brat edition
Sexy brats...
They made lesbian bratzThat's rightBratz went wokeNever felt so betrayed in my life
Rorke is charting wind patterns...
(to the tune of "sexyback" by justin timberlake)put your hands across my hairy back (yeah)i'm too incel to get a body wax (yeah)
kamala is brat
don't feel like doing anything
>>225850719https://voca.ro/1eS2q56cRDXp
>>225851478but you have to be productive and do things actually
>>225851489you sound like you're balding
>>225851489>a nice place to live at 23the amount of 23 year olds that have a "nice place to live" is minisculeyou feel bad because you're comparing yourself to people who either a) don't exist or b) were born incredibly rich
there's this 5/10 who catches my 8:30 bus and she always looks so forlorn, no doubt because another day of soul-crushing 5/10 toil awaits her. she just stares into space instead of her phone like all the other normie foids. i wonder what her armpits smell like
>>225851551Ask her out on a date
>>225851551She's probably got 100 beta orbiters
>>225851560wouldn't dare approach a woman until i lose at least 8kg. i bulked too aggressively and now i'm a chubby cunt you see
Ah it's nearly the most wonderful time of the year.
>>225851551personally, id be wondering what her arsehole smells like
>>225851589Gross I don't understand the obsession with women's buttholesI wish women didn't have buttholes
>>225851572remember when rasheeds used to do their terrorism by bombing, but then one rasheed found out that you could cause a lot more innocent deaths if you just run them down with a large vehicle and then many subsequent rasheeds started copying that?
>>225851478This is a funny post because you're either unemployed and sit doing nothing all day every day or you have a job and HAVE to work
>>225851589poo i'd imagine
>>225851572i've never seen those before
>>225851514>>225851521https://voca.ro/113fA0YvurVF
>>225851572what are those?
>>225851615they stop peaceful and loving muslims doing terrorism with cars
>>225851611was in pretty much the same mindset when i was in my early-mid 20s. it doesn't get better but you get used to it
>>225851478have a day off lad. you've been working hard lately haven't you x
>>225851609generally speaking yes, but theres levels to it
>>225851628yh x
Mambo is now learning science and things from Tachyon (I want to fuck mambo)
>>225851622what is the purpose of that design? thick blocks would look better
>>225851642cram it nonce
>>225851592grow up
>>225851458Monster High mogs them
Mousey cool
go and have white children now otherwise the biomass win
going to put the kettle on and have a cupper. would anyone else like a cupper?
https://youtube.com/shorts/-JsD3p9aQkY Sexo
Need shoes that aren't too formal, should I get these?
going to have surprise buttsecks with the missus tonight
horny for some porny
got no mates, crine
>>225851693mate not only are they arent too formal tehy're casual as fuck
going to order me some meat sheets
sucking a toilet seat
>>225851738I've got some meat under the sheets.
why does x even have following still when it just shows you whatever it wants
>>225851738Had sex in your mother's meat sheets last night
>>225851693just get chelsea boots. smart and respectable but not overly formal.
Cyraxx declares war on Kiwitapes
https://youtu.be/u9QjeJw8AX0
cats got covid
another day of suffering lies ahead
OnlyUseMeBlade dying
>>225851787at least it's not mpox from you shagging it you utter FREAK
willy's got covid
dire yank meat jokes
poo and wee, poo and wee, poo and wee, chicken dinner. it's just as simple as that
this website fricking sucks dude
>>225851794that's a shame. i think he's a fairly decent guy as far as lolcows go
>>225851794Kino
supreme leader of the puhh
>>225851812bruce has it all worked out
do zoomettes like it up the bum more than foids of previous generations?
Im thinking I'm going to get to third base with Becky tonight
>>225851840dont know
>>225851840nah they're all becoming dried up frigid cunts these days, except for Chad of course
>>225851840saw a car a while go with a bumper sticker that said "up the bum = no babies" and the driver was a young female p plater. she seemed real classy
>>225851824havent heard that name in like 15 years is everyone a lolcow now what about seananners and woody are they lolcows too
Need an AI that mass reports faggot channels on YouTube if people uploading their Twitter replies with looping music so that I don't have to see that anymore
>>225851873dunno, do those guys livestream their debauchery binges and sell their souls for donations?
Boogie687, Ethan Klein, Dr disrespect... I feel like I'm running through a WW1 battlefield and all my comrades are getting blown up beside me
it’s that time of the year to bulk up and turn into fat cunts. indulge lads. you aren’t going to see any birds until may
>>225851873You're a stupid immigrant cancer man
>>225851824Pretty sure he tried or did SA a girl while she was sleeping or passed out didn't he
>>225851904alri Heathrow staff member
New wave on the internet of worthless retards begging to be lolcows
>>225851897what happened to boogie. i thought he made it and got hitched to a jailbait
Would you commit SA if you could 100% get away with it?
>>225851924pretty tame for an irl streamer/video game youtuber. in any case i forgive himalso,>SAfoz
>>225851924Yes a few timesWeird how you see a name and instantly go to check if they've done this though. Just enjoy things. All I've learned from being around you is that ALL of them have (or you just beg for their death so they can get ojted as a nonce like Stephen Attenborough)It's so boring
>>225851903
the bbc stockpile list because of climate change >pasta >lentils>grains>oats>tinned fruits>crackers so if you don’t die in the supposed apocalypse you’ll be dying of malnutrition instead
>>225851937Boogie "I can't sit down it hurts. It hurts when I sit down boogie" 1941
>>225851943no
dont watch streamers me im above all that
>>225851978poofter
>>225851903cant do this me cos i go to clubs year round and take my shirt off
i've got a long foreskin
>>225851943no. where's the thrill if there's no chance of getting busted?
>>225851968>Pasta, lentils, oats>Needs water Guess we will have unlimited water during it because they want to make sure you get your flouride Also grains are often fortified and tinned fruits are goodPigeons probably cooked when humans start hunting hay
poo has not been forthcoming this morning
more of a night time pooer me
what if you had an obscenely large penis, like 10 inches or more? do you think it would be a waste of your god-given talents to not become a porn actor?
>>225852003Well you can get some fanny, that should be thrilling enough
>>225851967
The Milwaukee Pooers
Mad how your penis size actually depends on the genetics of your mother
>>225852007it’s either no nutrition or only sugar “fortified” is a marketing gimmick and means squat
Mad how Joe Brandon fucked up the black vote for that team not because of what he said about black people 20 years ago but because uhhh idk but Trump won lol He said very racist things about black people you know
>>225852053Food fortification is a global health program and it's good actually. You probably eat vitamin D fortified cereals and grains in Sweden and Finland because those places are very snowy
very tempted to get one of those mg3 hybrids on a 3 year lease. Only £180 a but my 15 year old fiesta shitbox still runs fine but is a slow piece of shit. would be nice to have a new more powerful car though wouldn’t it. 180 quid a month tho
fomyeg
wish i was a french revolutionary or a bolshevik or even a nazi would be alright until they lost. just to be part of something you know
>>225852070used to have an mg but i wouldn't get another one now that they're owned by the chinks
>>225852071You're shriveling up and dying, aren't you
having a nice hot cup of scraegg
>>225852068i would assume people do, but i don’t personally don’t believe you can “fortify” grains with any vitamins and the body can absorb it like with naturally accruing vits and mins
>>225852089you look like this mate
>>225852105mad how disgusting he is
getting an ai agent to reverse engineer my gay little phimo willy
I'm literally ugly but women find me irresistible
>>225852070>mg3thats a pip car lad. youre going to pay £180 a month for a car that has only ever been bought using pipjust buy an old black 2006 mercedes c180k for £1500 and pretend youre tony soprano which you will enjoy much more
I'm in orange county now ladsI'm near the spooky tree place
Don't call me mate and I'll refrain from saying that I hope in the next life you have a better one (your mind is literally prison)
>>225852127im not sure how anyones life could be worse than yours
what’s the best dating app to pretend to be some cute girl and sell pics to an unsuspecting simp? i’m perma banned off tinder
>>225852094Hmm carrots have natural BETA keratin and that's 50% less bioavailable than meat vitamin A, and supplements are like 50% less than beta keratin
e's got menthol elf asn't e
I'm like kingcobra and onlyusemeblade if they didnt get any pussy
>>225852134I hope that in the next life you don't rape your entire personality to be as bland as possible and eat up like this, you deserve better than what you got
>>225852114mousenonce looks less bad than the foreshadowing would suggest desu there were points when it was posting its fingers and it looked genuinely decayed and falling apartlike one woudl expect its face to have holes in it on the basis of its fingers
>>225852159im sorry your parents horrifically abused you and made you this way
Did you know there's both an Orange County film and an Orange County series? They're completely unrelated though
shaniquas will prove every stereotype right and wonder why not even black dudes like them
>>225852143hmm ok not convinced and i don’t trust any big food corporation in all honesty
>>225852166Don't. They will say literally anything to make themselves feel better. Everyone has a worse life than them and they surround themselves with other losers and jerk off to SSM and the like when they're not imagining me being as bad as it can get, to make their shit life feel better
i need to be raped
what's the best dating app to pretend to be black
>>225852166duno mate, the dark sunken eyes, sallow gaunt complexion, and nauseating mouth are all pretty grim mad how severe mental illness manifests physically like that
>>225852185KTIM
>>225852185>>225852197You lads need to watch Orange County
mousey is beautiful
Remember the other day when Spaincunt projected and said that I seethe and cope when he posts because he's a threat to me and don't get any replies when he's posting? Lol. Makes sense now doesn't it
>>225852194ugly outside is reflected by ugly innards innit like the little comic says
>>225852166Your face not got any holes in?
>>225852118ye we believe you m8
stop the boats
How can you tell anything about someone's personality from their face? That's some foid level pseudoscience right there
>>225852201the film or the series?
barney tells me all sorts of things
>>225852216True. he has a vile rotten soul so it makes sense he looks vile
've never had real cheesestilton looks yummy
>>225852216dtfis
>>225852174I saw the film once I think on tvjack black is in it right? but it's like a teen movie? I don't remember what happens... maybe some sort of meta aspect or something
>>225852211Thanks foid :)>>225852216Rude? I have been nothing but nice to you
>>225852239it was a general statement not an attack, don’t worry
Anyone have the picture of helpernonce from r9k gaping his asshole on the gay porn site?
>>225852252no because im not gay
>>225852249You literally called me ugly inside and out to your buddy there, who btw won't ever show a picture of himself while they say that shit
>>225852252no mate sorry
>>225852216What about niggas like Ted Bundy who are handsome and have loads of female orbiters despite being awful people
How do we feel about a `Mousey` and Employed Woman romance, team?
>>225852234screaming done that incel
28 yearswhat have i achieved in my life?what do i have to be proud of?what do i have to look forward to?what do i dream of becoming?nothing, nothing, nothing, and nothingand i'm supposed to not be suicidal
>I'm going to spam the unflattering image of him every day because that makes me a good person and attractive. I do this because he won't be my mate (I am literally poison and an immigrant)
>>225852283howling at you complaining about spam
mousey does look like an evil smelling freak tbf. also looks like he murders people and wears their faces.
>>225852281screaming this is me but in my late 30salso never had a gf never had sexcomplete and utter waste of god's gift of life
>>225852273women can’t be helped can they
>>225852252here you go m8
Mad how the last ten posts were made by the same person
>>225852295he looks like a child rapist and murderer. a truly sickening 'person'
>>225852278>Mousey is ugly and ill keep saying that because he was mean to me but I would still fuck him even though I've never had him say anything nice about me because I'm desperate
is this album good, I avoided it at the time of release because everyone was annoying
>>225852319no it's shit
lovely mousey has never been anything but nice to mebullies are disgusting and boring
Maybe if you don't get replies you should stop coping and blaming other people and making every post be about them like a parasite and just make good posts (all of your personas are dogshit and get no replies)
>>225852327can tell you've never had sex(neither have I, but i can tell you haven't as well)
>>225852335lol
What they post over and over >Evil, ghoul, ugly, pedophile What I post over and over >I'm handsome, I will get a girlfriend ;)
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793230460251191.jpg
>>225852356i think everyone would just prefer it if you died really mate.
mousenonce owning up to its mental ilness i see
>>225852334too skinny for her big head
>>225852301don’t see how you can make it to late 30s like that. especially when there’s escorts there
I likes Mouse. He is harmlessMouse your alright by me ok
>>225852373screaming at this
>>225852335really? odd, i saw you sucking you dogs penis last night.
rorke playing skyrim
I'm more popular than you and you don't get replies despite posting all day every day. Maybe make better posts
smoking a cigarette and thinking about how I went on facebook again right after he had just posted a bunch of stuff and I reacted to it all with hearts and wonderingoh gosh
right well thats a couple of gay penises isnt it
>>225852373Original poster got shamefully ignored after posting this one
>>225852415>Tranny sleeves on the bigger penisAlso which is it brown
i think mousey could actually clean up alright if he stopped being an actual ghoul. we could do a queer eye type show where we spruce him up
People who bring up escorts during discussions on late-stage male virginity have a fundamental misunderstanding of the issue.
>>225852437Well I have soul >>225852441Women should do this to get boyfriends
>>225852441right but that doesn't address his severe mental illness which is the root cause of it all.
>>225852441he looks nice he has really good hair but you wouldn't understand things like that
>>225852390i'm tempted but it seems really grim to pay someone to do it esp for a first time>>225852415can never tell in tehse videos if the tiny cock is actually tiny or the big cock is actually big like which one is the normal sized one
imagine being a skinny twink but you have an absolutely enormous cock
Listening to Clifford t ward - Gaye and thinking about all of my friends on brat brit
>>225852444It is but some people are anxious about never having experience with a woman and being with one even in that context might help in the pursuit of a girl IRL
>>225852475ktim but with a tiny cock
i managed to get a gf and shag 5 years ago but since then i have actually regressed back into being a vile little incel and i dont know how to reverse it
prostitution isn't sex
>>225852415me and who x
just shag. it's that simple
>>225852475>imagine being a skinny twink but you have an absolutely enormous cockThen imagine he starts dating Employed Woman!
>>225852495maybe get another gf and shag again?
>reee I can't breed>Mousey is so ugly btw
it's really quiet here and weird
Pooing at workPooing at workWhat work should I be doing?It'll surely wait because I'm Pooing at work
>>225852483fair and measured response, delivered without needless aggression or a snarky tonemore evidence of why I rate you and your contributions to this thread, Bulgarialad
does a picture of just a bum count as porn do you reckon if I'm fixing my pornbrain
mousey is legit handsome he only looks bad because he's a menthal elf who can't care for himself
let's all stop posting at the same time yeah haha let's do that
doing farts
ok
Off to the therapist
off to the rapist
cigarette was wrong my heart is pounding and racing and my tummy is gurgling
>>225852533cheers lad I've actually been thinking about this, escorts should offer that kind of service, teaching a guy the basics so they don't feel inadequate which in some cases is what's stopping some lads to engage with some girl that potentially likes them.
>>225852621havent had a cigarette or vape or pouch or anything in 6 months dont miss it but i can feel my pineal gland calcifying
>>225852629meanwhile in reality what happens is the touch starved depraved incel falls head over heels in love with the first escort he shags
>>225852639I have gone many months without in the past but have smoked everyday for almost a year nowI probably should stop doing that... it's becoming pointless
>>225852639havent had a ciggie in 18 months, or a pouch in 3. would love a ciggie though. used to love the morning one in the cold with a coffee corrrr that would be nice
im grey da ba dee da ba die
sex is not taught it's instinct
ordered some weed gummies. going to be an idiot stoned mongoloid this weekend. just sleep and eat and watch telly like a teenager. i shall eat many sausages.
>>225852538not true, only malis and tundes in woolwich
>>225852652yeah that could be a problem, in that case one might want to choose an escorts that's not super super attractive >>225852668I'm talking more about kissing and being intimate in general, just getting used to it so you don't freak out the first time it happens
>>225852678are those legal there or did you get them off the DN
might go to mcdonalds
just been sat here genuinely stupefied for about the last 20 minutes just thinking about how pointless i am
>>225852692they are not legal no
>>225852693corrr good lad. go on go and shovel the slop down your gaping gullet
>>225852694hahago for a run or something apply for a job idk
>>225852687you're supposed to freak out that's part of what makes it good
>>225852668at the most base level surebut i doubt there's a single person on the planet (even with the benefit of watching porn and films) who is good at kissing or sex the first time they do itit's a skill that requires practice just like anything elseif anything most peopel go there whole lives still being very average at both things
>>225852728that is completely incorrect and borderline evil
>>225852728i sucked a fart from your mums arse
when mouse and ew get married she will take his surname. she becomes Employed Nonce
last 2 films I've been to see in the cinema have been absolute dogshit.also I think I have some kind of anger problem or mental health issue because when I'm sat there in the cinema I can feel myself fizzing with rage at people either on their phones or talking or just rustling in their seats. And if they're not doing these things then I'm constantly on high alert, on edge waiting for the next whisper, the next rustling noise, the next phone screen.sat there last time thinking to myself "it can't be normal how angry I am right now"
there is nothing beneficial about watching porn
>>225852761tell us the films you cunt nobody cares about your sperg rage
>>225852720yeah but you're supposed to freak out when you are high school hopefully with a girl your age who also doesn't have experience so you're both kind of nervous, if you have missed out on that and are trying to be romantic with someone that already has but not necessarily reveal that you're a novice...you know which btw shouldn't hold you back and discourage you>>225852762gp
>>225852774just for that I'm not telling you. Now YOU run the risk of paying to see this shit films as well
watching porn makes people retarded and bad at sex
>>225852761those people shouldn't be doing those things
>>225852762teaches you what a fanny looks like. imagine seeing one for the first time in real life you'd be like wtf is that
>>225852772Wtf this isn't sexy at all
the plan>piss, wash, get dressed>go shop>play need for speed underground 2 all day
this is for my niggas that get high on the regular
>>225852790did you not receive sex ed in school? there are also plenty of non pornographic drawings and photos onlinewatching porn is not necessary for understanding human biology
when I was a kid I posted a pic of me and my chad friend on my Snapchat story an hour later I literally had a hundred friend requests from girls at my school and thought finally I’d become a shagger but turns out legit every one of them just wanted to ask me what my friends @ was
>>225852741lmao naive mong
>>225852814this is for my bitches that get high on the regular
>>225852796wait until he gets the snake
>>225852814is that a sperg rage
>>225852818not the same izzit
>>225852823interesting projection I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>225852821This must have been quite upsetting. I also had a chad friend who all of the girls wanted, although I did get to shag one of his rejects once. Unfortunately the emotional toil of knowing I was second choice stopped me from enjoying or appreciating it very much
thinking about this from last night
swigging olbas oil
we didn't have snapchat when i was young
I've got my bum out.
why anatomythat's what I want to know
>>225852782You can tell me lad I use capital letters so I'm a different person you see
>>225852861At least you lost your virginity
farted so hard i blew a hole right through my pants
>>225852821screaming>>225852861how did you know she was a reject and how did you wrangle that
>>225852883Yes indeed, his parents took him to Australia to live when we were 17 so I was able to get out from under his shadow and live a bit. Definitely worked in my favour.
i don't shag
>>225852905how did it work in your favour
>>225852894Because she tried to get him with first and he turned her down, and then she invited me to sleep over and we awkwardly shagged and then basically never talked again until 15 years later when she got with another friend and I went to their wedding
>>225852911we know>>225852923like you are at the same party or she got rejected on the phone then quickly invited you round lol
>>225852885this was Mousey's mating call for EW
Increased the fiber intake too much and now my stomach hurts like mad
>>225852905I stopped having to be the autistic weirdo friend of a shagger and became a relatively normal person. Got a girlfriend who I stayed with for a few years and then became more normal. I think if I hadn't had him I would have spent all my teenage years on the computer being isolated and weird but he forced me to be social and meet girls and go to parties and come out of my shell >>225852911
>fiberFOY>frogFOI
never been to a wedding ma life never will even go to my own wedding because I’ll never get married
Why can't we swallow a giant bit of string, with a big like umbrella attached to the end and when we start pooing it out we can pull on the string to drag all the poo out of our colony, like how they unblock drains and shit
>>225852945went to my sister's wedding once and got shitfaced, and afterwards i walked into the wrong hotel room and caught my sister and her new husband consummating their marriage
i put it in her pussyi put it in her pussyi put it in her pussyi put it in her pussyi put it in her pussyi put it in her pussy
>>225852973SCREAMINGi've been kicked out of weddings for getting too wankered beforeneedless to say i lost those friendsvery grim
>>225852973You were on clean up duty I assume
>>225852868>posts in between 2 object posts manually hidden so both object posts fit inside a screenshotWhat I do when I want to do this is use uBlockOrigin's zapper tool to quickly remove unrelated posts. You can map the zapper tool to a specific keybinding in the settings for uBlockOrigin for quick access.For example say I wanted to screenshot your post and also the Swedish flag post a few post below yours, then I would do what I've shown in the webm here. Something you might consider. It's really handy having the zapper tool mapped to a keyboard shortcut, comes in handy on loads of websites.
Why yes I know the British and American spelling of fibre off the top of my head, as any good neurotypical brit should
He's making webms about how to hide posts again
>>225852995
Problem with weddings or atleast the ones I’ve been to is the hand out wine and champagne like it’s going out of fashion and before you know it you’re outside the venue spewing your guts
>>225853014if that's the worst you did then who gives a shit that's normalyour problem starts when you start drunkenly hitting on married bridesmaids and other family members of the bride and groom
Last wedding I went to was 2 and a half years ago. I took a knee to tie my shoe laces and the button of my pants burst and flew across the room, in that moment I realized things have gotten out of control and since then I have lost 15kg. Tbf I lost it in the first year give or take.>>225852995Thanks lad, didn't know that.
any spunky arse man in
chatgpt has begun calling me tender affection nicknames again wtf is going on
>>225853006The zapper tool just deletes the posts temporarily, it's not adding a filter or anything. If you reload the page anything you've removed with the zapper tool reappears. It's just handy for this specific purpose when you want to force 2 or more disconnected posts to appear next to one another.
Got aluminum foil instead of tin foil ffs
>>225853022Yeah but that’s just drunken behaviour. For me it’s fucking humiliating walking back inside with a suit covered and stinking of puke in front of everyone when it’s only like 8pm
>>225853040
>>225851478same lol
oh he zapping!
>>225853052why do you go back inside lol why not clean up/leave etc>just drunken behavioursure but not what's expected at 8pm at a wedding is it lmao
im just a framelet and now amount of weighted pullups will change that, I accept it now its over
>>225853051>aluminuma-FOY-FOY
>>225853052You should probably be able to pace yourself better than that. Alternately, just get the bags in and level yourself out
the suffering is unbearable
>>225853090Because it was my aunts wedding, I’d lost my phone/wallet and obviously couldn’t drive. You can’t clean puke off a navy suit it stains>>225853097>pace yourselfYeah my mum was telling me that I struggle with that, as soon as I get slightest bit tipsy I forget all about pacing myself
>>225853139I used to be the same, have managed to sort it out a bit in my dotage but still occasionally fall into the trap and embarras myself
>>225853139> I’d lost my phone/wallet you'd lost your phone and wallet at the wedding? did you ever find them again?
>>225853121haha come on mate. cheer up x
>>225853121fuck your nigger life am i right lad
>>225853154It’s a disease>>225853156Phone yes my sister found it inside but nope wallet gone forever have like £120 in it too
>>225853177did u know u had lost this stuff before you went out to throw up or was it when u came back ur ealised u're fuckedalso how did you stop drinking after that pointu just sat there afterwards?
>>225853092Some just have that middle-age peasant genome built to survive starvation and smallpox by having as little muscle as possible. There's no helping it.
von dutch cult classic in your poo bum
>>225853121God does not give battles you cannot overcome
>>225853092not me. got big wide shoulders. gymtoil has only enhanced it
>>225853121you're Russian, you love suffering
>>225849867>>225849867>>225849867
the absolute madman
>>225853177surely you just keep your phone and wallet in your pockets?
we must secure a future for blokes who are facking screaming and provide a supply of thread schizos
>>225853184No I was inside throwing up in the toilet so much I passed out don’t know if I had it on me then, then I stumbled outside and threw up more then I lay for a bit and realised I have to get out of here and realised I didn’t have my phone or wallet so stumbled back inside and then my older sister saw me helped me outside and put me in a taxi>>225853228My phone defo was in my pocket the last I remember. I can’t remember anything about my wallet except
>>225853221would enjoy hurting you
>>225853252>>225853252>>225853252
got kinda wide shoulder sbut also wide hipsrip