Cherries Jubilee EditionPrevious:>>225812781
Diabetes
>>225817450Ate this once on a cruise ship sub-edition
>>225817473I see you, Real One
This is a Brazilian general, you're only allowed in it
>>225817488Real recognize real, ong
I never liked sweets but now in my old age I crave chocolate bars and ice creams
>>225817514See >>225817471
>>225817507You're not telling us anything about it
*dodges your attacks*
>>225817526why so blue?
>>225817574>*does area of effect stench damage*
>>225817590i have been eating blueberries
>>225817514I have always hated sweets. It's gotten worse when they try to put out "protein" desserts.
>new thread>half the anons don't move to the new thread until after like 20 minutesAre people here bots or something?
>>225817633did you leave some for me?
Saw some college girls and started thinking about sex
>>225817683sick fuck
>>225817669no
>>225817580I thought it takes months to fire someone in France
>>225817696
>>225817700He's a nafri so I assume he's working at some thirdie tier job without protections
>>225817720That's not the French Arab, at least I don't think. He's usually much more morose
>>225817742>He's usually much more morosePerhaps he looted himself a nice pair of Adidas shoes and is in a better mood
We haven't seen the "Ethiopian" in a while
i'm going to hell when i dieanyone else?
>>225817807I'm going to be erased from existence
>>225817789He's back to the US. He still knows my posts
>>225817807not me
>>225817719dont be sad
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793130925245669.mp4
>>225817807If you read the Bible significantly fewer people are going to Heaven than is commonly believed
Do not know why my phone is at 70% I haven't charged this shit for days
>>225817683She was only 22 years old…
haven't played vidya in a long while but wow forever looks cool
>>225817865
>>225817893Dude was so ugly that they called simply reposting him anti-semitic, that had to hurt his feelings lol
>>225817918
>>225817956
The first worldist whip
>>225817981
Who was in the wrong here?
>>225817996
If you ever need anything please don'tHesitate to ask someone else first
>>225818018I need to see the psycho before I decide
>>225818019
>>225817985minnesota win
>>225818041What if it was Matthew Zazueta
>>225818027Man how I am supposed to tell my parents I'm fucked?
>>225818046
>>225818078
>>225818090
I go so hard on the leg press I get little red spots on my hards from burst capillaries
ive never seen gen with a kid. birthrates must be at 0.1 worldwide rn
>>225818059Then I need to know what the fatal dosage would be
>>225818113
>>225818150gen Z with a kid
>>225818179The brown man seethes on
>>225818120Weird that happens to my left hand
>>225818167
O Anglo
>The brown man seethes on
>>225818206I thought that was a trump picture at first
>>225818250
Malaponte melty
*Gaslights and girlbosses my way through the thread*
>>225818150Peter Pan generation forced into eternal childhood (slavery)
>The anglo subhumans in the united states were replaced by based irish, italian, polish, greek, hungarian, Czech, and Scandinavian bvlls
White people can't stand it if their bedroom is not perfectly square. They even rather have a smaller room than sleep in rectangular area. Weird guys.
>>225818321we at least have women, unlike chinese
>>225818321That's so me
Its so weird that theres people that think the end of the world isnt coming nigga the whole system is gonna collapse in 10 years.
Angloid clitty leak (they're all probably 25% irish/german)
Sucking down a monster
>>225818369schizos have been saying that for the last 250 years nigga its not happening
>>2258183692 more weeks
I have proof china is done for
>>225818381>25% irish/germanLiterally me
>>225818386(you) rn
>>225818394>>225818411>Durr if I ignore world economics and geopolitics then nothing happun weeLol youll die first.
>>225817450corrrr giz a bit
>>225818419Post it
>>225818423A German/irish man give your angloid grandmother the gift of his penis
>>225818448Meds bro
>>225818439I'm sippin dat black and green original
>>225818448We are all gonna die in a nuclear war between the US and the USSR, any day now
only if nukes were real
>>225818468Based
>>225818498There are no bad tacticsOnly bad targets
Conservatism has to be utterly annihilated
>>225818498
Mom made pasta casserole
>>225818566So true sister
Apple pie in the works
>>225818570Gemini says that's a fake quote
>muh russia/chinaBoth paper tigers running hundred year old tech>muh nukesNot real>muh crimeLowest its ever been>muh economyRich kikes arent moving to israel and they arent going to go broke>muh politicsAmericans are "more divided than we've ever been!!" every four years when elections are happening retard how have you not noticed that>muh troons/gays/other random autistic fixation that doesnt matterTrannies have little to no influence over the fate of nations
>>>/gif/31337306VERY important thread
>>225817825beta blockers
my wife made caesar's salad, I might combine it with pasta caserole, I can finally be Italian
>>225818647I don’t believe in astrology
>>225818750Some decent posts in there
>>225818764you don't have a wife
Money talks and bullshit walks
>>225818764Fun fact: caeser's salad was invented by a mexican
>>225818750been years since i last visited /gif/
>/gif/>look inside>it’s all .webm
>>225818822Wow you’ve missed out on years of tranny spam
the asiatic man yet again prevails
back from incelgym
>valuation of 1.4t>has not generated a single cent of profit
>>225818928blacked porn as well
diss is what i look likein factit actual photo of me post-poopingtonshire-under-avonistan
Last game of MLB in 2026 tonight
>>225818954yuck... don't you get like fungi from using other's people sweaty stuff?
diss is actual genuine problem wiv the increasing liquidificationcompletely unregulated it is the cause of crashes like 2008and ofcorse diss is garn be anudda crash fing coz a.i. companies are trying to borrow money that in forseeable future they cant possibly pay back
>>225818993then a lcokout until 2028
>>225819007kek at school they used tae get like random peoples lost clothes from lost property department and make you wear it if you forgot your gym kit
My butt burps sometimes and it smells like poo
>>225818977Man I have hit the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL0qJ9VLG2A
>>225819050lol, that's nasty
>>225819076stinky
>>225819099Please please please tell me you voted today!!!
i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts teedle dee teedle deethere they're all-a standing in a rooooooowbig ones small ones some as big as your head
Government scum are trying to fine me for killing ducks at the local parkFfs can't even forage for your own food anymore. Apparently you kill birds in mass in a slaughterhouse is fine but not at a park?I collected hundreds of duck and geese corpses. That was going to feed my family through winter, and now they're making me throw it all awayAnd now I'm barred from visiting the park now
>>225819076gaseous little freak
>>225819121ye
If I was an Israeli j-oid, I'd vote for Netanyahu. Anyone else is suicidal. Can't give muzzies an inch
>>225819224make the queen of /cum/ proud!
>>225819184You ever feel out of it and want to go the hospital but don't know what to tell them what's wrong?
>>225819184not memeing, do israelis vote by picking a paper with the name of the party/candidate then putting that into the envelope? i'm not familiar with such a system, i've only ever seen "fill in the bubble" style ballots.
>>225819224yeah this is obvious if you're part of the in group you support the in group, if you're not part of the in group you don't support the in group
>>225819156>hunting ducks to feed your familyyou should be happy that they're only making you throw it away instead of deporting you.
>>225819269yeah they said I had high blood pressure and was about to fucking die, I didn't even have a weight problem at the time, in fact I've gained weight since then and my blood pressure has gone down, body don't make no fuckin sense
>>225819265Why does this Joid foid look so melanated? This joid smells of Sephardic tainted blood
>>225819265she's cute
>>225819298They said the same about me but it was liver levels. I had to sit through a IV treatment
>>225819284Bootlicking hypocrite If it was a white man you'd call it communist government overreach
>>225819184why don't the arab and leftist parties form a coalition?
Just noticed that water rhymes with slaughter. What do you think it means?
>>225819440slaughter rhymes with laughter in my dialect
>>225819379be a man and bag yourself a buck, leave the poor little birds along fucking savage.
This is what peak performance looks like
>>225819513Do japs not find it embarrassing that a bunch of low moral gaijin dominate this sport now?
>>225819265i hope she makes it every politician here is lazy af but she's hauling ass 24/7 takes no days off>>225819271yes. i thought the entire world votes like thiswhen i voted in the army we even had double-envelopes due to some legal BS where we didnt have a regular polling place.>>225819414i honestly dont see the point of having arabs and leftists
I was born jewish but renounced my ethnicity years ago. I identify as a goy completely. I ordered a replacement foreskin stitched together and had it reattached. Got a nose-reduction surgery too. sometimes I worry goys can still tell
>>225819271It might be a good idea; it could cut down on accidentally invalid ballots due to not putting your mark fully inside the circle o algo
>>225819099phwoar hes meexcept i have sense to kno you should prabably nat be pourin' oil down sink
>>225819513*mogs u*
>>225819580I was born goyish but renounced my ethnicity years ago. I identify as a jew completely. I ordered a circumcision and had my penis mutilated. Got a nose-augmentation surgery too. sometimes I worry jews can still tell
>>225819561Do american's not find it embarrassing that every sport they follow is dominated by blacks?
>>225819563>>225819265phwoar whos disswould she her arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coy8Hoa1DNw
Too late to napToo early for bedGod has abandoned me
>rummaged throughJust commiefornian things
>>225819501Yet you no problem have when chickens are killed in mass ..?Geese are pests They cause problemas in park. I was doing everyone all the favors
are any of you guys smart
White American sports areWrestling (Folkstyle and Freestyle)HockeyBaseball (partially)
>>225819668No
>>225819668Define smart
>>225819649If you live in a shithole, don’t they say that you’re supposed to completely clear everything out of your car, and NOT lock the car, so that they don’t smash your window for a coin you left in the cupholder o algo
>>225819561Aonishiki is high moral, and one of the yokozuna is Japanese
>>225819635Joids have a secret dap we don't reveal to goys. If you can't do the Jewish dap right you out yourself as a gentile. You are simply ngmi
>>225819668I graduated top of my class in university but I'm retarded
>>225819697having a lot of knowledge about things
>>225819712Double anal penetration?
stop trying to force joid
>>225819724I graduated top of your ass
>>225819803I don't even have a donkey anymore
jouissance
he ate more library glue than a man ever seen
Going to fight with my parents
>>225819824Jejune
>>225819668no
>>225819668I’m fart
>>225819841RIP
Honestly can't blame the super rich for having harems. If every guy was honest with himself, you'd do the same if you had the money
FAGGOTS and COCKSUCKERS sucking DICKS and getting FUCKED
STEMcel
>>225819894ideally nobut fink all men progranmed tae get willard wet so wen get bored wiv wife it inevitable innit. dats the whole fing. like you just get bored wiv the wifeberg innit
>>225819916Me
>>225819894I wouldn't. I don't want women around me anymore even solely for sex. I want calm and quiet. I want solitude.
>>225819894I’m not so sure. One woman is enough trouble. Imagine having to deal with all the drama, jealousy, and politicking of many wives or concubines
Harems only work if you're a young Japanese man forced to live with a big family of sisters in a shared house with one bathroom
>Harems only work if you're a young Japanese man forced to live with a big family of sisters in a shared house with one bathroom
>>225819563Isn’t the alternative Bibi or Einkot(?)
>>225819911
>>225819894not rich, but I'm lucky my wife brings me women to fuck around
I hope Jason pays us a visit when he becomes a wizard
How about the Harem Globetrotters
>>225819894most super rich struggle to get decent women. jeff bezos doesnt have a harem, he had to settle for a BIPOC single mom.
>>225819974Or if you're a space mercenary and you're so powerful the girls agree to share you
>>225819894>>225820090You need to be a warlord to have a harem, not some bourgeois fag
>>225820090the mega rich are all psychopathic or otherwise have massive mental issues you don't get that rich without them, it's low level rich guys who have harems like dentists who get their wife to agree to let them fuck the babysitter and shit
Jason!
I saw Morrissey eating chicken
>>225820060fixed
>>225820090>>225820123Musk has a harem tho. With enough money it can be done Ditto for degen super rich arabsObviously a moderately wealthy bourgeois type can't
lol
>>225820170Also Epstein
>>225820170musk is 6'1, bezos is 5'2
why are white girls so inti bbc?
>>225820164I also think he's 29 nowmaybe even a wizard already idk
>>225820170I wouldn’t really count Musk’s situation as a harem. It’s more like those boomers who had six wives in succession. He doesn’t keep the whole roster on indefinitely AFAIK
>winning stan lees? We dont do that IN CANADA
>>225820021idk theyre both generic leftoid bitches
>>225820208One of Musk’s exes also reported that, although she hates him, he admittedly had a big cock
>why yes, I keep up to date on the penis size of mentally retarded drug addicts
>>225820260Of course, he's African-American
>>225820228I thought he deliberately impregnated a fuck ton of women
>>225820318Meant for >>225820228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTI6Lqpm4f0
>>225820318He did, but they were more like short to medium term girlfriends, rather than all at once; as far as I understand, anyway
>>225819639That's only basketball and maybe football albeit
>>225820191We have a lot of schizos in Canada who will start talking about the first amendment or free speech when they get arrested, of which we have neither obviously
>>225820164:(
>>225820410the most well known golfer and tennis player of anyone under 60 are also black
>tiger woods is only 50wtf
https://x.com/FloWrestling/status/2115040190519476322?a=mNSOFgIwhVHxzl15M1s&s=20wrestling twitter is bein raycis
>>225820461Tiger woods hasn't been relevant in years lol
>>225820497I never understood why people chimped out about his personal life. Like okay he's kinda of a floozy so what?
>>225820503golf isn't a popular sport the point is it's a "white" sport and it's most well known player is a negro
>>225820530he also drove under the influence
>>225820497> only
>>225820561So what fagstikk?
>>225820561Not my problem
>>225820536He described himself as Cablinasian, not negro.
>>225820536blasain*>>225820573arnold palmer played until he was like 65 or something, everyone made it sound like tiger was about to be put into a nursing home before he won a major again
>>225820461tennis player? serena williams more famous den federer you fink?
>>225820499captain insano shows no mercy
>>225820461>and tennis playerShut the fuck up you dirty nigger animalSteffi Graf is qveen
>>225820611Shiddington my parents hit me with that the what the fuck is wrong with you stare
you LOVE this song: https://youtu.be/NPqtL1dtrlA
>>225820665I say this.
>>225820710Fun Fact: That's not a real voltaire quote
>>225820710I used to love that place. Even though the menu stuck together
Canadian twink boys are similar to Canada Geese. They will hiss if you get too close. They are defensive. But if you give them space and feed them frozen peas they warm up to you quickly and you can pet them and see how they are actually soft and warm creatures.
don't ask me to describe what a vagina looks like because I don't know
>>225820734Do you know why it was so sticky? (-:
>>225820742Bag of sand
>>225820742open up MS Paint a draw me a lion.
>>225820751Probably because they wiped it down shittily
>>225820742a day old roast beef sandwich or an axe wound, both of which smell like fish
>>225820769Yep that was me
>>225820737Why are you so attracted to Canadian teens?
>>225820742
>>225820790Pederast and homosexual are synonyms in many languages for a reason
>>2258206349/10 people don't know who she is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0uytz4_GI
>>225820805That is wrong She is the most beautiful woman to have existed on this cursed rockYour skin is not only the color of my poop, but even more hilariously your own as wellFuck you
>>225820836this genre of white boi is cringe.
>>225820846Idk I've seen hotter
>>225820846Peethiopian?
>>225820863A still photo is not like a depiction of your subject in motion>>225820867No fuck you
>>225820867No. I just entered rn lol
>>225820860god forbid a white boy show a little motion
>>225820846that schnozz could protect a small child in the rain
i am neurodivergent
>>225820883How have you been?
>>225820930Same bro
>>225820930>>225820940
>>225820937today I'm feeling better. yahu still in power in Tel Aviv. You?
>>225820908So?You need a female with strong aquiline features to produce a strong son
>>225820969Bruh...
>>225820969Looks like Jeremy Allen White
>>225820957I've been out of it. Don't know what to do
>>225820969
>>225820987People tell me I look like him. That or Willy Wonka
>>225820988What's the problem?
>>225820987>>225820969wait, no, I meant Skyler Gisondo
Never understood this /cum/ gimmick of simping for ugly women
>>225820987And is that a bad person to be? He seems pretty well off to me
>>225820790Soft and gentle. They smell like baking spices. Plump juicy butts. What's not to love?
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA A HUNGERA HUNGER YOU CAN'T RESISTTHERES SO MUCH YOU WANTSURELY CANT EAT ALL AF DISSIF DREAMS CAME TRUE OH WOULDNT DAT BE NICEBUT DISS AINT NO DREAM WE LIVIN' THRU TAENIGHTWE POOPIN' ALL NIGHTWE POOPIN' ALL NIGHTPOOPIN' OUT YESTERDAYS ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET
>>225821032I have already traveled back in time 5 minutes and killed my prior self to assume his identitySoon i will be able to travel back to 1988 and court my dear beloved
>>225821055Why Canada and not anywhere in the US? It doesn't make sense
>>225820987not seen anyfing he in except shameless and interviews on talk shoes but he just seems so bland
in my free time I watch an overweight iranian man play world of warcraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfMFSyhR7qgI'd play that
Last night I had a sex dream with Inde Navarrette
>>225821081she just looks like an uglier version of "the girl from jurassic park"in the words of magdalena baywhich in fact refer to laura dern and not the young girl
>>225821105corr hes me>>225821116just have a feelin' she a rancid whore ya knojust feel it innit
>>225821116Gross specimen>>225821117No fuck you
Shine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamond
>>225820930Me too
That episode of curb was right. When a man has an ugly wife he seems more trustworthy
>>225821139I hate this song so much. They played it to death on the top 40 radio when I was in college
>>225821083Are you jealous? Canadian twink boys are exotic
>>225821171Shine bright like a beautiful seaI choose to be happy
The latest gf prospect is probably just being friendly, like all the the other ones.I will die alone
>>225821169abaolutely true imo
>>225821196Most women fall in love with their rapistDo the math
>>225821196KTIM(except women dont even talk to me)
>>225820794Idgi
It's disgusting that this country, which forces young men to become incels, has made prostitution illegal
>>225821230>Oh no its iwwegalShut the fuck up faggot
>>225821230You can still jerk off
Genuinely genuinely losing the plot
>>225821230I know right? theyve put your mother out of business
>>225821212>>225821219I'm going to ask her out
>>225821116I've only had those about people I know. Didn't know this can happen with just anyone
>>225821264Same. Please feed my chickens. Theyre hungry
>>225821230being illegal never stopped anyone
>>225821177What is so exotic about America 2.0? I would understand if you said Mexico
Have you ever cried after receiving a mean reply here
>>225821238>>225821243>>225821243This coubtry has forced me into inceldom, taken away access to legal pussy, and now the peanut gallery is mocking me
>>225821273Thats not even my first celebrity sex dreamI've also had one with Elizabeth Debicki, and a full on wet dream with Kat Dennings.None of these are even celebrities I was particularly waifuing over, although i definitely admire Inde Navarrette. Somehow they were in my brain
>>225821269Well that's him done then
>>225821264You're fucking me. My parents talk to me like cattle
some memes live on in men's hearts long after their passing
>>225821289Did you?I'll beat up the anon who was mean to you
Cr1tikal is talking about iPhones
>>225821308*kicks you in the nuts and hits the RKO*
>>225821289No but I've felt bad about responding nastily to a poster. It was that troon that would reply to like 20 people at once
>>225820803so truepeder means faggot in serbian
>>225821289Not but I've gotten REALLY angry
I think that anyone who hasn't or refuses to reproduce shouldn't be allowed to vote. If we disagree, even if I'm in the wrong, if I'm a hypocrite, an abuser, power hungry, w/e; I've had 10 kids. You've had zero. My family and ideas will live on into future generations and yours is done.
>>225821330I made a few replies that i regret to hopefully it was to posts from the people who initially ticked me off
>>225821343Knew I could count on you lil Serb bro
>>225821352>I've had 10 kids. You've had zero. My ideas will live on into future generationsI bet a lot of people thought that when they had a new daughter...
>>225821384Lol
new new newnow now now
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