i've only gone and made the new lads, what am i like haha? edition
optimism is a choice
if you drink too much electrolytes then you can accidentally fry yourself with your own electrical signals from your brain
mad how physiognomically patrick stewart looks like the effete gay one and ian mckellan the strong masculine straight one
europeans are so smug and arrogant that at no point did anyone in their tourist board stop to double check what "shithouse" meant and assumed he was talking about architecture.
nobody care me
any of you lads ever gone to where margaret thatcher is buried and done a wee on her grave?
うおおおおお
>>225878820this the fuck i look like
>>225878826very ladylike
wag1
>>225878819shithouse does mean physical outhouse building where shits are done thoughbeit. what did you think it meant
Just thrown up with nerves (I have to answer the door later)
AI just reached a singularityExpect banking to collapse within 24 hours and all services connected to the internet without a weekSpend money while you can
you can't dismantle the master's shithouse with the master's poo
>>225878819Americans don't know the British use of the term either
>>225878819why is he having this feud with norway? i thought the nobel prize was a swedish thing
>>225878830
wish i had a dealer on call 24/7 so i could get drugs any time i want and not have to go through the hassle of getting them off the darknet like a gigantic virgin and wait a few days for shipping
>>225878856Yeah?
>>225878845A better question would be, why did you think he was talking about outhouses when you already had the context?
>>225878875cheaper and better quality online though
>>225878856
got mad cow disease me
Bombaclart
>>225878870He doesn't know and Europeans can't help themselves, they must take the bait every fucking time
>>225878856Not sure this is strictly true
>>225878884yeah quality's better, i don't know about cheaper though
It's over for me "nigga"
got mad how disease
>>225878908is it your parents fault
>>225878903Definitely cheaper
I'm an unlovable freak
>>225878819i dont think this 2016-era "you can't disagree with trump without looking mad" gimmick works any more because he's visibly and explicitly angry all the time. anyone can tease trump, anyone can make him look stupid, anyone can misrepresent the things he says. he is just a stupid man!
>>225878879it comes from describing a country as a smelly toilet. the figurative meaning doesn't have any power without that connotation. if you just think it meant shit=bad then why say house at all why use figurative language at all. might as well just be literaly say 'bad country'.norway's reply is entirely legitimate and you're coping hard
>>225878910how
St James (Dudley) Council By-Election Result:LAB: 38.0% (+16.2)RFM: 37.9% (-11.0)CON: 13.8% (-0.1)RES: 6.9% (New)GRN: 3.4% (-7.2)Lol
Now what kind of prank should I pull today... Nyuhuhu
diego has mad how so disease
>>225878922To a certain extent
>>225878875is the shit you get off the dark web any good? plenty of dealers i've dealt with in the past charged shitloads for weed that was always shit to average, took me years to finally find a reliable bloke
>>225878932oh my days this is the neek post of the year
i'm a lovable freak
parmentier sardines with chilli on sourdough toast straight down the 'atch
Only men 35+ should be conscriptedIf you don't have a good enough job by then to be an essential worker then you failed at life anyway
>>225878938Based as fuck, Restore or Nothing
Bought a magsafe card holder that magnets to my phone and it holds a bit of money too
How do you feel about BBW facesitting being illegal in your country while marrying your first cousin isn’t?
Sorry I identify as suicidal autistic adhd non-binary now so you can't conscript me I need a protective mummy figure to give me snuggles and tell me it'll all be okay
>>225878974I don't really care
>>225878938Reformsirs? What the bloody hell? Why are Restore fucking bloody?
>>225878971Restore or Labour
>>225878974banning cousin marriage is racist mate
>>225878980Uh no you'd need that proven by a doctor
>>225878957This but zoomers under 25
today is already a bust lets hope tomorrow can get its act together
>>225878974I think bbw facesitting is grim so I'm not too bothered about that but what does annoy me is that first cousin incest roleplay porn is illegal but actual real life first cousin incest isn't
poo spider
>>225878974ich... nichten lichten...
>>225878974>BBW facesittingdidn't some poor bastard die from that a few years ago because his wife was like 400lbs?
those burritos sound fucking disgusting
>>225878938Kek two votesMaybe reform should have done more to earn those two votes
>>225878989False dichotomy, we will not be pecked into voting for Reform "Patriots are thugs and Pakistanis are just as British as you and I" UK.It's ethnic nationalism or it's civil war
>>225879002Well the pakis wouldn’t like that mate don’t be racist You can’t watch fake stepsister content but you sure can fuck her irl
>>225878931preaching to the choir>>225878945?
>>225879006is that what he said, peter?
>>225878999No, even Russia and the Ukraine have realised thisOnly millenials and gen X are conscripted there
>>225879007Sorry to hear about your dad
want to go to McDonald's but it takes like 25 minutes to get there and might be full of indians (whomst i clearly don't want touching my food)
>>225878932Insane projection leftymong. Norway just misunderstood what shithousery means in the american slang context and they didn't bother looking up that definition so they made so unfunny heckin #clapback at drumpf and it didnt work
Thank fuck I'm gay can't imagine wanting some obese landwhale to rub her unwashed pooey arse all over your face and suffocate you with it
>>225879021it's never been illegal to fuck your sister and if you watch ''BBW porn'' you are a mentally ill failure of a man who should be euthanised
>>225878934unbelievable mental illness, grow up and see a doctor mate
>>225879030so you don't want to go to mcdonalds then
>>225879008is this all you do matejust sitting in the thread 24/7 occasionally complaining out loud to no one in particular like a homeless schizo at a train station
are they doing the conscription psyop again
>>225879016"nigga" im killing you day 1 of the "civil war"
>>225879043sccc
>>225879037>it's never been illegal to fuck your sisteractually I think it is
At least they can't ban Autumn. I know there are Leftymongs in this very thread wishing they could. But you can't.
>>225879037i like a woman you can grab onto something
Wonder if the porn sentences will accumulativeLike if you did incest roleplay, facesitting and choking in one video does that become a 15 year sentence?
>>225879033As opposed to fucking hairy pooey arseholes of men yeah
>>225879027wow go die -_-
>>225879058Why do you despise the working classes
>>225879041no i do but the only reliable non foreign take away is the Italian chip shop
Ning Pong Rebellion, 14 million dead, 430 eaten, 34 cooked but not eaten
>>225879043who shat in your vegemite
>>225878974Its an ancient European tradition to marry your cousin. BBW facesitting is a mental illness and you should be in prison for watching that slop, I hope they go for anime next
>>225879014Mmm yeah
Gyaldempaedo spotted on Reddit
>>225879065I don't do that
>>225879026Russia conscripts the youth, Ukraine doesn't
>>225879058Autumn has been cancelled we will now follow directly into winter
>>225879032when you need someone to look up the definition then you already lost
>>225879091actual retard
>>225879016ok but i dont want the labour party in power
>>225879091Only minoritiesRussia will be the only European country to become less ethnic
The British proletariat needs Communism whether they realise it or not
do women's fannies feel different from each other? and not just in terms of tightness i mean, is there actual unique geometry going on inside that may or may not enhance your willy's enjoyment of the expedition?
summer was brutal this year. Usually enjoy it but it was too much this time around
Zoomer culture is spiritually niggerish, all their heroes are nogs and they speak like groidsMillennial culture on the other hand is strongly Whitecoded
>>225879069I love the White Working Class. Why do you insist on replacing them with cheap foreign labour for the benefit of corporations and billionaires you supposedly hate?
>>225879086niggas soul-trapping young women
might get in a pointless argument and then get chatgpt to tell everyone I won and that the other poster is having a melty through extremely careful and specific prompting
>>225879096Thats probably why the tourist board managed to embarrass themselves in the first place. Glad we agree.
I'm working class and I get the feeling you lot don't like me
>>225879117I don't do that You however are consumed with hatred for groups of people you never interact with all because you watch internet propaganda slop
why is he so angry
>>225879091plenty of videos of 19 year olds getting press-ganged into the military, all of them from ukraine
>>225879091swear theres at least two ukraine anons on /int/ below 30 who have been conscripted
Any white man in?
>>225879111Yeah quite shockingly they really do. Obviously environment makes a big difference with relative wetness and slipperiness. They're all ridged of a sort but they're different, was absolutely mental when I got a proper go on my second fanny after getting used to the first
>>225879116least mentally ill and terminally online /brit/poster>>225879120SCREAMING
>>225879143giving your dna to these companies is such goycattle behaviour
>>225879141Ukraine's conscription age is 23
got updoing breakfast
>>225879125Do you have a job? If so what is it so I can judge it
can't believe he didn't think learning disabled was a real term
>>225879160i had sandwiches for breakfast
zoomers devolve into a mumble rapper when a woman speaks to them on the internet
Simply can't imagine a black person buying and building a Lego set for personal enjoyment
>>225879144interesting, i've never shagged without a condom so i really can't tell the difference
>>225879143What company is this
Millennials will be remembered for one thing and one thing only: their obsession with Generation Z (pronounced "zed").
gay sex parties tonight
>>225879164Not at the moment but I was a scaffolder for 2 years until earlier this year, and then I was a window cleaner before that
its starting
>>225879171i'd wager that no black person has ever made an airfix model to completion
zoomers still mentally living in 2017 again
Took a really really really horrible poo just nowHalf of it was just fartsIt slid out my arse in little wet bitsStank out the roomHorrible
>>225879195So you've never had a real job, got it.
my life a george lucas
>>225879179Easier to tell if you're doing a good fingering than with your dick as you get a better idea of the shape and size, but the walls are noticeably different. Unfortunately I've just been with one vagina for the last ten years and unlikely to ever experience another so my days of exploration are sadly over
Rorke asking the airfix salesman if they have any models of german WW2 vehicles
>>225879219ai slop meltdown
gender war slop > generations war slop
>>225879204Once had that poo urge extremely badly and I sat on the loo and just ripped the loudest, longest, smelliest fart I've ever done. Expected pure poo water but there was no poo to be seen. Strange.
>>225879219thanks for posting this bizarre ai image
mood is low today I'm going to slowly drink wine and gin all day ok
>>225879171you've never met a smash bros/anime/40k black person?
>>225879245wont u be too smashed for the gay sex party later if you do this tho
Rorke thinks the BBC is "lefty loonies" when they literally have a "small boats dashboard" but are smugly condescending when anyone mentions nationalising failing water companies and pretend it's impossible
Fresh brisket on the boaaaaard
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22ai%20slop%20meltdown%22/ A dog shit gimmick is born (only 50% of these are used on actual AI slop)
>>225879171because they’d steal it?
>>225879256was just saying this down the boring bastard clubhouse
shoutout to my millennial niggas, keepin it real, pausing at the start of a video because your mind is still somewhat wired to the times when video cameras were kind of shitty, and you had to wait a few seconds before you started talking, otherwise it might cut off the beginning of what you said
>>225879249smash and anime, yes I've heard of those types of black people 40k? never
>>225879208Suppose not but scaffolding paid well considering I didn't even have the full qualifications
>>225879256>but are smugly condescending when anyone mentions nationalising failing water companiesAside from Thames water wate privatisation was one of the most successful projects this country has ever seen
>>225879263has the hallmarks of a "I not like this post" protest gimmique
>>225879263you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
>>225879278I know a black girl that plays 40k and fantasy
Just lubed up the Diego sex arse
Truth is our society is incredibly right wing and anything short of Mussolini is derided as woke lefty looney transgender marxism
>posts AI slop>errr nice gimmick look at the archives!!meltdown indeed
>>225879278you 40k fanboys are so fucking gay nigga you aren't saving the white race by painting your little plastic toys
>>225879310this but the opposite
turning my willy around to perform a self-rape
where my motherfuckin "nigga"s at
>>225879291yeah mate definitely
>>225879285Dno who they are but they look like Blackshirt larpers who deserve to be beaten up
um
>>225879319
employed woman creampie sex arse
>>225878870Alfred Nobel was Swedish but Sweden and Norway were still united when he died and established the prizes through his will. The scientific Nobel prizes he asked to be administered by Sweden, and the peace prize by Norway, I guess because Sweden was historically militaristic?
>>225879320hello
niggas only hobby will be posting on /brit/ and they still got the audacity to dog on a nigga for painting toys
>>225879324One on the left is a gay (bottom) Neo nazi who got kicked out of his parents house for being to radicalised and streamed the whole thing
ian and leftymong at /brit/ when the walls fell
>>225879372you could wank in that suit
yeah so anyway the hila ethan klein situation is crazy guys honestly
>>225878462
Police just opened up an investigation into Epstein's stays with Prince Andrew at Balmoral Hey "nigga" we all know he's a dirty nonce already, just execute him ffs
>>225879405she was 17 and 364 days old you SICKPERVERTEDFUCK
heem sleepy
>>225879321https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/water-and-sewerage-companies-in-england-environmental-performance-report-2024/water-and-sewerage-companies-in-england-environmental-performance-report-for-2024Sewage treatment compliance is at 98.9% conpared to 90% in 199087.3% of bathing waters are rated good or excellent today, in 1990 only 27% met the highest standardsI know you live for headlines and relentless despair but the facts are the facts
saffer is genuinely the weirdest poster on heredont understand anything he posts
We all ummypops in life
>>225879362>Neo nazi who got kicked out of his parents house for being to radicalised and streamed the whole thingSounds like half the posters here tbqh
>>225879293a what
>>225879337it bubbles when she farts
Listening to bouncy house music and will go for a run in the sun and feel positive about it and myself for the rest of the day ok
/brit/ niggas be arguing about poo water
>>225879418He was best mates for years with the world's most notorious child rapist who had a whole island for raping and torturing children :/
>>225879422hes not south african he posted a red bull in his hand the other day and the writing at the back said United Kingdom and he immediately deleted it and ran off. He's just another loser on a vpn
>>225879422dunno who that is
>>225879420he go ni ni
(8) MERCY MERCY MERCYALIAGO HOW DO I SAY IM BROKE IN SPANISH ME NO HABLO (8)>>225879437linkmost house music is boring af desu
>>225879441the seth efrican
>>225879437i was told this was impossible
rorke eating carrots and peas and cauliflower
>>225879439Jeffrey Epstein also had a career and business dealings all the time. You need to stop calling everybody a nonce and Epstein adjacent when from approximately January 2021 to around January 2025 you didn't care about the files and now you do.
>>225879439Why didn't you tell us your dad knew Prince Andrew?
>>225879422just one of tildes avatar flags he uses when he pretends to be at work
Any evidence Prince Andrew raped anybody?
Decriminalise and normalise violence against foids.
>>225879467never felt the inside of a vagina have you lad
>>225879484Just you
>>225879439literally zero evidence epstein did any of that
>>225879491phwoar
i hope this is real and not fake like covidall covid did was stop me getting a driving test and increase inflation
>>225879489dur no one here has
Once you've missed out you've missed out. There's no going back. Nothing else matters either. You've missed out. You're fucked.
>>225879467I've cared about the files since day oneEpstein was a nonce, this is proven in a court of lawAndrew and Trump were his best mates and were on nonce island with him too.Andrew still met with him regularly post conviction for being a nonce child rapist.Andrew and him had lots of parties together with girls of uncertain age.You should be shot by firing squad for defending child rapists on /brit/.
They're expecting 90 days of blackouts? Or a 90-day long blackout? Because if it's that second one I don't know how I can survive
sweaty foid feet
>>225879510project on you fat retarded old virgin freak lmao
It's Diego day and we're all loving it!
>>225879491goodpost desu
noncelad defending the rich meganonces voraciously. hope they see this bro
>>225879496Wrong https://www.justice.gov/epstein
>>225879491Good postThe entire Yookay establishment belongs in an NKVD dungeon
>>225879491Baked beans with that meal is despicable behaviour
3.5 million pages of documents 180,000 images and 2,000 videos releasedNot a single one proves any international sex trafficking ring. The youngest women being 17, there are no torture chambers or rape snuff videos, it was all a fantasy
>>225879491unironically vgp
>>225879523diego gets blacked out every friday
he hasnt rolled this gimmick out in a while he must be desperate
>>225879539its a truecrime moral panic for womenin a few years time you'll be pretending you never fell for any of it
>>225879523nobody can survive easilyand scandinavia and france would presumably shut off any remaining power to the uk for themselves so it would be dead for us
>>225879527only 2 of th ose thingswhereas u're at least 4 of them LOL
Prince Andrew reading the noncefreaks posts on /brit/ and thinking "hmm yes I must simply find out who that young gentleman is and invite him to nonce sex parties and give him £10,000,000"
Shitting golden eggs
>Prime free membership >£0 in my bank for the renewal (can't renew)>Cancel membership >Pussies out of 'cancel on renewal date' but might've done the month for free>Choose to cancel today (not expecting a refund like they said)Hahahaha!If I weren't permanently banned from Amazon before I would try it >>225879525Ok I will lick them
>>225879548screaming>>225879529god bless
>>225879546This but unironically, normies just wanted something to get whipped up into a frenzy over
>>225879491Thinly-veiled Anti-White post. Yawn.
>>225879540any particular pages of this that prove what you said
>>225879546and with those girls he invited he doesnt seem to have had sex with them initially only doing it after a few timesso he bordered on being a simp
Blacks out? I sure hope not
How do i get a ginger girlfriend like pic related? I just love them. I love their hair, is so unique and special, and their freckles, I would love kiss all of them, and I love their porcelain skin. Any pretty ginger girl over here to add to discörd? Also my pp is a bit longer than a can of monster energy :D
>>225879555It is fairly successful at riling up everyone that isn't truly despicable and evil so I suppose he's got that going for him
>>225879592They're so fit Most of them look exactly like this phoar
>>225879592nonce
>>225879155but you get to post the results online for validation afterwards
>>225879582You're a paedophile and will be hunted.
>>225879540>https://www.justice.gov/epsteinNot clicking that shit
>>225879592>>225879604gingers are the east asians of the whitesi.e. the least desireables
>>225879599bad got his soul though
>>225879620>not clicking that government website
>>225879592another brown poster being a weird nonce is it must be a day ending in Y
>>225879566>you disagree? well you're probably in on the conspiracy too!its definitely not a moral panic or a witch hunt though is it
>>225879592That's clearly a man
any lowkey slut men in?
>>225879606>White women with a jobToss up between calling her 'built for it' or calling the other person a nonce isn't it, robot
>>225879558Depending on what causes the blackouts I wonder if I even want to survivesuppose I'd better get the laptop charged so I can have a wank if something goes awry
>>225879636Why are you defending paedophilia and billionaire paedophiles on 4chan?
>>225879623Ok i will take 5.Where i can find more ginger girls? On the continental irland or at the nortn occupied by uk?
>>225879642just be gay at this point mate seriously the only person holding you back is yourself
>>225879664project on
>>225879654It's a gimmick lad, he's just baiting for replies because he's a pathetic shut in loser. Just ignore and don't engage he's truly rotten to the core
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793345252394508.jpgSexy feet...https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793354205596508.jpg
>>225879623Take it you're ginger then deegs?
im getting a kfc tonight!!
>>225879680no why woul du think that im not asian either
>>225879670you regularly go to gay clubsare obsessed with fashiona catholicand a self-described "lowkey slut"come on lad...
>>225879618omg is that a fully clothed person lying down
sucking a homeless mans smeggy nob
>>225879672>>225879654#BelieveAllWomen!
Suspect this nigga asking for proof of Andrew's noncery is hoping someone will link him to something he can wank over
>>225879702why
>>225879686>regularly go to gay clubsso?>are obsessed with fashionnot obessesed just care about presentation/appearence>a catholicno lol>lowkey slutthis was a joke mate im a virgin
>>225879687>>225879705please just stop posting ladimagine explaining this to your motheryou don't have to do this to yourself
>>225879555>>225879599>>225879624What are you even talking about?
>>225879633If your pp is smaller than a can of monster energy lower your tone when you talk to me you wallaby fucker
>>225879711do you think god wants you fraternising with homosexuals?
>>225879711>this was a joke mate im a virginwe can tell ahah
another pointless day of doing fuck-all
I have 22 empty cans of Pepsi max on my bedside table
>>225879705Hope your family see all these posts you make defending paedophilia on 4chan and promptly disowns you
>>225879727yeah "fraternising" lets call it that lol
>>225879718town rapist physiognomy
CorrrrGet the ozempic using femoids estrogenized
How many arguments has Diego lost today?
Is quite hilarious how irate people get if you dare to question what they've been lead to believeBoth leftypol and rorke NEED rich people to be paedos and if you dare suggest there isn't a global trafficking ring based off the current evidence (or lack thereof) you must be a paedo yourself
reckon the reason i was happier when i was younger was because i had a trampoline
>>225879741drink 4 coke zeros a day me
>>225879727>do you think god wants you fraternising with homosexuals?no, but i like posting on /brit/
>>225879711You're a 50 year old virgin Diego?
>>225879752Looks like Luke Littler
>>225879752>estrogenizedFOY
Forgot to rinse out my tea mug at work, that's going to be in a grim state when I return to office on Tuesday
luke hitler
daddydaddy cool
Shall be carving a pumpkin this eve, any suggestions of what sort of penis I should do?
Had oy 3 hours sleep before waking to receive a delivery that never came. Ah well.
>>225879757quite funny how you’re a nonce but poor so will probably end up in prison getting garrotted and pissed on
bent over farting hummus onto the wall
I just tried it on with Panam but she friendzoned me rip
>>225879718>crooked danny devito hands>grey skin from bleaching>mentioned his slightly above average willard in 100% of his postsdecent gimmick
>>225879802she's bwc only
swallowing a bloke's willy
>>225879802Playing as a woman?Or maybe you were too eager
>>225879802i rooted her in the mechatankdidn't even wank to itjust enjoyed it for what it was
Never poo.
>>225879744>>225879713literally cornell 7 woman-tier arguments
Mousey is overfit
>>225879799Yeah nice one mate enjoy your bread and circus
rorke being kicked out uni for trying to have a relationship with a girl and they have an inappropriate 3 year age gap
>>225879826fucking screaming at this
>>225879811Too eager I think
the nonce is desperate for attention now lol, vile scum
Any foid haters in
>>225879827why?
>>225879727yes he wants us fraternising with everyone>>225879735haha he couldn't>>225879753none as per usual>>225879765no im in my 40s
If I had an Xbox360 and MW3 I would have a girlfriend also
what jobs do people have these days
>>225879838its funny a comment on society
>>225879819your gynecological neuroses are preventing you from living a normal healthy life
so zero evidence posted then but you'll keep believing le rape island shit because thats what the herd told you
lets fuckin gooo>>225875011>>225875011
[B]inance
>>225879861die
>>225879804>his slightly above average willardhttps://files.catbox.moe/r6i941.jpg
>>225879846CEO of a company I worked my way up at. just walked in one day 15 years ago and asked to speak to the manager. looked him in the eye and said I'd be the best worker he'd ever have and we shook hands and the rest is history
>>225879865>>225879865
>>225879846you either build ai data centres, make ai chips or are a worthless eater
what an ugly cock
>>225879871post it in the new mate nobody is going to see it here
>>225879857Is that why you constantly call people nonces without any evidence? Is that how you justify it
