weeing
that duo lingo?
>>225853261oh so you did leaveyou made it sound like u didn't leave after you'd thrown up etc>>225853252PURE FUCKING SEXO
My undersack region is itching mighty, right at the part where the sack meets the taint.
>>225853274faceblind fuck it's charli xcx
>>225853282Eventually I did but I had to go inside first covered in puke to try and find my phone and everyone there saw that. I just wanted to leave without being seen
>>225852937what part of your tummy?
>>225853305lol honestly mate 8pm at a wedding most people were too busy drinking and eating themselves to notice youlike sure your family noticed and whtaever but most guests didn't give a shit not like u walked in middle of dance floor and started spazzing out did you
>>225853297literally cannot tell dua lipa and charli xcx apart, it's impossible
>>225853344well dua lipa is fit and charli is a munter
yummy yummy yummy i got poo in my bummy
>>225853265>got kinda wide shoulder sbut also wide hips>rip
>>225853356i'd fuck both of them but only as a one night standthrow marina diamandis in there as well, these three women are basically interchangeable
>>225853252women with these features and eyebrows are really rare here, i envy the UK
>>225853321You’re right it could’ve always gone worse
>>225853344scary level of faceblindness they're not even that similarat least like charli and lorde have more similar features>>225853370he has narrow shoulders though but yes i'm like this but with broader shoulders lol>>225853371faceblind freaks
>>225853356I looked up charli csc and I thought this exact thing in different words
>>225853381they're all swarthy and greek looking despite apparently being british
>>225853344>>225853344how can you even live by your smooth brain
I spend ~£120 on food every month
Anyone else hate foids?
I spend ~£120 on food every day
>29 years oldlooks like are lorde has been dabbling in the ol' witchcraft
>>225853392not i!
I've seen Charli and Lorde within about 1 meter distance, but I've never seen Dua irlThat's a bummer
i spend -£120 on booze twice a week>>225853386maria is only one who looks greekdua lupa looks balkan and isand charli xcx looks indian and is u faceblind as fuck my g
>>225853297sorry i dont know who that is either :/
Just woke up and nearly instantly got upset about not being a normgroid
>>225853392why would i hate the most beautiful creatures on earth
do losers and autists exist on hinge and bumble because i got on the apps yesterday and every single profile is them out partying with drinks and at the gym
>>225853389i don't know how you can't see itbtw charli and lorde look absolutely nothing alike, whomever came up with that notion is a spacker
>>225853412Really I just buy Tesco own brand vodka why waste money on anything else
adult men and their bloody popstars
>>225853370Nigga built like Akhenaten
jerking my worthless penis
>>225853448i go out i dont really drink at home that's too depressing/boring lol (and i odnt have anyone to drink at home with)
>>225853412i'm not faceblind, everyone else is, and i'm prepared to die on this hill my "nigga"
So unbelievably depressed ladsWill never have another girlfriend Will never have childrenWill never go through the natural progression of life
>>225853472most intelligent australian
Anyone got that webm from the previous thread of the two guys with their cocks out and one of them proper cockmogs the other one?
>>225853489haha come on mate. cheer up x
>>225853389I'm watching something called Temppal, you heard of it? It's pretty good, not as good as Solo Leveling but I've got a soft spot for edgy power fantasies.
>>225853489>another girlfirnedfUCKoFFcHAD
all incels should be arrested
Lovely cup of tea I'm drinking right now
>>225853518Should just give them black hood girlfriends and see if they’re complaining about having no gf then
Can't be out here saying you're not faceblind unless you're a diagnosed super-recogniser, verified by the University of Greenwich.
love things that are smooth (comfort) and things that are springy (entertainment)
>>225853463Who do you go out to drink with then
I thought dua lipa was a stage name but she's just called thatmentaland image if she was called dual lipa in reference to her having a vag
>>225853536myself mostly lol>>225853533vintage gimmick
>>225853547scrleam
>>225853547it's kosovar for 'two lips' because she has two lips
>>225853507I barely know about Korean fictions or games
>>225853493why do you always have to have a go at me? :(
So did anyone end up watching that Stormzy documentary last night then
i might not have a perfect faceblind score but i've got the remarkable ability to detect manlets online>>225853547you're pushing it >>225853493here>>225853560here
>>225853442um hello
>>225853575Thanks, mate. I'll jot that down
>>225853596yeah no worriesit was called monkey
>>225853442yes we exist but i have been on them for nearly 4 weeks and i have had 0 matches and almost as few likes lolin other words i am going to stop using them
>>225853561ktimscare women, eat crisps, have big balls
>>225853589im like 9 inches taller than diego isnt he here
essential workers are exempt from the draft
Mental why dont Korean academies only hire Americna English teachersWhat's wrong with lads
Dating apps are funny because they sell you the idea that you really can find a gf without leaving your bedroom
>>225853634scr
gfberg is in uni studying to be an OB/GYN. she once mentioned that she had a twin in the womb which died and she absorbed it, so she was already performing abortions before she was born. fate innit.
>>225853561Rorke! You leave them kids alone! And where are your pants?!
>>225853639our language has gone woke
>>225853650no they dont. the weird shit you incels say is hilarious
>>225853549So no different to drinking at home
You? Pulling your hair out trying to find a gf.Me? Pulling on my weiner in my bedroom.
>>225853650not really, you're still expected to actually go outside and interact with the people you match with
>>225853675it is because it has the potential of something interesting happeningand sometimes i talk to people/people talk to me
>>225853681Let's see then
only one week left of the racing flat season before they get a break
>>225853666is that a vaginacologist?
>>225853672Why would you think that's an incel post dumbassIt's a 'go outside' postYou may legitimately be autistic to have comprehension skills this poorHave you been diagnosed?
>>225853702aye
>>225853666bad enoughj being with someone who had an abortion but imagine dating someone who proliferates abortionshorrificmight as well date a serial killer
>>>/lgbt/45158444>>>/lgbt/45158444>>>/lgbt/45158444Aussies migrate
>>225853705shut up incel
>>225853685You find them from your bedroom, while on the app, as the post CLEARLY states
>>225853710i'm generally a rorke but i don't care about abortions at all, life just isn't that important
>>225853710you can't read or something?
>>225853634Oh no a pillow!
>>225853726can't you?
Roofer who was meant to come today is nowhere to be seen
>>225853719Unemployed freak
>>225853725think youre just a sociopath
>>225853734ok then fuck you nigga
>>225853692OuO\ | /. .|======B~~~. /\That's me
>>225853725most moral atheist>>225853726?
>>225853740I can do it from hereyeah mate that's a roof1000 quid please
>>225853690If you aren’t shagging then it’s meaningless and a waste of money. I get drunk and go on monkey app and talk to American birds from my kitchen
>>225853742most people don't care much about the homeless on the street or people dying in wars, why would they care about a clump of cells that hasn't even developed sentience yet?
>>225853671Been teaching English for a whileKorean mothers absolutely hate British accent. Why did they take me on in the first place?
>>225853252I'm going to be immersed in student life this weekend again and it's gunna be greyt
>>225853753JANNY!!! Non work-safe image!!!
niggas talm bout some abortions are evil then nutting on his belly
>>225853747I hope you're a brother using a word like that
just physically cringed into a singularity after remembering an exceptionally embarassing moment from my life
>>225853710dating someone who had an abortion would be worse than an abortioner. shan't be sticking my dick in any haunted pussy
>>225853757wtf is monkey app>If you aren’t shagging then it’s meaningless and a waste of money.dont disagree but i have 0% chance of shagging if i stay at home drinkingwhereas i have shall we say 0.01% chance of shagging if i go outand maybe a 1% chance of kissingand maybe 5% chance of some physical touch/positive chat with a girl
>>225853798im sure all those babies she kills are only going to haunt the mother and not the assisted murdererthink about how many thousasnds of babies they must kill each yearutterly grimfuck i wish i hadn't started thinking about thismodern society is so fucked
>>225853762depriving an innocent infant of a life is different to geopolitics.
>>225853817babies can't haunt the doctor, they can't even walk
>>225853833:skull:
do aborted babies go to heaven?
You've just to keep going in this life, haven't you? That's all you can do really.
Big fat slice of M&S ginger and white chocolate cake with a steaming mug of teaCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR yes lads
>>225853800It’s like Omegle
>>225853849Would assume so
Weight 17 kgDimensions 22.3 × 14.3 × 85 cmISBN 9781848719132Binding Cloth-boundFormat BookPage Count 11,076Set The Works of Thomas MantonVolume 1-22Original Pub Date 1870Banner Pub Date 2020>11,076 pagesheh well i better get reading then
Why are Normgroids going mental about Halloween this year? Do you have Halloween plans are you an Incel Freak (like me)?
The scrandemic
>>225853849no, they never got baptised so god can't save them and they go to limbo
>>225853878neither because im not a mong
>>225853866u gota be on face n all that
>>225853879elton done a little drive by
>>225853868>>225853881limbo or heaven it doesn't matter really, as long as they're not bound to earth we don't have to worry about ghost babies>>225853878goin to a party I think but I don't really fancy it so I might not
>>225853878Don't do Halloween ourselves but me and the wife always buy a few tubs of sweets to give out to the trick or treaters
>>225853888You're a Normgroid that doesn't have Halloween plans?
>>225853878will be shutting the curtains nice and early and staying in the back of the house so I dont get trick or treaters while I'm on steamingtoil
>>225853879Hope you'll dip that naner in the mayo
>>225853915correct
>>225853878Just going to a bar. Vaguely dress up as a vampire
>>225853924It's salad cream you melt
BT winding me up nowSupposed to have a new router on the way but it never came, called up they said it wasn't even sent so they've sent onebeen 3 days and I've just watched the postman walk bySort it out please I've got no proper internet thanks
can't stand people who say halloween is their favourite holiday when the best one is obviously christmas. trying too hard to be seen as alternative and edgy i reck
>>225853252that's not dua lipa
>>225853933blog onm
Mr Mosley was right.Hail Mosley!Hail Britannia!https://youtu.be/Jd1W75lrNvU
hate fancy dress me don't see the appeal at all surely blokes only do it when they have to for the gf or when they're trying to seem fun to get a gf. I'm above performative efforts like that so simply refuse to take part
>>225853934Just hate going to see the oldies they're so retarded and depressing
>>225853929On TikTok all of the women are saying they're doing an "Everything Shower" tonight so they're ready for Halloween this weekend. They seem really excited. Keep that in mind while you're out.
>>225853878halloween is haram. will be a good day when its finally banned in the uk
>>225853924That other anon isn't me it is indeed mayo (made with olive oil) but I'm not an animal only the chicken sosij will be dipped in mayo
>>225853889Yeah who cares
no reason i couldn't be the personal bumboy of some oil sheikh in dubai and live in obscene luxury, getting buggered by some hairy rasheed every now and then is a small price to pay
SayanimSayanim (Hebrew: סייענים, lit. helpers, assistants)[21] are unpaid Jewish civilians who help Mossad out of a sense of devotion to Israel.[22] They are recruited by Mossad's field agents, katsas, to provide logistical support for Mossad operations.[14] A sayan running a rental agency, for instance, could help Mossad agents rent a car without the usual documentation.[23][24] The usage of sayanim allows the Mossad to operate with a slim budget yet conduct vast operations worldwide.[25] Sayanim can have dual citizenships but are often not Israeli citizens.[26][27] According to Gordon Thomas, there were 4,000 sayanim in Britain and some 16,000 in the United States in 1998.[23] Israeli students called bodlim are often used as gofers for Mossad.[28]
>>225853946cheers so I've got the halo package which means all my shit should be expedited, even when they send a techie out it's usually next day so I was given a 24-48 hour timeframe obviously we're past that now so why the fuck am I even paying for this fancy halo shit will be calling up later (in case the postman comes back in his van with it) and I'll have them knock a bit off my bill which is fucking outrageous as it is mind you
>>225853855yeah it's unc as fuck to top yourself so can't be doing that
been to one wedding in my life and when I looked at the pictures and saw how fucking stupid my smile is in every single one of them I wanted to stab my self in the neck
i've got a staffy
>>225854037ive got a stiffy
racismlad dubai arc
>>225854047I've got a staffy with a stiffy
*little mouse ears prick up*
>>225854037what’s up nigga
>>225854090careful mate it's going for your family jewels
ever had a dream where your dick fell off?
>>225854090whats that runt in the background?
dtfic will be waking up and logging on soon
>>225854090bros dog is a gm
>>225854117yes and ive had dreams where ive had a vagina
>>225854090don't know how anyone can think staffies aren't adorable
>>225854150redditors who think they're pitbulls
>>225854127mutt from shelter
>>225854142had a vagina dream too, it felt weird, very tender and stinging, must've been on my period
>>225854169They basically are pitbulls, it’s like saying French bulldog and English bulldog aren’t similar
my mate had a staffy and it bit my nose and made me bleed but she was a nice dogdead now of course
>>225853453Crazy playing these kinds of games with your daughter. Soon they're going to ramp it up when this isn't enough anymore
>>225854188pitbulls except not unhinged around people and if they were you could fight off. Which is the main problemeven if they cannot deal with other dogs existing
just christ hotel rooms have more than doubled in price since the last time i stayed in one back in 2013 or so. surely inflation can't be responsible for that muchgod i'm so sick of the jews and their meddling
>>225854215ktim
>>225853252Charlie is so fine lads
>>225854220>and if they were you could fight offmost dog fatalities are young children which a staffy could tear to pieces just as easily as a pit
>>225854263Where did you find this webm of the lads and I
>>225853800Don't listen to that I experienced boy. You're totally right, keep on doing it, ANYTHING can happen to you the moment you step out the door. Just 2 days ago a woman I'm speaking to told me while she was on holiday her friend asked some guy if he wanted to come to their room just spontaneously. She didn't even have a chance to say no and had to have sex with him too
yeah don't know how anyone could ever get these two breeds confused
snoop doggy dogg is my motherfuckin homie
>>225854263somehow still ess cringe than tiktoids
>>225854263practicing their wotanic dancing for the day of the rope
>>225854220even if you could fight it off you're still going to take a lot of damage if it gets a bite on youthem niggas got jaws like crocodiles if it bites you won't easily get it off short of caving its head in
>comment on tiktok how good British culture is >replies are all crying about slavery and colonialism
>>225854263screamo thats me
>>225854336
>>225854308the cherry on top is that they live on a soulless new build estate.
>>225854247
>>225854340
>>225854336they all cry yet they all want to live here (or other similar countries with similar colonial pasts). curious.
>>225854336i didn't use tiktok very long but i stopped after i realised the userbase was even more retarded than 4chan's
That's us done then?
What’s the difference between Pakistani culture annd generic Islamic culture??
>>225854377>usFOY
two (you)s for posting my lunch bet you'd have all been poo screaming if I'd just reposted a fucking reddit meal deal
as a gay man, working in a straight male environment where all the blokes I share an office with are happily married is torture
>>225854407do you want them to bum you?
smoking that skits hydro
>>225854377holy shit is that guy still aroundI thought he retired from the public eye in humiliation
want a jack russell but they're apparently not a good first dog
here we are then
>>225854407Yeah surely most gay people don't meet their partners at work, can't you take advantage of the gay scene
>>225854407>t.
>>225854359
>>225854438why are turks so bent
Having any relationships at work is a bad idea
colleagubergs are all 10-30 years older than me with kids and divorces and shit
>>225854279lol what you were talking to a woman (how do you know her?) who told you her friend asked some random guy to come back to theri sand they had a mff threesom?
>>225854377ywnbb
>>225854359>>225854443imagine being the soulless, subversive jew vermin that came up with this
>>225854438lmao
These are the people who voted for Lula in Brazil just in case you guys were wondering
>>225854459only an incel would buy that
>>225854407Why can't you just be a normal person? Why do you have to be gay man :(
>>225854422yeah>>225854436I can but some of them are crazy hot, genuinely masculine men like them aren't actually very common in the gay community.
>>225853252looks like she stinks
>>225854481Ywnbf my Algerian fren
>>225854482Do you think the same about who came up with the BBC news corporation
An Englishman wrote the Second Amendment.An American invented the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.On a long enough timeline, Anglos will inevitably subjugate themselves for no reason.
>>225854377If the threat is to the Falkland Islands (ours) why are they building subs for Argentina (not theirs)?
>>225854504why would I considering that's completely unrelated, you weird little incel
>>225854438the near east is boomingmillions must breed
paki woman melty
>>225854492Oil rig or navy for you my lid
as an occasional goyslop delivery driver, i despise people who pay in cash, especially if their change is under $5 and they still want it back
>>225854504You're a retard man
>>225854519>>225854561Yeah yeah I’m an idiot that’s why neither of you can say why just hurl insults
>>225854539>the near east is boomingIts mad in Egypt at the moment. No idea why
>>225854476Someone I met online. Yep, total stranger. They were on holiday in Holland so her friend was in that dumb, giddy girl mood and thought she needed to do something like that. Yes it was a threesome, at first she wasn't going to do it but did. Afterwards she told her friend she can't just do stuff like that without saying something first. Anons will say what are the chances of that happening to you, but I bet when that guy left to go to work he never dreamed he'd end up being lucky enough to land himself in that.Less outrageous you just get a kiss off a dunk woman
>>225854580genuinely top yourself, you won't be missed
>>225854580not them but it’s so obvious why it doesn’t need to be said. are you learning disabled?
>>225854588you know in real life too or only online?why did she feel the need to tell you this story lolhow did you reactdid she enjoy it?>her friend was in that dumb, giddy girl mood and thought she needed to do something like that. damn wish that would happen to me lol;
>>225854611>are you learning disabled?saaaaar your english no good saaaarrr
>>225854558wtf all delivery services here are card-only
>UK faces worst decade for household incomes, IFS think tank says, as it warns debt and growth problems remain
>>225854633what?
>>225854580I suspect you're just being disingenuous because it's quite clear how Big Black Cup and British Broadcasting Corporation are different, and the little joke they were going for is extremely on the nose. >>225854633Oh that's embarrassing
>>225854611Maybe I am because I genuinely don’t see how it’s any different. And this other guys just fucking telling me to kill myself
>>225854615Dating app Haven't met yet. I asked her if she had ever done anything naughty and she told me. It was like porn for me, for the mind
>>225854340corrr love birds arses
>>225854673Nobody says "are you learning disabled", they say "Do you have a learning disability". You have been exposed as yet another pajeet that infests this website.
im going to shit in the toliet
oh nononononono saaarr you did the redeemful sarrr are you havings the learning disables saarrr?
propah bri'ish 'istoree roight 'ere laddies
>>225854708learning disabled is fine but i’ll concede that you’re probably far more used to hearing terminology relating to this than me, usually i just call you retards or mongs
>>225853252Genuine mong face
microwaving my brain with predictive programming in corrie
screaming this lad thought "learning disabled" was wrong
>>225854708mate everyone knows brits can barely speak their own language kek it doesn't make him indian uuuh uuurrrrhh my mate john has went on holiday so he's borrowed me his car so we're avvin a chinese for tea (picks nose and eats it and farts)
>>225854737Only an ESL foreigner would even consider arranging it in such a robotic and awkward sentence. Painfully obvious you're foreign.
I'm hearing jewish voices and I like it
sir you are learning diabled sir
hate england and english people
>>225854703damn which app i cant rly get any matcheslol wild she'd tell you that and that turned you on? i guess if your'e just looking to shag then it sounds gooddid she give any details like surely it's kinda weird to see your friend being fucked right after you by the same cock kinda thing
Got my driving license but only ever used it to buy booze and fags, still never owned a car
>>225854767nope, cope on retard
>>225854762He's right though, nobody would say learning disabled. He's got you on the ropes, ranjesh
>>225854703+49 what country is that
>+49>dating
>>225854767think you're just trusting your own warped autistic idiosyncratic judgement a bit too much lad
i'm sexy
Mad how the UK government told Israel murdering all the Palestinians was naughty and they shouldnt do it and now the whole world gives a fuck about the Falklands. Almost like the powers that be are teaching us a lesson in humility.
>>225854798You need to do the needings sir and do the readings up on english prose sir if you are to stay in calcutta scam call centre sir please thank you very much sir do no be the disabled learnings sir
Best way to become a legitimate millionaire is to start an innovative business and grow it until it's able to be acquired for a few million and then you're able to see your idea grow on its own
>>225854826ktim
>>225854805Germany, so safe to assume this anon is talking to someone about eating shit. They're mad for that over there.
Only a couple of days left in Black History Month lads. What have YOU done to celebrate it?
>>225854826
Whenever I go on the catalogue and see that Japanese guy shit flinging at Koreans and Chinese people I cannot help but laughNo skin in it but it's still funny
>>225854826me too
>>225854805GERMANY
>>225854864:D
>>225854829cant stand overzealous mongs like you who suck the fun out of hating jeets. let the gimmick breathe
>>225854826Notice they've gone quiet
>>225854864you do that in germany?
>>225854826Yes sir the US dictionary defintion I have on my desk in calcutta sir
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/214109194/#214115259screaming
>>225854826he’ll come up with some cope now about how no one actually says it irl (he’s very used to hearing people talk about his learning disability)
>>225854652it's the jews innit
>>225854878:~~~DD>>225854894every now and then
ah yes the source is the US state department and the american dictionary, I am sure le typical /brit/ runt white english poster absolutely gets his diction from those sources.
erryting gwan be irie
That's not enough, we demand more abortions!MORE ABORTIONS MORE ABORTIONS
>>225854915You’ve been destroyed, wrap this meltdown up
reading prossie profiles on the escort sites, and a lot of them mention how educated they are, some even claiming to have advanced degrees and stuff. like bitch why are you selling your vagina to gross old men and pakis then?
>>225854928He didn't say that.
conveniently not seeing the hft.org.uk link just accept you were wrong mate, a real man wouldunless you are actually learning disabled scream
you have the learning disables sir
>>225854763>(picks nose and eats it and farts)i do this
>>225854926wish that were so, little bomboclorangutan
>>225854935you've been exposed pajeet. Nobody says "learning disabled" and screenshotting a google search accidentally under a south korean VPN of american government sources is not the own you think it is
It not fucking right
keep melting down there's a good lad
>>225854915>>225854979mad how sometimes you can read a post/series of posts and instantly tell that the person who wrote it is unemployedyou're like one of those neglected dogs who're holed up inside all day and end up barking at nothing in particular for five hours straight
Looks like Dua Lipa but Indian
>>225854946Yes he did you're wrong it's probably a Mandela effect or something
14
>>225854980I've said it before and I'll say it again: We are the most based country on Earth. Grow up and stop watching slop
>>225854980NO FACESITTING. This is an order from Andy Burnham himself.
>>225854980they should arrest anyone who did watch any of this shite
>>225854712you'll do nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJOBShs_o5Y&t=20sshe said learning disabled
I'm a foot smother artist and I'm claiming asylum in the United States
>>225855054>>225855054>>225855054>>225855054>>225855054
>>225854980woke doesn't want you to get a faceful of chebbards
>>225854980Fucks sake facesitting is probably in my top 3 porns i like
right that one's getting deleted
>>225854980am i a criminal if i have got a girl to sit on my face before?
ah yes the brighton festival thats where i get my definitions from
>>225855054>>225855054>>225855054>>225855054>>225855054>>225855054>>225855054
>criteria changed from usage to definitionmoving the goalpost, a sure sign of being done
>>225854980uk moment
