lucy bronze edition
>>225875011This is the thread
>>225875011prefer this edition because it's not transphobic
the mass effect thread was more kino
he can't even focus on a basic 4 post chain of replies on 4chan what chance does he have of ever having his life figured out?
>>225875032you will enjoy the lucy bronze edition ok
grand risings :)
>>225875011>traps popping>baldingimagine roiding for this
well that's me never making a new again because literally every time i try it someone beats me by like a nanosecond. also no cause for celebration because i'm not actually a yank
>>225875032It were posted by a yank Also posted one post after this one
>>225875042what is he doing just drink your coffee from the cup
>you must care about what your parents think about youactually i don't think i willthey did fuck all for me so why should i
>>225875044why are you on a yank flag, expat?
watching real footage of penis enlargement surgery
Can you help us find Quinn?Quinn, aged 13 years, was last seen in Umina Beach on 20 October 2026.
>>225875032we don't partake in transphobia here on /brit/
>>225875054Its all starting to make sense now. You'll never figure it out dood
Right smell they've brought the argument into the new
>>225875062why do so many kids go missing in australia
>>225875057i hopped on a vpn so i could look at porn sites without having to verify my age. if i turn it off i'll have to wait 15 minutes until i can use my 4chan pass on my real IP and i just can't be arsed
>>225875032we can use it later, it is possible
an abo ate my baby
>>225875072ok, you could use two browsers and let one through the vpn too
>you must love your parents unconditionally despite them being directly responsible for your shit life
how many of you would meet up somewhere?
I'm gonna bleed in the club okI got weed in my lungs ok
>I can't change my life its my parents fault!lil bro you are 25 years old its time to grow up
neighbour all madit my garden i`ll do what I pleases !!
>>225875088don't know how nor do i care enough to do it
they're both so mad that they won't give eachother a (You)
i'm not saying i can't change my life, i'm just saying i don't owe my parents anything and the reason why my life is such an uphill battle is because of them. it is entirely their fault
Ive noticed a couple of arguments in which they don't reply to each other directly
>>225875011Grim
>>225875125ok
>>225875139no
https://youtu.be/aKd6yarfkxA
>>225875128not to worry about it ok it will be ok
>>225875128There is nothing your parents could have done to you that couldn't easily be undone with the right mindset.
what's the argument and can I get involved
>>225875147Probably the least interesting band of the era which makes them one of the most interesting in retrospect
>>225875156today, as with every day since time immemorial, we are talking about anything besides british culture
>>225875156it`s not worth it son take care of your self ok
>>225875156You're in for a treat Diego will be here soon enough and spend most of the day arguing with other lads
>>225875156- zoomer complains that his classmates had life "figured out" at a young age- someone tells him most of them were lying because nobody has their life figured out as a teenager- zoomer screeches about it and then bizarrely defends being a shut-in freak with no job
>>225875133yeah that is really obnoxious, they disengage from the opponent directly and act like gladiators trying to get the audience on their side, failing to realise that no one is paying attention nor gives a shit
>>225875173you need to see a doctor
>>225875152Just not true at all. Your entire formative years are dictated by your parents, which determine the rest of your life. And what mindset is going to give you connections and opportunities that your parents should have provided you. You're starting at level 0 in your twenties when others are at level 1000 at the same age because of the work their parents put into their early life
I am squawking like a crow.
>>225875178its pretty clear everybody is locked in to this argument
>>225875187pretty dumb topic to be arguing about iwabhweoh (if we're all being honest with each other here)
>>225875181what`s the symptoms and doctor say `cartoon family off the telly ok`
>>225875185>Your entire formative years are dictated by your parentsCorrect>which determine the rest of your lifeWrong. There comes a point in everybody's life where you stop blaming your parents for everything. Once you've lived through the consequences of bad mistakes that you only have yourself to blame for, you start to realise the mistakes your parents made years ago when you were a child doesn't mean anything at all as you're not 10 you're 30.
>>225875198peculiar post
>>225875198ai slop meltdown
>>225875171thank you for looking out for me xx>>225875173ok>>225875175ok
a quarkian fart.
mumberg keeps buying herself canned chicken
Bit misty magoo out
>>225875198It's a classic jokeI liked it x
i have a kind of sex autism where if i'm not pounding a pussy or an asshole i don't know what to talk about or behave around people.
>>225875211>There comes a point in everybody's life where you stop blaming your parents for everythingBut people who have success in life don't reach that point because they don't need to. Everything is just happy go lucky. They don't go through "bad mistakes" everything in their life just goes smoothly the whole way.>that you only have yourself to blame forTheir parents make sure that they don't have any "mistakes".
when she says she thinks that its so nice that you're gay and you're the nigga ummypoops....
>>225875241you could talk about food or breathing or pooing.
go to hell janny
>>225875244You just sound like a mentally deranged and socially isolated freak to be honest. Wallow in self-pity and let it infect your soul forever until you decide to kill yourself then, what else is there to say
waiting for the woman of my dreams who will agree to a strict lifelong anal only lifestyle and until then I simply refuse to get married
Insane Trvke
̏god not real ̏ they sayshe will strike you down for saying it !! he is to caring and lovely for that abuse ok
Fast forwarding to /brit/ in the year 2028 during the Euros held in the UK
>>225875265you gonna make her cut her hair short and get breast reductions too you gay little nigga?
>>225875264Okay unc. Just try not to hurt your back when you try to reach the top shelf to stack the cat food in asdaI'm not even saying to "give up" or kms i'm just being realistic with the reasons why my life is the way it is and i'm going to blame my parents for a lot of it.
Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Keep Britain trucking.Wo-o-jakquarkseat and do things and poo.
Why do brits bang on about the NHS if it's a complete shitshow? Seems like it's their sacred cow
in mooloolaba now via maroochydore, but tomorrow i'll be passing through jimboomba on my way to toowoomba
>>225875296Its not going to get you anywhere. You're going to squander all hope and faith in all things because mummy took your ipad away from you in 2011? What the fuck are you doing mate seriously get a grip
>>225875284you every time you post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keOgXPhopeg
>>225875291Yes we at Brit like Eurovision
Save are NHS!
>>225875326B-BB-B-B-BUT I MEANT THE FOOTBALL NOT THE SINGING CONTEST!
>>225875315it is a bit odd, you never hear australians talking about medicare despite it being essebtially the same thing as the NHS. i reckon it's because medicare isn't constantly fucking up like how the NHS does so we're afforded the luxury of never really having to think about it
>>225875320>You're going to squander all hope and faith in all thingsnever said this>mummy took me ipad heheyou're not even on the same page, i'm talking about connections, wealth, opportunity, friends
Not a fan of Queensland
>>225875341queensland is a fan of you
watching videos of women getting fucked up the twat
er
>>225875338>never said thisYes you did. You've been whining about how everybody has a smooth path in life except you, and you don't get the same chances and your life an "uphill struggle" because of your parents. >i'm talking about connections, wealth, opportunity, friendslil bro thinks he's a GTA online character. Grow up. People discover opportunity through simply living life, and not sitting in their smeggy bedroom blaming their parents at the grand old age of 25
>>225875359Walk out then walk back in with glasses and a fake moustache
Auld lass in Asda doing my age verify at self checkout asked me what id bought then started pawing through my bagBit bloody nosy
>>225875367>saying you're life is a struggle means you have given up all hope and faithright>People discover opportunity through simply living lifemost people don't discover opportunity out of thin air. usually it comes to them through various means . it's hard to make your own luck when you have fuck all going onanyways i've had rather enough of talking to you so get ready for work wagey
The poo medium is the message.
>>225875393What would you know about opportunity when your whole argument is you have none and you're blaming your parents for it? Bizarre and mentally unwell zoomer freak lmao
>>225875401fuck off old cunt get in your car and fuck off to asda
>>225875417You're going to die sad and alone.
>>225875419cat food shelves need stacking
zoomer melty
>>225875350Ok sorry
>>225875359what do you have to do to get one of these? just drink a lot or also be annoying?
>>225875062shared scunthorpe xx
Darwin is the third Rome
>>225875448No it isn't you idiot
>>225875452You'll do nothing
>>225875448looks like a thirdie afrcan shithold
mental how early it was overshow anyone my year 1 yearbook class photo and ask them which kid they reckon will grow up to be a permavirgin and 100% of them will point to me
can't wrap my head around the fact that there are people born in the 90s who are in their mid-30s now
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793222450217339.mp4
big breasts we can looks at !!
thats pee not a sissygasm
>>225875481she's squirting
>>225875465ktim
>>225875493>she
Trick-or-treat!!! haHa!! It's just a praank broo!!!
how many oints a wee is too many
KTIM = oKay TIMothy
>>225875539Ok we at brit scare easily so please to not do such pranks
Oh my lifeeeeeeeee is so horribleeeeeee
Men Without HatsMen Without Autism Headphones
*looks at you*
>>225875595hope she's feeling better
fixin' to w-a-n-n-k-o-f-t
mouse ears as pieces of a connect four game or even checkers.
We're all just waiting anxiously for Diego Day to begin
mark mate what u playing at
may or may not have a stray finger or two lodge in my bunghole
>>225875632leftypol's dad is a rorke!?
>>225875626diego wont be joining you boys today ok
>>225875632interesting, usually leftypoll does that stuff
>>225875632How can a sniffer dog find dna on a glove that makes no sense that’s what scientists are supposed to do
Mr. BoombasticWhat you want is a boombastic, romantic, fantastic loverShaggyMr. Lover Lover, umI'm Mr. Lover Lover, haha, girlMr. Lover LoverMm, I'm Mr. Lover LoverShe call me Mr. BoombasticTell me fantasticTouch me on my backShe says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-manticCall me fantasticTouch me on my backShe says I'm Mr. Ro-
/biz/ on pooicide watch lol
the llm output 4chan bot script is having a meltdown over "ok"
>>225875715what happened?
need to buy a suit for the toil xmas party
Think of the food though
ok
>>225875751ai bubble burst
hes waiting for you
I cannot... be... arsed more than my whims.
>>225875632Deliveroo order must have been late
Good morning fellow toilfreaksGood morning fellow pervertsGood morning fellow wastemenGood morning Mrs Toilstein, good morning everybody
>>225875755once wore a jumper n jeans to mine and everyone else was in a suitfelt like a right plum and left early
>>225875793hello
going to see a fillum after work todaysomething to do
>>225875793mornin
>>225875755why a suit? is it that formal?
>>225875808the suit
>>225875755Wouldn't bother no one knows who you are
This calls for a poo.This calls for a moo.This calls or a beer.
It's always some manner of hidden chamber with you people
>>225875808more just an excuse for everyone to get dressed up, lads in suits and birds wearing dressessit down meal in a hotel function room, couple drinks tokens per person, bags in, perhaps some people hook up (not me though I've never had sex)
>>225875826i know who i am
>>225875011>hiding her tum with her panNGMI
breakfast time in the madhouse
>>225875840oh I see, is the company paying for it?
>>225875850
nigardlyNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAAARDLYYYYY
seals are the dogs of the sea
>>225875878haha great stuff love a rodent
>>225875850>>225875884Big fan of this seal scrunge face they do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13-Y-gpXdbU
>>225875884me when i remember
>>225875883normally it's around £20-£30 per head and you have to pay that in advance to whichever office lady is organising itI don't know if the department itself get funds to chuck a few quid towards it as I've never organised it
any sniifers farters any early bird gets the worm any weekennd wakers any wWojak slankers any wee woo woo wees? any psychopompus doohickeys?
>>225875913One mustn't remember
got the apple radio on lads, they're playing beabadoobee, luv her
>>225875926go to sleep
>>225875942life could be a sweet dream, or a beautiful nightmare.
Ah love it that the gf has woken up in period world and just started an argument out of thin fucking air. Going to be a good weekend for sure
>>225875987>sounds like she needs a bloody shag
2 of diegos 5 toilets are blocked up with poo
>>225876004Carlos you little shit
circle back team.
>>225875987bLOGoNsNORElORD
>>225875987Tell me about it ladBeen in a cold war stand-off with the old flamethrower all week myself
Patrick please pirouette on this pussy.
>>225876018just not true is it also i only have 3 toilets
I've just watched a couple of his recent videos, including the Gordon Ramsay fish & chips ones. Man, he is so forced and fake now.What's with the GCSE drama? The forced anger was cringe inducing. Pretending to lose his tit over a bin...having rubbish in it?In regards to his other videos, the burger in a 'dangerous' area he did with Danny filled me with rage. Again, the terrible acting, pretending he was scared the whole time whilst everyone else around him just calmly got on with their day... The way he had to keep banging on about how much of a saviour he was for buying the guy a burger too. What a hero you are, Gary. How about you do it off camera and stop treating people like a victorian freakshow?he's becoming more of a grotesque person by the second, and whats sad is its working, its rage bait and its doing its job, making us angry, whether at him or the places he goes to. Just a foul person at this point. Its making me think of those AI survivalist mobile game ads that seem to have become really common where theyre yelling everything in an angry sped up voice with a scrunched up face, so bleeping weird.All his interactions with people that he's started doing are so forced and weird, you can tell a majority of them are just like 'who the f is this weirdo' and are just indulging him to be polite.As for the fish and chip video specifically (...yay... another one...) 1. definitely feels like he's trying to get a brand deal with Fiji water or already has and is doing product placement (note how the brand label is intentionally facing the camera at all times). And 2. it just shows his lack of credibility, he's so happy to be angry and get people wound up (rage bait) over celebrity chefs because he knows the goons with a chip on their shoulder will pile on in the comments pushing his reach and views etc, but when he goes to other chippys (particularly the 'struggling' ones) he doesnt make a big deal about any of it
/brit/ Incorporated.
Island folks fissures.
>>225875850ai? ai? is seal really so nice and poke out tongue?
>>225876124
I am a frankly freakish fascinating feature for sure.
Good morning kill all women
>I am a frankly freakish fascinating feature for sure.
>>225876100Thanks tattle, agree completely
didn't come here to read ulysses
old hags but theyre younger than me
Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting
>>225876100I Also HaveturnedAway fromGary EatsforTheseSortsof reasons .. Ok ..
>>225876276too soon palwe didn't poke fun when that German celebrity diedyou know the one. the fella with the face. had a name as well
Nice early start for me today. Getting a wuppa in me then getting sorted and heading out for work. I do lowkey miss the NEET era but I also love my part time job so I don't mind.Sad to hear the news about Patrick Stewart's passing. He was an amazing actor. He will be forever remembered as Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
I'm a felon now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EH5GFP2Otk
>highs of 14Csummer back on, winter been cancelled
What's the appeal of watching some random man eat food on youtube then? My unc ass can't understand it one bit
any john dick men in?
>>225876278youre an honourable and principled man unlike sir gary eats!
>>225876298
We love gay porn here
>>225876138cuddle fish :3 love love
when i was waiting for the train home after the pub yesterday a pair of zoomoids complimented my shoes"nice tracks" i beleive they saidnot sure if they were mocking me
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793283705670175.webm
>Double Oscar winner Michael Douglas, Hollywood great Glenn Close, Succession star Kieran Culkin and British actor Naomi Ackie join Graham on his sofa. With music from Sugababes. If Deegs doesn't tune in tonight then he never will
>>225876360tracks never heard this slang beforei'm well and truly past it
>>225876307Kill yourself
deegs want to come to the cinema later?ive got a curzon subscription so could get you in for free xno touchign when the lights go out though haha x
>>225876307What job you got welper?
>>225876313Do you at least understand how other people can enjoy things you don't like? And while I'm being a twat in asking there is a serious part to it because some posters here genuinely can't
>>225876371my sister actually just said sugababes are dropping a whole new album early next year... nature is healing fr
>>225876389which film?
>>225876389haha what u seeing my boyi have been known to frequent a curzon or two in my life haha
>>225876414Godfather
>>225876402Yeah you are being a twat because I wasn't being a twat about it. I was legit asking what is appealing about it, which is actually a relatively easy question to answer I would have thought.
>>225876414>>225876421primeyime
>>225876424Okay well how you like some things, they like that thing. That's why they like it.
>>225876424watch it or don't who cares
>>225876424>>225876435>>225876444please all be nice ;-;
>>225876426nah cba with that desuu have a godo time tho lil curzon boy and hope u can find a friend tot ake with you
>>225876402>Do you at least understand how other people can enjoy things you don't like? scr called him.out good and proper
opening youtube and scrolling past the same videos again
>>225876449
>>225876463Why do you have that algorithm? I don't get why you watch those videos.
>>225876466:0 I like kitty!! :D
we choose Deen over Dunya... but we visit Cali for the fun, ya,
>>225876457im old enough to be your father mate
ginny pige
>>225876488weeeet weeet weet he says
>>225876474
I would be scared if I had tiny pet like kitty or hambpster or femboy that i would squeeze them too hard and they pop
>>225876488ronke
>>225876518umbait
>>225876309>trampling fetish now illegalDamn this one actually affects me. What's wrong with a woman stepping on a man's back in high heels?
cr8 demon in crisp charlie t.
Pissing out my arse today, not sure why but it is pure liquid. Hot snakes you might say.
Diego just brings out the debates in everyone. From "Does God be Allah?" to "When Jesus exist?" to "Why video other than anime exist?" It's another successful Diego Day
>>225876531>:|
>>225876482u're like 60?that's wild >>225876550SCREAM
christ is ting
haha binance got done
>>225876618FUNDS ARE... UNSAFUUUUU
Police put a little card through my door yesterday asking if I could check my camera footage because there was a burglary down the road. It's a council house so expect it was drug or gang related and also my camera is fake so no dice. I hope you enjoyed my blog.
>Father who permanently disabled his baby by shaking him with car-crash force after downing 11 pints of lager and taking cocaine has jail term increased to six years
>>225876626thank you
Dog is being put to sleep today
>>225876642:( sorry, I know how awful it is
>>225876642
>>225876642Very sad, give berg a nice big hug
yeah ill take the dandruff coat please
>>225876642hope you join him you attention seeking queer
>>225876698>hope you join him you attention seeking queerLOL
Brain is being put to sleep today by these boring fucking posts
Give Emma Watson gf.
>>225876642that sucks manI'm going to have a massive breakdown when mine goes
>>225876706ok
Then man did ting n I was like LOL unc you crazy crashing out frfr
>>225876642you'll see him again in hell
>The two-day High Court trial involving a well-known public figure, referred to in court as “PPT”, has concluded. He is seeking an injunction to prevent The Guardian and ITN from publishing allegations of inappropriate and exploitative sexual activity involving girls and young women.
>>225876739many are saying this
>>225876742new huw edwards
going too far now
>>225876750ong don't get why so many uncs negative aura farm by repping front n capping deadass cringe
white folk be like: dogs mans best friend white folk also be like: 80 quid for dog medication? naahhh kill him
>>225876739then I was like
>>225876642sorry to hear that lad :(
>>225876642My dog died on Christmas few years ago. I carried her wrapped in a blanket to the freezing garage to rest until the next day.
>>225876786They tried to silence him because there's no comeback to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR6h2w43x4g
>>225876742why are certain people allowed to have injunctions? he's just a celeb.
>>225876838The court argument has been that if the allegations are published he'll kill himselfNot a joke
>>225876786screaming at this
>>225876838He's about to potentially create new law as well. He's saying he will kill himself if he's named by media outlets and is in a psychiatric hospital for that reason. You already know the judge believes it
>>225876874mad how this is a thing
boss rang me at 8.46am i dont start til 9 how can i get compensation for this (i didnt answer)
>>225876801you'll see her again in hell
Hello lads who was that guy with the funny name and the black and white photo
You grow my peaches down in Georgia.
>>225876896blog on snorelord
>>225876906ed balls
>>225876913god doesn't real>proof?africa
waiting for other people
david walliams sex arse
>>225876309>foot smotherowari da
>>225876906Randolf Hatler.
(8)are you going to scran francisco(8)
Come heaven or hell, hell or heavenI'll repart thee both ans unbroke bond Shall sever! Come, draw...
>>225876918>>225876945No he was bald I think and a brit meme please lads this is important
heard they banned hand holding in the UK
>>225876961jean luc picard
>>225876961Cedric Rimler?
It was like dick pooer or something
>>225876995wankard pooser
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793319575735960.mp4
>>225877001she's peng
>>225877000Yess
begone witch!
>>225877001please commit suicide as soon as possible pal, it's for your own good
They're jokers They're all jokers
>>225877001why do so many trannies have such huge cocks?
Haven’t posted here for 2 months #growth
need a childless middle aged professional gf who is going to pressure the fuck out of me to commit quickly and completely to her
Erm… lads?
>>225877066tall which is a low t thing which is related to maybe why people are troons in the first place
>>225877079shows you how much the overton window has moved when conservatives don't give a crap about porn in a childrens show
>>225877030
An anonymous poster, named only as "ST" in court documents, has gone to High Court to prevent negative 4chan posts about them on threat of suicide if action is not taken.
ah yes I have a small penis because I'm high T
>>225877161least delusional man
>>225877179>>225877179>>225877179the new as it was
>>225877066they come in all sizes
>>225877161same
