zonkey edish
>>225896646zesty
UH, RULES SAY 310 MATE
>>225896655Meltdown
shrek
fun times with DJ Mya
we all irish r18 haplotype in life x
>>225896646LITTLE GAY UGLY STUPID FREAKSSTUPID ZONKEYSSTUPID LITTLE UGLY GAY ZONKEYS
horberge
>>225896646northern england > southern
Me is albania Me is balkan i am dangerous gang
Sir zoeyamara_ Member of the Order of Canada
Once upon a time this general actually used to be good
>>225896709>>225896720>>225896725scrimmy
>>225896737COrrrrrrrr fucking spaff
SEALS! SEALS!
just done a Jack roworth (shit in my bef)
Mousenonce is very upset tonight
>>225896741scrimmy? what type of foul british lingo is this?
>>225896737yeah, id probably kiss him so long as you guys didnt see me do it or know about me doing it
>>225896761YOU'RE A BIG FAT MAN!
>>225896739
>>225896707propa cute birbingtonshire
funny how youtube knows I am drunk so it recommends the same videos I watched last time I was drunk
>>225896773None of those adjectives are correct
>>225896775it takes a non brit to fix this thread
>>225896797YOU'RE A BIG FAT STUPID MAN AND EVERYONE HATES YOU!
(8) acting like a divastill looking manly (8)
>>225896737What's his endgame?
Julian
i like to move it move it
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-I3EJ1Yj9s
bear want because he know inside cube the jap
>>225896815literally my childhood
>>225896815orange cats really are the best.
i like houseplants ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhgthis is me at the drums
recently ive been seeing Silk road online and metin 2 videos on youtube
eh anglobros how do we explain thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce_word
thumbnail[YouTube] title (embed)
>>225896892grow up little nigga
>>225896901
Kind of mental how a graphics card can do trillions of floating point operations every second
Watching BlackBerry (2023) taking notes - I’m a future billionaire
>>225896869important information since you guys get a lot of shags.
>>225896915My brain can do more Stick a VGA up my arse and watch me fry their circuits
>>225896926not a pixel, fuck off JF
so where's the fucking Halloween theme
It's just one schizophrenic endlessly reposting fucking nonsense
>>225896933mad how you can tell he's a virgin within the first 13 milliseconds of looking at him
>>22589693310 million pounds is a lotEW doesn't work in Shrewsbury also
>>225896815kek strong 9/10 diss kittingtonshirnibba pretendin' he dinnae ken wha his own tail be daein'
>>225896949gone now due to woke
>>225896962how do you know
>>225896946
>>225896955I'm not a virgin though
>>225896974because she isn't bothered by anon niggas tracking down where she lives plus no one in that photo looks trans
>>225896990
All kicked off xxxI never change who I am xxx
well that's quite a coincidence
>A Meteorite Found in the Sahara Is a 4.1-Billion-Year-Old Piece of Marsdamn that rock old as hell
>>A Meteorite Found in the Sahara Is a 4.1-Billion-Year-Old Piece of Mars
>>225897005vagueposting again. nigga, talk about who you're talking about
In one week, possession of this image will be illegal under UK law
>>225897010how's that ended up there then
>>225897026
NGL Shingeki No Kyojin kind of goes downhill after season 3 the whole Marley thing is alright but the overall shift in narrative since the premise is very drastic and diminishes it's unique qualities
>>225897035tilde and sean allan showing up within the same minute
>>225897035lembit opik
they should print it out and hand it out in lidl or w/e
>>225897010every rock on earth is literally older
if i had a reason to go shrewsbury i would do it and film sacked tranny but i doubt she exists
>>225897043brits try not to censor everything challenge
i am spaino hear me roar
>>225896930you nasty rorke
>>225896849ok x
stop calling her sacked tranny or she'll become jacked tranny and knock your lights out sunshine
Not been on /brit/ for a while. Anything new worth knowing?
i downloaded the "nigga" virus
Plugging the aux cable up my japs eye and screaming
Bed soon toil tomorrow 14:00 pm to 22:00 pm
Don’t like how that guy looks at little girls.
Time for an early bedtime
>>225897098don't think so
>>225896737>>225896829
if they ban sph i'll kms
>>225897086do you like spider plants x
>>225897140gachimuchi country
rorke's op
>>225897144yes they look good x
>>225897161average brit desu
>>225897130no. never really is. ive been here less and less over time. but even years ago it was never really worth posting on here. the last captcha change was it for me.
>>225897171
>>225897194leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng *anime pose*
last time i posted on /brit/ was 2015this is my second ever /brit/ post
hi
>>225897246hi
why the fuck are none of you drinking?
>>225897268Do we have to report that we are drinking?
>>225897264
>>225897275depends. do you have a loicense?
>>225897268Mate I'm five beers down, give me a chance
>>225897268i'm quite drink
mi eat da peas mi eat da rice but on dah lawd mi nevar gwarn eat pussy
(consensual) sex with laura kuenssberg
Onlyfans was the 9/11 for porn
12 years a slave? must be easier than 12 years an incel
>>225897143all the banned stuff you can find on untouched JAV sites. take the JAV pill
Lots of pretty girls here in new mexico
he's so badthey call him bossthey call him boss
I get drunk in my social housing room, using my phone to endlessly update 4chan and XI spend what free cash I have on beer and food, with little to none for clothes or any other essentialsBut ah, a job. A job? Indeed, a job. None, I know afraid! I know, I know, I am a wastrel. A scoundrel even, as often as I may call myself such. Perhaps this was my fate all along. Hearing others masturbate in their rooms and being reliant on housing benefit.But you see /brit/, today is special. Why, you ask. Well, today I have been paid my benefits. And tomorrow, I will be getting drunk yet again. I am free, I will not hear you deny it. I have no family, no friends, no loved ones. But I have alcohol. And you. Cheers to /brit/!
>>225897387
>>225897316Hi quite drink, I’m dad
>>225897399A reply!But what is this, an image...An image of what? A woman. Bah! How many women exist that I have seen as such. The world is full of 'pretty women'.But real people? They are hard to come by. Perhaps I will find one...
we are the fucking /brit/ team ok
>>225897408hello daddy
Ill move new mexico
new mexico nigga loves his new mexico
Brits invented metal and were basically the only ones doing metal for over a decade and then disappeared once more extreme sounds came along. Very few thrash or death metal bands out of the UK. There are a few but nothing like literally anywhere else.
bailey demmie
mad how new mexico had no culture until breaking badthey literally put up statues of walt and jesse because they don't have anyone else notable
>>225897476never listened to metal, so I wouldn't know
>>225897488Have seen her anus.
I am shabbyA shallow, uncouth, even perverse little fellow. Tell the women this and they will laugh (oh but how they will, trust me!)But this state of affairs is unconventional. I would be homeless and still a drunk, sleeping deftly in the morning dew in my makeshift tent beneath the local bridge.I am a shabby man. Run down. I am an ugly man. I do not deny it!But were fate kinder? Perhaps I would be as you are now, stretching my limbs in gym mirrors and riding treadmills into my quilted duvet with expensive food (fish and rice and god knows) making life my slave.Oh but how now...
latina cock
>>225897499they have roswell and area 51 as well
>best darts player in the world>loses to a bloody womannice sport you've got there lads
just trimmed me nuts and bolts
>>225897161some of these brown cunts are so shameless it's bizarre man, genuinely couldn't act like that if you paid me
>>225897534>genuinely couldn't act like that if you paid mecap on rorke
>the ten worst performing economies on earth in 2026 (real GDP growth)hmmwonder why that is
>>225897541i dont wear them
>>225897551i don't know
>>225897525good omen for mug
>>225897551god still punishing haiti for killing their betters all those years ago lol
>>225897559it was sarcasm you apethe answer's obviousgo sit in the corner
>>225897572what is it then
might become gay
>>225897351this is true, slaves at least had sex
>>225897519area 51 is nevada
>>225897570mad that the moment they gained independence, the mulattos just started treating the blacks like second class citizensfreed american slaves transported back to Liberia in the 1830s did the exact same thing to the native Africans too>>225897577think there's some war going on in that area aye
>>225897577bad investments into bitcoin
Oh but how now, /brit/....Sleep? Gentle, I say! I am not hard for that I would not say, but sleep I no longer care for.What use is it in a world without dreams? Sleep is for the hard, who wake to grind and mill every sinew of their mind until pain and fatigue tire them beyond exhaustion.But me? Exhausted? HA!I am a man. A man I shall be. Lying in his makeshift bed, beneath his bridge, cold to the world as all warmth flees with the dawning of his age. Yes, /brit/, we all die! We all do. But how now...
>>225897583the buck breaking kind thoughbeit
>>225897499seems like a legit horrible place to live. the weather and it just a giant carburb. dire.
We all die, /brit/!We all do...
>>225897583the masters would breed slaves to create bigger slaves so there actually were incel slaves who the master wouldn't allow to breed for beign too runtish.
>>225897587bizarre lie
AI is collapsing
>>225897635how so
crystal methfentanyl oxcontin
>>225897635good
>>225897635So am ISix beers now
>>225897642it told me
an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin
2nd night in a row of night fog halloween lovers can't believe their luck
>>225897660havent had blueberry muffins in about a decade, could demolish one right now
>>225897660blik
UHHH MOUSEGOD MLP BASED?OKAY? ````````
Wish I had narcolepsy so I could fall asleep at will
>>225897660beautiful
>>225897660
rorke, black, a slave, getting buck broken. leftypol breaking his bum arse.
did you know oxford is the blueberry capital of canada?
what's the gayest name?
did a think
>>225897725I'm getting real tired of you FREAKS stealing our place names.Get your own.
Wow you're so cool anon!So anyway, as I was saying. I have this thing called a vagina? Could you please, please, please, hurry up and put your penis inside it!
I’m an utterly evil and irredeemable villain of a person but at least I’m not a trannyWait yes I am
>>225897727Alex
>>225897742ok i will do it !!
>>225897752grow up little man
>>225897733didnt really work though did it, about as relevant as we were before
>>225897727toby is quite gay now that i think about it
>>225897752Name on Sacked Fanny
>>225897760Little lady if you want to be nice about it>>225897764You had to think about that?
>>225897774>You had to think about that?About as hard as your parents did
ahh ke gaa, luuu
Wahey Sherrock beat Luke Littler
>>225897733such a real post about a real brown person in that guys head
I measure the length of my cock in nautical units
