lego porn edition
oh fuck i was going to make the new >:(
this is what they do in germany
this isn't technically nsfw but i get the feeling janny won't stand for it
>>225854980wait I thought this shit just applied to choking and step sibling RPfucking facesitting is going to be illegal too?actually insane
>>225855088mousenonce weeping
>>225855097
Mental how I often have the exact opposite opinions to a lot of the loudest shouting retards on here but that's ok because the type of person that comes here to legitimately talk about serious issues rather than fire off random shitposts when they're bored is not the type of person I want to have anything in common with
after searching the internet for 10 minutes now his best sources are: The US State Department, the Collins Dictionary (US) and the Brighton Relaxed Festival 2020.
wonder why asian escorts usually set their rate cheaper than the white ones. it's almost like they fully acknowledge that they're of lesser value than whites
Imagine Alysa Liu on facial abuse
lads on /brit/ will choose the most bizarre hills to die on. some of the arguments you see people get into on here genuinely baffle me sometimes
>>225855100Why they so angry at giganto Flat Eric?
>>225855118are you ever going to let this boring slappyfight go
>>225855054not sure if this is online safety act safe
I'm always apprehensive about sending a nigga to dunelm in case he spends the entire day shitting up the thread
>>225855141You're the one desperately searching the archives for examples of other pajeets misusing the english language
>>225855113vgp take a moment to imagine the life of the sort of learning disabled NEET mong who comes here and actually takes part in those meaningless entire-thread tit for tat arguments because they've got literally fuck all else going on in their lives. be thankful you aren't one of them
>>225855162i'm not even the one you've been arguing with you utter freak
>>225855149fucking screaming imagining you frantically cobbling this together and forgetting to crop it properly
>>225855137Easy to forget that there's a contingent of legitimately socially retarded shut ins that have zero interaction outside of this webshite. When one of them starts going off at me I tend to just go and do some work until they wear themselves out, but it's funny when you see them trying to bring up the argument for days after because they didn't get the release they wanted
now he's doing the "pretend to be someone else and give meta commentary about how he doesnt care and vaguepost" in the thread
>>225855186You are though, you're the freak getting upset over being called indian and you want to let it go
>>225855192
>>225855113
does anyone got that ai cat video where they're dancing to smalltown boy?
>>225855218kys
>>225855216learning disabled image
sar i am disabled of the learnings
>>225855223why lad!
Remember
>>225855195>>225855162>>225855235You're seething
>>225855113>type of person that comes here to legitimately talk about serious issuesI always assume they got bullied off a different board
am learning disabled
indians are often the ones spamming "seething" in /v/ threads too when they get called pajeetssarr you are seething and copingggg
>>225855218here you go m8
>>225855218there ain't no ai cat videos here and there never was!
>>225855194the longterm consequences of chronic adult male virginity are haunting to even think about
watching videos of women being weighed and the average is about 70kgim at 79kg
don't need porn with the stuff foids post on instagram these days
mad how you could be viciously arguing with one lad in one thread and then in the next thread you could be agreeing and getting chummy with the same lad and neither of you know the other was the same guy you were just calling a retarded incel o algo
>>225855276
>learning disabled image
>>225855276can't even get one of them to smother me with facesitting now in starmer's britain
>>225855289
where am i supposed to go to find autistic nerds, everyone on the apps is a complete normgroid
so this is illegal now?
>>225855290Genuinely mad how awful somalians are
>>225855218>smalltown boyummy
>>225855258kek vgp
>>225855288I never argue onlineThat's how you win
>>225855290why havent black men increased the birth rate in the uk with our women
sir please save on share drive for less occurrences of humiliation sir
>>225855290heathermong lad how have you let interracial pornography consume your entire being, it's like the first or second category you see on the front page of pornhub do you ever actually think about anything else or is it all just going to be 3D models of black cocks rotating in your mind 24/7 until you die?
slept the past 12 hours in 30 minute stints96 hours no alcohol nowhalloween will be tough but I’ll just be the boring bastard at the party who doesn’t drink
>>225855288not a fan of when someone tries to start an argument with me so I just ignore them but some other mong replies to them so they probably think they're "owning" me when I refused to even play the game
>why havent black men increased the birth rate in the uk with our women
Have unironically sanitised my posts due to the Respect Orders legislation
>>225855367come on now lad hp can't rotate 3d shapes in his head he's learning disabled
>>225855339My rule is that I must not ever under any circumstances reply to a post that even slightly rustles my jimmies because that's exactly what they want. Makes my time online much nicer.
fucking roaring at this nigga asking gemini to back him up
>>225855384scriym
The media constantly talks about how bad porn addiction is but also wants to punish porn addicts with years in prison for wanting their face sat onMake it make sense
Learning disabled is something someone learning disabled would say
rorke being caught fucking his fleshlight and when his mum enters he just throws the bottle of lube at her
>>225855388frightened coward
>>225855360lads, get this: the tell you what you want to hear machine just told me what i wanted to hear LOL bet you feel dumb now
oh be quiet
>>225855405Right i'm going to break my rule just this once to tell you to FUCK OFFFFFFFF ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225855374first time in years ive seen bmwf memes being traced to east asians
>>225855394It's a pattern, he went on a mad one last week getting chatgpt to tell everyone that he'd owned someone else in the thread and then kept banging on about it for days after. Very severely twisted mind
>>225855339Yes you do
>>225855367
>>225855404the bottle hitting her square on the forehead and killing her instantly hitman games style
>>225855421:( see>>225855373
>>225855433You're right>>225855429Is that the 20 reasons why diego was done thing?
imagining him clicking furiously on the "regenerate response" button whenever the ai tells him no
roar
>>225855418morning dtfic
>>225855435send a proper version of this i want to see if it's atheist gibberish or actual scholarship
My name WotanAm autistic. Roar!
>>225855450I was talking about him going off at someone that questioned why he was posting a contextless screenshot of a man from a youtube video, but I'm sure it's the same lunatic
doing a gay learning disabled dance
>>225855474>athiestjewish
>>225855464Antisemitic post
>>225855491?
any more of her?
alri lads
Japanese men and their British boys
wearning disabiwity
ok downloading 'hiki' the dating app for neurodivergent adults
>>225855479Oh I missed that I think,
you're all years behind my research
>choking banned>facefucking allowedbased
>>225855515alri kyle rigg, otherwise known as ebin from /britfeel/
i can't get ahead in the world because i'm stuck at zero
>>225855532there was also this
>>225855429you genuinely sound mentally ill
>>225855535Don't be so proud. Soon only missionary where the woman just lies down doing nothing will be allowed
>>225855540I remember that one
>>225855540psianf
>>225855532Screaming at this, cannot imagine what sort of person would spend their time generating such pointless bollocks
>>225855544No he doesn't, is this your first time posting here?
lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin desu
>>225855532deegs lost all credibility here
Children of Men is going become a reality. The world kills itself off with an over-stimulated goon death spiral that kills fertility rates everywhere except this island.
>>225855560im blistering for a pisstering
>>225855558imagine being so done by diego that you scamper to your ai feedback looper to beg it to gaslight other people into thinking you won the argument
>>225855552>liking anything but 2D
>>225855559You're sperging out and recalling meaningless arguments from anonymous people over a week ago. Yes, you are mentally unwell.
Chatgbt is we getting a new argument
>>225855560if you were gay you could have done both at the same time
>>225855570coororrrororrr
>>225855560that means youre developing a scat fetish
>>225855552Good
>recalling meaningless arguments from anonymous people over a week agowhen you put it that way, that is actual lunacy. terminal lack of clues
surely everyone is watching porn on a vpn anyway or are people actually sending their passport to pornhub to have a wnak
lads i've just had a wank, now i'm due for a poo desu
>>225855581kek think we've located our chatgpt user
>>225855581remembering things does not make you mentally ill :)
>>225855594none is all the nons presumably
>>225855594i associate middle names with pooroids because it usually means someones parents have remarried
How long did he cry about mousey for while he (me) was gone
>>225855600na i just fuck when you becoem a man youll understand
the missus is starting to look like mary-louise parker as she gets older
What? No it doesn't. You might get a double barrelled surname, but a middle name is something completely different.
>>225855616Middle names?Like John Adam Smith?
>>225855616Middle names is anglo. No name is norman/nordic
why are we banning porn and still allowing fat people
>>225855600Just go to Yandex and type in whatever you want into the videos section and you get a whole load of websites still hosting to the UK. Mainly russian websites because they don't give a shit and whats lil timmy at ofcom gonna do, sue putin?
>>225855616not sure thats how middle names generally work in britain
>>225855616>it usually means someones parents have remarriedbaffling post
>>225855616no it doesn't
>>225855640we sugar taxed em
you lads ever been on one of those trandem bikes? gfberg wants to try one but feel like I'd just be doing all the work
>>225855616>>225855594i just saw these posts yesterday wtf
>>225855658cute
>>225855665>trandemcorr
>>225855616My middle name is that of my dad's brother who died
>>225855640has to be fake
>>225855665Good way to make a fool of yourself in public
>>225855607chatgpt certainly mogs your brighton festival source you- i mean the south korean poster - found
>>225855658right thats a load of bullshit because the blue one is over-assertive/dominant and the yellow one is a snide little passive aggressive bitch
>>225855658get banned paedo rapist
>>225855641but the solo female masturbation girl i like is on the hub
unusual norwood pattern on this chap. wonder if he has a masculine enough face to pull off the inevitable shaved head cope manoeuvre
>>225855616this is your brain on atuism
>>225855665transdem bike being ridden by three black trannies
>>225855665translated>gf wants me to spend moneybut yeah i have and did all the work or she was just heavy
>>225855690bizarre reply
>>225855708fuck off paedo troon
i've got 2 middle names
>>225855692who is that your boyfriend?
got steve martin's song from little shop of horrors stuck in my head
>>225855692hes gonna be really handsome when he gets his transplant
>>225855681Why did he do that then
how old were you when you became taller than your mum lads? i think i was maybe 14
>>225855689yes that's the pointit's a personality swap
copied this post from the archive and bagged 8 (You)s
>>225855715mlp ponies are /brit/ culture
>>225855726lol
>>225855663Is that an even problem in the UK
>>225855665I did when I was a kid
Bow to your King, peasants.
>>225855692Looks like a tranny
just pooed my pants. am i going to change my undies? no. no i'm not.
>>225855730oh ok
>>225855729it never happened lol
>>225855560if u were a yank you would be getting bullied for this post but luckily you’re an ausdog
wonder if elizabeth hurley fucks her son
>>225855303Games workshop
>>225855750Irish diaspora
i associate middle names with pooroids because it usually means someones parents have remarried
>>225855736>i was just pretending to be retardedcongrats
>>225855765weird thing to wonder
>>225855750bro gave his dna to the mormon church
>>225855776funny because you are actually retarded.
>>225855750>bro isn't even south englishngmi
>>225855777there've been rumours floating around about it for ages, hardly a theory of my very own
>>225855779Very astute and wise point and extremely well made
Gonna boot up the VPN Any dollies you’d like to request?
>>225855786Strange face shape on the short one
>>225855796WTF IS a a SLANS
>>225855808slanslad please
>>225855796whole cock needs coming off
>>225855795hs
>>225855808balloonwanker
>>225855750dios mio.... el abominácio de las britanos...
>>225855739he is
>>225855729i think like 16my mum is really short but i was a proper pipsqueak and had a really late growth spurt. and yes it did mindrape me to perceiving myself as a manlet forever even though i'm now a regular height
>>225855360I told you to wrap this meltdown up heathernonce. Went paki shop and you’re still going
>>225855796Got a big slans me oh yes I do.
might invite the toilfu to the fireworks
learning disabled
going to court soonfucksake
>>225855808the weird jap who says our food has no umami
Sir Russell Brand
>>225855830You need to see a doctor, young man. You are ruining your life.
>>225855843>2016
im from australia
>>225855843think you're a bit late lad
>>225855856he's been done
>>225855864the aussie "nigga"
Me? Enjoying some chips and curry down the beach. It a lovely day x
genuinely can't remember the before times when we didn't have sophisticated ai and that was only a few years back
>>225855864Wish I were from Australia
>>225855861Nothing can get past you
>>225855843niggas posting images older than rorkes girlfriend
>>225855864wanna go on an all-aussie adventure m80?
>>225855881back to brit/feel/
got stuff to do but catberg wants a cuddle>>225855896weirdo
>>225855885dunno how to use the damn ai thingy
>>225855897dashing through the bushin a rusty holden ute
>>225855567>over-stimulated goon death spiralktim every Friday night
i am, you are, we are australian
>>225855826bro...
>>225855881Looks nice. Got lunch in the office myself.
>>225855907catberg cuddle :)
>>225855917hello?
>>225855858Bizarre reply with a distinctly Indian cadence
grew my hair out from a lifetime of buzzcutsive actually received attention from women for the first timei understand now why so many men are terrified of balding
>>225855881>Me?Nobody has ever asked what you're up to you longnecked /r9k/ reject
supposed to be 35 didgeridegrees tomoz lads, and humid as fuck because of the rain we had the past few days. i can't take it
>>225855861Backlogs innit
did the foreigner post the disinformation about le british police arresting people for offensive posts for the quintillionth time did he? Did it get the AI replies from BritishPatriotBulldog68 and did he call it a disgrace did he? Did the autistic spastic billionaire amplify the post on his feed for his army of bots to reply that Britain has fallen did he now?
>>225855951explain this attention
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>>225855796New rulers 0 11 22 18 22 13 02 19 S/ 6 18 21 11 again 0
>>225855960
>>2258558432016mong origins
>>225855963i dont know sorry
>>225855874
neighbour cat beat up catberg. poor lad's limping and hiding in a box and his fur's all messed up. fuming.
>>225855960right well we all love her don't we
i bless the rains down in australia
Normalise violence against women.
>>225855958i had the window the night before last or was it last nightcan't remember but it was really hot
your gay lol
rates of child abuse in black families are basically 100%. whenever you see a black person it is a certainty that they were severely beaten by the parents when they were children. just thinking about this makes me realise that we're simply not the same as them
>>225855987get him to the vet lad. probably got a bite on him somewhere that'll get infected
>>225855976speak to me at uniand one agreed to go out with me for lunchdoesn't mean im chad but i feel like im a human for the first time
cross-posting food pics from reddit again yeah
>>225855864OI ROIGHT MATE IM POZTRALIAN LOVE ME COLD FOSTERS FROM THE SERVO HAHA STREWTH LOOK AT THIS GOLDEN NUGGET COVERED IN ROO POO
>>225855987:(Go kick that cat over a rugby post
right well reddit meme right well
Had a bizarre dream last night. I was having dinner with some people and one of them, a jew, decided to open up a big box that wasn't for them. She was trying to steal it but inside were just a load of chocolate advent calendars. I asked if it's appropriate for her to have them if she's jewish and she said no, but then she started eating them anywayWhat is the meaning of this
im not reading all that sorry my time is simply too precious a commodity
>>225856018means you're going to eat sausages in the next few days
>>225856003This post will have him seething despite it being what he asked for
>>225856004I genuinely don't understand why people do this
>>225856009come home white man that little foggy island isnt doing you any good
>>225855999
it pie night
>>225856018Christmas round the corner initjews won't like it
>>225856003what did she sayalso what u mean go out with you for lunchyou asked her out and she said yes?how old r u
>>225856042Your mum when she's waiting for me in bed
the proto gf was raised by a single father and she turned out very well, i on the other hand was raised by a single mother and i'm a total fuck up. sad state of affairs when women are so incompetent at the one thing they're supposed to be naturally good at (raising children), that men still do a better job at it
>>225855999>australia>billionth trillionth post about black people >there’s like 1000 in the whole country and they all live in one city shouldn’t you be obsessed with pacific islanders or something
https://youtube.com/shorts/JCfnJdW6fv8
>>225856059do you look really funny as well
>>225856063mate shut up you don't know what you're talking about
Adolf Hitler
>>225856027Cut or uncut?
learning disabled sir
>>225856053They genuinely dont like it and its very funny
>>225856004If he doesn't, he starts fidgeting and pulling his hair out.
>>225856041frustrating gif this
>>225856059careful now lad all the foid worshippers on /brit/ will declare you an incel
turning thirty and already feel like some old man sitting in a care home waiting to die
>>225856096Keep watching x
Sir Jewish Thief
why isn't there a good software application on desktop that teaches french
>>225856100Its around that age you should be getting a clue. Are you runningmong by any chance? The one from Knaresborough
condensing my sexual energies into a physical orb and smashing it with a sledgehammer
>>225856003yeah going for lunch doesn't mean a whole lot mate but I know what you mean, it's nice to know people actually want to spend time with you
>>225856063>>225856040>>225855886UK is 83% whiteAustralia is 69% white
>>225856055i had a conversation with a womani asked a girl if she'd like to go to a restraunt with me for lunch and she agreedim 20
Even Wikipedia admits that the jews invented Hannukah because they were jealous of Christians in America after they fled their with the German distruption
>>225856124did this years ago
>>225856059Women are useless at everything.
was thinking about her at work and actually started to get a semimaybe I don't need to worry about potential limp dick after all
>>225856099there are foid worshipers here? i thought /brit/ was a misogynist general
creampieing aus outback puss
>>225856129it’s like 0.5% black though, but they’re obsessed with them
>>225856129
>>225856124*replaces your orb with my bollocks*
>>225856132oh right and u think this was soley down to your hair lenght? did you not talk to gi rls at school?how did your lunch go was it flirty or pureply platonic
>>225856170is he wrong though
>>225856164right but why would i want to know about this
>>225856166try saying anything negative about tattoos on women and see what happens
>>225856166I like women
>>225856166the girls and the gays run /brit/ x
test
>>225856129>>225856168neither of you have any idea what you're talking about. if you took 2 minutes to do any proper research rather than just parroting this half-baked drivel you'd find respite in not making yourself look like fools
>>225856187I was talking about my anxiety about losing my V card the other day and a few lads were giving me positive advice x
>>225851428>>225851428
>>225856195its because a few posters in here have cuckstamos of their own thats why they defend tattoos so much
>>225856214death to you
was going to recycle my thread that didn't make it but janman pruned it. nice going fuckwit
>>225856212not an argument
Women are evil cunts.Even the ones who seem nice are heartless cunts who will ghost you for no reason.Utterly hate them. I don't even get aroused when I see an attractive woman now. I just get annoyed because she's probably a cunt.
that's not the newthat's not the new at all
>>225856242>>225856242>>225856242
>>225856168thats because they're completely yankified they all speak in ebonics for the same reason
>>225856212i did the research and 1.7% of australians are of african descent, BUT over half of those are white south africans. so why are you obsessed with them?
