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by order of the jarl, this is the new
>>225885585Alastair Campbell ROASTED him for this little hiccup on The Rest Is Politics!
>>225885518
>>225885626sc
saw a Maine Coon cat earlierabsolute unit
got the book of eli on
all over 50s are now banned from ever driving on public roads, in return you will get a free bus pass
Wasn't black history month in June?
>>225885652don't know mate sorry x
to be honest if i did nofap november i'd probably end up paying a femdom dominatrix to punch me a few times, pretend to be an older relative, treat me like a puppy, fart on me a few times, spank me a bit, hold me head under water a little, etc, and then finish it all off by telling me its not my fault a few times that or pay some brazillian trans prozzie to shag my arse
>>225885623Alistair Campbell OWNED by BASED right winger MUHAMMED ZIADUIN YUSUF on Question Time!!!!
>>225885652yeah. next one's in december
>>225885623Meanwhile when they got Andy Burnham on they asked him what his favourite biscuit was and whether a baboon could beat a badger
total deadlock x valorant victory
what I don't understand is how these news channels still exist when nobody watches tv anymore, like how do they make money
I'm about to start crying in my bed. Evil Words spin around my head (ha).
>>225885667that's illegal m8
>>225885652every month is black history monthsit down and shut up rorke
>>225885673pointless webm
>>225885652We live in a Permanent Bantucracy
very common pairing
>>225885696no it isn't
>>225885692look i need to have sex somedaycan't be a virgin foreverjust over a year and ill be 30need to grow up someday
>>225885652yank black month is febJUNTEENTH (June 19th) celebrates the end of slavery, made a US federal holiday by BIdenuk black month is octit's actually absurdly inappropriate that we even have one but we are the 51st state, never forget it. net result is us celebrating non-uk blacks which is insane in itself, and also trying to make white people from the past into blacks (pic rel, the 5th greatest black briton of all time)
>>225885673she ate that cosplay ong
Rumours circling that Employed Woman got banned for 2 weeks, team =/
>>225885726don't forget pride month now includes blacks
>>225885731what did he do
>>225885726When's Irish history month?When's cans history month?When's Asian (Indian style) month?
how many penises have you sucked in your lifetime
bit hypocritical the british empire relied on plundering poor countries to get so rich and you call that white pride or smth
>>225885731Mouse this is beyond the pale even for you.
>>225885708choco minto~
>>225885726Feels like a bit of an own goal to say "actually the Queen of England was black" when you're trying to present yourself as oppressed
>>225885788there's no internal consistency and there doesn't need to be white leftoids see blacks the same way a mother sees her toddlers
wonder if i could use NHS talk therapies online group classes to chat about not wanting to fuck women but wanting to be treated like a puppy dog there's got to be somewhere to talk about these thingsmen's mental health matters
ffs no proper football tonight then way too many matches tomorrowtake the piss
well, there's the bellwhat a bloodbath today for anyone with money in the marketwhat more can be said? disaster scenarios right now
>>225885788Blacks built britain and britons were black but blacks have always been oppressed by structural racism ok
nth for the holodem
>>225885776
>>225885836what you on about lad blades are playing tonite
smells of winter outside
was going to make a political post outside of /pol/
I made varsity :)
>>225885836a mug early in the afternoon spells a good weekend
>>225885920>'ow did you know I wus English?
can't seem to remember anything anymorefucksake
i have failed at every aspect of life
>>225885920Wife material>>225885954Don't forget to get the cans
*steals your bitcoin*
>>225885955KTIM
who do you think is the prettiest english actress of all time
would be bants if /brit/ has IDs
time for the daily dose of Ace Combat 8 toil
read that like 20% of the north korean economy is literally just crypto hacks what an absurdly parasitic countryhopefully this fat fuck has a heart attack and his daughter is nowhere near as insane as he is
i don't get it
>>225885864ZAMN
>>225885994seething
we love her
>>225885990been tried, doesn't workthe usual parasites don't take to it and go 10000x more mental than usual
>>225885972that'll be 6 million more rounds of chinese ammunition franku-ruu
Morning team sucking on cuppa tea
sausage rolls need to be banned because they're racist against our muslim brothers
>>225886024which religion
decided im going to straighten myself outstop being into futa and femdomshag a girl
>>225886004
>>225886039good morning ms. woman hope you have a good day today
>>225886043vegetarian sausage rolls???
don’t hear bhenchod much anymore on /brit/
>>225886054Not long got up actually
out of nowhere tilde
>>225886050scary u gota actually do a sel finternvetion u're so werido about it lol
>>225880353Same. I wish I could redo my youth.
The Friday night entertainment
>>225886069haha you fool, it was me you just spoke to! niggaaa!!!!
>>225886069Can you make friends with Mousey pleaseHe's not the same without you
>>225886056what the fuck is "vegetarian sausage"
>>225886080might pay some femdom lass on twitter to give me a punitive intervention on it x
>>225886069That'll be good for your mental health! NOT
>>225884363wut
>>225886085sccccccccc
Land of the free
>>225886087sausage not made from meat
nigga just replied to an hour old post from the old
ok remember how ive been posting about kfc?im about to go get kfc!!!@
oh my days
>>225886024i dont know how it works in yookay but when i was a kid, any house that wasn't participating turned their front lights off. my neighbourhood was probably 10% muslim
>those purple linksoooooo he clickin
>>225886084
>>225886111rorke lost
>>225886104the word sausage still carries racist connotationsname it a vegetable filling roll if you want
me and mousey are playing pokemon monomyth just came out today so we won't be posting much alri
Chads are usually smarter and more charasmatic as well as being natural athletic and good looking despite what incels will tell you
>>225886122Duffman says ohhh yeahh
>>225886111how many white children does rorke have? Its not illegal hes allowed to
pizza for tea tonight
the things he talks to himself about are so weird
>>225886103post something similar here and see what happens
right im going to lidl for some LAGER
how's poleaboo these days
>>225886157what kind?
>one chance at life>no silent movie gf
>>225886166mousenonce literally posted threats to place bombs in downing street and the house of lords hundreds of times and nothing happened.
>>225886187he's a known GCHQ plant
>>225885989Keira Knightley in the Hole
it's over
>>225886181cheesefour cheese to be exact, cheap deep pan one from Tesco,
>>225886053
leftypol furious that he can't make death threats against politicians
>>225886111the absolute state of yookay
you ever open a tab and want to get into something but then you end up closing it minutes later i do this all the time. is it adhd?
Mousenonce is a known Peter Thiel acolyteWho do you think funds his lifestyle?
>>225886209humans are so outdatedAI is faster, smarter, stronger, better overall for everything that is not picking fruits
>>225886209They haven't quite figured out life yet
going to watch blade runner (2049)
>>225886103I (someone that would own a gun) need to get her pregnant with a son (so it actually does things) because of my right-leaning stance and need to fuck my enemies (which are women)
>>225886182the beauty standard back then was softer faces rounder cheeks, now it's all sharp and angular with no cheeks like the crypt keeper.
AI interviews me? I use my prompt engineering skills to convince him to hire me as CEO
Honestly though how did he manage to get away with doing thatHe even admitted he was making one
>>225886242LLMs are hyped up shit for the most partworld models are the real shit wish a lass was shagging my arse might make a futadom chatbot later
>>225886132I wish a had a gf to play this with Even though I don't give a shit about that game
We at the /Brit/ Team are looking forward to the return of Employed Woman tomorrow!
Won't even consider re-establishing a friendship with Mousey until he stops talking to Piehead and stops lusting after animals and children.
>>225886247??
mans just sparksing a massive zoot and watchin naruto wallahi ikhwans this talk no jutsu is giving me a headache astaghfirullah
>>225886283he isnt real and never was
>>225886288>wish a lass was shagging my arse>might make a futadom chatbot laterw-what
>>225886295OH OH OH OH SPAINO OVER HEREITS ME AND YOU AT THE TOIL
I don't lused after children but I want them. Something you (or any r9k virgin freaks) can't relate to, tranny. But I would fuck a dog tranny. Just not you
>>225886321why do you keep posting this image
>rorke's newspaper of choice
>>225886317you heard
>>225886230esl
canslad had just done sacked tranny, it's over for sacked tranny now.
>>225886332
Hey!Hey yeah, Hey you!Hey I'm here!Hey you're here too!Now it's time to live!Now it's time to learn!Lose control!Let your voice shout out!Don't look away!Let your body dance and sway!Say whatever it is that you gotta say!You're better now!You're stronger too!Do whatever it is that you gotta do!Don't be lazy!Don't run away! You gotta make the best of your day!Huh!
I would fuck a tranny*I have dog fucking on my mind from something else. Really nothing to do with your post
>>225886237He hosts a highly-successful podcast
>>225886333Because it's funny innitPlus it riles spaino upAnd it was the first image I made on my mac>>225886350She's a woman and proud of her massive man tits
Off to see primetime aren't I
mousey and cansfag and sacked tranny in the same thread nice onewhy do people feel the need to be "characters" on an anonymous 4chan thread
He really does think that AI generated picture is hysterical
>>225886369would you hatefuck ew?
>>225886369you should be studied in a high security facility and then disposed of
>>225886321i fucking hate sacked tranny but i also feel like you're really showing your age with these AI pictures
>>225886391No but the character is obsessed with me and fucking me
Your looksmatch has been getting fucked since school while men live as Stone Cold Incels
off to the pub
>the first ai image canspaedo made on his super duper 20k euro mac was an image of sacked trannyholy mindraped
>>225886396Canslad is like 50
>>225886307true dtfic. it’s always been “him”
>>225886405>looksmatchmade up incel concept
>>225886403can’t blame a girl
>>225886394Yeah my dick should be studied (sucked and fucked) in a high security facility (my house) and then me cared for
>>225886405living as an incel has made me strongeri am very powerful
>>225886420americans are only capable of shooting kids
>>225886424who
>>225886411It was more like 13k and people were wondering if it could do images so I was nice enough to do it x
great american songbook but british
cansnonce literally wants to shag sacked tranny i think. nobody gets this obsessed unless there’s a sexual element to it. i don’t blame him she’s cute but there are better ways to get her attention
>>225886426Cope lolThe fact is a 7/10 guy will likely be an incel in 2026 while a 7/10 will have been getting her cunt fucked by an endless series of men
financing the underbelly of Britain with an Uber Eats order
>>225886443Right wing extremists always end up shooting up schools or going to prison for doing a child pornUnlike leftists who always shoot for the billionaires and politicians Quite interesting how that's the way it is huh
Mental asylum facilities and nurses are hot
>>225886433Sort your life out you sick nonce
>>225886472>people were wondering if it could do imagespeopel were wondering if you could generate an image on a mac?why would you not be able to?bizarre
>>225886459fatcam
>>225886486Tilde wants to be shat on by a middle-aged Irish alcoholic
>>225886288share it with the lads x
Blacked tranny
>>225886486>Hate spiders you must want to fuck them then?
>>225886487>The fact is a 7/10 guy will likely be an incel in 2026how can you possibly believe this
hmm
>>225886487The thing is a "7/10" guy cannot be equated to a "7/10" girlyou are implying that these hold equal attractiveness which is not true
>>225886486Do you know if she's sexy tho?>>225886508it was more like 'canslad, why the fuck spend 13000 on a fucking mac for AI and what use is it'
right
wish a nuke would go off in the UKthen these threads would be free of faggots
>>225886540Because it's objectively true. I am one.Lots of other guys too.
Accidentally scared mum earlier :(House was dark and cold and I was asleep under a blanketApparently she tried to wake me but I wouldn't wake up and she thought maybe I had done a 'cide and died Turns out I was just fast asleepWonder how to make it up to her now
>>225886538Fortnite vibes x
70 year old man trying to give himself a cool nickname on /brit/
rastamouse nuh apologise to no battyboy
>>225886533Yeah i would say someone who makes sexualised AI images of spiders and constantly talks about them in a sexual way and fixates on their genitals obsessively probably wants to fuck spiders yh
>>225886555*hits it with a tennis racket towards Texas*
>>Hate spiders you must want to fuck them then?Yes, actually and you're gay if you wouldn't
>>225886568Oh aye xWe garn grind out this wattle pass x
>Germany has sent thousands of letters to Syrian refugees informing them that their protection status is being revoked, as the government accelerates efforts to return Syrians to their homeland following the fall of Bashar al-Assad's regime.thankfully andy will accept them
never happened btw
>>225886567Do a suicide in front of her and tell her 'don't worry mumberg. Just making sure you can't keep being disappointed by me'
Just got stung by one of these fuckers. It's an ichneumon wasp apparently. Never heard of them but I saw it flying around and cupped it in my hands to put it outside and it was like nah fuck that bro
totally trolling a poster on a mongolian thread weaving forum by saving gay porn that looks like him and repeatedly posting itso owned and trolled and you're not at all a freak for being this obsessed with him even when he's not here
>>225886547They are equal in attractiveness to the other sex. That's how it works.The problem is cuntfoids think most men are below average while men rate women more equally.
>ABP-991 Creampie Ejaculation Officer 06 - A Sadistic Office Worker Rides Cowgirl And Wrings Out Every Drop Of Cum! - Airi Suzumurawestern slop just can't compete
i don't want a looksmatchI want to play dominions 6 & unreal world and get shagged by a woman up the arse
>>225886557Yes you believe that because you're an incel but if you went outside you would realise that it's obviously not true
>there are some people here who spend all their waking hours on /brit/ and /brit/ is their entire lifegives me the feat tbqh
>>225886550She’s a solid 8 or 9/10. Nice curves, big tits, round bum, nice lips, hot voice.
Ok I will eat them!!
watching youtube shorts by an american immigrant talking about how much life is better in the uk
>>225886605>Airi Suzumurathe goat
>>225886580What's sexual about the picture I posted? I didn't find it sexual myself but I don't find men to be sexually attractive
>>225886620ktim
Solidarity with the people of Ilkeston in these trying times x
Scientists at CERN have asked me to join them in Switzerland because they've discovered my willy is the smallest thing in known universe
>>225886626why is jay doing this :3
>>225886602They gaslit him into doing it with blackenings
>>225886607I go outside every day.You have 9/10 White Chads forced to date Chinese and Indian women. It's fucked.
americans be like "i'm due for my physical"
>>225886567give her lots of hugs x
not going to liemy Bosch serie 6 washer drier is fantastic wish my ass was getting fucked by a lass though
>>225886626
>>225886538Not on is it
>>225886626.....mousey would've loved these.........
>>225886659black men win
>>225886624Enough about my mumberg
>>225886669okay?
>>225886659where do you live
>>225886486She wanted to fuck mousenonce horsepedo LMAO
>>225886631She’s not a man and you’re constantly talking about her sexually, mentioning her knickers, just trying to get her attention constantly. I don’t think you need to be embarrassed, it’s OK to find her hot and interesting.
Roblox shares down by 20% but how are my Minecraft shares doing hmm?
Rorke's mum
>>225886669i have a washer dryer now too and I don’t know how I lived without it
>>225886694pop your trip back on big fella
Maybe they just love Indian women. Not to fuel the leftists when they post shit like this for the bizarre reasons that they do
>>225886567youe mum sounds like a histrionic bitch. get her institutionalised
British women are genuinely some of the worst on the planet.Honestly in a Titanic scenario I'd be kicking women into the water.
wish I could do a gimmick where I speak another language so that I can post in that language's general thread
i liked mikey
>>225886693Nah she’s mates with Mousey but it’s platonic. And Mousey has been brainwashed by Piehead so they’re not so close anymore.
if cansland wants tildes bussy so bad ill let him smell my fingers
i don't have a washer dryer! i have a separate dryer in the cupboard of my bedroom and it is very noisy! you're making me feel insecure about my noisy dryer!!!
>>225886669good man. and godspeed on finding a lass to fuck your ass
I've started a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
hate when i'm watching a funny or interesting video on instagram reels and it suddenly cuts to some fucking Palestinian child crying and begging for donationsDon't care! Blocked!
>>225886694I know his mum isn't a man and I want to fuck his mum, not him you silly goose x
>>225886691A big-ish city
>>225886721The yank (is a yank btw) just uses Google translate and autism
Employed Woman should suck my willard
>>225886721they’re all slow af and mostly anime
futanari will never be real
>>225886708Fuck up, Piehead you fat incel
>>225886706it's actually insane isn't itI used to live like a beast with a tumble drier in my living roomnow I pack my washing in at 6am, then set it up so it's washed and dry just as I get back from work
>>225886721I tried this but the Japanese general isn't funny like /brit/ so I ended up coming back here
>>225886748s ktim
no one asked that lad if she shagged his mum up the arse. /brit/ culture is dying
>>225886730Mousey has cis women itt lusting after him. Shows how bizarre women are if anything.
>>225886209that's humanity done, then
I get home from wagie cage and wage for washing and drying machine
Honestly just adopt a "not my problem" approach to everythingYou're not part of the ruling class so why care?
>>225886790>humanity is cooked without meaningless toilslopnah humanity is saved
americans have big weird washer dryers
>>225886764i used to not even have a dryer and would have to put my clothes on a drying tank like a third worlder would still take 2 days to dry so I couldn’t even wear some freshly washed still warm undies
>>225886776there aren't cis women ittelse I'd have a /brit/ gf and wed watch hellraiser after she shagged my ass with her monster dong
Want gf with a nose ring to have a liberal women walking around and talking me to me mainly (and can squeeze her ass whenever I want)
>>225886804it fucks your other home furnishings while you are out
>>225886830>nooo! our new techno-chthonic overlords are going to serve US!a clue, please
>Maggie SimpsonNigga
>>225886827blackpill is unironically true but graphs and infographics like this are always bizarre and not based in realitylike pattinson irl could pick up any girl on the planet even if he wasn't famous and he appeals to a wider audience than someone like meeks
>>225885610right
>>225886849Coming to terms with women fucking the sexy dogs?
going to start NNN one day earlybecause if i mess up ill rebound for the actual month you see
>>225886831ermis she legally allowed to be raped?
might get a moustache goingcould be a moustache man from now on
>>225886871>like pattinson irl could pick up any girl on the planet even if he wasn't famousDelusional He's not that attractive
women are like dogs aren't they
you are all so mentally ill
something was said
>>225886895mate what are you on about
>>225886886don't think anyone is legally allowed to be raped but that is jane levy and she's in her 30s
>>225886910so true
>>225886889it'sa you a Mario ok
>>225886910sad isnt it sometimes i just lash out at them. feels good, they all deserve it
Will eat fish for breakfast then some chicken (kosher mix anyway)
>>225886939s
im based ok
>>225886910not nice to say, tho
im da based alpha
>>225886939sc
mi finna do boom boom in da pum pum
fuck sake
Anything done with your ass feels like doing a poo going in and out
why do autismos have weird sex fetishes
>>225886999Dunno
I have 1000 nectar points
mad that Michael Sheen got to bang prime Kate Beckinsale
rorkes google history
>>225886999we're too intelligent for pussy
Australian opium dens 1800
>>225886930We need to change the lawsSHE HAS NUDES FOM THE FAPPENING WAHEEYYYYY
i walk around like that "nigga" ok
>>225886999I have autism and a wanking addiction and i still only watch vanilla stuff
How do old people have the energy to shit and then wipe themselves, kinda exhausting for me and I'm only in my 20s
come on jammy put me out of my fucking miserydo itDO IT
>>225887041a lot of them get a bame to do it for them
>>225887041we have no other option
Mum just called me the peanut gallery nigga
>>225886970umm
im an absolute messneed to just kill myself honestly its the only humane thing to do
>>225887062scccccc
the king siccing MI5 on me because I googled furry porn
I vroom vroom to do boom boom in da pum pum
>>225887054he hasn’t finished wanking yet
>>225887077>>225887077>>225887077
>>225887066mallory really is the best girlif I die I hope to wake up in the futadom world
>>225887041i spray water up my arsehole too. cold so i can pretend it’s a snowman up there
>>225886844:/
