Luigi edition
Frogposters will be first against the wall
frogsx
here we are then. having egg.
In my smelly bedroom where mummy comes and goes, cleaning as I watch my anime shows
you did nothing in your 20s now you’re 30 and you’re broke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwXbJwO8SNk
>>225929639we love egg
>>225929639where's the sausageswhere's the toast
S-ranked every mission on Ace Combat 8 lads
Made friends with a disabled black dude at puppy orientation sessions, which is weird because I hate disabled people and I hate black people.Very weird situation desu
Might do the no nut november this year
Man of the people… Just like me and you…
>>225929661the toast is under the egg. there was a sausage at the back poking out of the bacon.
>>225929682Must be weird having somebody you can relate to
>>225929683I just wanked. Is it too late?
>>225929695Starts tomorrow x
>>225929687looks good ladeggs look lush
gained an hour
>>225929686i thought guns were illegal in england
I do not approve of this thread theme.
>>225929710But not a clue.
>>225929715Only if you're poor x
right well thats a pooand it stinks
Rorke receiving an error in his refuse aka computer "log".
>>225929715Not if you’re a posho
I'd snort her poo.
he love it
>>225929736do they really
>>225929736got me on the coinshappened to us all
let`s all go there ok
>>225929736>chased a penny that rolled too far awayvalid ick if we're being honest
>>225929736good incel b8 this
>>225929736automatic doors often don't open for me at all
>>225929736we genuinely need to enslave women
>>225929736no one keeps coins in a walletretarded and fake
what's german for cozzy livs
>>225929777>we genuinely need to enslave women
>>225929777meanwhile you enslave yourself in your smelly bedroom
*enters the thread*
>>225929794ROARING (ktim)
need to play ocarina before the new one comes outonly problem is its boring as shite
>>225929812*exits*
>>225929791Who caresDead language for mongs
>>225929826ever thought about only playing games which interest you and not because you 'need' to?
>>225929791gelivvenkosten
>>225929836Ever thought of not being a speccy little neek
anyone remember the walking dead
alysa
>>225929873Personal attack in response to a genuine question is it? I'll accept that concession.
>>225929874i'd rather not, anything past season 5 sucked
that wasnt me he just saw the opportunity and done you
>>225929887fuck off frog nerd
Rorke
my white cock is big haha
>>225929939congrats mate
blud showing off his bender awardomds
Gonna die alone. Might be over
we are the umdem
*points at the floor*dropped your gay card
omds
>>225929971Could've sworn it was yours
>>225929979leftypol chocolate
>>225929792'slims are right about women thoughbeit
>>225929979yookay
just found out this youtuber i watch is blackyou never truly know someone
i thought it was tonys chocoloney until last week when someone said its chocolonely. what a shite name makes it sound like youre a sad fat cunt eating a full bar of chocolate alone
spent 5.6k on seeing escorts so far this year
>>225930010well that is what i am
>>225930002cold fusion?
>>225930013same but e-girls
£8 for a fucking cheese and onion toastie. What the actual fuck man?!?
>>225929966How to be a stupid bitch 101
>>225930033yeah but it peng
>>225930033>made by: jf
>>225930033jfs out!!
>>225930033can't get some fried chicken and chippies with that kind of money
>>225929966havent read this article and neither have you but id guess she got bored and wanted to get her pussy blown out a bit more. god foids are worthless they should be sent to the biomass tanks with you know who
>>225930013How much did you spend on getting a clue?
Half of the black pornstars don't even know how to use their dick (which are fake most of the time btw) in the porn
might get out of bed, might go get a coffee
>>225930067yeah?
how can I maximise the use of my money?the stock market is gonna fall, crypto has always been monopoly money and is now gonna collapse, what else is there other than cash ISAs?
world war 1 what the heck was everyone's problemshould've just smoked some ganja and chilled out i think
>>225930067white cope
>>225930069try getting out of being clueless and go get a clue
>>225930017yeah me too but still they might as well have called it tonys incelbar for incels and fat cunts
anyone ever played these?
I cooked two giant Pork Shanks (with the skin/fat)
>>225930078put it all on black
>>225930098And yet you've posted zero images of them. Curious.
it cold
>>225930113oh you seething
>>225930063
>>225930097reckon someone has yeah
>>225930122it's*
>>225930078if youre so sure the ai bubble is about to burst short nvidea. if not just put it in an all world tracker. if youre scared to lose any money cash isa and premium bonds although these wont protect you from an actual crash where nearly everybody loses
>>225930122leccy heater is on
>>225930078if you're convinced the stock market is going to fall you short it
doing no nut november (i wank so much i have no nut left)
I hate old people so much man.
shorting poo
>>225930013how many shags? give us a rough number
>>225930183What a witty and inventive jestHow original!
jrm did a video the other day about the fact that trillions had been invested in all these ai companies but they arent making nearly enough money to justify it. some of them will take like 100 years to generate the revenue to cover whats been put in. he didnt however say what i personaly am supposed to do about it
original poo
YOU CAN'T SUFFER IN JAPAN
>>225930180sad covid didn't neutralise everyone over 60
Sam HydeSam[hain] Hyde your face.
>>225930113NEVER QUESTION ME
>>22593018925 ish
>>225929979retarded scoring pattern or whatever they call itimpossible to break apart
>>225929635glans snail mentioned
>>225930183
>>225930215omds bluds aura farming with pork steaks :skull:Looks good though. Those carrots?
>>225930215Thumbnail looks like there's a cat on the left
>>225930222nice
>>225930207
>>225930207BWC
>>225930076Yeah but you are a yank so you already knew without saying The Brit black we have got absolutely mind broke from the porn tho and their tiny penis is a big source of insecurity for them
>Johannesburg Faces Severe Water Shortages Amid Network Collapse Warningsbritain in 2077
oh I wish I could’ve had a big dick
>soybooru.com
>>225930236>Those carrots?what about them>>225930240I wish I had a cat :(
>>225930207why do they all have the same face?
>>225930278>what about themAre they edible
>>225930223woke chocolate
>>225930223At least it doesn't bend under heat
realised i get the same satisfaction telling someone ive done something than i do actually doing the thingif they ask me about it then i have a prepared set of lines which i can talk about generated by AI
my AirPods won’t connect to my phone again
>>225930280dr. takamura very good but not original
I'm extremely unhappy
>>225930268What if you pass it on to your children and descendents and further down the line you find genetic heart problems and give them erectile dysfunction
>>225930311Sorry to hear that. I'm in Kent at the moment, what would you like me to do?
>>225930287of course, 3 and a half hours of cooking would do it, they bring a sweetness to the sauce probably gonna make a rice with the fat and drippings, but maybe tomorrow, can't be bothered today
was going to make a post that could have upset and possibly offended a marginalised group in /brit/, so out of respect for our incel folk out there i will not
>>225930280Leftypol be like: yawn I've heard that racism before. Now go make more child slaves or soldiers in a black country for me, because I fucking love that shit
Grew up middle classMoved when I was 15 and all my mates are working classNo one can understand my hell
>>225930336That's a pretty pussy
me
>>225929616Mad how he did it with a random person standing in the doorway as a witness
>>225930326Well im in Hounslow so you can come suck me off maybe when you’re free? X
>>225930354I'm not your dad x
Just put the heating on for an hour to get the juices moving
>>225930311that's why I do buy bluetooth stuff, my dad bought a sound bar with a subwoofer and after a few months they stopped connecting to one another, I told him buy one with cables but he wanted to be cool
>>225930346she is a smug rat bastard but i love her ok
can’t imagine how awkward it must be going to a prostitute. like when you turn up
when's it our turn for cost of living riots
Going to sleep like mistress told me to at 12 o clock becsuse I'm a good boy and because of that I get to smoke a joint to go to bed nicely
>>225930364that's why I don't*
>>225930280its ai slop look at all the fucked up letters dead giveaway
Why don't Japanese people have sex?
what are you guys wearing at Christmas dinner this year?
poo seething
is the bulgarian spaino?
>>225930387I don't know, why don't you?
>>225930364>cables in 2026no unc…
Just paid my octopus energy bill which was £87 for gas and leccy
evil bumcel
>>225930401I had sex with my wife on Friday
>>225930407Kek mine is normally £185 a month
>>225930397yes>>225930405also it sounds like shit and you lose em all the time when it comes to earpods
i speak like retardit not right
>>2259303873dpd
>>225930419Do you live in a mansion?
All you have to do to make leftylol seethe is show them something attractive or beautiful
>>225930417Oh, really? I must have missed you.
I don’t pay electricity this year because I just fiddle the meter in this new flat fuck going to the cornershop and “topping up” like some tramp it’s degrading
>>225930387apartments are too smallnot enough room to pound properly
>>225930407mines like 20 quid a motnth
>>225930439No just a poorly insulated shit house and have a wife and 2 kids
>>225930425sometimes when I say words the wrong word comes outI know what I intended to say, but my mouth says the wrong word and I have to either roll with it and hope I'm understood or stutter about trying to correct myselfHappens typing to where I'll read back a post and realised I'd written a completely different word to the one I'd intended somewhere without realising
Should I go to Tokyo and have sex with the Chinese?
A British five-year-old is now shorter than a five-year-old in North KoreaA British boy of five is shorter than one in North Korea, in Haiti and in Libya.A Dutch boy of five stands 7cm taller than him. A Bulgarian boy stands 8cm taller.
*drinking her breastmilk* mmm yes mistress
do real Muslim escorts exist
>>225930484Apologies my friend, I was imitating the retard who posts here in infant like babble as part of their online personality Sorry to hear that though!
>>225930497what if I pretended I thought you meant a specific individual kid and I asked "which 5 year old is that I've never met him" or something haha
>>225930513Yeah white boys do but it's probably going to end up illegal, sand monkeys being who they are (pedophiles)
>>225930513Some of the filthiest sluts I've ever fucked imo
dire new gimmick
It's Wotan!Everybody say "Hi, Wotan"
>>225930513yeah but they only let you fuck em in the ass
might actually fill out the grindr profile
Based pickled onions
>>225930533they don't wash their arses?
>>225930497The average British 5 year old is Indian so there’s that
>>225930553disgusting naming
>>225930551I gaslit everyone where I live into thinking I'm gay by setting Tinder to male dating so I (a narcissist) could see if I still got it. I do :DFunny thing is, if I were gay I might've found a really gemmy of a guy, a deal good guy. So idk maybe troll a little bit and you can find love. Just a prank
well that's another year over
>>225930553It's November so next week I'm starting to ferment stuff, about 30kg of cabbage an 20kg of other various veggies.
>>225930584Ktim but October and Poppy planting
Do YOU have what it takes Brit?
>>225930553crude
>>225930603>Poppy plantingyou plant poppy plants and make opium?
>>225930611I’m not tactical enough
>>225930611No, nigga. Give me a fuckin gun nigga. So I can pillage and rape I have so much anger in me, stewing, it is brewed, I'm running on fumes. I'm going to the moon when I rape and I'll go overseas to do that
super army soldiers
Are we already up from the dream?Or do we need to wake up again?
Thanks YouTube! I'll be sure to check this video out.
bought final fantasy resonance
>>225930612Me if I were ever released from this Earthly prison (my mortal flesh)
>>225930625No and if I lived in the EU then I'd have to get a "contract" for it, and the only people getting it are those also selling the other chemicals needed to do so. Olgiopolily o algo
How's the stockpile coming along?
To pillage And rape! Sir!
>>225930644he looks young there
can’t get a std from a blowjob surely
>9 year old video >The unvaxxed: hmm, he looks young there
I am locutus of borg
>>225930689Herpes
>>225930584how do you have so much space for that
>>225930655I recently watched a video about Tasmania and how they make 50% of the poppy production in the world in big fields, and someone started making crop circles in the fields despite them being under strict security, turns out some wallabies would get high and start rolling around the fields
>>225930689Herpes simplex (type 1): LIFELONG Gonorrhoea (virus)HIV
>>225930699why is bonnie blue in that situation
>>225930668been stockpiling the porn
Gays organize around risky activities, learn the hard way, and regroup. Almost all my gay friends are on PreP now. 10 years ago everyone on my Grindr seemed to be doing meth and now it (apparently) has vanished
Off to the shops to buy some booze for this afternoons goonfest
>>225930715It was parrots I think but the normies really reject this idea bigly about them making most of the poppies (Norman variety)Spain and turkey also produce opium
>>225930738grow up
stockpiling poo
My boiler is only 2 years old and the guarantee is null and void because last year I tried to get it serviced and no fucker could be bothered to answer my calls. I think every tradesman should be round up and shot by firing squad and replaced with Eastern European tradesmen
>>2259307362" is a lot and it would still hurt if you gave someone meth and let them fuck you Crack whores jerking people off or whatever while they smoke crack is so trashy. I prefer them knocked out or with their eyes rolling back and
DE BUM BLAST
i should be allowed to smoke opium
And could probably just put them in those ass shorts and give them duster while I fuck them >>225930767This motherfucker is Chinese
>>225930761my one is over 30 years old and runs like a goodun
Well that's me making an overpayment on my mortgage isn't it. Just an extra £100 a month knocks off 6 years and saves tens of thousands of (((interest)))
>>225930708You keep em on the balcony, that's the difference between room temp fermenting (sauerkraut) and Balkan type fermentation which is made slowly in cold weather which preserves it for the whole winter and it's crispier/crunchier as opposed to the soft texture of sauerkraut.>>225930742pretty sure it was wallabies
canada
food warehouse just opened near me. had to go in to see what it was about. tens of thousands of items of frozen arse cancer in a box.
if a girl on tinder bio says “they call me molly for a reason” but her name is not molly that’s a drug joke yes?
>>225930767
>>225930801Soon to be the 5th country in the united kingdom
>>225930810she's looking for MDMA yes
>>225930781Incel
>>225930810no it means his name was mo but hes cut his dick and balls off and changed it to molly obviously
It's almost the most wonderful time of the year Brit, unless you're a filthy lonely bitter incel, then you probably hate it kek
>>225930798interesting it gets far too cold for that here of course
>>225930821You are I know
>>225930798Wow! Truly god's medicine. The animals like to eat it insha'Allah! (It's important that animals follow the Qur'an)
>>225930829Christmas is tacky. Halloween is better.
>>225930820that's mandy
>>225930829Really? I’m a lonely loser with no mates but still enjoy smoking or getting drunk and watching Christmas movies with my tree up. Good vibes
>>225930846halloween famously not tacky
Rorke 2 cans deep walking into the black Christians church. He's looking for black pussy
Mad how we're all homeowners with a wife and kids. I remember when we were all teenage rascals on /b/
>>225930866just been in to get his eyes tested x
>>225930866the bird
somehow working too much but not enough
>>225930810means molly bloom (based on nora barnacle (fart fetish))
>>225930866https://youtube.com/shorts/YdaLjkAcS4g
are blacks and indians and pakis in scotland and northern ireland and wales more likely to be pro union or pro independence
>>225930856Halloween is middle class because it is autumnal. Christmas is tacky and gaudy with cheap flashing lights and cans of lager
>>225930781bizarre image
if I was a grown man with a wife and kids and still posting on 4chan at my big age on a Sunday I’d fucking kill myself
>>225930830that's why you put em in a salt brine solution, the salt prevents the water from freezing when I was a kid and we had -25-30C which is -20F I think, it still wouldn't freeze
>Halloween is middle class because it is autumnal. bro just saying stuff
bit hungover
>>225930887you run out of commas or something?
I walk the line
>>225930903shes so fit the show keeps telling us shes not but she clearly is
what race and class are you playing
>>225930887in northern ireland it's the former; more likely to be pro UKmakes sense considering pakis / indians etc have family living everywhere in britian
>>225930894You'd kill yourself leaving your kids behind?
my ex is pakistani and im still in love with her ok so no more racist comments do better u lot
lots of weird posts today
>>225930918i'm just hung
>>225930896it would be inedible if you put so much salt in it that it wouldnt freeze that lowmaybe you are just forgetting a lower quality texture or something after it frozealso it wont ferment at that temperature its too cold
>>225930931ever shag her up the arse?
>>225930939
>>225930903This is because in I think the 2025 Olympics the jockey abused his horse and their argument against fucking them is that it's rape (abuse) (it's not they're animals) and banning the horse Olympics is better than fucking then
>yanks cuckpostingliterally in their dna
>>225930926arent unionists more likely to be anti immigration? would it not make sense for them to try to attract millions of immigrants to stay in the uk?
Sir Abdul El-Sayed
mateberg married an Indian girl now we can't be racist on Indians in the group chat anymore
How on earth do people shop so slowly on a SundayNot even just old folks30 year old women wandering aimlessly down every aisle checking the price of every itemNo plan no hustle no hope
>>225930336
>>225930949no that’s disgusting
>racist on Indians
>>225930980oh. ok.
>>225930998
>>225930998how
Hijabis are so fucking fit
i'd pay a black guy to let me lay there and jerk him off while he does whatever, and that makes blackoids with AIDS seethe because it's perfect for them but they think i'm racist
Have sex with a feeble and poor Filipino woman. Good job sir, you wooed her.Have sex with a Grizzly bear. Nooo you've raped it, send him to jail immediately. That bear didn't want you to have sex with it, you abused her into it. No possible way he could have conveyed her non consent to you
got my bum out
Looking back at numerous missed opportunities for sex with some peng lasses but I ignored them bexause I was raised Christian and was terrified of sex before marriage. By the time I got over that fear I only had sex with one long term gf and then my current wife. Absolute disgrace
>>225931030ok
>>225929616AI
>>225931037But only if it was one of the huge BBCs
feel bad for the llm made to spit out that nonsense
there's an "off-topic" board on this site>>>/trash/how can threads be immediately "off-topic"
>>225930998Someone's girlfriend (she's about to get run through by the band)So sad
pondering a fourth coffee
start doing this
>>225930830Kys
>>225931073what is this, who is filming them
>>225931070you are insane
>>225931073
i hate having to deal with goys
>>225931101what depths of madness will i sink towhere does it end
>>225930968
unc posting on his work lenovo
>>225931122hopefully behind bars you sick fuck
>>225931108I hate bullshit social contracts like not caring about the legal age once they hit that age and start saying other social contract bs
Never trust your mates
>>225931108>>225931125>>225931131>>225931137>>225931153could've sworn i clicked on /brit/
New>>225931156
>>225931125Mad how he hates his wife and kids
>>225930736Does that prep stuff actually work? As in you're invincible. I really need to look into this stuff. >>225930762You know what I find crazy, how crack whores can just instantly take a penis shoved inside them, they don't use lube. Even a woman you're with who likes you needs a minute to get a bit wet so you can slide in without pain sometimes.
