1500 calories). there's a good chance i'll start to gain weight if i eat lunch + dinner + ice cream.
>>225797486/cum/ has been very slow recently, like nearly dead even during peak hours.
>>225797709best team in the AL
>>225797763Varg invented & perfected black metal.>>225797775It's the time of year I guess.
I love that sort of North European ambient. You guys ever play Northern Journey? That is one autist's dream game, an amazing work of janky ambiental immersion. And the soundtrack he made himself is great, and much like varg's stuff.
>>225797766Jeets are like chatbots, the second you leave the regular script they have no idea how to respond.
>>225797774you need to eat 3 meals a dayit's not healthy if you don't
i guess its an overstatement to say capitalism is democracy especially as you can have more or less capitalism in authoritarian countries. i guess i was just finkin' dat like the difference between feudalism and capitalism isn't some ideology but the change in hierarchical structure of society. its based on economic liquidification.>>225797697yeh i guess the difference is the nature in which land in this hierarchical structure but i fink der is a difference in the sense that in industrial society land is not inherently valuable for a lot of businesses. like you want the land to do the business on but the land isnt the value itself. which is different from like farming and udder natural resources. the landowner doesnt have as much power in that sense because there is a factorization of the land itself different from what the land is used for. if they are mutually dependent then landowners have all the economic power. which is no longer true if its separate
>>225797766Are you in Quebec?
>>225797774You should have ice cream at work too
>>225797803No I'm a BC boy born & raised.
link to your predicted theme song to the year 2027
>>225797795fuck that>>225797808desu i might make some cookies or something to go along with it. right now, i honestly don't even mind the hunger all that much (it doesn't really bother me). i just like eating. i like tasty food, but right now i'm lucky if i get it more than once per day. if i do decide to start eating lunch, i'll probably make a few different types of sandwiches. maybe some burritos here and there.
>>225797822a whole year? I have more like seasonal theme songs each year, but I do listen to music constantly
>>225797822https://youtu.be/TEkvoOlqRcc
in 2025 i was still alivein 2026 i got my kicksin 2027 i'll go to heaven
>>225797822https://youtu.be/NNv2RHR62Rs
>>225797813Hate to defend the brown horde but I don't think many would know what a serviette is
I still have spray paint can paranoia
>>225797834I'll bet that what Trump had to say was funnier, at least that's my impression of Trump
>>225797844For what purpose?
>>225797839>new avengers movie>new grand theft auto gameBIG year for mexicans
>>225797840You're just a clueless zoomer untethered to his culture I guess. That's assuming you're Old Stock, which you probably aren't.
>>225797839time travel and multiverse mean none of those deaths matter they'll just respawn in the next movie if not next scene
>>225797839kek deez nibbas sayin avengers darker den like schindlers list or countless udder darker shitwhat bizarre delusionalization
>>225797858Not him but my dad always calls them that and ethnic servers usually have no idea lol
Why is Leonardo such a basket case?
I'm in tears from reading the new /brit/, and that's just 30 posts
Man how is my phone still charged when I fell asleep on the couch last night
>>225797850>>225795522>>225796103
>>225797858I know it means napkin you pretentious twat
is the strait open yet?
>>225797822We're about to hit the drop on the A.I. roller coaster hill climb. 2027 is going to be insane as every normie who has been checked out on the issue realizes just how fucked we really are. https://youtu.be/HPE9a_epmWw?list=RDHPE9a_epmWw&t=22
My Halloween costume
>>225797899strait into your bussy
>>225797891federal informants listen through radiowaves inside aerosol spray cans because the resonance and innate aural properties of the can are ideal for spyingThey are listening with innocuous can placement Why would a previous owner leave a can then the new owner leave it on a stovethink think think think
>>225797901corr luv diss choonand the pusherWELLLLLI SMOKED A LOTTA GRASSSI POPPED A LOTTA PILLS
I like the song "Dance Hall Days" by the band Wang Chung
>>225797822https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjOeWiPZeZw
It's like snow on the beach: weird but fucking beautiful.
>>225797901>t. Jay Kay
>>225797923dude he's so sketchynigger tells me randomly his aunt has a $2,000,000 ranch in Colorado like I give a fuck.I don't like being near spray paint.it doesn't even have a fucking lid on.I learned my lesson to never talk to this retarded nigger...
Lana del Rey has some beautiful areolas.
>>225797942snow on the beach fucking sucks, it means there's a snow blizzard on and you shouldn't even be outside
>>225797662Exactly Straight up porn on the streets is cyberpunk as fuck
>>225797951doesn't she have bolt-ons?
bag my motherfucking groceries
>>225797956>he's never been at a major beach during a blizzardIt's awesome, I can tell you that for sure because I've done it.
>>225797970well you are Canadian and probably better used to extremely cold weather perhaps even genetically
>>225797949border crossings are manned by federal agents they are always manned and are chokepointsanyone mentioning us canada border crossings are extremely suspect, glowing, stops always happen to those who notice themwhy would someone mention bordercrossings or what happens in another country unannouncedyou can see the light flickering in the back of their retina, fucking liars are always lying
>>225797891You have the actual, real Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Specifically the one that leads you to fear contamination from harmful substances, leading to hours to days of manic ideation about the danger, and/or massive amounts avoidance.This will not get better on its own. You need to see a doctor and get a prescription for an SSRI such as Paxil, and then begin researching the types of mental defenses you need to deal with these episodes. It may comfort you to know that you can literally drink a tablespoon of spray paint and nothing especially harmful will happen to yourself. Knowing the actual, real doses of toxicity was very helpful for me in my management of OCD symptoms.
Need to fall asleep
>>225797839Are they killing off the old heroes to make way for newer more diverse ones? Thank the flying spatgemmi monster
>>225797989are you me??
burzum is great drug music, even tho I know varg would hate me for saying so. But then, he'd hate me for having brown eyes, too.
>>225797951naw dat bitch ugly af
>>225797998Yes
>>225797851Mexicans prefer DragonBall and King of Fighters
>>225797851You forgot the new Gears of War game too
i genuinely feel sorry for varg's kids like i dont fink hes a gud influence for dem havin' best start in life. the guy is a reclusive survivalist talkin to his older son in youtube videos about like ways to make money off the land and shidd and never get in debt and how future is fucked for everyone. i dunno, maybe it is but like i dunno, youre kinda cuttin' off the flower head before it even grane yet innit
>>225797998>>225798017samefag
>>225798004>I FEEL SO OLD
Linda Cardellini is a MILF
>>225798017this guy>>225798030Is a true believer
>>225797987>It may comfort you to know that you can literally drink a tablespoon of spray paintPhew, this single handedly cured me. Kinda...?Here’s the funny thing: it was just sitting there on the stove. No one sprayed anything on me, but for some reason, I felt like it had been sprayed on me or was on me. In reality, it was just sitting on the stovetop, and the guy put it out of my sight after I told him why it was there even. You’re right. I have mental issues.Brother, before this spray paint paranoia, I was paranoid for three days straight about bar soap from an Asian whorehouse.I don't know what's going on with my mind. Thanks for telling me that about spray paint.
>>225797973Janny deleted that in milliseconds, fastest gun this side of /brit/ (more like shit lol)
Do you use a snap cap when you're playing around?
>>225798029it's like in that Harrison Ford movie I kind of hate, the Mosquito Coast
are you ready for this year's turbo goyslop?
>>225798059Nu friday the 13th is dogshit
>>225798065wow i am just sitting her /cum/ming with my buds on a monday night and misses it
asked him to take meds and drink spray paint from a foreign country, likely an agentand he listened! he fucking listened! how can you let a border crossing agent influence you so obviously from the point of not learning anythingDeeply unwell individuals come to harm others without a single spark of humanity
>>225798075dah bih gah
>>225798065That's just Leonardo being a sperg
Mom burnt the bacon
>>225798075
>>225798088da bih tuuuhhh
>>225798064Everything in your post is classic symptoms of contamination fear OCD. OCD doesn't always manifest with rituals or being a clean freak. The version where you fear household cleaning projects or things like paint/gasoline/lead is a common and well known variant a doctor will be immediately familiar with. Your mileage may vary, but Paxil changed and probably saved my life.
>>225798080She posted her irl nudes on onlyfans
>>225798075the guy who singlehandely popularized goyslop is going schizophrenic over spray paint cans.the other anon is right about me.but he singlehandedly cured my paranoia.>>225798086wait wait wait. is anon lying to me???wtf man...fuck off, you're the troll ngl.
I like chewy bacon.
>>225798080>>225798099she also drew cuck porn of her being shared by her partner? husband? and its in the same horrible art style of her comics.imagine being her child in highschool
>>225798064You need to find the nice korean whores that use the milk pump soap
We don't call them gummies here, we call them chewies
>>225798080what if she had a pencil sharpener in her bagina
>>225798080Need dat
see? another one did it. they never knowthey can't even notice the metal vibrations they just insert a steel rod in your flesh without a single feelingyou can't see or touch it or feel it, but you can perceive itthey insert the rod then file down the ends, the protusions only can be seen if the light hits them just right but it's extremely rare nearly impossiblewhy do people listen to border crossing agents when they haven't even perceive their own intrusion rods or the metal vibrations? not a single spark of humanity
>>225798119False.
>>225798096The guy lied to me for months and months on end. He told me he got rid of it or that there wasn’t any spray paint left.I don’t give a fuck. I’ve known him for seven years, and I’ll never talk to him again. I spent too much money on him for him to lie about something as simple as a can of spray paint.I haven’t been to his house, which has a basement, because random people had been living there.Once they moved out a month later, he called me to talk or some shit.I do have paranoia about paint, but not about lead or gasoline.I’m a wood and brick kind of guy. I hate anything paint related unless it’s nontoxic to the human body.Like, I’ll eat wild mushrooms in a forest, but I’m paranoid about spray paint
Im canadian
Absolutely hit the wall
https://www.countrysidecravings.com/cinnamon-roll-cookies/want to make these
I'm increasingly favoring quitting alcohol for good and dedicating my fun time to psychedelics, along with eating more moderately, cause those do raise the blood pressure, but so too does boozing and overeating as a result of hangovers. I kind of like the new me and hate the impaired mental state when drunk
>>225798134It's a regional dialect
Two gay people call each other nazis: a history of american politics since 1945
>>225798146Grim
>>225798141that's illegal
>>225798146Feet look okay I guess
>>225798146really unappealing body shape
>>225798146I'm afraid to click this imagethe thumbnail is just staring at me..... menacingly
>>225798163I've never seen a White woman's body so built like an unattractive asian before, it's weird
>>225798152>>225798158>>225798163>>225798164I still would
Time to kick back and relax, watch anime etc
Just ate five timbits in rapid succession
>Singh Hortons
>>225798145the next step of enlightenment is being homeless and smoking fentanyl
>>225797899Yeah but you'll have to get through him and his friends if you want to make it to the other side x
>>225798164It does almost look like cp
>>225798177bleach ended todayit was excessively average and kind of forgettable but its worth the watch
>>225798177good post
Hey Janny you gonna do something about that or no
>>225798200Janny probably thought it was a tranny so he let it slide
I will now join your religion
>>225798146who is this yummy lisstle skank?
>>225798195i remember watching bleach back in the early 2000s
>>225798188it's not about enlightenment, it's about stimulating the old brain centers. And I've never done opiates, but just today a zoomer junkie asked me for change.
>>225798214Some leaf comic artist. Shes a mother of 3 in Nova Scotia and yet she uploads nudes on her OF. Still would
>>225798210I get these ads on Facebook all the freaking time
>using facebook Why?
>>225798228that's her? yikes
>>225798219this dude's got data centers in his brain wtf
>>225798228Yeah I'd give her four inches of the old you know what if you know what i mean
Gonna eat some kimchi ramen and then read my book
New "Elon 2028" committee pushes to change the Constitution so Musk can run for president
the jeets are screaming outside
>>225798248Books are for fagsWhat are you reading qt?
Going to watch anime then play with grokbot
>>225798259Elon chungus
>>225798217it ends with a callback to the original opening including a montage of different artstyles the anime used throughout the years. its a cool but pretty shallow throwback. if you havnt kept up the last 50 episodes are fairly self contained and can be viewed with only basic knowledge of the series and are fairly entertaining. will give you ~20ish hours of content to view at any rate
>>225798260they do that before marking their territory with curry sharts
>>225798263
>>225798248What book and can I rub your feet while you read
>>225798240
>>225798259that would retroactively make the obama presidency legitimate. eww
>>225798286>>225798283
>>225798259george washington was a gaijin
>>225798260I would shoot them.51st state when?Don't come for me INTERPOL.I just love the second amendment.maybe shooting jeets and seeing blood pouring out of their shitskin bodies would cure my spary paint can paranoia.sigh
>>225798276i'm way too old to be watching shonen anime
your bussy straight stinking up the whole room
>>225798296I look like this
>>225798304cant you get an sks?
>>225798304yeah?
>>225798313my agarthan aura cannot be contained
>>225798319nojust let trump buy Canada so every Canadian can legally own a gun.its not rocket science.
>>225798330you can legally own a gun get your license
>>225798325#YeetTheJeet
>>225798325I can't tell what you are
*coughs awkwardly*
>>225798339you are not wrong but I heard its hard
John McDonald > George Washington
>>225798361not likin' that phenotype sarge
>>225798361He's a racist cracka o algo
>>225798357are ya a fuckin convict? if not it's a course and a test and a background check.
>>225798361>McDonaldYou're never going to pass your citizenship test like that saar
>>225798361this the guy who made all those hamburgers?
>>225798374That was his nephew ronaldo
CEOsDoctors Engineers
>>225798361>>225798372>>225798374https://youtu.be/KwYGI8OjXvo
Only 78.5 % of india is hindu
>>225798396arr roke the same
>>225798371>>225798339these posts mount
>>225798389CEObros... we got too cocky
>>225798371what happens after thatI can shoot jeets that came here 2 years ago.
>>225798409i guess you could say he was laxed
>>225798409I raise you Sundar Pichai
>>225798418the only rhing that can stop a good leaf with a gun is a bad leaf federale with a gun
>>225798367He’s a pure Highland Scot
>>225798260my jeet neighbors were being noisy loiterers in the breezeway and they fucked off when I left my apartment to get something from my vehicle. They're pretty chill but pretty fucking annoying too.
>>225798428Gesundheit
Found a band aid in my bed. Can't remember the the last time I needed one
>>225798441i use them all the time
ate some shit and now my poo smells like shit too
>>225797451holy moly that ASS
Life is like that in a way. You stumble around, find a system that works, then it suddenly doesn't anymore, and you die
>>225798452'Member a few years back when every foid was wearing slayer tshirts? What even started that?
>>225798446Think I'm losing it
>>225798461How would you know?
need more youtube channels like this for epic visuals, cause Kane's gone Hollywood now
Dudes be 34 asking: “what’s the move for Halloween next weekend?”Bro go start a family
>>225798482https://youtu.be/teonOcW_m20
>>225798485Maybe meet a wife at a Halloween party?
>>225798485My kid lives 1200 miles away with her mom
>>225798493yeah nah, I'm sticking to the Burzum ambient mix
New Yorker cartoon
Spicy poo: outAnus: burning
>>225798503Doesn't matter just pack in the H1Bs
>>225798503what about those who are not married but still own a home
Should we ban smartphones? And maybe the internet?
>>225798506Okhttps://youtu.be/cPnrJDywKD0
If I don't get a gf by the new year then Im asking out my 5/10 co-worker
we should ban taco bell because i have a problem and had it 10 times in the last week
Hey look its /cum/, isn't that cool?
>>225798524you should be in an apartment
>>225798536That's not even food. It's true goyslop
>>225798529The government could probably cripple the whole big tech surveillance capitalism model just by legislating much stronger privacy protections. It would gut their ability to monetize all this garbage
>>225798536Fatty
>>225798541ell chame
>>225798519the h1bs are inflating the fucking property values with their endless demand
I never had real Mexican tacos, only the goyslop version
>>225798537no, it's very childish name
>>225798530banger alert
>>225798536I had it like couple times.
I'm going to die
>>225798548wypipowypipowypipo dont be wearin dey coats inside dey house in da winter
>>225798540I am moving into an an attic/loft apartment in a rowhouse come the new year, won't have to pay rent cause my mom owns the place, there's a million things to buy and consider in the next few months
>>225798553only the goyslop version (Taco Bell).
>>225798553Mexican food in Canada sucks anyway, it's either garbage or extremely overpriced.
>>225798551Whites used to live 5 people to a 900 sqft apartment. We have passed peak prosperity and people should expect less
>>225798553I tried all the types of tacos on offer at a local authentic Mexican place, and unironically my favourite was beef tongue tacos
>>225798576I’m going to built a big house with two 5-bedroom apartments attached to it, so 10-20 serfs can pay my property tax and mortgage
i never like when i have to work again, but it does make the beer taste better after. oh, and all the money, if you're into that. ha
>>225798588based boomer
I'm gonna make myself the raddest food like tortellini w/ marinara, spagbol, enchiladas, butter chicken, aldi's pinsa dough w/ authentic capricciosa toppings...all of that is within my cooking skills and budget
>>225798596Foids claim to hate AI, yet they like & share these kitten videos, curious
>>225798596Is this real
We're gonna wake up one day and the entire Fortune 500 will be based in Hyderabad and Mumbai
>>225798639Scams can only take you so far
and you know for a person who has had a lot of eastern european peasantslop for dinner over the years, that's not nothing, being free of the insidious smell of sauerkraut that permeates the corridors of entire commieblocks here
BuzzballsSydney SweeneyPolymarket
why yes i am patiently waiting until the next thread to farm as many (You)s as possible, how could you tell?
I have heard of the Windsor Hum, and it might be spreading
well, jason?
>>225798674I heard some who live near data centers hear humming 24/7
>>225798714He's gone, let him go...
>>225798714I can’t fix her. It’s too late.
>>225798721Data centres*
>>225798596this shit is why pc parts have doubled or even tripled in price
Hey Google, can you put tin foil in the microwave?
I've noticed that all nu-Canadians mostly use American spellings
>>225798714she's still waiting for a silver haired multimillionaire chad to rescue her
Gonna die soon I think
Silver-haired Chad is dating girls in their 20s
semen
Sucking off Chad to learn what pussy tastes like
>>225798745because 4chan has spell checker
>>225798771Kate is drafting articles about how they are pedophiles for doing so
H3 cheating situation
Sucking off stacy to learn what dick tastes like
>>225798790waiting for reddit to reach a consensus about it so i can make a 20 minute rambling video repeating their opinions ad nauseam
>>225798639India's growth model is seriously challenged by AI
>>225798796Roof looks fucked, like it’s collapsing. Neighbour’s house also looks fucked.
>>225798790I bought a jacket from them years ago.Lot of ppl liked it.I stood out like oliver tree.it was basically oliver tree kinda jacketLOL
I wish I could shave the bones of the sides of my feet to reduce their width so I could wear normal shoes.
>>225798796i'm seeing some details in this photo that make me think 114k is too high
