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what do you see on the smell-o vision?
>>225812804Ponder the aroma of Brapzil
blackèd
>>225812804only smells
Ethan Klein
my dad has alzheimers. he sent me a text last month that read:>9>>> . Cbib b
I had too much rice at lunch now my stomach feels bloated
>>225812854My father had Alzheimer's when he died
shit nigga damn
Society always putting a nigga down
>>225812854My dad does not have Alzheimer's but is a boomer and texts like that. Literally does not know how any technology functions
Tell me some good new horror movies to watch. I watched that new movie called undertone. It was boring and lame.
Im ready to settle down
>>225812962i do not find horror enjoyable
>>225812962
>>225813001all me
>>225813001Still would
>>225812962late night with the devil was cozy
Have you ever been in love, /cum/?
what is the oneyplays situation?
>>225813146Hey called the burnt peanut the n word and groomed a viewer
>>225813168based
>>225813142One time. She called me needy
>>225813142no
>>225813142Yep still together since highschool
>>225813142Yes i met her in 2010 and have been in love wver sinceHer name?Fluttershy
Oh dear me. Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have, in what I confess was a most ghastly and undignified scene, pooed all over myself. Oh, this won't do at all.Jenny, darling, I require your assistance in the drawing room. Oh yes, it's quite urgent, my dear.
I was the star highschool QB before I got in a drunk driving accident that killed my friend and made me disabled
my life is a poo and a fart
>>225813333Digits confirm
>>225813333Quads of truthFlush yourself
>>225813333based
>>225813327gonna do a tour around the country giving lectures to highschool students?
Dying of NIGGER fatigue from my NIGGER job
How do I make myself more appealing to hummingbirds
>>225813410coat yourself in sugary water
>>225813401t tennis instructor for rich white wives
>>225813383I can't even leave my bed. I have to use the quadstick to play video games.>https://www.quadstick.com/
>>225813401How much of a brain let are you that the only job you could get is filled with blacks lmaoYou must be one knuckle dragging sumbitch
>>225813433So I should Jamboy out?
i attended two lectures in highschool of the touring straighten up and fly right genre. the second was more of a motivational speaker. first was an ex convict telling rather inappropriate stories about his time in prison. he was intending to scare us straight but it all came off as so over the top it was hard to believe a fraction of it was actually true. he basically watched that, now i forget the name of it, there was a prison drama television show at one point. like he took scenes from that and presented them to my highschool class as fact. the second guy had no arms. he played drums. told stories about having no arms.
>>225813327Man that happened at my school. I saw them again and they could barely speak
>>225813444your tongue must be very strong
this world is not my home
>>225813596Me too
Make the world your home
Was master chief a virgin
I asked the boss to send me home earlyJesus said it wasn't my time yet
>>225813688At what point in his story would he have had the time or opportunity to meet girls and have sex?
>>225813721There was downtime between games
>>225813445That's very racist of you to assume that a nigger job is a bad thing.
>>225813688I think in the original halo stories all spartans were sterile except the Spartan 1s who had kids before they were augmented
YouTube keeps recommending me femdom short videos
Why are you not playing Open CE or project reclaimer?
Master Chief was not only physically superior but also intellectually. He had mastered calculus by the age of six.
>>225813737Do you think Master Chief delineated periods of his own life as games?
>>225813777yes
Master Chief when he took off his helmet was described as having extremely pale skin, icy blue eyes, and a strong jawline.
>>225813766Never heard of those
Car broke down in a sundown town
Why didn't he bang Linda?
I deserve this
>>225813767in that case he never got pussy
Gonna have rockfish today mmmm
>>225813327CHAD BTFO
The books talk about this
Master Chief was a stone cold killing machine. The TV show version made him an emotional pussy and I don't consider this canon. It also made him swarthy and hispanic looking. It's not real Halo.
>>225813813He took off his helmet briefly in a cutscene and his eyes are blue but that was Halo 4 so idk if you even wanna count that
>>225813767master queef canonically hates math
I've been kind of going crazy on the magnesium, maybe I'm paying the price now
>>225813891No this is in the books and the comics.
>>225813877Nobody likes that TV show lol, it's completely forgotten about by everyone like that Sopranos movie
>>225813826It's a mod for halo 3 and CE. Has 128 multiplayer or coop support. Mod and server browser support.
>>225813912I know nigga, I'm just telling you the games canonized that shit too
played alot of halo 2 multiplayer and never cared at all about the story or lore
Did cortana and chief..
Master Chief did have a sense of humor though like in Halo 2 when he teleports onto High Charity and says "boo" to that grunt.
They're talking about uncslop again
>>225813956>being proud of being a mexicanAlright you do you anon
need cortana gf
Fuck Gaylo nigga. It's all bout sony baby
master chief was raped in the summer of 2552
>>225814012They made her ugly and a millennial hag in the newest game, you'll get that one
Got some little lime volcanoes
L'amour est un oisseau rebelle. Google itYou know it
>>225814051What level of respirator do you wear?
made some bread and butter
>>225814083Faggot
>>225814051contemplate the stench
>>225814063*oiseau
>>225814101Yeah what about it?
Activision owns Gaylo now. When can we expect cod gameplay and family guy skins
when will the hockeypeople solve the poo menace
>>225814076
>>225814083bread and butter ahh post
my review of this: very meh, nowhere near the level of buldak
>>225814144thought he mowed them all down in a zamboni machine before i read the title
>>225814144They'll let him stay, canada is indian territory at this point 1 indian life is worth 16 canadian lives
>>225814144Judges are unironically worse here than most politicians, it's so unfair a jeet driving a bigrig doesn't flatten their entire family
>>225814121Youre a fuckin disgrace, that's what
>>225814105It doesn't really smell like anything. But it is very hot. Calcium carbide smells like burning rubber when it get's wet, though, and the gas (acetylene) is highly flammable
>>225814227if i inhale those gases, will i experience a painless death?
>>225814227What are you doing fooling with such dangerous chemicals
Reb and vodka you here?
>>225814249It would be extremely painful.
>>225814183sending prayers for judge/lawman death
>>225814249It's just water vapor so no
may join the deathfat community
>>225814291you said it's highly flammable
>>225814252I'm not fooling around with anything. We use them in the steel making process.
>>225814312It's hard eating that muchPeople think they're lazy, in reality they are anything but
>>225814331you cant trust scientists
>>225814352then who should we trust?
>>225814331O right, the acetylene. You'd have to have enough of it to displace all of the oxygen in the air around you since it's a simple asphyxiant and not strictly toxic. Basically just suffocating yourself
>>225814413
>>225812962Malignant
>>225814385black women
>>225814453why?
>>225814431You can use it to make a cool lamp at least
>>225814486Trust*Claps*Black*Claps*Women*Claps*
>>225814511i know but why?
>>225814176How does this compare to a home cooked meal by a woman who loves you and isn't incompetent and retarded?
>>225814486basic human empathy
>>225814553"Why" is a racist and white supremacist concept.
>>225814553*Clapping intensifies*
>>225814553It's called being a fucking decent human being
ordered two foot long subs, large diet soda and a bag of chips and it came out to $50
>>225814564>>225814581>>225814586>>225814602what's happening here?
>>225814605I'm assuming you have a few friends over to eat all that with you?
Should I start a eceleb drama channel
>>225814624it’s not my job to educate you
>>225814605uberjeets is such a scam
>>225814663yeah we need a new leafyishere
>>225814564*ahem*
You're not a real American if you've never had Cherries Jubilee for desert.
>>225814605I really hope this is a meal for 2
>>225814741no offense but that sounds fucking queer
Cherries Jubilee is a classic dessert made with pitted cherries cooked in a simple syrup, flambéed with liqueur (traditionally kirschwasser, brandy, or rum), and served warm over vanilla ice cream.History and Origin• Invention: Created by the renowned French chef Auguste Escoffier.• Occasion: Prepared for Queen Victoria’s Diamond Jubilee celebration in 1897.
>>225814741what makes it american
Why do redditors pretend to hate American cheese slices
Last night I had a sex dream involving Inde Navarrette
>>225814741I ate this on a cruise ship once
>>225814783Performative acting is reddits raison d'être
>>225814783they hate black mold you gay retard cat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbfT4Jbcvuc
>>225814828WELCOME TO THE FOLD
fucked up how after this nigger life is over i’m going to nigger hell to suffer even more for infinite time
I feel loneliest when I'm with (you)
>>225814923You'll be going to the niggerblack oblinion, never to experience anything again.
>>225815006i could only be so lucky
fuck you
>Payback>Get the GringoI have discovered Mel Gibson kino
Guy at the liquor store stared at my right arm. Not sure what I did wrong
Sometimes I think about love then I remind myself that it's impossible for a woman to love me.
>>225815093same
Went hunting yesterday, almost got a doe, she was within 20 yards of me but a squirrel or something rustled in a nearby bush and scared her
>>225815093>>225815119Why don't we just become human beings? Then love might become available. What is actually stopping us?
>>225815093Women are retarded and unreasonable. One could easily fall in love with you by mistake
>>225814605i got the meal of the day meatball sub combo yesterday for $12.
I miss having a jeep there wasn't an annoying glare on the windshield
I'm gonna have to start doing therapy and probably get on some brain pills pretty soon. It's worth a shot. Can't keep living in pure anxious shit misery 100% of the time. Maybe I can get some pills that turn me into an actual NPC. That would be perfect.
>>225814837europoops use the same thing
i'm a failure and that's ok
stop feeling sorry for yourselves, zoomers
>>225815200I've been doing it for like 6 years and nothing has improved. They also said they had a benzo crisis so they couldn't prescribe me xanax
>>225815197>I miss having a jeepfirst person to ever say that sentence
>>225815155>spooked a squirrel not stealthy enough are you?
>>225815158There is something fundamentally wrong with me. I have trouble forming relationships with others and no woman (whom I would be attracted to) would ever be interested in me
>>225815302Squirrels will chase other squirrels or sometimes just run for no reason whatsoever
>>225815197Have you tried cleaning your windows?
>>225815158I am simply a coward
Squirrels in my neighborhood don't give a fuck. They'll see you driving near them and won't move. The HOA constantly cleans them up
does deer meat even taste good or do hunters just pretend to like it
>>225815383I like it
>>225815383yup. the meat is very lean, tho. venison is great for stews
Civilization continuing is the bad ending
>>225815364It's a new car it doesn't need clean windows
>>225815485It will end eventually
>>225815071>>PaybackMake sure you watch the right version of this, there are 2 entirely different cuts
>>225815418Another day in this AI simulation called trump's America
I am a million pieces of the skyI found a way to be aloneI'm gonna wait until you want meUntil you finally decide to go home
>>225815490Never had this problem then. What car is it?
>>225815510God I hope so
my mayor just passed a motion to close several streets around the city on halloween. i think it's a great idea. kids should be out getting candy on halloween like we used to.
>>225815576We could maybe survive for trillions of years if we harness the energy of a black hole, but it will end
Wild how people will blame cars for cities being unlivable, but not 'groids
>>225815640Both are bad
Americans (Black) are so fat that the parents just drive the car slowly down the street watching their kid go door to door instead of walking with them.
>>225815563Corolla
>>225815640Modern leftism is just ignoring the elephant in every room
>>225815640Black people were fine until the CIA force-fed them crack cocaine and rap music
Have you ever noticed that there are like 20 million kids that come out of a bus stop? I had like maybe 5 in my neighborhood growing up
>>225815668Like why do we pretend like 30-50% of every single major American city didn't get reduced to unlivable no go zone rubble in the mid 20th century and we aren't living in the post apocalyptic dystopian times
>>225815711they shortened the amount of stops and theres less bus drivers in general. so they just drop them all off in a general area and make them walk the rest of the way.
>>225815743Because being racist is unironically worse to their morality framework than being a rapist, criminal, murderer etc.
>>225815670How were they fine? Did they commit less violent, sexual and property crime back then?
I agree with all your points but I just support chuds in their current form.
>>225815640People of Crap love cars. They even invented a slang term to signfiy their love for the automobile, the whip
>>225815803That makes sense. I waited for like 20 minutes at one stop
>>225815337>for no reasonThey're trying to mate or fighting over a nut probably
>>225815866So?
>>225815806Brilliant tactic, really. They have made being labeled "racist" the Ultimate Sin while simultaneously removing all meaning from the word so that it can mean whatever they decide it means at any given time.
>>225815888I mistyped it, I meant to say "sometimes they will run for no reason whatsoever"
>>225815838
Dubs and we get boots on the ground in Iran
>>225815899Yeah, just look at leftist in-fighting. It is 100% them accusing each other of not being ideologically pure enough and trying to shame each other with labels.
>>225815640Black people caused car-based infrastructure in the US. People moved out of walkable city neighborhoods to suburbs because of crime
>>225815948Yeah.
I'm at the gym
>>225815982does it have a sauna you can meet men in?
>>225815948>CrimeThey moved because of white flight and not wanting to live around blacks, not because of crime
>>225815982When will you go to the Jane?
>>225816000Yes anon, and WHY didn't they want to live around Blacks?
>>225816000True. The many problems caused by black neighbors are not just limited to crime.
You will never have Mr. Zuck's style and classy demeanor.You are not even 1/10th of the man he is Keep seething,Meta is the future
>then for no reason at all, all the White people moved away
>>225816040His post faceberg life is actually likable. All he seems to do is play with his children and do martial arts
Do you know how fucking brave you had to be to be a black criminal before the civil rights era? Hell, even during it. Police routinely set up any blacks they wanted for crimes whether they were innocent or not. You could get blamed for a crime just for being black and being in the area where the crime occured and end up in prison for decades. To actually BE black and purposefully do crime took balls the size of an Irish broads ass. Not to mention police tuned up whoever they wanted with impunity back then, you could catch the beating of your life if a cop was just having a bad day and you were black and looked at him wrong. No body cams, no oversight committees, and juries blindly believed police back then,. And everybody was on the same page anyways
>>225816070Glowie post
>>225816040just bought more land
I'm at the hip abductor and it hurts my balls cause it's too tight
>>225816070Just submitted an anonymous tip to the FBI for this post. You're getting a visit tonightHope it was worth it chud
>>225816089I don't think most criminals think things through
Diarrhea is funny
AI has been a net negative for humanity
>>225816126I have to fight women at the gym just to use that one
Explaining hypergamy to my nephew
>>225816183True that
>>225816139Even the dumbest criminal who grows up in that kind of environment knows what's up
>>225815982what are you doing there?
I am attracted to women
>>225816210Lifting weights
>>225816177I still miss grok pre-October 2025
>Brazil’s Bolsonaro flees to U.S., defying court order to hand in passports, sources sayL O L
I am going to write an angry email to Tim Burners Lee, explaining how the world-wide-web is responsible for societal destabilization and that it is completely his own fault.
>>225816211Can I sleep with your mom? I promise to bring a condom.
>>225816325He was robbed
Woke up at 4:45 award
>>225816362She's taken
>>225816384Grim
>>225816325it's pretty thirdie coded that whoever loses an election in south america just gets thrown into a detention camp prison
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793130925245669.mp4
refuse to vote
Some clown in another thread described the taste of green tomatoes as "bitter like pickled cucumber"... So PICKLES, you absolute muppet?
>>225816391Taken a shit
>>225816405Bolsonaro Sr. and Jr. should both be executed
>>225816405I mean Lula was literally in jail before the supreme court just went "nu-uh" and let him out again. Idk why people act like Brapzil is a civilized country.
>>225816325
>>225816435Did you know that kimchi is just pickled cabbage?
>>225816089Blapipo anatomically can't conceive of the future or the consequences of their actions. Is a turtle brave for crossing the highway?
>>225816477Another fun act from the Orient.
>>225816477It's a bit more than that, they use shellfish and other stuff
>>225816469How is Rubio not embarrassed
>>225816481The only thing they understand is force and force was legend on back then. Nobody felt sorry for them and they had no recourse
There's controversy at the World Wrestling Championships because a female American wrestler intentionally poked another wrestler in the eye so badly that she had to give a medical forfeit. The offending wrestler was disqualified
>>225816449Not willing enough to make their thirdie shithole a slave factory for globalists?
>>225816496I thought it was something deep. Same with borscht which is just beet soup
Bibi is going to win the Israeli election
ramen is just noodles and water
Losing weight (not intentionally) but abs are fucking great now
>>225816559Oh you're one of these types. Grim, very grim anon. Any other pro-Israel thirdies you like?
I accidentally had Mexican Sesos the other day and puked God damned beans bringing their Thirdie shit to the work potluck
It's still funny to me that Brandon had his CIA oust Bolsonaro sr. just to own orangeman. They really kicked out the most pro-American dick sucker in the region and gave it back to the BRICS alliance just to own drumpf lol
>>225816544Did you see that female boxer bite the other one on the head
>>225816665Bolsonaro is innocent
>>225816665Meds tranny, you should take them
>>225816613
>>225816518You're crazy if you think this wasn't arranged in advance. Trump will pardon himself and all his allies on his last day. Israel's election is more consequential
>>225816732This girl will be sucking dick for food and shelter during the Israeli Civil War
>>225816763Wir suchen dich!
>>225816732Her pussy was promised to me 3000 years ago
They're saying that Hila Klein is a Mizrahi that looks Ashkenazi while Ethan's side piece is an Ashkenazi that looks Mizrahi
>>225816732White women would be like this if they weren't feed 24/7 propaganda on how being white is evil
>>225816732she doesn't look jewish
When I get a wife I won't cheat on her because I'm not a piece of shit
>>225816716>pro-brazilian leftist brown talking about tranniesNigga that's your team
youtu.be/Lupb_NhUnwEas a kid i once asked my step grandfather to cook me some spaghetti, i go to eat it, and find, to great displeasure, that he used ketchup for the sauce. he said ketchup was the same thing. he didn't understand why i was mad and that made me madder
>White women would be more based if they were like Jews!What is with these golems in my /cum/. Ridiculous.
>>225816821Are you gonna kill yourself after the midterms or something bro? Your entire worldview looks to be falling apart.Take aliyah before it's too late!
>>225816834It's common knowledge Jews are mad xenophobic
The Brazilian poster never posts about politics
>>225816834>Wanting the women of your race to be proud and to repel foreigners is.... LE BAD
>>225816875He posts about inceldom, this is political
>>225816875His politics can be surmised from his self-identification as an incel
>>225816869>>225816886omg wow they are so basedest based based can I get a am yisrael chai right quick? unassailable, eternal, chosen...
>>225816863Why are browns so dumb?
Too many antisemitic leftists in this thread
>>225816922OH MY GOOD HEAVENS NO!
>>225816922The UK is one of the most buckbroken nations in the world and you have retards STILL calling it reactionary
>>225816820She'll cheat on you then for being a beta
>>225816941Antisemetic, misogyny and basic human empathy are just terms that have been ruined by leftists.
>>225816962>the based left secretly hates trannies o algoNigga do you even know what you are posting about?
>Hey man can I go inside your house and take all of your food without paying?>What? No fuck off.>Wow, you realize I'm in a tough spot and yet you don't lend a helping hand? Have some basic human empathy chud.
>>225817086Empathy is such a new-age gibberish word, there's a reason why they never like the word sympathy
>>225817077Are we not supposed to post based trad right wingers with arms around trannies or something?
>>225817135>call bolsonaro the most pro-american dick sucker around>he thinks I like him
I don't even care about American politics, i sure as shit don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about Brazilian politics
>>225817199Say Death to Israel
>>225817132People seem to just be using the word as a synonym for compassion or remorse. Just because I can understand how you feel and can share those emotions, doesn't mean I'm going to help you, or really feel bad for you.
bored again
>>225817253Death to Israel, the synagogue of satan, and ALL (yes ALL) annoying brown anons in /cum/ o algo
I like how Bolsonaro spent most of his campaign trying to prove he's not a American stooge only for him to flee to the US the moment he loses lol
brazil brazil brazil
>>225817323All South American erections are just pro-America vs pro-BRICs. It is a thoroughly raped continent.
Israelis are like Spartans
>>>/r9k/85839771made one
>>225816825>madderis this a real word?shouldn't you say more mad?
>>225817359Pederasts?
>>225817364Wow
NEW>>225817450
>>225817364jasonesque
The new-ish boss just fired a senior manager of 25 years on a whim for not being found productive enough at one of the many tasks that he does very well. Basically 50 people under him running like headless chickens for the next 18 months to come at least. To "save money". Pondering whether this job being really close and not making me want to eat a bullet is enough to make it a job I want to stay at
>>225816524They only understand force if it is staring them in the face, not if it means a policeman will chase them down later or bust their door in
>>225816620I accept your concession that Jewish politics are poison, but I don't see how that helps you score points.
>>225816665>to own orangeman.They did it for other reasons that you will never try to understand
>>225817974Don't you mean your concession?
