retired edish
>30 years old>never had a GF>never had sex without paying escorts>never kissed a woman who isn't an escort>no friends for 12+ years at this point>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>parents never asked me about a GF>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me (this was back in school)>will never have a family of my own>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation>tried using Bumble, never had a date, get matches but I have poor conversational skillsit over
>>225862320me as the dog
we've a few backup new's as it were
>>225862320need my shirts to all be big dog shirts
zesty little ugly zonkey couldn't even get the new
>People are facing a "painful" and "depressing" few years ahead, economic think tanks have warned, after forecasts showed growth in living standards grinding almost to a halt.>The UK's official forecaster said its latest economic forecast painted a "pretty grim picture".>Alongside the Budget the OBR issued its economic forecast indicating a slowdown in GDP growth from 1.2% in 2026 to 1% in 2027.>The forecast for next year is sharply lower than what was predicted at their last assessment in March.>The OBR also put its forecast for inflation for 2027 up from 2% to 3.4%.>"This decade looks set to be the worst decade for growth in household incomes on record," added the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS).it's not just my depression. this country is genuinely completely fucked and now even official government forecasts agree
why are you using the irish new :/
>>225862383kino
>>225862411why would I care what the new is I just want to talk to my pals
>>225862411nobody gives a fuck who makes it lad you know that
me being crushed by your boring incel tomes
Tonight's light reading
>>225862440u yellow nigga
>>225862436/brit/ not /eire/
i invented numerous memes that are used here regularly
>>225862338same except i cannot imagine ever paying a prostitute aha
good economy bad economy whatever my life is meaningless
>>225862468I didn't invent any memes but I did draw the young Pepe in a business suit holding his hand out for a handshake
>>225862468i invented rorke
Fourth day on the sauceWhen's it going to stop? Nobody knows!
>>225862483better just kill yourself
>>225862483true but I don't want to be cold
>>225862396Immigrants are making us rich. Trust the plan.
>>225862468me too desu
>>225862483would be nice to have a meaningless life in a good economy though
imagine being this mental
>>225862505you are the fucking foreigner
i've done nothing of note for /brit/ but if I've made a couple people laugh then that's good enough for me
>>225862396If only there were a group of people we could tax.The poor don't have any money to tax. The middle class have less and less money to tax.Shame there aren't any more classes of people to tax.
>>225862539he's just like me
>>225862543jumpscare do not click
>>225862338Unironically try doing drugs. Go to a rave on mdma, go to the pub with a Xanax in you, go to a bar with a bag of cocaine. If you can't bring yourself to talk to girls normally then enhance your state. Literally what's the worst that could happen? A little bit of addiction is better than dying alone surely
>>225862396should never have bailed out the banksthey didnt bail out the banks during the great depression and they reckon thats one of the reasons ww2 happenedwell guess what, we bailed them out this time and we're still about to have a mass global conflictcapitalism has failed massively twice now, time to leave it dead by the roadside
>>225862483same goes for politicsno amount of politics can save me
>>225862543now imagine a bit of wind haha
take a xanax and go out in public
>>225862477If it's any consolation I couldn't either until about September 2025
my life a anime
>>225862602go to a barwhy not
if I had an identical twin sister tomorrow then she would be raped up the arse within milliseconds
my life a claymation
>>225862609kodomo no jikan lmao
>>225862575Drugs scare me x
there needs to be a gay bar for straight people (so you can go there to get raped by women)
>>225862627
>>225862640gezundheit lad
>>225862396mass 'cides on the horizon and brown hordes taking over ever last corner of every townit's over
I like old timey slags
Jerry rigged my arse
>>225862627youre a girl? hi
>>225862557>he thinks they can tax their way out of this roar
>>225862635*splats you*
testing twitter video upload from desktop....
>>225862684Go on then, genius. Tell us how to fix Britain. Let me guess, getting rid of brown people will suddenly give the government more money?
>>225862550My name Cody
You lot have got me googling "Zonkeys" now and they may indeed be the gayest little freaks I've ever seen
the west in a nutshell
>>225862700hacker
>>225862675I love AI
>>225862709gay little socks
Rorke getting called out
>>225862396fuck me it's actually over
>>225862734instinctively clicking the thumbs down button
maxed out my ISA back in June (£20k) and it's made £200 in the 4 months since (1%)not good is it
>>225862338could always embrace your alienation and start lonermaxxing. it's possible to be confidently awkward, just stop masking and don't ever apologise for your status as a freak
>>225862734get them all meth and make them do something tax-generating
why dont the government just do something about it?
>>225862700hate women so much it's unreal
>>225862734Makes no sense.
>>225862396These predictions are always wrongBurnham summer next year is gonna pump the economy hard
>what did you eat todaybruh, i ate tomorrow
>>225862754>>225862773>>225862779He's right you know... his age gives him wisdom
>>225862772I sort of have reach that point
I have a new hinge match except her name is really basic and the same as two other people i know who are getting married, so i can't imagine a long term thing, but she's sort of fit ICL
>>225862755this isn't a country for savers, should have bought some turkey teeth instead.
>>225862798I agree with that but that's a rorke opinion to cut people off the welfare rolls
I will not work and YOU WILL you fucking TOIL SLAVE
I want to marry my cousin
>>225862831not a cash ISA, S&S ISAstandard vanguard etf just flatlined Cash ISAs are for genuinely demented mongs
>>225862396they really put millennials through all the shit
I can't believe itI just can't believe it
30 isn't too late to improve yourself and get yourself on the right pathI'm 31 almost and I've been doing it and soon I'll be fixed
back from toilit'll be curry for tea
>>225862842bizarre conjecture that toiling is somehow a bad thing
mental how there's a place in iceland wher you can walk the Mid-Atlantic Ridge
it pie night
>>225862872will you find a girlfriend
>>225862709Homorse
>>225862842back to /britfeel/!
>>225862539the nazis thought the racial politics of america was too extreme
>>225862858and yet a cash isa would have outperformed yours
visit scotland
honestly too many autistic people need to get a clue and quit wasting their time "improving themselves" by trying not to be autistic
We have to decriminalise domestic violence, fully legalise prostitution and encourage men to stop being beta simps.
>>225862895
heating's on full blast
>>225862645>straight men being raped by women that's just life in 2026
>>225862906that's pakistan
>>225862869millenials at least got a chance to experience the world before and get in while the going was goodimagine being gen alpha and reaching adulthood in 5-10 years time
>>225862893Yeah I've been working on my confidence and I'm ready to proper put myself out thereOnly a matter of time for me
>>225862810doesn't sound like it to me
>>225862943I wish (if legal age and STD free)
>>225862396I'm alright jack.Got my flat, got my motor, got my central heating on (don't need to, just like it), got my comfy cozies on xHonestly the economy isn't all that bad if you've got a secure job, a mortgage, and don't have any runt kids
>>225862947"no"
it's the fuckin jews, i knew it was them. even when it was the pakis i knew it was them
>>225862969pod life
>>225862956Based improover. This is very much the attitude, sounds like you've gained a clue
How can you motivate a man who knows his best will never be enough?
>>225862997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aW7HweAf3o listening to this and eating a bit of lidl salmon fillet now x
just give me 4-6 years promise i'll be ready to sort my life out
economic spunk tank
>>225862951Yeah my 20s were unironically a great time, basically went to shit with COVID and never really got any better
… Flys won’t leave me alone - picture wearing my excellent glasses watching Dickinson’s Real Deal on ITV 1 on my TV via sky stream in home … – at Burnham, South East
>>225863025ktimmore like 10 years tbqh
And when we rise above No beginning and never ends Infinite blue sky From the dark into the light Against the odds we'll do what's right again We have the wings to rise
>>225863021Wonder what this guy is up to now, must have been weird to see your face all over the internet for years
>>225862969you will be until the poverty, stagnation and deprivation starts formenting civil unrest
>>225863035what's so excellent about his glasses anyway
>>225863059you get used to it
>>225863035they're after the rotting flesh around the bottom of his legs
if you ask me, most issues nowadays come from people constantly stimulating themselves with electronic doodadsnot enough people monging out and waiting in the queue just constant bloody instant stimulationheadphones on and music playingtik taks and instagram shortshealthier to have a good long focused goon if you ask mei bet those ipad kids will be fucking mentalcases when they grow up
perhaps a wank and play some ubislop
>>225862975front and center
>>225862852no barry
>>225863066self evident really
>>225863097do you have a sister
>>225863065yeah and then i'll be even betteri've got myself a nice parasite jobso unless taxation stops i'll be getting my filland if troubles comes to my door well i got my crowbar now don't I?
p00qcnfr
>>225863108no, you?
>>225863125daughter? I am looking for a girlfriend
my willy is rubbish and i have a hard time coming to terms with that fact
just sitting here thinking about my life and how sjit it is
any Kazakhs in?
>>225863035he has gotten fatter since last i saw him several years ago
emotional vampire in 2026 but everyone (except him) is on methamphetamine. thats a good story idea
>>225862919poo screem
>several years agostop the cap
>>225863172is that the cum window
I went to st Alban's once
turning into a werewolf
>>225863172why is it shit? why are you content with having a shit life?
been reading the hobbit lately lovely little lad that bilbo ismight read something oriental and lurid one of these dayshaven't had a wank since monday i'm going bloody ascetic
>>225863213i view these threads a few times a year
>>225863233in london?
>>225863215yea?
I want to experience holy matrimony
>>225863223bizarre fabrication
glod
>>225863241>>225863213
about to go out to the pub but I've lost my willy again
>>225863237yeah why not
poo shitty III
>>225863248cheadle
>>225863215
girls at work have discovered a new (very beautiful) girl started in our building and are coming up with strategies to bully her
funny i barely leave the house let alone my local area but i probably know uk geography better than most because i like that sort of thing
New webs
>>225863323Women are such evil cunts it's unreal
18:26 and it's pitch black outside, beggars belief
>>225863332rorke got swag
is it half term?was it always half term around halloween or did they make that happen after I left school because I distinctly remember going to school on halloween sometimes
>>225863323bizarre and potentially damaging lie
me and my asd missus browsing /brit/ on the wall mounted TV in 2032
>>225863329me im learning about wind directions
>>225863323They shouldn't be allowed to flock together they're an awful influence on each other. Really nice and adorable girl at my old work quit because she was being bullied by this rancid hag that was shagging the boss.
>>225863365>>225863329you should stop doing that and instead go to the pub and say hello to all the normal people
>>225863353Wall mounted TVs are out and TV stands are coming back in, won't be surprised if every TV is on a stand by 2032
>>225863365go on then teach me something
>>225863385never eat shredded wheat
>>225863385no :)
.
>>225863385wind directions are north, south, east, or west
>>225863235I’m not content I’m just realistic I know there’s nothing that can be done
>>225863169they're all the same
I wanted to learn some basic programming a few years back but then I figured why bother when AI can just do it for you.>muh you need to learnIf you were only ever going to learn programming for basic python scripts or simple stuff like bash, then why even bother anymore. Not like you were ever going to write embedded firmware or anything critical where you needed to know your shit to avoid buffer overflows and whatnot.
>>225863383yeah i've got one on its way from oak furniture landbut that's for my lone wolf autistic working male arcin 2030 im going to meet the autistic girl of my dreams and we'll get married and make a blood oath to never betray our vows and we'll get a wall mounted TV
>>225863365*farts in your direction*
>>225863398>>225863403>>225863406*directs my wind straight into your stupid faces*
>>225863329bet about 50% of people couldn't name the 4 UK constituent countries
why can youtube just show me this
Wanking off to birds selling clothes again. This one is ridiculously sexy about it
>>225863423That woman never watched a star war in her life
>>225863405screamingbeen on the apps in london for nearly 4 weeks nowhad ~10 likes between tinder bumble and hinge3 matches 0 responses to my messagesit's so ogre
>>225863425i remember talking to a client at work a few years agounemployed fella, in his 40s or sobut he told me he was learning to codepoor lad
>>225863382find conversations very boring
lad on grindr said he would kiss my arse lipsnever heard the bumhole described in such a way ngl
>>225863423name>>225863460cant imagine how autistic you have to be to think about posting this>>225863455website?
testing combined images...
>>225863425got any more boring blogs rattling around in that empty head of yours bruce
ready for bed
which one of you posted this on pol the other day
sick of all these star wars
>the economy is collapsing i dont care i dont have a girlfriend so nothing matters
>>225863489Like a bit autistic I suppose? Not so much that it ruins my life, but enough that I'm definitely slightly off. Hth x
>>225863494i have a few if you'd like to hear them
what do I search up to find helperlad gaping his asshole
not gonna lie, i don't think i've ever experienced economic good times once in my post-childhood lifecouldn't give a fuck if the economy is going downhill, it always bloody isi'll take what i can get and kick down the ladder
>>225863511ktim why do i care i have no stake in anything
>>225863511doesnt bother me scotland will leave the union and we'll have all the oil and water we'll be ok
>>225863511the pussy deficit has collapsed the civilization
for me, it's maya jama's lovely brown arse
>>225863526yes please
>>225863543and the snp would just sell everything abroadeven edinburgh airport is owned by blackrock
>>225863543truly hope this happens because all the bitter disappointment and scotseethe when it doesnt solve anything will be delicious
what is the biggest gimmick flop of the year do you reckon lads
>>225863494I could sperg out about how this website's 4/6MB filesize limit sucks and is held back even more by only allowing VP9 as the most advanced codec if you'd like.
>>225863511yepno point in caringwe're not running society, literally isn't our problem
Alright team on break had a sandwich and some sushi and slurping a PEPSI MAX
>>225863586Think this was an alright gimmick
>>225863489FB marketplace I'm goonig
Rorke deporting his grandad for being 1/4 dutch
>>225863425learning anything is more than being able to output code/facts/etc, you learn where to look for problems and how to think about problems. if you skip that foundation you just end up confused about what the AI created for you.
odds I go eastevens I go west
you can find love at any age so never give up hope.
Just don't see how someone can recognise they're leading a shit life and not strive to change it
>>225863622Send her a message "Do you come with the dress?" She's guaranteed to giggle and say "oh you"
>>225862906she fucks white boys
>>225863405>>225863462have you tried holding frame?
>>225863616hope you choke and die in the street. one less pedo in the streets ok pred
when scotland and northern ireland leave the union which is probably not that far away do you reckon wales will jump on the independence bandwagon or will they cling on
mental how there's autistic lads moaning about the single life when high technology has produced transcendental wonders such as this
mad how beautiful she wasrest in power
even rome was founded because a horde of incels gathered in a fort and kidnapped women incels founded the first european civlization
>>225863658...duh
>>225863653this would get you arrested
>>225863668Got her telegram me
You just need God.
nth for the gyaldem
very tired lads
>>225863653Don't think my gf would be too happy
>>225863644>hey claude make this code workproblem solved
>>225863667give me a quick rundown please
if youre wondering why the thread is on a bit of a downer its because ive been subtly bringing the vibe down for the last hour x
>>225863017thats why I never had any ambition after school. Just wanted a simple minimum wage job stacking shelves or something. But its been on disaster after another
>>225863693ugh i fucking hate how early it gets dark now. We need to remain in british summer time or even bring the clocks FORWARD in winter so we can keep the sun up until at least 8pm.
>>225863671I reckon incels are one of the most important demographics ever
>>225863644Yeah, but if you're not a total moron you'd end up doing that anyway. Pretty sure over time you'd learn about how a language works, how python is interpreted at runtime etc. etc.
>>225863680You maybe but not me I'm different
>>225863666na. neither scotland or wales can leave due to mass migration of englishpeople into those countriesjust impossible by democracy
What’s a shit test or shit tests?
>>225863697ever shag her up the arse?
another fucking spider in the house thats 2 in 2 days it not on
>>225863066it was probably the sales pitch SpecSavers girl gave him
>>225863737Yeah but you are a total moron
>>225863760LET HIM STAY
>>225863750scotland will leave all the young people are pro independence
RIP
>>225863713you're going for a walk and then you get kidnapped by the dark elf gyaldem and sent into the minesone of the dark elf guards has a big cock. i picked her as my romance option and i ended up being her sex slave at the end it was great
>>225863754some dated incel bollocks from 10 years ago
>>225863035NONCE
>>225863778how the fuck does he break his glasses? he just sits on his arse all day
locked in hard in overwatch and got my blood pressure high now my cheeks burn read and my head hurts but at least we won
>>225863750english people in scotland: 500kscottish people in england: 800k
>>225863788called twopoundland now of course, due to woke
>>225863733it's all the same eventually. leave the house in the dark in the morning. leave the office in the dark in the evening. i just start sleeping 10-12 hours a night til it stops being so grim and dark and cold.
>>225863800missed the name field
>>225863666no one lives in wales who cares
>>225863332type shit black spiderman would wear
>>225863814you should play tf2 instead of overwatch
>>225863815are you a black woman?
>>225863824well then move the clocks even further forward? we don't need the sun up in the morning, but we do need it up for spending time with loved ones and cheeky ones in the evening after work
traitors but every night someone gets gangblacked
I'm a black bastard
always think it's odd how the fat sweaty neeks of /brit/ clamour for all this dark cold miserable weather business all summer. can't see the appeal myself.
>>225863348it is indeed half term. I don't remember having it off either
Bought something online but they sent me the wrong bit and I've been trying to get them to send me the right bit which has been slow and painful. For some reason they've refunded the shipping cost but not got in touch. Fucking hate dealing with mongs.
>>225863865where's my cosh?
>>225863852>we don't need the sun up in the morningwrong
scots are such whiny fucking bastardsjust grow up you squalid little vermin ffsshould all be fed to dogs
Prove algebraically that the recurring decimal 0.8 can be written as 8/9.
They're sex Gods
>>225863872makes the normgroids less able to go outside and perform their grotesque mating rituals
>>225863781my skin isn't thick enough to take this la
>>225863872yeah how about you kill yourself with winter depression you essex fucking gooni love my cold crisp mornings & autumnal splendourfuck you and your stinking hordes of essexian lager louts & vape smoking scum making a riotous malarkey beyond civil hours
it will be misty weather on the weekend all spooky and that for Halloween.
>>225863910an entire national identity built on impotent seethingmust be so grim to live with that
>>225863930just ignore him honey he's just a bully x
>>225863910scots are weak people. you know when a nation has been buck broken when all they do is whine about being a victim. they got no passion, no hunger. they got no teeth.
mogged
>>225863815not even sure how to respond to thisthat means english people are 10% of the scottish voters
Dogberg came and laid on my feet, which is very nice but I was actually just about to go and do dinner. Think he's feeling sad about something.
>>225863943>essexi am from surrey you vile peasant
>>225863988he heard about the economy x
saw a really funny tiktok where a bloke spat water in a girls face
>>225863978the day all scots fuck off back into scotland is the day you can start moaning about immigration. its that simple
ok ill get kfc so i dont drive my car off a cliff ok
>>225863993Staines is it? My condolences
>>225864007ok
get it made you stupid new maker goblin cunt
>>225864013hampton actually x
>>225864027me?
East Stains Massif
>>225863993same shitall you flatlanders are the same hoi polloi filth
>>225864025ok
>>225864005i wasnt moaningi stated that scotland cannot leave the uk by votingthats it you're a low iq individual
>>225864040it's Staines MONG BOY
I'm from HullCan't imagine being from down south
strangely defensive about being a fat sweaty weirdo who can't handle warm weather
all circuits are busygoodbye
>>225864057sorry :/East Staines Massif
if you think being colonised by the english is bad imagine being colonised by scottish
>>225864050dishonest worm
>>225863348 a well loved street hoodlum died so all schools have closed out of respect and safety
crazy how scots act like innocent victims when they're just a bunch of irish rapists who genocided the noble picts and stole their lands
>>225862338>kissed an escort
just remembered a bizarre argument from years ago. someone tried to claim they were from surrey and everyone they knew was poor and couldn’t afford the £10 train to london
thoughts?
>>225864104Did you see that one of thems dad attacked the celebrant at the funeral because he didn't get a shout-out quick enough? I know people like to go on about biomass here but this lot and their ilk really should be put down for the good of the race
>>225863348i remember a weirdly small amount about school. me and 2 m8s were talking about it at the weekend and they kept naming people from our year. i had no idea who any of them were.
>>225864159>>225864159
Remember when Diego got heemed for claiming Scotland didn't have fishing during the iron age
>>225864155Fucking hell. Absolutely detritus
