i've only gone and made the new, what am i like? edition
im completely paralysed im utterly frozen stiff i cant move help me someone help please
>>225856256i hate sleep paralysis too usually i cant type during it tho
TGIF
hate people that say "earlier" or "the other day" when talking about something that happened months or years previously
>>225856256Bupropion XR 250MG a day
>>225856242oh shit he's a monkey
favourite mainstream/normie artist? for me it has to be adele
>>225856195i've been in /brit/ for over a decade and have posted all sorts of vile shit about women and i can't recall an instance of anyone having a go at me about it
lets have a ride on your bicyclelets have a ride on your bikeshe put her bicycle under a treei think that girl took a fancy to me
>>225856256*steals your wallet and shoes*
>>225856256
You people make too many threads, please slow down
aussies desperately want to maintain their epic cool crocodile dundee/steve irwin persona but sadly they're just as a jeeted as the rest of us.
https://youtube.com/shorts/JCfnJdW6fv8 What would you do if a girl reacted this way
>>225856275Did Gordon Freeman really say that
so the other day when we sacked constantinople
>>225856270it was literally yesterday evening lad, not sure why this is so out of the realm of possibility for you
>>225856291i don't like that persona, it's like blackface to us
need slipper recommendations my feets are getting cold
>>225856287No mateWe’re going to flood the catalogWe’re going to post nothing of substanceYou’re going to deal with it
>>225856275rorke in tatters
pretty cool in cyberpunk you can take the tube
>>225856287norwegia? i hardly know her!
remember when people hanging up the england flag in england was one of the most controversial political issues of the century
zedders are turning 30 and realising they age toosad, I warned them to be humble
>>225856305no idea what you're referring to but i wasn't referring to any post here
FOUR NAANS JEREMY XDD
>>225856291why are some of you so obsessed with us lol literally all we do is post about piss and shit and other mildly funny idle musings about fast food menu items and such
just had my jobcentre appointment and it went unremarkably fine
yo cody come over to my place meemaw's made snicker doodles
>>225856341towards the end of the last thread I used the phrase "the other day" and I assumed you were referring to it x
>>225856321yeah but why would you want to
>>225856353i've been as drunk as the guy lying down many times sadly lol
do NOT get caughy referencing a piece of media in front of that lad he will destroy you
>>225856360many are saying this
Chippy time with dogberg
>>225856256I'll be right over.
he's only gone and posted a food pic from reddit again
>>225856380he allowed
>>225856362well i wasn't but i might have glanced over your post and been inspired by it subconsciously x
>>225856381helpful man :)
>>225856380Actually looks good tbf
iggy scurrying to make the new when confronted with the fact his racial obsession is incongruous with the reality of his nation’s demographics. he’s been found out
>>225856381:S
>>225856386His OCD demands it, please understand
>>225856392my mistake lad just a simple misunderstanding x
this is "the brit" is it not? is it a crime to post british posts here?
>>225856380lush
have shit to do
>>225856353this would do numbers on uk reddit with some neek title like ‘why im proud2b british!!’
>>225856380bet dogbergs farts were lethal after this
>>225856401pop?
>>225856380he looks like dave bautista
>>225856316r9k is dead lol
>>225856380fat dog
stupid idiot!
>>225856422sccccccc
why are there so many more indians in australia since covid?
no mr bond, i expect you to cum
>>225856418reddit we have liftoff
>>225856430errrr
>>225856435jeets are good goy slaves
was properly spacking out over the Eastenders credits theme last night, just thumping my head to match the drums and then screeching when the music comes in
>>225856430>those fat armsominous
>>225856435The great replacement innit
>>225856367Fun init
>>225856430Yeaaa these girls are fit
>>225856435they're servile runts who work for pennies, they're literally genetically perfected slaves
>>225856380Too salty for a dog
>>225856380runt freak
get the 'tex posted
a greasy neet incel white guy is still worth more than 100 indian CEOs or doctors
`Mousey` dating Employed Woman. Who says no ??
>6 months in jail for a consenting relationship between two adultsWoke has gone mad
Any absolute dangers to themselves and everyone around them man in?
>>225856499yh
> SNEAKO brought a bag of Babybel cheese to Ye’s house for Thanksgiving - he thought they were luxurious
>>225856499nope
>>225856494also she wasn't even still his teacher at the time. yanks just love handing out exorbitant prison sentences
>>225856489do these people feel nice and slippery or is there more friction than there looks
>>225856428>>225856487Leave him the FUCK alone
>>225856494The school is in Croydon lmao
Asked the psychiatrist if I could get ADHD meds because she said it was suspected when I was 5 but she started telling me about how long the diagnostic process is and turned to the other psyche at the end of the meeting while she was saying she will go get that process started in that way women do when they secretly tell each other "NOT"All I want is meth the best drug in the world and the world is gatekeeping it from me
i'm silly
>>225856417r/casualUK is a profoundly depressing place
>>225856532yeah not worth the hassle, just buy it off the dark web
>>225856380Sausage in batter? Lush x
>>225856493Mousey is a horse you fucking rapist
>>225856516do yanks not have those?
>The school is in Croydon lmao
>>225856532pay a grand to some telehealth mill and you'll have a diagnosis and NHS funded prescription within a month
>>225856494WHAT IS THE CHARGE?FUCKING A TWINNNNNNNNNNNK?A SUCCULENT TEENAGE TWINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK?
Might go tell them I'll slit my own throat if I don't get it
>>225856418bases superman
>>225856520you have to shine it to get that finish so yes they are slippery
>>225856547He was black though wasn’t he
Right well cronem blacked his teacher then didn't he
Keep seeing people on x.com erroneously saying the succulent chinese meal clip is British
whats working in a care home like
i am a woman
Is there anything worse than being ghosted by a woman on a dating app after exchanging a few messages and thinking it's going well? Asked one out on a date and no response.Utter cunts. Fucking hate how modern society lets women ghost with absolutely zero repercussions. Genuinely just do not understand how people get into relationships or how men don't regularly beat women. They are simply unfathomable.
>>225856586What kind
>>225856591same want to lezz off
might start doing this
>>225856581>>225856582Please gain a clue mate
>>225856439>Goldfinger continued to push his finger further down Mr Bond’s anus until he could firmly rest his knuckles on Mr Bond’s taint
>>225856599old people
when I die elton john will speak about my impeccable britposting career
>>225856622Free fanny
>>225856602bad idea my fanny reeks
>>225856594yeah it's worse to eitherget 0 likes/matches at allto send messages out to matches and get 0 responsesboth of those are worseyours is only the third worseso fUCKoFFcHAD
>>225856584most yanks legitimately can't tell other english speaking accents apart, show them irish scottish nz english australian saffer etc. and they'll just call it "british"
>>225856602>>225856628you are not a woman
Post your lips
mmph fuck mm shit mmph oh fuck
>>225856622harrowing. lots of wiping arses and death. people should be made to do placement there for a month to learn about the harshness of life
Mad how the thread was spammed with politics until white women got mentioned and now they're posting about black men
woke is really just women being mentally ill and confused
>>225856657son
>>225856657me on top of umpops
observing a lot of trump derangement syndrome over on reddit. don't understand why leftypol can't get over it
> learn about the harshness of lifealready learnt this from backbreaking neettoil every day
>>225856657gay little pig gay little pig let me in noooo not by the 'rroids of my bummy bum bum
>>225856687>redditGo back.
umosaurus
Assume all posts referencing black men, their penises, sex with black men are trolling outside of /b/ and report them for thatThey’ll get a 3 day ban and need to reset their routerThis causes them immense discomfort because they need to spam about their OCD induced cuck fetish all day
anime
>>225856690neetoil is horrific but i don’t think it’s as bad as wagetoil
it’s so stupid how when you check in a hotel you have to wait until 3 pm but then you have to check out by 11 am so unfair
cant wait for saturday night. halloween you know. i have the sweets sitting ready
access to the botnet has destroyed his feeble learning disabled little brain
its not really the chinese or the jews or the indians doing the cuckposting. Its outwardly insecure blacks who have to live with the reality that no white woman likes fat rubber lips, ashy and stale nappy hair and ugly faces. Theres a reason why pornstars are paid three to four times more in interracial porn
>>225856765The cope is insane holy shit
>>225856765I'd actually argue that it's just spastics with literally nothing better to do than try to get a rise out of people on 4chan
>>225856707i don't post there but i do read it occasionally, it's pretty much impossible to avoid if you're looking up a certain topic
*sci-fi robot voice*Access to the botnet granted
>>225856765>>225856778i think that both of you would benefit from some time away from the computer
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/botnet%20/country/CA/
your all cracking me up on this miserable day!
had 1 like in 3 weeks on bumble (0 matches) finally found out who the girl who liked me was a below average black womani'm london based (and white english)fml
>>225856757They used to be kings and shit unironically
Wonder who the first cuck poster was on 4chan Wonder if he's still around today to see what he's done to the place
FUCK OFF LEBWOP
Anything better than apple cider vinegar traps for getting rid of fruit flies?they're especially bad this year I wonder if it's because of the hot summer
tin of sardines in tomato sauce. tin of reduced sugar beans. banana. coffee
dont really care about life just passing time arent i
>>225856687vgp
sunlight through my window exposing my rorkeish incellian runt self to the public
>>225856827peasant slop
>>225856827lush x
did a political ideology test and it said the closest figure to me is andy bumhamthat's me done then
>>225856823are you that fella who calls every single aussie poster a leb loltaken your meds yet today?
might try marco pierre white's perfect anchovy sandwich
>>225856816there cuck comics posted on /b/ in 2006, and there were some memes about them and stuff i thought they were some bizarre satire at the time
>>225856827
>>225856816it started in 2016 after trump got elected and the kara boga/turks are black meme got hijacked when they figured out cuck posting was the most upsetting thing you could post on 4chan.was genuinely bizarre went interracial posting being something you'd see mentioned once a week to 11 years later it still making up a fifth of all 4chan posts at any time
>>225856852genuinely why even wear anything at this point lol
right well that is the arse of a scantily clad woman
>>225856782If you were born ugly and black, you'd try to delude yourself and others into thinking you're beautiful and wanted too. The interracial couples rate in reality in most countries are like under 5%. They've invented a fiction to cope with how nobody likes them
>>225856839Recognise your posting style from a mile away lebwop, funny how even over text you can tell someone isn't a proper Australian - you're a skinwalker.
>>225856868
>>225856852fucking vile
>>225856831
>>225856876She's fit
>>225856852sex arsesex woman
>>225856855it started long before 2016, 2016mong
>>225856876Reckon that uniform isn't up to code
>minimum wage 27k>average wage for graduate engineer 30kright
>>225856874you will never be white
right then that's me having a cheese bap and a paned for my dinner then
this little piggy went to marketthis little piggy stayed homeand this little piggy cried KAHTEEM KAHTEEM KAHTEEM all the way home
>>225856876what's she so surprised about
>>225856852If you have a wife like this I don’t know how you resist the urge to become a cuckold
>>225856908kahteem kahteem
>>225856906good one tilde
>>225856912hmm
>>225856912based and true
bitches call me the penius genius
>>225856903>minimum wage for sitting at home fingering your arse while fraudulently claiming PIP for dyslexia that you dont even have 40k
>>225856903Its what happens when job centres force you to take work that doesn't pay appropriately. It distorts the market
>Recognise your posting style from a mile away why does this thread attract so many pattern seeking shizophrenic chimp men
>>225856910some gits just cummed in her mouththat would surprise anyone
pre-poz aussie immigration policy:>ok we need an toiling underclass so lets continue to import our cousins but also bring in italians, greeks, turks and balkan folk because they’re half whitenew-gen aussie immigration policy>import java.util.jeet
>>225856876she's beautiful
>>225856904Thanks, always look for validation of my whiteness from a Middle Eastern rapebaby who thinks he's ''med''
mary is the only woman mentioned by name in the quran
>>225856876gee willikers ain't she just the most beautiful gal you ever did see
>>225856936oh I thought that was her teeth being blurred for some reason haha. indeed quite surprising! what a nasty predicament!
*unfurls my gills and starts releasing millions of microscopic spores into the thread*
>file deletedcucked jew site
>arse with 3mm thick string covering the actual arsehole itself yeah thats alright >face with liquid in mouth which may or may not be semenfile no longer exists
>>225856935zoomers struggle with anonymity and their OCD forces them to index and categorise everybody so they can keep track
>>225856903i dont understand it really. are the companies providing these jobs making fuck all money?
>>225856924Imagine you have a Ferrari but you’re just a normal driver nothing special, wouldn’t you want to let a professional driver have a go
>>225856935Who do you expect it to attract? Chad Normieson?
>>225856933insane that he chose to put all that up on bbc news
Trying to explain to a fat American woman how I want my network switches plugged in and I think it's going to be a tremendous amount of effort
>>225856949>>225856960beautifulcord on a mad one
>>225856963*flipping through my biology book*its fish...
lot of projection going on right now he must be having a difficult mental health day
we must pool all our money together to save a great british institution
>>225856971oh yeah matei'm agreeing with you
>>225856935sometimes you can guess someone from their posting style to be fair, it’s not that hard. schizos who spend too much time here imagine things though sure
importing a cock up my arse
>>225856974>Chad Normiesonplease don't doxx me like that
>>225856954i'm 100% white australian, lad you are quite literally swinging at your own mental hallucinations right now, you don't need to do this to yourself
Can anyone tell who I am?
>>225856970that's my question too.these projects cost millions yet they cant pay anything apparently
>>225856968if you want your melon really twisted try figuring out how good/realistic a drawing of boobies has to be before it gets deleted
>>225856992maybe they should have been twopoundland instead haha
have been put on yhe little hydraulic press
>>225857007Sorry you're actually only 69% white
women with their tits and fannies out on full display, their pubic bushes rustling in the wind
>>225856971horrible way to think
>>225856994Good lad
>>225857012YeahGive me money else I tell your mother
What is causing these dirty seats?
>>225857012unremarkabletwatlad!
>i'm 100% white australian, lad
>>225856636>send messages out to matches and get 0 responsesI get that as well
OneUI 9 update downloadingHope it's okay
>>225857025could start a successful youtube channel with that, putting all sorts of random shit in it and seeing how many PSI it takes to crush it
I feed Mouse some cheese makes him happy ok.
Every year my pay gets closer to minimum wage. Doesn't seem quite right to me.
been inducted into the incel hall of fame
>>225857033donehim
I'm 30 and the furthest south I've ever been was Birmingham
>>225857043bame nigga fart
>>225857055
>>225857035reckon this might be the post
>>225857043the woman in that picture is holding a black baby lol
>>225856275Nice one leftypol x
>>225857059If you employer doesn't give you an annual pay rise that matches inflation, you are losing money every year.
>>225857043the biomass is sporulating
Things I get mad about:. Black people having jobs . People earning PIP (I don't). Size of my cock
>>225857076actually it's blue but mental illness gonna mental illness :/
just learned that in the past a cleaner would be payed £2 an hour and an electrician £11 in the 80stoday the electrician would be paid £70 an hourso fucking grim
>>225857069would love to drink 10 pints of flat ale and then piss in her pussy
jokes aside it would actually be insane if we had nonwhites posting here under uk/aus flagsyou already have to be somewhat insane to post here as a white man, imagine the sort of fucked up uncle tom mentality that the browns who post here must have
>>225857052ok let’s crush your bollocks in it and upload it to youtube
>>225856275don’t hang the flag but go die in ukraine ok
Just done a liquid shit and there was blood in it. Be honest with me doctor brit, am I dying?
not convinced people actually have sex. Believe it's all an elaborate joke being played on me. A 'muffit of tea' type situation.
>>225857075do try and refrain from complimenting my post while having the same flag as me, lest the self-appointed /brit/ detectives start to suspect me of samefagging. proper sherlocks these lads are
>>225856537Northern irish people are British though
>>225857126im brown and normal
The janny is actually obsessed with me specifically and constantly attempts to give me warnings and bans for things that don't break the rules or which are extremely slight minor infractions However gay "nigga" porn spam and all other nonce pony zeidy bs is fine by him
>>225857132blog on you boring bastard
>>225857134screaming i compeltely agree unironicallyjust unfathomable that when im walking around outside most of the people have shagged recently
We're all the same at the end of the day, the same foibles, dreams, IQ
>>225857055:3
>>225856631Close the whole town rn
>>225857126can think of at least four wogs who posted here and were doxxed so they really were wogs
Bring me my Bow of burning gold:Bring me my arrows of desire:Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!Bring me my Chariot of fire! I will not cease from Mental Fight,Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand:Till we have built Jerusalem,In Englands green & pleasant Land.
watching a japanese film
now thats a racismlad classic post
>>225857148you cannot post the ponies, toby
>>225857178It's not as good as Ikiru
>>225857147no you’re not brown “nigga”
>>225857153you leave my foibles out of thisfuck offdon't talk about my foibles
syrian girl is still fit i'd sling one up her ringpiece
>>225857176>Bela Ramsey Laughed
>>225857135the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep
What good is money if you've got no time to spend it?
>>225857132Was it light red blood or dark red blood?If it's light, then it's probably just a hemorrhoid, anal fissure, or other small injury that will heal itselfIf it's dark red then you are dying "nigga", go see a doctor asap
>>225857198gp aussie wogettes are fit
>>225857151like I'm meant to believe the people I see every day at work, both men and women, have been grinding and slamming their groin into another person possibly hours or minutes earlier, moaning and grunting and sweating? I'm sorry but that isn't a thing that's happening
stewing in my own juices
sometimes you look at a beautiful woman and think she deserves a big willy
who is this?
just had a wank now ill be going into office smelling a bit of cum probably
>>225857189not a big fan of kurosawa
>>225857214genuinely agree 100%i think sex is something we're gaslit aboutsupposedly the average "normie" goes like insane if they haven't shagged in a couple monthsrefuse to believe this is true
brumpoleyzoeyalanwogs love getting doxxed don’t they
>>225857209wog women are the fittest fucking creatures on earth love love love them to shreds
>>225857206It was pretty light and fresh looking so I won't worry too much
>>225857228grow up
>>225857229He's made enough bangers to be considered a GOAT director imo. Don't care for his samurai films though to be honest
>>225857225i think it's "mallard lad"
i've been taking my medication again
>>225857225is search image with google lens broken? (its not)
>>225857224... Mine??
>>225857268good lad. on the lithium me
>>225857279dependsare you over 8 inches in length and 6 inches in girth
>>225857269yeah it is i tried three different searchersyandex is dogshit especially it doesnt even show porn now by studiosstill thanks
>>225857225mallard "nigga"
I want ADHD medication and would quit smoking to pay for it because it would help me think and study. No such luck though
>>225857303study my arse!!
last one to the new is a rotten egg
>>225857291>are you over 8 inches in length and 6 inches in girthno im not black
this nigga always talking about 8inches in length 6inches in girth and if we want to see it (i do not thanks)
Poleaboo singing his song on the latest series of Britain's got talent
>>225857291Porn has raped your mind and you will never reproduce or have love
the new:
>>225857300>>225857300>>225857300>>225857300
>>225856250>>225856250>>225856250we're all in here
>>225857310based jim royle
oh fuck off
>>225857315*laugh track plays*
>>225857038How
>>225857244just got a stiffy thinking about sucking on a wog girls tits lol
