random new XD edition
We at /brit/ likes robots
hello i am english
>>225860360Fares? R1b?
>>225860340yeah everyone wants to sit through a 5 minute lecture about respecting a character's pronouns, that's not retarded and contrived at all
Keep crying "nigga" idgaf
>>225860359>yes i'll showcase my uncontrollable dancing robot next to children
>>225860359get back kick back blow your shit back uh
I'm honestly surprised bioware wasn't shut down sooner like the other studios making mainly single player games like EA Black Box were
already got the warm homes discount and now the government is giving me £100 again, alone with no council tax and universal credit and paying my rent because i refuse to work.
crazy how no one liked faggots until media was flooded with faggot propaganda
>>225860386Doesn't happen you're just retarded and triggered by women browns and gays existing in media in an capacity see >>225860389
Fuck Pokemon, Yugiho, and digimon. Fuck em’!
in all seriousness who is diego supposed to be
>>225860402After they got shut down one of their developers leaked the trailer for the new Mass Effect, it looked like complete shite and about 10 years out of date
>>225860412your dad did
>>225860402all they had to do was resist the urge to pander to faggots and lecture their audience and maybe their games would've sold more
been using up my expired condoms
>>225860423https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzURkHkAFlruN5A08-SqebvoInTbIg6VeKvx5qnwpEHA&s=10
>>225860341base
Good day to you lads, good day I say.
>>225860446>resist the urge to pander to faggotsIt's like you've never actually played a Bioware game and are just performatively triggered by anything that isn't socially reactionary or ignorant of the real complexities of the world
>>225860413lad i'm not even talking about myself, i'm doing market analysis here, many people are tired of this rubbish, the proof is in the pudding since their games weren't sellingwhat's your problem anyway? you a troon?
are dogberg growing up so fast
>>225860400So glad I made it to moron tier
Why do freaks on here insist that Employed Woman is some random old tripfag from /R9K/ called “Tilde”? Is this the bizarre lies you jobless incels make up about shaggers so you can feel better about yourselves?
Gamers are children. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves
thinking about how arnold schwarzenegger's surname translates literally to "black nigger"
to whom it may concern,sybaueternally yours
Sir Adolf Hitler
>>225860541Some mentally ill people from /r9k/ came over in the past few years and stayed. They're the dollymongs
>>225860543not even a bit of mass effect? or ass erect as i've occasionally been known to refer to it as
eyesight's going bad, time to finally become a specky geezer
100 hours no alcohol life is boringwhat is the point to going on?
tilde and heathernonce just linked up
we are the umpops
I am once again fuming that it is pitch black and I have to leave work and go back to my grotty incel hovel and huddle from the cold and dark with my loving wife
>>225860614grow up and learn to live your life without joy and in silence
sitting down as always
>>225860614nothing, just drink/drug more sensibly
some big /brit/ news here lads this is our official dance now so when we meet each other we have to do this dance as proof we are in the same club
>>225860659Ok I will learn it!!
heathernonce isnt even a real poster either, it was one poster that kept posting a stream link to the joey cannoli podcast in 2022 which had Heather Green as a guest and one sperg got annoyed with it and called him "heathermong".
>>225860637shiny arent theybet they feel good to touch
>>225860659i cant dance
>heathernonce isnt even a real poster either, it was one poster that kept posting a stream link to the joey cannoli podcast>I-I didn't exist I swear. I just existed-
>>225860659Have to be careful as we might all become drowning in pussy
>heathernonce isnt a real poster>describes heathernonce
He's here.
slap de bass mon
>>225860659I conducted a five second long study into how retarded those researchers are and the results show that they are in fact incredibly retarded
>>225860672so he is a poster then
please be aware!!!
>>225860659that is one mad dance mind
>>225860704Run that cunt over. Pedal to the medal.
>>225860672I did wonder about this, thankyou for the qrd
>>225860704wtf? give it back
>Pedal to the medal
>>225860704well someone give him a lift
>>225860718especially after what he did to Rod Hull
>>225860680Would love to gently slap one with a plastic beach spade
>>225860704zesty little nigga
take notethis could save your life
>>225860718would write off your caryou can write off a car hitting something like a badger
>>225860704It's Wodders
>>225860735is it true they cant feel pain so you can be a little rough with them?
>>225860731Good video of Rod Hull giving Snoop Dogg the Emu treatment back in the day and wasn't having it at all
>>225860749?????
>>225860741scr
>>225860759Dunno mate I just post the webbums I'm not an expert or anything
would you let your gf cheat on you with a woman if it meant you could have a threes up with both of them?
>>225860777no im not a porn addict you see
>>225860777Ye I would but I don't think she'd go for it because she'd be jealous of me shagging the other one.
>>225860775that's an mp4 rorke
>>225860775me neither i just made that up but id really like to touch one
>>225860777idk haven’t had a gf in almost a decade
>>225860790well that would be rather hypocritical of her wouldn't it?
>>225860772nothing wrong with raising awareness
>>225860777sure why not
>>225860791No it isn't you're crazy
>>225860747Zesty lil nigga who could defeat you lot in a war
>>225860805Yeah it would, now see if I had a guy shag me in the arse I don't think she'd want to shag either of us ever so take from that what you will
on the cans ok
>>225860637not an incel hovel if you're married is it you fucking idiot
>>225860835thats good ok
>>225860777i dont even want 1 gf fuck having two such a headache
i have bowed legs
gfowitz says she's bisexual but has never been with a woman, and finds it intimidating. i reckon she's only pretending to be bisexual as a form of attention-seeking as women are wont to do (even though like 80% of all women in our age group identify as some kind of queer nowadays).
>>225860852gay or volcel?
i have bowled eggs
Incels are fake cels. Truecels are married.Think about it.
just scranned 7 eggs
>>225860841Baited for this you fool
>>225860885
>>225860885blog on you boring cunt
>>225860868volcel i suppose
during pride month i'm always like "it's the most bumderful time of the year"
>>225860892i will fucking destroy you
Why Yes, I Have Taken annual leave for WoW forever
rape rorke
>Depending on the species, seals can hold their breath underwater for anywhere from 15 minutes to 2 hourswhat the fuck
150 quid on funeral clothes and shoes for someone I only met once take the piss
Glad to see /brit/ has been dogshit today judging by this thread
>>225860933
any y'all niggas suffering from androgenetic alopecia, AKA male pattern baldness, AKA being a slaphead cunt?
all these “small businesses” fucking whinging over the min wage increase If you can't afford to pay your staff a living wage, your business isn't viable and is only surviving due to exploitation of your staff.
>>225860885gaston mode
>People with ADHD can get a third off their train tickets with disabled railcards, it has emerged.>Neurodivergence is among the conditions making people eligible for a discount card. ADHD – attention deficit hyperactivity disorder – is listed as a neurodivergent condition by the NHS.get in de lads
>>225860954gp ok
busting it down rorke style
>>225860959lmao fuck off leftypol you being a till monkey isnt worth anything above 6 quid an hour
>>225860958I'm not suffering, I have an asian wife
>>225860885A bakers half dozen they call it
>>225860986get the biomass working those jobs then
get the boring tired hypothetical questions posted
i want fuck and party
had a dream that i had a gf but then i woke up and i was still an incel freak so :/
>>225860885that's nothing. my breakfast is at least 5 eggs
I want to wank and eat biscuits
the Umdem
Any new treatments for depression yet?
>>225861030the modern white boy life
>>225861007Made for _ _ _ unfortunately
>>225861047
>>225861041sex with prostitutes while on drugs
>>225861041The Rorke Rapelogical Protocol
>>225861041yea. cheering the fuck up
>>225861041Yeah weed
might b really cheeky and get a kfc guys
>>225860963ridiculous country
>>225861060gp
>>225861041Regular exercise, meditation, healthy food and clean living
>>225861071wicked zinger burger i hope
dad asked why i dont have a girlfriendasked him how many girlfriends he had just mum and he met her because his sister knew herright thanks
>>225861041the only treatment is the same treatment there ever wasliving towards god
>>225860531Becky has been waiting
>>225861084sc
i'm out here living like it's 2006 nigga
>>225861084dunno if this is better or worse than having a shagger as a dadmy dad seems to have been a semi shagger in his 20s and early 30shave photos from that period of time with at least 5-6 different girls he was seeing and going on holiday with or otherwiseso who knows how many he shagged as wellmother even gets a bit annoyed about it when the photos come out lol
>>225861012corrrrrrrr
you haven't seen anything yet buckoooo
>>225861084Kek based autist dad
does dtfic post in /cum/
>>225861041yea grow up
>>225861084reckon dadberg was a virgin until his 40s and he's still more of a shagger than me
>>225861121'dtfic' is actually six or seven different canadian posters
>>225861007one in pink is a filthy slag but one behind is rather lovely
>>225861149he rly isn't lil bro
hi
i would pay good money to see jesse plemons and kirsten dunst fucking, they ought to set up an onlyfans
>>225861041Jesus Christ
do you guys cringe at eastern europeans rooting for english teams
>>225861084>he met her because his sister knew hergiwtwm i've been watching a lot of frasier and almost every women frasier meets is introduced to him or is at a friend's party
>>225861192just you
Fat Bald Dude With A Bad Temper
>>225861041thinking about trying TMS, it's like electroshock therapy except with magnets instead of electricity the way i understand it
>>225861188weird incel freak
>>225861203What do you want from me?
>>225861114i feel it was worse because i didnt have anybody in family to copy for normal people's behaviours cant really think of any downsides to a social dad other than being embarrassed if you dont live up to him
>>225861190dont like them at all
>>225861210sounds like quackery
Back pockets full of lint. Never use them you see. Just noticed.
>>225861195so in other words u just have to be popular enough to have friends to introduce you to their friends>>225861226oh my dad isn't social at all and he's definitely a bit autistic but i guess that level of confidence and to some level obliviousness is appealing to womenhe's also very competent at his job and earns decent money
Red sky at nightShepherd's delight
>>225861232well a lot of people swear by it
>>225861220autist
>>225861232Quite literally documented as the most effective treatment for depression behind actual electroconvulsive therapy
i wonder if there has ever been a man with a fetish for those big red arses that that one species of monkeys have
>>225861277haha
>>225861192no
>>225861276More effective than drinking water? Heard that one's making waves in the science sphere
leftypol putting jewish magnets in his brain
>>225861277hes going to school ok
>>225861277this cured my depression
>>22586119540% of couples meet because of family or friends even today so it is normal i suppose
>>225861277look at this little nigga go
*enters /brit/*
>>225861210have you considered a lobotomy?
>>225861247ah that would be awkward since you'd not have much of an excuse>>225861300i saw that vid too
>>225861340please dont deck me
want to steam but I need to keep up this new alcohol-free me
But seriously is there a single reason why women should have rights?
>Anterior cingulotomyThis is a brain surgery that involves drilling through the skull and using a heated probe to burn an area within a part of the brain called the anterior cingulate cortex (the part of the brain highlighted on the right). About 50% of those who did not respond to behavior therapy or medicines for OCD got some benefit from the procedure.corr get heathermong strapped to a chair right now
it wasn't a shitpost. i've done that since 2012. having strangers come up to you 7x in an hour to literally inhale you and beg to know what you're wearing gets very creepy though and makes me stop. building the massive profiles based on different components (fresh/orange flower/neroli/bergamot/clove/ginger/cinnamon, chocolate/cinnamon/tobacco/oud/amber, lemon/vanilla/cream/white musk/lime/cola/ambroxan/bergamot/cereal, rose/cinnamon/apple/clove/pumpkin/amber/gingerbread, frangipani/ylang ylang/jasmine/coconut/lime/rice/mango, honeysuckle/grass/tomato/petrichor/dirt, tobacco/vetiver/bourbon/whiskey/oakmoss) is very fun, especially when you have a solid 250+ of aged indie oils to choose from on top of 800+ decants and samples and a normal sized library of niche, drugstore, designer and throw in pheremone and essential oils just for kicks. or vicks vabor rub, florida water, mexican violet baby cologne, etc.having a moisturized base is essential for keeping scent and so is having a fixative for oils. occulsives will hold it best. your lanolin trick was clever.
>>225861329None of my friends have any single lady friends sadly.
>>225861352haven’t seen that vid
>>225861382caberg
>>225861344aye
>>225861384>your lanolin trick was cleverstopped reading there
>zero friends since 2014>zero women at work I could dateIt's so fucking over for me
>>225861352my dad is definitely disappointed in my romantic life (altho he respects my intelligence)overheard him and my mother over 10 years ago (when i was in my early 20s) arguing about how it was weird i am at home on valentines day and i dont have a gf etclol jokes on them nothing changed since then (except i moved out)
>>225861388same we all dont have girlfriends anymore either
>>225861390a lady straps a magnet machine to her head to cure her depression
incel blog hour is it
>>225861428>arguing about how it was weird i am at home on valentines dayactually happened to me.the only annoying thing is them asking if im gay even when they know i have been out with girls before.
LMAO
>>225861477>been out with girls beforefUCKoFFcHAD
brit is an /ss/ general
>>22586145930% of young men do not have relationships with women and presumably that is much higher on this website
>>225861490marge, i'm confused
shagged an escort about 7 years ago and she tried to get me to promise to come back. she's still prossieing so maybe i should throw her another shag for old times sake. hope she hasn't bogged herself in the interim
i've shaved the area around my dick but then the razor ran out of battery so my balls are still hairy
>>225861490sus
>>225861502not chad. one cut contact with me and i later learned from her friend at uni that it was because i didnt try to have sex with her but wed only been out twice so that seemed insane
>>225861490Computer radiator
>>225861528amish willy
gay porned myself off fully dickwise
>>225861543>going out multiple times and girl begging you to have sex with herfUCKoFFcHAD
i wonder how old the playground rhymes the girls in my primary school sang were. some of them were quite well written, better verse than i would have expected from children that young. maybe they were handed down for decades? is it an oral tradition handed from year 5 girls to year 4 girls year after year?none of the boys ever skipped. i don't know where those rhymes came from
>>225861528Try hot wax
>>225861543fuck off shagger
its overbut why 3 days...
>>225861601russia really gon start a war with us cause they can't beat the poorest country in europe. mental that
>>225861601higher blubber reserves
remember the electroplating factory
>>225861601they're starting a war with someone or juicing gdp stats
>>225861596im a virgin actually due to not understanding women and also not wanting a slag>>225861585she never asked to have sex with me
>>225861588it's so creepyreminds of bart sold his soul and that's jsut swell now he's going straight to hello operator
you'll stockpile nothing
>>225861601I heard radiation from nuclear fallout is like 100x weaker after 3 daysBut most likely they expect 3 days to be around the time that whatever infrastructure is disrupted will be back online, which is reasonable for stuff like huge storms or cyber attacks
stockpiling Mousey's twitch streams to keep me comfort
>>225861624yes just ignore all of europe and americas arseanal being emptied into the ukraine>>225861601>taiwan 7
>>225861659volcel is not the same as incel (me)fUCKoFFcHAD
toilberg commit 45 minutes of timetheft which i will be claiming back whenever i see fit
>>225861543>wed only been out twice so that seemed insanelad the hole is the goal. put it in
>>225861601
>>225861697>arseanal
>>225861601three days might be enough to tide everyone over if war breaks out to avoid mass panic/looting
>>225861681radiation is meant to be avoided in bombs since that energy could be used in an explosion instead though idk obviously
The great internet blackout is coming soon. How prepared are you lot.
you'll stockpile everything and nothing will happen
>timetheft
>>225861737got plenty of asmr downloaded
>>225861697do you literally get these talking points from a script or something
>>225861737three years of /brit/ threads printed out in the spare room
>>225861737got a few terabytes of JAV
beep
>>225861754better not have any mommy asmr, ladtwo years in the slammer for you if so
yuou can't say taiwan that hurts the feelings of the chinese people
>>225861699yeah i am basically a volcel but i only want a long term girlfriend not a one night stand
2 more weeks
>>225861755he’s right. and the uk has already started a war with russia btw
>>225861747never had a job before?
>>225861737there would be so many rapes without porn to satisfy peopleimagine girls walked about in arsecrack yoga pants in in the 50s. all white men would turn into indians
i have never had a gf oki have never had sex ok
>>225861798oh yeah cross that one off as well, good stuff
https://www.ismanet.org/doctoryourspirit/pdfs/Beck-Depression-Inventory-BDI.pdfstarted doing these every day
>>225861830says the mong operating on the script fed to him by oligarch/cia media
i'm a noob at runescape
Actually fucking mental how power efficient those ARM laptops are compared to x86.
if we get invaded just steal your neighbours stuff
>>225861509It's ok homie, we all are
let's watch some vtubers
big chebs make me weak and malleable
https://files.catbox.moe/k2iq29.jpg la mexicana
>>225861915they have to go through so many different countries first its not even a realistic proposition
George Soros shills in then are they
>>225861326A crow
>>225861926does your dad sit down when he takes a piss
>>225861879haha yep let's keep this up, give them all a run through
>all prisons overpopulated>violent crime meant to have collapsedso what are they in prison for? watching facesitting porn?
>>225861958political prisoners
>>225861942stupid impractical thing
this happened to my mate once
>>225861915my neighbour owns nothinghe was happynot nowive barged into his empty house
>>225861732i think you can't avoid radiation with nuclear bombs
>>225861969>diaper and all?
>>225861969the average leftypol
>>225861931Would like to have my penis in and around these regions if that's ok with you
>>225861958protesting their daughters being assigned as stress relievers at migrant hotels
>>225861985thats the guy calling you a chud on the internet
>my neighbour owns nothing>he was happy>not now>ive barged into his empty househe will say this not realizing that if the nukes drop hes the one owning nothing now
replied to my own post fuck me my mind is gone
I've probably got enough food for a month, would get boring and repetitive but I'm not starving. Gas bottle and camp stove for cooking. Fresh water is the real one as you need a lot of space to store that but I've got a reasonable amount. Maybe a couple of weeks. Need to get a waterbutt though, that might be this weekends goal.
>>225862005couldve given me a you, cheap bastard
>>225861956you’re lower than an animal
we got societal collapse before gta 6 :skull:
>>225861982>diaperF O YOY
>>225862037Don't think just a butt is enough if you're collecting runoff from roofs even directly catching it from the rain is probably a bit iffy, you need all sorts of filtering and treatment systems in place I believe
ok nigga ok "nigga" yes
>>225862097yeah and if you wash clothes then it will not be enough anyway
rorke chowing down on beans and sprouts so he can fart as much as possible during black history month
i need to time a fill up of my car's fuel before the chaos tbfbut nothing is going to happen because nothing ever happens
rorke taking esketamine esketit!!!!
>>225862152>no BE flag nun you cud do
>>225862162fucking rorke
remember esdeekid
>>225862097Really is just to give to dogberg so I don't have to waste my fresh stuff when all he craves is grimy puddle water
rorke be in the wokmaking fried nice leftypol as the cook leftypol fried this rice
>>225862195dead now of course
we all waiting for the new then
>why everyone wants to see how it turns out. the FBI is here because someone swatted me saying I killed my mother
I could definitely see places in really built up places in the UK having food shortages if shit hit the fan. Countryside it'd be a different story of course. If the oil supply or a massive cyber system went then nothing would move around the country any more
odds curry chip from chip shopevens microwave lasagna
next new should be eskibidiskibidiskibidi
bad luck
>>225862214Do him just fine then I supposeI wonder if you could could drink it too if you distilled it and then sucked it through one of those fancy camping survival strawsEffort though isn't it I'd rather just die of thirst
>>225861791fUCKoFFcHAD
>>225862053qrd
>>225862320>>225862320>>225862320>>225862320new
>>225862319>>225862319
>>225862330>>225862330>>225862330>>225862330
howling
>>225862325>>225862327>>225862336Good stuff
>>225861041You can't treat depression, you have to go through it, with Jesus Christ
>>225862332>>225862332>>225862332>>225862332another new
>>225862304I do have a couple of life straws squirreled away in the loft. In theory you can drink any water you want through it without getting dysenteric, but it's not really something I'd like to test
